"THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA" (2006)

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  • INT 138
  • EXT 36
  • UNKNOWN 39
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  • DAY 84
  • NIGHT 41
  • CONT 1
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1

OPEN

The Devil Wears Prada

Screenplay by

Peter Hedges

Revisions by

Howard Michael Gould Paul Rudnick Don Roos

Current Revisions by

Aline Brosh McKenna

March 10, 2005

FADE IN
2

INT. CHATEAU FRANCE -- DAY

An elegant 17thCentury mansion a short distance from Paris, A dinner is setfor about a hundred people. Everything is perfect; exquisite flowers,linens, silver.••

Anyone who's anyone in the fashion world is there. We see Lagerfeld..•Valentino .•.Marc Jacobs...

NIGEL KIPLING,a dapper man in his late 30's/early 40's, speaks at a podium atthe center of the dais on one side of the room.

Our POV is from someoneelse on the dais so we see NIGEL from the back.

NIGEL
.•• hername has become legend. Her magazine is the Bible for anyone interested in style, taste and sophistication. Without a doubt one of the most elegant women ever to walk the planet, I give you .••Miranda Priestly.

Loud applause rings out. And from the back.we seeMIRANDA PRIESTLY approaching the podium.We can onlymake outher fancy updo, the cu:cvesof her couture gown.

As MIRANDA lingers, taking in the applause••.

We reverse to see whose point of view we arewatching from •••

..•ANDY BARNES, 20's, pretty, elegantly put together. Shestands a few feet behind MIRANDA.

She applauds, smiling. Some of MIRANDA'S light spills ontoANDY.

MIRANDA starts to talk and we hear a brief SCREECH of feedback. The SCREECHdissolves into•.•

FLASH BACK TO:
3

EXT. MIDTOWN STREET -- DAY

••• theSCREECHof a taxi, rounding a corner.

Six months .earlier.ANDY walks out of a subway station, clutching a piece of paper with di.rectionson it.

ANDY looks nothing like the polished young woman from the ohateau. Her hair and makeup are college student simple•. She wears her best -- white shirt, blue skirt, comfortable shoes.

Morning rush hour pedestrians bustle past. She checks her paper.

ANDY
Two blocks to 57th.
4

EXT. 57TH STREET -- DAY

She looks up at an address. 125. She walks in.

AGUA.RD quickly stops her. Indicates she should sign his clipboard, which she does.

ANDY
What floor isElias-Clarke?

Beat. The GUARD just looks at her. Her heart starts to pound.

ANDY (cont'd)
Don't. Don't tellme.
GUARD
Honey, you want West 57th.
5

EXT. 57TH STREET-- DAY

ANDYbusts out of the wrong building a.ndstarts to run, but--

--she'smoving against the pedestrian tide. We widen out to see ANDY, buckingthe flow of people like a salmon going UI)stream.

Shegets to an intersection, starts to cross the street••.

..•and justmisses being decked by a bike messenger. He flips heroff. Shebarely hesitates, starts running again.

6

EXT. 57TH STREET-- DAY

ANDY is lookingat numbers.

And she sees, loomingin front of her, an elegant tower. Elias- Clarke. 125. Sheruns toward it.

7

INT. ELIAS-CLARKE-- DAY

ANDY trots intothe building, out of breath and stops,: overwhelmed bywhat she sees.

The lobby looms around her.The place is sobig, so unto itsel=··· it probablyrains inhere.

8

INT. HUMAN RESOURCESOFFICE --DAY

ANDY sits across from a bored lookingwoman, SHERRY.

onthe wall behind SHERRY are framed covers from all the Elias- Clarkemagazines -- a news magazine, a coo.kingmagazine, .a fitnessmagazine••• and Runway.

SHERRYclicks away on her computer.

ANDY
Thank you for replying to my query letter. I'm very excited about the opportunity to--
SHERRY
You like race oars?

Huh?

ANDY
Actually, for me, it's a toss up between race oars and monster trucks.
SHERRY
I have two openings -- one at Auto Universe and one at Runway.
ANDY
The fashion magazine? But--
SHERRY
That's it. That's what we have.
ANDY
What if I co.maback next week?
SHERRY
Might have nothing at all.
9

INT. RUNWAY RECEPTION AREA -- DAY

Sleek, elegant, hard-edged.chic. Behind a large reception desk is an elegant logo that says RUNWAY.

ANDY walks over to the desk.

ANDY.
I'm here about the assistant·job.

The RECEPTIONIST points ~er towards a seating area•••

...where there are a few other women waiting, each.a tall, thin,· dressed to kill FEMEOT.

ANDY tries to smile at one of them, who looks away. ANDY sits. She can hear two of the other WOMAN chatting softly.

GIRL #1 I can't believe I'm even in this office.

GIRL #2 Oh, I know. I would murdermy best friend to get this job.

10

EXT. RECEPTION LATER

ANDY istrying to arrange herself on the uncomfortable sofa when suddenly ataller, thinner and, amazingly, more groomed version of thewomen in the room walks in. ·

This isEMILY, who looks the part of the sleek fashionista, but is propelledby a core of barely tamped down anxiety.

EMILY
Um••. Andrea Barnes?

EMILY looks up. Their eyesmeet. As EMILY takes in how different ANDY looks from everyoneelse •••

•.• ANDYsprings up and followsher down the hallway.

11

INT. RUNWAY.-- DAY

,_.,,/

EMILY walks ANDY down thehall.

EMILY
..Whoput you up for this job?
ANDY
Human Resources sent me.
EMILY
They do have an odd sense of humor.

At the end of a long corridor is a bullpen-- two desks outside a large corner office.

ANDY can only see part of the corner office,but it is seductively bright, sending light strearningintothe bullpen.

ANDY and EMILY sit down.

EMILY (cont'd)
Mirandahas two assistants I'm the first,and we 1 reinterviewing for the second, juniorassistant.
(pauses, dramatic)
Miranda isan amazing woman, a legend.
(MORE)
EMILY (cont'd)
Working for her sets you up to work

L anywhere in publishing. A million

girls would kiLI,for this job.

ANDY
Sounds great.
EMILY
The thing is, A.ndy,·weare a fashion magazine and an interest in fashion is crucial.
ANDY
What makes you think I'm not interested in fashion?

EMILY givesher a look.Suddenly, EMILY'S Blackberry.goes off. She gasps.

EMILY
Oh my God. No. No, no, no.

AfIDY What'a wrong?

Ell. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY ' '~· A black .sedanpulls to a sudden stop outside thebuilding.

12

INT. RUNWAY-- DAY

EMILY springs to her feet.

EMILY
What thehell is she doinghere?

She begins rapid-fire dialing four digit extensions.

EMILY {cont'd} (all but screaming) She's on herway -- tell everyone!

Just then NIGEL, looking dapper as usual, rushes over to EMILY.

EMILY (cont'd)
Eer driver text-messaged. Ber colorist has the flu! ·

NIGEI, turnsand calls out to the office.

NIGEL
Man your battle stations!

He runs down thehall popping in Altoids and brushing himself

-~,,./

with a lintroller at the same time.

13

EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE-- DAY

The sedan dooropens. We see more flashes of MIRANDA..•

..•$2,000 crocodileManolos, Chanel jacket, perfect hair, fabulous HarryWinston earrings..•

14

INT. ELIAS-CLARKE --DAY

!veryoneis in ahigh state of alert.

ASSISTANTS franticallypush clothing racks out of the way •..

EDITORS race intotheir office.

1\NDYpeers in, seesone ofthe EDITORS changing from kitten heels to sky-high stilettos.••

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•.SEES ANOTHER CURLINGHER LASHES•••

••.another lining her lips•..

..•another pulls on a body shaperunder her dress •••

16

INT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- DAY

We watch MIRANDA -- still only a partialview of her -- click- clacking through the lobby in her 4-inch~heels.

And we see PEOPLE reacting to her.

GUARDS, ASSISTANTS and SECRETARIES cower,DISTINGUISHED EXECUTIVES bow their heads in respectful greeting.

MIRANDA maintains a high rate of speed towardsthe elevator.

As she's about to get in she sees a lowly EDITORIALASSISTANT in the elevator. He immediately leaps out.

EDITORIAL ASSISTANT
~orry,Ms. Priestly.

She doesn't acknowledge his existence. Her perfectlymanicured finger presses one of the buttons.

rNT. RUNWAY -- DAY

EMILY looks ,aroundto see if everything's perfect.Notices ANDY.

EMILY
Oh my God. You're still here. Go.

ANDY geta up.

EMILY (cont'd)
No, stay. I don't want you walking past her. Just .sitthere and I'll pray she doesn't notice you marring the area.

ANDY sits.

ANDY
(to herself)
·wow,this is like self-esteem camp.
17

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

••.MIRANDA steps out of the elevator and for the firsttime _we see her head-on.

MIRANDA PRIESTLY, in all her glory. She is stunning, perfectly put .together,a white Hennes scarf around her neck,

MIRANDA'S look is so distinctive you can spot her a mileaway. She is unlike any other beautiful woman, singularly MIRANDA.

18

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

EMILY runs up the hall to MIRANDA and walks her to her office.

MIRANDA
Why didn't you conf_inn?
EMILY
I did. He must have gotten sick overnight. I'm so sorry, Miranda.
MIRANDA
Sorry is just an excuse to make the same mistake again.

We seeANDY, watching this, but MIRANDA seems not to notice her,

EMILY
(rattlingoff quickly)
Here's the bulletin so far. At 7:00, Simone called from the Paris office. She figured out dates w~th Tea~ino £0% the Rio shoot and confinned with Gisele.
(MORE)

8'

EMILY (cont'd)
Then at7:15 Michael Kors called about theModel of the Year party. He's at hishouse in the Caymans. I have that number.At 7:30 Natalie from Glorious Foods calledto see whether you'd like theVacherin filled with mixed berries praline orwarm rhubarb compote. At B:15 Mrs. Samuelscalled to remindyou about Parent-Teacherconferences at Dalton tonight --you and your husband have reservations atLe Bernardin immediately following.1'1.ndat8:30 DonatellaVersace called about the upcomingMiami trip. Shewants to know, do youneed any staff besides the driver, chef,Pilates instructor, personal assistant,three maids and a yacht captain? Said to call her back ASAP as the good yacht captains get snapped up very quickly.
MIRANDA
Fine. I'll be ready to roll calls in two minutes. Let's try Donatella first. Then I want Michael, Simone and then Jay-Z. And tell Nigel I need an answer about swimwear.

MIRANDA stops atEMILY'S desk, takes off her coat, dumps it on ,~MILY'Schair,walks past ANDY. EMILY is relieved, but then--

MIRANDA {cont'd} Who was that?

Damn. She noticedher.

EMILY
Nobody. I mean, I was pre-interviewing assistants for you and she's the last one but--
MIRANDA
I'll do it. You obviously can't do anything right..

MIRANDA goes into her office.EMILY looks atANDY.

EMILY
Oh my God. This is so not happening to me :ri.ghtnow~
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INT. MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY

ANDYenters, hesitant. Behind her, EMILY watches,nervous.

:'INDYnow hasa better view of MIRANDA'S gleaming office. L A single flower in a Steuben vase.

Photos by Avedon, Penn, Testino and Meisel.

A large photo taken by a very good photographer,of MIRANDA,her. husband STEPHENand her twin GIRLS, CASSIDY and CAROLINE and, playing on a beach in the Bamptons.

Iced Pellegrino on a coaster on the desk. Every current issue of ·any relevant magazine, fanned out precisely on a table.

ANDY walks in. MIRANDA is busy writing, doesn't look up.

MIRANDA
Who are you?
ANDY
•My name is Andy Barnes. I recently graduated from--

ANDY hands MIRANDA her resume, which MIRANDA ignores.

Shefinally looks up and gives ANDY her patented once-over, top tobottom, every molecule dissected.

Thephone buzzes. MIRANDA picks it up.

MIRANDA
Yes, all the swimwear by 3 today•••
(hangsup)
What was your major?
ANDY
English, with an emphasis in journalism.
MIRANDA
Why are you here?
ANDY
Because I think I could do a good job as your assistant and--
MIRANDA
( impatient)
Why are you here?
ANDY
My resume got me a meeting with Human Resources and they said it's this or Auto Universe.

MIRANDA takes this in,pleased by her honesty.

MIRANDA
You don't read Runway, do you?
ANDY
No.
MIRANDA
And before today, you had never heard of me, had you?
ANDY
No.
MIRANDA
And you have no style or sense of fashion.
ANDY
That depends on--
MIRANDA
That wasn't a question.

She finally picks up ANDY'S resume. Glances.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Editor-in-Chief of the Daily Northwestern. Impressive.
ANDY
I alsowon a nationwide competition for college journalistswith my series on the janitor'sunion --

MIRANDA holds up her hand.

MIRANDA
That's all.

ANDY, startled by the abruptness, keeps talking.

ANDY
--that uncoveredthe exploitationof the--

MIR.ANDAstares. ANDY abruptly stopstalking. Reads for the door. But then she stops and turns.

ANDY (cont'd) .
Okay, listen, I may not know too much · about fashion, but I'm smart and ·resourceful and I will work very hard and--

And MIRANDA says •.•nothing.

ANDY {cont'd) . And that's it. That's what I wanted to say.And now I'll just••. bye-bye.

20

INT. MCSORLEY'S -- NIGHT

A dark, loud, bustling bar, one of those McSomethingbars you. spend your twenties in.

ANDY is with her boyfriend NATE, a friendly handsome guywith a great smile, and their friends from college, DOUGand LILY.

DOUGis built like a linebacker and sweet as hell. LILY is arty and offbeat. j '--· ANDY is in a full-body cringe.

ANDY
I-basically came out and told her I had no idea that she's one of themost important people in New York publishing. Oh, and then I ra:mbled like a crazy person.
LILY
When do you find out if you got it?
21

ANDY

Have you not heard what I've:been saying? I was a jackass. I'm not getting it.

DOUG
You never know. Miranda Priestly is famous for being unpredictable•
22

ANDY

oh my God. Bow is it that you .knowwho she ie and z d~dn't?

DOUG
I'mactually a girl.
LILY
That would explain somuch.
DOUG
Seriously, Miranda is a big deal. I bet a million girls would kill for that job.
ANDY
Okay, now you're really scaring me.

l'!eshrugs•ANDYthinks •

ANDY (cont'd)
Maybe I shouldn't let this bother me. It's a fashion magazine. It's all about cleavage and lip gloss, right? I turned down law school to be a · journalist. Runway's not right for me.

Her friends exchangeglances.

NATE
I don't know. You do have to start somewhere.
LILY
Yeah. Look at Nate. He's flipping chicken breasts at O'Neal's now so he can work his way up to being a chef. And I would take any job in the art world. Even if it was not exactly what I wanted.
ANDY
So what you're saying is, I just blew. my big break in journalism. Great.

Beat. ANDY puts her head in her hands, bummed.

Luckily, I already have my dream job.

LILY
(huh?)
You're a corporate research analyst -
DOUG
-- which totally rocks. Best things arethe free bagels on Thursday and the whores.

They look at him.

DOUG (cont'd}
Okay, so there are no bagels.
(beat)
And only a couple whores.
23

INT. NATE'S APARTMENT DAWN

Small, with a view of an air shaft. The bed's a futon•.On the floor. ANDY and NATE are asleep.

Dim light starts to trickle into the apartment. NATE wakes up, pulls ANDY closer. Soon they're kissi.ng.Their kisses become lesssleepy and more urgent and at that moment••.

ANDY'S cell phone rings. Loud. With a ring tone that's ironicallyobnoxious, say, "Oops I .Didit Again."

ANDYfeels around, finding the phone.

ANDY
Hello?••• Now?

She looksover at the alarm clock which reads: 6:45 AM.

24

INT.ANDY'S APARTMENT -- MORNING

ANDY,in a hurry, has tried on every bit of clothing she owns; there'sa huge discard pile on the bed. Her closet is empty.

She looksat her outfit in the mirror. And is promptly overcome by a wave of self-hatred.

She tries.to pull hersweater off.The neckhole is too small. She hops around, tugging.

25

INT. RECEPTION -- DAY

ANDY steps off the elevator with allthe RUNWAY girlswho are. turned out to perfection. She looks completely outof place.

27

!\NDYSITSON THE BODY-TWISTING SOFA. EMILY STRIDES IN.

EMILY
I hope you know that this is a very difficult job forwhich you are totally wrong andif you mess up MY head ison the chopping block.

She instantly turns on her heels. ANDY fo.llows.

ANDY
(to herself)
So, no pressure, then.
EMILY
We have seven minutes before Miranda gets here. Let's go.
28

INT. RUNWAY--DAY

EMILY walksANDY through the hallways of the offices, introducingher to people, though not slowing down.

EMILY
This is Jocelyn from Accessories••. Jocelyn, this is Andy, the new me ..• Andy, this is Steph, assistant art director.••

All the WOMENwe're meetings are around 25, 6-feet tall and about 100 pounds.The male employees, straight or gay, are all expertly styled and groomed.

Suddenly EMILY sees a tall,gorgeous African-American woman.

EMILY (cont'd)
What are you doing here, you witch?!
LISA
I just popped over to say hi to Nigel.

EMILY and LISA hug. EMILY turns toANDY.

EMILY
This is Lisa, I'm the old her. Miranda loves her and got her another totally FAB job.

ANDY looks at LISA, curious.

LISA
It's not a big deal.
(feigning nonchalance)
Assistant editor at the New Yorker.
ANDY
The New Yorker?You're kidding me.
EMILY
Yeah. She'sa huge kidder. Especially with people shedoesn't know or care about.

She gives LISA a look. Can you believe these newbies?

LISA
And here's theman himself•••

She wavesher arm towards the dapper gentleman ANDY saw yesterday with the Altoids. He extends a hand to ANDY.

NIGEL
Niget Kipling. Fashion Director.You must be the new Emily.

He studies.her,.amore benevolent veraion of MIRANDA's appraisal.Finally he sees her feet.

NIGEL (cont'd)
What are those?
ANDY
My shoes. My mom bought these for me at Nordstrom's my sophomore year.
NIGEL
So .they're,like, vintage.

She smiles.No idea.He takes her hand and spins her around.

NIGEL (cont'd)
oh my God. I love your look. It's like Oklahoma and New Jersey fell in love ·andhad _ababy.
ANDY
Actually, I'm from Cincinnati.
NIGEL
No, it's not possible. Not you.

He kisses·.heron the cheek.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Welcome to the dollhouse, Baby.

He hooks his arm through LISA'S arm and sweeps her away.EMILY turns to ])NDY.

EMILY
I have threemore minutes to explain to you yourwhole entirejob.

"--..,

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INT. RUNWAY -- DAY }

J~MILYshows ANDY her desk, nextto hers, in the bullpen in front of MIRANDA'S office.

EMILY
You and I are responsible for the phones -- one of us must always be here to answer them. She hates calls rolling to voicemail. Other than that, we have totally different jobs. I'll be in charge of her schedule, her expenses, her appointments. And, most importantly •.•
(big drumroll, she beams)
I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall.

EMILY points to the Eiffel Tower screensaver on hermonitor.

ANDY
That sounds great.
EMILY
Paris is fabulous.You wear couture, go to allthe shows.It's the best thingthat couldever happen to a person.
(smiles)
Andthis time,that person is me.

ANDY looks at EMILY, amazed by her intensity.

Just then NIGEL comes over. He is carrying a pair of stunning

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BLACKJI.NUNYCHOOSLINGBACKS.

NIGEL
I guessed 8 1/2.
ANDY
That's right, but I don't think I'll--
NIGEL
Fine. Use them as a paperweight.

He leaves the shoes and walks away.

EMILY
Now, your duties. First, the food.
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INT. RUNWAY-- DAY

EMILY showsl\NDYhow to aet up for MIRJINDA'Sarrival. They move betweenthe kitchen, the outer office and MIRANDA'S office.

EMILY
It must be Pellegrino, frigid, and placed on her right in the 2 o'clock position. These are the only coasters we use, they're made 'ofzebra:wood.
ANDY
Excellent. I don't know what that ia, but it sounds cool.
EMILY
Her breakfast and lunch are always the same. Scrambled eggs and bacon for breakfast. For lunch, a steak so rare it's practically talking. Once a day we do a Starbucks run and·she gets a tall white chocolate·mocha, hotter ·than lava, two blueberry muffins and a cranberry bliss bar.
ANDY
I can't believe she eats like that. She's·so thin.
EMILY
I know. She has the·one thing I''Ve always wanted, •.a metabolism.

EMILY scoops up an armful of magazines.

EMILY {cont'd) Last thing, the periodicals.

They walk into MIRANDA'S office: EMILY spreads out themagazines on a table.

EMILY (cont'd)
Fanned outwith exactly three-quarters of an inch betweenthem.

They_step back into the outer office. EMILY looks at the clock.

EMILY (cont'd)
1'.ndthen••.

Th~ clock ticks over to 7:30. / I.._.·

EMILY (cont'd)
....boom!

And that instant MIRANDA appears, talking on her cell phone, leavingpeople scurrying behind her.

MIRANDA
(on phone)
••.I told him there's no way we're doing tartan OR taffeta again.•.

She walksby ANDY and EMILY without acknowledging them or stoppingher conversation, she drops her coat on ANDY'S desk and walks into her office. ·

EMILY
Second assistant also does coat.
ANDY
coat?

EMILY opensa closet. ANDY takes the coat and hangs it up.

ANDY (cont'd)
Coat. Got it. ·
EMILY
And, you will also eventually be responsible for the Book.
ANDY
The Book?
(realizes)
I'm repeating everything you say, aren't I? Wow, that's annoying.

EMILY shows ANDY a largewire-bound collectionof pages as big as a phone book. EMILY opens it and leafsthrough it.

EMILY
The Book is The Bible. The current issue in its latest form. Miranda needs to approve every single thing in the magazine so she edits it at night. The Book is.the most important thing you will ever touch in your whole life, including your newborn children and eventually the face of God.

ANDY 1.ooksat it. It's very impressive and cool..

19..

' EMILY (cont'd) \__,,

Every night we deliver the Book,_and her dry ~leaning, to her house.

ANDY
To her house?
(realizes)
Dammit, I did it again.
EMILY
You will only get to deliver the Book when Miranda trusts you a.pdfeels you're worthy. Until then, l get the lovely task of staying late waiting for all the departments to be done.

Just then EMILY'S phone rings. She picks itup.

EMILY (cont'd)
She wants to see you.

EMILY holds up the Jimmy Choos.

EMILY (cont'd)
I'm begging you.
ANDY
Thank you, but Ireally don't think I need those. .Shemust be fine with how Idress. Shehired me. Remember?
32

INT.MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY

ANDY walks in. Smiling. Eager. MIRANDA'S chair faces away from her.

ANDY
Good morning. Miranda.-What can Ido for you?

~..ndMIRANDAturns. Her gaze lands on A:NDY'Sshoes. Then her eyes travel up to ANDY'S face, a process which seems to take forever.

Then, of all the scary things she could do, MIRANDA does the scariest.Rm:i.les.

INT•.RUNWAY-- DAY

Jr.NDYfliesout of MIRANDA'S office. Briskly walks past EMILY.

Takesthe Jimmy Choos, puts them on, walks back into MIRANDA'S I office. ''--'·

'E:MILYpromptlytakesa tissue from her desk. Picks up ANDY'S shoes andputs the.~in the trash.

ANDY walksback out.

ANDY
She said she needs a skirtfrom Ralph Lauren for theMeisel shootwith Naomi next week.
EMILY
Did she say which skirt?
(ANDYshakes her head No)
Did she say what kind?
(No.)
Color? Shape? Fabric?
(No.No. No. )
God, I hate it when she does that.

:J:NT.RUNWAY--LATER

EMILY jots somethings down. ANDY checks her subway map.

ANDY
To get to the Ralph Lauren store, I take the 6 and--
EMILY
You're not going to the store.
ANDY
Of course not. I'm going...
(thinks)
...tohis house?
EMILY
(GoodLord)
You're going to the showroom. It's across the street from Miyake over on Madison.
ANDY
Miyake. Super. Is that a restaurant?

EMILY gives her a completely disgustedlook.

ANDY (cont'd}
I'mguessing no.
EMILY
You need to pick up some other things. aswell.

She hands ANDY a list.

J\NDY Great.

ANDY stands up, clutching her subway map.

EMILY
Md you do not take the subway on Elias-Clarke business. Ever.

1>.NDY Wait. You'rekidding. (excited) Itake a taxi?

EMILY hands her a list.

EMILY
You have exactly forty-fiveminutes to get everythingdone.
33

EXT. ELIAS-CLI\RKE-- DAY

ANDY steps out. Sees a Black Lincoln Town.car. Walks overto it. can't help but smile.

IN.T.TOWN CAA -- DE'1

ANDY looks around happily.·Notices a little fridge; opens it.

ANDY
(excited)
Oh my.God! Diet Cokel

The DRIVER, ROY, meets her eye in the mirror.

ANDY (cont'd)
(tryingto play it off)
I'm just, um, a little thirsty.

ROY smiles,amused.

34

INT.RALPH LAUREN SHOWROOM DAY

ANDY watches as the SALESREP brings out skirt after skirt.

SALES REP
You must be new. Congratulations. P~opie wouia KILL for yo~~ jqh*
ANDY
I've heard that.
SALES REP
Of course, she can keep these as long as she needs. And here--

She brings outa bag, begins piling items into ANDY'S arms.

SALES REP (cont'd)
For Miranda's twins, they love the rugbys, and for her husband, I threw in a couple new suits...
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INT. CHANEL --DAY

ANDY enters Chanel,a towering three-story structure on 57th. The Sl',LBSGIRLhandshera pair of teensy white tennis shorts.

ANDY
Is this for one of the twins?
SALESGIRL
(giggles)
Custom-made for Miranda, silly.

ANDY looks at the shorts.Inhumanly teensy.

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J

The Hermes SALESGIRL pilesabout 25 scarf boxes onto ANDY'S outstretched arms.

SALESGIRL
You want me to .getthe driver to help you?
ANDY
No time. Running late.
38

INT. ELIAS-CLARKE LOBBY -- DAY

JOCELYN, the accessories editor,waits forthe elevator. ANDY, winded, carrying the tower of scarfboxes, races over.

ANDY
(pleased with herself)
Imade it back in time.
(off JOCELYN's look.)
You don'tcare, do you?

JOCE:i.YN Miranda doeshave an eye for the sharp girls. ,--.../1

ANDY
(re:scarf boxes)
She must really like these things.
JOCELYN
They're her signature, the Ee:rmes white scarf. She's never seen without the:mand she goes through them like Kleenex.

Oh. (beat) You know, if by chance you ever need any writing done, I was editor of my college newspaper--

JOCELYN looks at her.

ANDY(cont'd)
And there's that thing again where you don't care.

They hear the ding of the elevator and walk in. But suddenly JOCELYN sees MIRANDA walking toward the elevator. She inlinediatelygetsout.

MIRANDA stands by the elevator, looki~g·at ANDY,

ANDY stays, looking confused. MIRANDA wait~.

Finally JOCELYN walks in aridpulls ANDY out. MIRANDA getsin.the elevator alone..After the doors close--

ANDY .(cont'd)
We can't rideup.with her?,Why?
JOCELYN
Half a day on the job and you're still asking "Why?" That concernsme.
39

INT ..RUNWAY-- DAY

ANDYwalks in, laden with stuff: EMILY springs up.

EMILY
Thank God you're here. I have to pee.
ANDY
You haven't pe&d a~noe r left~
EMILY
I told you, these phones can neverbe unmanned. Not for a second. I'm going to lunch. We have fourteenminutes each. I go first.

ANDY watches EMILY'S pencil-thin hips swing up the hallway.

ANDY
You eat lunch?
40

INT.CAFETERIA -- DAY

A pasta bar. Deserted.

Apizza station. Not a soul.

A saladbar. Girls crowd the lettuce area, though no one's within a mile of the dressing region.

ANDYwalks over to the deserted soup station. Ladles out some cornchowder into a bowl. NIGEL joins her.

NIGEL
Hey, Cincinnati.

She smiles.He sees what she's putting on her tray.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Corn chowder. Interesting.

ANDY looks athim, confused.

NIGEL (cont'd)
No. Great choice. It's just that I think cellulite is actually one of the ingredients of corn chowder.
ANDY
Isn't corn a vegetable?
NIGEL
You are a breath of fresh air• •

ANDY and NIGEL sit and begin eating.

ANDY.
So none of the girls here eat anything?
NIGEL
Not since 2 became the new 4 and 0 became the new 2.

I ANDY I...,_,.. I'm a 6.

This causesNIGEL to choke onhis salad.

Just then ANDY dips a piece ofbread in her chowder, eats it.

ACROSS THE CAFETERIA

•••seeing this, the TWO FASHIONASSISTANTS gasp in horror like ANDY just stuck a fork in her eyeball.

ANDY notices a short, expensivelyrumpled man walks in, surrounded by a few IMPORTANT LOOKINGMEN.

ANDY (cont'd)
Who is that?
NIGEL
Irv Ravitz, who--
ANDY
--owns Elias-Clarke. Wow.
NIGEL
That's.him. Tiny, but packs a.punch.

ANDY watches IRV as he gets a tray and goes through·the.line.

ANDY
And he's getting oorn,chowder,Great minds •••

Distracted,.watching IRV, ANDY accidentally drips on ~erblouse.

ANDY (cont'd)
Oh,.dammit.

on NIGEL, smiling. She looks at him.

ANDY (oont'd)
Oh no you don't.

He looks at her; What?

ANDY (cont'd)
·You want to lend me a blouse.
NIGEL
•Gotme. I'm an evii eiothes-1Gnder
ANDY
I've already got the shoes, nextthing you know it's a skirt and thenboom! I'm whirling in and out of revolving doors like Pretty Woman, getting totally made over.
NIGEL
And that's.•• a bad thing?
ANDY
Nigel, I have scruples. I'm a journalist..I won't be working in fashion forever. I don't think I have to change everything about myself just because I have this job.
NIGEL
(giggles)
Who told you that?

ANDY'S watch beeps.

ANDY
I have forty-five seconds to get back to my desk.

She smiles and getsup.

NIGEL
Scruples and a digital watch. Oh, the horror.
41

INT. MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY

The magazine staff is gathered inMIRANDA'S office. MIRANDA flips through the racks of skirts.

42

MIRANDA

Too eighties. Too floppy. Not eighties enough. Too horrible to be believed.

She looks around at everyone. It is clear.she ishorribly disappointed.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
The layout is supposed to be called the New Skirt. These are the oldest, most cliched,tired skirts on earth.·

Just then ANDY walks in. Silently, she lays out MIRANDA'Scoffee order in front of her.

MIRANDA (cont'd)

L We need to start over. ·

She looks at ANDY.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Sit down, Emily, I need you to take notes on all these changes. First of all--
ANDY
(innocently)
Actually, it's Andy.
MIRANDA
Pardon?

ANDY notices she's brought the·rooro toa screeching halt.

ANDY
My name isAndy. Actually, it's Andrea, b_utpeople call roeAndy.
MIRANDA
What a fantasticstory. So entertaining andfull of useful information.

Everyone stares at ANDY. ANDY takes .outa notebook.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
The skirt is important. Crucial,in fact. Women need separatesthat can. take therothrough all facets of their day.

She grabs a skirt off the rack. ANDY watches her.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
This has sequins, but it's denim. It's of no use to anyone. We need to give women clear choices about-- {toANDY) What are you looking at?
ANDY
Me? .Nothing,I--
MIRANDA
You th.i.n.kyouIrea.bovs.th:Lsr,don't you? We're talking about ekirt.s·and

l.....__.,.. you're smirking.

ANDY
I'm not smirking.
MIRANDA
Inside, you're smirking.

And now the room is totally silent. Everyone there has had this happento them one time or another, and they're just grateful thistime, it's not them.

ANDY
No, no, no. I'm not. I'm not above anything. That'smy motto. I swear.
MIRANDA
You see that droopy sweater you're wearing? That bluewas on a dress Cameron Diazwore on the cover of Runway -- shredded chiffon by James Holt. The same blue quickly.appeared in eight other designers' collections and eventually made way to the secondary designers, the department store labels, and then to some lovely Gap Outlet, where you no doubt found it. That color is worth millions of dollars and many jobs. ~,/.

She smilesat ANDY. Who quakes.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Your superior attitude is not acceptable at this magazine. In this industry. Or in my presence.
43

INT. APARTMENT NIGHT

ANDY is tryingto come down from a dayof work. She changes out of herwork clothes into sweats as sherants ...

NATE.watchesher, amused.

ANDY
She could be the most horrible person I've ever met, seen or heard about. She's not happy unless everyone around her panicked, nauseous or suicidal.

She pulls an ancient Northwestern sweatshirt overher head.

ANDY (cont'd)
And they all act like they're curing cancer or something.
(MORE)
ANDY (cont'd}
(doingMIRANDA'S voice)
"The skirt is important. Crucial, in fact."
(herown voice)
Reality check, lady, "the skirt" is just someth:Lngyou wear because "the· jeans" are in the wash.
NATE
You could just not show up tomorrow. Or ever.
ANDY
I can't give up, Nate. She may be heinous, but the job is a great opportunity. I swear to God, though, what I'd really like to do is go right up to her and say what I really think.
QUICK CUT TO:
44

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

MIRANDA walks in.

ANDY
Good morning,Miranda! Niceto see you.

In response, MIRANDA simply drops her coat in front of ANDY and then without ..somuch asa glance at ANDY, walks into her office.

ANDY (cont'd)
(under her breath)
•••Me? I'm fine, thanks for asking•.•

INT,RUNWAY-- DAY

ANDY brings in MIRANDA'S scrambled eggs,·served on .china.·She justlooks at them.·

MIRANDA
Those are freezing.

ANDY almost startsto say something like "You didn't taste them,"but reigns herself in.

ANDY
I'll get you new ones immediately.

She picks up the tray and carriea it out and,with h<>rback to MIR.Ah'DA,makesa face of explosive frustration.

45

INT. RUNWTI.Y--LATER --DAY

I '

ANDY is ather desk on the phone.

ANDY
I'll tell Miranda.Okey-doke.

She hangsup. EMILY gives her a look of disgust.

ANDY (cont'd)
So you're saying No onthe Okey-Doke.

EMILY handsANDY a piece of paper.

EMILY
This is Miranda's itineraryfor her weekend in Miami with Donatella.If she needs something, she'llcall you. One of the perks of being second assistant. Make sure you leaveyour cell phone on 24/7.
(intensely)
Don't. Mess. This. Up.

On ANDY, apprehensive.

46

EXT. WEST VILLAGESTREET DAY

We see ANDY'Sdad, RICHARD, tall and distinguished, if a few pounds overweightin a nice suit is ringing the doorbell to ANDY'S apartment.

1'.NDYappearsinthe window.

ANDY
Dad! I'll be right down!

·INT. STAIRWELL --DAY

ANDY walks RICHARD upthe stairs.He's already breathing heavy.

RICHARD
I don't usually come to the ConLaw conference but I figured, what a great excuse to come see my Andy.
47

INT. ANDY'S APARTMENT --NIGHT

jUJDY'Sfather looks around.Takes in the smallness, the kitchen/tub setup. Tries notto broadcast panic or despair.

ANDY .J There's a view.

She walkshim to aspot where if you crane your head and peer over tothe aide you cansee a tiny sliver of some buildings.

INT, BLUERIBBON --NIGHT

ANDY and herDAD are eatingat a restaurant on Sullivan Street.

RICHARD
So tell me more about the job••• .Yourmother and I can't wait to get your firstclips.
ANDY
.Actually,I won't be writing for a while. It'smore doing ••• administrative stufffor Miranda. Then if thatgoes well, I can move upto firstassistant and after that Mirandamight put me up for a better job.
RICHARD
Oh. I see. Might.
ANDY
Yeah, I know, It seems likekind of a gamble, but I've met peoplewh.o worked for Miranda andwent onto great places••..th.eNew Yorker •.•

He eats his food for a beat, not saying anything.

ANDY (cont'd)
Okay, what? Just say it.
RICHARD
Andy, it's just a little confusing•••• you.were so gung ho to !IIO'll'eouthere ··andyou're not even doing the·thing you said you.wanted to do.
ANDY
I have to work my way up. I have to start somewhere. Look, I know you don't understand, because this is not your world, but this job with Miranda is an amazing opportunity••.
RICHARD
And b,_gra:r:thou.sh·tyou..;cO.Qocp:t,O:nQeto Stanford Law was an amazing opportunity.·
ANDY
Dad--
RICHARD
That school is so hardto get intoand you're throwing that away--
ANDY
Dad, you're a lawyer, your fatherwas a lawyer and your brother,we have enough lawyers in our family.
RICHARD
Then why did you even apply?
ANDY
Because it's what you wanted me to do. And that's all I've ever done, my whole life -- what you thought I should do. Well, this is what l want to do. Finally.
RICHARD
so.this is your dream, getting coffee for fashion editors?
ANDY
If I was getting coffee for senior partners, would that make you feel better?
RICHARD
Yes, as a matter of fact. Because the law is intellectual, it's substantial, it's --

Just then the cell phone rings. ANDY looks down at it.

ANDY
It's Miranda.

ANDY picks up hercell phone.

48

INT. MIAMI INTERNATIONALAIRPORT -- NIGHT

MIRANDA is surrounded by crowds heading homefor the weekend.

MIRANDA
My flight is cancelled...

She starts movingthrough the airport.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
I have to get home. Tonight. The twins have a recital at school tomorrow morning that I can't miss.
49

INT. BLUERIBBON -- NIGHT

ANDY tries to hear through thenoise ofthe restaurant.

ANDY
Hold on. I can't hear her.
(to RICHARD)
This will just take a second.

She trots outside the restaurant.

50

EXT. BLUE RIBBON -- NIGHT

Through the window, we see RICHARD eat alone. QUICK CUTSof ANDY on the cell phone.

ANDY
There must be something •••
(jump cut to) . I've tried that airline already.Let me talk to your manager. ·

' \__. (jump cut to)

Call me back if there's a cancellation. (jump cut to) I'm sorry,Miranda. I'm doingthe best I can. Apparently,there were a lot of big conventions intown and-~ Of course I'll keep trying•••

EXT, STREET -- NIGHT

ANDY and RICHARD are standing outside the Minekoff Theater where Fiddler on the Roof is playing.

The crowds atream in. ANDY ii!! stillonthe phone. RICHARD waits, tickets in hand.

ANDY
Sir, it's very important that she get a seat on that flight•••..Boldon••.•
(sheswitches over)
Miranda, it's just that al.lthe charter companies are closed and ••. Hold.on. ·(sheswitches over again) I'll call you back. Please talk to your supervisor again.
(MORE)
ANDY (cont'd)
(she switches back)
Miranda? Hello? Darranit. ___/

She startsfrantically dialling.

RICHARD
Andy, stop this. It's Sundaynight, for Christ's sake. Enough isenough. The show is starting. Let's go.

l'l:etriestowalkher into the theater.

ANDY
Dad, I can't.
RICHARD
Yes, you can. You did the best you could. You couldn't get her what she wanted. What she wants is impossible.

She looks athim.

RICHARD (cont'd)
Let's just go in, okay? I haven't seen you in so long...

ANDY hesitates•••

ANDY
Okay, fine.

Reluctantly, she putsher phone in her purse. And as she walks in the theater with herDad ...

RICHARD
And anyway, Andy, really. It's not your fault. How angry could this woman be?

:INT.MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY

•rothe brightness of MIRANDA'S office.MIRANDA stands by the window. ANDY stands there, cowed.

MIRANDA
The girls' recital was great. They played Rachmaninoff and everyone loved it.Except for me ..•because I was not there.
ANDY
I'm so sorry,Miranda. You have no idea.

MIRANDA turns away from the windowto lookat ANDY. (_.·

MIRANDA
Do you know why I hired you?

ANDY shakes her head. MIRANDA turns.to faceher.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Ialways hire the same girl, stylish, worships the magazine. And they turn outto be disappointing and stupid.

She smiles. That smile that pierces .l\NDYtothe core.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
But you, with your great resume ••.I thought you would be different. I thought,go ahead, hire the smart, fat girl•••

ANDY eyes widen (she's not even remotely fat, of course.)

MIRANDA (cont'd)
I thought Iwas being clever. But it turns outyou are just as disappointing asthose other girls.

{ \.,_.. And the only person I haveto blame

for your ineptitude ismyself, for hiring you.

ANDY is frozen where she sta.nds.

MIRANDA {cont'd} You stranded me in the middle of nowhere when my children needed me.

ANDY
If there was a way, any way I could make it up to you--
MIRANDA
;i:'hat'sall.

And she goesback to her work. ANDYstands there a second, then leaves.And we see her eyes start to well.

51

INT. RUNWAY DAY

ANDY.runs dawn thehall, bitingback tears. She crosses paths with N:CGEL,who aees"'Chee2prs.«;:u,i..ononh-GtX"£acAand.J;iullshEl!r into his office.

52

INT.NIGEL'S OFFICE -- DAY

NIGEL closesthe door. She looks at him, lips trembling.

NIGEL
Let me guess. You were trying notto cry the whole time youwere with her?

And shepromptly bursts into tears. He puts his arm around her.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Wow. So been there.
ANDY
No matter what I do, I can't please her. I've always done well at anything I applied myself to, but this is so hard. She's just so scary and horrible and frightening and scary.

She sniffles,blows her nose. He looks at her.

NIGEL
Are you done?

What?

NIGEL (cont'd)
You want me to say, oh, poor you, Miranda is picking on you? Get real, Cincinnati. Miranda Priestly is impossible. Always has been, always will be. Your job is not about pleasing her. It's about surviving her.

He studies her.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Andy, I've seen a lot of assistants come and go. And you've got talent -- you're bright and hard-working. But you're not committed to this job. I bet you don't even read the magazine.

Beat. He looks at her.

NIGEL .(cont'd)
Andy, if you want this, start giving this your all. Be who Miranda needs you to be. Or else••• quit.

ANDY

"._..· Nigel, I don't want to give up. I

don't.

NIGEL
Then •••what do you say? Are you in or are you out?
ANDY
I'm in. I'll do what it takes. I· swear ..

He looks at her.

NIGEL
Well, if that's the case .••
ANDY
Oh no •••.
NIGEL
Andy •••.
ANDY
Isn'tthere another.way?

He shakes his'head•.And she realizes he's right. She sighs.

NIGEL
.,Go ahead.Say it. Say the words.
ANDY
I can't. Please.Eave mercy.
NIGEL
Say it. Say those three littlewords I've been dying to hear since Iroet you.
ANDY
(goddamn it)
Okay, fine. Make me over.
53

INT.CLOSET -- DAY

With a grand gesture, NIGEL swings open the door to •••

••• alargeroom that's like a treasure cave, piled high with shoes,bags, clothes, furs, jewelry.

NIGEL
The best fashion has to offer. And we get the first look at everything.

ANDY gapes, looks around the closet.

54

_/

ANDY
How arewe going to do this? I only haveeleven minutes left on my lunch break.
NIGEL
Don'tworry. My record is four minutes head totoe.

She sees a beautiful, expensive beaded gown in the corner.

ANDY
Look atthat.

Shewalks over to it, amazed.

ANDY (cont'd)
That's a JamesHolt. James Holt. Even I've heard of him.
NIGEL
He's a genius. owes everything to Miranda. That's Emily's dress for the benefit at themuseum in September.
ANDY
Do I .••get to go to the benefit?
NIGEL
(laughs)
First you don't want shoes, now you want a ball gown.
(shakeshis head)
Only the first ass.istantgoes to the benefit.

NIGELbegins picking things out •••

NIGEL (cont'd)
Okay. Here we go.

He starts flingingclothing at her.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Christian Dior fitted blazer•.• skirt by Tracy Reese••. a little denim mini from Chip & Pepper... Clement Ribiero cardigan•.•

Fling fling fling....ANDYcatches them.

55

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

ANDY, carrying her armfulof clothing, isrushed down the hallway into•••

56

INT. BEAUTY DEPARTMENT --LATER

~..NDYisseated in front of amirror, her hair andmake-up being fussed over by so many peoplewe can't even see her.

57

INT. RUNWAY DAY

EMILY _ison ~he phone.

EMILY
Ihave no idea why Miranda hired her.
(she sighs)
Iknew from the moment I saw her that shewas a complete and utter--

And suddenly ANDY appears in.her -gorgeousclothes, her make-up impeccable, hair soft, loose a~d pretty.

She looks grown-up, sexy and above all sophistic.ated.

EMILY (cont'd)
{voice trailing) --'-disaster.

Just then MIRANDA'S voice sails out.

MIRANDA
An-dre-a.

ANDY smi.lesat EMILY. And walks into MIRANDA'S office.

58

INT.MIRANDA'S OFFICE

MIMNDA has her back turned, looking at some photos on a.light. box in her office.

MIRANDA
I need these three blown up and printed onto--

And just then sheglances over at ANDY. The transformed ANDY.

And she givesANDY an almost imperceptible nod· ofapproval.

Tb.enshe quickly goesbaok to what she was doing,her back turnedto ANDY.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
--and tell him it's too saturatedwith yellow, we need to bringup the pinks--

And behindher, ANDY smiles.

59

INT.CAFETERIA -- DAY

ANDY stridesin. Heads turn. Is that the same girl?

ANDYwalks confidently under their stares and heads over .•.

60

•• TOTHE SOUPSTATION. WHERE SHE PROUDLY LADLES OUT SOME CORN

c:howderandputs it on her tray.

61

INT.RUNWAY --DAY

ANDYpicks up the phone.

ANDY
Miranda Priestly's office.

•..we pull outto seethat while rolling calls, ANDY is also :Ei:.ingthings,doinga spread sheet and unwrapping presents.

She covers thereceiver, holds up a box to .show EMILY.

ANDY {cont'd) Charlie Rose gave Miranda a phone for her birthday.

She holds up an expensive,fancy Bang & Olufsen phone.

EMILY
A phone. How tacky. Get rid of it before she sees it.
ANDY
How do I do that?
62

INT. MCSORLEY'S -- NIGHT

ANDY joins her friends and NATE.ANDY plops the phone on the table.

But everyone barely looks at the phone.They're all pre-occupied by her appearance.

·NATE Wow. ) ·._/

ANDY
I know.Awesome phone, right? Bang & Olufsen.Emily saidI could keep it.

She keeps nattering happily.

ANDY (cont'd)
Hillary Clinton sent abirthday present. And NelsonMandela. And Lil' Kim.

And as they continue to stare.

LILY
I can't believe this.isyou. The girl who wore the same sweater forthree years in college.

LILY looks at ANDY'S jacket.

LILY (cont'd)
Is that Chanel?

ANtlY Don't be silly. (almostunder her breath) ~t•s Balenciaga. Anyway, it's just a· few clothes for work. So I don't stand· out.

DOUG
Wait.'So all the girls there look like that?
ANDY
No. They're prettier. And thinner;
DOUG
Dammit, I love your job.

She reaches into her bag.

ANDY
I have more stuff.

She hands out perfume, cosmetics, belts. DOUGpicks.up one of the perfume bottles and is about to spray it on·hishand.when ANDY stops him.

ANDY (cont'd)
It's called "Pink".For women.
DOUG
Men can be pink. Ihave a pink side.
LILY
Please. We're eating.
ANDY
You know who's coming intothe office Friday? John Updike.
NATE
Why, does he need pants?
ANDY
No, Smart Ass. The magazinepublishes some great writers.
LILY
Oh, yeah. Their article on the denim mini changed my life.

They all laugh.

ANDY
(abit peeved)
Just because it's a fashion magazine doesn't mean it can't be credibl.e. Miranda has covered some real stories, AIDS in Africa, domestic violence, teenage drug abuse.

NATE shakes his head.

NATE
I think you're really starting to drink the KoolAid.

Just th.enANDY•S cell phonerings. NATE grabs it.

NATE (cont'd)
Let me guess.
ANDY
Give me the phone.

He checks. The name on the phone:MIRANDA.

NATE
It's the Dragon Lady herself.
ANDY
Give me the phone.

ANDY grabs·for the phone. NATE tosses it to DOUG.

DOUG
I'll talk to her. Tell her she needs to get her own scrambled eggs.

ANDY practically tackles h:i.m,grabs.thephone away.

ANDY
Come on, guys. Give me the fucking phone!

They are all stunned by her vehemence. Including .ANDY.

ANDY (cont'd)
(into phone)
Hello,Miranda.
63

INT. TOWN CAR -- NIGHT

MIRANDA is being driverihome.

MIRANDA
I need amessenger topick up some sketches from James Holt.
64

INT. 'RESTAURANT-- NIGHT

ANDY on the phone.

ANDY
I'll take care of it myself·.Don't worry about it. I'm leaving right now.

shehangs up.

65

ANDY (CONT'D)

You guys didn't need to be such assholes.

And sheexits. And all her friends exchange a look.

66

EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE-- NIGHT

ANDY runs intoElias-Clarke.

67

EXT. TRIEECA STREET --NIGHT

ANDY pulls up in front of a loftbuilding in Tribeca in the town oar~

\.._...·

68

INT.LOFT -- NIGHT )

ANDY rings the buzzer. No answer but she can hear VOICES behind thedoor. She pushes it and it opens.

Insideshe sees an industrial-style loft with a party going on.

ANDYlooks around -- it's one of those New York parties you thinkyou'll never be invited to, and there she is. She walks overto one of the super hot women adorning the party.

ANDY
Is James Holt here?

Shepoints to a handsome man by the window. JAMES HOLT, one of thetop designers, 40's, muscular, tan, dressed impeccably.

ANDYwalks over to him.

ANDY (cont'd)
Hi, I'm Andy. I'm picking up some sketches for Miranda Priestly.
JAMES
You must be the new Emily. Let me see.

He checks her out.

JAMES (cont'd)
Shrunken blazer with a long-sleeved chiffon blouse. That outfit has Nigel Kipling written all over it.

He hands her a foliowith a handle.

JAMES (cont'd)
You work for Miranda, you must be in desperate need of hard liquor.
ANDY
No, I--
JAMES
I insist. Come on.

He walks her to the bar. She tries not to stare atthe party GUESTS..• is that Lenny Kravitz? Is that Julian Schnabel?

JAMES (cont'd)
Don't get me wrong. I worship Miranda. She practically invented me.
(to the BARTENDER)
She'll have the punch.
(MORE)

JAMES {cont'd) (handsher the punch) It's deadly. Have funJ

And he walks away.ANDY clutches the glass of punch.

CHRISTIAN
He's right. I had the punch at James's last party, woke up in Hoboken with my pants wrapped around a telephone pole.

She looks over. seesa great-looking, sophisticated man in his 30'swho has an air ofmischief.

His name is CHRISTIANHARPER •.

ANDY
I don't want to be rude to him, but I want to go.
CRRISTIAN
No, you don't. You're looking around.•• you're intrigued, even titillated. .
ANDY
God, I love it when total strangers

f tell me how I feel. \ . ~ .....·· He laughs.

CHRISTIAN
Christian Harper •.Sorry£or being so editorial.
(holds up his glass)
Iblame the punch.
ANDY
Christian Harper? The writer?
(he nods)
You write for every magazine I love. YourNew Yorker piece on Al Sharpton that won the National Magazine Award ..• I.actuallywrote a paper on it senioryear.
CHRISTIAN
Did itmention my goodlooks .and killer charm?
ANDY
No, ]?utit did :ment.:Lona:few£aet:tial.· errors and your unfortunateinsistence on using secondperson plural.

46..

CHRISTIAN
(laughs} And what do you do?
ANDY
I work for Miranda Priestly.

He shakes his head.

CHRISTIAN
You're never going to make it.
ANDY
Excuse me?
CHRISTIAN
You're smart, you're nice, you have a point of view. You can't do that job.
ANDY
You know nothing about me. You have no idea what I'm capable of.

ANDY hands him her glass of punch.

ANDY (cont'd)
If you'll excuse me, I have to go.

She starts to leave.

CHRISTIAN
Let me guess. You have a boyfriend waiting. From.. •not high school..•• college?Moderately handsome guy, devoted, about to ask you to move in with him, but you're not sure.••.

She stares at him. Appalled. And, you know, intrigued.

ANDY
You.Are not a nice person.
CHRISTIAN
Nice to meet you, Miranda girl.

He walks away. Steam practically pours out ofher ears.

ANDY
Foryour information,he's really handsome!
69

THISDOESN'T CAUSE HIM TO TURN AROUND, THOUGH IT DOES..CAUSEA

few other people to stare. ANDY walks away, embarrassed.

L, EXT. APARTMENT -- NIGHT

ANDY'S walking back towardsNATE'S apartment holding the folio. She crosses paths withNATE.

NATE
So you got the nuclear briefcase from the undisclosed location. I'm proud of you.
ANDY
(surprised)
Where are you go{ng?
NATE
Doug and some of his yahoo friends are playing Texas Hold 'Emat his apartment.I'm gonna go get me some of that Wall street money.
ANDY
But Icame back so we could hang out.
NATE
(lightly)
Man, I'm sorry.You didn't make that crystal clearwhen:you stormed off after callingme an asshole.
ANDY
·Okay, look, I'm sorryabout that--

He gives her a kiss,.

NATE
I'll see you later, okay?
ANDY
Nate, hold on a second.

Just.thenNATE'S cell phone rings. NATE picks up..

NATE
Hello?
(theway ANDY talks to MIRANDA)
Sure, Doug! I'll get on itASAP! A six- pack? No problem. Dutch .orGe=an?

ANDY 1ookaat.h:Lm,hand on hip.

ANDY
Very funny.
NATE
(into phone)
And what temperaturewould you like it to be exactly?

He wavesto ANDY and walks away.

70

INT.APARTMENT -- EARLY MORNING

It'spitch black outside and NATE is fast asleep•..

...butANDY is already awake, getting ready. And it's a more complicatedprocess now, selecting just the right outfit, applyingmake-up...

71

INT.OFFICE -- LATER -- DAY

We seeMIRANDA. She is studying a pile of sketches from the folioANDY picked up the night before.

72

INT. RUNWAY-- DAY

ANDY isputting away dishes in the kitchen when MIRANDA appears.

MIRANDA
Where's Emi.ly?
ANDY
She went down to production, but anything you need, Miranda, I'm on it.
MIRANDA
You're not going to sing, are you?

ANDY shakesher head. No. AndMIRANDA sighs.I guess you'll do. She handsANDY apiece of paper.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
I need you to pull these back issues.
73

INT. TOWN CAR -- DAY

MIRANDA andANDY ride along in heavy traffic.MIRANDA is tapping her foot, impatient. Finally she leans forwardto ROY, the driver.

MIRANDA
Just let us out here.

s.hegets out• .!'.NDYscramblestograb her stuff andfollow.

49 •

74

EXT. DOWNTOWN STREET -- DAY

MIRANDA sails down the street. MIRANDAwalks fast, weaving in and out of pedestrian traffic like a sportscar on the Autobahn.

ANDY, in her heels, carrying a stack of heavymagazines, races after ·her,Not easy.

Suddenly MIRANDA disappears from ANDY'S line ofvision.

ANDY
Shit. Shit shitshit.

She finally sees MIRANDA, crossing the street.

ANDY tries to follow, ·steppinginto the street withoutlooking both ways as•••

••• acar misses her by inches. The DRIVER leans out and unleashes a string of Jersey-inflected swear words.

No time for ANDY to recover. she takes off after MIRANDA.

75

EXT. TRIBECA STREET -- DAY

ANDY realizes they're on JAMES HOLT'S street. She catches up with MIRANDA as she enters the building.

' '

76

INT. LOFT -- DAY

MIRANDA wrangles the heavy .doorto the loft elevator like a· longshoreman.ANDY hesitates, unsure if she's per:mittedto be in the elevator with MIRANDA. She sighs. ·

MIRANDA
Okay, fine. since we're in a hurry.
77

INT.ELEVATOR -- DAY

Beat.MIRANDA and ANDY ride up together.

ANDY
Interesting building. Last time I was here, James was having this party and--

MIRANDA looks at her.

ANDY (cont'd)
--and this is why you don't like to ride up in the e1evator.w~th pGop1G.

MIRANDA smiles a tight little smile, Precisely.

78

INT. LOFT -- DAY

MIRANDA sweeps in. Her entrance is asurprise. JAMES HOLT runs aver to greet MIRANDA. HisASSISTANTS stop what they're doing and try not to openly stare.

MIRANDA and JAMES embrace.

JAMES
An impromptu visit. You are full of surprises--

MIRANDA places an envelope onto his desk.

MIRANDA
Thesketches you sent me. For fall.

MIRANDA walks around, looking at the pieces onthe mannequins. A hodgepodge of unfinished items.

JAMES
Iwas trying to capture the intersectionof East meets West. The modernwoman as Geisha meets rock star witha little Desperate Housewives thrownin.

MIRANDA stops in front of a red dress with too many flounces and flourishes -- and eyes it critically.

JAMES (cont'd)
But obviously,the collection is still a work inprogress.
MIRANDA
Actually, no, it isn't,my love.

He looksat her. I beg your pardon?

MIRANDA (cont'd)
You are not going to producethis line. If you do, I will not put anyof it in the magazine, nor will you get any department store orders.
JAMES
Miranda, I know the collection is edgy-
MIRANDA
I'm looking through the pieces thinking kimonos, motorcycle jackets, gingham•••
(shakesher head)
(MORE)
79

MIRANDA (CONT'D)

Most of it, I don't get at all. What I do get, I don't like. I cannot let you do this to yourself. Or to me. My reputation is on the line here too.

ANDY watches JAMES.The whole room is pin-drop silent.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
I gave you editorial coverage before anyone else. I made people take notice of you. I was the only editor in the front.row of your first show in that warehouse at the pier. In.the front row, clapping.

MIRANDA steps closer to JAMES, puts a hand onhis shoulder.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
I remember every piece of that first collection. The swing of the chiffon, the vibrance of the embroidery.

She walk.aover to ANDY and takes the pile of magazines. Throws · each on the table in front of JllMESas she talks.

MIMNDA (cont'd)
September 1997,you revolutionize the hemline,March 1998,you bring back .femininityout of that horrible monk· phase,June 2000,you're the first one to do thewatercolor florals and February 2002,you radicallyrethink the empirewaist.

She leans.into him.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Your .don'tjust dress a woman,you embrace her, give her the love she might never get from a real.man.

And now the room is dead silent, everyone rapt.

And MIRANDA is no longer remote. She's talking about something she lovesand it's written all over her. We see ANDY, watching this changein her.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
You make a woman feel powerful, special,.beautiful. Even if she ia none or those things. Her Iir&t day on the job, her wedding, her first date, you are there for all the important moments of a woman's life.
(MORE)
MIRANDA (cont'd)
That is what you were put on the planet to do. This, on the other hand--

She gesturesthe collection.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
--is just plain bad. Burn it. Think of something else. I know it will be divine.

Andwith that, shegives him another kiss and sweeps over to the elevator.ANDY scoopsup the RUNWAYS and follows.

JAMES
Miranda--

She turns.

JAMES (cont'd)
Thank you.

She nods. Eas no vanityat all aboutwhat she said. She exits.

And as MIRANDA goes, one ofBOLT'S ASSISTANTS bursts into applause. A few others join in.JAMES glares.T.heystop.

80

INT. NATE'S APARTMENT --NIGHT

NATE cooks for ANDY -- he's a chef, andhe makes a regular old grilled cheese look absurdly enticing. She digsin, starving.

NATE
I think it sounds shitty.
ANDY
It was kind of harsh, but she was being honest. .Andshe really inspired him. Look, she is tough, but she gets results. She has the best book in the business.
NATE
Oh, really? The best book in the business. Well, that's justifies being a flamingbitch.
ANDY
I'm justsaying •.• she's justas tough on herself.When I get into work at 7:30, there'salready a bunch of emails fromher, .starting at5 AM and the book isback inthe officewith I her notes. I'venever seen anyone,so ·~ dedicated.
NATE
You know, I think you're developing a nasty case of Stockholm syndrome, where people identify with their captors, It's like you want to be her now.
ANDY
Would that be so bad?

He looks at her,Are you serious?

ANDY (cont'd)
I mean, she can eat as many grilled cheeses as she wants and not gain a pound.

Ee shakes his head.

ANDY (cont'd)
Nate, come on. It's me. Same old me. With better outfits.
NATE
I likeq.your old outfits fine.

She gives him a look.

ANDY
So you don't•••like my new clothes,

He shrugs. She looks at him.

ANDY (cont'd)
Really?What aboutthis, Thisis brand new.

She gestures to her shirt. Starts unbuttoning buttone, revealing a bra that costs more than her entire previous wardrobe•.

NATE.
Okay, that I like.

Shelaughs. Then he kisses her, picks her up and carries her away from the table.

And just then ANDY'S cell phone rings. And they look at each ·other.And both know she's going to get it.·

81

INT..RUNWAY-- DAY

EMILY'Sat her desk in the morning. J\NDYwalks in and EMILY immediatelypulls her aside.

EMILY
Oh, good.You're here. I need to talk to you.
ANDY
Oh my God.What's wrong? I know. I didn't gether cranberrybliss bar yesterday,but they were all out and--
EMILY
That's not it.
ANDY
Is she mad about thething with Lagerfeld? I swear Ihad no idea he was allergic to camellias.
EMILY
Andy, stop.
ANDY
If it's about the time I referredto Proenza Schouler as she, Iget it now. They are two men.

She finallystops to take a breath. I

-_,;

EMILY
Andy!

ANDY stares. What?

EMILY (cont'd)
Miranda told me you can start doing the Book.

ANDY'S eyesgo wide.

ANDY
You're kidding me. Wow. That means I must have done something right. How about that?

She smiles,very pleased.

EMILY
(deadpan)
Yeah. Whoopee. Okay, now •..

She leans forward.

EMILY (cont'd)

\_.• It's very important that you do

EXACTLY what I'm about to tell you.

ANDY nods, listening.

82

FLASHFORWARD TO:

'.i:.NT.RUNWAY--NIGHT

We hear EMILY'S voiceover as we see this happening.

EMILY (V.O.)
You wait atthe office until all the department headshave submitted their pages andthe book is assembled.

We see ANDY, waiting. The area around MIRANDA'S office is totally quiet.

83

INT. MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- NIGHT

ANDY drifts in and looks at MIRANDA'S office -- the pictures of

84

HERWITH EVERYONE FROM DESMOND TUTU TO PARIS HILTON.

Then ANDY walks over ·toMIRANDA'S pristine white couch. Sits on it. Hell, why.not. Lies down on it. Gingerly. Then--

INTERCOM
(loud)
Book'e ready!

And shejumps off the couch like she's been caught naked.

85

INT.RUNWAY --NIGHT

An editorialASSISTANT brings ANDY The Book. It's heavy.

EMILY (V.O.)
Then you take Miranda's dry cleaning from the closet. ·

We see ANDY do this -- about a.dozengarments on hangers.

·EXT. ELIAS-CLARKE -- NIGHT

ANDY walks·out, trying to juggle TheBook and the dry cleaning.

EMILY (V.O.)
A car wi11 be waiting for you.

\.._I ROY opens the .doorfor ANDY.

86

INT.TOWN CAR -- NIGHT

ANDY whisks across town. It's late, the streets are quiet.

87

EXT. CENTRAL PARK WEST -- NIGHT

ANDY swings down the street, feeling pretty confident.

EMILY (V.O.)
When you get to the apartment,the doorman will have your nameand he'll let you up.
88

INT.MIRANDA'S LOBBY -- NIGHT

1:heBeresford,a white-glove co-op building on 81st and Central ParkWest. The DOORMAN directs ANDY into the elevator.

EMILY (V.O.)
All you have to do is openthe door, step into the foyer, hang the clothes on the hook and leave the book onthe table.
89

INT. ELEVATOR-- NIGHT

The ELEVATORMAN lets ANDY aboard, presses the button for the penthouse.

EMILY (V.O.)
The important thing is: just do those two things and leave. Don't talk to anyone. Don't look at anyone. Miranda does not want you to disturb her evening in any way.
FLASHBACK TO:
90

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

ANDY looks at EMILY.

EMILY
You sure you got all that?.
ANDY
Of course. Book, dry cleaning,.hook, a monkey could do that.

She smiles.·

FLASH FORWARDAGAIN TO:

,INT.ELEVATOR -- NIGHT \

ANDY waits. The Book andthe drycleaning are heavy. She tries to adjust the weight.

INT, HALLWAY -- NIGHT

91

L\.NDYSTEPSINTOTHE'HALLWAY, DIMLY LIT,WITH HIGH CEILINGSAND

huge mouldings. MIRANDA'S door is atthe end of the hall.

And for some reason, ANDY finds herheart isracing;

She opens the door.

92

INT. MIRANDA'S FOYER -- NIGHT

In contrast to the blinding brightness ofMIRANDA'S office, her apartment is dark, shadowy. The ceilings are ridiculouslytall,

ANDY steps inside, her footsteps echoing through the foyer.

ANDY . .
••• dry-cleaningon thehook •••

She looks up. sees a hook. And is about to hang it. When she sees another hook. Or is that a sconce? She.scans the.hall. Wait, no, that's the hook.;. No, is that a gargoyle?

She picksthe one that looks most like a .hook,Hangs the dry cleaning.So far, no disasters. She lets out a breath of relief,

ANDY (cont'd)
•••book on the table•••

And you guessed it, There are two tables.

ANDY (cont'd)
Shit.

suddenly shehears a noise. It's a girl of about 8, walking into the foyer.One of MIRANDA'S daughters, CASEY, carrying a violin and abow,

ANDY freezes.At firstCASSIDY'S face is blank. But then ANDY smiles. So CASSIDY smiles.

CASSIDY
Eli.
ANDY
Hi,

And CASSIDY points to one ofthe tables, using her bow.

ANDY (cont'd)
Oh my God,thank you.

CASSIDY smiles. The briefest of moments between them and •..

93

••ANDSUDDENLY THEY HEAR VOICES. MIRANDAAND HER HUSBAND,

STEPHEN are in the living room, a sliver of which is visible fromthe foyer. Their voices are low but we can hear.••

MIRANDA
What did youwant me to do?Walk out in the middle of a photo shoot?
STEPHEN
I sat there for almost an hour...
MIRANDA
We were in a loft near the Seaport.My phone didn'twork. I told you.
STEPHEN
••• andI knew what everyone in the restaurant was thinking. There he is, waiting for HER again--

And ashe says this he stops, curious. There in the hall is ANDY, frozen.With CASSIDY smiling at her.

And beforeANDYcan stop herself, her eyes float over to STEPHEN'S.Eye contact. Her heart does a flip. And her eyes dart overto MIRANDA and they make eye contact as well...

... andMIRANDA gives ANDY a look of utter coldness, disgust and :judgement,harsherthan any look ANDY has gotten in the office.

:CNT.ELEVATOR-- NIGHT

ANDY getsin, heart pounding.

:INT.NATE'SAPARTMENT -- NIGHT

ANDY crawls intobed next to NATE. He takesher arm and wraps it around himself.

NATE
You're shaking.
ANDY
I'm... I'm okay.

But she's unable to relax, or even to close her eyes.

IN'r.RUNWAY-- DAY

ANDYwalks in, already bracing herself,'and runs into EMILY, emerging fromMIRA!ilDA'Soffice,very upset.

ANDY
·okay, before you start freaking out, it wasn't such a big deal. Cassidy said hello, I said hello back, then I glanced into the living room--
EMILY
You glanced? Why were you glancing? Who said anything about glancing?
ANDY
You're right. I made a mistake. I don't know what I was thinking, It waa so stupid.
EMILY
You can't do things like this to me. If she fires you, that'll jeopardize Paris for rne.
ANDY
She's going tc fire me?
EMILY
.Idon't know. She's not.happy •
94

ANDTHEY HEAR MIRANDA'S VOICE, RINGING OUT FROM THEOFFICE.

MIRANDA
An-dre-a •
95

ANDYAND EMILY EXCHANGE A 1.OOK.OHI BOY.

96

INT. MIRANDA'S OFFICE _;_DAY

ANDY walks in, apprehensive.

ANDY
I'm really,really sorryMiranda.'I was nervous and I--
MIRANDA
I need the new Harry Potterbook for the twins.
ANDY
um..• great. I'll just run down to the bookstore and-- ·
MIRANDA
Did you fall and smack your head on the pavement?
ANDY
Not that I can recall.
MIRANDA
We have all the books. girls want to know what happens I heard the manuscript just crune And the girls need something to read on the train to their Grandmother's.
ANDY
Fine. No problem.
MIRANDA
Oh, and one more thing..• There will be no more second chances.
97

INT. RUNWAY -- LATER

ANDY paces, panicky. EMILY watches her.

ANDY
I see, sothe publisher is in London •..can you give me that number? It's forMiranda Priestly.
(jump cut to)
What is it for?We're doing a layout on, um, sorcery-inspiredfashion•••
( jumpcut to)
Yes, I understand.Thank you.
ANDY (cont'd)
There's noway Ican get that book by early afternoon. She's afterme, Emily. Shewants to fireme. She's just prolonging thekill. Like an evil cat with a tiny little unfashionable mouse.
EMILY
Oh look, you're getting paranoid.Yay. It's not just me.

Just then they hear:

MIRANDA
An-dre-al
98

INT. MIRANDA'S OFFICE -- DAY

ANDY walks in.

MIRANDA
I'dlike my steak.
ANDY
Smith.and Wollensky'sdoesn't open until 11:45--

MI:RANDA Maybe we shouldcall Cassidy and ask herto take care of it, since she did your job foryou last night.

She smiles. The scary smile.

99

EXT.SMITH AND WOLLENSKY'S -- DAY

100

!INDYFLIESINTO FRAME AND RAPS ON THE DOOR OF THE.CLOSED

restaurant,.MARTY, the MANAGER walks over, recogn,izesher.

He unlocks the door, letting her in.

101

INT.SMITH AND WOLLENSKY'S -- DAY

From the bar, ANDY watches the steak sizzle, pacing nervously. ANDY'S ,cellphone rings. She grabs it.

ANDY
Anything? Can you try again? Iwould really appreciate any leads at all••• thanks.

Shehangs up. MARTY looks at her.

MARTY
What an amazing job, working for· someone like.Ms. Priestly.
ANDY
It is amazing. Lots cf fun~ And filled with interesting challenges--

And out the window something.catchesANDY'S eye •••

We seewhat ANDY'S lookingat-~ the newsstand right outside the restaurant••• The currentissue of the New Yorker is featured out front and:ANDY sees•t:hebyline,•Cl!Rl:STL!'>NIl:!Al'\PE'.R.

-- - ----------

102

INT. CHRISTIAN'S APARTMENT -- DAY

A very chic, very masculine apartment in theVillage. CHRISTIAN is writing at a laptop when his phone rings.

We intercut between him and ANDY on the street.

CHRISTIAN
You're kidding, right? No one can get that book. They guard that thing like Fort Knox.
ANDY
Ithought you knew everyone. Can't you think of something?
CHRISTIAN
It'simpossible. Just tell her.it can'tbe done, Miranda Girl.
ANDY
Eaveyou met Miranda?
CHRISTIAN
.I'm sorry. .__/ ANDY That's okay. Thanks anyway.

l"NT.RUNWAY-- DAY

ANDYruns down the hall with MIRANDA'S food. She passes EMILY.

ANDY
Is she back? Am I fired?
EMILY
You know, I rarely say this to people who aren't me, but you need to calm down.

ANDYignores her, racing around getting the dishes and silverwarefor MIRANDA'S steak.

103

INT. MIRANDA'SOFFICE -- DAY

We see the steak,prettily arranged on MIRANDA'S china. ANDY sets up the saltand pepper.

MIRANDA walks in.When MIRANDA sees the steak, she freezes.

MIRANDA
What is that doing here? I ordered this hours ago.

1\:NDYlooksconfused.Hours?

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Luckily, before I sta:i::vedtodeath, Irv invited me to lunch. I will be back at exactly 2:15. I want my.order from Starbucks to be here. ·

She gestures to the steak.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Get rid of that.

And before she exits•••

MIRANDA {cont'd} If you don't have the Harry Potter by then, don't bother coming back.

104

INT. KITCHEN -- DAY

ANDY carries.a .traywith all _thefood on it into the kitchen•.

A beat, She looks down at the tray. And suppresses an urgeto throw the whole :thingat the wall,

She positions the tray over the garbage and tilts it, letting everything -- steak, china, silverware -- -fallinto the can.

105

INT.STARBUCKS -- DAY

ANDY is on the cell phone. She watches MIRANDA'S coffee drink being made.

ANDY
Come on. Please. You must know someone .••
(tothe BARRISTA)
Can you make it extra hot? Like, center of the sun hot?

TheBJl.RRISTAgivesher a look .•

ANDY (cont'd).
Sorry, my boss is particular.
(i.ntophone)
Are you sure? You're my last shot.

~-· (sighs) ·

All right, well, thanks for _trying.

Shehangs up. The BARRISTA hands her the coffee.

BARRISTA
Sounds l~ke a great jobyou have there.
ANDY
Actually, it is. It's a fantasticjob. A million girls would kill forit.

And she startsto laugh. The girl stares at her.

106

EXT. STARBUCKS DAY

ANDY walks out of the Starbucks with the order on a tray.

ANDY standsthere a moment. People bustle around her, as she finds herselfat a literal crossroads. ·

She looksup at the building. Suddenly she stops a PASSERBY who looks at her,curious. Yeah, lady?

ANDY
Want a mocha?

And ANDY starts passingout the stuff from Starbucks to people .·-> on the street.

107

INT. KITCHEN -- DAY

NATE on the phone. Intercutwith him and ANDY on the street.

NATE
.Quit?Are you sure?
ANDY
I failed. She's going to fire me anyway. Might as well beat her to the punch.
NATE
Holy shit. Well, good for you. Congratulations. You're free.

ANDY smiles, hangs up, and immediately herphone rings again. She looks down. Assuming it's NATE.

ANDY
Hello?
CHRISTIAN (O.S.)
I'm brilliant.Really. Monuments shouldbe erected inmy honor.

65 •

WE INTERCUT

Between ANDY on the street and CHRIST.IANin his office.

1\NDY You didn't.

CHRISTIAN

108

ANDY

No. That would mean I actually.•..did something right.

CHRISTIAN
A friend of a friend ie.doingthe cover art. You can meet her ather office this·afternoon andmake acopy.

Ii.NOYjuststands there, stunned.

CHRISTIAN (cont'd)
Hello? Andy? What's wrong?

ANDY

' The thing ••. See, I was about to.a. 1,

CHRISTIAN
(groans)
Don't tell me you don't.want the.bo.ok now. I had to make love to a woman the size of a file cabinet to get it•••

And we seeANDY. She looksup at the Elias-Clarke building, teetering on a precipice.

CHRISTIAN (cont'd)
Do you want this or not?

·on ANDY, breathless--

109

EXT. STREET -- DAY

ANDY runsdown the street.

:BXT.STREET -- DAY

,!sNDYrunsout of an apartment building holding a largeenvelope•

110

EXT.STREET -- DAY

,ANDYstands outside a Kinko's. She's on the phone.

ANDY
I'm begging you. You have to stall her. Just ten minutes.
111

INT. TOWNCAR --DAY

We see ROY, drivingMIRANDA and IRV back from lunch; He hangs up the cellphone. Then he turns down a side street.

MIRANDA catcheshis eye in the mirror. What the hell?

ROY
Um••• too much traffic on 5th. Putin's in town.

MIRANDA makes an annoyedface.

INSERT

The tray with Miranda's Starbuckson it •••We follow it down the hall and see it being set onMIRANDA'S desk.

And beside it lands boom! anenvelope. Widen out to see--

MIRANDA, looking at the envelope.

And then we see ANDY. She stands there,quiet, calm.

And if MIRANDA is amazed by what ANDYdid, she doesn't showit. She opens the envelope, looks in.

MIRANDA
One copy? What are my twins supposed to do with that •..share?
ANDY
Actually I made two cooies. And had them color-copied, re-;et and bound so they wouldn't look like manuscripts.

She smiles. MIRANDA nods, but still won't concede the point.

MIRANDA
Andwhere exactly are those fabulous copies? Idon't seethem anywhere.
QUICK CUT TO:
112

INT. TRAIN -- DAY

The MetroNorth from New York City to Bedford.

In the front·row,we seetwo matching pa.ire oftretorns, Seven :jeans,pink Izods and helloKitty barrettes ..•

..•and two matching Harry Pottermanuscripts, every bit as professional-looking as ANDY described them•..

••• beingeagerly devoured by CASSIDY and CAROLINE on theirway ta their Grandmother's. A NANNY sits beside them.

CUT BACK TO:
113

INT.'OFFICE -- DAY

,I\NDYpicksup the envelope.

ANDY
This is an extra copy. To keep on file just incase.

She smiles. Her faith in herself restored.

ANDY (cont'd)
{brightly) Anything else I can do foryou?

I INT. 50 CARMINE -- NIGHT \, For the first time, ANDY is early to meet NATE.,sitting ·inthe corner of an Italian restaurant when he .enters.

NATE
Bey, you look pretty relaxed after the day you just had--

1\NDY Nate, I have news--

·NATE You do? So do I. I sent a bunch of letters to restaurants in San Fran, all my favorites, figuring, what the ·hell,got nothing to lose and look--

He shows her a letter.

NATE (cont'd)
I have an interview at Chez Panisse. Can you believe .it?
ANDY
Oh my God, That's amazing.
NATE
The timing is perfect. You just quit your job, so we .cango out together. ·If you like California, Andy, there's a lot of great jobs that don't involve working for psychopaths.

He looksat her.

NATE (cont'd)
What's your news?

On her smile, tryingto figureout how to break this to him.

114

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

ANDYpicks up the phone.

ANDY
Miranda Priestly's office!

She's multitasking as she did before-- answering the phone, stuffing envelopes, sorting an accessorypile, but we can see she's starting to get it down.

ANDY (cont'd)
Oh, hi ...
115

INT. GALLERY DAY

We see LILY, at work in a small office atthe back of a gallery in Chelsea.

ANDY (O.S.)
The reservationsare under Barnes.
LILY
Got it.
ANDY
I've beenworking so hard and he's not that psyched aboutit, so ..•I just want tomake surehis birthday is fun.
116

INT. RUNWAY --,DAY

ANDY on the phone. The phone rings.

ANDY
Bye, Lily. Thanks.
(answers phone)
Miranda's Priestly's office...

l___.. ANDY'S interrupted by the loud sound of someone having a coughingfit.

ANDY (cont'd)
I'll tell her you called. Thanks.

ANDYlooks over to where EMILY is sitting at her desk, blowing, hernose. EMILY checks her face in her pocket mirror. Horrible.

ANDY (cont'd)
Are you okay?

·EMILY I don't have time to NOT be okay. I'm going to the benefit tonight.•If I live that long.

;rust.thenthey•hearMIRANDA'S voice.

MIRANDA
An-dre-a! Em-i-lyl

INT, Milll:IDA'SOFFICE--DAY

118

MIRANDA

I just want to make sure before the benefit that you are both fully prepped o·nthe guest list.

ANDY and EMILY exchange a look.

ANDY
·Actually,I wasn't planning on going to the benefit. I thought only the first assistantwent.
MIRANDA
Onlywhen the first assistant isn't revoltinglyill. You'll come andhelp Emily.

On EMILY and ANDY'S surprised faces.

119

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

EMILY dumps something on ANDY'S ·lap-- a book of what looks like mug shots. EMILY starts flipping through,'pointing out people.

It is clear EMILY is a little miffed.

EMILY
I don't seewhy sheneeds both of us.

She promptly dissolves into a coughing fit for about twenty seconds.

ANDY
Don't look atme. It'sNate's birthday tonight. This isthe lastthing I want to do.
EMILY
That's the president of theMet--

ANDYkeeps flipping through.

ANDY
I need to learn all these peopleby tonight?
EMILY
Don't be silly.

Shepulls out another big book of headshots•..

EMILY (cont'd)
You have to learn these too.

,JustthenNIGEL bursts in.

NIGEL
What are you doing in here?

ANDY looks up at him.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Good god, we don't have a moment to lose.
120

EXT. STREET -- DAY

NIGEL trots down the streetwith ANDY in tow.

NIGEL
Black Tie. The highest level possible in grooming and fashion. Few, if any, can pull it off. Hair and makeup will meet us there and Harry Winston is sending over a £ew hauh1es to choose from.

INT,SHOWROOM/STUDIO -- DAY

We're in Oscar de la.Renta's capacious showroom/studio. A large logothat _reads"Oscar de la Ranta" is overhead,

SALESREPS bring _outdress after dress on a rack.

We seeANDY, overwhelmed •

121

SUDDENLY OSCI\RHIMSELFAPPEARS. HE AND NIGEL EXCHANGE AIR-

kisses.

OSCAR
Nigel, what can we do for you?·
NIGEL
We have an emergency red carpet situation.•

Ee geetu~ee to ANDY.

NIGEL (cont"d)
Thing is, she's a 6.

We see the stunned looks on everyone's.faces, as if he'd said she had an.e:Ktraa:rm.

OSCAR
I'll seewhat we can do.
122

INT. STUDIO -- LATER

We see ANDY from behind as the MAKEUP ARTIST applies the finishing touches.

NIGEL selects a necklace from an assortment of necklaces. Re drapes it around ANDY'S neck.

NIGEL studies hie creation, proud, He sighs.

NIGEL
How do you feel?
ANDY
Well, let's see•••
123

EXT. STREET -- NIGHT

We see a limousinegliding through the streets••.

ANDY (V.O.)
~y feet are killing me, everything pinches•••
124

EXT. METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART -- NIGHT

The Met, all lit and abuzz for a gala charity benefit.

A banner across the front of the museum reads "RUNWAY PRESENTS: THE COSTUME INSTITUTE: IN BLACK AND WHITE." A red carpet crammed with celebrities and photographers leads into the museUill.

ANDY (V.O.)
...my breasts aresqueezed into a ball and this hairpieceis like having a boulder pinnedto my head ..•

Andsuddenly the door opens and ANDY steps out onto the red carpet.

And shelooks unbelievable, gorgeous, perfect.

ANDY (V.O.) (cont'd)
Never felt better.

She takesa moment, then ducks around the red carpet, trotting up the stairsbehind the line of photographers.

Just thenEMILY spots her.

EMILY
Oh my God, Andy. You look •••chic.

But ANDYis busy staringat EMILY, in her strapless dress.

ANDY
Em•.. you look so thin.
EMILY
(flattered)
It's for Paris. I'm on a new diet. I don't eat anything, and then, when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese.
ANDY
It's definitely working.
EMILY
I know. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
ANDY
That's ...great. Congrats.

EMILY smiles proudly, then dissolves intoanother round of bone- rattling coughs.

EMILY
Ready:!
125

INT.METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART -- NIGHT

ANDY and EMILY enter•. Thescene takes ANDY'S breath away: the lobbyis packed with New York's elite. Everything in sight is white -- white tulips, bone white china, white candles, white tablecloths and chair covered in white silk.

All the GUESTS are in black or white. EMILY looks Around.

EMILY
Everything has to go perfectly tonight or she'll have my head. You have no idea how many assistants she's fired •RIGE:Tbeforethey were supposed to go to Paris. That .can'thappen to me.
ANDY
·We'lljust make sure everything goes smoothly, then.
EMILY
We need to make sure.we're there the second she walks in.
ANDY
How will we find her?

Just then an audible murmur makes its way th.roughthe crowda They, along with everyone, swivel their heads in ti.meto see••• I ..•a woman making an entrance into the party wearing a I spectacular red dress.

It's MIRANDA, of course, a ruby in a sea of monochrome.

EMILY
The crimson JamesHolt. She's a genius.

It's the'awkward red dress James had in his studio, made over to perfection.

EMILY and ANDY rush over to MIRANDA.

QUICK CUTS at the ball.

ANDY and EMILY stand at M:IRANDA'"e:!.d.e.,,,.·she:fi.eldeg:.<>ota.ns<>·- A DISTINGUISHED COUPLE approaches.

i I I. i

MIRANDA
(smiling)
Emily?

EMILY racks her brain. Which goes blank. She starts to panic.

EMILY
(fumbling)
That's•.. Wait .•.

SeeingEMILY struggle, ANDY leans in to MIRANDA.

ANDY
Ambassador Franklin. And that'sthe woman he left his wife for.Rebecca. The woman he's leaving HER for is walking down the stairs.inValentino.

MIRANDAgreets the couple.

MIRl'.NDA Ambassador, Rebecca. Lovely to see you.

EMILY getsANDY's attention and mouths "Thank you."

Just thenANDY seesa very fashionable WOMAN, with a more avant- garde lookthan MIRANDA, headed for them.

And she'sbeing escorted by none other than•.. IRV.

EMILY whispersto ANDY.

EMILY
That's Jacqueline Follet.
ANDY
From French Runway? I thought Miranda wanted her to come after she left.
EMILY
She did. Jacqueline puts her in the worst mood.

JACQUELINE.and IRV head straightfor MIRANDA.

MIRANDA
Good to see you, Irv.
IRV
Miranda, you look amazing.

Then MIRANDA.turns to JACQUELINE. They•kiss the air behindeach ,,ther•sears, pretending to he happy to see each_other.

MIRANDA
Bonsoir, Cherie. Ta robe est rudement chouette.
JACQUELINE
I likeyour dress too. Very••• Americaine. sportif.

MIRANDA smile5,.hut looks like she'd rather throw darts at JACQUELINE. ANDY quickly steps forward.

l'INDY Alers, Jacqueline, dites-moi,avez- vous rencontre Brad Pitt?

JACQUELINE
Ah, no....
ANDY
Venez avec moi.
(toMIRANDA} Pardonnez-nous.

She pullsJACQUELINE across the room.

LATER

ANDY andEMILY are with MIRANDA who is talking to ELTON JORN.

Suddenlythey're surprisedby the appearanceof MIRANDA'S husband STEP~EN, quitedrunk.

MIRANDA
Darling, there you are.
STEPHEN
It's a banner evening. Three people have failed to recognize me, one person called me Mr, Priestly and now the damned bartender refuses to serve me.

Everyone freezes. MIRANDA forces a laugh. EMILY emitsa cough of ·shock, but 1\NDYquickly turns to ELTON, distractinghim.

ANDY
zrm eorryto be GUoh an id~ot, but 1 think you are so awesome.I can sing along to,like, fifty of your,songs ••.
(MORE)
ANDY (cont'd)
I think CrocodileRock is my favorite, but I also love.TinyDancer ..•

And while she chats with him, MIRANDA puts her arm around her. husband and leads him gently away.

MIRANDA
Corne on,darling, let'sget something to eat. I'm starved,aren't you?

And as shewalks away, MIRANDA turns.

And looksat ANDY.

AndMIRANDA mouths the words "Thank You."

ANDY andEMILY'S eyes both go wide. Holy shit.

126

EXT.MUSEUM -- NIGHT

ANDYtrots down the steps, exhilarated.

Checks herwatch. Looks up. And sees CHRISTIAN, walking up the steps, lookingbetter than anyone ever should in a tuxedo.

He smiles andclutches his heart like he's been shot by cupid.

CHRISTIAN
You look amazing.
(hegrins)
And I take it you still work for Miranda.
ANDY
I am. Thanks to you .••And I'm doing great now.
CHRISTIAN
(laughs)
Oh, is that right?
ANDY
Sure is. Guess I'm not as nice as you thought.
CHRISTIAN
God I hope not•.

He openly admires her ina way that makes it clear he's imagining her with the dress off.

CHRISTIAN (cont'd)
If you didn'thave that·stupid boyfriend, I'dhave towhisk you away right here and now.
ANDY
Do you really say things like that to people?
CHRISTIAN
Evidently.
ANDY
I have to go.
CHRISTIAN
.Sayhello to the boyfriend for me.

She triesto bite back an incriminating smile. Turns and races towardsher•1imo.

127

INT. TOWNCAR --NIGHT

ANDY isputting the finishingtouches on wrapp.ing a present.

Then she startsripping offher clothes, shoes, stockings.She· grabs a pairof jeans, atshirt.and some boots outof a bag and starts to change.

128

INT. RESTAURANT -- NIGHT

NATE,.DOUGand LILY are hanging outwith NATE'S friendswhen. ANDY walks in, She runs over, hugs NATE and sits down.'

ANDY
I'm so sorry I'm late. One moment Miranda just announces I have to go to the benefit, next thing you know I'm in a crazy getup directing Isaac Mizrahi to the raw bar.._

They're kind of staring, so she tries to wind it down.

ANDY (cont'd)
But the weirdest thing was that Miranda actually acted like a halfway no:onalhllJllanbeingand •••and ••.

And she can tell she's blathering.

ANDY (cont'd)
Anyway, I'm really sorry and.•• I'm sorry.

7 8.

She grabs amenu.

ANDY (cont'd)
What's everyone getting?

Just then the WAITRESS walks overwith change fromthe check.

And ANDY realizes. She's missed thewhole dinner.

And without saying anything, NATE reaches over andtakes something off her head... ·

130

INT. SUBWAY -- NIGHT

ANDY and NATE sit next to each other, surroundedby late night passengers.

ANDY
.••I must have lost track of time. It's so strange. That's never happened to me before. I'm really sorry I was late. It won't happen again.

NATE gives her look. Yeah, right.

MUSIC .UP

A MONTAGE that shows that as ANDY'S career starts to take off, her relationships continue to spiral downward.

--IN THE APARTMENT

ANDY wakes up. NATE is already gone.

-RUNWAY RECEPTION

ANDY steps off the elevator with all the other RUNWAY girls.And now, with her confident stride and her fashionable attire, she is indistinguishable from any of the others•••

--CENTRAL PARK

NATE, DOUG and LILY and a bunch of their friends play frisbee in the park. The summer is beginning to turn int.ofall. Caroera finds ANDY •..

...onthe csll phone.

--RALPH LAUREN SHOWROOM

I We seeANDY back,in the Ralph Lauren showroom. They wheel out a '-._., rack ofsweaters. ANDY flips though the skirts, confident, seleot:Lngandre,jecting.

--APARTMENT

We seeNATE in his apartment,alone, waiting fo,rANDY. Finally he picksup his jacketand walks out.

--RUNWAY

ANDY goes throughthe bookwith JOCELYN, clarifyingMIRANDA'S notes. A couple FASHION·,ASSISTANTStakenotes as ANDY talks.

--ON THE STREET, DAWN

ANDY walks to work so early the sun is stillrising. The air has turned cold now.,.Shepulls her coat closeraround her.

--MCSORLEY'S

NATE, DOUGand LILY out for drinks. ANDY isnowhere to be found. NATE's cell phone rings. The caller id flashes "ANDY".

NATE turns off the ,ringerand ignor·esthe call.DOUG and LILY exchange a lo,ok.

131

INT. RECEPTION -- DAY

A handsome Italian man, MASSIMO CORTILEONI, steps offthe elevator..MIRANDA greets him. They airkiss.

MIRANDA
Massimo!Mio l\J:nore!
MASSIMO
Miranda! Belissimal

He rattles off some more compliments in Italian as she leadshim down the hall to her office.

MIRANDA
Oh, Massimo, stop. I'm a married woman, you know.

Shewalks him by ANDY and EMILY.

MIRANDA(cont'd)
Andrea, this is Massimo Cortileoni, pre~ident cf LVMB:.
(toMASSIMO} If you need anything at all, just let Andrea know.

And with that she sweeps MASSIMOinto the office.ANDY realizes EMILY is staring at her.

She shrugs, as if what MIRANDA just didwas nobig deal. But EMILY knows it is.

132

INT.RUNWAY NIGHT

ANDYwaits for the book, no longer timid, blasting a song onthe stereoand singing along..•

133

ANDY

(to the Stones) Ain't I hotenough? Ain't I rough enough?Ain't I rich enough? I'm not too blindto see .••

Suddenlythe intercom sounds.

INTERCOM
Book's done.
ANDY
(still singing)
The book is done. I said,the book is done ••.
134

INT.MIRANDA'S FOYER NIGHT

ANDY steps in,carrying the dry cleaning and The Book, moving quickly.Suddenly she hears a voice, emerging from the dark.

MIRANDA
Andrea.

ANDY practicallyhas a heart attack.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Come in.

ANDY steps intothe apartment, curious. And scared.

MIRANDA(cont'd)
As you know, Paris is the most important week of the year for me. The schedule of shows and interviews is horrendous and I'm under a microscope.

A.NOYlooks ~t her, notsure where this concerns her.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
And so, as you can imagine, for that week it is vital that I have the best team possible with me, the meet skilled individuals at the magazine.

And this iswhen ANDY starts to have a bad feeling.

ANDY
Yes, of course you do and--
MIRANDA
You're coming with me to Paris, Andrea.
ANDY
Oh, no. No, no. You don't mean that. Emily would die. Her whole life is about Paris. She hasn't eaten in weeks.
MIRANDA
It's not for you to tell me what I can -andcannot do .. You arecomingwith me to Paris.
ANDY
With all due respect, I can't do.that, Miranda. I just can't. I've only been at Runway for five months.

MIRANDA shrugs. Fine.

MIRANDA
Then you're fired.
ANDY
Excu.seme?
MIBANDA
Ifyou don't come to Paris, I will .assumeyou're not serious about your job and Iwould have no choice but to. dismissyou.

ANDY looks at her, stunned.

MIID\NDA{cont'd) on the other hand, if you do~ good job in Pa:ciaand eont:i.nu.e.to;i...mpJ::ea~ me; there's no end to your future at· Runway or anyplace else.

She smiles.At her very most seductive.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
The decision is strictly up to you.
ANDY
But--
MIRANDA.
That's all.
135

INT. ELEVATOR --NIGHT

ANDY rides down in shock.She closes her eyes. Da:mmit.

136

EXT. CENTRAL PARKWEST --NIGHT

ANDY walks out ofMIRANDA'S building. ROY opens the door for her, but she waves him away.

137

EXT. BROADWAY -- NIGHT

ANDY walks downtown alone, thinking.

138

INT. ANDY'S APARTMENT -- LATER

ANDY looks through.the clips of all herarticles from college. ~) And at a picture of herself at graduation,surrounded by her parents, her relatives, her friends.

Her parents are beaming, exuding pride.

139

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

The desks outside MIRANDA'S office are empty.We hold for a few beats.

Then ANDY comes in, walking slowly, still unsure.

And at that moment MIRANDA aDpears. They look at eachother.

MIRANDA nods, almost imperceptibly. ANDY nods back.

And MIRANDAtakes her coat off. ANDY holds out her armsto take the coat from her.

But MIRANDAputs the coat on EMILY'S desk instead. Rightin front of EMILY'S Eiffel Tower screensaver.

And then MIRANDA strides into her office. ANDY sits down,trying to grasp the magnitude of what just happened. And justthen MIRA!,,1)Apokesherhead back in.

MIRANDA
Don't forget to tell Emily.

And we see ANDY'S face. Me?

140

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

11:NDYiswaiting for EMILY, dreading her arrival. Suddenly she can't take it anymore. She dials the phone.

EXT, MIDTOWN STREET -- DAY

EMILY flies down the street in even more than her usual tizzy.

ANDY (O.S.)
Emily--
EMILY
Sorry I'm late. I got thereearly and realized I forgot to getmore Hermes · scarves for the trip.
ANDY (o.s.)
Emily, I have to talk to you.
EMILY
I freaked out of course, but then I just called Chantale at home and she opened the store early, so I got them.

EMILY jugglesa stack of the bright orange Hermes scarf boxes, herpurse, her cell phone.

EMILY almostmows down an OLD LADY. She mouths "Sorry."

ANDY
Okay, Emily. When you get in, I want to talk to you about something-- ·
EMILY
I hope it's not another Miranda problem--
ANDY
Not exactly.
EMILY
Good. Because I've got so much to deal with before I go, I swear to God I oan't even--

And that's when EMILY steps into the street.withoutlooking. The second she steps off the sidewalk--

Blam!EMILY is hit by a taxi.

We seeher purse, her cell phone, her orange Hermes shopping bag,some orange Hermes boxes, and some of the white scarves as they flythrough the air.

141

INT.LENOX HILL HOSPITAL DAY

ANDY sitsin the waiting room, distraught.

142

INT.HOSPITAL ROOM -- DAY

Lying ina hospital bed, her face with no make-up, wearing a dumpyhospital robe, EMILY looks like what she is •••

...a skinnytired young GIRL.

ANDY standsby the window, arms folded, defensive.

EMILY
I don't care if she was going to fire you or beat you with a hot poker, you should have said no.
ANDY
I didn't have a choice. You know how she is.

Just then an ORDERLYwalks in with her dinner, laden with fattening foods -- a cream soup,bread, pasta, cheese and dessert.

EMILY grabs a pudding, peelsoff the foil top.

EMILY
What gets me about this whole thing is, you're the one who pretends you don't care about this stuff. You don't care about fashion, you just want to be a journalist, blah, blah, blah. What a pile of bullshit.

She angrily finishes the last spoon of pudding,grabs a dinner roll, which she starts to butter.

ANDY
Look, I know you're mad. And I don't blame you.
EMILY
Face it,Andy. You sold your soul the dayyou put on those Jimmy Choos.

She bites off a hunk of dinner roll.••

143

EMILY (CONT'D)

{with her mouth full) And you know what really kills me? The clothes you'reabout to get. You don't deserve'them.You eat carbs, for · Christ's sake.God! It's so unfair. (takes another bite) Just go.

ANDY
Emily--

E~JLY I said, go!.

144

INT. RUNWAY -- DAY

ANDY sits in NIGEL'S office as NIGEL and the FASHION ASSISTANTS swirl outfits in front of her.

NIGEL· To accompany Miranda to a bistro? Cuffed, charcoal gray Theory pants with a black silk turtleneck by Celine. For the tennis club where she'll -receiveprivate lessons? , Bootleg workout pants, zip-up hoodie and tank top, all by Prada Sport. For the front raw of the Chanel show?A pleated schoolgirl skirt by Anna Sui with a sheer white Miu Miu blouse and Chanel spectators with a Michael Kors blazer... ·

A BEAUTY EDITOR appears in frontof ANDY with a cosmetic bag.

, BEAUTY EDITOR Here are your shadows, li,ners, lipsticks in matte, high-shine, long- lasting and clear, six mascaras from light blue to pouty black, eyelash curler and two eyelash combs, liquid, solid and powder blush. 1\ndof course your moisturizers: glimmering, tinted, scented, unscented, hypo-allergenic, alpha-hydroxy... ·

The B~~UTY EDITOR now puii= out~ sketch bookwith a different page for each event, with labels like "OutdoorDaytilne"and Relaxed Evening Glamour: NOT FOR BLACK TIE".

ANDY
There's no way I can do all this.
NIGEL
Hopefully you won't have to. This is for emergencies only. If for some reason your hair and make-up people can't make it.
ANDY
I have my own hair and make-up person?

They all laugh.

NIGEL
You don't get it. You will be with Miranda every waking hour. You are part of the image she reflects to the world. You need to look right.

And suddenly more racksof clothing are rolled in.

NIGEL (cont'd)
And now for the evening attire..•

on ANDY. There's more clothes?

INT, RUNWAY -- NIGHT

The hubbub has died down.ANDY looks atNIGEL, exhausted.

NIGEL
On Saturday Night, Miranda is throwing THE event of the Fashion Week, a soiree honoring James Holt. I'll be. there, of course, but you need to make sure it goes without a hitch.
ANDY
sure. Great. Somebody shoot me.
NIGEL
You know the funny thing? Haven't known you that long, but I'm gonna reallymiss you.

She looks at him. What? He smiles.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Who's leavingRunway? Who got a new job? Oh,yes. Me.
ANDY
You're kidding.me.
NIGEL
Jamee Holt just got like a billion dollars from LVMH -- you know, they .havethat dreamboat president, Massimo. He's giving James money to starthis new line, and he needs a partner. {off her look) ,Miranda·knows.She put me up,for it.
ANDY
oh my God.Nigel, that's amazing. What a fantastic job.,
NIGEL
Oh I know. Pays upthe wazoo, lots of money and power •••what'snot to like?
(grins at her, knowing)
People would kill for a job likethat.

Re looks at her.

NIGEL (cont'd)
What the hell is wrong with you?No , one with a oile of free couture should ever have that expression on their face.
ANDY
I wish I could get excited about going to Paris, but I still feel terrible--
NIGEL
You mean about Emily? Oh please. Emily would have sold you out ten times faster than you did. ,,
ANDY
That doesn't make it right.
NIGEL
Oh, please. Don't give me that Miss America crap. You did what you had to do. End of story. Andy, after Paris, the sky's the limit for you.

ANDY takes this in.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Who knows, you might even be a size 4 one day.

She giveshim a look.

NIGEL (cont'd)
Car picks you up tomorrow at 6 AM.
145

INT. CHELSEAGALLERY-- NIGHT

LILY hascurated a show at the gallery where she works. The place bustle.swithgroovy ART PEOPLE.

LILY runs aroundlike she owns the place, much the way ANDY does at RUNWAYnow.

ANDYwalks in, looksaround, impressed by the art and the crowd.

LILY spotsANDY andruns over. They hug.

ANDY
Oh my God. Lily, look at this.
LILY
I'm just a junior curator.
ANDY
Stop that. This is amazing. I am so proud of you.
LILY
I'm glad you came. I wasn't sure you would be able to make it.
ANDY
What are you talking about? I wouldn't miss this.

LILY looks at her, smiles.

ANDY (cont'd)
Okay, so lately I've missed a few things ••.a lot of things •.•almost everything.
LILY
(laughs)
You're here now. That's all that matters.

LILY runs off to greet someone. ANDY walks over to DOUGwho is •,_, at the buffet, carefully piling shrimp on a tiny plate.

ANDY

L Hey, Dougie.

DOUG
Hey. Got fired today.Want some shrimp?
ANDY
(very surprised)
You got--
DOUG
I'm broke, I'm lying to my parents and today I watched six episodes of Pimp My Ride on Tivo. I feel AWESOME.
(extends the plate)
Seriously, take a shrimp.
ANDY
Doug, I'm so sorry.
DOUG
Don't be. I'm staring into the abyss. But the abyss is cool.

·INT. CHELSEAGALLERY -- LATER

ANDYwaits for thebathroom. she hears a.voice,

CHRISTIAN
Rey, Miranda Girl.

She closes her eyes. Can't be. She turns. Yup.

ANDY
What are you doing here?
CHRISTIAN
Art. I like art. You know, I was just thinking about you.
ANDY
Bull.
CHRISTIAN
I'mdoing a profile of Gaultier for New York and I was making plans for Paris and I found myselfwondering if my Miranda girl would be there.
ANDY
Actually •••

stop smiling.Why am I smiling?

ANDY (cont'd)
I am going•..
(suddenlyfeeling ashamed)
I just found out and--
CHRISTIAN
That's great. I'm staying at this killer hotel in the Marais right across the street from a falafel restaurant that will change your life.

·ANDY Sorry. I'll be too busy. Working. You'll have to find someone else's life to change.

CHRISTIAN
But that's just it. I'm starting to wonder if I can.

And with that, he leans in, plants a softkiss on hercheek.

ANDY closes her eyes, blushing like crazy.

When she opens her eyes, CHRISTIAN is gone.And it's notfor a moment that she notices.•.

••.LILY, about ten feet away, staring at her, a look of surprise and disgust on her face.

INT, CHELSEA GALLERY NIGHT

ANDY follows LILY through the gallery.

ANDY
He's just a guy Iknow from work.
LILY
Yeah. That looked likework.
ANDY
You're making a big a dealout of--
LILY
The.~.ndyI know is madly in lovewith Nate; is always five minutes earlyand thinks Old Navy is couture. Forthe last 16 years I've known everything about that Andy, down to her last hangnail. But this person?

She gestures to 1\1!1DY.

LILY (cont'd)
Thisglamazon who skulks around in cornerswith some random hot fashion guy? Idon't get her.

ANDY tries to say something, but LILY interrupts.

LILY (cont'd)
In case you'reinterested, Nate is looking foryou.

She .indicatesNATE across the room. He waves. She walks over to him and gives him a kiss.

EXT, CHELSEA GALLERY -- LATER TEAT NIGHT

NATE and ANDY walk together down the street away from the gallery.The street is shiny from a recent rain,

NATE
I think it's great. Goingto Paris. A big opportunity.
ANDY
I know,,but it means I can't go to California and--
NATE
Please. You were never corningwith me.
ANDY
Look. I know you're upset because I've been so busy, missed your birthday.
NATE
Andy, please. I don't care about that stuff. It's you. You're changing.
ANDY
That's not true.
NATE
You used to be thoughtful, down-to- earth, no bullshit. When you started that j.obyou laughed at the Runway girls, their vanity, their pettiness, the way they worshipped Miranda. And now you~ve become one 0£ them. Some new creature. Mirandy.
ANDY
I don't understand what you're asking me to do. Quit? I can't give upnow. I've worked too hard, come too far.
NATE
Andy, all I know , if I met you today, I don't know if I'd even go over and talk to you, let alone spend two years of my life with you.
ANDY
You don't mean that.
NATE
Yeah, Andy. I do.

Beat. ANDYtries to catch her breath.

ANDY
Then maybe this trip is coming at a good time. Maybe we should take a break for a while.

She standsthere, waiting for him to protest, throw his arms around her. Instead,he.walks away.

ANDY (cont'd)
Nate!

He turns. And just thenher phone rings. They both know who it

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IS.AND THAT SHE HASTO TAKE THE CALL.

NATE
In case you're wondering, the person whose calls you always take, that's the relationship you're in.

The phone keeps ringing.

NATE (cont'd)
I hope you two are very happy together.

And he walks away. ANDYclicks on the.phone.

ANDY
Hello, Miranda ••.
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INT. AIRPLANE -- DAY

MIRANDA and ANDY are in first-class. The tray of champagneand orange juice comes around. MIR.!'1.NDAwavesitoff.ANDY doestoo.

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I\.NDYGOESBACKTO THE GALLEY. GRABS ACOUPLE OF THE CHAMPAGNE

,glassesand downs them.The FLIGHT ATTENDANTSstare.

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INT. AIRPLANE~- NIGHT

It's dark·now and everyone on the planeis asleep.

MIRANDA is asleep, mouth closed, make-up seamless, nota hair out.of place, perfect even at rest.

We move over to ANDY, who sleeps like a normal person,hair askew, mouth slightly open.

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INT. LIMO -- NIGHT

ANDY looks out the window, watching Paris at night whizzingby her. She is in awe. MIRANDA is not even looking.out thewindow •

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EXT.PLACE DE VENDOME -- NIGHT

The Paris Ritz. MIRANDA'S limo pulls up.

INT,RITZ HOTEL SUITE -- PARIS -- NIGHT

\ The BELLMAN opens the door to a huge suite. ANDY looks confused. '-·

ANDY
Wait. This is not right. Miranda is staying in the suite.
BELLMAN
That's correct, Mademoiselle. Miranda Priestly's suite is down the hall.
ANDY
(realizes)
This is~ room?
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INT. MIRANDA'SRITZ HOTEL SUITE --NIGHT

ANDY walks intoMIRANDA'S room,which.makes the other place look like a dump. She stares.

MIRANDA
Get out the guest list. We need to start working on the seating chart.

ANDY grabs .hernotebockr tries not to gape at the luxuri..ou~ surroundings.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
_,,,,' By all means, move at a glacialpace. You know how that thrillsme.

ANDY springsto attention.

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INT.RITZ HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT

ANDY, inthe sumptuous Ritz robe, looks out the window at the amazingview. Can't believe she's here. She smiles.

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INT. MIRANDA'SRITZ HOTEL SUITE -- DAY

The nextmorning. We see MIRANDA getting ready -- a team of peopleworks on her hair, make-up, pedicure, manicure••.

We move across,through the wall.•.

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INT. RITZ HOTEL ROOM-- DAY

...to the roomnext door, where we see ANDY getting the exact ,~ameVIP treatment.She can't believe this is happening to her.

QUICK CUTS of~..NDYandMIRANDA in Paris.

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INT. FASHION SHOW --.DAY

ANDY sits in the frontrow beside MIRANDA. Half the INVITEES are ..lookingat the clothes.The other half are watching MIRANDA'S reaction to the clothes.

INT, PARIS RESTAURANT -- NIGHT

A tiny restaurant on Rue deRichelieu called Dave where all the fashion notables eat during FashionWeek.

MIRANDA dines with a tableful of designers,editors and celebrities and ANDY is right there besideher.

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INT. MIRANDA'S RITZ HOTEL SUITE -- DAY

A map of the inside of the chateau withtables arrangedon it. ANDY does the seating arrangements withMIRANDA lookingover.her shoulder, pointing.

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EXT. FASHION SHOW NIGHT

The Versace show. MIRANDA walks by the paparazziwaiting outside the show. They scream her name. She shows off herbest smile.

ANDY squints, blinded by the flashbulbs.

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INT. RITZ LOBBY -- DAY

ANDY stands near MIRANDA who is in the lobby chatting with STELLA MCCARTNEY when CHRISTIAN comes up beside ANDY,

CHRISTIAN
I think you oweme.

She turns. And is happy to see a friendly face.

ANDY· Oh, do I?

CHRISTIAN
You working tonight?
ANDY
Actually, Miranda has a dinner.
CHRISTIAN
So you are free, Perfect. Oh, but there's .aproblem, huh? Le Boyfriend.

At themention of this, ANDY.blushes slightly.

CHRISTIAN (cont'd)
Wait. Don't tell me, The boyfriend is· non plus? Je auia tres tree deaole.
ANDY
Oh, you're ·sofull .ofshit. You are not desole at all.
CHRISTIAN
Yeah, not even a little. What time should I pick you up tonight?
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ANDY IS GETTING DRESSED IN ONE OF HERMANY FAB OUTFITS.

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INT. MIMNDA'S RITZ HOTEL SUITE -- EVENING

MIRANDA is just out of the shower when she hearsa knock at the door. She .opensit. And a BELLMAN hands her an envelope.

INT, RITZ HOTEL CORRIDOR DAY

ANDY walks down the hall to MIRANDA'S suite, feelingcheerful, looking great. She knocks on_the door.

I MIRANDA opens the door and immediately turns away, walkingover '\-· to the window. She looks out over the rooftops of Paris.

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INT. MIRANDA'S RITZ HOTEL SUITE -- CONTINUOUS

ANDY follows, and her eyes widen as she notices somethingwhich shocks her to the core.••

MIRANDA is wearing sweatpants.

ANDY
Um••. Icame to remind you, you're having dinnerat Natalie Lehman's house inthe country this evening and.....

MIRANDA walks back over to the window without a word. Looks back c,utoverthe city.

MIRANDA
Do you know where I grewup?

11NDYshakesher head. Couldn't be more surprised by this conversationif they were both on fire.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Pearl River, New York. Right on the border with Jersey. Cultural highlight? The Nanuet Mall. My dad owned a tire store.
(smiles)
But Pearl River is only.30 miles from Manhattan on the Palisades Parkway. I grew up reading Runway, Elle, Vogue, sneaking into New York to stand in the back of the shows, soaking it all up.

ANDY isperfectly still.

MIRANDA(cont'd)
When I was hired as Natalie's assistant, I knew I would make it. I knew I would be her someday. That's all I ever wanted to be. The editor of Runway •..

A long beat. And finallyMIRANDAturns.

She has no make-up on. Her hair isdamp andunstyled. And.she's obviously been crying.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
We need to think of a way to keep it out of New York press.

( ANDY looks at her, not understanding. MIRANDA points at an "-'· envelope on the table.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Divorce papers. Preliminary, of course.

Al,"DYtakesin the shock of this.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Funnything is,I thought Stephenand I were goingto make it. Third time's the charm. Iused to call him my Lucky Third.
(she sighs)
At first they're always proudto.be with me, proud tobe with a powerful, accomplishedwoman. They say they don't want some little housewife. But then....

ANDY is watching her, just listening.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
I love him. I do. I just can't be what he wants me to be.
(sheshivers} And my girls••• another stepfather, gone ...

And shecan't even bring herself to think this part through.

ANDY
You want.to take the evening off? I can reschedule everything.

MIRANDA looks at her.

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INT. RITZ HOTELLOBBY NIGHT

We see MIRANDA, stridingthrough the lobby.And what we notice ·is••. she looks like regularMIRANDA. Don.eup,perfect, confident walk.

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EXT. RITZ .HOTEL-- NIGHT

MIRANDA breezes out of the hotel, gets in the waitingLimo .

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INT. :R.,IMO--NIGHT

·MIRANDA closes the door, takes a deep breath. And now thatshe's alone, for one second, her veneer cracks, just a little.

MIRANDA
(to theDRiilER)
Let's go.

INT, L'AMBROISIE -- NIGHT

CHRISTIAN and ANDYhave dinner in a tinyromantic restaurant on the Place des Vosges.

CHRISTIAN
Oh, come on. You hate her. She whips you with tire chains.
ANDY
She can be tough to work for, but there's another side to her.
CHRISTIAN
No. There isn't. She's a ball buster. That's all.
ANDY
You wouldn'tbe saying that if she were a man.You'd be admiring her strength,her grit, her tenacity... but because she's a woman, those things.makeher a "ball-buster".

He laughs.

ANDY (cont'd)
What is so funny?
CHRISTIAN
You. Defendingher. You'vecrossed over to the dark side completely.
(smiles)
It's pretty sexy.

He grins. Pours her more wine.

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INT. L'AMBROISIE NIGHT

They drink glass after glass of wine.

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EXT. PARIS STREET -- NIGHT

They walk home together through the Place Des Vosges.

ANDY
I never understood why everyone was so crazy about Paris, but now•.•

She swirls around.

ANDY (cont'd)
It's. So. Beautiful.

And suddenly he catches one of her arms and almost likea dance move pulls her into him and kisses her.

ANDY (cont'd)
Ican't do this.

Another kiss.

ANDY (cont'd)
Nate and Ionly split up a few days ago.

Another kiss.

ANDY (cont'd)
I've had too much wineand my judgement is impaired.

Another kiss.

ANDY (cont'd)

\_--·~' I barely know you and I'min a strange

city.

He kisses her again.

ANDY· (cont'd) I'm out of reasons.

CHRISTIAN
Thank God.
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INT.CHRISTIAN'S HOTEL ROOM -- NIGHT

ANDY and CHRISTIAN arekissing on his bed. Ber phone ringe. "Oops IDid itAgain." ANDY ignores it. ·

Butwe see the caller ID. It saysMOM & DAD.

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INT. CHRISTIAN'S HOTEL ROOM --MORNING

ANDY wakes up. Ber careful hair andmake-.upfrom the night before are wi1d1y askew, She rea1izeswhat ehGdid. And that ahe

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HAS A HEADACHE.

She sits up. Catches sight of herself in the mirror. Ouch.We h,earthe sound of the shower running. CHRISTIAN calls out--

CHRISTIAN
Order room service.Anything you want.
ANDY
I have to goback to my room and--
CHRISTIAN
Can't hear you.

ANDY starts getting dressed. As she picks up her jacket, she knocksover a few papers. And sees something sticking out.

A mock-up of a magazine. With the familiar RUNWAY logo. She picksit up.

l"NT.SHOWER-- DAY

CHRISTIANstands under the spray of water. Suddenly the shower curtainis yanked back.

1>J;7)Ystandingthere,furious.She holds up the issue of mock-up.

ANDY
What the hell is this?

CHRISTIAN,cool as can be, steps out, nude and grabs a towel, whichhe wraps around himself.

CHRISTIAN
It's a sample.
ANDY
Of?
CHRISTIAN
of what American Runway is going to look like when Jacqueline is editing it.

He pulls on at-shirt.

CHRISTIAN {cont'd) We worked on it together. She's bringing me in to run all the editorial content of the magazine.

ANDY
They're replacing Miranda?
CHRISTIAN
Are you really surprised?Runway is one of the most expensivebooks inthe business. Jacqueline does the same thing with a lot lessmoney.
ANDY
_And that's the most importantthing?
CHRISTIAN
Money is always the most important thing.
ANDY
You think I've crossed over to the dark side? Listen to yourself.
CHRISTIAN
Who said I was not ortthe dark side?
ANDY.
This is a shitty thing to do to her, ·afterall she's done for Elias-Clarke. Miranda will be devastated. Runway is her whole life.
CHRISTIAN
something tells me she'll .land·onher feet. ·(beat) I guess it's not.the·worst thing that you found out. You'll probably have to look fora new job. Irv's going to tell Miranda this morning at breakfast. .

He turns to his closet and contemplates his sports coats.

CHRISTIAN (cont'd)
And I'm notworried about you. You·•ve proven thatyou're more than capable of fending foryourself. ·

He picks a jacket, puts it on, turns to ANDY•.•

only to find the door open. And ANDY gone.

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INT. RITZ HOTEL CORRIDOR-- DAY

ANDY races down the haii. He~ ceii phon~ ringe ~gain. She_lookg

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ATIT. MOM & DAD. SHE TURNS OFF THE RINGER.

\.._~-· She knocks on MIRANDA'S door. No answer. She thinks, dials.

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INT.NIGEL'S HOTEL ROOM DAY

NIGEL is just waking up in his hotel room in Paris.

ANDY
I've triedher cell fifty times ••.
NIGEL
Can't you justtrack her down at her first appointment?
ANDY
I haveto talkto her. Right now.
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INT.RITZ LOBBY -- DAY

ANDYpaces, unsure what to do. She dials MIRANDA'S number, yet 2,gain.Finally,MIRANDA picks up.

ANDY
Oh, thank God. Where areyou?
MIRANDA
Excuse me?
ANDY
I need to talk to you. Right away.
MIRANDA
Don't have time. I'm having breakfast with Irv. You should be busy all day preparing for the James Holt party.
ANDY
Miranda, you don't understand. It's very important. I have to tell you--

And the phone clicksoff. MIRANDA has hung up.

ANDY (cont'd)
Shit!

This garners some stares. She sitsdown on a chair to think.

Her cell phone rings again and herheart leaps. MIRANDA. But no. She picks up.

ANDY (cont'd)
Hey, Mam. Listen, I'm at work. It's really crazy over here and--

We hear the voice of ANDY'S mother, HlillNAH.

HANNAH (O.S.}
Before I say anything, don't be too worried. He's fine.
ANDY
What are you talking about, Mom,
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INT. CINCINNATI HOSPITAL -- DAY

HANNAB is in the hospital, sitting beside RICHARD,

?,ANNAH Your father had a heart attack. Last night. Everything's fine now. They've givenhim medication and he's resting comfortably.

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INT. RITZ LOBBY -- DAY

ANDY clutches the phone.

ANDY
Oh my God. Should I·comehome?
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INT. CINCINNATI HOSL?ITAL-·-DAY

E!ANNAHlooksover at RICHARD, resting.

HANNAH (O.S.)
You know.your father. Hewo.uld never ask. And he knows how busy you are, so....
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EXT. STARBUCKS-- DAY

We seeANDY, holding back tears.

HANNAH {O.S.) I just wanted you to know, so you could make your own decision.

ANDY stands there a moment,teetering on a precipice. Then she starts towalk, quickly. ·

EXT, PARIS STREET -- DAY

ANDY dashes through Paris.

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INT.. HOTELCRILLON LOBBY-- DAY

ANDY runs up to the front desk.

ANDY
Irv Ravitz?
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INT. HOTEL CRILLONCORRIDOR DAY

llNDYruns downa corridor. She paces a second, knowing she's going to gether asskicked, then knocks on the door.

The door opens. IRVstands there, surprised.

We see MIRANDAbehind him. When she sees ANDY, she walks over. Turns to IRV.

MIRANDA
Excuse us a moment.

URANDA pulls ANDY.intothe hall.

MIRANDA {cont'd) Have you lost your mind?

ANDY
I have to talk to you.
MIRANDA
Whatever it is can wait until later.

MIRANDA walks into the room,closes the door in ANDY'S face.

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INT. HOTEL CRILLON CORRIDOR --NIGHT

ANDY sits in the hallway, wonderingwhat to do. Just then MIRANDA comes out. ANDY springs up and followsher.

MIRANDA doesn't say anything, just.startswalking. ANDY follows.

ANDY
Iseverything •..did that go okay? I mean, are you okay?

MIRANDA just keeps walking.

ANDY (cont'd)
Didhe sayanything about ••.?I mean, what did he say?

MIRANDA stops, aggravated.

MIRANDA
Now I knowyou've lostyour mind.
ANDY
I was just wondering•.• I mean, if there's anything I can do.

MIR1Ul'DA Yes, there is. Your 7gb.

And MIRANDA walks away.ANDY standsthere.

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EXT. CHATEAU -- ESTABLISHING --EVENING

A gorgeous 17th century castle inthe.countryside. GUESTS are arriving.

·ANDY is outside, workingwith the staff, coordinatingarrivals. She excuses herself for a moment.

We see her dial her cell phone.

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EXT. CHATEAU -- EVENING

A few seconds later. We se.e.!iNDY,standingoutside theChateau, on the phone.

ANDY
Hey, Dad. Mom says you're doing great. I justwanted you to know •.•
(listens)
.I'm goingto come home andsee you just.as soon asParis is over, .okay?

She closes her eyes, fighting back emotion.

ANDY {cont'd) Thanks. I love you too.

INT, CHATEAU -- EVENING

The chateau we saw in the opening with the party in full swing.

l'J!IDYisbustlingaround, checking all the details -- the. seating,the•flowers, making sure the GUESTS are happy.

She spots CHRISTDIN, who raises a glass to her. She looks away.

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INT.CHATEAU -- EVENING

1\NDYwatches MIRANDA as she greets the GUESTS -- s.ocorrposed,so gracious.ANDY marvels.

Justthen NIGEL clinks his fork on a glass. He's standing at the podium onthe dais, gettingready to speak.

MIRANDA walks over,sits down on the dais. ANDY follows.

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INT. CHATEAU --LATER

We pick up onthe scenefrom the opening.

NIGEL
.•.one of the most elegant women ever to walk the planet, I give you Miranda Priestly.

We see ANDY, applauding, smiling,her eyes shining. MIRANDA :stepsto the podium andwe hear that short SCREECH of feedback. :shecovers with a laugh,tries again.

MIRANDA
Thank you everyone. First I want to congratulate James on his new line, which is nothing short of miraculous.

,JAMES smilesat her, raises aglass ofchampagne.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
But before I tell you in detail about how much I love James Holt, I want to say a few words. Today is not just an important night for me, for Runway, and for ,James,but an important day forsomeone else in this room •••

Her eyes land on ,JACQUELINE POLLET.ANDY watches. Whatthe hell? She shoots a look at CHRISTIAN. Can tell from the look onhis face he has no idea where this is going.

FLASH BACK TO:
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INT..HOTEL CRILLON SUITE -- DAY

Earlier that day. MIRANDA sits across from IRV.

IRV
Miranda, there'ssomething I'd like.to discuss withyou and--

MIRANDA takes a piece of paper out of her Hermes portfolio and pushes it towards him.

IRV (cont'd)
What is this?

MIRANDA

L It's a list.

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INT. CBATEAU-- DAY

MIRANDAcontinues.

MIRANDA
I have the privilege of announcing that my comrade, Jacqueline Follet,. editor-in-chief of the French edition of Runway, will, as of next month, be--

'We seeANDY'S face.Holy shit. Looks at CHRISTIAN; Just as :stu);\nedassheis.

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INT. HOTELCRILLON SUITE -- DAY

IRV looks at the list.

MIRANDA
As you know, I have an open invitation from every other fashion magazine in the world ..•Vogue, Elle, Harper's,•• And if, for whatever reason, I had to leave Runway •••
(indicates list)
•.• theseareall the designers.who have saidthey will give me first look attheir collections, this is the list of photographerswho will book time with me first,and these are the top mode.lswho will do the same.

She smiles.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
You know how I feel.aboutRunway, I intend to bethere as longas you'll have me. So my intentionis never to use this list.But Ido haveit.

He looks at the list, then up at her. She's composed, cheerful.

MIRANDA {cont'd) Now, you had something YOU wanted to discuss?

FLASHFORWJ\RDTO:

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INT. CF..ATEAU--EVENING

MIRANDA continues.

MIRANDA
--as of next month, Jacqueline Follet will be partnering with James Holt in the new expansion of his business. The brilliant Massimo has chosen her as the new copresident of JH International•••

'

Jmd she indicates JACQUELINE, who waves.Everyone applauds.

JACQUELINEextends her hand toMASSIMO, who waves.

ANDY'S mouth falls open. She looks over atNIGEL. His face betrays nothing. He applauds along with everyoneelse.

And ANDY looks to CHRISTIAN. Who is also shockedas hell.

MIRANDA(cont'd)
I know Jacqueline will be every bit the comrade to James she has been to me. Let's all wish her the best.

A hearty round of applause for JACQUELINE. MIRANDA smiles.

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INT. PARIS CAFE -- DAY

We see MIRANDAsitting in the corner of a tiny cafe with JAMES HOLT and MASSIMO. JACQUELINE enters, walks over to the table.

MIRANDA
Jacqueline, you rememberMassimo from LVMH•••
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INT. CHATEAU -- EVENING

MIRANDAcontinues.

MIRANDA
And now, to the business at hand. A celebration of one of my favorite designers...

Shesmiles at JAMES.

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INT. CF.ATEAU-- LATER

I\NDYwatches everyone swirling aroundMIRANDA. She walks over to NIGEL among the·crowd of well-wishers.

ANDY
You said it was your dream job.

He turns to her. Some emotion on his face·now.

, NIGEL She's given me everything I have, Andy. When it's time, she'11 pa:yme back.

ANDY
You're sureabout that?
NIGEL
No. But I hope forthe best.

And he·rejoins the swirl. And ANDY sees CHRISTIAN, having a drink, trying to cover. ANDY walks over to him.

ANDY
Don't feel bad, Christian.Most people eventually wash up on the rocky shoals of Miranda Priestly, right?
CHRISTIAN
So I've heard.

He looks at her. Her gaze back is level. Sc over this guy.

ANDY
Better luck next time •
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CHRISTIAN

Andy--

ANDY
That's all.

Sheturns away from him.Runs right into MIRANDA,

MIRANDA
I'm ready to go to.

AndANDY walks away, without lookingback at CHRISTIAN.

' \_..

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INT. LIMO -- NIGHT

MIRANDA and ANDY ride alongin the limo on their way back to Paris. MIRANDA is relaxed,victorious.

MIRANDA
You knew what they were planning.

ANDY nods.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
Christian had to brag about it. So predictable. And you thought I didn't know .
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ANDYNODS AGAIN. MIRANDA LAUGHS.

MIRANDA(cont'd)
You think that's the first time I had to defend myself? There's always someonegunning for this job.

She smiles.

MIRANDA(cont'd)
Iwas impressed, though. How hard you triedto warn me. And that, whatever youthought was happening, you just kepton doing your job.

She studies ANDY.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
I neverthought I would say this, but I seea lotof myself in you. Your sharpness,your focus, your ability to see a move ortwo ahead. Above all, your dedication.
ANDY
Thank you,Miranda.
MIRANDA
Your father was illyet youchose to stay and helpme and help Runway • .That's very admirable.

ANDY looks at her, stunned that she knows.

MIRANDA(cont'd)
Nigel told me. Itwas the right choice, exactly what I would have done when I was your age.

MIRANDA looks out the window. They're approaching the next party andthe paparazzi are waiting outside, as the fabulous people ,streaminto a Faris nightclub.

MIRANDA (cont' d)
Not everyone can dothat. Push their feelings aside.

J\,ndnow she'sspeaking.as much to herself as to ANDY.

MIRANDA (cont'd)
The more powerful you get, themore you'll be judged and scrutinized, on display. You'll miss things -- vacations, sunsets, momentswith your family. Some people in your lifewill never accept your priorities. Not everyone can withstand that pressure, Andy. But now you know that you can.

ANDY staresat her, blown away by what MIRANDA is saying.

MIRANDA {cont'd) And so now you know that you can have my life. You can do what I do. Because you can sacrifice the things that need• to be sacrificed.

ANDY
But what if I can't do that? I mean, what if that's not what I want?

MIR.ANDAlooks at her and smiles, and this time, for thefirst time, her ·smileis almost maternal.

MIRANDA
Don't be silly, Andy. Of course that's what you want. Everyone wants to be me.

And with that she opens the door to the limo •.•

••• ontothe red carpet where she is instantly embraced by the flashing lights of the cameras.

ANDY quietly steps out behind MIRANDA. Squinting. She's never ~otten used to the lights.

MIRANDA moves down the red carpet. We follow her. And it's not until MIRANDA is about to open the aoor that she realizes•••

ANDY is no longer beside her.

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EXT. CHAMPS ELYSEES -- NIGHT

We see ANDY, walking up the Champs Elyseesin the dusky light:

She has never looked more beautiful. Sheis serene. And she is free. The wind blows through her hair. She smiles.

Suddenly her phone rings. She looks down at it,having forgotten it was in her hand. The name MIRANDA glows inthe dim light.

ANDYdoesn't break stride for a moment as she .••

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•• TOSSESTHE RINGING PHONE INTO THE NEAREST FOUNTAIN.

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ANDY WALKS PAST THE FIRST CLASS CABIN••• DOWN THE AISLE,WHERE

she squeezes into a coach seat.

203

EXT. STREET -- DAY

We see ANDY, in her rental car, driving past Three Rivers stadium in Cincinnati.

204

INT. HOUSE -- CINCINNATI -- DAY

1'.NDYstandsat the door·to the nice, unhip Midwestern house she g·rew upin. The door opens• RICHARD, her dad.

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ANDY INTO HIS ARMS. AND HE HOLDS HER, SMILING.

E:XT.AIRPORT -- DAY

ANDY walks out of JFK. LILY is standing outside in her beat-up Bonda Civic.

LILY
Town car's in the shop.
ANDY
Shut up.

~~heysmile at each other.

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INT.COFFEE SHOP -- NIGHT

ANDY waits nervously. She is wearing jeans, an old sweater. Still,she's different the hair, the shoes.

SuddenlyNATE appears.

ANDY
Thanks for coming. I thought you might stand me up.
NATE
I thought about it.
ANDY
Nate, from the minute I quit my job, all I've thought about was what I would sa~ to you. I've rehearsed it in my head a million times. How I would apologize for being such a jerk, for getting carried away -- thinking that what I was doing is mare important than the people I care about it. There's no excuse.far how I treated you and how I let Miranda and my ambition take me over until I became this pod person •••And now t~at you're here •••I feel like saying all that isn't enough.
(beat)
I'm just so sorry.
NATE
Iknow you are.
ANDY
And I'm really happy foryou. Lily toldme you got.the job inSan Francisco.
NATE
Yeah. How about that, huh? Can't .believe it.
ANDY
I can.

Beat. They smile at each other. Okay with each other. Even friends, maybe.

NATE
So, how about you? What are you going to do now?

1\NDY Not sure. But I actually have a job interv.tewtoday.

Beat.

NATE
And that's what you're wearing?

It takesher a while to get this. She bursts into laughter and they bothlaugh.

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INT. WAITINGROOM -- DAY

ANDY sits nervously inthe waiting room of the New York observer, thetotal opposite of the Runway offices.

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INT. OFFICE --DAY

ANDY sits across froma scruffy guy in his early forties.

EDITOR
You know our pay is crap.
ANDY
That's fine.

He looks at her resume.

EDITOR
I loved your clips. That thing on the janitor's union..• that's exactly what we do here. ·

She smiles, humble now.

EDITOR {cont'd) My only question is... Runway? What the hell kind of blip was that?

ANDY
Learned a lot. In the end, though, I kind of screwed it up.
EDITOR
That's not what I hear.

ANDYlooks at him, confused.

EDITOR (cont'd)
I called overthere for a reference, leftword with some snootytype girl, next thingyou know Igot a fax from a Miranda Priestly--

ANDYblanches.

EDITOR (cont'd}

L. . •. sayingthatofall the assistants

shehad, you were by far her biggest disappointment.

ANDY takes a deep bre_ath•••.

EDITOR (cont'd)·
But thatyou aredestined to be a gigantic successand if I don '.thire you I'm anidiot.

on ANDY, stunned,

EDITOR {cont'd) So youmust have donesomething right.

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EXT. STREET -- DAY

ANDY walks out of the job interview an_dout onto the street, stunned.

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EXT. STREET -- DAY

,ANDYwalks over to the Elias-Clarke building, looking at a place thatwas, in .itsway, a home to her •

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BEREYES SWEEPUP THE BUILDING TO THE RUNWAY OFFICES.

\ INT.RUNWAY --DAY.

We see EM:!LY,backat her desk. The camera widens out so we can see....

••. anew SECONDASSISTANT, eagerand nervous, in the place ANDY used to sit.

/ EXT. STREET --DAY

ANDY looks up, thoughtful, and suddenlyshe sees MIRANDA walk out of the building.

She stops. Looks over at MIRANDA.

And MIRANDA lpoks over, her eyeemeeting ANDY.

A beat.

And then ANDY nods her head -- in thanks, in salutation,and in farewell•••

But MIRANDA does not react. She gets into the car. . )

....__/

ANDY shakes her head. That's MIRANDA. She smiles, thenturns and starts to walk down the street.

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INT. CAR -- DAY

MIRANDA gets in, sits back in her seat... And through herwindow she can see...

~NDY, a bounce in her step, walking away •..

And MIRANDA, alone, where no one can see her, finally breaks into a real smile. Then she nods to her driver.

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EXT. STREET -- DAY

We see MIRANDA'S limo pulling away...

And ANDY, walking down the street, moving in different directionsfurther and further away as we ...

:FADEOUT

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