A lavish ball - the expressively attired dance under falling
confetti... Even Bruce Wayne is struck by the ostentation.
He spots Selina dancing with a deeply smitten Rich Twit. She
wears a small, velvet pair of cat ears. And the pearls.
MIRANDA (O.S)
Bruce Wayne at a charity ball?
Wayne turns to find Miranda Tate, amazed, a small mask her
only concession to fancy dress.
WAYNE
Miss Tate, isn’t it?
MIRANDA
Even before you became a recluse, you never came to these things...
WAYNE
True. Proceeds go to the big fat spread, not the cause. It’s not about charity, it’s about feeding the ego of whichever society hag laid it on.
MIRANDA
Actually, this is my party, Mr. Wayne.
WAYNE
Oh.
MIRANDA
And the proceeds will go where they should, because I paid for the big fat spread myself.
WAYNE
That’s very generous of you.
MIRANDA
You have to invest to restore balance to the world. Take our clean-energy project...
WAYNE
Sometimes the investment doesn’t pay off. Sorry.
MIRANDA
You have a practiced apathy, Mr. Wayne. But a man who doesn’t care about the world doesn’t spend half his fortune on a plan to save it...
(Gentle.) And isn’t so wounded when it fails that he goes into hiding...
Wayne looks at Miranda. Intrigued.
MIRANDA
Have a good evening, Mr. Wayne.
Wayne watches Miranda glide away. Then turns to Selina.
WAYNE
Mind if I cut in?
Rich Twit turns, annoyed - Wayne hands him his cane. Takes
Selina by the waist. She glares at him.
WAYNE
You don’t seem very happy to see me.
SELINA
You were supposed to be a shut-in.
WAYNE
Felt like some fresh air.
SELINA
Why didn’t you call the police?
WAYNE
I have a powerful friend who deals with this kind of thing. (Admires her cat ears.) Brazen costume for a cat burglar.
SELINA
Yeah? Who are you pretending to be?
WAYNE
Bruce Wayne, eccentric billionaire. Who’s your date?
SELINA
His wife’s in Ibiza. She left her diamonds behind, though. Worried they’d get stolen.
WAYNE
It’s pronounced ’Ibeetha’. You wouldn’t want these folks realizing you’re a crook not a social climber.
SELINA
(flash of anger)
You think I care what anyone in this room thinks about me?
WAYNE
I doubt you care what anyone in this room thinks about you.
SELINA
Don’t condescend, Mr. Wayne. You don’t know a thing about me.
WAYNE
Well, Selina Kyle, I know you came here from your walk-up in Old Town - modest place for a master jewel thief. Which means either you’re saving for your retirement - or you’re in deep with the wrong people.
SELINA
You don’t get to judge me because you were born in the master bedroom of Wayne Manor.
WAYNE
Actually, I was born in the Regency Room.
SELINA
I started off doing what I had to. Once you’ve done what you had to they’ll never let you do what you want to.
WAYNE
Start fresh.
SELINA
There’s no fresh start in today’s world. Any twelve-year-old with a cell phone could find out what you did. Everything we do is collated and quantified. Everything sticks. We are the sum of our mistakes.
WAYNE
Or our achievements.
SELINA
The mistakes stick better. Trust me.
WAYNE
You think that justifies stealing?
SELINA
I take what I need to from those who have more than enough. I don’t stand on the shoulders of people with less.
WAYNE
Robin Hood?
SELINA
I’d do more to help someone than most of the people in this room. Than you.
WAYNE
Maybe you’re assuming too much.
SELINA
Or maybe you’re being unrealistic about what’s really in your pants other than your wallet.
WAYNE
Ouch.
SELINA
You think all this can last?
Wayne glances around at the sumptuous party.
SELINA
There’s a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits you’re all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large and leave so little to the rest of us.
WAYNE
Sounds like you’re looking forward to it.
SELINA
I’m adaptable.
WAYNE
These pearls do look better on you then they did in my safe...
Wayne rolls her into his shoulder - reaches up to the back
of her neck, unclasps the necklace.
But I still can’t let you keep
them.
The pearls slide off her neck into his other hand. Selina
looks at him. Angry. Then kisses him, hard, and disappears
into the crowd. Wayne’s cane reappears.
RICH TWIT
(annoyed)
You scared her off.
WAYNE
Not likely.