JO JO
So....where's Gorgeous?
Suddenly, George comesrolling out of the kitchen, unconsciousand
tied, face down, to abus cart. There is writing on his back.
Everyone pulls theirweapons and moves toward.
N.S. BRUGLIONE #2
What the fuck is goingon, here?
S.S. BRUGLIONE #2
Where's that spic barkeep? Yo, Pepe!
Where you at?!
As the gangsters achievethe cart, the brothers creep overthe bar
in the b.g. Bruglioneslook down on George, painted on hisback...
S.S. BRUGLIONE #3
"Erin go brah?" Whatthe hell does
that mean?
Connor and Murphy are standing25 feet behind them.
MURPHY
It's Irish for "You'refucked."
Hard core music as theBrugliones turn in horror. Everyonebegins
firing and we have slowmotion gunplay to pulsating music.
Several are chewedup as chests explode and they are blown into
George on the cart,knocking it over. George comes to.
Romeo appears and tearsin, sending several more crashing intothe
salad bar.
Murphy, while firing,dives back over the bar as bottles explode.
Connor rapid fires ashe dives into a booth.
The boys rise and layout a second barrage, blasting the restinto
buffet tables and a sodafountain. The music cuts.
ROMEO
Viva La Mejico, bitches!
George bolts up. Thebus cart is still tied to his fat belly.
GEORGE
Uh, I've seen the light! You guys have
really turned me aroundon this! I'm
like born again and shit! I swear!
MURPHY
(to Connor)
What do ya think? Lethim go?
Connor slips one bulletin a revolver, spins the barrel andsnaps it
shut. He points itto George's forehead. George weeps inearnest.
CONNOR
We'll let God decide ifyou get a
second chance.
He slowly cocks thehammer back, pulls trigger, "click."
CONNOR (CONT'D)
Well, praise the Lord.
The terrified ex-gangsterstaggers toward an exit whilewriggling
out of his bonds. Justas he touches the door.
CONNOR (CONT'D)
George?
(George turns)
All good boys go to heaven.
George nods and exits. Romeo is confused as our trio gathers.
Connor tosses the bullethe palmed to Romeo and he nods.
MURPHY
Now, that was, perhapsthe finest
example of spiritual guidancethat I
have ever had the good fortuneta
witness.
CONNOR
Well, thank you verymuch. Mysterious
ways. Mysteriousways.
SLO-MO: Suddenly,Eunice bursts through the kitchen door andlevels
her weapon at the brothersand Romeo. Romeo levels back.
Eunice fires as theboys dive on Romeo. Crew Cut is revealedbehind
our trio, firing fromthe shadows. Eunice and Crew Cut exchange
fire as the boys reload.
Eunice hits Crew Cut inthe side. The assassin has a momentof
outrage but persists firingas he makes a hasty exit.
In the confusion it isa few moments before anyone realizeshe is
gone. Silence falls. Presently, Romeo and the boys boltup. Romeo
goes for the door andthe boys level at Eunice.
CONNOR (CONT'D)
Drop the gun! Drop it!
She "places" her gun ona nearby table.
EUNICE
Easy fellas. I'm alone.
The boys are beforeher as Romeo returns.
ROMEO
He's gone.
CONNOR
Who are ya?
EUNICE
My name is Eunice Bloom...andI'm your
new guardian angel. A torch was passed
to me by a mutual friend,gone but not
forgotten.
The boys reholster. Shedrops her arms.
MURPHY
We heard about Smecker. He was a good
man.
CONNOR
Aye. You have our condolences.
EUNICE
And you have mine.
They shake.
CONNOR
Connor
MURPHY
Murphy.
EUNICE
Very well...Connor,Murphy.
The boys nod. Romeopoints to the front door.
ROMEO
Who the fuck was thatguy?!
EUNICE
That, I suspect,was the shooter you
boys have been looking for.
The boys look at eachother. Frustration. Anger.
ROMEO
Fucking...what the fuck?! Who the fuck
is this brawd?! Andwhat the fuck's
going on, here?!
EUNICE
Let's speed this upbefore your new
Sidekick's got to digany deeper into
his impressive vocabulary.
The boys chuckle.
ROMEO
Oh, no you didn't.
EUNICE
T am an FBI agentwho iscontrolling
this investigation fromwithin, in
order to ensure thatyou gentlemen
never see the inside ofa prison cell.
I am conspiring to dothis with three
like minded individualswho have aided
you in the past. ThoughI have yet to
inform them of my agendabecause, well,
girl's gotta have her fun.
MURPHY
Dolly, Duffy and Greenly?
EUNICE
The very same.
CONNOR
How are the lads?
EUNICE
Two of them are scared. One's just
horny.
MURPHY
Bet'cha I can guesswhich one.
EUNICE
Bet'cha can but let's saveit for
group. Right now,we have a big
problem.
CONNOR
What's that?
Funice denotes the bodies.
EUNICE
This...simply won'tdo. We made a
deal. The big fish stepin if your
body count gets toohigh and...
(re: carnage)
-..-youhave been verynaughty boys.
Rockin' music overtakesas we DISSOLVE TO...