Packed house of researchers, reporters, interested members of
the public. PROF. CZERNOWITZ is introducing Otto Octavius.
CZERNOWITZ
...as a doctoral candidate he was dazzling. Now I'm afraid he's left us mere mortals far behind. It's my great honor to present, director of the Anansi Project, winner of a National Science Medal, Dr. Otto Octavius.
APPLAUSE as Otto strides out. Younger than you might expect.
Wearing a long black Gaultier jacket. Smiling like a man
with a surprise in store for us. He and Czernowitz meet. A
stiffness between them. Czernowitz looks intimidated.
OTTO
Frank.
CZERNOWITZ
Otto.
They shake hands awkwardly. Then Otto strides to the podium.
Grins, self mocking. Behind him on a table, a violin and
bow. Piano to one side.
OTTO
He told you I was "dazzling," but what he's too nice to bring up is was what an insufferable little wretch I was.
Laughter. The lights dim; spot on Otto. Behind him a large
flatpanel monitor descends. As he talks, the display will
mirror, expand on and illustrate his words.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Biomimetics seeks to adapt for human use the technologies of other species. We poor humans have always envied our fellow creatures their talents; soon we will share them.
Peter is rapt; Harry is playing Tetris on his Palm Pilot.
OTTO (CONT'D)
My own researches have been into arachnid technology: adapting, the remarkable abilities of spiders, their web-spinning abilities, their astonishing, almost precognitive impulse control.
Harry notices how spellbound Peter is; leans over.
HARRY
I will never understand this spider thing of yours.
Peter takes no notice.
OTTO
We had some success with manipulating spider RNA. But it's in the area of octopedal locomotion that things are really getting exciting. The goal is to provide stable motion on every possible kind of terrain and superior manipulation at a distance.
Otto steps out from behind the podium.
OTTO (CONT'D)
You can't imagine the sheer number crunching might required to control and coordinate eight legs. Really tough. Actually, it was a chance visit to the Bronx Zoo that gave me the key insight.
He walks toward the monitor, which displays an octopus, along
with a diagram of its nervous system.
OTTO (CONT'D)
The octopus has the equivalent of a powerful processor in each leg, networked to the central unit in her brain.
The display fades to a diagram of the Rig, eight legs
networked to each other through and to the center. The
center is empty; then a diagrammatic human operator appears.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Now, so far the capacity to control the full complement of eight legs is beyond our capacity. But we've been able to implement a similar system using...
Otto takes a step forward, smiling a little coyly. Then from
somewhere behind him a pair of glinting pseudopods snake out.
The black stealth-bomber glint of superhard ceramic. A gasp
from the audience.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Four!
Harry sits up. Puts away the Palm Pilot.
The 'pods hover over Otto's shoulders a moment, undulant.
OTTO (CONT'D)
I call it a self-articulating network, but I'm afraid the name that has stuck is Otto's Octopus.
One 'pod reaches to tap him on the shoulder.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Yes? Oh, thank you. It is a little warm in here.
The arms help him out of the jacket, and as it comes off,
another pair of pseudopods is revealed. The audience goes a
little nuts.
One 'pod takes up the violin; another, the bow. The next pair
snake out toward the piano; Otto strikes up a Grieg sonata.
With his own two hands, he takes out a fat cigar and lights
it; puffs contentedly.
The audience, amazed, afraid, half suspecting that it's all a
prank.
Peter with a look of open-mouthed wonder. The music breaks
off.
Now the 'pods assume a configuration like a daddy long-legs,
"toes" splayed against the dais, arching high into the air.
Among them hangs, perfectly at ease, Otto. One at a time, in
turn, he raises and lowers each foot.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Each one of my four assistants here is equipped with its own hundred-teraflop processor.
He begins to stride back and forth across the stage on his
four dancing pseudopods.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Computer architecture so sophisticated and capable of learning it approaches consciousness.
He sinks back onto the two lower 'pods. The upper ones snake
out around him.
OTTO (CONT'D)
At times I feel the Rig here has a life of its own.
LEFT UPPER PSEUDOPOD takes a piece of paper from Otto's
pocket. RIGHT UPPER produces a pen and scrawls something
across the paper. Then the 'pod with the paper slaps it
across Otto's back. He turns around, as if confused, walking
on the lower pseudopods. The sign says GEEK!
Laughter from the audience. They're eating this up. Otto,
back to the audience, whirls his head around.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Given time, and a strong enough host...
(rueful smile)
...its systems and my own would actually begin to integrate with each other--
The pseudopods rip away his shirt, revealing THE RIG nestled
right up against his spine, overlapping his own flesh.
OTTO (CONT'D)
--Merge into one organism.
AUDIENCE
Shock, even revulsion at the sight of the implants. Then a
surge of APPLAUSE.
PETER
Gapes, bowled over.
PETER
You have to introduce me to him!
HARRY
Don't you have a diva waiting? Peter checks his watch.
PETER
I can make it.