"THE CABIN IN THE WOODS" (2012)

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  • INT 61
  • EXT 28
  • INT/EXT 1
  • UNKNOWN 14
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  • DAY 4
  • NIGHT 10
  • DAWN 1
  • CONT 49
  • UNKNOWN 40
1

OPEN

~h•Cabin ID TheWood•

by

JosaWhedon

and

Drew Goddard

3

INT. BREAKROOM- MORNING

Steve HADLBYand RichardSITTERSONareworkadaywhite collar joesgettingcoffee andvendingsnacks asthey chat. Hadleyis blandlyhandsome,Sittersonborderingon nerdy, butthey havea sweetrapport.

HADLEY
It'shormonal. I mean,I don'tusually fallbackon, you know,nit'swomen's issues"...
SITTERSON
But child-proofedhow? Gatesand stuff?
HADLEY
No no, dude-- shebought gates,they're stacked upin the hall-- shedid the drawers! We're noteven surethis fertilitything iagonna workand she's screwed inthese littlejobbieswhereyou can't openthe drawers.

SI!l'TBUO.N At all?

HADLEY
They open,like,,.aninah,thenyou. go-acra dig yo~ fingersin and --it's a nightmare!
SITTERSON
Well, Iguess sooneror later--
HADLEY
Later! She didthe uppercabinets --kid won'tbe able toreach those'til he's thirtyl Assuming,you know:kid.

Hoistingfilesand, inSitteraon'scase, asmall white cooler-- thekind thatmight carryorgans-- they exit into:

4

INT.HALL -CONTINUOUS

It'san anonymousconcretemaze. A few otherworkers pass by as themen talk.

SITTERSON
It'sa talisman. It's anoffering.
HADLEY
Don'teven --you havewomen's issues.
SITTERSON
Please. You ofallpeople
HADLEY
Meof no people! It'sa jinx. Guaranteeswewon'tget pregnantand it takesme twentyminutesto geta fucking beer.

Wendy LIN,a nervouswoman ina labcoat,joinsthem.

LIN
Stockholmwentsouth.
SITTERSON
Seriously? I thoughttheywere looking good.
HADLEY
What cracked?
LIN
I haven'tseen thefootage;word's just going around.
HADLEY
That aoenario'aneverbeenat4i>le.'!iou

u -.·...·;··.··.·.\.·.· can't trust.• • whatdo youa.allpeople \.-i~

from Stockholm?

SITTERSON
Stockholders?

Hadleypointsat him, 'ohno youdidn't'making a big

HADLEY
Baaah1
LIN
Thatmeans there'sjustJapan. Japanand us.
HADLEY
Not thefirsttime it'scome down to that.
SITTERSON
Japanhas a perfectrecord.
HADLEY
And we'renumbertwo sowe tryharder.
LIN
It'scuttingit close.

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Theyturn a cornerand finda row ofgolf cartsat the endof a long,featurelesshall. Theboys hopin.

HADLEY
That'swhy it's inthe handsof professionals.
SITTERSON
They hiredprofessionals?What happens to us?
LIN
You guysbetternot be messingaroundin there.
SITTERSON
Doesthis meanyou're notin the betting poolthis year? Big money •••
LIN
I'm justsayingit's a keyscenario.
HADLEY
I knowwhat you'A s~ing. '98 wasthe ( chemdepartment'sfault. And wheredQ youwerk again? Wait,it's comingbao~ tome•••

He peeleout, Sittersontryingnot to spillhis coffee. We staywith them•••

HADLEY(CONT'D)
Gonnabe a longweekendif everybody's thatpuckeredup. Hey,you wantto come overMonday night? I'mgonna pickup a couplepowerdrills andliberatemy cabinets --

Very suddenlythereis a horriblyloudmusical stingand a smashcut to titles:

TU CABIMIB TD WOODS

5

EXT. COLLEGETOWN- DAY

The horriblesoundgives way tojauntyrock. We seea streetwith a good,boho studentvibe,not unsanFranciscolike.Ara inon a nicethree story townhouseand intothe secondstorywindow of:

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INT.DANA'S BEDROOM- CONTINUOUS

DANAPOLR, a thoughtful,attractivecollegesophomore. Her roomis likeherr restrainedandwell ordered,but withfunky touchesof colorand whimsy. A fewsketches andwatercolorsof her owndot thewalls aswell.

Danais in shirtand undies,packingfor atrip and boppingsoftlyto the music,whichnow comesfrom her littlestereo. She doesthat singing-alongthingwhere youstart to singtoo soon,lookssheepisheven though she'salone.

Shetakes a coupleof politicalsciencetextbooks,drops themin her suitcase.Crosses tograb someart supplies, includingabattered sketchbook.She pauses,flipping throughher sketches--which aren'tbad --til shegets toa portraitof a handsomethirtysomethingman with longishhairand glasses.

CLOSB ONDanastaring sadlyat thepicturewhen Julie uJULEswLoudencomes intoframenext to her. Julesis bubbly,sexyand as often minutesago, blonde.

JULES
Whata pieceof a.hit.
DANA
(notlooking up)
Iwas in a hurry.
JULES
Youknow whatI mean. Why haven'tyou stuckthat asshole'spictureonthe dart boardyet?
DANA
It'snot thatsimp --oh my God your hairl
JULES
Veryfabulous,no?
DANA
Ican't believeyou didit!
JULES
But very fabulous,right-- hurryup with the very fabulous,I'mgettinginsecure about it now.

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s.

DANA
Oh God, no,it's awesomel It looks really natural,andit's greatwith your skin. I justdidn'tthink youwere gonna --
JULBS
Impulse. I woke upthis morningand thought u1want tohave more fun. Whois it that hasmore fun?-
DANA
Curt's gonnaloseit.
JULES
He'll havemore funtoo. And sowill you --
(plucksthe pad fromDana)
whilewe areburning thispicture.
DANA
(grabbingback)
I'm notready to-- seriously,this isn't his fault.
JULES
What'snot his~anlt? Beingthirtyeight andmarried, fuckinghiestudent or breakingup withher by e-mail?
DANA
I knew whatIwas gettinginto.
JULES
Right:Dana Polk,Homewrecker. Please. You know whatyou'regettingintothis weekend?

Sheholds upDana's bikinifromher opendrawer.

JULES (CONT'D)
This. And ifHolden's ascute asCurt sayshe is, possiblygettingoutof it.
DANA
That'sthe lastthing --if you guys treatthis likea set-upI'm gonnahave nofun at all.
JULES
(crossingtothe suitcase)
I'mnot pushing. Butwe're packingthis. Whichmeanswe definitelywon'thave room for--

She pullsthe textbooks out.

DANA
Oh comeon, what ifI'm bored?
JULES
Theee'llhelp? ~sovietEconomic Structures"? "Aftermathofthe Cultural•••wNo! We have alake! Anda kegl We aregirlson theverge of going wild --Look at my hair,womanl
DANA
It i• great•••
CURT
Think fast!

CURTVaughan isJulee'sboyfriendand yes,that's a lettermanjackethe'swearing andyes, that'sa football he'sthrowingright atthe girls.

REVERSEon themyeepingand flinchingasthe ball goes rightbetweenthem andout tll•window.

CUR~ (CONT'D) Well,faeter thanthat.••

JULES
Curtl

Danamovesto look outthe window,is intime tosee:

ANGLE: DOWNON THE STREET

Curt's friendHOLDENMcCrea rusheeintothe streetand catches theball, aslowing carbumpinghis leg. It's an impressivecatch.

HOLDEN
Yes!
(tothe driver)
Sorry. Sorry. Move along.

ANGLEON: the two girlsat thewindow,Curt behindJules, all lookingout.

CURT
Niiice!
DANA
Is that Holden?

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CURT
(calling)
Come onupl
(tothe girla)
Transferredfrom State. Besthands on the team. He's a sweetguy.
JULES
(toDana,archly)
And he'sgood withhia hands•••
CURT
That'snothing. Watch this:

He grabaJulee'sboobs frombehind.

CURT(CONT'D)
Oh my godl Bothat once! I'm like some kind ofOlympianGod!
JULES
(wrigglingfree)
Olympianwad...

CUR'l' (to Dana.shyly) I'm sortof seeingthisgir1, but,uh, you'reway blonderthaneh• is, andI was thinkingwe could•••whatis this?

He priesthebooks fromJulee.

CURT(CONT'D)
Whatare these? What areyou doingwith these?
DANA
Okay,I get it,I'll
CURT
(toJulee, ignoringDana)
Wheredid youget these? Who taughtyou aboutth•••?
JULES
(alaPSA:)
I learneditfrom you,okay?

In mock weep,she fleesthe room. Curtholds thefirst book up toDana.

CURT (
Seriously?ProfessorBennettcovers this

·'...)?..:.'»-·..'k whole bookin his lectures. ,', (MORE)

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CURT (CONT'D)
Read theGurovsky;it's way more interestingand Bennettdoesn'tknow it by heartso he'llthink you're insightful. And youhaveno pants.

Hetosses thebooks backon the bed,callingout to:

CURT(CONT'D)
Holden! Crazy madskillsof catching!

Dana,panicked,hoistsher jeanson, headingout after Curtinto:

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INT.LIVING ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Juleeis openingthe doorfor Holden,andhe's even betterlookingup close. Less ofa wildman than Curt.

HOLDEN
You laidit inmy hands,I did buthold themout.

Hetosses itback to Curtam:1grabshisweekend duffle bag,entering~

JULES
Hey,I'm Jules.
HOLDEN
Hi. Man, Curtdid notexaggerate.
JULES
(pleased)
That'sa first•.•
CURT
Dude,this isDana.
DANA
Hey.
HOLDEN
(shakesherhand)
Holden. Reallyniceto meet youand thankyou guysfor lettingme crashyour weekend. I'lljustput a disclaimerup front: youdon't haveto explainany of yourin-jokes. I'llprobablybe drunk andthinkthey're funnyanyway. ShouldI have leftout the partaboutbeing drunk?
CURT
With hindsight,yeah.

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HOLDEN
Damn. Can I helpanybodycarry anything?
8

EXT.STREET OUTSID&-A BIT LATER

Holdenie dumpingJulee'slast suitcase(shehas overpacked)intothe RAMBLER,thetrailerCurt owns,with thedirt-bikeattachedto the rear. Dana'sinside,takes itfrom him (politesmilebetweenthem) ashe turnsback toJulee anda bag-ladenCurt.

HOLDEN
Thatpretty muchit?
CURT
Fuckin'betterbel Julee,it's a weekend,not anevacuation.
JULES
Trustme whenI say thereis nothingin thosecaeeeyou won't beglad Ibrought.
CURT (
I'mahuttin'right up.

'·,,~ / .}• DANA ',,...•,'4/f'../:]

(lookingoff) Oh my god •••

ANGLE: A CAR hae justfinishedparking. Martin "MARTY" Mikalskiis gettingout of thedriver'sseat while aaoking ahuge bong. It's difficulttomaneuver,but definitelynot hisfirst time.

His friendsinetantlylook aroundfor,oh, say,police•••

JULES
Marty •••
CURT
Fuckie wrongwith you,bro?
MARTY
People inthie towndrive ina very counterintuitivemanner,andthat's what I have tosay.
CURT
Do you wantto spendthe weekendin jail? 'causewe'dall liketo checkout my cousin'scountry home andnotget boned in the assby a hugeskinhead.
JULES
Marty,honey, that'snot.·okay.
MARTY
Statisticalfact: copswill neverpull overa man witha hugebong in hiscar. Why? They fearthis man. They know he seesfarther thanthey andhe willbind themwith ancientlogics.
(staringat Julee'shair)
Have yougonegrey?
CURT
You'renot bringingthatthing inthe rambler.
MARTY
A giantbong,in yourfather'svan?

He pours thewaterout. Removesthe bowl,sticksit in a little holderinsidethe tubeand telescopestheentire thing down,pulls alid off thebottomand popsit on the top, makingit lookexactly likea canof Fresca.

MAR1'Y(CONT'D)
Whatare you,stoned?

As Bolde~raises hieeyebrowsand Ju.Leerollsheceyes

Marty hopein, callingout:

MARTY (CONT'D)
(frominsidevan)
Dana! You fetchingminx1 Do youhave anyfood?
9

INT./EXT.VAN -A BIT I.ATER

The keyis turned,the gassteppedon. Curt looksinthe rear viewat hispeeps.

CURT
Everybodyready?

Generalassent.

CURT (CONT'D)
Then let'sget thisshow onthe roadl

ANGLE: FROMUP HIGH we seethe ramblerrollingoffinto thedistance. The cameraarms upto watchit go, the sideof the buildinginframe.

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Itreaches theroof andpans overas we finda groupof sixmen in CleanRoom Suitsstandingsilently. Aftera beat,one speaksinto hisearpiece.

CLEANMAN
Nest isempty,we are righton time.

A beat,thenhe circleshis fingerin theair, scrambling themen to pickup casesand headfor thedoor to the stairwell.

CLEANMAN(CONT'D)
Go forclean-up. Go, go,go.
10

INT.CONTROLROOM - DAY

A thick metaldoor (notvault-sized,butimpressive) wheezes open,a militaryguardstandingbehind it. His name is AlexTRUMAN,and his exactmilitaryaffiliation is unclear. He is upright,exacting,andpretty new at all this.

TRUMAN
Identification,please.

'RBV-ERSBQDSittersonandHadleyas theypull offtheir

badqea aadswipe -hemover Truman'shandheldreader. He con'firme:

TRUMAN (CONT'D)
Mister Sitterson,MisterHadley,thank you. Pleasecome in.

The controlroom hastwo levels. On thelower levelare a coupleof tableswith built-inmonitorsand phones.

The upperlevel,behind, isa wonderlandof screens, switchesand dials,with tworolling chairsforSitterson and Hadleyto moveabout in. On the farwall,over the lower space,are threebig screens,alsooff. The place resemblesa moviemixing stage,or atiny Houston Control.

Hadleyand Sittersonmake theirway up,talkingwith Truman.

HADLEY
What's yourname?
TRUMAN
Alex Truman,sir•
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HADLEY
Well,this isn'tthe army,Truman,so you can dropthe "sir". ButSittersondoes liketo be called11ma'am".
SITTERSON
(slidingthe coolerundera counter)
Or "HoneyToes".
HADLEY
Hewill also answerto 1'HoneyToes".Are youclear onwhat's gonnabe happening here?
TRUMAN
I'vebeen preppedextensively.
HADLEY
And didtheytell youthat beingprepped isnot the sameas beingprepared?
TRUMAN
Theytold me. i'll holdmy post,Mister Hadley. I'lls~e itthrough.
HADLEY
Notmuah elseyou gottado. Standwatoh, checkI.D.'s,shouldn'tbe a lotmore thanthat. And you haveto getus coffee.
TRUMAN
Theyalsotold me youwould tryand make me get youcoffee.
HADLEY
Balla.
(quieter,indicating Sitterson)
Can you makehia getus coffee? With your gun?
TRUMAN
And thatyou wouldtry to makeme do that.
SITTERSON
(fromoffcamera)
It wasn'tfunny lasttime,either!

Hadleyis shrugging,hittinga bankof switcheson the wallthat audiblypowersup the controlroom. He crosses to hischair andstarts flippingswitchesthereaswell.

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Sittersonis alreadyenteringdatainto a computer, lockingand testingknobsand levers.

Sittersonrollsto anotherbank ofcontrols,flips the coveroff a row ofbuttons.

SITTERSON(CONT'D)
Let'slight thiscandle,boys. Up isgo on yourcommand.

Thescreens allcome towhite, blanklife,their light brighteningthedim room.

13

EXT. RAMBLER- DAY

Ittrucks alongan oldroad, nothingbutbrush visible.

14

INT. RAMBLER- CONTINUOUS

The gang isin mid-ride,clearlya couplehours in. Curt is still driving. Jules,ridingshotgun,is checking both a map andthe GPS. Martysits at thelittletable, cautiou.e.lyrollinganelegant,filtered.rowofjoints. Dana aitawith him,Bolden inthe batbrootftwiththedoo• open, wherewe can seethey'vestaimeda keg. He's filling threecupa.

JULES
Ihope thisis the rightroad, 'cause rightnow itlooks likethe onlyroad.
CURT
What aboutthat thingwe crossedback there?
JULES
Doesn't evenshow onthe GPS. It's unworthy ofglobal positioning.
DANA
It must feelhorrible.••
MARTY
That's thewhole point. Getoff the grid. No cellphonereception,no markers,no trafficcameras...go somewherefor one goddamn weekendwhere they can'tgloballypositionmy ass. This isthe whole issue.

,.,

JULES
(heardthis before)
Is societycrumbling,Marty?
MARTY
Societyis binding. It'sfillingin the crackswith concrete.No cracksto slip through. Everythingisrecorded,filed, blogged,chipsin ourkids sothey don't getlost --society need•to crumble. We'reall toochickenshitto letit.
JULES
I'vemissedyour rants.

He grinsat her, holdsup a gorgeousjoint.

MARTY
You willcome toseethingsmy way.
JULES
Ican't wait. Is thatthe secretstash?
MARTY
The aecret••ant staeh. Ihaven't told

( my other etashaboutit beoauseit would

become jealous.

DAN1\ (pointingahead) A sign. Up there.

JULES
(turnsback)
Yes. And •••okay,left. Bearleft.
CURT
You sure?
JULES
Not evena littlebit.

Holdenbrings upbeers forCurt, JulesandDana, who smilesat him shyly.

HOLDEN
What isthis placeexactly?
CURT
Countryhome my cousinbought. He's crazy forreal estate,foundthisplace in themiddle ofnowhere,it's likecivil war era,seriously.

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JULES
There'sa lake,and woodseverywhere••• we sawsome beautifulpictures.
(to Dana)
You willbe doingsome seriousdrawing. No portraitsofpedophiles•••

Danagives hera 'shutup' look.

HOLDEN
{settlingby Dana) You'rean artmajor?
DANA
Artand politicalscience.
HOLDEN
Ooh,triple threat.
DANA
{aftera smallbeat) That'sonlytwo things.
BOLDEN
Yee,a dout,le•••threattAataou.ndaweird .C..,..) --let's justsay I findyou threatening.

CU!tl' Ithought youwere droppin9art.

JULES
Uh,no, nevermind •••

Jules swatscurt,gives him alook.

DANA
I'mswitchinga fewcourses.
HOLDEN
Howcome?
CURT
Forno reason! Forvery goodreasons thatdon'texist. Hey look,trees1
MARTY
We have patterns. Societially.The beautimousDana fellinto oneof the oldest patternsandwe are hereto burn it away andpour ashinto thegrooves it has etchedin herbrain. Coverthe tracks andset herfeet on new ground.

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(toDana) Is itokay ifI didn'tfollow that?

DANA
I'dtake it asa favor.
CURT
Gaal

They all lookahead.

CURT(CONT'D)
Gas. And maybesomeonewho knowswhere we actuallyare.

EXT/INT.GAS STATION

It is asdecrepitand abandonedlookingas itcan be. An

old pump squatsinfront ofa monumentto rust,windows cloudedwith grime.

ANQJ..B:FROM INSIDEthroughthewindowswe seethe ramblerpull up~ The insideof thisplace do88ll'tlook any moreinvi-tingthanthe011taide.once upona time thin~ were fixedand good8were 8Q.ldinhere,but notof late-

The kidspile out,stretching,lookingabout. Curt and Martyexamine thepump.

CURT
I'm thinkingthisthing doesn'ttake credit cards.
MARTY
I don'tthink itknows aboutaoney. I think it'sbartergas.

Curtmoves a paceto seeif anyoneis around.

ANGLE: HOLDENis inside,moving slowlytowardtheback. We hearCurt'soffecreen:

CURT
Hello?

Butno reply. Holden keepswalking,tracinghis finger alongthe countertop.

CLOSE ON: HISFINGER trailingaline ofclear glassinto thegrime.

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ANGLE:THE GIRLS

Aremaking theirway nimblyaroundback.

JULES
BecauseI hategoing in theRambler!
DANA
You thinkthetoilet here'sgonnabe better?
JULES
I don'tlike topee when allmy friends aretwo feet awayfromme. I'm quirky. At leastthishas gottabe HOAHl

They stop, staringinhorror.

REVERSE ON: THE BATHROOM. It'sjust ashorrible aait could be. The dooroff, the room tiny--the walls stained withwhat mightbe actualslime. The toiletis lidless, brokenandfilled withbrownishsludge.

A weird littlegurglecomes fromit. C,;.) Dana moveaforward,brow fttrrowed.She1eana inand looks down.

In the toilet,a scorpionstruggles,drowninginthe fetid muck.

ANGLE: HOLDENis headingbackoutside. We're behindhim,

and throughthe opendoorwaywe can seecurt andMarty trying tofigure outhow towork the pump.

HOLDEN
Idon't thinkthere'sgonna beany

The ATTENDANTfillsthe doorway,havingcome aroundfrom the outside. He speaksaa heappears,over thesurge of music andHolden'sshocked jump--

ATTENDANT
You come inhere uninvited?
HOLDEN
(overthis)
Fuckl

The attendantisold, weathered,andcreepy ashell. One eyeballis hideouslyred,tobacco chawspillsover his stainedlips, andhe carriesa permanentscowlof disgust.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
Dude ••••
ATTENDANT
Signsays closed.

curtis makinghis wayover tohim, Martyjudiciously hangingback.

CURT
We werelookingto buysome gas? Does thispump work?
ATTENDANT
Worksif youknow how towork it•••

But he doesn'tmove tohelp. The girlscome around,no more anxiousto getclose oncethey'veseen himthan Marty waa.

HOLDEN
Wealso wantedto getdirections•••
CURT'
Y~, we'relookingfor•••
(toJules)
••,.whatiJsit?
JULES
(comingforward)
TillermanRoad? Do youknow ifit'sthis way?

The attendantlooksat her,the nameregistering. She

kind ofwrigglesunder hisgaze.

ATTENDANT
(mutters)
What a waste.

He startsamblingtoward thepump,pulling outa ringof keys andunlockinga latch.

ATTENDANT(CONT'D)
TillermanRoad takesyou upinto the hills. Dead endsat the oldBuckner place.
CURT
(to Jules)
Is thatthe nameof
JULES
Therewasn't aname ...

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Theattendant sticksthenozzle inthe rambler'sgas tank. The numberson thepump startgoing upmanually (likethey usedto backwhen), butcreak toa stop almost immediately.

CURT
(to theattendant)
My cousinboughta houseup there,you go througha mountaintunnel,there's a lake,would thatbe •••
ATTENDANT
Bucknerplace. Always someonelookingto sellthat plot.
(bad,bad smile)
Alwayssome foollookingto buy.
JULES
You knew theoriginalowners?
ATTENDANT
Notthe first. But I'veseen plentycome andgo. Beenhere sincethe war.
( JULES Whichwar?
ATTENDANT
(flaringup)
Youknow damn wellwhichwarl

She takesa step back,freaked. Danatakes her arm.

MARTY
Wouldthat havebeenwith the blue,and somein grey? Brother,perhapsfighting againstbrotherin thatwar?
ATTENDANT
Yousassin'me, boy?
MARTY
Youwere rudeto my friend.

The attendantstopsfor a second,notexpectingthis guy to have come backathim. Glances atJules, mutters:

ATTENDANT
Thatwhore?

Curt isabout toclock him butHoldenputs a handto Curt'schest, stepsforward.

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HOLDEN
I thinkwe'vegot enoughgas.
ATTENDANT
Enoughto getyou there. Gettin'back's yourown concern.

He pulls outthe nozzleas thegang movesback in,Curt contemptuouslythrowinga twentyat theguy's feet.

MARTY
Good luckwithyour business. Iknow the railroad'scomin'throughhereany day now,gonna bebig. Streetspavedwith ••• actualstreet.
(tohimself)
Fucker.

ANGLE: THERAMBLER'STIRE

Spins inthe sand andtakesthe heapright outof there,, cruisingdown the road.

The attendantwatches,spitschaw. Watches.

BX~. WOODS- DAY

A helicoptershot£loats overthe ramblerasit winds throughan endloe expanseof firs,finally consumedby them.

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EXT. MOUNTAINTUNNEL- AFTERNOON

The Ramblercomesup the sideof asteep drop-off. We see Julesin thepassengerseat smiling.••

JULES
Guys, takea look •..

And we panwiththe vehicleas itenters themountain tunnel,slowingdown a bit-- it'sa tight fit. The cameramoves upthe mountainside,lookingdown toseethe ramblercome outthe otherend.

A birdcomes frombehindcamera, flyingdirectlyabove the tunnel. Abouthalfwayacrossit hits aninvisible barrierand fallsin a showerof sparksasfor onemoment an electricalgridseemsto appearwhere itstruck, beforesparkingaway intonothing.

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EXT.CABIN/INT.VAN -AFTERNOON

There'sno audiobut musicas thekids allcrowd the frontof thevan to lookat theirvacationspot. The lakeappearsup ahead,sun ripplingover thewater,and theylook andpoint, talkinga bit.

Finallythe cameraracesthroughthe forestand findsthe cabin. It equateuninvitingly,afairly ramshackle-- thoughnot overlyrustic-- singlestory structure. Windowson eithersideof the door,not unlikeclosed eyes.

Thevan pullsup andthe kids come out,moreslowlythan theydid atthe gas station,takingit in. Dana'sa littleentranced,Holdencurious,Curt pumped,Jules mildly excited,Martywary.

JULES
Oh my god,it'sbeautiful!
(toCurt, sottovoce)
One spiderandI'm sleepingin the Rambler. Imean it. Uno epider-o.

MARn' (tohims•li) Thishouaa istalkinga hlue s~reak•••

As the boysstart unloadingthekeg, Danaapproachesthe front door •••s.JA,wlyturnstheknob •••

17

INT. LIVING ROOM-CONTINUOUS

She entersthe livingroom. It's also,if youturn to the right,the kitchen;thestove is aclassicold wood- burningKalamazooWonder, thesink clearlyretro-fitted. The decoris sparseand antlery. A wolf'sheadis

mountedon one wall.

A hall goesown themiddle,with twobedrooms oneither

side. Danamakesher way aroundtheroom as therest of

the gangpours in.

CURT
Oh, this isawesome!
JULES
It is kindacool. You gonnakill us a raccoon toeat?
CURT
(nodding)
I will ueeits ekinto makea cap.

·:~ ,Jll

I(), 22. \,d -,,

Julesruns downto thehall, tolook in therooms, grabbinga doorknob--

JULES
Dibson whicheverroom ie-- OW!

Shepulls herfingerback -- it'scut, slightlyonthe tip,a littleblood wellingup.

JULES (CONT'D)
Curt,your cousin'shouseattackedme.
CURT
I smelllawsuit•••
HOLDEN
When wasyourlast tetanusshot?
JULES
Thanks,that'svery comforting.
CURT
Julesis pre-med. Sheknows there'sno comingbackfrom thia.
(strokingherhair)
I'llmissyou, bab3. I'll misayour shinynew hair.

Dana looksover atMarty, whostands·inthe doorway, looking aroundwarily.

DANA
Marty? Areyou planningon comingin?

He looksaround, notreadyto make hismove.

18

INT. HOLDEN'S ROOM-AFTERNOON

Holdenthrows hisbag on hisbed, whichsqueaks appallingly. Be lookearoundthe decrepit--but not entirelyun-homey-- room,focusseson a pictureopposite

the bed.

ANGLE: THE PICTUREis like19th centuryprint,but it's of a huntingpartywith machetesanddogs tearinga lamb to piecesand, uponcloseexamination,ie repulsive.

HOLDEN
Yeah, Idon't thinkso.

(

He takesthe pictureoffthe wall,camera followshimas he leansit onthe floor,comes backup to findDana staringat him blanklythrougha holein thewall. Once again,he jumps.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
Wow. I'veheardabout thewalls being thin,but --

Shebarea herteeth athim. He stops,not gettingwhat's goingon at all,then asshe startspickingbetweenthem, hegets it. Moves forwardand putshis handto theone- wayairror betweenth-.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
No way •••

He watchesherfor abit, firstamused, thena little hypnotised.She reallyis kindof beautiful. Shemusses her hair a little,givesup, grinningather own vanity. Moves to herbed andstarts unbuttoninghershirt.

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
Oh shit,ahno, e.,hh••• (

Be bob'sbackand forthbetweenthia goldenopportunity and comme~human (yawn)decency. Movesaway fromthe hole, outof frame. Moves back.

Finally bangson thewall, duckinghishead justas she's about totake it off

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
(callsthrough)
Holdupt
19

INT. HOLDEN'SROOM/BALL/DANA'SROOM-MOMENTS LATER

The gangis all inthere, checkingit out.

JULES
You havegotto be kiddingme.
DANA
That's justcreepy.
MARTY
It was pioneerdays;people hadto make their owninterrogationrooms. Out of cornmeal.
HOLDEN
(touchesthe edge)
This fromthe •••seventies,judgingby the weathering.Who didyour cousinbuy this placefrom?
CURT
We shouldcheckthe restof the rooms. Make surethis isthe onlyone.
(to Jules)
You know Martywantstowatch uspounding away.
MARTY
(wincing)
I didn'tevenlike hearingthat.
JULES
(asthey exit)
Don'tbe an ape,curt.

He makes apenoisesoff screen. Dana isstill staringat the glass.

HOLDEN
Howabout weswitch?
(sheturne tohim)
Notthat I'd•••I meanI'll putthe picturebackbut youmight ~eelbetter if we switchedrooms•
DANA
Ireally would.

He grabshis bag andthey headout asshe says:

DANA (CONT'D)
Thanksfor•••being decent.
HOLDEN
LeastI coulddo, sinceCurt andJules havesold youto me formarriage.

She makescringe face.

DANA
They'renotsubtle.
HOLDEN
I'mjust hereto relax. And socan you.
DANA
Yeah, I'mnot lookingfor•••But I'm still gratefulthatyou're nota creep.

(

HOLDEN
Hey,let's not jumpto anyconclusions there. I hadkind of aninternaldebate aboutshowingyou the mirror. Shouting on bothaides,blood wasspilled•••

Inher (nowhie) room,he dumpshie stuffand she grabs here.

DANA
So you'rebleedinginternally.
HOLDEN
Prettybad.
DANA
Well,Jules isthe doctor-in-training. You shouldprobablytalkto her.
BOLDEN
Yeah.

Dana exits,clearlyfrustratedwith herlame exitline. She entersher new roomand#droppingher luggage,moves to put thepictureback. She'astoppedby the sightof. Holden, alsGlookinga littlafruatrated. A moment,and

he pul.lahi•shirtover hishead. Re'ain prettygood shape. He pulls hisbathingsuit outof his bag,etarta unbuttoninghie pants

DANA
Uhhh •••ah! God!

Sheepishly,she grabsthe pictureandreplacesit. Takes a momentto look atthe slaughteredlambscene•••

DANA(CONT'D)
Yeah, I don'tthinkso.

We cutto a highand wideof her placinga littleblanket overthe picture,and suddenlythe frameis thatof a monitor,as we pullback tosee:

20

INT. CONTROLROOM

••. we'rewatchingDanaona MONITOR. And aswe continue

to PULL OUT, we seeMOREMONITORS. ON THE SCREENS:we see asurveillanceview ofHolden inhi• room •••

••• andMartyinhi• room •••andJuleswithcurt••• In fact--

ALLTHE MONITORSon thecontrolbank arenow lit up,each showingdifferentviewsof thecabin andsurrounding area. Sittersonrollsinto frameon hisoffice chair, lookingthescreens over--

SITTERSON
Allright --places everyone we are live--

Hadleystaresat DANA'S MONITOR. Keysthemicrophonein frontof him--

HADLEY
Engineering,we'vegota room change. Polkis now inTwo, McCrea'sinFour. Storydepartment-- youcopy? We'll needa scenarioadjustment•••

VOICE (overspeaker) Haveit backto you infifteen•••

Sittersonglancesup as --

SI1"l'ERS0>5 Ms, Lin!

Wendy Linenterethe area,clip'.boacdunderhecamn. Sittersonwheels himselftowardsher.

LIN
We've gotbloodworkback on Louden.

ANGLE: ON A MONITORisJULES,goingthrough herstuff.

LIN(CONT'D)
Her levelsare good-- butwe're recommendinga fiftymilligramincrease of Rhohyptaseto increaselibido.
SITTERSON
(nods)
Sold.
LIN
Do we pipeit inor do youwanna do it orally?
SITTERSON
(closeshis eyes)
Ask me thatagainonly slower.

(

LIN
You're apig. Guesshow we'reslowing down hercognition.
(offhisnot asking)
The hairdye.
SITTERSON
(impressed)
The dumb blonde.That's artistic.
LIN
Works intothe bloodthroughthe scalp, very gradual. {to Hadley) The Chem Departmentkeepstheirendup.
HADLEY
{not lookingup) I'llsee it whenI believeit.

And ANOTHERVOICE ringsout overthe speakers

SECOND VOICE
Control?

HADLEY

;,;~..:

21

• GO AHEAD•

SECOND VOICB
I havethe Harbingeronline two•••

Hadley andSittersonshare a glance. Sittersonholdsup his hands --don't lookat me. Thie isall yours•••

HADLEY
Christ. Can youtakea message?
SECONDVOICE
Uh•••I don'tthink so. He's really pushy.
(beat)
Tobe honest,he's kindafreakingme out.
HADLEY
(looksto theother two.•.)
Yeaaaahh. Okay, puthim through

Hadleyhits a buttonon hiskeyboard --

HADLEY (CONT'D)
(intomic)
Mordecai! How's theweatherup top?
YET ANOTHERVOICE
The lambshavepassed throughthegate•..
22

EXT.GAS STATION

TheATTENDANT(who, itturns out,is namedMORDECAI) speaksintothe gas stationpayphone

OLD MAN
••• Theyarecome tothekillingfloor.
23

INT. CONTROLROOM

Hadley nods,movesto hang up

HADLEY
Yeah,you didgreatout there. By the numbers;startedusoff right. We'll talkto youlater, oka--
ATTENDANT(O.S.)
Theirblindeyu s-.enothingorthe hor.rorstocome. Theirear.aa.restopped; tb•Yare God's~OJ:Jl.a.·
HADLEY
(hangshishead)
Well, that'show itworks.
ATTENDANT(O.S.)
Cleanse them. Cleansethe worldor their ignoranceand sin. Bathe themin the crimllonor--
(pause)
Am I on speakerphone?
HADLEY
No, no ofcoursenot.
ATTENDANT(0. S.)
Yes I am. I canhear the echo. Takeme off. Now.

Sittersonstartslaughing. He clampshis handsdown over hismouth to keepquiet. Lin keepsmostlycool•.•

HADLEY
Okay, sorry.
ATTENDANT(O.S.)
I'm notkidding. It's rude. I don't know who'sin theroom.

(

HADLEY
Fine. There --you're offspeakerphone.
OLDMAN (O.S.)
(not offspeakerphone)
Thankyou.

Sitterson'snearlyoryingnow --

OLDMAN (CONT'D)
Don't takethislightly,boy. Itwasn't all byyour 'numbers';theReveller nearlyderailedthe invocationwithhis insolence. Yourfuturesare murky;you'd do wellto heedmy--
(beat)
I'm stillon speakerphone,aren'tI?

Thatdoes it. Everyoneloses it-- evenTruman is grinning.As the roomeruptswith laughter

HADLEY
No. You're not. I promise.
(_ OLD MAN Ye#I amJ (furious)' Whcis 1:bat?If.lo'•la11gl1J.og?

Sittersonpounds hishead onthe console,he's laughing so hard. Off which--

24

EXT. DOCK- DAY

Footstepsring out asDana andHoldenrace down the wooden dock. They'reboth intheir swimsuits,runningat top speed. As theyreach theend, theydive intothe lake --

DANA
(asshe emergesfromthe water)
OH! Cold! That'swhat cold feelslike--
HOLDEN
Fight throughthe pain. It'sworth it. I'm nearlyconvincedit's worthit.

Reverseon Curt,Jules, andMarty (allalso inswimwear exceptMarty, whoat leasthas barefeet androlled-up pants)as they casuallywalkdown thedock --

I ~ I I I I 30. \ i :)

25

JULES
(to Danaand Holden)
Doesit seem fresh? Lottafunkydiseases sittingin stagnantlakewater.
DANA
What? Thiawater?
(takesa gulpof the lake water)
Thiswater'sdelioioua.
HOLDEN
Oh my god,she'sright--
(cupsit intohis mouth)
Ittastes like•••vitamins. And hope.
DANA
C'monJules-- life isrisk.
JULES
Yeah,I mightjust risklyingout in the sunfor awhile.

C'lll'tstepstotheedgeof thedock,.facefallingas he looks intotba water--

(,)~.'.'I',t, CURi'

26

·{T WHAT IS THAT?

DANA
What?
CURT
In the lake. I swearto godI •••
DANA
Yeah, right•••
CURT
(scared)
No, seriously. Rightthere. Don'tyou see it? There. It looks justlike--

He putshie handon Julesback --

CURT(CONT'D)
My girlfriend.

And withthat,he shovesJules straightintothe lake. Splash!

JULES
(as shesurfaces)
Ohl Oh my god!I'm gonnakill you!

(

Curt pointsat anotherpart ofthe lake--

CURT
Look-- there'ssomethingel•• inthe lake--

He jumpsout rightwhere hewas pointing-- SPLASH-- as he surfaces--

CURT (CONT'D)
It'sa gorgeousmanl
JULES
(swimmingoverto him)
You are .§.2dead--

He laughsas she triesto dunkhim

CURT
Don't killthe gorgeousman! They're endangered!

Dana laughs,looksup at Marty

(, DANA Marty --9'•tin.here

MARTY
Nah, man. I'm cool. Just seeingthe sighta•••

He sitsdown onthe edge ofthe dock,dangleshis feetin the water. Leansback. Highas theproverbialkite --

MARTY(CONT'D)
Just seeingthe sights.

And withthat,we CUT WIDE ON THELAKE. On thehorizon, the sunis juststaring toset. WeHOLDON THIS TABLEAU as thekids splashand laughand frolicin thelake.

For amoment, allis rightwith theworld.

27

INT.CONTROL ROOM

WBUMPl A largewad of CASH slam8downontothe console. Widento revealSitterson-- for somereasonhe's holding largewads ofcash. A8he stepsup onto theconsole

SITTERSON
Last chancetopost! C'monpeople,dig deep. Bettingwindows areabout to cloee1

ic·.I 32. 'yI' I.. ,~. l ;.;

Theroom iabustlingwith activity. Severalpeopleare clusteredaroundHadley,thrustingpapersand cashin his face,everybodytalkingover eachother--

HADLEY
(toSitterson)
Who'sstill out?

Sittersonlooksat hieclipboard

SITTERSON
I gotEngineering,I gotR&D, Igot Electrical
HADLEY
Didyou seewho theypicked? They're practically9ivin9theirmoneyaway.
SITTERSON
Yeah,you'reone to talk,Aquarnan.

A TECHNICIANin a labcoathandsher formto Sitterson.

As he looksat it--

SIT'l'ERSOB(CONT'D) I'mnot evensure weha,,eoneof these•••

TECHNICIAN
Zoologyswearswe do.
SITTERSON
(shrugs,takeshermoney)
Well, they'dknow.

Acrossthe room,A YOUNG GUYwho looksa lotlike an

INTERN handshisform to Hadley

HADLEY
(re:form)
No no --they've alreadybeenpicked.
INTERN
(angry)
What? Whotook 'em?
HADLEY
Maintenance.
INTERN
Maintenance! Theypick thesame thing every year.

( '·

(

HADLEY
What doyou wantfrom me? If theywere creative,theywouldn't bein Maintenance. Ifyou win,you're gonna haveto split it. You wannaswitch?
INTERN
(thinks,then)
Nah. Leave it. I got afeeling onthis one.

Lin is off tothe side,where Trumanstandsat attention, stoically watchingtheproceedings.

LIN
Notbetting?
TRUMAN
Notfor me,thanks.
LIN
Seemsa littleharsh,doesn't it. It's justpeopleletting offsteam.
(looksat Badleyand ( Sitters<:>n)
Thisjob isn'teeq~ howeverthoseclowns maybehaYe.

TRtJMAN Does'theDirector•••dothey know about itdownstairs?

HADLEY
( joiningthem)
TheDirectordoesn'tconcern himselfwith stufflikethis. Longas everythinggoes smoothlyupatair•andthe kidsdo •••what they'retold•••
TRUMAN
But then it'sfized.
(offtheirlooks)
How can youwager onthis whenyou control theoutcome?

Hadleyglances upat the monitors. ON THE SCREENS--we see Dana,Holden,Jules, Curt,and Martycrossingthrough the cabin,headingtowardsthe livingroom.

HADLEY
No no. We just get'em to thecellar, Truman. They takeit from there.

M_,~,__,. '<'~"tf..."t. '.~Ji-~

SITTERSON
Theyhave toma~e the choiceoftheir own freewill. Otherwise,systemdoesn't work. Like theharbinger: creepyold fuckpracticallywearsa sign sayinguyou WILL DIE",why wouldwe puthimthere? Thesystem. They haveto choo••to ignorehim. They haveto choosewhat happensin thecellar. Yeah, we rigthe gameas muchas we haveto but inthe end,if theydon't transgress•••

Hadley countsthe money--

HADLEY
••• theycan'tbepunished. Lastchance, ·Truman. Window'sclosing.
TRUMAN
I'mfine.
HADLEY
(yellsto thecrowd)
All right! That's it,gang. The board isl.oaked.

Re handsthe restof the mo·neytoSitterson,whoslamsit on thepile withthe rest ofthe cash.

SITTERSON
(lookingatscreens)
Let's getthis partystarted!
28

INT. CABIN -LIVING ROOM-NIGHT

Curt pumpsthe keg,spraysbeer intoa plasticcup as Julesputs on a song--

CURT
Let's getthis partystarted!

He handsthe beerto Jules,who dancesthroughframein ti.metothe musicpumpingout of thestereo.

HOLDEN
Oh, I'veplayed before-- Idon't really get thethird part.
DANA
Well that'sourown thing.
JULES
It takesit to awhole newlevel.

(

·-t;,~ ·:~~- ,;j

HOLDEN
Okay,whose turn.••Marty. Truth orDare or •••Lecture.
MARTY
I couldgo fora lecture.
HOLDEN
(thepressure'son)
Perfect. Lecture.
MARTY
Wait,hang on--

He a grabsa joint, lightait, andtakesa massivehit. But he doesn'texhale. He justlooks atHolden --all right, bringit on •.•

HOLDEN
(lecturemode)
MartyMikalski,you are •..squandering yourpotential.

Marty nods-- true.

HOLDBH (CONT'D)
You've•••anesthetizedyourselftQ'Che outsideworld;you'rehidiag ina womb made of reefer. It'stime you ugave birth"to thereal Marty.
(tothe othera,into it)
Ithink he'llfind there'amoreto life thangettinghigh.

Marty exhalesa hugecloud ofsmoke asthe group applauds.

MARTY
(genuine)
Thank you foropeningmy eyesto whatever itwas youjust said.
(then)
Jules! Truthor Dareor Lecture.
JULES
Let's go darel
MARTY
All right. {thinks) I dare youto make outwith --
CURT
...pleasesay Dana,please sayDana ...

36 •

..,·~..

29

JJ

MARTY
--that mooseover there.

Everyone turns,looksto wherehe's pointing. MOUNTEDON THB WALL isthe large,snarlingWOLF'S HEAD. Forthe record, itcouldn't lookl••• likea moose.

DANA
Um,Marty •••haveyou•••n a moose before?
MARTY
Whateverthatmysteriousbeastis --
CURT HOLDEN
It's a wolf. Yeah, it'sa wolf.
MARTY (CONT'D)
I'mliving ina wombof reefer,leaveme alone.
(then)
Jules, I dareyou tomake outwith the wolf.

Jules nods,takesa drink,hops toher feet.

JULES

) No problem.

The groupcheers. As Julesmakes herway acrossthe cabin,she dropsher hipsa bit, addinga sultryswagger to herstep.

WOLF'S POV: We'relookingout at thecabinas Jules walksright by us. And justas she'saboutto exit frame,she stopsin her tracks. Looksoverat us.

She glancesoverher shoulder. Bashful. Looksbackat us wolf,pointsto her chest.

JULES (CONT'D)
Who? Me?
(pretendstolisten,then)
I am new intown,how didyou know?

Everyonelaughs,cheeringher on. But Juleepretends they'renot eventhere --it's justher andthe wolf.

Sheblushes, twirlsherhair aroundher finger--

JULES(CONT'D}
(to thewolf)
Oh mygod, thatis •o •we•tof youto say. I just coloredit,in fact...
(MORE)

(

JULES(CONT'D)
(then)
Yea I'dlove a drink,thankyou.

Shesteps towardsthe wolf,then actslike shetrips--

JULES (CONT'D)
Whoops--
(lookstowards theground)
I seemto havedropped my birthcontrol pillsall overthe ground•••

Whilethe grouphoots andhollers,Jules turnsaround, bendsover rightin frontof thewolf. Pretendslike she'spickingsomethingfrom theground.

Then,withoutturning around,shestands upstraight,so thatthe wolfis now directlyoverher shoulder. She nuzzlesit,cheek to cheek--

JULES (CONT'D)
Oh••Mr. Wolf. You're sobig. Andbad.
(then)
No nono -- there'sno needto huffand puff••• (_

Sha turns around,takesthe wolf'•headin her handa

JULES (CON'J?'D)
I'lllet youcome in.

And withthat, Julesleans inand givesthe wolfthe most passionatekiss we'veever seen. She justgoesfor it full-on,tongue-to-taxidermied-wolf-tongueaction.

The grouploses theirminds. Everyone leapstotheir feet, givingJules astandingovation.

Jules looksto the group,takesa bow evenas shemakes a face, spittingout etuffed-wolftaste.Asshe walksback to the group,Curt handsJulesher beer,the otherskeep applauding--

HOLDEN
Ididn't know itwaspossible,but I thinkyou justofficiallywon Truthor Dare.
DANA
Or Lecture.
HOLDEN
Sorry.
(__

\ J

JULES
The nightis stillyoung. Now then•.• Dana --
CURT
(bored)
#Truth."

Danafrowns. GlancesatCurt --

DANA
What'sthat supposedto mean?
CURT
I'm justskippingahead.
(to explain)
You'regonna say"Dare,# she'sgonnadare you todo somethingyou don'tlikeand then you'llpussout andsay youwanted NTruth"all along.
DANA
(studieshim)
Really.
CURT
(node)
or "Leature".
DANA
No,I wouldn'twant oneof tho••···

ANGLE MARTY-- he'sglancing atCurt. Frowning. Somethingaboutallthis seemsa littleoff•••

And Dana seemsto noticeit too. But she'snotabout to letCurt getunder herskin --

DANA (CONT'D)
Okay,Jules•••
(defiant)
Dare.

And justthen, behindher --WH-WHAM --the cellardoor blows open. Everyonescreams,startled.

JULES
What the hellwas that?

They alllook backat the now-openholein thefloor. As they movetoward it--

DANA
It's the cellardoor •..

(

) -~.

MARTY
I thoughtit waslocked.
CURT
The windmust haveblown itopen •••
JULES
Whatwind •••?

Theyall clusteraroundthe hole. A set ofstairs leads downinto theforebodingdarkness. The groupstaresdown atit, all alittle spooked--

HOLDEN
Whatdo you think'sdown there?
JULES
(shrugs)
Why don'twe findout?
(then)
Dana •••

Danaglancesup at her. What? ( JULES (CONT'D) I dar•you togo down intothe cellar.

:) And we'reCLOSE ON DANAae shetries notto show justhow

much that scaresher. OFF HERLO01'--

Crrreak.Dana cautiouslymakesher waydown theold wooden staircase. It'sdark;Dana's flashlightbarely illuminatesthreefeetin frontof her.

She reachesthe landing. Triesto keepher voicesteady as she callsback tothe others

DANA
How longdoI have tostay down here?
CURT (0.S.)
Oh,you know,just 'tilmorning•••

She standsat the baseof thestairs,trains the flashlightbeam aroundthe room. Curiositygettingthe better ofher, shesteps intothe darkness.

Creak•••

The flashlightbeamscansthe room,catchinga glint of metal --OLD RUSTYTOOLS hangfrom hooksalongthe walls.

Creak•••

Danakeepsmoving, heartpoundingin herchest. Her flashlightsweepsthearea, findinga dustyoldRECORD PLAYER•••a CHILD'S TOY CHEST•••adressmaker's MANNEQUIN•••

Dana turns,beam sweepingacrossthe wall. As itdoes so, it finds--

A GHOSTLYFACE.

Staring rightat her. Dana screams,nearlyjumpsout of her skin--

HOLDEN(O.S.)
Dana?

As footstepsringout from above,Danaanglesthe light back towardsthe face,realizes--

It's aPORTRAIT. A daguerrotype,tobe precise,of a youngwoman, roughlyfifteen,dressedin turnof the centurygarb. Shestaresback at Danawith sadeyes.

HOLDEN(CO?f'I''D)
You oJc.q?.

Danatarns to findHoldenracing downthe stain, the othersright behindhim.

DANA
Yeah. Sorry. I just
(embarrassed)
I just scaredmyself. Itwas stupid.
CURT
You calledfor help. Voidsthe dare. Take yourtop off.

Martystrikes amatch, lightsan OLDOIL LANTERNhanging fromthe wall. As orangelight spillsacrossthe room •••

HOLDEN
Oh my god ••.

•..theyget afull viewof THE CELLAR. The roomisbig much biggerthanwe expected-- andeverydark corner seemsto be filledwithcreepy clutter.

JULES
Lookat all this.•.

• "'t•

MARTY
Uh, guys,I'mnot sure it'sawesometo be down here.

But the othersaren'teven listeningto him. Theyspread out, each focusingona differentpart ofthe cellar--

Holden looksdown ata varietyof CHILD'S TOYS scattered across thefloor. He picksupan ORNATEMUSIC BOX

HOLDEN
Dude,seriously-- yourcousin'sinto some weirdshit.

curt haspicked up aCONCH whenhe seesa WOODEN SPHERE sitting behindit. He puts theconch down andhoiststhe sphere. Italmost lookslikea small globe,it'sso ornatelycarved, butit has dustybrassrings inlaid around it-- it canbe turnedand adjustedalmostlike a sphericalRubik's cube.

CURT
Yeah, prettysure thisain't his. Maybe the peoplewho put illthatwindow •••
()

Dana aan•ttake hereyes offthe portraitof thegirl. on the·vanitybelo~it, shenotic" ava:r:ietyo~personal effec:ts:anold h~rbrush•••a silverlllirror.....anda leather-boundBOOK.

DANA
Some of thisstuff looksreallyold.

Julesstudies thedressmaker'smannequin. ANAMULET hangsaround itsneck. Julestouchesit•••

JULES
(almosttoherself)
It's beautiful•••
MARTY
Maybe we shouldgoback upstairs•••
(then)
I dare youall togo upstairs?

Buteven Martycan't helpbut be intriguedashe spotsan OLD SUPER-8 PROJECTOR.He findsafilm reel,starts unspoolingit•••

HAUNTINGMUSICfills theair as Holdenstartswindingthe crankon themusic box .••

Curtstarts turningthesphere parts-- theyseem tobe liningup •.•

0)

Dana brushesthe duetoff thebook, revealingtheword "DIARY" onthe cover•••

Julee takesthe amuletoff themannequin,holdsit up to her neck,looks forthe clasp as thoughshewere about to try iton •••

Marty holdsthe filmstrip upto thelight, frownsas he

tries todiscernwhat's on it •••

As Holdencontinuesto windthe crank,the musicBUILDS

and BUILDS•••He'sstaringdown at thebox-lid-- it'sas

thoughsomething'sabout topop rightout of it•••And

just asthe music'saboutto reach crescendo--

DANA
Quy•.

Holdenstops windingthe crank. The worldgoesquiet. Everyonelooks upfrom whatthey'redoing.

DANA(CONT'D)
Guys, listento this•••

Reluct.aA:tly,eachpersonputsclowntll.eobjecto£hisor her attentionandmovestowards.Dana.

DANA(CON'll'l)}
(readsfrom diary)
uTodaywe felledthe oldbirch treeout back. I was sorrowedto seeit go,as Judah andI hadsat up inits branchesso many surraners••• "
JULES
What isthat?

Danalooks inthe insidecover.

DANA
Diaryof PatienceBuckner,1903.
CURT
Wow.•.
JULES
That'sthe originalowners,right?
DANA
(readingagain)
"Fatherwas crosswithme and saidI lackedthe truefaith. He did notgive me my doseandhe turnedhis eyesfrom me at supper.
(MORE)

(

DANA(CONTI D)
I wishI couldprove my devotion,aa Judahand Matthewprovedon those travellers•••"
MARTY
Uh, thatmakeswhat kindof sense?
HOLDEN
You know,it'auncommon thata girlout herewaa readingand writingin thatera.
DANA
(reads)
uMamascreamedmost of thenight. I prayedthat shemight findfaith,but she onlystoppedwhen papa cuther bellyand stuffedthe coalsin."

She stops,looking ateveryone. Nobodycomments. Bewildered,she flipsahead, continues:

DANA(CONT'D)
(reads)
1'Judahtoldmein my dreamthatMatthew
(_ too.khimtothe Dark Roomao Imow he is killed•.Matthew'sfaithis toogreat1 evenP'atherdo• not croaahimor speak ofJud~, Iwant to un4er,rtandtheglory of the painlike Matthew-,butcuttingthe fleshmakeshim have ahusband'sbulge andI do notget likethat."
MARTY
Jesus, canwe not •••
CURT
Go on.
MARTY
Why?
CURT
Suck it upor bail,pothead! I wanna know.

Dana looksaround. Holdengives hera littlenod.

DANA
(reads)
"I havefound it. In daddy'soldest books,that I willburn beforeI go,is the way ofsavingour family. For noone truly dieswho understandstheGreat (_ Pain.
(MORE)
DANA(CONT'D)
I can hearMatthewin the DarkRoom, working uponfather'sjaw. My good arm is hackedup and etso I hopethis will be readable,thata believerwill come and speakthis toour spirits. Then we will be restored,ourlovewill be unending,and theGreat Painwill return."
(looksup)
And there'ssomethingin Latin.
MARTY
Okay, Iam drawinga line inthe fucking sand here,do notread theLatin.

A smallvoice seemstowhisk acrossthe topof theroom, barelyaudible:

VOICE Read it••••

Martyis theonly onewho seemsto hear it. He looks around•••

The fuck ••?

'),; ,,,l VOICE

Readit out loud •••

Marty startsacross theroom asDana appearsto beabout to start. Curt plantsa hand inhis chestand shoveshim back.

CURT
Fuckingbabyl
JULES
Curt •••
CURT
It'sa diary!
DANA
Itdoesn't evenmean anything.Look:
MARTY
Dana ...
DANA
Dolor supervivocaro. Dolor sublimis caro.

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30

EXT. WOODS-CONTINUOUS

Asher voicecontinuesto echo onthe soundtrack,a gnarledand greyhand digsite wayout ofthe ground, holdinga ruatyblade.

Theycome outone by one,in variouspartsof thewoods: agroup of hastilyburiedand notall thatdecomposed zombies,fiveof them,all in 1900 1 sfarmclothes,all holdingvariousappallingfarm implements.

Theseare theBucknera: FATHERwith hisscythe, MOTHER with her brokensaw, skinnyJUDAHwith histhin, sharpenedtrowel,enormousMATTHEW(we don1 tseehis weapon yet)and little,one-armedPATIENCE, holdinga hatchet.

Patience isthe firstto move,ambling towardthedistant light of thecabin.

31

INT. CONTROLROOM

OilTHE MAINVIEWSCREEN-- we seethe imageof theZOMBIE P'J\KILYslowl.ymakingtheirwaytow,irdath•cabin.

SI!I"l'ERSON(O.S.) We have awinner! ·

Widen toreveal aHUGECROWD has filledthe controlroom.

Everyone1 swatchingthelargeviewscreenintently.

SITTERSON (CONT1 D)
It1 stheBuckners,ladiesand gentlemen! Buckners pullthe Nw1w

Most ofthe crowdGROANS indisappointment,throwstheir bettingslips tothe ground. But a fewBLUE-COLLARGUYS throwtheir armsup in triumph--

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
(looksoverat the wall)
Looks likecongratulationsgo to Maintenance•••

And ashe says that,we seebehind him:

A LARGEWHITE-BOARDagainstthe wall. Writtenin marker, downone column,there's along listof MONSTERS. A few wordsjump out atus: "VAMPIRES,""WEREWOLVES,""FLOATING WITCHES," "ALIENS,' 1"ZOMBIES,'1"KEVIN,""CLOWNS," "WRAITHS,""SCARECROWS,""ANGRYMOLESTINGTRBE," ( "MUTANTS."

; •l

Down anothercolumn:acorrespondinglistof DEPARTMENTS: "ELECTRICAL," "ENGINEERING," "SECURITY,""ZOOLOGY"andso forth.

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
(continuing)
••• who splitthepotwithRonaldthe Intern.

Hadleyhandsan enormouswad ofcash tothe BLUE-COLLAR GUYSand anotherwad tothe happyINTERNwe sawearlier.

People shaketheir heads,beginto fileout ofthe room. A WIRY GIRL approachesSittersononherway out

WIRY GIRL
That'snot fairl I hadzombiestool
SITTERSON
Yes,you had"Zombies.u But thisis "ZombieRedneckTortureFamily•••"

Sittersontaps theboard. There it isrightthere: "ZOMBIEREDNECK TORTUREFAMILY." Rightnextto "HAINTBHANCB"and "RONALD'l'BBINTERN."

SJ.i'i 1BRSON(CONU''D) Entirely separa.tething.It'alikethe differencebetweenan elephantand an elephant seal.

Her shouldersslump. Knows he'sright. As shegoes:

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
There's alwaysnextyear••••

Trumanstares atthe screens,at theshamblingBuckners corpse-clan.

TRUMAN
They're likesomethingfroma nightmare•••
LIN
No, they'resomethingthatnightmaresare from. Everythingin our stableisa remnantof the oldworld,courtesyof .••
(pointingdown)
••.You know who.
TRUMAN
Monsters,magic •••

~•.1.

(

LIN
You getused to it.
TRUMAN
(turningto her)
Shouldyou?

Sittersonwalksover toHadley. He'ajuststanding there,staringup at thescreens. Lookinga little despondent--

SITTERSON
I'm sorry,man.
HADLEY
(can'tbelieve hisbad luck)
He hadthe conchin hi• handa...
SITTERSON
I know. Couplemore minutes,who knows whatwould havehappened•••
BADLEY
(frustratfil)
I'ni.uvargonnaget to seea merman.

S11"J'!RSON Dude,be thankful. Thoaethingsa.re terrifying.And the cleanuponthem's a nightmare.

Hadley nods-- I supposeyou'reright. He gestures towards thescreens.

BADLEY
So •••theBuckners,huh?
SITTERSON
Iknow.
(watchesthescreens)
Well, theymay be zombifiedpain- worshippingbackwoodsidiots,but •••
HADLEY
They're ourzombifiedpain-worshipping backwoodsidiots.
SITTERSON
-- and theyhave ahundred percent clearancerate.

Hadleynods, goodpoint. As they startwalkingback

(

towardstheir console--

}

')

HADLEY
True. We may aswell tellJapan totake the restof theweekend off.
SITTERSON
Yeah,right. They'reJapan•••· Whatare they gonnado --relas?
HADLEY
I don'tknow. Maybe theycan dosome groupcalisthenicsor something•••

And asSittersonand Badleyclearframe,we BOLDON ONE OFTHE MONITORS.

ON THE SCREEN:weseea video feedof aJAPANESE SCHOOL ROOM. Severalschoolchildrenrunscreamingin terror froma SOPPINGWET YOUNGGIRL who'sfloatingthroughthe airlike she'shangingfrom an invisiblenoose.Aa the childrenSCREAMand SCREAM,theWET GIRL floatsTOWARDS US andwe CUT TO

IMT.LIVING ROOM- NIGHT

tilemueiais blaringand Ju.1e8isdancingup a storm. Curt is 9,0ingwithit,ocoa•ionallygettingbehindher for the :butt-cuppingdance,but@e'sall overthe 1100m rea1ly workingit. Popa a coupleo~ buttonstoshow more cleavage.

Everyoneelse is sitting,Danaand Holdenon thecouch, Dana stillholdingthe book,and Martyslumpedin armchair,smoking sullenly.

Jules dancesover infrontof Holden anddoesa little impromptulap-dancewrigglefor him. He looksa little awkward,glancing atDana,who isn't exactlythrilled.

CURT
Go baby,ohyeah •••that'sthegoods rightthere,fuck yeah.
MARTY
This is soclaaay.
CURT
Like youwouldn'twant a pieceof that.
MARTY
Can we nottalk aboutpeoplein piecea anymore tonight?

j i t

JULES
(kittenish,turning)
Oh, areyou feelinglonely,Marty?

Shemoves to him,gives hima littlewriggleaction as she takeshis jointand suckshard.

JULES (CONT'D)
Marty andI were sweetiesonour freshman hall.
MARTY
(to theothers)
We madeout onae. I neverdid buy that ring.
JULES
(pouty)
But we'restill•••
(blowsthe smokein his face)
••• close•••
MARTY
You know,I havaa theoryabout allthis.
CURT
That'sow: cueto baill Tommy Che1>nghas a theozy.
(indicatingHolden)
Youcan tell itto Eggheadhere, ifhe's nottoo busydevirginizingDana.

Dana stands,droppingthe bookon the couch.

DANA
Jules,do youwant to liedown?
CURT
That'sexactlythe point!
(pushesJulesto the door)
Muehl Muehl
JULES
{notupset) Don'tpush me around.
CURT
Notaround,baby, straightline. Right there. Outthere. Prettystars.

They exit,as Danacrosses toget anotherbeer andHolden flips throughthebook. Martyhoistshimself upand joins her,still smoking.

MARTY
Do youseriouslybelievethat nothing weirdis goingon?
DANA
(wryly)
A conspiracy?
MARTY
The way everybody'sacting!
DANA
I'msorry aboutdownstairs--
MARTY
It'scool, it'snot --when doesCurt startwith thisalphamale bullshit? He'sa sociologymajor;he's ona full academicscholarship!Now he'scalling hisfriend an11Egghead",whoseheadin no wayresemblesan egg •••
(looksoverat Holden)
••• except••• ahhh.Okay,kinda,fromthis angle,it's•••
(ho.ldshitsownheadtokeep itfrom becomingeggshaped)
•~.ahhh•••

DAltA Curt'sjustdrunk.

MARTY
I've•••nCurt drunk Julestoo.
DANA
(pointingatthe joint)
Then maybeit's somethingelse.
MARTY
My secretsecret stashis agateway to enlightenment;it'snot a devolveafier.
(tothewolf head)
Moose, backme upon this.
(toDana)
You're notseeingwhat you don'twanna see -- thepuppeteers.
DANA
Puppeteers?
MARTY
(hears itwrong)
Pop-tarts? Didyou say thatyou havepop- tarts?

j ;,;' ·:t. ' ·~ -~

C

I

I DANA

Marty,I love you,but you'rereally high.

MARTY
(deadserious)
We arenot whov• are.
(closeshis eyes)
I'mgonna reada book withpictures.

He ambles offinto hisbedroom asDana comesback tothe couch witha beer forherself andHolden. He takeshis, still holdingthe book.

HOLDEN
(translating)
' 1 Thepainoutlivestheflesh.Theflesh returns•••orre •••hasa meeting place•••towardsthe pain'sascensionu.
DANA
What'sthat?

HOLDBlt ( TheLatin. Tha.tyou•••

DANA
You speak Latin?
HOLDEN
Not well,and not sincetenth grade. Weird how itcomes back.

He sipshis beer,tosses thebook backon the couch.

DANA
Well, it'sa weird night. I'mso sorry about•••tonight. Everybody.
HOLDEN
Do I losepoints ifI tell youI'm having a prettynice time?

She smiles,looksdown.

DANA
No. You cantellme that.
32

EXT. WOODS- NIGHT

Julesis laughing,runningthroughthe woods,Curt inhot pursuit. He catchesheraround thewaist withone hand, beerstill heldin the other.

CURT
Come here!
JULES
Ahl Don't spillon mel
CURT
Did Iget a littlebeeron your shirt?

Hekisses her,deep andhard.

CURT (CONT'D)
I guessit'llhave to come off.

He startspulling atthe lastbuttons. She pullsaway a little.

JULES
Nothere•••
CURT
Oh,come on •••

IW. CO~OL ROOM -CONTINUOUS

Cl, They'Zllauddenlyonthree hagescremte,beingshot witha

33

1.,,1.'\')• REMOTE CAMERAONA LONG LENS,WITH FIFTEENWORKEA LOWIN

framewatching themintently.

CURT
••• we'reallalone•••
34

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

He pullsthe shirtopen butshe takesa stepback and holds ittogether.

JULES
I'm chilly.
35

INT. CONTROL ROOM -CONTINUOUS

A 9Z"oanthroughoutthecrowdcauseHadley tostand up fromthe controlarea behindthem.

HADLEY
Okay, that'senough,everybodyout. Job to do.

As theyare herdedoutby Truman,Hadley sits,sayingto (_ ,~, Sitterson: -····.,,·'

( ,_"I!:"'

HADLEY (CONT'D)
We gottemperaturecontrolin that sector?
SITTERSON
(interrupting)
On it.

He types faston a keyboard,usesa touch-screen thermometergage to raisethe heat.

Hadley isworking hisown controls•••

HADLEY
Okay ••••Engagingthepheromonemists..•
36

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

AT THEIR FEET we actuallyseewispsof fogrise fromthe ground.

Jules, stillholdingher shirttogether,closesher eyes and takesa deep breaththroughher nose. She opensher eye•, .looJcin9atCurtwithhalf-liddedlust. Begoea in for anotherkisa andshe~· her arm,,aroundhim,

·:, pul1ingo.ifbis ehirt. Aa hetries toarch beedown to I_J;..ff the ground,her laetsleepyprote.art:

JULES
It'sso dark•••I'm gonnagettwig-butt. Take me inside.
CURT
Baby, thisis why wecame here •••it's romantic•••

He startsto turnher, pullingher openshirt awayfrom her neckand kissingit frombehind•••

37

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

The boysare workingin concertnow.

SITTERSON
(tohimself,singing)
Music andmoonlightand loveand romance •••

He pushesa lever-- literallya dimmer-- upas he hums. And:

38

EXT.WOODS -CONTINUOUS

Beforethe kids,a tinyglen ofmoss andsoft green frondssuddenlyseemsto glow inthe moonlight.It couldn'tbemore inviting.

Julessmiles,dizzywith lust.

ANGLE: GROUNDLEVEL-- Jules dropsdown intoframe,Curt onher, thetwo of themonly aboutthebusiness. They rollover,Jules ontop, slidingher handdown Curt's pants -- hemoans withlonging,runninghis handup her chestoverher bra.

39

INT.CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

The men watchthe screens,handsat theready to manipulateany dial. They havethe dispassionatefocus of porn theaterpatrons.

HADLEY
{quietly) Okay,boobies,boobies...
SITTERSON
Showue thegooc:Le•••

Truman looksoverat them,a little disturbed.

TRUMAN
Does it reallymatterif we see--
HADLEY
{notlookingaround) We're notthe onlyones watching,kid.
SITTERSON
Got to keepthe customersatisfied. {doesturn) You understandwhat'sat stakehere?
TRUMAN
(nodding)
Sorry.

Sittersonturnsback to thescreens,and thetwo men watchtheir handiwork.

40

INT.CONTROLROOM/EXT.WOODS- CONTINUOUS

Andnow we cutback andforth a bit.

(

Curt,kneeling,slidesJulee's pantsoff. His headcomes backinto frameand takesthe edgeof herpanties inhis mouth, makinga littlegrowl ashe lets goand itsnaps back on herwaist --

Jules laughs,leaningher headback and suddenlynot laughing,breathinghard •••

Hadley andSittersonstare, (lookingperhapsdirectly into camerato make useven lesscomfortable)•••

Jules swingson topand pullsher shirtoff at last. She takes hertime, slidingher handsup herbelly toher breasts, finallytothe claspin the middleof herbra •••

She pops itopen, holdingittogether coylyforone moment beforepullingthe braoff, revealingherbreasts, a sheen ofsweat (andthe factthat they'renot fake) making themall themore enticing. Shesmiles knowingly, a visionof hedonisticperfection.

Curt looksup at herin silentwonder.

All threemen in thecontrolroom -- includingTruman--

look ather the exactsameway•.

41

ASCURTELIDES HIEHAND OV•RHER OH&ET,AHE LEANSDOWN

into him~hie armacoming aroundherback.

HADLEY
Score.
SITTERSON
Eat that,Stockholm•••

He makesa smalltweak ona dial, eyesstillon the screen.

ANGLE: ABOVE'THELOVERSthecamera comessoftlydown towardsthem, thetableauromantic andsensual. He's atopher and a bitto theside, onehand (outof frame) workingunder herpantiesas she moans,armsout •••

CLOSE ON: HER HAND, runningalongthesoftmoss.

A rustytrowel nail•it toth• earth.

JulesSCREAMS,rearing up--- hamperedby thehand that won'tmove, asCurt tumblesoff her,lookingup to see:

Threezombies (astheywill be calledfromnow on) are attackingthem.

SkinnyJUDAH iscrouchingover Jules,pullinghis trowel out evenas MOTHERreachesaround herneckwith her snaggle-toothedsaw. MATTHEW,thebiggest,is still a few feetbehind,amblingtowards.

CLOSEON: THE MOTHER'SBELLYas threeburningcoals flop out ofa slit init, sizzlingon Jules'shairand the moss.

Shestarts to drawthe sawalong Julee'sneckand Curt snapsout of it. He piledrivesrightintoMother

CURT
Puck awayfroa herl

knockingherback onher ass. He turnsto Judah just

asJudah digsthe trowelinto hisarm. curthowls, tryingto pullit out asJules holdsher bleedingneck, tryingto risebut weak.

curtpulls hisarm away,bringingJudah towardshimand thenpunches Judahhardright inthe nose. The nose breakseasily,crumblinga bit,Judah completelyunfazed byit. curt looksovertowardsthe thirdzombie.

M&tth:ews.tandeafewfeetaway,leaningslightly. 0 Suddenl.ybeletsa chainelidet~ hisfi-ngera,.all th~wa.yta theground,pulled bya b~okenbear-t.cap,juat arusty metaljaw withteeth: atum-of-the-centurymace andchain.

Matthewgrins.

The trapswingswith suddenspeed,whackingCurt'shead (luckilynotwith the jaggedside)andknocking himback, bleedinganddazed.

JULES
Curt!

Shetries torise andMatthew swingsagain,diggingthe clawof thetrap intoher back. She SCUANS, arching backand floppingface-downontothe ground,diggingher fingersintothe earthas Matthewdra9aher baokvarda.

Curtstumblesup -- andFatheris behindhim, slipping theshaftof his scytheoverCurt's headand pullingit back hardagainst Curt'sthroat. Curtthrashes,unable toscream,as his feetare pulledoffthe ground. He sees:

The screaming,pleading,whimperingJulesis keptin place byMatthew's footas heyanks outthe trap.

Judahpulls herhair back,holdingup herhead -- her eyeson Curt's-- as Motherplacesthe brokenblade once moreat herthroat. Curtwatchesin silenthorror.

Insidethe controlroom,the menare equallysilent, Trumantryinghard notto lose itas Julee'spleas fill theair around.

CLOSE ON: JULES'SPLEADINGEYESas we hearthe horrible scrape of thesaw tearingflesh.

No sound inthe consoleat all savescrapingand shuffling. Truman hashis eyesclosed. Hadley and Sittersonboth have loweredtheirheads,and Sitterson quietly intones:

SITTERSON
Thiswe ofterin humilityand fear,for theblessedpeace of youreternal slumber. Asit ever was.
HADLEY
Asit everwas.
( Sitter.aon.pull.aashortnecklaoef:romunderhiashirt. o.n.itisa weird pagansymbol.,..fivepointedbutnota

penta.graJI\.Bekies•sitandrepla<:eaitund•r hieshirt )

as Badle¥c~ossesbehind himto a seriesof tivemahogany

panels atthe farend of theroom.

He opensthe firstand pressesan ornatebrass lever down.

CLOSE ON: A MECHANISMalmostlikean oldclock,Julee Verne-esque. A smallhammerstrikes avial thatcracks, dark redblood pouringout intoa brassfunnelthat runs down athin pipe,seeminglya very longway.

42

INT. THE CHAMBER-CONTINUOUS

The pipeends inthe ceilingof a darkroom we won't reallysee justyet. Theblood poursout ontoa leaning slabof dark marble,rightinto a grooveat thetop. The bloodraces downthe grooveas it bendsand arcs differentways,forming aprimitivepicture ofeome sort -- thoughof what,we do notyet see.

43

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

Judahhisses atus.

(_

..

44

/'

Dropwide tosee Curthas stoppedstruggling,Father stillholdinghim asJudah andMother ambletowardhim. Matthew is bentoverJulee's corpse,butwe can'tsee what he's doing,thankfully.

As they raisetheir blades,Curtaprin9•into action, planting hisfeet onboth of themand pushingashard as he can, knockingthemback --and Fatheras well,Curt rolling overhim andpulling himselffree.

Gasping forbreath,Curt scrambleson handsandknees back towardsthe cabin,almoston his feet-- andthe blade of Father'sscytheslicesthroughthe cuffof his jeans, pullinghis legand droppinghimback toearth.

45

INT. MARTY'S ROOM-CONTINUOUS

Marty islying in bedon hisback ashe reads Curious George.

MARTY
George, man,don't doit! It'sether! You're gonnaact thefool!

Lettingout a br:eath,hedrop.s1:habooktohisc-hest.

MARTY (CON'l?'D)
Ah, but youlove yourether,don't you? Little George •••

VOICE I'm gonnago for awalk •••

He sitsright up.

MARTY
(loud,tothe room)
Okay, I swearto fuckingGod somebodyis talking.

He runshis handsover hiseyes,weary.

MARTY(CONT'D)
Or I'mpretty suresomeoneis ...ah ...

VOICE I'm gonnago fora walk ...

MARTY
(standing)
Enough! What areyou saying? Whatdo you want? You thinkI'ma puppet,gonna do apuppet dance-- fuckall y'all!
(MORE)

(

MARTY(CONT'D)
I'm theboss ofmy brain sogive itupl
(beat. Pissed:)
I'm gonnago fora walk.
46

INT.LIVING ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Danaand Holdenare leaningin fora kisswhen Marty stridesby,making themstop.

MARTY
He'sgot a husbandbulge.

They look ateach otherawkwardly,the moment broken. Marty shutsthe doorbehind him.

47

EXT. CABIN -CONTINUOUS

We walk outwith Marty,leavingthe housebehind. He comes outabout thirtyyards, nearthe firsttrees. In medium close-up,helooks up •••

MARTY
Ithought there,'dbestars•..
(sighs)
We are abandoned.

And he ~tartsto takea piss. All ofwhich is heldat this closeangle, sowe onlyhear it.

There'sa noise inthe woodsbehind. He turnsaroundto

see a copseof trees,but no movement.Turns backand in

the BG oneof thetrees turnsout to bea figure-- a silhouettedgirlwith only onearm, holdinga hatchet.

She makesher wayslowly towardhim, now litbythe side windowof the house,now lostin the darkin frontof it. Marty zipsup, turnsagain --and Curtattack•hia froa rightbeeid• caaera,yellingand scaringthe shitout of him.

CURT
Runl Fuckingrunl
MARTY
What's --
CURT
GOll I

Martyheads back,with Curt,when Patiencestepsout of theshadows in frontof thehouse. Marty rearsback but '>.";>.'.:;,t Curtfucking clothelinesher,sendsher flying-- ''·:•

CURT (CONT'D)
Deadbitchl

--and pullsMarty towardtheporch.

48

INT.LIVING ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Dana closesher eyesas Holdensoftly kissesher. It's tender andsweet. Shepullsback.

DANA
Idon't wanna•••I meanI've never•••
(momentarilyconfused)
Idon't mean 'never',but •••
HOLDEN
Hey. Nothingyou don'twant.

They startto kissagain•••

WHAMJ curtspillsonto hisknees inthe doorway. Dana and Holdenrace tohim, gaspingas theysee hiabloody

wounds --

HOLDEN(COHT'D)
Jeeus what happened?
MARTY
DOOR!

Marty'sright behindCurt-- as heraces inside-- Curt grabsthe door,slams it shut. Gaspsfor air. Dana racesto his side,tries toexaminehis wounds--

DANA
(frantic)
Where areyou hurt?
(re:blood)
Is thisall fromyou?
(then)
Where'sJules?

Curtpushes heraway, shakeshishead. Tearsspringto his eyes he'sclearlyin shock. Holdentries tocalm himdown --

HOLDEN
It's okay,Curt. You'reokay ...
MARTY
(gaspingfor air)
No. We're notokay. What'sthe opposite of okay?

(,

DANA
What areyou talkingabout? Curt -- vh•r•'•Julea?
CURT
(shakeshead)
She's gone.
(then)
We gottaget outof here•••

Be'salreadymoving towardsthe backof thecabin.

DANA
No --wait --

Danareachesfor the frontdoor. Starts toopen it•.•

MARTY
Dana --don't openthat
DANA
I'm notleavinghere withoutJules•

•••andshe swingsthedoor opea.,revealing--

·.,''.~.'.\ \ , r..• He'• at~ndingon theporch, framedin thedoorway. Just

staring atus. Holdingsomethinground downby hisside. He tosses itright atDana --she gasps,catches it, looks downto see

It'• Jule•'BBAD.

Dana screamsher heartout. Shedrops Jules'headon the ground, glancesup asMatthewsteps up theporch. She screams andscreamsas Matthewapproaches-- Holdendives forward,slams the doorshut justas --

WHAM! Matthewslamsinto it. The frameshakes,the wood splinters. Marty racesforward,helps Holdenbracethe door. Asthey slamthe deadboltinto place--

Curt flipsthe couchover, triesto shoveit againstthe door. Looksup atDana, who'sstill inshock

CURT
Dana -- c'mon--

Dana snapsout of it,helpsCurt shovethe couchunder

the doorknob. WHAM! The wholecabinseems toshake as Matthewslams intoit

DANA
(terrified)
Whatis thatthing?
CURT
I don'tknow butthere'smore ofthem -- 9atthe baokdoor --

Holdenracesacross thelivingroom, throwsthedeadbolt onthe backdoor.

DANA
(glancesatMarty)
Moreof them?
MARTY
(nods)
I sawa younggirl --all zombied,like him. And NLittleHouseon thePrairie", too,but she'smissingan arm

Dana's facefalls asshe realizes

DAM& Ohgod. Patience. (glancesat.Holden) The dieq --

HOLDEN
"Thepainoutlivesthe flesh."
(thinksaboutit)
She must have •••boundamystical incantationinto thetext sosomeone would comealong, readthe diaryaloud and •••
DANA
(quietly)
And I didit.
CURT
(toHolden)
Look, brainiac-- Idon't givea limp dick WHYthose thingsare here. We gotta lock thisplace down
MARTY
(nods)
He's right.
CURT
We'll goroom byroom, barricadeevery windowand door--

(

Curtstarts headingtowardsthe backof thecabin. As he waveathem forward--

CURT (CONT'D)
And we gottaplayit safe-- no matter what,we have toatay to9ether--

Hadley'sslumpedin hiachair, shakinghishead as he staresat thesurveillanceimagesof Curtand the others movingthroughthe cabin. Sitterson'arightbesidehim, working the console--

SITTERSON
(to Hadley)
calmdown,I got it. Watch themaster work •••

Clickety-clack--hehits some keys,throwaa switch--

nrr. CABIN

CUrt'a h,urripples•lightly aahe's hitbye gustof air from a l\earbyHEA"l'ntGVENT.H'estopeinhistraoka, looking •lightlyconfused--

DANA
What'athematter?

He glancesaround, lookingslightlybefuddled.Shakea his head--

CURT
(almostto himself)
Thisisn't right•••

He looksat the othersalmostlike hedoesn't trustthem.

CURT (CONT'D)
Thisisn'tright. ••ahould splitup. We can covermore groundthatway.

And now Danaand Holdenlooka littlehazily paranoidas well. They thinkabout it,nod

HOLDEN
Yeah ••.
(beat)
Yeah -- goodidea.
MARTY
Really?

CRASHJ Justthen,the livingroom windowEXPLODES INWARD. Ourgroupcries out insurprise,looksback to see MATTHEW'SARM now reachingthroughthewindow

Curt turns,races backtowardsthe livingroom --

CURT
Igot it! You guys --get inyour roo••--

As Curt startsshovinga bookcaseupagainst thewindow, Dana andHolden sharea glance. Nod.

DANA
Let's go --

They racetowardsthe back. Marty hesitatesamoment,

frowning---somethingaboutthis isn'tquiteright. But then heshakes itoff, hurriesafterthem.

IW'. C~OL aooM

ON THBJl0!1ITORS we seeDanA, Holden,«ndKarty running downthe hall. Aa Hadleyand Sittersonwatch--

HADLEY
Lock 'emin.

Sittersonthrowsa switch

49

INT.CABIN - HALLWAY

-- andas Dana,Holden,and Martyall splitoff into theirseparaterooms --

Allthe doors SLAMSHUTbehind them,and:WH-CHUNK1 We hearvault-worthylocksslamminghome.

50

INT.CABIN - MARTY'SROOM

Martystops inhis tracks. Glancesback atthe closed doorbehind him. Again,he frowns-- Huh. That's weird•••But beforehehas timeto considerit fully--

WHAM! The cabinshakesagain. We hear glassbreakingin anotherroom. Marty snapsoutof it stickto the plan. He racesto thewindow,which iswide open--

(

Aa he divesfor it,pulling itshut, heloaes hie

balance,knocks overthe endtable nextto his bed

CRASH1 A lamp SHATTERSon theground. Marty glances down atthe fragments. Sees something•••

ON THE FLOOR --athin blackwire snakesthroughthe

shards ofglass. Marty picksit up, seesthere's

actuallya small,fiber opticCAMERA atthe endof it

51

INT. CONTROLROOM

ON THE MONITOR--Marty's facefillsup the entirescreen as he staresdirectlyintothe camera

SITTERSON
Uh-oh --that's notgood.
HADLEY
(intomic)
Chem -- Ineed 500cc's of Thorazine pumped intoRoom Threenow

SI'l"l'ERSOJf No no no-- hanq on--

Bepoint• to anothermonitor. ON ~BBSCREEN-- we see oneof th$ zombie•walkingout of theforest,heading straighttowards~acksideof the cabin--

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
Judah Bucknertorescue•••
52

INT.CABIN - MARTY'SROOM

Martypulls thecamerawire taut,follows itup the lengthof thewall. Staresup atthe ceiling. We see therealizationhit him--

MARTY
Oh mygod, I'mon a realityshow.
(then)
My parentsare gonnathinkI'm sucha burnout--

CRASH! Justthen, thewindow behindMartyEXPLODES INWARD-- Judahreachesthrough,grabs Martyby theneck, yankshim backward,THROUGHTHB WINDOW--

Martyscreamsas Judahtries topull himout of the cabin. Martystrugglesmightily-- he holdsfastto the window frame,desperateto getback inside--

Judahgrowls,yanks Martyagain. As Martystartsto lose hisgrip on thewindow,he flailsabout,his freehand searchingthenearby dressertopfor anythinghe canuse asa weapon --

Andjust as Judahyankshim onelast time,Marty's fingersclosearound theFRESCACAN --

53

EXT.CABIN -CONTINUOUS

JudahhaulsMarty straightoutof the cabinwindow-- WHAM -- Martyslams intothe ground-- hegasps inpain, looksup justin timeto see --

Judah plungingTHE TROWELdown straightatMarty'shead. Marty rollsto the side-- THUNK-- asJudah buriesthe trowel intothe groundnext tohim --

Marty strugglesto hisfeet,but Judah'sright ontop of him. AsMarty triesto fighthim off,he glancesdown at the Frescacan in hishand. He givesit a shake--

Cl-CLACK --and ittelescop911outwardintotheGIANT BON'G. Martytakesthe makeshiftbat.on,swingsitwith all hiemight -- ·

WHAM! Heh.ttsJudehflush inthe aide~ thehe$1,. droppinghim to thegroundwith a sickeningthud.

Marty staresdownat Judah'scrumpledbody •••butJudah's only momentarilydazed.••he'salreadystartingto getto his feet. Marty doesn'thesitateanylonger•••he bolts towardsthe forest

But asMarty racesaway attop speed,Judah takesthe trowel inhand --

And hurl•it rightat llarty'•baak.

Wh-CHtJNI(LBullseye--hehits Martyright betweenthe

shoulderblades. Marty criesout inpain ashe pitches forward,crashesto the ground.

Judahslowly walkstowardsthe fallenMarty ...

ON THE GROUND--Marty gaspsin pain,tears inhis eyes as hedesperatelystrugglesto getthe trowelout ofhis back. He reachesbehind him-- hisfingerstouch the hilt,but they can'tfindpurchase...

Judahgrabs Martyby theleg. Startsdragginghim into the forest--

(

MARTY
No -- B0000
54

EXT.FOREST - CONTINUOUS

--and we'reWITH MARTYas Judah dragshim throughthe treeline. They'reheadingtowardsa DARX HOLE inthe ground(fromwhich Judahfirst emerged).Marty triesto struggle-- bloodseepsfrom thewound in hisback, leavinga bloodytrailthrough thedirt.

Marty'sfadingfast•••He coughsblood, tearsstreamdown hisface --

MARTY
No HELP ME --

And as Judahdrags himdown intothe hole,we STAY UP TOP -- Martystruggleswith everythinghe'sgot -- his TERRIFIED EYES starebackat usas he screamsand screams --his fingersclaw trailsin thedirt aroundhim as he triesto hang on ( MARn (CONT'D) BBl,JI....

But it'sno use. Andwith a final.yank,.Martydisappears from rl-ewentirely.His horrifiedscreamsecho through the forest•••

And thenhe's gone.

55

INT. CONTROLROOM

CLOSE ON ALEVER asa hand pullsit down-- CH-CHl.JNX--

56

INT. CHAMBER

-- and onceagain,BLOODtrickles down,down, down

throughthe carvedstone etchings. And asit flows outwardwe slowlyPULL BACKto revealthe pictureforming

is of aPRIMITIVEHUMAN FIGURE. It isholding agoblet

and dancing.

We heara RUMBLING•••

57

INT.DANA'S BEDROOM- CONTINUOUS

,-__-__._:r, Danais laboriouslymovinga tall dresserin frontof the C_ \.·;~~~ window,at whicha zombiepounds.

Suddenlytherumbling fillstheroom, whichstartsto shakewith whatfeels likea decentsizedearthquake. Danalooks around,almostexasperatedinher terror--

DANA
What? Nol No,come onl
58

INT.CONTROLROOM - CONTINUOUS

Hadley,SittersonandTruman allpause tolook aroundas theytoo, areshaking. Hadleyis returningfromthe leverhe justpulleddown, turnsto Sittersonwith shrug•••

HADLEY
They'regettingexciteddownstairs.
SITTERSON
GreatestShow onEarth•••
59

INT. DANA'S BEDROOM-CONTINUOUS

The rumblingaubaidu and sheturns herattentionback.to the dresa,er.Aa shegets itin pl.aceshehe,u-sthe

Q window shatterandthe chestbegins torock. She shoves

the bed againstitand goeafor the door.

It won'topen. Shepulls,kicks, butit's lockedsolid. She's staringat it,confused-- it looksso flimsy-- when thechest goesover anda zombiestartsclimbing in. She hitsit witha lamp butit has noeffect.

She seesa secondone coming,backsup againstthe wall and thepicture onit 90••flying, glassshattering,

makingher jump.

Holdenknocks outthe restof the one-waymirror. There'sbanging inhis room butno zombiesinyet.

HOLDEN
My door'sstuck!
DANA
Mine tool

He looksat heraitch-~ worse thanhis own --and beckonsher tocome through.

HOLDEN
Come on!

(

Shestands onthe bed andwrigglesthrough,with his help,but notwithout somecuts, andthey bothfall to thefloor.

They'restillrising whenthe furnitureHoldenhas piled upis knockedaway By Matthew.

DANA
The bed!

Theyup..:enditandshoveit at thewindow,holding its metalframe againstthepoundingfrom without. Dana looksaroundfor somethingelse,sees:

ANGLE: UNDERTHE BEDSPACEis a trapdoor.

DANA (CONT'D)
Holden.

He looks, putshis shouldertothe bed totake theweight as he indicatesfor herto checkit out. She movesto it and pulls itopen --nothing butblacknessbelow. She looks backat Holden.

DANA (CO>BT'D) C
Betteror worse?

He :stick#hiefoot outand slidesa lampto her. It's been set onthe floor(duringthe :furniturepile-up)but still pluggedin. Shelowersit into thedark space, lets it hangby itsplug.

DANA(CONT'D)
It'sempty •••

Holden givesthe bedone lastkick in placeandmoves to the door,calling out:

HOLDEN
Curt! Curt!

The knobstarts moving.

CURT
(fromwithout)
Unlock yourdoor!
HOLDEN
Ican't! Get down tothe basement! We got a waydown!
CURT
( fromwithout) (_ Okay!

Holden movesto theedge of thespace,takes aquick look inand goesin headfirst, holdingtheedge andflipping himself overto landon his feet. Danaslips down into hie upstretchedarmsright after,disappearingintothe hole.

60

INT. DARKROOM- CONTINUOUS

It's strangelyquiet,as thoughit swallowedthenoise from above. The onlylightis from thedanglinglamp, and it throwsthewhole smallroom intoa creepyhalf- light. And creepyseems tobe the generaltheme.

It's atorture chamber,witha chair,chains,shackles, and a tablewith sometrulyappallinginstrumentsrusting on it. Sweeney Toddwouldget squeamishin here.

They lookaround abit, unwittinglyfascinated.

DANA
This is theDark Room.

HOLOBN

DANA
From thediary. This ia wbarehekill$d them.
(quietly)
This iswhere hekills ua.
HOLDEN
What?
DANA
(she'scracking)
I broughtus here. I foundthe room,the diary•••you'reall gonnadie becauseof me.

He takesher firmlyby herarms.

HOLDEN
Nobodydid this. Okay, it'sbad luck. Horriblefuckingluck butI'm notgonna die andneitherare you. We justgotta find thedoor.
DANA
Thereisn't one.

He looks--she's right.

c··

HOLDEN
In thewall, something. Justlook.

Shepulls herselftogether-- movesto the farwall, grabbingsomethingthatlooks likea small crowbar, runningone handalongthe wall fora hiddendoor and tappingwith thebar occasionallytotest thesound of it. Calls out:

DANA
Curt?

Holdenhas movedto onewall, now crossesbelowthe trapdoorto theother

HOLDEN
Hiddenroomswere a stapleof post-civil war architecture.There'sgottabe a --

-- and thebear-trapswings downfrom thetrapdoor, catching underhis armand digginginto theback ofhis shoulder. He SCREAMSas Matthewstarts hoistinghimup through thetrap-door. (. Dana runato h.un.andhelpahimatrug.gle,:f.inaUy ov.rbalanain9Matthew,who .f.al.1•forward,stuckupside down halfwaythroughthe trap-door#etillgrabbingat Holden OJItheflooJ:'.

Holden painfullypullsthe trapfrom hisshoulder-- but Matthew getsa holdof him, hismouthwide in a hissing scream --

DANA
You likepain?

Dana runsthe crowbarrightthrough Matthew'sfaceand into thewall behind,pinninghim. Screamsin hisface:

DANA(CONT'D)
Bov'•thatwork forya?

Matthewgrabs thebar and pullsat it-- Holdengetting

free --and Dana findsa kitchenknife,stabs Matthew

with itseveral times,shakingwith rage. Matthew

finallyhangs limp. Dana staresat him,breathinghard.

61

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

Sittersonpushesa button--

SITTERSON
Danger'sover, andwe ...
62

INT. DARRROOM- CONTINUOUS

CLOSE ON: THE KNIFE HANDLEasa smallelectricalcharge jolts Dana'shand.

As we dropback wider,it lookslike she'sdroppingthe knife 'causeshe doesn'tlikeholdingit. Sheturns her back onMatthew, draggingHoldenup. They moveto the other sideof theroom -- andthe wallbehindthem opens, Curt reachingin tograb them.

DANA
AH!
CURT
Let's movelet's move!

They exitinto:

63

INT. CELLAR- CONTINUOUS

And makefor thestorm doors,pushingthem open,Curt grabbinga handyplank tohit zombieswith.

EX1'.CAB"IN/INT.VAli-CON'l'INOOUS

Theymov"eas quicklyas theycan,both Holdenand Curt beinginjured,im:tencounteringanydead folkas they raceto the Rambler.

DANA
What aboutMarty?
CURT
They gothim.

Theycome aroundthe Rambler,camerabehind,and Curt movesto openthe door.

Thereis dirton the latch.

He looksat Holden,stepsback withhis plankas Holden readiesto openthe doorand getout of theway. A beat, andCurt nods.

Thedoor opens

HARDCUT TO:

CLOSE ON:AHIDEOUS SCREAMINGFACE ofaJapanesefloating drownedgirl. It suddenlystops,a warm glowbuilding arounditsnow-bewilderedface.

Cutwide to see:

64

INT.SCHOOLROOMIN JAPAN -NIGHT

The floaty girlhoversover the room,inwhich several Japaneseschoolchildrenareplacinglotusflowers intoa largebowl ofwater onthe floor,all thewhile singinga happy songof love.

A frog hopsout the bowl. The drownygirlis consumedby light and disappears.

JAPANESE SCHOOLGIRL
(subtitled)
Now Kiko'sspiritwill livein thehappy frog!

They all laughandhug.

HARDCUT TO:
65

INT. CONTROLROOM- NIGHT

( Sittersonie ~atchingthis ona screen,very unhappy.

Badleyia workingbehind him.

SITTERSON
Fuuhh.hcckyooouuu•••1

A com-linelightsup and heswitches it,eyes stillon the screenand thefrog andthe happysong of love.

SITTERSON (CONT'D)
(tothe com,stillwatching)
You seeingthis?
LIN
(fromcom)
Perfectrecord, huh?
SITTERSON
Naruto-watching,geisha-fucking,weird- ga.meshow-havingDICKS!Theyfucked us!
LIN
(on com)
Zero fatality. Totalwash. Any word from downstairs?

(-~ 74.

SITTERSON
Directordoesn'tcare aboutJapan.
(unconvincing)
He trustsus •..
LIN
You guysbetterbe on yourgame.

Hadleyreplies,thoughhe's stillin theBG working.

HADLEY
You justsweatthe chem,Lin. While thesemoronsare singinguWhat aFriend We Havein Shinto",we'rebringingthe pain.
SITTERSON
Fuckwas upwith that fool'spot,anyway? He shouldabeendroolingand insteadhe nearlymadeus.
LIN
(oncom)
We treatedtheshit outof itl

...:•.

HADLEY

G (justto Sitterso~ alL

business) Got'em inthe 'Rambler,headedforthe tunnel.

LIN
TheFool istoast anyway. You betternot fuckus onthe report.
HADLEY
Shit.
LIN
(oncom} What? Shitwhy?

Hadleymakes thehand-across-throatsignto Sitterson.

HADLEY
(calmvoice} Work to do. Gottago.
LIN
(oncom} You guysare humanity'sla~thope, don't tell me --

And Sittersoncutsher off,lookingat Hadley.

HADLEY
There'sno cave-in.
SITTERSON
What?

ANGLE: SCREENOF THEOPEN TUNNEL, lightonthe road beyond.

HADLEY
Thefucking tunnelis openl

Sittersonrolls backto his station,hitsa com-line•••

SITTERSON
Thisis controlto demolition•••
(toHadley)
They'renoteven pickingupl
(hitsanotherbutton)
Broadcast,canyou patchme into demolition?
BROADCAST
(oncom)
We'i:-edarkontheirw:holesector,might have been asurge iAthe -- (..

But Sitt•rsonatabea button,cuta themoff. He'aon his feet headingout.

SITTERSON
See if youcan bypass--
HADLEY
Fuck youthink I'mdoing?
SITTERSON
(toTruman)
Get the door.
TRUMAN
Mister Sitterson,you'renotsupposedto leave the--
SITTERSON
Open thegoddamn door!
HADLEY
(workingthescreen)
You gotfamily, Truman?
TRUMAN
Yeah •••
(__
HADLEY
Kidsget throughthat tunnelalive,you won'tanymore.
66

EXT. WOODS- NIGHT

The Ramblerplows awayfrom usat dangerousspeed.

67

INT. HALL -MOMENTSLATER

Sittersonruns throughthe hall,a fewworkers andguards moving aside--

SITTERSON
Makea hole! Move!
68

EXT. WOODS- NIGHT

The Ramblercareensaround acurve --and in thedistance is thetunnel.

69

INT. CONT:AOLROOM-CONTINUOUS

Hadleygets an NtJNABLBTOOVERRIDll.AUTBORNESYSTBMS DIAGNOS'l'IC?"

He bangsthe counterin frustration.

70

INT. DEMOLITION -CONTINUOUS

We .enterwithSittersontosee the lightsblinkingand sparkscoming froma darkenedconsole. Threeworkers-- slightlybeefieror moreweatheredthan Sitterson-- are tryingto bringit back tolife.

DEMO#1 It's notthe breakers!

SITTERSON
Fuck isgoing onin here?

DEMO#2 We don'tknow! Electricalsaid therewas a glitchup top,one of thecreatures?

SITTERSON
The tunnelshouldhave beenblownhours agol

DEMO#2 We nevergot theorder••.

SITTERSON
You needme totell you towipe yourass?
(pushespast him)
How dowe get pastthis?

DEM0#3 We'refried inside. We needa clean connectionto thedetonator--

Sittersonhasdroppedto the groundand pulledopenthe underpartofthe console,revealingwiresand circuits galore. Hegets on hisback, messingwithones above him--

DEMO #1 SystemsTech istrying areboot onthe

SITTERSON
We don'thavetime. Talkme through.
IW'. RAMBLER- CONTIWOUS
( Curt ia driving,Danain the seatnext tohimr fear fighting despairaetears beginto lineher eyes. Holden is betweenthem, eyeson the tunnel•••
HOLDEN
Don'tstop foranything•••
71

INT. DEMOLITION- CONTINUOUS

Sittersonreplaces achip in aboard --some ofthe console lightsup.

DEM0#3 No,that's justlocal;it's notlinked.

SITTERSON
Shitl
72

INT. CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

The cameraraces inwith Ms.Lin

LIN
Hadley,what's goingon?

He justspinsand staresat her,nervous ashell. Camera continuespasthim to ascreen showingthevan speeding throughthewoods -- thetunnelvisible notfar ahead.

73

EXT.WOODS- CONTINUOUS

Thevan racesthroughframe

74

INT.DEMOLITION- CONTINUOUS

Sittersonputsa wireto a contact itsparks andhe flinches--

DEMO #1 That'sit!

SITTERSON
Blowitl·

Demo #3 hita big redknob.

M:!l'.MOUNTAINTUNNEL/INT.RAMBLBR-CONTINUOUS

And theRambler entersthe tunnela.aacharge aeadarooks tumblingdo\fn. Tb8kids seesthe,:a.throughthewindshield falling upahead beforethevan is poundedfromabove --

HOLDEN
Backup! Backupl

The wholetunnel iscaving inas Curtslams onthe brakes,hits reverseand tearsback out,the vanstopping a few yardsfrom thedin andsmoke oftotal collapse.

The kidslook at it,in shock.

75

INT. DEMOLITION -MOMENTSLATER

Sittersonis breathinghard,nobody sayinganything. He exits,saying to#2 contemptuously:

SITTERSON
Wipe yourass.
76

EXT.MOUNTAIN TUNNEL- MOMENTSLATER

The kidsare out,Dana lookingnervouslybackfor possiblepursuingzombies,not givingin tothe tearsshe can'tstop. (

Curt isfurious,lookingover the sideof themountainat the cliff'sedgeon the otherside,a tantalizing20 feet away. Holden looksit overintently,workingthe problem.

CURT
No! No fuckingwayl Thisisn't happening! It'sright there!
HOLDEN
You gotany climbinggear,ropes?
CURT
Yeah, inmy fuckingdorm room!
HOLDEN
We can'tclimbthis. Thisis limestone, it's slipperyandit'll crumbleunder pressure.
DANA
(joiningthem)
We can'tgo back. There'sno wayacross?
( HOLPEN "'--.,., Notunleae youcan jumptwenty feet.
CURT
Dude.
HOLDEN
What.
77

EXT. MOUNTAINTUNNEL- MOMENTSLATER

ANGLEON: CURT'S DIRTBIKE asthewheel spinsin thedirt and the biketurns,Curt revvingit, gettinghisnerve up.

DANA
Curt,are yousure aboutthis?
CURT
I'vedone biggerjumpsthan this.
HOLDEN
You'vegota smooth runand maybea five footdifferentialonthe otherside, which is good. Butyou gottagive it everything.
CURT
(" You know it.
DANA
Curt •••

He comeedown offhisadrenalinekick fora moment,looks ather like theguy we knew.

CURT
You guyestay inthe Rambler. Ifthey come,just keepdrivingaway from 'em. I'llget help. If I wipeout I'll fuckin'limp forhelp butI'm comingback withcops andchoppers andlargefucking gunsand thosethings aregonnapay. For Jules.

A moment. Dana kisseshim onthe cheek.He gunsit.

HOLDEN
Don'thold back.
CURT
Neverdo.

He guns itand letsGO -- wheelsspinningas heblaste toward th.eedge,.DanaandBoldenwatchingin fearand hope -- Cu:rtaailsover theedge withgreat tonn,frontwheel high, thearc is good--

-- he elaaainto theinvisiblebarrierand hisbike esplod••--

DANA
BOOI

-- as heplummetsstraightdown, scrapingtheelectrical

matrix soit appeareby himall theway as hefalls.

DANA (CONT'D)
Oh God, ohGod•••
HOLDEN
(freaking)
Be hit something!There'e nothing? What'd hehit!
DANA
(softly,realizing)
Puppeteers•••
HOLDEN
Did yousee it? What'd hehit?

DANA
Martywas right. God.
HOLDEN
Get inthe van.
DANA
Martywas right•••
78

INT.THE CHAMBER- MOMENTSLATER

Theblood pours,this timeonto theprimitivefigureof a muscularmanwith javelinand ball.

Holdengunsthe engine,swingingthe Ramblerback down the dirt road,away fromthe tunnel. Danais oddlycalm.

DANA
You'regoingback.
HOLDEN (
(tryingta thUk)
I •mgoingthrou9ll.We'lljust drive-- there'agottabe anothexroad, another way out of here--
DANA
Itwon't work-- somethingwillhappen, it'llcollapse,or washaway --
HOLDEN
Thenwe'll leavethe roadsaltogether, driveas faras we caninto theforest, goon foot fromthere--

Dana shakesher head,reallystartingto get it--

DANA
You're missingthe point.

Her Zombie-likefatalitygetsto Holden.

HOLDEN
Hey -- hay. Look atme.

She looksat him. He holdsher gaze,rock-solid

HOLDEN(CONT'D)
This isn'tyour fault. (,

Sheactually laughsa little,whichdoesn'thelp.

DANA
I know. It'sthe puppeteers.
HOLDEN
Pleasedon't gonuts on me,Dana. You're all Igot.

Shestares athim, eyessoftening.

DANA
I'mokay.
HOLDEN
Good.'CauseI need youcalm.
(then)
No matterwhathappens•..We gottastay calm.

WSSSHLICK --A SCYTHEtear• throughHolden'sthroatfrom behind.

Blood splattersthewindshield-- DanaSCREAMS-- she glance.abackto see

'FA!l'HBRBUCRNER.

He•s rightbehindthem, havingcreptup fromhi• hiding place inthe Rambler. He growlsas hetries todislodge hie scythefrom Holden'sthroat-- SHLOCK-- hepulls it free -- arterialbloodsprayseverywhere,allover Dana

79

DANA CONTINUESTOSCREAM ANDSCREAM ASHOLDEN'SHANDS

instinctivelyclutchat hisown throat-- thesteering

wheel spinsunchecked--

WH-SHLACK-- FatherBucknerswings thescytheagain, this time lodgingit inthe sideof Holden'shead. Holden pitchesforward,the Ramblercareensout of control, leaps offthe roadand crashes--

Right intothe lake.

SMASH! The frontwindshieldSHATTERS-- lakewater cornea rushinginto thecab, blastingDanastraightback into her seat--

Besideher, Holdencontinuesto THRASH-- h•'•atill alive-- FatherBuckneryanks the scythefree,triesto swingit againbut thewater blastshim backto therear of theRambler--

("

Lakewater fillsthe cab-- withina matterof seconds, they'recompletelysubmerged--we're withDana as she screams,goesunder

And everythinggoesquiet.

Danastrugglesunderwater,panicin her eyesas shelooks overand seesHolden staringbackat her. He'a still holdinghisthroat --blood poursfrom hiewounds --

Danafightsto free herselffromthe seatbelt-- she shakesher head,CRIES OUT underwaterassheholds Holden'sgaze--

And WE'RE CLOSE ON HOLDENasthelife drainsout ofhim. As he staresat Dana,hie handsgo slack,blood gushes fromhie throat,cloudingthewater aroundhim untilhe disappearsentirely•••

80

EXT. LAKE -NIGHT

WIDE ON THELAKE asthe rest ofthe Ramblersinksbelow the surface,disappearingentirelyfromview. (

I~ • .RAJl"AI~R/LAD-NIGHT

We*re WITI!DANAaathe Ramblercontinuesto sink,the van now perpendiculu aeit plummetsstraightdown. She tumblesupward, intothe ceiling,towardsthe back •••

Her handsreach outfor anything,desperateto find purchase. Her eyesdart upward,fallingon --

The CEILINGHATCH.

It's small-- a basicventilationhatch,no morethan a foot-and-a-halfsquare-- butnow's notthe timeto be

picky.

There'sa littlebubble of airtrappedin there,and Dana shovesher face init, gaspsit greedily. It disappears as shedoes and shepulls herhead back,holdingher breathagain --

CLOSE ON: FATHER, smilinginthe darkwater. He doesn't need tohold hisbreath.

Danareaches out,grabs thecrank, spineit around. As the hatchswingsopen, shepunches outthe screen, squeezesher bodythroughthe hole. And justas she gets abouthalfway through--

FatherBucknergrabs herankle.

We'reON DANAas the sheerterrorof itall hits her-- she'sstuckhalf-in, half-outofa sinkingvan witha derangedzombieyankingat herlegs. Shethrasheswith everythingshe'sgot left-- kickinghimas hardas she canin the face-- WHACK-- knockinghimback

Shebreaks free,rocketsupwardout of thehatch,towards thesurface. Beneathher, thevan disappearsintothe inkydarknessof the lakebelow •••Danakicksforthe surface,closer,closer--

81

INT.CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

And a beerbreak• throughthesurfaceof the ice-waterof the littlecooler theboys hadstashedby the console.

Sittersontosses itto Hadley,pulls outtwo morefor Lin and himself.

HADLEY
GodDAMNthatwas crloae.

SITTBBSO.R

0 Photo fuckin'finish. But '418 arethe

champion•-- of theworld. (toTruman) Tru?

He holdsa beer up. Trumanshakes hishead.

TRUMAN
I don't understand.We're celebrating?
LIN
They're celebrating.I'm drinking.

He pointsto theBIG MONITOR,whereON THE SCREENwe see a bloodied,exhaustedDanaswimmingthroughthe lake towardsshore.

TRUMAN
She's stillalive. How canthe ritualbe complete?
HADLEY
The Virgin'sdeathis optional. Aslong as it'slaat.
(watchesthe screen)
All thatreallymatters isthat she auffera.

(

Sittersonstepsup besidehim. Watches Danaon the screen.

SITTERSON
(withgenuine respect)
Thatshe did.
HADLEY
(watchingscreen)
I'm actuallyrootingforher, believeit or not.
(otherspeek in)
Thekid's gotspunk, whichis more-- hey guyslCome oninl

As a fewworkers areat the door,holdingout a bottleof tequila•••

82

EXT. DOCK- NIGHT

ElegiacMUSIC startsto swellon the score. Danagrabs hold of thewooden dock-- ittakes everyounce of strengthshe's got leftto pal1herselfup out ofthe ( lake. Sheroll.aonher back,gaspa f.ora.i.t:.

As she laysthere, •taringupat tba eta.rs,thescore co11,tinue•toswell.She gaspsand gasps•••and111e're CLOSE OlfHERas therealizationfinallyhits her--

Sh•'• alive.

She madeit. She closeshereyes, thankgod --I'm alive•.•And just asshe breathesa sighof relief

WHAMl MATTHEW'SBEAR TRAP splintersthedock just millimetersfrom herhead.

Dana screams,scramblingback,sees MATTHEWloomingover her, thecrowbar stillstickingthroughhis head. As he bearsdown on her--

83

INT.CONTROL ROOM- CONTINUOUS

ON THEMONITORS-- we seeDana fightingfor herlife with Matthew. But withthe notableexceptionof Truman, nobodyreally seemsto bewatching anymore.People from otherdepartmentshave trickledin, some withdrinks, bagsof chips ---there'san officeparty vibe-- even musicplaying.

Hadleyis talkingto coupleof excitedlabcoaters...

86 •

85

I·F"

LABCOATGIRL
When thevanhit the lake?
LABCOATGUY
Ohl The zombie,thewater rushingin ••• That'spriaalterror.
HADLEY
(wistful)
Wouldabeencooler witha merman •••

Sittersonheads towardstheDemolitionguys.

SITTERSON
Youl Yoouuuul Rnuckleheadsalmostgave me aheart-attackwiththat tunnell

DEMO#1 (inno mood) Thatvaan'tour fault.

SITTERSON
I'm just givingyoua hard time.
(toDemo#2)
C'inereyou-- let'shave ahug --

DEMO#2 No. Suiou•ly. Thatwa,sn'tonus. There wasan unauthorizedpowerre-route from upetairs.

Sittersonstopsmid-drink,frowns. Wait

SITTERSON
What doyou mean,"upstairs"?

BRRRRING.

Justthen, a piercingRING fillstheair. Sitterson's face falls-- hiseyes darttowardsthe backof theroom where--

A singleRED TELEPHONEsitson thewall. BRRRING. As one,the crowdgoes QUIET. Sittersonlooksto Hadley-- theylock eyes,color drainingfromtheir faces Oh. Shit. Hadley swallows,movestowardsthephone --

HADLEY
(dead serious)
Turn thatfuckingmusicoff.

Someonestopsthe music. The workersglanceat each other,tense. BRRRING. Hadleygrabs holdof thephone, takesa deepbreath, thenanswersit --

BADLEY(CONT'D)
(intophone)
Hello sir.
(listens,then)
That'simpossible-- everythingwas withinguidelinesand theVirgin isthe only --
(winces)
No no-- of courseI'm notdoubtingyou, sir, it'sjust--

Hadley'sfacefalls ashie eyesdart up tothe VIEWSCREENS.

HADLEY (CONT'D)
(intophone, quietly)
Whichone?
86

EXT. DOCRS- NIGHT

WHAMJ Dana'sbody hitsthe dockhard. Matthew'sbear trap shattersthe wood besideher-- thedock's now in splinters. (J Dana looksuerrible-- she'aaopp!ng wet,batteredand ~loody. Clearly, Matthew'•beenkickingth~ he11out of he~. Da~aaan't eYenstand --tea.rsinher eyea,ahe tries tocrawl away-- she seesa brokendock plank beside her-- ma.--y:'beitcanbeusedasweapon--she reachesout for it --

And Matthewsteps down onherarm. DanaCRIES OUT•••As she triesto struggle,Matthewbears down •••We'rewith Dana as sherealizesthere'snothing shecan do •••she's as goodas dead •••

CHING•••CHING••• CHING•••Matthewstartsto swingthe chain•••He grabs thehandlewith bothhands, swinging

the chainbehind hisback andoverhead•••and justas

he's bringingit down forthedeathblow--

WWHH-CHING-- A BORGcatchesthe chainfrom behind. Lets

it wraparound andyanks itback --

Matthewjerks in surprise--he stumblesbackwards, crashingdown tothe dock --

Dana rollsto herfeet, looksback tosee --

MARTY.

Hisclothesare dousedin blood,the woundon hisback looksprettynasty•••but he's stillbreathing. Dana can'tbelieveher eyes

DANA
Marty!

But this isno timefor tearfulreunions. Matthew's already strugglingtohis feetbeside them--

MARTY
Dana-- getaway!

But she doesn'trun. As Matthewyankshis chainfrom Marty's grasp,Danagrabs holdof thedock plankbeeide her. Sheswings itwith allher mightright at Matthew --

CRACK! Ithits himsquare inthe face he pitches backwardsright offthe dock-- SPLASH intothe lake.

Dana joinsMarty andthey areat a deadrun.

SPLOOSH! Matthewre-emergesfrom thelake. Starts

movingthrou.gb.thewater.Right towardsthem..

MAM'Y (CON~6tJ)
C'mon --
87

EXT. CABIN -NIGHT

Dana andMarty racetowardsthe cabin. Behindthem,we can seeMatthew emergefromthe lake,followingthem --

DANA
Where arewe going?

WHAM! UP AHEAD, thefrontdoor ofthe cabinflies open. Framedin the doorwayisMOTHER BUCKNER.

Danaand Martyboth jump,scared. As MotherBuckner stepsout ontothe porch,Marty pullsDanato the side

MARTY
This way--

Theybolt aroundthe sideof the house,headingtowards theback. MotherBucknerfollows...

88

EXT. CABIN/FOREST -NIGHT

--Marty andDana racearound thecornerof the cabin. Marty headsstraight forthe treeline.UP AHEAD-- we seethe edgeof the 'grave'JudahdraggedMarty into earlier.

DANA
Marty-- wait--

Scccrrr•••Dana looksover, seesMotherBuckner roundthe corner ofthe cabin. Draggingher sawby her side•••

MARTY
Dana,c'aon
DANA
(toMarty)
We'regoingin there?

Shlop •••Shlop •••thesoundofMatthew'swet footsteps ring outas he comesaroundthe otheraide ofthe cabin.

MARTY
Ineed youto keep thefaithright now, sister --

Fwi.Bh--in the forestUPAHEAD, PatienceBucknecbreaks throughthe treeline.

ON DANA-- as shesees Mother,Matthew,and Patienceall closingin on her. She'strapped. She knowsit. So it takesher all ofone secondto makethe decision--

Martykneels bythe hole inthe groundand opensit furtherlike a stormdoor. On top,sod and leaves. Underneath,smooth,cleanmetal.

Lookingapprehensive,Danaslides inand MartySLAMSthe doorshut on topof them.

We stayoutside,lookingdown, holdingon thedoor inthe earthfor a beat. And then--

PatienceBucknerelides downthe embankment.She awkwardlytriesto paw atthe metaldoor withher one hand. And asshe scratchesat themetal, shelets outa chillingcry ofzombie frustration

PATIENCE
Mwwrrrooraarrr--

....,:..:·:·:fi;it,., ) ( "

89

INT.UNDERGROUNDSPACE -CONTINUOUS

Thesound of Dana'sbreathechoesoff the metalwallsof thissmall, darkchamber. It's onlytall enoughto crouchin, buta good twelvefeetby twelvefeet, witha squaremetal doorin themiddle ofthe floor. The light inthe room comesfroma panel inthe metalthat's been poppedout, afew glowingcables behind,includinga couplethat havebeenmessed with. As Danalooks more closely•••

DANA
Whatis this place?

Shesteps onsomethingsoft, jerksback asshe realizes it'sJudah'smewling face. He'sbeen completely dismemberedand piledup in thecorner, buthis bits stilltwitch.

MARTY
Yeah,I haddadismemberthat guy witha trowel. What'veyou beenup to?

She looksat him, bewilderedanddespairing. (_ MARn (COM'D) Nobodyelae,huh?

She shakesher head.

MARTY (CONT'D)
Ifigured.
DANA
You figuredeverything.
MARTY
Not even close,but Ido know some stuff. As inz

He goesto the doorin the floorand slidesitopen. She looks down: it'sa small metalelevator. Two sidesare thick glass,bu.ttheyare upagainst themetal shaftso tight youmight noteven tell.

MARTY (CONT'D)
It's an elevator. Somebodysentthese dead fucksup to getus. There'sno controlsinside butthere'smaintenance overridesin there. I beenplaying around. I think Ican make itgo down.
DANA
Do we va.nnagodown?
MARTY
Whereelse we gonnago?

A beat,andshe scramblesdown intoit ashe movesto the openpanel.

MARTY (CONT'D)
Get ready-- thetimingon thismight be prettytight.
90

INT.ELEVATOR- CONTINUOUS

She moves againstthewall, lookingup.

Marty flicksa switchand slidesrightinto the holeas the elevatorwhirs tolife andthe doorstarts sliding shut. He barelymakesit --and one ofJudah'sarms falls inwith him, thetwo ofthem doingthe get-away- from-it danceeven asthey bracethemselvesagainstthe sudden plummet.

MARTY
(kickingitto the side)
Ahl Fuckin'zombiearml

The eJ.~a.torstartsdown --nottoo faet-- andit is

shakenby anothertr-or.

91

EXT. WOODS- CONTINUOUS

The tremorrocks Patienceaswell. At its height,we hear metalscrapingand thehatch 9rind•opena sliver. Patiencelooks atit, her headcockedcuriously.

92

INT.ELEVATOR - CONTINUOUS

It seemsto go downa goodlong while-- thenjoltingly stops. They lookat eachother -- nothingopens-- then it startsmovingagain•••

MARTY
Are we movingaidevay•?

Danais leaningagainst theglasswhen the elevator suddenlycomes abreastofanotherelevator, alsowitha thickglass wall,and stops--

--a ravenousWEREWOLF leapsat heras sheturns she jumpsback as ithits theglass,clawing atit and drooling. Martystares inincomprehension.

MARTY(CONT'D)
So, no•••

Bothof them pressup againsttheoppoeitewall -- and theelevatormoves sidewaysagain,revealinga Gigeresque ALIEN hangingfromthe ceilingbehindthem. It jumps ontothe glassand atickathere, freakingthemout again, makingthem move tothemiddle ofthe smallspace, lookingaroundfor the nexthorror.

Theelevatoris jerkeddown -- thensideways,revealing thistime oneon each side. Danasees:

A littlegirlin a raggedballerinaoutfit (nota tutu, buta limp,torn skirt). She hasno face,just a circle- mouthwith aring of teeth.

Marty sees:

A staringman in a long,leather,futuristiccoat. He's dead white,has no hairand buzzsawsstuckin hishead in a neat row. His armsare ringedwith barbedwire stuck in deep. He is grinningat Martyand holdinga flowing sphere almostexactlythe•- as the onein the cellar. C DARA.

·?i~ (realizing) ,, Wechose,••

MARTY
(lookingoverat hers)
What?

The elevatormoves backdown intodarkness.

DANA
Inthe cellar. All thatshitwe were playing with •••They madeus choose.
(beat)
They made uschoose how we die.

The incomprehensionbuildsinher and shepunchesthe glass. It doesn'tmake a crackbut shekeeps going, poundingaway withboth fistslike a prize-fightergoing for bodyblows --Marty triesto holdher and she screams,thrashingaa we dropback wideto see:

An endlessarrayof elevators. Movingaround likea 3-D puzzle,like Charlie'sGreatGlass Elevator,likeucube". Monsters(many ofthem likethe oneswe've seen)in every singleone. It'sthe Costcoof death.

(.

93

INT.CONTROL ROOM- CONTINUOUS

Everyonehas clearedoutexceptWendy andour herothree. She'sin the lowerpart,on console,earpiecein. The men aregoingthrough everypartof the buildingontheir screens,movingfast andfrightened.

Sittersonwatchesnineconstantlychangingviews of monstersin elevators,lookingforthe kids.

SITTERSON
(intocom)
We sawthem godown theaccess drop,they haveto be inone of these! Internal securityshouldbe ableto -- I don't careif that'snot protocol! Areyou fuckinghigh?

Hadley,overthis, islooking athalls andstairwells, (manyof thembeing sweptby securityteams),also talkingon anearpiece:

HADLEY
It'sthe stonert Nol You can'ttouch thegirl -- If'he outliveshera.11this goesto hell! '!ab.hiaou~ fiat.
LIN
(tothe guys)
Clean-upsaysthe prepteam missedoneof thekid's stashes.Whatever he'sbeen smokinghasbeen immunizinghim toall ourshit.
HADLEY
Howdoes thathelp usright now?
(intocom)
What? Yes. If youhave a confirmedkill youcan takeher outtoo.
TRUMAN
There!

He's lookingat theelevatorscreens. Sittersonfreezes them fromchanging,then putstheir screenonall nine.

SITTERSON
Thirty sixoh six. Gotchya.
HADLEY
Bring 'emdown.
94

INT.ELEVATOR- CONTINUOUS

Martyia holdingDana, who'sbreathinghardbut calm,aa theelevator goeadown. The elevatorstopsand the door opensinto a sortof lobby. Instantlya GUARDis steppingone footin, gunat theirheads. Danais a littlein frontof Marty,standingexhausted,haunted, herknuckles --and muchelse of her-- bloody.

GUARD
Out ofthe elevator!
(beat)
Step outof theelevator!
DANA
Why areyou tryingto killus?
GUARD
Stepoutl Justthe girl!
DANA
Justme?

GUARD (

Be move!JSfoxwardan<iJudall'•aragcal,9hi•foot.He wiga11shootingat it.

Dana takesthe lb0tnenttorushhim--

95

INT. LOBBY- CONTINUOUS

Pushing himback --he liftsthe gun andMarty knocksthe guard'sarm so his gunpointsstraightat his own chin it goesoff•••

The guardfalls againstthewall, clutchingat his

bloodspurtsas Martytakes thegun.

MARTY
(ala"Lassie":)
Good work,zombie arm1

They lookaround. There areeight elevatorwells,four on eachside, witha corridorturn behindfromwhich we can hearthe trompof approachingguards. On theother side isa small guardstation,whichthis deadfellow presumablycameout of, sincethe dooris ajar. The guardstation hasglass alongthe tophalf, asthick and unbreakableas theelevators'.

As the kidsget theirbearings,a voice comesovera loudspeakerinthe hall. It'sa good system,andthe voice ia surprisinglyintimate.

THE DIRECTOR
(v .o.)
Thisis all mostunpleasant.

They look around,seeinghiddenspeakers,not surewhat to do.

THB DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(V.O.)
Iknow you canhear me. I hopeyou'll listen.

Marty makesa motionto Dana-- don'tspeak.

THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(V.O.)
You won'tgetout ofthis complexalive. What I wantyou to tryto understandis that you au•tn't. Yourdeathswill avert countlessothem.

IN!l'.CQN'P;ROLROOM-CONTINt10US

Had1eyand Sitter•onlistfmas well. On theirscreens, we seeMarty andDana in acorridor-- and a SWAT-lookin' team c·reepingdownanother.

THEDIRECTOR
(V.O.)
You've seenhorriblethings:an armyof nightmarecreatures. And theyare real.
96

INT. GUARDSTATION/LOBBY-CONTINUOUS

THEDIRECTOR
(V. 0.)
But theyare nothingcomparedto what lies beneathus.

The kidssee theshadowsof the approachingguards lookaround forescape.

THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(V. 0.)
There isa greatergood,and for thatyou must besacrificed. Forgiveus...and let usend it quickly.

Martypulls atDana, handingher thetrowel aathey head to theempty guardstation.

97

INT.GUARDSTATION/LOBBY- CONTINUOUS

Theyare closingthe doorbehind themwhen itis peppered withgunfire. They slamit shut andlock it,keepinglow eventhough theglass isn'teven crackingyet.

Martylooks up: the lobbyis fullof approaching guards-- SWAT-lookingguyawho keepa steadypound of bulletscoming.

Danalooks atthe consolein here,realizationdawningon her:

ANGLE: THE CONSOLEcontrolsallthe elevators. And there's a buttonthatsays ''PURGE".

DANA
An armyof nightmares,huh?

She looks atthe guards,at Marty. Back atthe console. (

DANA (COJrr•D)
Let'sget thisparty started.

She hitir-purge".

In the hall,the soundof theelevatorsis audible. The lead guardholds hisfist up.

LEAD GUARD
Holdfire! Hold fire!

They finallydo, andthere's amoment ofquiet.

ANGLES DOWNTHE HALL.

We can seeevery elevatordooropen, butnot what's

inside. Another momentas themen betweenturn tolook.

Werewolves,Aliens,Mutantsand Robotspour outof the elevatorsat crazyspeed, decimatingthemen evenas they beginto fire. It'sa warzonein a second.

ANGLE: RUNNINGDOWNTHE ADJOINING HALLwiththenext groupof guards, theyturnthe cornerto see horrible Chaos-- and thedoors openagain, thenext batchof horrorssweepingout directlyat them.

ANGLE: DANAAND MARTYare sittingwiththeir backs against thewalls, listeningtoall mannerof screamsand weird soundsand thingsbumpingor smearingagainstthe window above.

98

INT. VARIOUS:

As the carnagecontinues:

ANGLE: FROMINSIDE AN ELEVATORasit opens,andan alien rocketsout at theguard turningto usand firing.

ANGLE: IN A CORRIDORaguardruns froma floating, screamingwitch,who grabshis head andmysticallysucks the lifeout of it.

99

INT.CONTROL ROOM- A BITLATER

Thereis chaos onevery screen. Wendy issilentand near tears. Truman hashis weaponat theready. Hadley and Sittersonare stillworking.

Sitr'l'ERSCJll Why aren'tthe de£enaeaworldng? Where's the fuckinggaaT

BADLEY
Somethingchewedthrough theconnections, in theutility shaft.
SITTERSON
Somethingwhich?
HADLEY
Soaethingacar:,1

Thelights goout, thescreens godead. And something hitsthe doorhard enoughto buckleit.

100

INT.GUARDSTATION/LOBBY- CONTINUOUS

Thetwo are stillcoweringwhensomething••••h•• though theglass andinto thewall across. It starts unfurling...It'sa DRAGONBAT.

DANA
Shit!

Shemakes forthe door,Martyright behind. Theyopen it andhead out,keepinglow.

(

The lobby isstill ascary placeto bebut there aremore things killingand/orfeeding thanlookingfor prey. They maketheir way across--Marty shootinga Mutantin the eye-~ and are almostto theturnwhen they hearan unbelievablescreech.

guard station.Theybolt, turning

·:..intoalabcoatguywhopassesthem i- 2cornerthey camefrom --and gets

nail hara ~v ::.:::,dragonbatthatheanditamaah throu\ilatheva11:

The dragonbatpullshim back,eating hisentrails,and Dana looksat thehole in thewall. Thereis astone corridorbeyond, differentthanany ofthe.restof this place. Older.

Marty iswatchingthe corridor-- a coupleof flesh- eatingZombies areslowly comingtowardthem --and Dana grabshis arm, pullshim intothe stonecorridorand down it.

Andmore carnage:

ANGLE: A CLOWNtakingbullethit afterbullethit as it lumbersforward,knife inhand.

ANGLE: AWEREWOLFtearingout a man'sthroatwith its teeth,as in thebackgrounda unicornslams itshorn repeatedlyintothe guardup againsta wall,blood spurtingon itslovely unicornmane.

101

INT.CONTROLROOM- CONTINUOUS

Thedoor is offits hinges,smokefilling thedark room.

TheSCARECROWFOLR havealmost overpoweredTruman,their knife-fingerstwitchingashe shootsthem tono avail.He pullsout a grenade•••

Hadleyhas asubmachinegun froma slidingdrawer of weapons underhis console. He'slooking downinto the spaceand firingcovershots intothe smokyroom as Sittersonisworking thekey-padof a securetrapdoor hidden underthe carpet. Wendy Linstandsover him, terrified.

BADLEY
Runningout oftimel
SITTERSON
It'son emergencylockdownl I'm bypassing•••

Truman'sgrenadeexplosionknocksHadleyoff the edgeand intothe mainspace, lostin thesmoke.

LIN
Hadley!
SITTERSON
I'mclose I'mclose I'mclose --

ANGLE: HADLEYis onhis back,dazed,when he hears something slurpingtowardhimin the smoke. Helooks to see the MERMAN,blackfin anddorsal likea whale,black soaking hair,blackeyes -- everythingelseaswhite as his razor-sharpteeth. He putsa webbedhand onHadley's throat asHadley realizeshe'sabout tobe killedby a merman --

BADLEY
oh,coae onl

And it bite•his faceoff.

ANGLE: SITTERSOBANDLIN areconcentratingonthe trapdoor,we heara 'ping' --

SITTERSON
Got itl

Sittersonswingsthe heavystone doorup as atentacle

wraps aroundLinand whipsher up outof frame.

Sittersondives intothe holeand pullsthe doorshut

over him.

102

INT. HIDDENCORRIDOR- CONTINUOUS

Sittersonracesdown a ladderand aroundthecorner -- and rightinto Dana'strowel. He looksat her,confused by theblade inhis chest. She looksstricken.

He seesMarty comingup behindher,turns toher ashe sinks•..

SITTERSON
Please...kill him ...

And diesat herfeet, trowelstillin him.

MARTY
Come on. We haveto finda way out beforeeverythingelse findsa wayin.

She'slookingdown atSitterson.

MARTY(CONT'D)
Dana!

She looks upat him. Be holdsout the gun.

MARTY (CONT'D)
Here. It's easierwiththis.

She takesthe gun anddoes seemto gain some measureof calm fromit. Startsdown thehall -- anddown along stone staircase,takingpoint,gun heldout.

103

INT. THECHAMBER - CONTINUOUS

Marty andDana enterquickly,Dana holdingthe gun,the camera circlingthemas theyturn, lookingat thefive stone slabs,then armingapto see they'restandingon a

mo•aico£ the aymbolSittersonwore. (

~xceptat the stair•,the edgesof thestone don'treaoh thJIw•ll..'l'betwoofthem looko:vartheedge tosee a spaceof maybe fourfeet acrossthat goesall tilevay down intodarkn.... But thereis thesense of something movingin that darkness. Thekids drawback fromit.

MARTY
No way out.
DANA
Look at these.
(turningslowly)
Five of them.
MARTY
What arethey?
DANA
Us.

A whirringsoundaccompaniesa spillof lightas a small circularhatchopens in thecenterof the mosaicand up comesTHE DIRECTOR (kindoflike Lukein "Empire"when he entersthe cryogenicchamberto fightVader.)

He isolder, distinguished,wearingablacksuit, grey shirt,no collar,no tie,and greygloves. He's calm, almostaffectionate.

·~ J

THEDIRECTOR
That'squite right.
DANA
(to Marty)
I should'veseenit likeyou did. All of this:the old guyat thegas station,the out ofcontrolbehavior,the monsters••• this ispart ofa ritual.
THE DIRECTOR
Theoldest.
MARTY
A ritualsacrifice? Great! You tie someoneto a stone,geta fancydagger anda buncharobes••• it'snot that complicatedI
DANA
No,it'a simple. Theydon't justwanna seeus killed. Theywant to seeus punished.
MARTY
PUDisbedforwhat2

THB DIREC'l?OR (shrugging) For being young? It'sdifferentfor every culture. And itchangesover the years, butit's veryspecific. There must be atleast five.

He pointsto one ofthe carvings: it'sa woman standing erect,holding openher robe,her nakedbody revealed.

THE DIRECTOR(CONT'D)
The Whore.
DANA
(mutters)
That word •••
THE DIRECTOR
She is corrupted,shediesfirst.
(pointingtotheother carvings)
The Athlete. TheScholar. The Fool.All suffer anddie, atthe handsof the horrorthey haveraised. Leaving the last, tolive ordie as fatedecides. {MORE)
THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
(pointsto the lastslab, looks atDana)
The Virgin.
DANA
(snorts)
Me? Virgin?
MARTY
Dude,she's a homewreckerl
THE DIRECTOR
We workwith whatwe have.
MARTY
Whathappens ifyou don'tpull it off?
THE DIRECTOR
Theyawaken.
DANA
Who does? What'sbeneathus?

THB DI!tB.CTOR Thagods. Thea1eepi.Jllggods;thegiants ( thatlive inthe earth,tha.~1.1eedtorule it..They foughtfor abillion yearsand no,,theysleep. In everyaountry,for everyculture,there isa gad toappease. Aslong as onesleeps,they alldo. But theother ritualshaveall failed.

There is agreat rumbling--they all staggera bit,and silt siftsdown fromthe ceiling. As itsubsides•••

THB DIRECTOR(CONT'D)
Thesun willrise in eightminutes.
(toMarty)
Ifyou liveto see it,the worldwill end.

Neitherof them questionsthetruth ofit. Theystare at him a moment.

MARTY
Maybe that'sthe wayit ought tobe. Maybe it'sti.mefor achange.
THE DIRECTOR
We're nottalking aboutchange. We're talking aboutthe agonizingdeathof every human soulonthe planet.
(toMa(~k:)
THE DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
Includingyou. You can diewith them.Or you candie forthem.
MARTY
Gosh,they'reboth so enticing•••

Helooks overto Danato see that•h• i•pointin9the gun athia.

MARTY (CONT'D)
Wow.
DANA
Marty... Thewhole world•••
THE DIRECTOR
(toDana)
Thereis no otherway. You haveto be strong.
MARTY
Yeah,Dana. You feelingstrong?

I'.maorry.

MAR'l'Y

soam I.

A werewolfleapsat her fromthe stairsand tearsinto

her! Thegun goesflying asshe fallsto theground,

tryingto pull thebeast offher.

The DirectorandMarty bothmove forthe gun,and strugglethemselves,but Martyfinallygets holdof it-- knockingThe Directorto thefloor --and without hesitationputs threebulletsinto thewerewolf,sending it screechingbackup thestairs.

Dana rollsover,eyes wild,blood everywhere.The Directorrises andtacklesMarty. They wrestleon the floor,the gun justout ofreach, theedge ofthe abyss by theirheads.

As theyfight, Danabreathesheavilyby thestairs, unableto rise. She looksover astwo smallfeet shamble by her,in old,dirty shoes,the edgeof atattered ginghamdress swingingabovethe ankles.

Martygets ontop of TheDirectorand pusheshis forearm againsthis windpipe. Hisback isto thegirl.

DANA
Marty ..•

(_

He turns-- TheDirector grabsthe gun-- andMarty spins TheDirector ontop of him justaa Patiena•awin9•her hatchet,buryin9it in theback of theDirector'•akull.

Anothertremorand Marty kicksThe Directoroverthe edge ofthe circle. Patience,unwillingto let goher hatchet,goes overwith him.

Martywatchesthem a moment,then limpsover tothe stairs.

Another,biggertremor makeshim pause,but itsubsides andhe slumpsin the cornernext toDana. She's breathingshallow,tearsstreaming fromher eyes,but she'spretty alert.

MARTY
Hey.
DANA
You know •••Idon'tthink••• · Curteven has acousin.
MARTY
Huh. How are you?
DANA
Goinga.way..•
MARTY
I'msorry.
DANA
I'mso sorry Ialmost shotyou •••I probablywouldn'thave ...
MARTY
Hey,shh, no •••Itotallyget it.

As he continues,helights upa joint.

MARTY {CONT'D) I'msorry Ilet you getattackedby a werewolfandthen endedthe world.

Be takesa drag andholds itout to her. With ashakey hand, shetakes itand dragson it herself.

DANA
Nahh, youwere right. Humanity .•.
(blowsoutsmoke ina cynical 'Pfft')
It'stimeto give someoneelsea chance.
MARTY
Giant evilgods.
DANA
Wish Icoulda seen'em.
MARTY
I know1 That wouldbe a funweekend.

Biggestrumbleyet. Thefloor startsbulging,cracking, asdust and debriscloudthe screen.

Danaholds outher hand. Martyputs his init. Squeezes it. They holda moment.

An explosionof debrisfrom belowobliteratesthe chamber.

104

EXT. CABIN -DAWN

We are wideon the cabinas agnarled hand,biggerthan the houseand on an arma hundredfeet long,shootsup froJllthecrustof theearth,

SLAO: OUT. HIPP