My friends and I skipped school and we found a spider and we threw light bulbs at it for close to six hours and then I made a jelly sandwich and then I threw light bulbs at a spider.
Talladega Nights (2006)
HANK
A screenplay character in Talladega Nights (2006).
- lines
- 14
- words
- 197
- scenes
- 10
- dialogue
- 3.0%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 39
Sample dialogue
My friends and I skipped school and we found a spider and we threw light bulbs at it for close to six hours and then I made a jelly sandwich and then I threw light bulbs at a spider.
scene 36, source scene 37 — INT. THE BOBBY DINING ROOM - CONTINUOUSMom said bunghole!
scene 51, source scene 52 — EXT. RICKY BOBBY’S TRAILER - CONTINUOUSYou better have TiVo.
scene 91, source scene 92 — EXT. RICKY’S BOYHOOD HOME ~ MORNING{getting it) Ahh!... I get it, moral aabigastiy! The hallmark of all‘ early. Awentieth Century American fiction!”
scene 108, source scene 109 — INT. LUCY’S BEDROOM - THAT NIGHTOh my Gosh, look at the time. It’s Past our bed time. We’d better retire for the evening.
scene 130, source scene 131 — INT. RICKY'S TRAILER - THAT: NIGHT
Bookends
Come on! I’1l1 race you to the hight pole! .