MUSIC: ~TightFittinJeansuby Conway Twitty
EveryDRIVER andCREWMEMBERwho's anyone is there.Thep lace
is hopping .Afew couples dancear.deve~ycneis partying.
RICKY
(yelling over the din} Thatwas a hell ofa showKeith!!
KEITH DOBY
Thanks Ricky!!I always love it when you comeby!Let's do ussome partying!
RICKY
Hey bartender!Giveme a fast ball with a twist oflime!
HERSHELL
What's a fast ball?
Basically:~;T:a~~::derwindsup ·.>.>:::::.c:· :··..
and throws the shot atyou as hard
as he can.
:•.
The bartender takesa shot glassandwind~·:Jp:0:t4-kea pitcher
and throws the shot atRickywhow~itswith ·his ::mouthopen.
The shot hitsRicky splashingbooz~\~:}_loverhim.
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RICKY ·...
Damn! I almosthad •:tt ,f\Gi:ve.me·:•·
another! ! ·: ·.,:.:•:···::
-:~~..
Cal Naughton pushesthrough'thec~·6wdtowards Ricky grabbing
· •·: .·.:..
him by the collar. . .::····
··--:'.,
'• •·. •
CALNAUGHTON JR.
Hey Ric;!(y,.,you.pullanother stunt
lik.eycu..:didtoday and I'm gonna
bust ·..ipycn~rface!You hear me?!
...:-.: .. RICKY
·•:•:·You'rei:'ightCal.I'm real sorry.
Bir~endei,give my friend herea
fas·tball.
CALNAUGHTON
What's a fastball?
The Bartenderwhipsa snot glassa~ CalNaughton .Thewhole
crew c·racks up.
CALNAUGHTON
Ah!! That'sit! You're going down!
Mll~k:Iru!_C.Qnway!wittysongwinds__downasanew.s.oogcomes
mi..:.M.il.e.s.Davis's"KiJ).d_filBlue."
The whole barcomes toa stand still.
RICKY
What's goin'on?
CAL NAUGHTONJR.
What is that ...?
RICKY
1 hope I'm wrong.Ireally do,but I'm pretty sure that's .. .j._a,zz.
Ricky stands up and throwsabottle at thejukebtix-.A
GENTLEMAN in a stylish,racing windbreaker withslaG.)csand
sporty European racing shoes turns around.He'.:.;.:i~J.EAtLGIR.l\RD,
the driverfrom the cover ofHigh OctaneMagai1'nJ~•:::.,:::/:~: ,
JEANGIRARD
(French accent) ·· ·:•..,.·,.::... . Why did you stop the MilesDavis?-·:::::;;._::,.' Was it notpleasant forJou? •'• •'•,:,• \ '·•\:; , KEITHDOBY ··· No one playsjazz a1;. _.theNo'13'.:~:akes. No one. .···:·.':.:: ... . . JEANG:i:RARD Then why is thesong on thejuke box? ··.·<.,.,.
BARTENDER ·
Ah sh66t, Ijmsorry,I thought that
was a ~~s .Davi~CDon there.
RICKY
...:•,: _Wait·a:-minute,Iknow thisguy!I ~awyou ' cinthe cover ofHigh Octane! This dude'saFormulaOne ctrive-r!
Thf::re'sagr~mbleof disbelieffrom the bar.
JEANGIRARD
Iam Jean Girard.And yes,I am a FormulaOne driver.
RICKY
Why'reyou talking likechat?Is there something wrong withyour tongue?
HERSHELL
Could bea cleft palette .
JEAN GIRARD
I thinkwhat you are hearing ismy accent.I am French.
RICKY
Did you just say you're French?
Thewhole bar goes grumbles.
JEAN GIRARD
RICKY
(aftera beat)
Huh? What'sgoing on? Is thata sound or word?
JEAN GIRARD _;- :~::\ :··
It means yes,I ama Frenchman.
·;.:.: :
RICKY
Well then welcometo.America ~.-. .•.
·=···...::· •:.:...
Ricky goes to punch Jean,whode·f_tr/blocksit,grabsRickyby
thewrist, doesa specific·.•pressu-rehold andslams his head
onto the bar with hisa.~pinnedbehindhis back.All ina
split second. ······...:::\ .·
JEANGIRARD
Why wo~ldyou wantto hit me bec.ause .I·amFr:~nch?
' i=qcKY
{f~ce pressedagainst the
bar}
Le·tme go,you FormulaOne jazz
weirdo!
JEANGIRARD
You fear what is different. Unfortunately in this world that is not so uncommon.l will letyougo, but beforeI do I wantyou to say, "I love crepes . "
KEITHDOBY
Don't say it,Ricky!Let him break your arm!
Beat asRicky thinks.
RICKY
Alright!I've thought abouti tand I've weighed allthe options.I have decent insurance,abrokenarm isn't sobad, plusmy prideand the respect ofmy peers isi mportant to me. So go ahead and breakmyarm.
JEANGIRARD
Msr. Bobby ...please,justsay"I l ove crepes."
RICKY
Let me think about it again.
(half beat l Ye pI'm real secure with my=- decision.Go aheadand do it.
GLENN
Maybe just say itRicky.
KEITHDOBY.
You know what?The-fno're·.::,:'._.m thinking about it,jList·s~>y;"I love crepes."
BARTENDER
Hel lRickyI had a :.:}'.holemess of crepes .thismorning~They're just likepancak~s.maybeeven be t ter.
,RICKY
Aw man, a r~t hosethese reallythin
.._pancar.·es...I'vehac:those.Theyare
~Rod. But ~I 'mstillnotgonna say
i t !.!I t 'ib ecomea matter cf pride !
JEANGIRARD
Soycu wantme to brea kyoua rm? _oecausehonestly I'd rather net. What if you just said "Il ove reall y thinpancakes ."That isa faircompr omise ,non?
RICKY
Ne! Everyonewou l dknowIr e a l ly meant c r epes.Nowdo it !Breakmy arm!Break i tyou dirtycoward!
JEANGIRARD
Whydo you wantme to breakyour armso badly?
RICKY
This is about takinga stand.But being French you wouldn't understand that.Now break...my ... arm.
JEANGIRARD
I see noway out of this ...
The Gentleman twistsand breaks Ricky'sarm.
RICKY
Ahhhhh! ! ! !
His crew and fellow driverscome to his aid.
RICKY
I didn't say it!!Ididn' .tsay - it ! ! !
KEITHDOBY
You really should!'l.av_e. .·. .•:.:: ;:.
The Bartende:::hasaplate .·6fcrep~l::. ~-
BARTENDER
Here, eatthis :>~ .it'llcomfort you.