A brick loft. Jamie and Charlie are gathered around a phone
on speaker. We cut back and forth.
JAMIE
And?
BEN (V.O)
I’ll be honest gentlemen... It scared the shit out me.
BUFF REVISED, MAY 11, 2015 61.
CHARLIE
So this guy Vennett’s not wrong?
BEN (V.O.)
No... he’s not.
CHARLIE
Yes!
BEN (V.O)
Tell me more about these CDOs... I feel like I opened the hood of a car and instead of an engine saw a monkey on a bike.
Ben holds up a report Jamie and Charlie did on CDOs.
JAMIE
Vennett mentions the CDOs but they’re way worse than even he knows. We couldn’t even model them.
CHARLIE
They don’t make any sense! And they’re a hundred times larger than the MBS!
BEN (V.O.)
And somehow they’re over 90% AAA rated. The perfect scam.
FREEZE
JARED VENNETT (V.O.)
I’ll be honest. I don’t love that these losers are saying I missed something but the truth is they’re right. The CDOs were a hundred times worse than even I imagined. Let’s go back to Bourdain’s seafood stew so we’re all on the same page.
A80 INT. KICHEN -- DAY A80
Bourdain stands over the pot of seafood stew.
BOURDAIN
Alright, remember how I said the CDOs are seafood stew filled with old fish stamped AAA? Well Jamie and Charlie found out the CDOs were even worse than that.
(MORE)
BUFF REVISED, MAY 11, 2015 61A.
BOURDAIN (CONT'D)
Turns out they were filled with shitty mortgages from different bonds that didn’t even operate by the same laws. And there were also swaps and all kinds of other junk just thrown in there. Millions and millions of this garbage... So instead of just old fish our seafood stew also has... wolverine meat in it...
He puts a weird gray meat in.
BOURDAIN (CONT’D)
Possum... skunk... Kimodo dragon and then a whole lot of stuff the no one even knows what it is.
Bourdain reaches into a box marked simply MEAT (?) and throws
a bunch in.
BOURDAIN (CONT’D)
And these CDOs were selling and selling....
Wee pull out and see dozens of pots of stew all around the
kitchen.
BOURDAIN (CONT’D)
Nuts, right?
B80 INT. BROWNFIELD OFFICE - GREENWICH VILLAGE - DAY B80
BEN (V.O.)
I saw the CDOs you want to short. The’re brilliant. Worthless, total crap.
CHARLIE
Jamie Shipley, Ladies and Gentlemen.
JAMIE
I'm good at finding shit. If I can keep Charlie from trying to sneak in a little value.
CHARLIE
Sue me, I'm Jewish. We shorted all double BBs and triple B’s. The risk is relatively low and the pay off is 25 to 1.
BUFF REVISED, MAY 11, 2015 61B.
BEN (V.O.)
So why are you calling me? I don’t do this anymore.
Charlie and Jamie share a careful glance.
CHARLIE
Look, Ben, help us get an ISDA so we can short this crap. We know you hate Wall Street but it's not like you'd be trading, you'd only be helping us get a place at the table.
BEN (V.O.)
That’s an ugly table to be seated at.
JAMIE
The system fucked up in a big, big way here. And somehow we know before anyone else.
(MORE)
BUFF REVISED, MAY 11, 2015 62.
JAMIE (CONT'D)
This is a once in a lifetime trade. Help us make this deal. Come on, it’ll be fun.
BEN (V.O.)
Oh this won’t be fun.
Sam’s tone is less than definite, he's clearly tempted.
JAMIE
I didn’t mean fun.
BEN (V.O.)
You said fun.
Beat
BEN (V.O.)
Okay, I'll call Deutsche Bank.
Charlie and Jamie high five.
CHARLIE
Thank you. What about Bear? They have some reprehensible product.
BEN (V.O.)
Okay. Bear will trade with anybody.
Silent air pumps.
JAMIE
How soon can you be out here?
BEN (V.O.)
I don’t know... I haven’t flown since they put those Chertoff body scanners in the airports. I’ve never been a fan of being strip searched by radiation.
(takes a breath)
I’ll be there Tuesday.
Jamie and Charlie celebrate more.
MUSIC: An popular alternative hip hop song like FEEL GOOD INC
by GORILLAZ plays us into the next scene.
C80 INT. KENNEDY AIRPORT TERMINAL - DAY C80
Ben rides the long airport escalator wearing a flu mask. And
holding a duffle bag.
BUFF REVISED, MAY 11, 2015 62A.
He passes an Asian man also wearing a flu mask, salutes his
comrade-in-fear. The man stares back confused.
At the bottom of the escalator Charlie and Jamie wait with a
sign reading “Ben Rickert”
Ben walks past them with out breaking stride and crumples up
the sign.
D80 EXT. DEUTSCHE BANK - TWO HOURS LATER D80
Establishing