"TALLADEGA NIGHTS" (2006)

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  • INT 64
  • EXT 95
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  • DAY 25
  • NIGHT 4
  • DUSK 1
  • CONT 28
  • UNKNOWN 101
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INT. MID-SIXTIES CHEVY - NIGHT.

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We see a woman, LUCY BOBBY, 23, in the midst of giving birth in the back seét. “Driving: the car is REESE BOBBY, 26. He is

going way too’ fast in a gleaming immaculate tricked- -out chevy.

- REESE

Whoo-whoo!!! Honey will you look at that speedometer!! Just look at pn oo LUCY I am giving birth to your child you jackass!!

They go right by the hospital.

LUCY
You just passed the hospital!!
REESE
Baby, we’re going one hundred and thirty-six miles an hour! Ha, ha, ha!! This car ain’t never gone this fast!!!

We hear the cry of a newborn as the speedometer strains to hit 140 mph.

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EXT. HOSPITAL - A FEW MINUTES

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An ORDERLY, 31, helps Lucy out of the car while a NURSE, 52, stands by holding the newborn. .

REESE BOBBY
So are you good?
LUCY
What?

REESE Pe ne You got all this <7 You know — raisin’ him, being a mom?’ “All that?!

LUCY 5
Reese Bobby you''get out of “that car right now-

Reese floors it and, peels: ‘Sut, oF the hospital driveway. REESE BOBBY | SERS: ines: a call when he can drive!

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EXT. CONVENIENCE STORE PARKING LOT - SIX YEARS LATER

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Lucy Bobby puiis: up in a wood-paneled station wagon. In the seat next to her is five-year-old Ricky Bobby in a dirty Captain America T-shirt.

FIVE-YEAR-OLD RICKY BOBBY
I wanna go fast! I wanna go fast!
LUCY BOBBY
Ricky, can’t you say something else? I know it’s hard not having a Daddy but just try and use some cther words. Please.

Beat as Lucy waits for Ricky to say something.

FIVE YEAR OLD RICKY BOBBY I wanna go fast!

LUCY BOBBY
Alright. I’m gonna run in the store real quick and grab some milk for dinner. You stay put.

She gets out and runs into the store. As soon as she enters we hear the car squeal and tear out of the parking iot.

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EXT. INTERSECTION - FIVE MINUTES LATER

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Tough high school kids in a hot rod listen to loud music

while waiting at a red light. Another car pullscup.next to them and revs its engine. Mi a

HIGH SCHOOL KID
Hey hotshot, you wanna race?

Driver's side window roles down and. we seé five-year-old Ricky Bobby. i ,

FIVE YEAR. OLD RICKY. BOBBY I wanna go fast!- (20% 8

Light turns green and beth cars tear off the line.

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INT. FOURTH GRADE CLASSROOM - DAY

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It is Career Day and:a class of twenty fourth graders are listening.to a PARENT, ~ 35, talking about his job with his DAUGHTER; 9, next:-to him. In the front row is TEN-YEAR-OLD RICKY. Ke wears brates and an ill-fitting, bright, orange- collared shirt. He is clearly not one of the popular kids.

PARENT
. and then I lock up and head on ‘home. So that’s what it’s like to manage a Waffle House.

The Class claps anc the TEACHER, a reddish-brown-haired woman of about 42, steps in front of the class.

TEACHER
Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ricky is your Father here?
RICKY
No Ma'am. My Motner says he’s off getting speeding tickets and chasing tail.

The class laughs. Ricky doesn’t know why.

TEACHER
Alright then, we‘ll move on to Brennan, whose Father is here to tell us what his job as a prison guard is like.
CLASS
Cocl job! Awesome! I want to be in prison!

There’s a little tap at the door. SEES bestigs 3 REESE BOBBY . Excuse me darlin...I’m Reese Bobby. I’m here for Career Day with my son.. Ricky..

We see Reese is peeking through the. door with a cigarette in his mouth. “sh

RICKY..." Dad! "3

_ °° “REESE BOBBY

Hey there hee. Man .you got big...How Tong’ : s it been? Three months? =

; ’ Ricky rapen:; yeats.

REESE BOBBY
Aww, ‘sorry about that. Here’s a five Gollar bill.

He hands Ricky the bill as the other boy and his Dad sit down. *

TEACHER
Mx. Bebby, there’s no smoking in here.
REESE BOBBY
It’s alright noney, I’m bonded. {addressing the class) Okay...I am a race car driver.

The kids oh and ah ane Ricky beams with pride.

REESE BOBBY
And the first thing you gotta iearn if you wanna be a race car driver, is that you don’t listen to losers...like your teacher over here.
TEACHER
Okay, I think that’s enough.
REESE BOBBY
Your teacher wants you to go slow and she’s wrong, cause this whole. --:. world’s built on speed. Just remember, it’s the fastest that gets paid and it’s the fastest. that gets laid. Mew aa
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EXT.. SCHOOL - FIVE MINUTES LATER

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Reese Bobby is Preis forcibly. eonetred “from ‘tive school by three JANITORS, while aa HAEENOE

REESE. BOBBY *: You people are in the wrong on this

one!!! So in “the:wrong!!! This is egregious!!! Do you. hear me, egrepions!!!

They toss Reese onto “the ‘parking lot. He gets up.

“RICKY Soy ial

REESE BOBBY
Don’ t listen to these people Ricky!

You're a winner! You got the gift. Always remember: if you ain't first, you're last.

He jumps in his car and takes off.

REESE BOBBY
See you when you're grown up!
RICKY
{awe struck) I= you ain't first, you're last..

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EXT. TALLADEGA SPEEDWAY - TEN YEARS LATER

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CARD: “The Talladega Speedway: Ten Years Later”

Overhead shot of Talladega Speedway 1992. We helicopter pan past an electric crowd cf two hundred thousand people as multi-colored stock cers tear down the straightaway with a deafening roar. Mmmm. It’s sweet.

ESPN ANCR #1(V.0.) It is a hot one here in Tailadega. And this crowd of over one hundred) i: and eighty thousand is enjoying one* heck of a race! Cal Naughton Jr. has been dueling Bill Elliot all day long... ori

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EXT. PIT ROW - CONTINUOUS

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We see a quick cut of the caution flag being waved. A hand full of cars pull into pit ‘row. We focus on one particular car: #28 The Laughing Clown Malt Liquor Car as it weakly rolls to a stop. As soon”'as": it stops the crew is all over it changing tires and fueling up. like they’re involved in some kind of siPoRtLyS bajiec.

We whip pan to the crew to see Ricky changing a tire. He’s on the crew. HE IS NOT THE DRIVER. He still has a dorky spiky haircut and a pimple or two with a name tag reading “Ricky” on his crew suits

The crew chiee, LUCIUS WASHINGTON, an intimidating African American man, starts talking to the driver.

LUCIUS
Terry! ferry! Listen to me. You are running a terrible race man! We’re in last place. You haven’t passed anyone in forty-five minutes. Terry?

The driver doesn’t respond. Lucius reaches into the car and touches the driver who slumps over.

LUCIUS
Sweet Mother Mary! This man’s dead! He's cold to the touch.

Bush falls

HERSHELL
I’ve watched those true crime shows; that takes like two hours for a body to get cold.
ANOTHER CREW MEMBER
How the hell was he turning corners?

over the pit crew. GLENN, a slightly affected

Georgian with a big Adam’s apple, speaks up.

GLENN
We’ ve been crewing a ghost car.

LUCIUS ‘ Get this body out of the car. (turns to the crew) . 2 Alright gentleman the béttom line

is if we don’t finish thiS%race ‘our sponsor is gonna shit a chicken.

The créw starts to get the. bodyeut.. of the ear.

SUPER FASE

GLENN. ‘s ty

Think about. it. He was dead and he was still dfiving. It was...it was literally a ghost ‘car.

. Lbecirus I need me. a Griver. Who wants to go fast? Bs :

PusE IN TO, "RICKY BOBBY

Ricky raises: ‘his hand.

RICKY

I like to go fast.

LIGHTENING

1) Ricky being zipped up in the suit 2} into the seat 3}Close up of a tire peeling out 4) The car

QUICK SERIES OF CUTS-

tearing out of pit row with a vengeance

MUSIC: Steve Earle’s “Last cf the Troubadours”

OPENING CREDITS START

Buckle clicking him

kicks in hard.

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EXT. STANDS ~ CONTINUOUS

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In the crowded stands we see a FATHER, 49, a MOTHER, 48, and their two SONS all decked out in Nascar hats, shirts and jackets listening to the coverage on their race radios.

ESPN ANCR #1 (V.0.) We have got a situation for the Laughing Clown Malt Liquor number 28 car. Apparently Terry LeCheveaux is sick and one of his crew members has taken the wheel. wai

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INT. ANNOUNCER’S BOOTH - CONTINUOUS

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The two ESPN ANNOUNCERS follow the race.

ESPN ANNOUNCER: #2. That’s right Kurt. His nameé’-is Ricky Bobby and he’s: currently. in last place. Let’s just: “hepe he doesn’t hurt someone out there.

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INT. RICKY'S CAR - COLIRINUOUS

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Ricky is moving ed Shaking. “He? Ss got his spotter in his ear as weil as Lucius.

“LUCIUS (V.0.) Just play it‘safe. I don’t want you wrecking that car and costing us three hundred thousand G.D. bucks.

RICKY
With’all due respect sir, I think I’m going to do some driving.

We see his foot on the accelerator and he begins to pass cars. Ricky fakes high and then passes low. Taps somecne’s fender then dodges a wreck masterfully.

ESPN ANNOUNCER #1 Weil look at that. The tire changer in the 28 car is really going after Bi biel

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EXT. RACE TRACK - LATER

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Checkered flag is waving. We see Ricky finishing third.

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EXT. PIT ROW

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A reporter from the show RPM is interviewing CAL nRucEr JR, 32, the winning driver, and Ricky. REPORTER FROM RPM , Another exciting race today at Talladega where Cal Naughton Jr. has brought home the checkered flag ‘fox, . his sixth win of the season. ane

CAL NAUGHTON
Thanks Gary. We were-

But that’s not the big tary today. The big story is’a little-known tire changer; Ricky Bobby, who finished third in: the Laughing Clown Malt Liquor “Car. Ricky, where’ a you learn to drive like that?

We see that _Rficky isi, extremely nervous. ke just stares at the camera ror a 10K time.

iy: ‘ RICKY Do’ you want me to talk?

REPORTER FROM RPM
If you'd like to say something ‘that'd be great.
RICKY
(too softly)
Well the car handled real good -.-and that was good so I felt geod.
REPORTER FROM RPM
Can you speak up Ricky?
RICKY
I said the car handled good and that was = So I felt good which was good..
REPORTER FROM RPM
Right, the car was good...we get that.
RICKY
And if my Daddy’s was watching I’m sorry I didn’t finish first. I'll do better next time... .;
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INT. GARAGE AREA -— CONTINUOUS

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The team owner, Mr. DENNIT, a large’ garrulous man, watches the interview with Lucius. on?

LUCIUS: at Bad news is he's: going. to’ “need some on camera training. Good news is he can drive Mr. jPenndt.

‘MR. DENNIT - I'm just happy he didn’t wreck my (of Fe What's his name again?

‘LUCIUS Ricky. Richy’ Bobby.

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EXT. DARLINGTON MOTOR SPEEDWAY - THE NEXT WEEK

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We see Ricky Bobby in his car approaching the finish line with three cars in front of him. He zig zags through them tapping bumpers and then throws a balled-up piece of paper into Cal Naughton’s car as he wins.

ANNOUNCER (V.0O.)
Ricky Bobby with some go-for-broke drivine takes the checkered flag!!! Do not try that at home!!

Cal Naughton opens the piece of paper and it reads “Bye Bye.”

CAL NAUGHTON JR.
Cocky ass tire changer.

id.

MUSIC AND CREDITS CONTINUE TO ROLL.

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MONTAGE OF SPONSOR PROGRESSION ON HOOD OF CAR

We see different decals being put on the hood of Ricky's car as they get more and more successful:

1} Laughing Clown Malt Liquor 2) Pabst Biue Ribbon Beer 3) Dom Perignon Champagne 4) Halliburton 5) The Vatican mks Sreey Winfrey 7} and finally... Skoal Bandits. nf Wate

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EXT. NORTH CAROLINA SPEEDWAY -~ THE REE EE

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Ricky is doing big victory donuts — in the ‘infiéray tearing up grass. i

RICKY
Whooo!!! MRE Ee Piay,

When he’s done we see from. ‘overhead “that he’s written “I‘m

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INT. COUNTRY WESTERN BAR - NIGHT

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Ricky is line dancing.“with a dozen people behind him. He’s got a different hairstyle:and is a little more cleaned up.

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EXT. NASHVILLE, SUPER SPEEDWAY - THE NEXT MONTH

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Ricky Bobby tries to jam between two cars approaching the finish line. :

ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Ricky Bobby thinks he sees a gap but I sure as heck don’t.

Ricky spins out and rolls into the infield. He gets out of his car and stands on the hood and waves two small American flags as the crowd cheers him.

ANNOUNCER (V.0.}
That’s Ricky Bobby’s third no finish of the year but the fans love him for going for the win.
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INT. COUNTRY WESTERN BAR

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Ricky is line dancing now with a hundred people behind him. He now looks good with some nice clothes and a good haircut.

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EXT. DAYTONA SPEEDWAY - A YEAR LATER

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Ricky is being introduced at the pre-race introductions. In the crowd a hot drunk bionde, CARLEY, 25, is sitting on her DIRT BAGGY BCYFRIEND’S shoulders in the crowd, We see her from behind as she takes off her top and flashes Ricky.

HOT DRUNK BLONDE
Hey Ricky Bobby!! I wanna fashen ae fushoo!! Whooo!! er

Ricky looks over at her and they ck 5 bs It ‘is love at

first sight.

RICKY 7: I have found my, angel

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EXT. MCMANSION - DAY

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Ricky carries Carley in as ae gown through the front door of a huge McMansion in a development of identical McMansions. There is a giant® “bow ‘on it. They enter and make out furicusly.

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EXT. RACE: TRACK = OA YEAR LATER

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We see a fluzey of: ichecketed flags shcoting through frame in succession as crowds go crazy.

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INT. GARAGE - TV COMMERCIAL

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Ricky working on his engine with some crew members, turns to camera.

RICKY
Hi, I’m Ricky Bobby. And as a professional athlete I have to watch my weight. That’s why I eat Dawson’s new low-carb pork rinds.

Reveals a bag of pork rinds,

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INT. CAR DEALERSHIP SHOWROOM - DAY

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Carley sits behind the wheel of a bright red Porsche convertible while Ricky writes a check to the salesman.

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EXT. COUNTRY WESTERN BAR - NIGHT

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Ricky is line dancing now with literally two thousand people behind him. He rules the race scene.

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EXT. RACE TRACK - DAY

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Ricky is being interviewed _by DICK BERGEECS for FOX in

th Se

another wictory. 8 Sere

DICK BERGERON, Heck of win iat how do. you feel?

RICKY .
(fast and sharp) *:,. wes Well Dick, I feel a like a fat man who- :
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INT. ESPN - DAY

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Ricky finishes his. thought but now he’s cn ESPN’s The Hotseat being ingarvigved by. Stuart Scott.

y RICKY wrecked: into the cookie dough truck. I love-

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INT. TODAY SHOW SET ~ DAY

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Now he’s being interviewed by Katie Couric. RICKY ~racing. I love hitting that gap and making-

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INT. LOU DOBBS STUDIO ~ DAY

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Ricky is being interviewed by Lou Debbs.

RICKY
~that checkered flag shake. I love the speed, the bumping-
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INT. ELLEN DEGENERES - DAY

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RICKY

-and the shakin. Heck, I even love the-

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INT. TELEMUNDO TALK SHOW - DAY

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Ricky is now on a Spanish language talk show.

RICKY
- pit stops.

They both chuckle.

MEXICAN TALK sHow ‘WosT: Bueno Ricky a BREAD: ret a

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INT. OPRAH WINFREY A > DAY

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Ricky finishing the. shuskle” and, -now being interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.

ot Hg épRaH WINFREY You’ ve become known as the ¢river who won't accept second place.

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INT. SESAME STREET - ‘SET - DAY

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Ricky is now being interviewed by Elmo,

; ELMO Where does that desire come from?

RICKY
I live and race by one motto...
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INT. PRESS ROOM AT THE SPEEDWAY - DAY

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Ricky is now surrounded by literally three hundred reporters with casette recorders and mics. We see this from an overhead shot.

is.

RICKY
If you ain't first, you’re last.

Ricky gives a wink and a click as hundreds of camera fire. MUSIC AND CREDITS END

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EXT. RICKY’S MCMANSION - DUSK

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Current Day. There are a dozen cays parked in: She. griveway: Hummers, pick-ups, a Porsche, a Trans Am, co

WORDS COME UP ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE Seon “PRESENT DAY AKA: RIGHT FRIGGIN’ NOW”

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INT. THE BOBBY DINING ROOM - CONTINUOUS

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CU of Carly yelling.

CARLEY te as Supper’s ready! Come on everyone!

Ssupper!!

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PANNING PAST A HUGE DINNER

We see a massive. spread’ ‘of PELE chicken, burgers, vegetables biscuits, etc. -

Ricky sits at the head of the table in a Mountain Dew varsity jacket. His TWO SONS, 9 and 7? are there in Mountain Dew jackets as well with Carley and CARLEY’S DAD, 71.

They are all holding hands and saying grace. During the entire scene there is a dog barking in the background.

RICKY
Dear Lord baby Jesus or as our brethers to the south call you, Hey- zues. We thank you for this bountiful harvest of fried foods and Pepsi. And I’d also like to thank you for my family: my twa beautiful sons, Hank and Williams rs ae

{MORE}

RICKY (cont'd)
And of course my red hot wife, who if you were to rate her ass on a scale of 100, it would easily be a 94. I] also want to thank you for my wife’s father Chip and I hope, dear Baby Jesus, that you can you can use your Baby Jesus powers to heal Chip’s leg, which smells horrible and the dogs are always bothering with. Also infant Baby Jesus give us-
CARLEY
You know sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don’t have to always call him Baby.

Honey I just like the Christmas ue ae Jesus best. Z

CHIP : He was a man. He had: a beard:

RICKY at I will always like the “‘paby version the best! Do you hear me?! I'm the one who wins races and I’m the one who gets “imoney!!!—

: CARLEY

Ricky finish the grace. ‘ Se RICKY

wsOkK. .Déar tiny newborn infant Jesus, we thank you for all the races I’ve won and the 21.2 million dollars in total prize winnings thet I alone have earned. Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Mountain Dew whenever I say grace, I’d like to say that Mountain Dew is thirst guenching and delicious. Amen.

Everyone digs in.

RICKY
How was school today boys?

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HANK
My friends and I skipped school and we found a spider and we threw light bulbs at it for close to six hours and then I made a jelly sandwich and then I threw light bulbs at a spider.
RICKY
You already said that last part, but it sounds like a good day. What about you Williams Jr.?

WILLIAMS JR

The teacher asked me what the capitol of North Carolina was and I said Washington D.C. and she said. you're wrong. So I said, “You got.’a lumpy butt,” and she got:imad and yelled at me and I pissed my pants. And I never changed my pee pants all day. I’m stillssittin’ in my dirty pee pants... <= "" .

RICKY § You kids are.just like your dad, precocious and*full of wonderment.

CHIP
I cen’t. hold my tongue: those kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are terrible little boys.

; WILLIAMS JR Snut up Chip! You’ re just a wrinkled old fart!

HANK
Grandpa I swear you shut up right now or I'll beat you in the mouth!
CHIP
Are you going to let your sons taik to their grandfather like that?
RICKY
I sure as hell am Chip! In fact I’m proud of the way they’re talking to you. They are winners and winners can do whatever they want. You’ re just an old bag of bones.

{MORE}

RICKY (cont'd)
The only thing you’ve ever done with your life is make a hot daughter.
CARLEY
Daddy you stop disrespecting Ricky. He pays for this food and he pays for your leg treatments. You leave him alone, understood?
CHIP
Yes. CARLEY it Baby what you gonna do tomorrow? RICKY Win, CARLEY Whachya gonna do?! CARLEY

Kids, what’ Ss one gonna do?

HANK AND: WELELABS JR.

Win! . CARLEY Daddy what! $ your son-in-law gonna do? ~ CHIP

Ah heck. -win.

CARLEY
Nobody beats my baby!

She and Ricky kiss in a really sexual way.

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EXT. MEMPHIS MOTORSPORTS PARK - THE NEXT DAY

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MUSIC: “Only Daddy That’1lli Walk The Line” by Waylon Jennings. We push through from the shadowy bowels of the speedway and

up and out an entrance way to the sunlit track. It is a breathtaking assault on the senses.

We see hundreds of thousand of fans and the jet black asphalt of the track with gleaming cars splayed across pit row like fighter planes as the crews prepare for the race.

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EXT. INFIELD - CONTINUOUS

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Ricky, in shades and his driving suit, strides past all the trailers set up in the infield. Other drivers say hello and people grill dogs and eat barbecue. It is like a miniature city. A constant stream of people come up to Ricky and ask for his autograph and follow him while he walks:

FANS
Hey Ricky Bobby! If you ain't. first, you’re last!... Hey Look,

it’s Ricky Bobby!

RICKY
God love you!

More people start to swarm, Ricky for: autographe. He signs

their programs, shirts, faces, hands’ and breasts without missing a beat.

_ CARLEY.:. Ricky, did you seé:this month’s issue ae eo Octané Magazine?

ORI CRY
No toe. “(then to some fans) Is ier Charla: with an “S” cr a “C”%?

Carley holds: up the" magazine. It says “Formula One driver Jean Girard: ‘Our Driver of the Year!” There is a picture of a dashing driver’in front of a Formula One race car.

RICKY
‘What? This was supposed to be my year!

CARLEY

I already called them and said that you’ il never do another interview with them again.

He signs a program, a WOMAN’s chest and a BABY in guick succession.

RICKY
“Jean Girard?” Who the heck is he? I hate those Formula One drivers, Their cars look like bugs.

A CUTE BRUNETTE, 27, with glasses comes up to Ricky.

CUTE BRUNETTE
Excuse me Ricky...?

Ricky signs her face and shirt really quickly.

CUTE BRUNETTE ae Ah! Ricky, it’s me, Susan. I’m your” assistant.

RICKY she Aw jeez, I’m sorry Susan. You gotta® stay clear of me when I go into autograph mode. I’m really orere,

Ricky and Carley start to walk: away Carley turns back to Susan. .

CARLEY-
By the way Susan, you might want to button up that top button on your blouse. If you don’t -have the merchandise, don’t put it in the front window,
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EXT. SPEEDWAY - AN HOUR LATER

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The cars aré@ ‘all laid out in their start positions on the track.

MIKE JOY (V.C.}
The cars are in their ready . position and I believe Ricky Bobby is still not in his car.
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EXT. PIT ROW - CONTINUOUS

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Lucius and the crew all in racing suits and open-feced helmets wait by Ricky’s car.

LUCIUS
Where is he?

Za =

HERSHELL
We've looked everywhere. There’s no Sign of him.
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EXT. TICKET WINDOW

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Ricky leans into the will cail window.

RICKY
Hey Stephen, just makin’ sure those two tickets are here for my special guest. ase
STEPHEN
You know it Ricky. Good luck today.

Stephen shows Ricky the tickets as Ricky ‘Leaves, Stephen turns to the TICKET TAKER next to ‘im.

STEPHEN : It’s so sad, he leaves two tickets

for his daddy ate every” ‘race ; ae he never shows up.

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EXT. PIT ROW - SECONDS LATER.

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Ricky comes running out onto the track. The crowd goes crazy.

; ‘MIKE :JOY {V.0.) And-here comes- Ricky Bobby! Wow. Listen.tce that ovation. He has

-j really: become one of the most popular drivers on the circuit.

DARRYL WALTRIP {V.0.) And this despite the fact that he’s never won a points championship. He wins the most races but he has too meny wipe outs and no finishes to Win the overall points a championship...

Ricky jumps in his car like a maniac and stérts the engine.

RICKY
Whooo!! I wanna go fast!!

We see Naughton in his car.

CAL NAUGHTON
(yells out his window)
Hey shut up you dirty tire changer!!!

We cut away to Ricky’s foot hitting the accelerator, the carburetor sucking in a whoosh of air, a spark ignites and the pistons slam up from the explosion. The shining chrome engine roars itike a metailic lion.

All of the cars tear off down the straightaway with a deafening wall of sound that you hear with your whole body. Glenn and Lucius watch on from pit row. faa

LUCIUS
Twenty years in this game, I never get tired of that sound. «2 ee,

GLENN ; You know what I never get: ‘tired ‘of Lucius? Our ciara 23

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EXT. SPEEDWAY - TWO. HOURS UBTER

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The race is in its einai twenty laps. Cal Naughton is leading with two cars behind him and then Ricky.

_ MIKE “JOY (V.0.) Ricky. ‘Bobby... is doing everything he -. can to.catch Cal Naughton Jr but this is just Cal’s day.

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EXT. TOP OF THE SPEEDWAY ~ CONTINOOUS

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We ‘See the balcony of spotters watching the race from overhead with binoculars. RICKY’S SPOTTER, 52, with a mustache and sunglasses, waves Ricky off.

RICKY {V.0.) Do I gct room to pass between the two cars in front of me?

RICKY’S SPOTTER Ricky there’s no room. Stay in your iane!

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INT. RICKY’S CAR - CONTINUOUS

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LUCIUS (V.0.)}
Ricky, you’re in fourth place. That’s good points. We don’t need the win. Let Naughton have this one.
RICKY
I’m sorry Lucius, that just ain't gonna happen.

Ricky accelerates towards a really small gdp between two cars. He hits one and they all spin out leaving Cal in the clear.

LUCIUS
I told him. I told the man!

CAL NAUGHTON °°: Whoo! Goodbye Ricky!! —

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EXT. TRACK - CONTINUOUS

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Ricky has stopped spinning so that he’s facing the wrong way- He kicks the car into reverse and keeps gcing, BACKWARDS. ‘DARRYL WALTRIP Ricky Bobby is trying to finish the Ytace in reverse! This is unbelievable! !

Ricky passes Cal and takes the checkered the flac while flipping Cal the bird.

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EXT. VICTORY LANE - LANE

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Crew is shooting bottles of champagne into the air, celebrating.

CREW
Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
RICKY
It’s just called driving boys!!! Whooo!!!

Lucius pulls Ricky aside.

LUCIUS
That was some of the dumbest driving I‘ve ever seen. You may have won but you gotta remember, you’ re not gonna live forever.

RICKY res I’m not stupid Lucius, no one Lives. forever. But with advances in modern science and my high income it ain’t crazy to think I can ‘live. to be 245, maybe even three bunds ed? years old. ee

LUCIUS
This is for real Ricky Bobby? Every driver knows the big*wreck is- waiting for him. You’ gotta’ respect the danger of what we do!

Maybe even four hundred years. I heard they just put a pig heart in ' some guy from Russia.

” HERSHELL (.0. } Come on Ricky get over here and ai, celebrate! ”

We see the crew daricing and spraying champagne all over each other. Ricky joins them.

RICKY
_Whoo!! Whoo!!

We see one crew member has gone a little too far in his celebration. He is in his underwear and is dancing and humping the back of Ricky’s car.

RICKY
Hey! Stop that man!

Everyone quiets a bit and looks at the CREW MEMBER: KYLE KYLE

I thought we were all getting crazy, you know, lettin locse.

29%

RICKY
No one was humping the car. That’s just weird.
KYLE
Since when did we start judging celebrations?

Mr. Dennit, the team owner, approaches Ricky. He has a beautiful and very young BLONDE WIFE, 19, with him.

MR. DENNIT
That was a great win Ricky. But I: s., think we got to start looking at the big picture here. Our sponsors, along with myself would love to. win a points championship. ;
RICKY
Well with all due edibact: waty.z ‘nad no idea that you recently had : gotten pig Sate eRurgery to. have your balls removed.” 7
MR. DENNIT
What the hex. aie you just say to me?! ha

Whoa, whoa, Mr. Dennit. I said with “all dué. respect.”

MR. DENNIT
. That doesn’t mean you can say anything you want.
RICKY
I'm pretty sure it does.

BLONDE WIFE

Why is that man having sex with that car?

The Crew Member is back humping the car. RICKY Kyle! Kyle! What did I just tell you?

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INT. “THE NC BRAKES HONKY TONK”- LATER

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A Gilley’s type Honky Tonk with stage and bar in the back. Five hundred people are pressed up against the stage as KEITH TOBY, 35, a country western singer, sings his American brand of music.

KEITH DOBY
--AS FOR ME I'LL ALWAYS TAKE A BEAT UP GUITAR AND A JUG OF SWEET CHERRY WINE.

Crowd goes nuts. Keith waits for the crowd to die “down.

KEITH DOBY “it. Well this is a hell of a crowd and. this sure is a hell of a-nation. Tye: Before I sing this next song I dear friend of mine and thé: winner of yesterday's Memphis 400. Please welcome the fastest.there.is and a true American: Mr. RICKY ‘Bobby!

Ricky jumps on stage. The crowd goes nuts.

© RICKY > How aged is Keith Doby!

KEITH DOBY
Thanks Ricky! This next song is one _ of Ricky’s favorites and it’s off my Rédj-.White and Not You album. A ‘ONE, TWO; THREE, FOUR!

The band kicks'vin with a country anthem that the crowd obviously knows

KEITH DCBY

THE CRY OF A NEWBORN INFANT FILLS THE HOSPITAL ROOM A TIRED, BUT PROUD MOM AND DAD LOOK ON THE DAD SAYS (SPOKEN) “SON WE’RE GONNA NAME YOU T.J. AND I HOPE YCU GROW UP STRONG DO YOUR BEST AND NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A FIGHT BUT ONE THING YOU CAN REST ASSURE

F, AS SURE AS THE RISING SUN BY BEIN’ BORN IN AMERICA, YOU’ RE ALREADY NUMBER ONE”

KEITH AND RICKY
I SAID NUMBER ONE MR. CHINESE-MAN HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? NUMBER ONE FRIEND FROM MEXICO HOPE YOU’ RE NOT PLANIN’ ON STAYIN’ FOR REAL THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’' IN RED, F' IN WHITE, F’ IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’ RE GUARANTEED COOL
KEITH DOBY
Come on boys let’s make this special!

RICKY

NUMBER ONE BEATS THE HELL OUTTA ” NUMBER TWO,

KICKS THE CRAP OUTTA NUMBER THREE GIVES NUMBER FOUR A WEDGIE; AND MAKES NUMBER FIVE TOUCH’ “DOG DOO NUMBER SIX SWITCHES. . See, DISTRICTS

CAUSE HE’S TERRORIZED BY “ONE, THEN ONE TOOK A POLAROID OF NUMBER SEVEN’S WEINER pan PUT IT ON THE INTERNET —~"¢. MADE NUMBER EIGHT ‘AND NINE KISS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS AT THE PEP RALLY .. -

THEN TOOK NUMBER TEN OUT INTO THE WOODS AND NO ONE WILL SPEAK OF WHAT -HAPPENED ©"

KEITH AND RICKY
THAT FLAG WAS MADE FOR A REASON F’ IN:RED, F’ IN WHITE, F’IN BLUE WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS AN AMERICAN, YOU’ RE GUARANTEED COOL!!!

The crowd goes crazy as Rick and Keith high five.

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INT. THE BAR SECTION OF THE NO BRAKES - LATER THAT NIGHT

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MUSIC: “Tight Fittin Jeans” by Conway Twitty

Every DRIVER and CREW MEMBER whe’s anyone is there. The place is hopping. A few couples dance and everyone is partying.

RICKY
(yelling over the din} That was @ hell of a show Keith!!
KEITH DOBY
Thanks Ricky!! I always love it when you come by! Let’s do us some partying!

RICKY

Hey bartender! Give me a fast ball with a twist of Lime!

HERSHELL
What's a fast ball?

KEITH DOBY Sie: on Basically the bartender winds up) =. ° and throws the shot at you as hard as he can,

RICKY one Damn! I almost had ith Give m me: another! ! : . mt

Cal Naughton pushes ehrough the ame towards Ricky grabbing him by the collar. es

: CAL NAUGHTON JR. Hey Ricky, .you pull another stunt like you..did today and I’m gonna bust. uP your face! You hear me?!

ite RICKY ‘You're right Cal. I’m real sorry. Bartender, give my friend here a fastball.

CAL NAUGHTON
What’s a fastball?

The Bartender whips a shot glass at Cal Naughton. The whoie crew cracks uv.

CAL NAUGHTON
Ah!! That’s it! You’re going down!

Music: The Conway Twitty song winds_down as a new song comes _ on: Miies Davis’s “Kind of Blue.”

The whole bar comes to 4 stand still.

RICKY
What’s goin’ on?
CAL NAUGHTON JR.
What is that...?
RICKY
I hope I’m wrong. I really do, but I’m pretty sure that’s... jazz.

Ricky stands up and throws a bottle at the jukebox. A GENTLEMAN in a stylish, racing windbreaker with slacks and sporty European racing shoes turns around. He:is DEAN: .GIRARD,

the driver from the cover of High Octane Magazine:

JEAN GIRARD
(French accent) sie, Why did you stop the Miles Davis?: Was it not pleasant for Hou?
KEITH DOBY .
No one plays Jaa% at. are No Bkakes. No one. : leise: Then why is the Pri on the juke box? BARTENDER

Ah shoot, i’m sorry, I thought that was a Mac. Davis CD on there. _--RECKY », Wait: a- minute, I know this guy! I Saw you on the cover of High

Octane! This dude’s a Formula One driver!

There’ s a grumble of disbelief from the bar.

JEAN GIRARD
I am Jean Girard. And yes, I ama Formula One driver.
RICKY
Why’re you talking like that? Is there something wrong with your tongue?
HERSHELL
Could be a cleft palette.
JEAN GIRARD
I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.
RICKY
Did you just say you’re French?

The whole bar goes grumbles.

JEAN GIRARD
Oui. at
RICKY
(after a beat)
Huh? What’s going on? Is that a sound or word?
JEAN GIRARD
It means yes, I ama Frenchman.
RICKY
Well then welcome 9. America! ke.

Ricky coes to punch Jean who dete Ty ‘blocks it, grabs Ricky -y the wrist, does a specific’ -pressure hold and slams his head onto the bar with his arm eae behind his back. All in a split second. -

JEAN rs Why would you want to hit me because i am French?

: “RICKY {face pressed against the bar) Let me go, you Formula One jazz weirdo! JEAN GIRARD

You fear what is different. Unfortunately in this world that is not so uncommon. I wiil let you go, but before I do I want you to say, “I leve crepes.”

KEITH DOBY
Don’t say it, Ricky! Let him break your arm!

Beat as Ricky thinks.

RICKY
Alright! I’ve thought about it and I’ve weighed all the options. I have decent insurance, a broken arm isn’t so bad, plus my pride and the respect of my peers is important to me. So go ahead and break my arm.
JEAN GIRARD
Msr. Bobby... please, just say “I love crepes.”
RICKY
Let me think about it again.
(half beat)
Yep I'm real secure with my decision. Go ahead and do it.

GLENN on Maybe just say it Ricky. .

KEITH DOBY .

You know what? The more .d’m thinking about it, just say, “I love crepes.”

BARTENDER
Hell Ricky I had a-‘whole mess of crepes this morning: ‘They’ re just like pancakes, maybe even better.

" RICKY Aw man, are those those really thin .pancakes...I’ve had those. They are good. But: I’m still not gonna say it!! it's become a matter cf pride!

JEAN GIRARD
So you want me to break you arm? Because honestly I’d rather not. What if you just said “I love really thin pancakes.” That is a fair compromise, non?
RICKY
Nc! Everyone would know I really meant crepes. Now do it! Break my arm! Break it you dirty cowerd!
JEAN GIRARD
Why do you want me to break your arm so badly?

$2.

RICKY
This is about taking a stand. But being French you wouldn’t understand that. Now break... my... arm.
JEAN GIRARD
I see no way out of this...

The Gentleman twists and breaks Ricky’s arm.

RICKY
Ahhhhh!!!!

His crew and fellow drivers come to his aid.

RICKY “ I didn’t say it!! I didn’ .t say iz!!! * KEITH DOBY

You really should have.

The Bartender has a plate. ‘Of crepes.

BARTENDER
Here, eat this:.; it'll comfort you. : an

Ricky

That’ "8 good. What is that?

‘BARTENDER .2t'sS a crepe...

RICKY
They. are delicious.
JEAN GIRARD
.I am very sorry. This encounter was not how I wanted it to be. Piease let me call you an ambulance-~
KEITH DOBY
Hold it right there Mr. Fancypants foreigner.
(he reveals a knife)
You’ re about to get murdered.

A circle of drivers and crew move in on the French Gentleman. Suddenly there is a gunshot fired and Mr. Dennit steps in with a pearl-handled pistol. There is a MAN next to him in a turtleneck with a beard.

oa

MR. DENNIT
I’m gonna need all of you to step away from my driver.
RICKY
What'd you mean “my driver?!!”
CAL NAUGHTON
Oh this is toa gocod!
MR. DENNIT
I told you I wanted a points championship Ricky. Jean's here to ~---. get us one. I just signed him as your teammate.

RICKY . rr. Mr. Dennit, with all due respect, “~ and remember I am saying#“with all due respect,” that idea is.

dipped in shit.

MR. DENNT?” hist. Hey you don’t talk to':me ke that! You better get your head together Ricky. This go for broke’ stuff don’t play in the.long haul, you hear? You hear! LOOK AT ME WHEN 7 TALK TOO YOU! re

, RICKY. 1/m--lookin’ right at you!

: _ MR. DENNIT Now I/il "see you in Richmond with a serious attitude adjustment.

he Man with the beard goes to Jean.

MAN IN A TURTLENECK
Are you alright Jean?
JEAN GIRARD
I am fine. Everyone, this is my husband Gregory.

There is a shocked beat.

HERSHELL
{whispers to the bartender} Did he just sey husband?
KEITH DOBY
Sweet Lord. Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate.
RICKY
{dazed by the information) I don’t... understand... things... that are... happening...

He throws up and then faints dead away.

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EXT. RICHMOND SPEEDWAY - FIVE DAYS LATER

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We see the Richmond Speedway packed with pegple. Cars are Going their qualifying runs. mending ees

. “3

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EXT. RICKY BOBBY’S TRAILER - CONTINUOUS

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Ricky is drinking a beer with ‘a: “east. on his arm while his two kids jump on a trampoline...There is‘a TV muted playing the Speed Channel in the ae tame al Carley is yelling at Ricky.

CARLEY.
So this is why you! ve been avoiding me for the better part of a week! : RICKY. I'm sorry darlin. All’ you had to do was say you like

crepes! They said you asked him to break. your arm.

RICKY
It was about pride.
CARLEY
And now because of your pride you can’t drive today. That’s iess money for us. Hell that’s less money for me. Ricky I’m hot. My ass has caused four traffic accidents. I once made out with pro golfer John Daiy. I deserve a winner! And you can’t win with a brcekenr arm, you... you... bunghole!

Kids hear this bouncing on the tramp.

HANK
Mom said bunghole!

BOTH KIDS

Daddy is a bunghole!...Daddy is a bunghole!!

RICKY
You kids shut up!

Both kids start to cry while still jumping on the-tramp.

BOTH KIDS
Aaaa...Daddy hit me!!! Call the police!!! - children!!!

RICKY

I do no such thing!! Look, here’ '$ a hundred dollar bill for each of you. Stop saying that.

He hands one of them a hundred’ ‘doldar, bill as they bounce by.

RICKY bs rh Wait! Hold it. down! Shhhh!!!

Ricky sees something on the tv. and un-mutes it.

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EXT. FORMULA ONE TRACK - DAY

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We see a Sonmilié8e)'2a%3 car passing other cars on the TV.

‘INSIDE NASCAR HOST (V.0.} And the big question in Nascar this week is, who is Jean Girard?

We see footage of Jean celebrating with a gold trophy and giving his husband a kiss.

INSIDE NASCAR HOST (V.O.)
Many consider him the best driver in the world and now he has come to the Stetes to put his reputation on the line.
RICKY
Shhhh! I wanna see this!
CARLEY
I wasn’t saying anything!
INSIDE NASCAR HOST (V.0.)
Born and raised in the French countryside, Jean has lived by one motto since he was a small child...
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INT. STYLISH LIVING ROOM - DAY

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Jean addresses camera in an interview. JEAN GIRARD

Finishing first is nothing. Excellence is all that matters.

RICKY
Oh my God that is stupid.

We see Jean with a horse by his stables. oe

INSIDE NASCAR HOST (Vv. 0.)
Jean has won every major Formula’ One championship there is. But-.he still finds time. for. the: finer things in life. And when He isn’t caring for his collection of thoroughbred horses, he is spending time with his beloved husband a a :
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EXT. BAEEN FIELD. BEHINO’ FARMHOUSE - DAY

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Jean and Gregory | are ‘tossing a stick to a German Shepherd.

y JEAN (V.0.) Gregory understands me. He is my patience. He is my wisdom. He is my love.

INSIDE NASCAR HOST (V.0.)}
But Gregory is no stay-at-home spouse. When he isn’t at races with Jean, he is busy as 4 world famous trainer of German Shepherds.
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EXT. BACKYARD - DAY

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Gregory is blowing a whistle and making hand signals to six German Shepherds. They walk in elaborate patterns and one of them jumps over another.

Sz. Then he gives a series of short bursts on the whistle, we reveal that the dogs have formed a pyramid. GREGORY Milou! Constantine! Well done!

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INT. STYLISH LIVING ROOM - DAY

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It’s now Gregory and Jean being interviewed. As Jean talks, Gregory rubs his shoulders.

JEAN GERRARD GREGORY °:.

America is just another (Gently singing.a,.Erench challenge for us. But we lullaby)

believe that if you do something well and with artistry, life will find its way.

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INT. SPEED CHANNEL DESK - AIE,

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The two SPEED CHANNEL ANCHORS | are speechless.

SPEED CHANNEL ANCHOR#1

Uh. ..wow. ae

SPEED , CHANNEL ANCHOR #2 Boy... that is a lot to take in. Uhhh. --:

The TV clicks cff.

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INT. RICKY'S. TRAILER - CONTINUOUS

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CARLEY
Ricky what are you worried about? He may be slick and strikingly handseme but no one can match your pure speed.
RICKY
You’re so right. Sugar I love you so much, sometimes I feel like I’m gonna have a seizure.

An out-of-breath Hershell comes running up.

HERSHELL
Ricky, you gotta get over here. The Frenchman’s about to break your track record.
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EXT. PIT ROW - MINUTES LATER

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Ricky and Hershell run over to Jean’s pit station as Carley follows. Mr. Dennit, Lucius and Jean's crew are assembled. We hear the crew chattering in French. A car with a Perrier logo across the hood goes roaring by.

LUCIUS
(whistles)
Well kiss my ass on a Sunday.
RICKY
What the hell’s going on?

Jean pulls into pit row and his time seh, aE en ‘the board 232 mph.

TRACK ANCR (V.0.)
Ladies and Gentlemen that “is a new track record. AS it stands ‘now Jean

Cal Naughton walks by with some* of fits crew members.

CAL NAUGHTON .
Hey Ricky? How: “does it feel to be number two on yours sown team? Ha!

Ha! i RICKY Shut up Cal! MR. DENNIT.

‘Put a smile on your face Ricky. That’s your teammate. You should be

happy.

RICKY
Oh yeah, I'm just thrilled Mr. Dennit. I love seeing some French dude breaking my track record while I got my arm wrapped up like a freakin pinata! Hey, if you really want to put a smile on my face why don’t you hose me down with piss and shoot me in the eye with a wrist rocket!! Then this will be the greatest day ever!

Ricky knocks over an entire tool drawer.

LUCIUS
Ricky calm down. RICKY You calm down!!! CARLEY You’ re handling this perfectly

Ricky.

Jean approaches them as he is congratulated by the crew.

JEAN Bes. Merci...merci...Hello Ricky Bobby. ~ I am so sorry about the incident with your arm. I would be honored if you would let me sign your cast.

RICKY
(under his breath) ce Why don’t you sign “ bal1s?:.
CARLEY.
Good one Ricky... :
JEAN.
Did you just: ask: da I vould sign your balls? :

:. RICKY ee eo MR. DENNIT

..Son, that was tear ass driving. Well dene.

' RICKY (to his crew) Ah hell! Get my car off the

trailer!

CARLEY
That’s my baby.
LUCIUS
What?

RICKY

I wanna drive. My arm’s fine. Now get it off the trailer! Get it off!

LUCIUS
Stop yelling at me man!
CARLEY
You keep it up, Ricky. This is great behavior.
MR. DENNIT
Now Ricky, let’s not be silly. There’s no more qualifying time left. Just wait until the next race.
RICKY
Then I’m using an exemption! Tell ‘em I’m racing tomorrow. I’m the fastest! Not Johnny Snail Eater over here! Me!

CARLEY ‘ You are a fine man Ricky Bobby. You" are acting like a winner::

HERSHELL sae You heard the man boys! Looks: ike we're working aerSE Ald! :

His crew jumps to life as Ricky: Stares at Jean.

JEAN’ I look forward to" racing against you Nx? y RY

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INT. RICKY’S> TRATLER:.. = THAT NIGHT

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Ricky sits ina “Chair, " pathodically sawing off his cast. Occasionally. -he gets too close to his arm and winces in pain.

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EXT. RICHMOND SPEEDWAY - THE NEXT DAY

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The cars are making their way onto the track. The stands are packed. Jet planes fly overhead.

MIKE JOY (V.0.)
We have quite a field here today for the Chevy Rock and Rell 400. But the big story is Ricky Bobby, despite a broken arm, claiming an exemption at the last minute. I repeat: Ricky Bobby will race.
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EXT. PIT ROW -- CONTINUOUS

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Ricky’s car is in pit row. We see Carley is putting a giant Fig Newton sticker across the front of Ricky’s windshield.

RICKY
Baby, what’re you doing?
CARLEY
I made a deal with Fig Newton. They’ re paying us seven hundred thousand dollars to put this on your windshield.

Susan walks over to Ricky.

SUSAN : Here’s the aspirin you wanted Mr. Bobby. What’s on your windshield?

RICKY 2...
It’s a giant Fig -Newton- sticker.

SUSAN © Isn’t that dangerous?

' CARLEY (~... Listen sweetheart, I know you're not the prettiest flower in the garden and you make up for it by acting ali concerned and nice but _I'm really gonna need you to shut your meuth. Okay sugar?

Ricky’s looking in through the car.

RICKY
It’s actually fine! I can see if I hunch down. I’1l be okay Susan.
CARLEY
“I’11 be okay Susan!” Why den’t you twe just get it cn right here and right now!!
RICKY
Aw, I‘m sorry baby.
(then to Susan)
Susén, Carley’s right. When you were worried that I might hurt myself?...you shouldn't heve been.

Susan is pissed and hurt and walks away.

RICKY
Susan-!
CARLEY
Come here my baby...You’ re gonna win today...

Carley kisses Ricky and he winces in pain from his arm. RICKY

Ahhh! It’s alright. It’s still got:.~:...... a little touch of brokeness to it. rea

MR. DENNIT
(to Lucius)
Will he be alright?
LUCIUS
Nope. But I never think he’ S$ gonna be Ales ahys That rea s got. a’ ‘fire

We hear a crackle of lagktaing 3 im, the ‘sky. Glenn, while securing a tire, looks: UP. at the clouds.

GLENN ©

Is it me or did that Lightning contain a sense of foreboding?

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EXT. SPEEDWAY - MINUTES “LATER

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All of the cars have “kegun their pre-laps. Finaily the green flag waves and the cars come right towards camera and we

crane over them as they pass us by with a shockwave of sound.

LUCIUS
.Here we go.

Ricky Bobby is ducking down to see under the product sticker on his windshield.

RICKY
Hey eyes in the sky, tell me what's going on?
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EXT. SPOTTER’S STAND - CONTINUOUS

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We see his Spotter up above the race track with binoculars.

SPOTTER
You’ ve got two cars on your right rear a length back.
RICKY (V.0.)
No, I need to know what’s going on in front of me. I can’t see a damn thing.
DARRYL WALTRIP (V.0.)
Ricky Bobby has a sponsor sticker directly on his wind shield. Man that is dangerous. It’s only a ni matter of time before he gets black flagged.
65

INT. JEAN GIRARD’S CAR - CONTINUOUS

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Jean is driving in first place. He takes a.sip from a flute of champagne. + ty :

JEAN GIRARD: Ahhh, life.

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EXT. THE STANDS - CONTINUOUS

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Two FANS in ane Bobby Hive are drinking beers. , _ HARDCORE FAN

Go Ricky! “Send ‘that French guy and his stoma aba to Europeland!

- SOUTHERN FAN

Say what: you want about that fereigner, but he can drive.

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EXT. RACETRACK ~ CONTINUOUS

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Ricky taps a car and passes it by an inch. He’s now behind Girard.

RICKY
Well heilo Frenchie.

Ricky is trying desperate to pass Girard.

MIKE JOY (V.0.}
Will you look at that Jean Girard Grive! Ricky Bobby cannot pass him!
LUCIUS (V.0O.)
Ricky this guy got skills. He’s not giving you the inside. Lay back and wait for your chance.
RICKY
I can beat him!!!

Ricky bumps into the back of Girard and tries to pass on the inside but Girard boxes him out. We see a black stag waved but Ricky ignores it.

MIKE JOY (V.0.)
Ricky Bobby has just been black flagged by Nascar for the sticker on his wind shield. That means 4 mandatory pit stop... but he is ignoring it! ic

DARRYL WALTRIP” (V.0.) - He's got winning fever bad.” Boogity Boggity, this could. ast adr yy,

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EXT. RACE TRACK - OMNES

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Ricky is right on Jean's tail.

LUCIUS
Ricky! Quit going for the inside! It's not there! . .Take the outside!
RICKY
..The outside means second place.. ‘and’ if you ain't first, you’re last Lucius! (wincing in pain from his arm): Argh!

Ricky tries to cut the wheel to get around Jean, winces in pain from the broken arm and then loses control of the car. He rams Jean Girard sending him into the wall. Other cars hit rim, This starts a huge pile up with dozens of cars spinning out and colliding.

Then Ricky’s car gces completely air born.

RICKY
Uh-oh.
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EXT. PIT ROW — CONTINUOUS

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LOCIUS
Damn.
MR. DENNIT
Aw hell.

GLENN

Peaches and Cream!!

HANK AND WILLIAMS JR.
Cool!!!
70

INT. RICKY'’S CAR - CONTINUOUS

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The car flies over the wall, completely wipes out a hot dog stand, crashes through some aii. same

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INT. NEXTEL DRIVING SIMULATOR: ‘PAVILION - “2 ” CONTINUOUS

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We see a half dozen fans diving ‘aimmlatox cars, Ricky’s car comes smashing through’ the wall and tears through all the video screens and out the. gther wall. One FAN, 16, watches slack-jawed.

-, FAN Wow. This. is awesome.

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EXT. TRACK - CONTINUOUS

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We see a FATHER, 45, and SON, 9, leaving the track for the parking lot.

SON
But Dad, I wanna see the end of the race!

FATHER

I gave it @ chance Son and it’s boring. They just go around in circles.

Suddenly Ricky’s car comes busting thrcugh a gate, rolls over three times and hits a cencrete barricade exploding into a huge ball of flames. Immediately a safety truck and crew is cn the scene with fire extinguishers. They pull Ricky clear and spray him.

RICKY
Abhhh!!!!
RESCUE WORKER
It’s alright! We got you!

The Son turns to his Father.

SON
You still bored Dad?

Ricky still thinks he’s on fire. He rips off his helmet and rolls around screaming in a high-pitched voices...» ;

RICKY
Ahhbh!!! I’m on fire!!! Help!ii.

RESCUE WORKER | ~ You’re clear! There is no Papel

Finally we are able to take in the caimage ‘on the track. EVERY SINGLE CAR IN THE RACE. — WRECKED, BECAUSE OF RICKY.

NBC ANCR (Vv. O. +o
I have never seen sayehing Ake this... Ricky sare has wrecked the entire field! <i
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EXT. CONCESSION AREA - CONE TEDORS

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-P.A. AWCR (V.0.) Ladies and Gentlemen I regret to inform.you that today's race has ended. We apologize.

The crowd boos like crazy.

74

EXT. .CRASH SITE - CONTINUOUS

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Ricky Bobby, still thinking he’s cn fire, is running around like a-maniac. We see that a network camera crew is on the scene.

RICKY
Reece! 13! I’m on fire!!! Ahhhhh!!! I'm so afraid!!! I don’t want to

die!!!

MIKE JOY (V.O.
Ricky Bobby apparently ie that grizzly wreck is ina panicked state and thinks that he is on fire...

Ricky is running around like a crazy man while Rescue Workers yell to him.

RESCUE WORKER
YOU ARE NOT ON FIRE MR. BOBBY!!!!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! I don’t wanna painlit Ry I’M SO DAMN AFRAID!!! Help me

Jesus!! Help me Allah and the.

Jewish God!! Help me saint

Robbins!!!

Finally some rescue workers run in‘ pie tackle Ricky.

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EXT. RACE TRACK -- TEN MINUTE LATER. :

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We see an ambulance pulling out of the racetrack.

DARRYL:. WALTRIP {V.0.) There are good days..in racing and there are bad days.*Ricky Bobby Pee hac himself a bac one.

Cal Naughton ‘and ait of ga crivers watch uncomfortably. Jean Girard crosses himself ‘and averts his gaze.

: “os JEAN GIRARD Bort vayage Ricky Bobby.

The ambulance tears off sirens screaming.

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INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - THAT NIGHT

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From Ricky’s hazy semi-conscious POV we see a DOCTOR, 44, taiking to Carley and Lucius.

DOCTOR
He’s suffering from catatonic shock. His injuries are minor but right now he can’t deai with the trauma of the wreck...
CARLEY
We’ve decided to have him cremated...

DOCTOR

Ma'am your husband's not dying. If you can just---

Ricky’s POV fades to black...

HAZY .DISSOLVE
rs TO:
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INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - THE NEXT DAY

source 78

Once again from Ricky’s hazy POV oe Lucius sitting: ‘by his bedside reading to him. Pa

LUCIUS ;

.I stood in front of thé’mirrér

oat wondered why I was getting. so

lumpy and why this stupid. training

bra was so uncomfortable. So I sai

out icud, “Are yam there God? It’s me Margaret.’ Ks

We fade to black again... HAZY DISSCLVE TO:

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INT HOSPITAL ROOM, - NIGHT

source 79

Ricky’s very “hazy POV of Carley leaning over him.

CARLEY
That’s it Ricky...you just sign here and everything’1i be fine...

MARN’S VOICE Hey the movie starts in a half- hour, just get him to sign it.

Fade to black...

HAZY DISSOLVE
TOs

49,

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INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY

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Ricky’s hazy POV of the empty room and only the sound of the heart monitor flat-lining. After a second, a crash unit comes into the room led by a panicked RESIDENT, 25.

RESIDENT
Let’s go! 20 ccs of adrenaline Stat...

Ricky turns to his right and Hank and Williams Jr ‘are playing with the heart monitor. a oe

WILLIAMS JR.
You were right Hank! Every time we make it go beep, people run in.)

here! + HANK

Look how scared the wussy. Doctor -

is! ge : RESIDENT ~

I want these kids out of here- We fade to black agains. -

HAZY DISSOLVE
TO:
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INT. NURSE'S STATION =: THE NEXT DAY

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Two NURSES chat by: the Nurse’s staticn.

NURSE #1 I just told him, “You choose between the surround sound or me.” And then he threw me out..

Ricky Bobby, in his hospital gown with a sling and tubes hanging off of him, walks into the hallway looking like hell.

RICKY
Excuse me. Do you all know if I’m dead? Cause if I am I'd sure love to meet Bruce Lee. He collapses on the ground es the Nurses run to nix.
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INT. LUCIUS'S PICK-UP TRUCK - THE NEXT DAY

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Lucius and Mr. Dennit pull into the Hospital parking lot.

82

INT. HOSPITAL GYMNASIUM - TEN MINUTES LATER

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Ricky is in a wheelchair playing basketball with five cther guys in wheelchairs. Lucius and Mr. Dennit walk up with Ricky’s Doctor. ;

LUCIUS
So give it to me straight Doc, is. he ever going to be able to wale again?
DOCTOR
What? Oh. I’m sorry. I thought ‘ someone had told you. He?.s*.fine. He found that wheelchair in the., hallway. His paralysis is ‘entirely psychosomatic. But it’s. -important that we all go along with’ this. He’s in a delicate state.

Ricky is playing really aggressively. He slams his chair into another guy’s chair-and rips.the ball away from him.

i. RICKY You: snooze you lose!!

Ricky falls” over. in ‘hte wheelchair. He crawls back to it on all fours: Elgavky, he: can walk.

"PLAYER #2 Hey! You just used your legs!!

PLAYER #2 This guy’s a fake!!

A Player whips the ball at him.

RICKY
{Ricky sees Dennit and Lucius) I gotta co my fellow cripples. I gct visitors.

Ricky wheels over to Lucius and Mr. Dennit.

his

83

INT. VISITOR’S ROOM - FIVE MINUTES LATER

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Ricky, Lucius and Mr. Dennit sit in the visitor’s room with a TV playing in the background.

LUCIUS
So how's the physical therapy going Ricky?

RICKY

I gave that up. I’m through lying te myself. I’ve decided to face facts. I just bought myself a hundred thousand dollar handicapped accessible van. I’m having ramps Set and a stair elevator put in the ° house. I even told Carley, if she” ~

needs to find comfort Sie i oe:

man, she can.. :

LUCIUS .7: . ; Mr. Dennit, we gotta. “tell. him.

MR. DENNIT
Alright. Ricky, the Doctor told us to let you work this out in your own time but... you:can walk Ricky.

_ RICKY What did:you just say?

‘LUCIUS ‘Ke’s telling the truth Ricky. It’s all in your head.

- RICKY You sick sons of bitches. You come in here walking on two legs all fat ane cocky and telling me it’s in my head. You wanna know what’s in my head? What’s in my head is knowing that I'll never be able to feel the pleasure of a woman!! Or that I‘’1l rever do a windmill slam cunk again!

MR. DENNIT
I didn’t know ycu could dunk a basketball.

o2.

RICKY
Damn you!! I curse your insensitivity! I hope you both have sons who grow up to be star athletes only to have their legs taken away from them. I pray you know that pain and hurt?!
LUCIUS
You stop wishing that evil on me Ricky! You're not paralyzed!
RICKY
You wanna see what my life is?

He grabs a steak knife from a nearby lunch tray. RICKY at You wanna see what I am?:..

MR. DENNIT
Ricky don’t do thath!. _

Ricky stabs his lec with the knife. Immediately he jumps out of the chair screaming in pain, running around the room.

RICKY
AHHHHHHBHH! !!! E11 Pkt
84

EXT. HOSPITAL GARDEN - TEN MINUTES LATER

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Ricky, Mr. Dennit and ‘Lucius walk through the Garden.

ieee -: RICKY

So: anyway, I’m sorry and I don’t

hope: your boys lose their legs. (and then)

So what’s been going on since I’ve

been gone?

MR. DENNIT
Ricky you should relax and forget about racing for a little while. Just get better, alright son?

He pats him on the back and walks off.

RICKY
Lucius what the hell is going on?
LUCIUS
Frenchie can drive. You saw how you couldn’t pass him in Richmond.
RICKY
That was just because of my arm. I can beat anyone.
(then less secure)
So how good is he doing?

Lucius motions to a family walking through the gazden. The Dad and two sons all wear Jean Girard BRAELE *s

RICKY
Oh man...
85

EXT. RACE TRACK - DAY

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We see Girard dueling Cal Naughton . ire ‘@own, ‘the straightaway of the last lap. F : Ray DARRYLE WALTRIP (V.0. ) Jean Girard and Cal Naughton Jr are head down thé straight away and Naughton: has the inside!! Girard feints to the outside and Naughton bites on it: giving Girard the aeeery eeere sian! Girard wins!!

MUSIC: "Connie Moi” me, Edith Piaff

MONTAGE: IMAGES OF JEAN'S SUCCESS:1} Jean finishing three races first in quick succession with checkered flags flying 2) Shots of Jean-inside his car reading a short story or finisning an impressionist painting on a small canvas 3)The cover of GQ with Jean looking stylish and the headline “The French Revolution” 4) A concession stand at a race track with “Hot Dogs 2.50, Hamburgers 3.50” posted. The Vender puts up a handwritten sign “Sscargot 4.50” 5) Jean wins a race and does burn outs in the infield. When he’s done we see he’s spelled “I love you Gregory” in perfect cursive in the grass. 6) We see his name number one in the points standings in an ESPN News graphic.

On the lower third crawl we see a story flash by: “RICKY BOBBY TC DRIVE AGAIN. WILL TEST DRIVE IN CHARLOTT& FOR THE PRESS.”

MUSIC: Out

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EXT. TEST TRACK ~ A WEEK LATER - DAY

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We see 30 Reporters in the stands of a test track. Mr. Dennit, Carley, Susan and Lucius all stand by the side of the track. Ricky is in his car while Glenn and Hershell give ita final once over. 7

MR. DENNIT son Do you think he’s ready for this? *:

CARLEY
He‘’d better be. It’s just a stupid test run. Susan, why don’t you’ do something useful and go get me a coffee? ce
SUSAN
Yes Mrs. Bobby.

LUCIUS: How you feeling Ricky?

Ricky gives a thumbs up.

RICKY
The Big Dog’s ready to run y’all.
HERSHELL
:..Give him hell Ricky!!

Ricky pulls ‘out and accelerates out onto the track. MUSIC: TRIUMPHANT RETURN

RICKY
I missed you Mama Speed!!! Wooo!! Ricky Bobby is back!!!
MR. DENNIT
How fast is he going?
LUCIUS
(checks his stop watch)
Twenty-six miles per hour.

MUSIC: OUT

RICKY
Ok, I’m going take her high into the bank! This could get a little hairy! Tell me if I’m making you too nervous, y’all!!

We see Ricky actually slows down going into the banked turn.

LUCIUS

{into his headset) Ricky you actually slowed down! Son you’ re in danger of stalling the engines) 0 tay RICKY Now I’m gonna open it up. See what this baby's really got. ee

The engine accelerates ever so siightly.

RICKY (CONT'D). = -
Whooo!!! Where am eet 1807200?

LUCIUS a Ricky, you just cracked, enteeg- five.

Ricky’:

This is exhilarating! ! I’m going to bring ‘it in! I’m afraid the engine might blow!

LUCIUS
.,Ricky ‘you are averaging 26 miles “per hour! That’s about the top running speed of a cow.

Ricky pulls into the pits.

RICKY
(breathing really hard)
Whoo...man...that was fast... so fast... I’m not on fire am I? So

fast...so fast...

We see that the Reporters are ciearing out. Susan comes back with a tray of coffee.

SUSAN
What happened?
CARLEY
That half a man lost his nerve! He’s done! Finished!

She knocks the coffee out of Susan’s hands.

CARLEY
Where’s my coffee?!

We see Hershell and Glenn helping Ricky away seg the car.

MUSIC: “It Was Almost Like a Song” by Ronnie Milsap.,

LUCIUS
So that’s it...Jesus, I think I’m gonna cry. :

GLENN Py Tears aren’t something to be feared Lucius. They’ re a healing. balm,

LUCIUS | " Man, you are one creepy. qactie® dude. ; ‘

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INT. RICKY’S THEI LER ~"AN: HOUR LATER

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Ricky is ina T-shirt and sweat pants. He’s drinking tea with Mr. Dennit seated ecross from him. It’s over.

“RICKY These cars:go fast don’t they? I don’t remember them going that fast...

; MR. DENNIT Ricky you need a break. A long break. We’ve made the decision to deactivate the 28 car for awhile.

RICKY
Yeah...that’s probably a good idea. Just for a few weeks or maybe a few years...just til the cars slow down, right Mr. Dennit?
MR. DENNIT
That’s right Ricky... Just til the cars slow dewn...
88

EXT. RICKY’S HOME - LATER THAT NIGHT

source 89

Ricky gets out of his 4X4 and heads towards the front door.

MUSIC: The sad Ronnie Milsap song swells up again.

89

INT. RICKY’S HOME - THAT NIGHT

source 90

Ricky walks into his living room in his street clothes with his duffle bag. His wife Carley, two sons and his father-in- law are in the living room, they are eating dinner on. TV trays in front of the TV, laughing and talking.’ When’ Ricky walks in they stop. Chip turns off the TV. ;

RICKY
Hey everyone...

Awkward beat es everyone continues

}. stare at him.

Well isn’t anyone gonfia. say. anything to me?.:’ NN

JOHN DALY comes out of the kitchen “in Ricky’s robe, holding a big platter of pork chops...

«JOHN DALY.” Who’ s ‘ready. for more pork chops? Oh hey. Ricky. --

a ‘RICKY .What-the, hell is Jchn Daly doing in ‘my, -house?.Wearin’ my robe? Eatin’ my perk chops?

JOHN DALY
I’m aiso wearin’ your underweér.
CARLEY
Baby you and I both know this has been over for a long time.
RICKY
No I honestly didn’t!

Carley holds up a thick document.

CARLEY
You signed this contract wiilingly while you were in a coma.

{MORB}

CARLEY (cont'd)
It gives me all assets and an uncontested divorce whenever I wish.
RICKY
We’ re divorced?
WILLIAMS JR.
Yay! Two Christmases!

RICKY

So that’s it. (heavy sigh) Alright then. What about the boys?.. .

CARLEY
I think we should let them decide who they go with -- their rich Mom. who’s dating a pro pe or their-* gunshy, bankrupt Daddy.

Hank and Williams Jr look at carley. and PRLeKy:

HANK 2
Daddy, can we eat cake icitig for breakfast and can we run the lawn mower over a Fai alee

RICKY" I guess so.

. WILLIAMS JR. We’1l go with Daddy.

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EXT. HIGHWAY--AN HOUR LATER

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Long shot of Ricky’s SUV as it drives down the rainy highway. Ricky drives very slowly and tentatively with his hazards on. Cars pass him like crazy.

DISSOLVE TOC:

91

EXT. RICKY’S BOYHOOD HOME ~ MORNING

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MUSIC: Ronnie Milsap song fades out.

Ricky, with two pieces of luggage anc the boys in tow, knecks on a door. Lucy, Ricky's Mom, opens the door.

LUCY BOBBY
Ricky? Is everything alright?
HANK
You better have TiVo.
WILLIAMS JR
You look old Granny.

RICKY

Mom. (pained half beat) I got nowhere to go...

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INT. SPEED WEEK STUDIO - DAY

source 93

The anchors of Speed Week are in the. middle ef a show. SPEED WEEK ANCHOR #1, Well, all of the .taik=lately in Nascar is about “the emergence of Jean Girard as the circuit’s best driver. ; i - SPEED WEEK ANCHOR #2 It certainly is Pete. Jean has won four of his’ last five races...

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EXT. VICTORY LANE - DAY:

source 94

Jean is holding up'a gold trophy while the crowd cheers him.

‘i SPEED WEEK ANCHOR #1 (V.0O.) ..and is even bringing a new kind of fan to Nascar.

We see a PREPFY COUPLE in the stands eating wine and cheese. The HUSBAND smokes a pipe and the WIFE has a sweater tied around her neck.

PREPPY WIFE
Go wide F’in open 53 car!

The Hardcore Fan from earlier gives them a Bud. He also has a

sweater tied around his neck.

HARDCORE FAN
Hey Dr. Nathansen, how bout this race? C’est tres bien, non? Quelle voiture! Incroi-able!

SPEED WEEK ANCHOR #2 {(V.C.} But the reaction of Jean’s fellow drivers hasn’t been so warm.

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EXT. GARAGE - DAY

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Cal Naughton Jr is being interviewed.

CAL NAUGHTON JR.
No I wouldn’t say the situation has gotten ugly. We just want this”... | piece of (BEEP) Frenchie to go.back™:: to his (BSEP)-hole country.
INTERVIEWER
Boy Cal, that sure ‘sounds ° usty-

CAL NAUGHTON ‘IRS Well that’s cause you’ re “quoting me out of context.

, INTERVIEWER You’ re-on camera Cal. I’m not quoting, you. Say what you want.

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INT. SPEED WEEK, STUDIO-

source 96

“| SPEED WEEK ANCHOR #1 Well anyway you slice it, it’s clear. that Jean Girard is the man right now. And unless there’s 2 driver out there who can beat him, his reign could last for quite awhile.

96

EXT. STREET IN HIS HOME TOWN - LATER THAT DAY

source 97

Ricky is driving nervously with a stack of pizzas on his passenger side seat and a Dominos sign on top of his car.

As he tries to read an address, he clips a parked car, ripping the fender off.

RICKY
Ah, hump me!

Immediately we see flashing red lights of a police car behind him. Ricky pulls over. The OFFICER writes him a ticket.

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EXT. SUPER MARKET PARKING LOT ~ DAY

source 98

Ricky is backing out of his spot in front of the pizza place. He backs into a shopping cart being pushed by a HOUSEWIFE, sending it flying out of frame.

HOUSEWIFE
Oh my God! Aaah!
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EXT. SUPER MARKET PARKING LOT -

source 99

The OFFICER from before finishes giving = ticket.

CFFICER
This is your second violation in two hours. Are you Bieighe? «.

RICKY . et No sir, I’m not. Bat T promise it won’t happen ad

Ricky then backs anto the: police officer knocking him into the air.

OFFICER
Son you might want to hand over that iicense.

Ricky hands him his license in Slo. Mo.

99

INT. BUS - NIGHT

source 100

Ricky steps onto the bus holding three large pizzas, puts tckens into the counter and takes a seat. No one really locks at him, except for one passenger.

RICKY
(to passenger)
I lost my license. I’m delivering pizzas.
PASSENGER
I don’t really care.

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100

EXT. LUCY’S HOME - TWO HOURS LATER

source 101

Ricky comes riding up to his house on a kid’s BMX bike with a pizza on the back. There’s a limo parked in front of the house. Cal Naughton Jr. gets out.

CAL NAUGHTON JR.
I never thought I’d live to see this day, Ricky Bobby on a bicycle.
RICKY
Hey Cal, what the hell you doing here?
CAL NAUGHTON JR.
Look Ricky I’m going to make this-.. short, you and I never liked each": other. And I guess you ktiow ae ane ‘

many a night.

RICKY - ~* : ¥ No Cal, I didn’ t: aio’: that.

CAL NAUGHTON “dr. (his voice’ ‘gets high pitched) oom Well, it’s good you''didn’ t know it because. I just made it up. It’s a lie, a fun lie. ; I like to teil fun lies so that we can have a laugh.

ae RICKY ‘Why is your voice gettin’ all high? : CAL NAUGHTON JR. (back to normal) Here’s the deal Ricky: that French bastard is ruining our sport. You

get back on the track and together we can take him out.

RICKY
I’m done Cai. I don’t drive ne more. Hell, I don’t even have a license.

Ricky starts to walk away.

CAL NAUGHTON JR.
I knew it Ricky! You’re a coward! A stone ccld coward!

{MORE)

CAL NAUGHTON JR. (cont'd)
You’ re a disgrace to every driver on the circuit!

Cal spits on the ground.

Ricky sheepishly walks back to the house...a broken man. Naughton, looking pissed off, makes his way back to the lime only to see the LIMO DRIVER in the middle of the street urinating.

CAL NAUGHTON JR.
Hey man, what are you doing?!
LIMO DRIVER
I'm sorry sir, I thought you anil 3 be longer.
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INT. HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

source 102

Lucy was watching the exchange petiléen Ricky and Cal through the front window.

DISSOLVE TO:
102

EXT. MOTEL - THE NEXT DAY =

source 103

Ricky rings the bell ona | dingy-looking motel room. After a beat an OLDER MAN, 61, with a scraggly beard in his boxers opens the door. He’s sipping from a long neck.

“RICKY _That’1l be eléven ninety-three.

| Ss QLDER MAN Hold on. Let me find my damn wallet. Come on in.

The man looks through the mess of his room while Ricky still stands at the door.

OLDER MAN {CONT'D} Either close the door or come in! I got weed in here cowboy!

Ricky steps in and closes the door.

OLDER MAN (CONT’D)
(while looking for his wallet)
You didn’t actually take a bus here to deliver this pizza, did you cowboy?

Ricky sees

He continu

RICKY
Sure did. That’1l be eleven ninety- three.

OLDER MAN

I always thought a real Nascar driver would rather die than ride a bus.

RICKY
Well I’m retired.
OLDER MAN
Funny. I heard you were re-~pussied” You’ re not doing too good are Bie cowboy? ee

RICKY F: Hey stop calling me cowboy!

that he’s got three uneatén: pizzas on the table.

RICKY *"" You know you got three uriéaten pizzas just sittin’ here.

OLDER.-MAN
Well I’ve.been calling all day trying.to get you. They kept sondhe pines delivery people.

: = RICKY, tryin! to gee me? Why?

. OLDER MAN cause I'm your daddy. That’s why.

es 64) Lodk for his wallet.

RICKY

“What'd you say?

OLDER MAN
I said I’m your Daddy. I’m Reese Bobby Sr. Me and your Mom did it in a Rustler Steakhouse bathroom and then you showed up. Does that make sense cowboy?

Ricky steps right at him and punches him in the jaw. He falls

back into

a bureau.

OLDER MAN {CONT’D) Okay. So are we straight now?

RICKY
You stay the hell away from me you hear? I don’t know who the hell you are or what you want but I ain’t got nothing left to take!

Ricky leaves as his Father yells after him.

OLDER MAN
Hey son! Did this go good? I've Loge: never done anything like this so'I =” have no frame of reference.
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INT. LUCY’S KITCHEN ~ LATER THAT NIGHT

source 104

Ricky and Lucy are in the kitchen. Ricky is emotional and furious. n :

RICKY. "3 CE I can’t believe it!! This-“is the last thing I need now! -How could he have found me!!?-

aa te,

A dog begins to bark in the ‘distance.

LUCY BOBBY
I called him. RICKY » What?! .Why would you do that Mama?
LUCY
I know he’s @ son of & bitch. But Ricky, you need help. You deliver pizza on a bus. You’re better than this and if there’s one thing that selfish bastard knows, it’s driving.

Hank and Williams Jr enter wiping sleep out of their eyes.

HANK
Hey! Shut up in here!
WILLIAMS JR.
One cof you turds is gonna get smacked in the mouth!
RICKY
Hey! I’m your dad! Stop yelling at me! You’re seven years old!

There is a light knock at the back door. It is Ricky’s Dad now in a Member’s Only jacket and white T-shirt.

REESE BOBBY

Hey Lucy.

LUCY
Don’t talk to me. This is between you two. att
REESE BOBBY
Look son, I saw what happened to you on the television. You saw ‘the... fear. It happens to all of us.* 3,

RICKY 2

Get the hell out of my home:

LUCY
It’s my house...

The OLD MAN next door leans; out his window and yells. ELDERLY ‘MAN (0.C.)

You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent trying to

sleep!

; ‘HANK Go shave your balls you dusty old fart! 1!

More dogs begin to bark in the neighborhood.

REESE BOBBY

“You wanna race again. Just admit - 3

RickyBobby is silent....but the dogs keep barking.

REESE BOBBY
You got unfinished business.
RICKY JR.
No I don’t! I got a trophy that

says i won the Daytona 500. They can’t never take that away from me!

REESE BOBBY
So where is it?
RICKY
Carley took it away from me! LUCY He’s the Devil Ricky but he can drive. {and then) Shut those damn dogs up!!

REESE BOBBY hte + 24 Look, Ricky... I’m fifty-nine years: oo old and all I got to my name is a car and a duffle bag full of ~.. underwear and sweet, stinky weed .” need this. I screwed up raising he Toa as a boy, let me at lease ep you as a man. ,

Everyone goes silent, even the. dogs, as they wait for Ricky’s response. ’ ‘ Bors =e

REESE BOBBY “tcoNT” D) Please.... bee me Paes you.

HANK

Do it Dad. Get your: Balls back. Go eee agains

Lo! RICKY Are you ore ‘sure?

“WILLIAMS JR. suke as a pre to the top of shit mountain.

RICKY
Fine. But I ain’t gonna call you Dad.
REESE BOBBY
What are you going to call me? EXT. DESERTED STREET - SATURDAY MORNING Ricky and his Dad stand facing his Dad's muscle car. RICKY

Alright Dickweed, so what’s the plan?

REESE BOBBY
Now basically what happened to you is that you saw the fear. And before you even think of doing any real driving you gotta make friends with the fear. So get in the car.

Ricky punches his Dad in the jaw.

REESE BOBBY
What the hell was that?
RICKY
I got e lot of unresolved anger towards you. So that might puet happen sometimes. :

Ricky gets in the car. He hears a terrible gréwi-and turns around to see a COUGAR IN THE BACK::SEAT. Immediately Ricky jumps out of the car and slams the door.

RICKY oh aS What the hell!! Ahhh ttt There” s a goddamn cougar. ain the eaklit

REESE BOBBY
I know theré’s a: cougar in the car! I put it ‘in there!:.You gotta learn to drive with the fear. And there is nothing more God damn frightening than driving with a live cougar in the car.

7 RICKY “That's just stupid! I cculd’ve been killed. Where’d you get that thing?

REESE BOBBY
I trapped it. Been keeping it in my bathroom at the Motel. reedin it old pizza. Now you get back in that car! You hear me!
RICKY
I’m not gettin’ in that car!!
REESE BOBBY
Listen tc me! If you’re calm, that wondrous big cat will be calm. But if you’re scared, that beautiful Geath machine will do what God made it to do. Namely, eat you with a smile on its face!

Beat as Ricky mulls this over. He takes a couple really deep breaths.

RICKY
So it really won’t hurt me if I’m calm? Okay, okay.... here goes. Ah!! Here I go...Ah!

Ricky opens the door and immediately the cougar leaps on top of him, knocking him to the ground, mauling him.

RICKY m AWWWW!! He’s on me!!! He’s gonna .osnse. eat me!! nl

REESE BOBBY
Relax son!! Control your heart" rate!!

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INT. LUCY’S LIVING ROOM - LATER “TBAT DAY.

source 105

Lucy is washing dishes. _ Ricky enters Looking like hell.

LUEY?::. Hey 2 ae de So how’ 4. lt go?

. RICKY He’s a ¢razy dirtbag and I’m pretty sure I’m wasting my time. Where’ re

the Se. Tey’ re at Bible study at my

church.

We, see Hank and Williams Jr go running by acress the back yard.

RANK
Devil Dick!!! Devil Dick!!!
WILLIAMS JR.
Good one Hank!!! I getta remember to call granny that!

Lucy What in tarnation?

Lucy flies out the door. The two boys have gotten a hold of Lucy’s garden hose and are spraying it through the neighbor’s open window. We hear the screams of the Elderly Man inside the house.

ELDERLY MAN (0.C.)}
What the hell1??!! Ahhh!! God, that water’s coid!!!
WILLIAMS JR.
Enjoy your shower, you old crab apple!
HANK
I hope you catch pneumonia and die!! That’s it! That is it! r * Lucy turns the hose off. Eire the ‘chiterea. by their hair. icky jogs over. ies

Le Now Mama-

LUGY*. No Ricky!.No! i wid net have my grandchildren behaving like filthy raccoons! From now on you children wili obey the rules. And if ycu do not obey the rules, you will pay the price! Understood?

7 - HANK Sorry Granny, you’re shit out of luck. .

WILLIAMS JR.

.We do what we want. Lightning fast, both of their faces get slapped. 7 HANK (beat of awe)

You're going to break us like a wild horse, aren’t you?

105

EXT. LITTLE DIRT OVAL TRACK - THE NEXT DAY

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Ricky and his dad are standing by Ricky’s car on a dirt oval track,

REESE BOBBY

bhs

So all I want you to do today is to

go around this track once.

Ricky gets into the car.

RICKY
Alright. How fast?
REESE BOBBY
Not fast. Slow. Real slow.

I want

you to literally take all day to do

one lap.

RICKY
What?

REESE BOBBY

I want you to go as slow:as you... can. Like you're making 16 e to ee Reba McEntire and you wanna'savor -

it.

RICKY.

How’s this genna help me get over

the fear?

: REESE "BOBBY.

This ain't about fear, this is about ‘teaching you that the pedal to the metal ein't all there is.

Ricky pulls hee ite yah he can.

. RICKY Like this?

REESE BOBBY

Slewer! You should know every inch of Reba by the time you’re done. With everything good in life you gotta go slow before you can go

fast. MUSIC CUE: Sultry Reba McEntire song.

TIME LAPSE: the sun gcing up and then see Ricky crawl around the track at a

It’s dark as Ricky crosses the finish collapses.

Starting to fall. We snail’s pace.

line. He gets out and

cee

REESE BOBBY
You did good today Ricky.
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EXT. SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY - DAY

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Hank and Williams Jr. are wearing orange mesh vests while cleaning up trash off the side of the highway. tucy waits in her car.

WILLIAMS JR.
How much more of this Granny?
LUCY
I don’t know. How many more times ioe are you going to give the: finger to” a Marine? -
107

EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY:

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Ricky is behind the wheel’ Gath a blindfold on. His dad is next to him in the passenger seati

This is Crazy. I can’t see.

REESE BOBBY
Don’t you’ get it? You drive with your. heart not your eyes. New feel the read. Let it live inside you. “Cans “you: feel. it?

Ricky inhales deeply.

RICKY
I think I can...
REESE BOBBY
Now drive...

Ricky puts the car into drive and proceeds to wreck into every parked car and tear across every lawn on the Street. It ends with the car crashing intc someone's house.

REESE BOBBY
This was a bad idea. You definitely drive with your eyes.
RICKY
I really thought I could feel it.

mee

108

INT. LUCY’S BEDROOM - THAT NIGHT

source 109

Lucy is reading to Hank and Williams Jr. They are asking her questions. We see she is reading them Faulkner’s The Bear.

WILLIAMS JR.
But doesn’t the bear symbolize the old South and the new dog, the encroaching North?
HANK
Duh! But the question is, should 2.0.0 the reader feel relief or sadness “.°° 0° Yon.

at the passing of the old South?

LUCY BOBBY
How about beth?
HANK
{getting it) Ahh!... I get it, moral aabigastiy! The hallmark of all‘ early. Awentieth Century American fiction!”
109

EXT. LUCY’S BACKYARD = THE: NEXT DAY

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Ricky is asleep ina hammock.° Suddenly a bucket of water is thrown onto Ricky's face. He awakes with a start te find his dad with a beer in:hand standing over him.

‘RICKY _Bh! "REESE BOBBY Where’ @ stock car racing come from?

RICKY
What?

His dad throws another bucket of water on him.

RICKY
What the heli man?!

RICKY’S DAD Hew’d stock car racing get its Start?

74,

RICKY
The rum runners during prohibition! They’d have to have cars fast enough to outrun the Feds. And then they started racing each other.
REESE BOBBY
That’s right.

His Dad throws another bucket of water on him.

RICKY oa Ah! If I was right why’d you throw «2; ---, another bucket on me?

REESE BOBBY
Cause I filled up three. Now there’s nothing like driving to | avoid jail. Nothing hones:your - instincts and mind like necessity.

We hear sirens in the distances:

REESE -BOBBY*: So I taped a kilo of cocaine boys in blue. The..way I figure i you got. two minutes: before they show up and you do five to ten. Yesterday we went slow. Today we go fast. “4 :

Ricky flies out ‘of the: hammeck and into the front yard where his car is..sitting., It’s aiready running.

- RICKY You sick crazy old-

We'.can see the cop cars dewn the street. Ricky has no choice. He jumps in the car and tears off.

Reese watches as Ricky drives off. Hank and Williams Jr come up to him.

HANK
Grandpa, would you like to take us fishing and tells us life lessons and stories of your childhood?
REESE BOBBY
I got another idea, why den’t you boys go dig a hole ard I'll have a beer.
110

EXT. HIGHWAY ~- THIRTY SECONDS LATER

source 111

Ricky is tearing ass onto the freeway with three cod cars behind him. He is driving very fast and very skillfully to get away.

RICKY
Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Ricky looks down at the speedometer to see he’s going 160 mph. wa lds
RICKY
1607... Whooo!!! Whooo!!

He hits a U-turn in the middle of the freeway: ‘and turns off an exit losing the cops completely. He! s really*driving again. ve

111

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD - FIVE MINUTES, LATER :

source 112

We see a hand reaching wnelex the: ‘car. ‘It finds something. RICKY: _ I gotcha.

112

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD ~ CONTINUOUS

source 113

Ricky unwraps the package to reveal a bag of Lucky Charms

cereal, with a-note in it. It reads, “FEELS GOOD GOING FAST,

DOESN'T IT? BY THE WAY, DCK’T TRY AND SNORT THESE LUCKY CHARMS.”

RICKY
Okay...

MUSIC: Steve Earle’s “I Feel Alright Now” kicks in.

113

EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY

source 114

Ricky is driving his Dad’s car with the live cougar seated next to him. Ricky icoks confident and at ease, so does the cougar.

114

EXT. BACK YARD - DAY

source 115

Lucy has Hank and Williams Jr doing Tai Chi.

115

EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - DAY

source 116

Ricky drives by a kid sitting on the curb. He stops and when he pulls away the kid now has Ricky’s BMX bike.

116

INT. CHURCH -DAY

source 117

Hank and Williams Jr are in a large choir singing perfectly with angelic looks on their faces while Lucy watches on.

117

EXT. DMV OFFICE - MORNING

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We see a sign that says Department of Motor Vehicles with a white line and a starting point for the drivers test. No car is there. Then after a beat we hear. screeching tires and Ricky blows into frame dcing a sideways turn into a screaming stop.

RICKY

ea test.

We see a TERRIFIED OFFICER next to: Ricky in the car with a clirboard. RT Se

sastie te eae Mr. Bebby- 2s. you are magnificent.

The cougar pops up ‘from the back and growls.

og TERRIFIED OFFICER

; RICKY Down=Karen! Down!

118

INT. DRIVER’ S LICENSE PHOTO FLAT - FIVE MINUTES LATER

source 119

There’s a quick flash of Ricky getting his picture taken. He gives a wink.

MUSIC: OUT

119

EXT. RESIDENTIAL STREET - TEN MINUTES LATER

source 120

Ricky and Reese are driving home.

ths

REESE BOBBY
I think we need to celebrate. Heck. Let’s go all out for once.
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120

INT. APPLEBEE’S RESTAURANT - THAT NIGHT

source 121

Close Up of a WAITRESS stepping into frame.

WAITRESS
Hello and welcome to Applebee’s!

We see Lucy, Susan, Ricky, Hank, giao Jr. sitting at a table.

WAITRESS 1 Sib My name is Delly and I’ ti. be your server tonight. 3

HANK
Hellc Ma'am.
WILLIAMS JR.
You look loveiy this evening.

_. DOLLY Why thank you,

The table chuckles pleasantly.

RICKY
Dolly, tonight is a special night for the Bobby family.

‘ WAITRESS Well: don’t you worry. I‘ll take care of you.

CLOSE UPS OF FOOD BEING PUT IN FRONT OF THE FAMILY - TWENTY MINUTES LATER

ALL
Mmmm. ..that looks great...fantastic...thank you Applebee’ s!

Ricky bows his head to say grace.

RICKY
Dear Lord baby Jesus, in your swaddling clothes, laying in your ghost manger... we have so much to be thankful for. First off, my boys no longer act like retarded gang bangers, and also I have my balls beck behind the wheel of a car. And now maybe I can win again and get back my wife Carley, whese warm bosom I still ache for deep within my lower half. But most of ail we thank you for bringing my nasty | . delinquent, pot-dealing father back * to us. For he was lost, but now he is found. Amen.

LUCY * That was beautiful. Except for she part about Carley, which was inappropriate,

What a lovely meal. ap

WILLIAMS JR.
It certainly does look delicious.
RICKY
Well I’11 be damned if this isn’t just about a perfect night.

Waitress pops by again.

WAITRESS | How? Ss every one over here?

REESE BCBBY
I hate to be @ pain darlin’, but I asked for no onions on my steak sandwich.
WAITRESS
I’m sorry, I must not have-
REESE BOBBY
Okay... maybe don’t interrupt me-~
WAITRESS
i’m sorry I didn’t mean to-

73's

REESE BOBBY
Yeah, well I think you did mean to and I also think you meant to put the goddamn onions on my sandwich! Cause I think you're a nasty, nasty, little bitch!!!
RICKY
Dad, what’s going on-
WILLIAMS JR.
Grandfather, can’t we resolve this conflict without anger? Yon WAITRESS {almost in tears) Let me just get you a new sandwich | six. We'll make this right. :

REESE BOBBY ae Why don’t you tell us what” ‘you’ re really going to do-Dolly! You're going to go in the back;.. smoke some reefer with the: dishwashers and come back out here and act like a dirty Bosker

She leaves in tears.

z RICKY Dad. why’ are you-.doing this?! We’ve had: fa “Geer two weeks!!

You couldn’t handle it could you Reese? Things just got too good.

REESE BOBBY
I den’t know what you’re talking about. I said no onions.

Manager. walks up with crying waitress. MANAGER

Folks I’m Jim Bohampton, the manager. Is there a problem?

REESE BOBBY
Oh Jim thank god you're here. This alleged woman who is part of your staff, came up to us, on what is supposed to be an evening of celebration and said, in front of my grandchildren, “Would you like to see the specials?” She then proceeded to lift up her shirt and show us half a titty.

WAITRESS “: Mr. Bohampton I did no such thing! nyjo.00 0s RICKY Look I apologize for this old: man- REESE BOBBY " ener |

» I will never back down from my statement! eas

Reese Bobby takes a sip from.a can of beer between his legs.

MANAGER on Sir you are not allowed. to teve that in here. I’m. ee to have to ask you to leave:.

REESE BOBBY
Jim here’s the deal. I am feelin’ rascally tonight and I’m not going anywhere. So let’s light this fuse and see what: ‘happens.
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EXT. APPLEBEE’S RESTAURANT - MOMENTS LATER

source 122

Four ‘muscular members of the Applebee’s staff are throwing Reese Bobby out the front door. Ricky and the family are trying to calm the situation.

REESE BOBBY
Noooo! Awwww!! I’m a veteran and diabetic!! Applebee’s has rats! I found a whole rat in my cobb salad!!!

They throw him Gown into the parking lot. Reese Bobby gets up and storms off.

RICKY
Dad! Where are you going?

Ricky starts to chase after him.

LUCY
Let him go Ricky! He’s damaged! He’s got a broke soul!
REESE BOBBY
Get away from me Ricky! Let me go! Don’t you get it! Your daddy is a live wire! Ltt, RICKY Things were geing good, weren’ a they? :

They’ ve stopped in the middle cf the road. Cars? ‘are going by

them with their headlights on.

REESE meen

up. I don’t know hat. organ or bone people have that’ makes -them act right, but r., was horn without zt.

ack As

. “RICKY ‘s Arhh!- ‘Don’ t-you get it? All those races I'won. t<t was all for you. I

didit Just like you told me: If

-you ain't first, you’re last.

: REESE BOBBY What’ re you talking about?

RICKY
What you told me on that day at school for Career Day...if you ain't first, you’re last.
REESE BOBBY
Ricky I was probably high when I said that. I mean, heli, thinking like that could set you up for 4 life of poor choices and dangerous risk-taking.
RICKY
Oh my God...I can’t believe I listened to you...
REESE BOBBY
Look Ricky, I gotta go. I’m sorry. I really am.

Reese starts to walk off down the road.

RICKY
Hey Dad! Reese stops. RICKY Why didn’t you ever make it on the ::. circuit? REESE BOBBY

You wanna know why? Cause I wasn’ i "8 as good as you. Catch yeu ‘acer Tne cowboy.

“eee

Reese walks off leaving Ricky een in: the middle of the road with motorists honking their ‘horns and ‘Yelling at Ricky.

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INT. RICKY’S BOYHOOD ROOM.-.LATER THAT NIGHT

source 123

Ricky is laying in his childhood race car bed surrounded by posters of great drivers trom the early eighties. His Mom walks in.

, ‘LUCY Hey Ricky. I made you some biscuits and grape soda. I thought it’d help you relax.

RICKY
What I’m I gonna do? Everything dad toid me was crap. Now I got no reason to race.

LUCY

No reascn to race? Ricky let me show you something...

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INT. LIVIN GROOM - A MINUTE LATER

source 124

Lucy stands by the mantle. There are some little trophies and certificates on it.

LUCY
I’m a lunch lady Ricky. It ain't much, but I do it as well as I can. Do you see these awards? I’ve won lunch lady of the year six straight years. And I don’t win for you or for the school or to get my name in the paper. I win for me. Cause all we can do in this life is to try and be the best at what we do. And you were born to be a driver.
RICKY
But Mama. I don’t know if I can be: the best... This Frenchman is doit. I couldn't pass him.

LUCY ie ae Then go find out. And don’ t nee him for your Dad or Car léy.. or the sponscrs or because he’s°* French. Beat him for you.

And if I lose? ~* :

You listen to me’ Ricky. I’m the one who taught you to drive stick shift. I’m the one who tcok ycu to those go cart tracks and bought you your first. car. I raised you! I know what you can do! Now you just

.. race.good and iet the winnin’ and

"“slosin’ fall where it may!

RICKY
~“(chuckles) I didn’t knew you were lunch lady .of the year...
LUCY
I can serve three hundred kids potatoes au gratin in twenty minutes with a smile. Now go get yourself a damn crew before I get emotional and this whole thing gets messy..-
124

EXT. STRIP CLUB - DAY

source 125

We see a strip club off of a dirt road with a sign that reads, “SMOKEY’S HOUSE OF ASS - LIVE GIRLS NUDE, WED. FAMILY NIGHT.”

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125

INT, SMOKEY’S HOUSE OF ASS ~ CONTINUOUS

source 126

We hear the voice of Lucius, Ricky’s former. crew ceiety as we see the stage.

LUCIUS (V.0.) :
Put your hands together and make - some noise for our next young lady.” She looks to shake it and.:sometimes she likes to bake it, she? S. .. also. a

Jade or as I call L Remy Hot Tofu!

We see an Asian stripper come onto “the stage. There are seven drunks in the audience. Thé song “Panama” by Van Halen kicks in. From across the kc ee seeS Ricky walk in.

* LOCUS “ow. Well onl be grilled and served with hash browns! Ricky Bobby as I ek and. breath:

. RECKy

~..I swear..to God, if you were twenty ‘years old; blonde and a woman, I’d kiss, you!

They laugh. . RICKY But you're not. Yeu’re a fifty-year- old, bald black man. They hug. LUCIUS (laughing)

And you are a stupid cracker! And I mean that! How you been old friend?

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126

INT. SMOKEY’S HOUSE OF ASS - LATER

source 127

Ricky and Lucius are having drinks at a table. During the entire length of their conversation, a stripper’s bikini clad rump is positioned in between them and comes in and out of frame. They never acknowledge this in any way.

LUCIUS
So what brings Ricky Bobby to ; Smokey’s House of Ass? oe RICKY

I wanna race again Lucius. Lucius gets up and offers his hand.

it was good seeing you Ricky.

RICKY = 2 I’m not foolin' Lueius. I got. my nerve back. Pe ts -

LUCIUS
It’s good you got your nerve back but that’s not: enough. This Frenchman’s the best I’ve ever seen. You gotta drive brave and

smart :..

; RICKY I’ve chanced Lucius. I'll listen to you. Ineed this. De you hear me? I

need this, for me. Beat as Lucius locks into Ricky's eyes.

LUCIUS
Alright then. Let me make some calls, get the team back together. Oh by the way, I almost forgot to teil you, I got married. This is my wife, Diane.

Lucius points to the ass that’s shaking between them. We hear DIANE’S vcice from behind her shaking rump.

DIANE (0.C.)
It’s very nice to meet you Ricky. I’ve heard 4 lot about you. How’ re the kids?
RICKY
Uh, they’re good...they, uh, grow up fast.

LUCIUS

Put your clothes on baby. It looks like we’re going to Talladega.

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127

EXT. TALLADEGA SFEEDWAY - LATE MORNING

source 128

MUSIC: AWE INSPIRING

We pan over a road on a hill and see the Talladega Speedway off in the distance. Ricky’s trailer with car. in L tee

a

We see Ricky squinting his eyes andl'taxing in the mammoth speedway.

RICKY aeere) , Talladega... somehow ‘ait “Higays comes down to you...

128

EXT. SPEEDWAY GARAGE 3 ‘CON RNVOUS

source 129

Ricky and his newly réassembled team are unloading their car from the back eae id trailer. It’s covered with a tarp.

a HERSHELL , Sure. ig good to be back Ricky. ‘Working at the Midas Muffler is a far ery from all this.

GLENN
Midas offers quality service and affordable prices. It’s the Midas “guarantee.
RICKY
I missed you dudes. Even Glenn.

They all laugh. RICKY And once I get Carley back, it all be perfect.

Awkwerd silence. Someone ccughs.

Ricky is then handed a cup of coffee. It’s Susan.

SUSAN
Here you go Ricky.
RICKY
Susie! What a damn treat!
SUSAN
Ricky, you look great.

The car is off the truck,

RICKY
Now the sponsors I got aren’t high end but they kicked in a #9 get us this car... es

Hershell pulls the cover off the car revealing hs new sponsors: RAVEN THONGS FOR MEN; JIM PRIDEWORTHY, ATTORNEY AT LAW; FISHER PRICE GAS STATION PLAYSET; THE ‘HULLMONT HIGH SCHOOL SKI CLUB; CATWOMAN ON.DVD and DR..,.LANE’S BATH SALTS FOR MENOPAUSE AND RACCOON BITES...

HERSHELL
Raven Thongs name E aad Aw >man. CREW This is embarrassing. . - We're gonna

be a joke. «+ etc,

SUSAN

Hey! Ricky has worked his ass off

. to put.this together! What did you all signup for? Because I thought it’ was ail about racing! Yes, these are mangy sponsors but guess what? Their money's green like everyone else’s. Besides, it’s what inside that takes you to Victory Lane...and if these stickers ain’t pretty enough for you, then why den’t you go back to working at the Pep Boys for six bucks an hour!!!

LUCIUS
Little lady’s right. Let’s see what this baby’s got under the hood.

They start to peek at the engine.

RICKY
Wow. I didn’t know you could talk like that.

SUSAN

Hope I didn’t say too much.

Susan blushes as Lucius lifts the hood to reveal the engine. It’s a wreck. Some pieces are missing and it’s a bit rusted.

HERSHELL
It looks like a giant robot took a GLENN

A wise man cnce said “Adversity is just opportunity with a bad haircut.”

LUCIUS a . This is difficult for me ta. say, but I agree with Ghenn. Let’ s: ‘gat to work. ie

Ricky starts to waik away.

SUSAN | Where’ re. you going: psehys

. RICKY I'm gonna go let Jean Girard know that I’m coming for him.

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129

EXT. MASSIVE GREEN MEADOW - LATER

source 130

Jean Girard, an ASIAN MAN in a white suit and two GORGEOUS MODELS all recline cn a large, white blanket eating gourmet cheese and fruits while drinking wine. Ricky walks up as they just finish their conversation. He’s being escorted by Jean's fashionable perscnal ASSISTANT, who is dressed like a bellhop at the Chateau Marmont.

JEAN GIRARD
-mais je l’ai dit ce n’est pas le “temps porte un chapeau!

Everyene laughs realiy hard.

ASSISTANT
Monsieur Girard, Ricky Bobby is here to see you.
JEAN GIRARD
Oh monsieur Bobby, thank you Bacco.
RICKY
You're a tough man to find, you know that buster?
JEAN GIRARD
The day before a race I like to stay away from the track. Plus, Gregory needs room to train his world class shepherds.

We see Gregory way off in the distance training. his shepherds with intricete whistles and hand i a aaa

JEAN GIRARD 2
Would ycu care for.-a. fan of Lepkada or a stripend of Busk?:

RICKY © ‘ Honestly I don’t know what a stripend of Busk: is.

JEAN GIRARD
It’s very simple. It’s liquefied Cilsias mixed in a breth of Arnithen and Metrovine.
RICKY
«=, : {cenfused) Oh-xight, yeah, I’11 take one cf those, bad boys.

Ricky is handed what looks like a massive conch snell with an ear of corn sticking out of it. He starts to try and put his mouth on it, thinks better of it and then just holds it.

RICKY
This is good...
JEAN GIRARD
I’m being so incredibly rude. This is my dear friend world famcus cellist Yo-yo Ma.
YO-YO MA
Hello Mr. Bobby. I loved your come~ from-behind win in the Phoenix 400.

They walk

JEAN GIRARD
And this is Breeze.
RICKY
Which one of you is Breeze?
MODELS
Together we are Breeze.
JEAN GIRARD
Walk with me Ricky Bobby.

off.

RICKY
Alright man, look. I just came. to tell you that I’m coming for you. tomorrow. And I don’t know what’ . gonna happen, as far as,--first,. second or third place. But:.I‘m going to put my heart out on. that. track and you better. be ready. to deal with it. :

a .

Tres bien Ricky enews Tres bien. (and then}: Do you know the reason I came to America? . RICKY Money, fame, the giant water parks... the.same reasons everyone

. comes “to America?

. JEAN GIRARD No.'-I came here, for you to beat

me -

RICKY
What the hell are you talking about?

JEAN GIRARD

My husband Gregory and I, wish only to retire and train dogs in Stockholm. But before I can do that I must be Gefeated by a driver who is truly better than I am. You are the ene Ricky Bobby. You can defeat me.

RICKY
So you’re going to lose on purpose?
JEAN GIRARD
No. I will battle you with the entirety of my being. And you will probably lose.
RICKY
Wow. This is like The Highlander.

We hear Gregory's whistle in the distance as the Gexmay

JEAN GIRARD
They are beautiful animals, non?

RICKY : ee Those are fine dogs. I'm.not going to argue with you. iy :

JEAN GIRARD . : But make no mistake* ‘about it, “inuch like me, those animals will turn into vicious killers when the proper command is. given:.For me, it is the start: flag. For them, it is a randomly chosen: command word.

: RICKY Sc like) if you say “fire hydrant” they mighh go crazy?

nic ». JEAN GIRARD "How" “did: “you know that word?! I ask Yen how ‘did you know that word?!

In an instant ‘we see the dogs stop, turn, snarl and break out into a full speed gallop.

RICKY
That was just an example. Hey lock, they’ re running over here.
JEAN GIRARD
That was the word! You said the word! They are coming for you Ricky Bebby!!

We see the dogs, barking madly, running directly for Ricky.

RICKY
How did they hear me? They’re a hundred yards away!
JEAN GIRARD
They are dogs! They have the good hearing!
RICKY
{starting to panic) eh What should I do!? I can’t outrun i them!! What should I do!!! '
JEAN GIRARD
Do not panic! The one who gave the attack command must give the heel command word. : vs
RICKY
Well what is it?!!

The dogs are getting ak ies “They, are.going to eat Ricky Bobby. ae ie se

JEAN "GIRARD on Rhin-a-cer-rey,..it is French for rhinoceros. 7 * =

RICKY
Rhinoceres!! Rhinoceros!! Why aren’ t they stopping?!

The dogs are still coming.

- JEAN GIRARD You must “do the correct pronouncement. Rhin-os-~-se-rey.

RICKY
Rhine-nay- cer-rae!! Rhine-~nay-cer- rae!!!

The dogs are really close.

JEAN GIRARD
Nen!! You must lay your tongue flat for the third syliable... watch: rhine-nos-cer-rey.
RICKY
Rhine-nos-cer-

The dogs go to leap on him to attack.

RICKY
-rey!!

Instantly the dogs become like puppies.

JEAN GIRARD
(fighting to catch his breath} Tres bien Ricky Bobby....if they would have...gotten a hold of you...they would have made your face...a bloody, horror show. RICKY (also out of breath)
So anyway...God that was scary. I'll see you...on the wet track...tomorrow...and I’11 bes giving “you all I got. »&

JEAN GIRARD = Yes you will Rack¥: ‘Robby. Yes you will. "She

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INT. RICKY'S TRAILER - THAT: NIGHT

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Ricky and his sons are watching. TV on the foldout bed. It is the Speed Channel.

; _ HOST -OF SPEED WEEK Of coursé. everyone knows the favorite tdémorrow for the Talladega 500 is-Jean Girard. He has simply dominated. this season. But there ére, also several smaller stories floating around this race and one of them is the return of Ricky Bobby, who disappeared from the Circuit aimost six months ago.

HANK
They’ re talking about you Daddy!
HOST CF SPEED WEEK
Unfortunately it looks to be a sad return as Ricky simply doesn’t have the smarts, the nerve or the car to compete. Let’s just hepe this tragic and emotionally damaged driver doesn’t hurt anyone...

Ricky turns off the TV with the remote.

RICKY
That’s enough TV for tonight.
WILLIAMS JR.
Don’t pay any attention to him Daddy.
HANK
Oh my Gosh, look at the time. It’s Past our bed time. We’d better retire for the evening.

RICKY tinge Man your Granny did a good job with: 2H, you beys. "

He turns out the lights and they get ea: ae

HANK
Daddy, even though we'll he proud, of you tomorrow no matter. what. win. ae :

WILLIAMS _ Yeah daddy, win.

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EXT. TALLADEGA SPEEDWAY - THE NEXT DAY

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The massive crowd is: filling up the stands as the cars are wheeled oyt onto the track. :

nee FOX ANNOUNCER (V.0-.) Ladies and Gentlemen, pull up a chair, drop the kids off with their aunt and take the phone off the hook, becéuse it is race day here at the Talladega Speedway!

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EXT. PIT ROW - CONTINUOUS

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Ricky and his team are gathered around the car by pit row. The team looks exhausted.

LUCIUS
These boys were up all night working on this engine.
RICKY
I sure appreciate it. Now let’s see what we got.

Ricky pops the hood revealing a gleaming, impressive engine.

RICKY
Hot-dog. It’s like looking up Pam Anderson’s skirt.
GLENN
Ricky, it’s like your Excalibur, the mighty sword King Arthur used to bring together the Knights of the Round Table until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen...in a biblical sense. ~~

The crew just stares at him, awkwardly. Someone coughs.

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EXT. SPEEDWAY PIT ROW - RACE TIME

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All the drivers and their crews stand by their cars. Keith Deby finishes the natiénal- ;anthem.

, KEITH DOBY .THE: LAND. OF THE FREE AND THE: HOME OF. THE BRAVE SO GO HOME YOU LIBERAL HIPFY TERRORIST tee

A Nascar “Official ‘once again runs over to Keith.

NASCAR OFFICIAL
That*s it! You’re banned!!
KEITH DOBY
Go tell it to your friend Sadaam!

Ricky ‘starts to walk back to pit row when Cariey comes up.

CARLEY
Ricky I need to talk to you.
RICKY
Oh, Carley I missed you sco much. Where's John Daly?
CARLEY
He’s gone Ricky.
RICKY
I knew it! We’re going to get back together again.

Cal Naughton walks up.

CAL NAUGHTON JR.
Hey Ricky, I see you met my lady. Or did you two already know each other?

They’ re holding each other.

RICKY
Oh you gotta be kidding me!?
CARLEY
It’s not how it seems. We. just’: happen to live together and havea lot of sex. .

CAL SAUGHEEE JR:

with the keys in: ‘it,’ ‘I take , it for a spin. You have- a good, ace, you hear?

Ricky just stares as eisiye walk ott with each other’s hands in

their back POERELS

RICKY.
Ah;:.I think I’m gonna cry...I’m fightin’ it;.it’s startin’ to come up through my throat....around the ‘sides of. my eyes...it’s hard to fight it.

Susan comes up, grabs him by the arm and pulls him arm.

SUSAN
Listen to me. Don’t worry about them, that’s teenage soap-opera crap. Now I talked to Lucius and had him locsen up the car, so that you could do some driving. Watch Girard in the turns, that’s when he likes to make his pass.
RICKY
Hew did you get like this?

sy the

OF.

SUSAN
Three years of bring people coffee at a racetrack, you learn something about driving. Now let’s go!!
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EXT. SPEEDWAY PIT CREW - A FEW MINUTES LATER

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P.A. ANNOUNCER
Drivers...start your engines!

We see Ricky behind the wheel of his car. uss engine, revs to life. lg

RICKY
This is it.
LUCIUS FE.
“It” with a God damn capEel ba ; Ricky Bobby. ; MUSIC: RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL.: kicks in hard and powerful. RACE MONTAGE: STYLIZED AND: ‘music VIDEO- -ESQUE

1. Jean Girard looks into his rear view mirror and makes eye contact with Ricky. They <nod.

2. The green flag waves and the cars explode with speed. 3. SLOW MOTION: The crowd. cheers.

4. Two cars vipe gue 72a

5. Cal Naughton Jxtaps the back bumper of Girard’s car.

6. SLOW MOTION: Ricky swerves for a second and then regains control.

7. SLOW MOTION: Lucius yelling.

LUCIUS
Ricky! !!!

8, We see the Spotter with binoculers finishing a4 cigarette high up over the track.

9. SLOW MOTION: A car goes off the wall. Ricky dodges the wreck expertly.

10. SLOW MOTION: Ricky’s sons and his Mom cheer him on.

11. Ricky passes several cars. His face is pouring with sweat.

12. Ricky pulls in for a pit stop. His crew performs expertly. He high fives Hershell on his way out.

13. Close up of Ricky's wheels turning and screeching. MONTAGE ENDS: MUSIC OUT

LUCIUS
Alright Ricky that’s one lap down, — . two hundred and thirty-four to golSi) 6 ss.)
RICKY
Boy that felt like more than one lap. You sure that was OnLy one lap?
LOCIUS
Let me double check. -yeah ‘that was one lap. And becausé:: 08, that * unneeded pit stop you’ réain thirty- first place. Come on Ricky,’ let’s shake a tail feather! "
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TV COVERAGE - FOX::.

We see the race coveted | on TV with announcers and graphics. “POX ANCR #1

Jean Girard, driving from the pole,

is‘out to a big lead.

FOX ANCR #2 As you know he’s been doing that ‘all year. Earlier today we asked him what has been his secret to success.

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PRE-TAPE PACKAGE
Testimonial with Jean Girard in studio limbo.
JEAN
My secret to success? It is simple. It is my lover and husband Gregory.
(MORE)
JEAN (cont’d)
Whether he is tickling my feet in the bubble bath or wearing the funny hats to make me laugh, he teaches me to not be so serious with life. And when the darkness comes he holds me and whispers “I am here for you Jean. I am here for you ‘ cia
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TV COVERAGE - NBC

FOX ANCR #1 I’1ll be honest, a few months ago that would have weirded me out, but at a certain point you just have - ‘tO... commend them for having a loving 4 relationship. Se

FOX ANNOUNCER 42° I’m still a bit weizded out by it but darnnit, that guy | ‘Can :xrace.

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INT. RICKY’S CAR - CONTINUOUS::.

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FOX ANCR #1 Now. let’s take a look at Ricky Bobby in the number 28 car.

CUT TO:

We see the camera from over Ricky’s shoulder showing the track and cars around him. Ricky leans in ane looks at the

camera.

RICKY
Hey, how’s it going America? It’s good to be back.

ANCR #1 Bey, he should really keep his eyes on the road. That is dangerous.

RICKY

I wanna say hi to my boys, Hank and Williams Jr. How you doin’ fellas?

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EXT. PIT ROW - CONTINUOUS

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Lucius, furious, speaks to Ricky on the headset.

LUCIUS
Dammit Ricky! Stop looking into the damn camera! Stay focused, You hear me?
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INT. RICKY’S CAR - CONTINUOUS

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RICKY
Sorry Lucius! I lost my head.

We see Ricky Bobby start to pass some cars.

FOX ANCR #1 Ricky Bobby in the Thongs for Men car is making a big move. He’s. moved up from twenty-sixth to ~~):. twelfth place. And now let’s go to “?.. John Hannafin, who’s in the stands with a country music legend.

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EXT. STANDS - CONTINUOUS

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JOHN HANNAFIN is in the stands sateoumane by beer drinking fans.

a es Thank you Sean. I’ vé got country music. star. prey Rogers here with me,

We see a HALF ASIAN OLDER MAN with a beard and a cowboy hat seated inthe stands. At best he vaguely looks like a half- Asian version ‘of Kenny Rogers.

JCHN HANNAFIN
Kenny, what do you think of the race so far?
HALF ASIAN OLDER MAN
It’s good. They’re going really fast.

FOX ANCR #1 (0.C.} John, that’s not Kenny Rogers-

JOHN HANNAFIN
In the song The Gambler you sang, “You gotta know when to walk away, know when to run.” Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing?
HALF ASIAN OLDER MAN
Mr. Bobby is very competitive. If he want to race he should race.

FOX ANCR #1 (0.C.) John, that’s not-

JOHN HANNAFIN

This is John Hannafin here with Kenny Rogers. Back to you Sean.

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EXT. TV RACE COVERAGE - CONTINUOUS

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We see Jean Girard extending his lead.

FOX ANCR #1 That ef course, was not Kenny Rogers. But meanwhile Jean Girard has extended his lead. He’s got two cars on his tail, Cal Naughton Jr’ and Ricky Bobby who: has made a big meve to come up from, twelfth place

to third.

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INT. CAL NAUGHTON JR’ S CARS “ _ CONTINUCUS

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Cal Naughton is Reyang. desperately to pass Jean.

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INT. RICKY'S CAR - _ BERET

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He’s driving next. to Cal aiso trying to pass Jean.

a - LUCIUS (V.0.} Ricky, I got Cal Naughten wanting to talk directly te you.

RICKY
Put em through!
CAL NAUGHTON CR. (V.O.)
Ricky I know you and I don’t like each other much. And I know I’m sieeping with your wife and ali, and I guess by now you know about the time I took a piss in your coffee-
RICKY
No, I actually cGidn’t know about that.
CAL NAUGHTON
Well there is nothing to know about because that was just another fun lie that I made up. Anyway, I’m going to give Frenchie a tap on his bumper and once I do, you run him straight up into the wall and you and I take over this race. Let’s go.

Cal taps Jean's bumper and Jean fishtails slightly, amie doesn’t do anything.

CAL NAUGHTON JR. Ss What’ re you doing Ricky? Finish him off!!

RICKY 7
I don’t want to win Like: * gal

CAL NAUGHTON © :.: Here’s the deal. You:help me™ “finish him off and I’1l.give-you. Satame ge back. Now let’s: ‘do this Ricky... for America! -

RICKY" That’s not American, that’s

cheating. And Americans only cheat on their taxes.

Ricky gives Cal a tap and he spins out into the infield. oo : FOX ANNOUNCER #1 Qh my God! Ricky Bobby just spun Cal Naughton out! FOX ANNOUNCER #2 It looked like Ricky wanted to play that pass squeaky clean! That’s not the Ricky Bokby I know.

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EXT. WIDE ANGLE SHOT OF TRACK - CONTINUOUS

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The cauticn flag comes out.

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EXT. PIT ROW - CONTINUOUS

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Lucius paces with his headset on.

LUCIUS
That’s a real classy move Ricky Bobby.

HERSHEL

Now it’s just Girard and Ricky.

GLENN
Mano a mano.
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INT. CORPORATE BOX - CONTINUOUS

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Wealthy sponsors eat finger foods and watch pe the corporate box. Mr. Dennit with his yenng. Wife drinks a

cocktail and watches.

MR. DENNIT : Come on Jean! You can take him,

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EXT. SPEEDWAY ~ CONTINUOUS

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Lucy, Hank and Williams ax? watch 1 -race from the roof of

the trailer, sitting on Lawn chairs.

LUCY: : That’s my: boy!

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EXT. TICKET WINDOW. - CONTINUOUS

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Ticket are is talking te an unseen figure at the window. me: “ TICKET TAKER

I ‘Just need to see some ID sir if

I’m’ going to give you these

tickets.

We see a hand slide an ID under the window, the driver's license picture is Reese Bobby. He's winking in the photo just like Ricky did in his.

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EXT. SPEEDWAY - TEN MINUTES LATER

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The restart flag is waved and the pace car peels away.

FOX ANCR #1 Very surprising to see Ricky Bopby turn down that assist from Cal Naughton.

(MORE)

104,

FOX ANCR #1 (cont'd) Because if there’s one thing Ricky Bobby is known for, it’s winning at all costs.

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INT. PRETAPE PIECE

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Ricky in an interview limbo talks to camera.

RICKY

I've always been a risk taker. And because it rhymes, I'm also a bit of a heartbreaker. You see what I did, risk taker...heartbreaker? =: It’s fun to do that with words.

{He listens to an off

camera question) } Why am I a risk taker? I think. ‘iths ingrained in all Americans to take” risks. I mean if we didn*:t say * “hey, horses suck, let's. drive a: car” then we wouldn’t be here. Or if we didn’t go, “fey, I like cold cuts and crackers but ‘why.can’t I have them all together in “one convenient package,” then we wouldn’t have. Lunchables.

NBC COVERAGE - CONTINUOUS

; FOX ANCR #1 Couldn’t agree® with Ricky more. -Lunchables and cars, God bless this “ great nation.

FOX ANCR #2 Speaking of America, let’s go back to our John Hannifan who’s with an American icon, Bruce Willis.

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EXT. SPEEDWAY

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John Hannifan is standing in the stands with a burly WOMAN WITH GLASSES.

JOHN HANNAFIN
Bruce Willis, we love you in the Die Hard movies. Let me ask you this, what makes racing so much fun to watch?
WOMAN WITH GLASSES
My name is Linda. I’m a woman.
JOHN HANNAFIN
So sorry! Back to you guys.
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INT. BOOTH -COVERAGE

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FOX ANCR #1 Come on John! Pay attention!

FOX ANNOUNCER#2 ttt, Things have heated up as Girard is boxing out Bobby for the lead!

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EXT. PIT ROW - CONTINUOUS ; FES

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LUCIUS
Alright Ricky, Play | it cool! You: run your race.

RICKY: , Do I have room te pass- Girard on the inside? _ ‘

; SPOTTER: (V.0.) That’s.a negative Ricky. Very slim squeeze. Ali. you have is the outs: de: . “RICKY

Tf L take the outside I’m gonna lose the. damn race!!

: P.A. ANCR #1 Ladiés and gentlemen this is the final lap!!

Girard is still boxing Ricky out of the inside.

RICKY
Dammit Lucius! What do I do?!!
LUCIUS (V.0.)
Ricky, you wanna make sure you walk in your house tonight and have supper with your foul-mouthed kids, then you go outside and take second place. You wanna win, then you go inside and may God be with you.

Beat as Ricky mulis this over.

RICKY
Aw hell Lucius. I think I’m gonna have some Taco Bell with my boys tonight.

Ricky pulls to the outside for the final straight away.

LUCIUS
Well I’11 be...

FCX ANNOUNCER#1 I can’t believe it! Ricky Bobby went outside!

Ricky grabs the outside and punches it hard: -

RICKY om Tighten your seat belt baby Jesus! THEY BOTH CROSS THE FINISH LINE, AT THE SAME TIME. FOX ANNOUNCER #2 ©. That was one of the best outside passes in the last thirty years.

- FOX ANNOUNCER #1 I still can’t tell who won!

QUICK CUTS ALL OVER THE TRACK:

WILLIAMS JR.
7 Did. Daddy win?!

~ LUCIUS What's going on?!

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INT.” THE ANNOUNCE BOOTH ~ CONTINUOUS

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FOX ANCR #1 There is a strange quiet over the track... no cne is sure who’s first.

FOX ANCR #42

The video replay is no help. It is toc close to call. They’re gonna have to go to the phcto.

We see Video Replay. It is impossible to tell.

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EXT. RACE TRACK - CONTINUOUS

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Ricky gets out of his car and rips off his helmet, while down pit row, Jean does the same thing.

RICKY
That felt good. Who won?

Susan runs up to him.

SUSAN
That was amazing Ricky!

RICKY

i almest don’t care if I won. But seriously, did I win? ae

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INT. DARK ROOM - ONE MINUTE LATER -

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We see a PHOTO TECH developing.a photo in the chemical pan. As it comes into focus we see'that:the cars are dead even.

we

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EXT. RACE TRACK ~ ONE MINUTE LATER”

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reviewing several photographs and the video. replay, it has been cetermined.that the race is a4

_ petfect tie,

The crowd gees crazy with boos and cheers. FOX ANNOUNCER #1

This is the only tie in the history of Nascar.

Ricky’s crew throws down their helmets.

KERSHELL
That is bull crap!!
LUCIUS
Ricky, you should be proud. That’s the best race you've ever run.

Jean comes up to Ricky looking sad.

JEAN GIRARD ? Please Ricky... I want to go to Stockholm with Gregory...you know?

Ricky turns to Lucius, Susan and his crew.

RICKY
Lucius, I know you told me to drive smart. But I gotta do one more thing.

Jean and Ricky both put on their helmets and Jump an their cars. Ze FOX ANCR #1

Well it looks like Jean Girard. and

Ricky are taking a dual victory”. Js lap. How nice is that.

FOX ANNOUNCER’ “W2. I don’t think so Ted. It “Looks like they’ re going to race.

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EXT. RACE TRACK STRAIGHT AWAY - THIRTY SECONDS LATER

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Ricky and Jean puil up’ ‘hext.to each other.

RICKY ~ One tap. | Foy alt the marbles? JEAN" “GIRARD tt. is, goods:

~ and then) ‘I'm’ going te beat you.

RICKY
Me too.

FOX ANNOUNCER #1 They are going to race! Ricky just held up one finger! They’ re goina one lap for the whole enchilada!

Both cars rev on the start line. Gregory comes out holding a red scarf and stands between the cars. He raises his arm and drops the scarf and both cars tear off the line.

FOX ANCR #1 (V.0.) This is highly illegal but if you change the channel you are a mocn calf fool!

Ricky and Jean are neck and neck. Ricky takes the inside and Jean darts around him taking it back. They bump fenders. Jean takes the lead.

RICKY
Come on... give me all you got!

The crowd is going insane.

CARLEY
Ricky!!

around the turn. He gets distracted for a split’ “setond.

RICKY
Wow...those are fanhestlc.

In that second he ioses control of: ‘the car and ‘bumps into Jean wrecking them both. The cars flip and roll before coming to a shredded stop.

FOX ANCR ie O.:).. Oh no! No! Jean Girard and’ ‘Ricky Bobby have wxpennd! That is such a shame! 7 :

Ricky can see Jeéan-in his wréck. He undoes himself and stagcers out of the car. Ricky’s leg is hurt and we see a cut on his forehead as he rips off his helmet. Jean does the same. Ricky, in a slight daze, looks around. He and Jean look at each other::for a beat. Ricky then looks in the direction of his pit crew,. locking for guidance, only to catch eyes with Lucy, who has worked her way down to pit row.

LUCY
Finish this Ricky!

With that, slewly Ricky starts running to the finish line. Girard with a slight smile on his face, follows. The crowd goes ballistic.

FOX ANCR #1 These men will not quit!! They are running on foot to the finish line!!!

Bloodied and staggering, they both lurch towards the checkered flag. As they get near, they both fail with their hands outstretched.

FOX ANCR #1 Ricky Bobby wins!!! Ri wins!! You will never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes!!

FOX ANNOUNCER #2 Yup. That was good. That was real good,

Lucius, the crew, Susan, the boys and Lucy celebrate.

LUCIUS
Wow. Wow.
LUCY
Holy shit! He did it!!

HANK AND WILLIAMS IR.

sare th ' i

LUCIUS .:;:. 2 My heart is full rights: iTOW «. Man I love this sport.” om ;

GLENN
It’s not the- ‘sport you tive, at's Ricky. Racing is a: “gorgeous thing but you gave of your heart to Ricky and today you harvested the fruits of your labor. It’s not cars. It's love, Lucius. Love.

He puts his hand’ on Lucius’ shoulder and Lucius wipes a tear away. :

~ LUCIUS Dammit Glenn, sometimes you see too much, You know that man?

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INT. CORPORATE BOX - SAME TIME

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Mr. Dennit is stcne-faced watching the end on TV. He takes a sip of his drink.

MR. DENNIT
That was not supposed te happen like that...

TEEN WIFE

Honey can we go home now? I wanna wetch Dora the Explorer.

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EXT. VICTORY LANE - CONTINUOUS

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Drivers and crew converge on Ricky. The fans are climbing over the walls and flooding onto the field. Carley pushes her way through the crowd towards Ricky.

CARLEY
Ricky!!

Ricky looks in her direction and pushes towards Carley.

RICKY

Baby! !

Carley goes to hug him but Ricky goes past her and gives Susan a big hug and twirls her around. -*:

RICKY
We did it!!! SUSAN .-; . You were amasipys T°
CARLEY
It’s you loss Ricky Bobby! I’ve got John Daly on my ‘speed dial! He’ll be back just like that!... Ricky?

Ricky and Susan walk away. They see Jean and Gregory waving te them with big smiles.

. JEAN GIRARD We are.free Ricky Bobby.

' GREGORY Phank you mon ami!

Ricky gives them a half wave and a smile and then is sprayed with champagne by his crew. Cal Naughton Jr. walks up to Jean and Gregery.

CAL NAUGHTON JR.
Hey! dust for the record, I hate you Frenchie. And the next time we're on that track I'm taking you cut!
JEAN GIRARD
Thank you for the warning. I was wondering, what is the American word for the sma]] metal stand that the firemen plug their hoses into?
CAL NAUGHTON JR.
Man you are a dumbass. You mean a fire hydrant?

We hear dogs barking in the distance.

JEAN GIRARD
That's it. Thank you so much.
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EXT. RACE TRACK PARKING LOT ~ TWO HOURS LATER

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Ricky is leaving with Susan, Lucy and Hank and. ieee Jr. The parking lot is pretty much empty.

HANK
Come on! I’1l1 race you to the hight pole! .

Hank and Williams Jr take off running.

RICKY
(to Susan) 082 esc You know your way around a race track. You ever think about co-

owning a Lenn

: SUSAN . Mabie wah . the right driver.

Hank and Williams: Sx are (arguing about who won their foot race. ve

ol, ¥. HANK

ey WILLIAMS JR No I won! Daddy who won?!

. RICKY “You both run the best you could?

HANK AND WILLIAMS JR
Yeah...
RICKY
Then it don’t matter.
(then to Lucy)
Wow. What did I just do?
LUCY
You just did some Daddying.

They come upon Lucy’s car.

VOICE {0.C.} That was some nice driving cowboy.

We see Reese sitting on the hood of Ricky’s car.

RICKY
Thanks Dad.
REESE BOBBY
Hey Ricky. Let me ask you, who’d you win that race for? ener
RICKY
I‘ll teli you one person I didn’ t win it for...you.

REESE BOBBY - ; Just the éenswer I was LopRanS for,

There’s a beat as they look aecund the ‘empty parking lot.

REESE. BOBBY.
I gotta say things are pretty much perfect right now. And it’s makin’ me kinda of itchy..
RICKY
What’ dyou-say we all get thrown out of an Applébee’ s?

| REESE BOBSY . Yeah that’d probably do the trick.

: HANK AND WILLIAMS JR. Yay!

_ They jump in the car and drive off to the horizon line. MUSIC: “I LOVE A RAINY NIGHT” ~ Eddie Rabbit

END. ~

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