"SPIDER-MAN 2" (2004)

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  • DAY 28
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OPEN

SPIDER-MAN2

Writtenby

MichaelChabon

FADE IN:

OVER CENTRALPARK

Gorgeous fallday. Hot-chestnut weather.Spider-Man sails in off Central ParkWest on a line of silk.King of the Manhattan skyline.Swinging from a turretof the Dakota.

PETER (V.O.)
Lookat this guy.

Sailing overthe Sheep Meadow, bouncingoff the top of Reptile House.Sharp turn onto Fifth Avenue,hard around the Plaza Hotel.

PETER (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Lookat him. Like he doesn'thave a carein the world.

FIFTH AVENUE

is a torrentof taxis and humans and steamfrom the manholes. He skims alongit like a dragonfly, headingdowntown.

PETER (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Youprobably think it'd be coolto tradeplaces with this guy. Styling costume.Awesome powers. Greatest damncity in the world.

AT 36TH STREET

He throws downa great big giant elasticband of webbing. Turns a coupleof office towers into anenormous slingshot. Curls into aball and hits the rubber banddead center.

PETER (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Isthat what you're thinking?

He gets justenough bounce to catapulthim up over the top of the Empire StateBuilding. Toe barely grazesthe needle tip.

PETER (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Well,maybe you'd better think again.

He pinballs downFifth Avenue and thenout

OVER UNION SQUARE

Heading for theFlatiron Building, withthe big DAILY BUGLE sign. Circlingin, alighting on its roof.

PETER (V.O.) (CONT'D)
Maybeyou'd better wait untilyou seethe kind of day this guy's having.

J. JONAH JAMESON'SBIG UGLY MUG So steamed thevery air around his headshimmers.

JJJ
Parker,you're fired!
2

INT. JJJ'S OFFICE— DAY

He tosses a stackof photos at PETER PARKER.They're awfully nice photos.Maybe a little too nice.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Dogscatching Frisbees in the park...Some fat old geezer playing chess...Autumn leaves.
PETER
I wasthinking maybe the Bugle couldshow another side of NewYork fora change–-
JJJ
Parker,if I believed for one secondthose pictures were an accuratereflection of this town, I'dhang myself from the topof the ChryslerBuilding. I don't payyou tobe a sensitive artist! I payyou becausefor some reason thatpsycho Spider-Manwill pose for you.
PETER
Well,it's like I told you, Mr. Jameson.Spider-Man won't letme takeany more pictures of him.He saysyou only use them to slander him.You've turned the wholecity againsthim.
JJJ
A factI'm very proud of! Having thatlunatic around has weakened themoral fiber of New York!The policeare demoralized! The citizenslazy! Now get your pretty little"portfolio" out of myface beforeI go into a diabetic coma!
PETER
Mr.Jameson, please. You can'tfire me.Even working two jobs Ican barelymake tuition, and AuntMay's socialsecurity doesn't amount to...

JJJ mimes tyinga noose around his neck,throws his head back, thrustshis tongue from his mouth.Peter folds.

PETER (CONT'D)
Whatif--all right, what ifI did havea shot of Spider-Man?

Peter reachesinto his knapsack and takesout a manila folder. Slidesout a fantastic shot ofSpider-Man saving a nun from anoncoming meat truck. JJJ eyesit hungrily.

JJJ
Itstinks. I'll give you three hundred.

He reachesfor it. Peter snatches it back.

PETER
No.There's no way I can sellyou thisshot... until you agreeto run morebalanced coverage of Spider- Man.
JJJ
Itake my journalistic responsibilityto present balanced coveragevery seriously Parker,you knowthat. Fine. I'll give you four.I'll nominate him fora goddamnmedal, Parker. You havemy word.
PETER
Five.
JJJ
That'soutrageous.
(beat)
Done.

Peter letsgo of the photo, then sitsa moment. Knowing he has just madebig mistake.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Allright, you've wasted enoughof myprecious time, Parker. Getlost.
PETER
Time.Right.

Peter snaps outof it, looks at his watch:oh, shit. He leaps to his feet,grabs his knapsack, and runsout.

3

EXT. MINEO'SPIZZA — DAY

Peter rides upon an elderly Kawasaki:RUMBLING, COUGHING, SPUTTERING. Nota well machine. On theback, a hotbox with the Mineo's logo.Peter leaps off and runsinto the pizzeria. A PAGER beeps.

4

INT. MINEO'S— DAY

Peter hurtlesinto the shop, out of breath,frantic. Yanks the pager fromhis pocket.

PETER
Sorry!Mr. Aziz, I'm sorry.

MR. AZIZ hangsup the phone. The BEEPINGstops. Life has disappointedMr. Aziz; Peter's only a side-manifestation.

MR. AZIZ
Twenty-oneminutes ago, in comesan orderfrom the high-quality law firmof Foehn, Harmattan & Buran forseventeen extra large deep-dish pizzas.In eight minutes, I am defaultingon the Mineo's twenty- nineminute guarantee. Indeed numerousbanners and signs proclaim thesacred number.
MR. AZIZ (cont'd)
Thennot only will I be receiving nomoney for these pizzas, Iwill losethe customer forever toPizza Yurt.And they are killing me already.
PETER
Whydidn't you send Salim?
MR. AZIZ
Salimwas deported yesterday.I haveno hope but you. You mustmake itin time.

He starts thrustingpizzas at Peter, stackingthem in Peter's arms until wecan't see his face anymore.

MR. AZIZ (CONT'D)
Youare a nice young man, Peter, butyou are not dependable. Thisis thelast chance I can give you.You mustcross forty-two blocks in sevenand one half minutes. Oryour assis to be fired.

Peter checksthe big Mineo's clock. It's5:44.

5

EXT. MINEO'S- NIGHT

Peter runs tohis bike, dumps the pizzasinto the hotbox. Climbs on, kicksit. Nothing. Kicks itagain. Nothing.

PETER
I don'tbelieve this!

Mr. Aziz watches,contemplating suicide.Peter kicks it once more and it starts.He goes slobberingoff.

6

EXT. NEW YORKSTREET — DAY

Peter halted.Looks at his watch. 5:47. A van has collidedwith a Town Car. TheDRIVERS are on the street, shoutingand threatening each other.The PASSENGER gets out, too.The three men come to blows.

Peter pops uponto the sidewalk. Mistake.An old lady in a wheelchair comesout of nowhere. Peterhits the brakes. Swerves. Thebike stalls. He kicks wildlyat the starter: dead. And it's5:48.

Peter leaps offthe bike. With a mightyheave he wrenches the hotbox rightoff the back of the motorcycle,snapping bolts, twisting metal.Then he ducks into an alley.

7

EXT. LOWER MANHATTAN- NEW YORK STREET— AERIAL SHOT

Spider-Man swingstoward the WoolworthBuilding. One-handed, since the hotboxis tucked under his leftarm. At the end of each arc he freefallsuntil he shoots thenext strand of web. Below, two boyschase each other and abasketball into the street. A caris coming right at them.

Spider-Man'sspider sense tingles. He looksdown; sees the trajectoriesof car, ball and boys, purevectors of physics plotted againstthe air: collision.

Spider-Man heavesthe hotbox away. It arcsheavenward. With his hand nowfree, he shoots a strand ofweb.

A lasso of webencircles the boys and yanksthe boys toward the oppositeside of the street.

Sets them ontheir feet. The car squealspast, horn BLARING.

The boys, dazed.The basketball shootsin, a web-slung chest pass. One ofthem catches it. They lookup at the sky.

Spider-Man catchesup to the hotbox asit hurtles earthward, past him. Snagsit with a web and dragsit back up. The Woolworth Buildinglooms. Spider-Man snagsits pinnacle and arcs around it,circling in.

8

INT. WOOLWORTHBUILDING - LAW OFFICES -DAY

Peter rushesin with the stack of pizzas.Out of breath, kind of wild looking.A big, silly grin on hisface.

PETER
Pizzatime!

He sets the pizzason the desk. The receptioniststares at him, then atthe pizzas: disgust. Peterlooks--there's a gob of webbing onthe top box. Sheepish hescrapes it off.

PETER (CONT'D)
Sorry.
9

INT. MINEO'SPIZZA — EVENING

Peter strutsin, grinning.

PETER
Mr.Aziz! I'm back! I--

Mr. Aziz whirlson him.

MR. AZIZ
Youare fired, that is what you are.The pizzas arrived three minuteslate! Peter, the twenty- nineminute guarantee is a promise. I knowa promise means nothingto you,but to me it is serious.
PETER
It'sserious to me, too, Mr.Aziz. Honestly.Please, I need thisjob, pleasegive me another chance.

Mr. Aziz shakeshis head. Peter gives up.

10

EXT. OSBORN/PARKERAPARTMENT - NIGHT

Peter's tiredold Kawasaki pulls up infront of the building, backfiring. Heclimbs off it.

Trudges intothe lobby. SPIDER SENSE.Peter's surging HEARTBEAT.A shadow looms.

Peter jumps back,then lashes out and grabshold of his attacker. Ducks,twists, flips a very largeman over his shoulder. Theguy SLAMS against the lobbyfloor. It's a beefy SECURITY GOON.Peter has flattened theguy.

GOON
Christ,I think you broke my tailbone!
PETER
Oh,man, I'm sorry, I--
GOON
I wasonly going ask for yourID!
PETER
MyID? Since when--?
11

INT. OSBORN/PARKERAPARTMENT - NIGHT

Peter takes outhis key. But instead ofa keyhole there's a card-reader.He's puzzled. The door fliesopen.

HARRY
Whatthe hell you did to my securityguy?
PETER
Hesurprised me! I grabbed himand he...he must have lost his footing.
(how lame!)
I thinkthey just waxed the lobby.
(changing the subject)
What'swith the muscleman, Harry? Didsomebody threaten you?
HARRY
You'rekidding, right? Pete,I'm luckySpider-Man hasn't killedme already!He knows I'll spendevery lastdime I have to take himdown.
PETER
Harry.I'm worried about you. You'vereally gotten kind of...

He takes a slenderhybrid PDA/remote fromhis pocket. Taps some buttons.

Titanium barsslide across the windows.Steel shutters come down. Laser trip-beamsspin a glowing webacross the living room. Anotherbeam lances from the ceilingand performs a retinal scanof Peter. He flinches.

PETER (CONT'D)
...paranoid.

Harry holds upthe screen of his super-Palm.It reads ID CONFIRMED: PARKER,PETER.

HARRY
I guessyou're who you seem tobe.
PETER
Pleasejust tell me you didn'tput a camerain the bathroom.

Harry taps, andall the barriers retract;the beams die. He gets right inPeter's face. Trying to befunny but with weird intensity.

HARRY
Youcould save me a buttloadof moneyand trouble if you wouldjust tellme how you always manageto findthe guy.
12

PETER'S FACE

The impossibilityof the situation; thepain.

PETER
I wouldif I could. I swear toyou.

Harry staresat him, searching his face.Something there that he doesn't quitebelieve. Peter strugglesto meet Harry's searching gaze.Falters. Fails.

HARRY
That'sfine. No, I'm serious.You don'tneed me, I don't need you. We'renot even really friends,are we?

Takes two ticketsfrom his pocket, tossesthem on the table.

HARRY (CONT'D)
Hearare those tickets you wanted. ThatOctavius guy at Columbia.Have fun.

THE TICKETS

THE ANANSI PROJECT:AN INTERIM REPORT.PROFESSOR OTTO OCTAVIUS. DAVISAUDITORIUM. 6PM.

PETER
Octavius!Otto Octavius is thegod ofarachnid biomimetics. Harry,I knowyou're mad at me, but comeon! Youcan't miss that!

Peter is perfectlyserious. Harry can'thelp smiling.

HARRY
Lordhave mercy on my soul.
PETER
Youpromised you'd introduceme to him!

The rage flaresup again in Harry.

HARRY
Andyou promised to help me get SpiderMan!
(subsides)
Allright, fine. I keep my promises.
PETER
Great!Okay! Let's bolt.

They start togo out. Harry stops by thedoor, points to the answering machine.

HARRY
Oh,there was a message. Foryou. I didn'tfeel like picking up.

Peter goes tothe machine, presses play.

MJ'S VOICE
Hello.This is Mary Jane Watson, starof the Broadway stage.
(beat)
Youguys, I'm so nervous! Peterchecks his watch.
PETER
Hmm.Geez, I hope the lecture's overby 7:30. I need to get downto thetheater by 8.
HARRY
Didn'tyou already see that lame showof hers?
PETER
Twice.
HARRY
Christ,Pete, I know you're her boyfriend,and all, but that's aboveand beyond.
PETER
Hey,tonight she's playing the lead!She's the, you know, the understudy.

As they walkout of the apartment.

HARRY
What,did she poison the leading lady?
PETER
Shutup. And I'm not her boyfriend.

Bars descend,indicators flare, as theyshut the door.

13

INT. COLUMBIAUNIVERSITY — DAVIS AUDITORIUM— NIGHT

Packed houseof researchers, reporters,interested members of the public. PROF.CZERNOWITZ is introducingOtto Octavius.

CZERNOWITZ
...asa doctoral candidate hewas dazzling.Now I'm afraid he'sleft usmere mortals far behind. It'smy greathonor to present, directorof theAnansi Project, winner ofa NationalScience Medal, Dr. Otto Octavius.

APPLAUSE as Ottostrides out. Younger thanyou might expect. Wearing a longblack Gaultier jacket. Smilinglike a man with a surprisein store for us. He andCzernowitz meet. A stiffness betweenthem. Czernowitz looksintimidated.

OTTO
Frank.
CZERNOWITZ
Otto.

They shake handsawkwardly. Then Otto stridesto the podium. Grins, self mocking.Behind him on a table,a violin and bow. Piano toone side.

OTTO
Hetold you I was "dazzling,"but whathe's too nice to bringup is waswhat an insufferable little wretchI was.

Laughter. Thelights dim; spot on Otto.Behind him a large flatpanel monitordescends. As he talks,the display will mirror, expandon and illustrate his words.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Biomimeticsseeks to adapt for humanuse the technologies ofother species.We poor humans havealways enviedour fellow creaturestheir talents;soon we will sharethem.

Peter is rapt;Harry is playing Tetrison his Palm Pilot.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Myown researches have beeninto arachnidtechnology: adapting,the remarkableabilities of spiders, theirweb-spinning abilities,their astonishing,almost precognitive impulsecontrol.

Harry noticeshow spellbound Peter is;leans over.

HARRY
Iwill never understand thisspider thingof yours.

Peter takesno notice.

OTTO
Wehad some success with manipulatingspider RNA. Butit's inthe area of octopedal locomotion thatthings are really getting exciting.The goal is to provide stablemotion on every possible kindof terrain and superior manipulationat a distance.

Otto stepsout from behind the podium.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Youcan't imagine the sheernumber crunchingmight required tocontrol andcoordinate eight legs. Really tough.Actually, it was a chance visitto the Bronx Zoo thatgave me thekey insight.

He walks towardthe monitor, which displaysan octopus, along with a diagramof its nervous system.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Theoctopus has the equivalentof a powerfulprocessor in each leg, networkedto the central unitin herbrain.

The display fadesto a diagram of the Rig,eight legs networked toeach other through and tothe center. The center is empty;then a diagrammatic humanoperator appears.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Now,so far the capacity to control thefull complement of eightlegs isbeyond our capacity. But we've beenable to implement a similar systemusing...

Otto takes astep forward, smiling a littlecoyly. Then from somewhere behindhim a pair of glintingpseudopods snake out. The black stealth-bomberglint of superhardceramic. A gasp from the audience.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Four!

Harry sits up.Puts away the Palm Pilot.

The 'pods hoverover Otto's shoulders amoment, undulant.

OTTO (CONT'D)
I callit a self-articulating network,but I'm afraid the name thathas stuck is Otto's Octopus.

One 'pod reachesto tap him on the shoulder.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Yes?Oh, thank you. It is a little warmin here.

The arms helphim out of the jacket, andas it comes off, another pairof pseudopods is revealed.The audience goes a little nuts.

One 'pod takesup the violin; another,the bow. The next pair snake out towardthe piano; Otto strikesup a Grieg sonata. With his owntwo hands, he takes out afat cigar and lights it; puffs contentedly.

The audience,amazed, afraid, half suspectingthat it's all a prank.

Peter with alook of open-mouthed wonder.The music breaks off.

Now the 'podsassume a configuration likea daddy long-legs, "toes" splayedagainst the dais, archinghigh into the air. Among them hangs,perfectly at ease, Otto.One at a time, in turn, he raisesand lowers each foot.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Eachone of my four assistantshere isequipped with its own hundred- teraflopprocessor.

He begins tostride back and forth acrossthe stage on his four dancingpseudopods.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Computerarchitecture so sophisticatedand capable of learningit approaches consciousness.

He sinks backonto the two lower 'pods.The upper ones snake out around him.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Attimes I feel the Rig herehas a lifeof its own.

LEFT UPPER PSEUDOPODtakes a piece of paperfrom Otto's pocket. RIGHTUPPER produces a pen andscrawls something across the paper.Then the 'pod with thepaper slaps it across Otto'sback. He turns around, asif confused, walking on the lowerpseudopods. The sign saysGEEK!

Laughter fromthe audience. They're eatingthis up. Otto, back to the audience,whirls his head around.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Giventime, and a strong enough host...
(rueful smile)
...itssystems and my own would actuallybegin to integrate with eachother--

The pseudopodsrip away his shirt, revealingTHE RIG nestled right up againsthis spine, overlappinghis own flesh.

OTTO (CONT'D)
--Mergeinto one organism.
AUDIENCE
Shock, even revulsionat the sight of theimplants. Then a surge of APPLAUSE.
PETER
Gapes, bowledover.
PETER
Youhave to introduce me to him!
HARRY
Don'tyou have a diva waiting? Peterchecks his watch.
PETER
I canmake it.
14

INT. DAVIS AUDITORIUM- BACKSTAGE - NIGHT

Otto lurchesin on the pseudopods to aROAR of applause from the hall.

The 'pods telescopein and Otto falls tothe floor. But one of the 'podsremains slightly extended.

OTTO'S team crowdsaround him and draghim over to the NEURAL COUPLER UNIT.They mount it around him.

The TEAM LEADERtwists the Rig's LATCH.This is a dial with a glass tube atits heart, like a spiritlevel, with a single glowing bubbleof air. He aligns the bubblewith a mark and-- WHAM-the 'podLASHES out and knocks theTeam Leader aside.

15

INT. DAVIS AUDITORIUM- AUDIENCE - NIGHT

People are stillapplauding. But Peter'sspider-sense TINGLES. He getsup.

PETER
I'llmeet you in the lobby.
HARRY
Whereare you--
PETER
Toomuch coffee.
16

INT. DAVIS AUDITORIUM- BACKSTAGE - NIGHT

The Rig is outof control. Otto hangs fromit like a doll. The pseudopodswhip and buzzsaw. Smashlightbulbs. Scatter humans.

Spider-Man leapsinto the middle of thecyclone. He tries to reach Otto. The'pods feint and block.

He fires websnares at the pods; pins themto the wall. They break free, lashout. Knock Spider-Mandown.

Spidey leapsup, fires a strand in eitherdirection, snags the upper two'pods. Yanks them towardhimself. Ties them in a knot. TheyGRIND in protest. Keepinga grip on the knot he--

Spins a thickcocoon around each of thelower ones, padding each out untilit's a gently flailing balloon.The Rig struggles fora moment, then powers down.Otto falls to the floor, the 'podsknotted across him.

Spider-Man kneelsbeside Otto. Making surehe's okay.

The Team Membershurry over with the coupler.Spider-Man gets out of the way.The team gets Otto intoi and the Team Leader twists the Latch.

SPLORCH. Therig pops open. Otto fallsout.

We see that Otto'sbare, muscular backis enhanced by four neural sockets.They roll him over.

Otto opens hiseyes. The irises of hiseyes seem to be leaking intothe whites: pinwheels. Strangeflowers. Octopi.

ASSISTANT
Lookat his eyes!
ASSISTANT 2
We'reoverdoing the endorphinpush.
TEAM LEADER
That'sthe symbiosis routinesin theRig. It's actually tryingto reconfigurehis optical functions.
OTTO
WasI... was I fighting Spider-Man?

Everyone looksaround at Spider-Man. Spider-Man'snot there. Otto sits up.They try to help him.

OTTO (CONT'D)
I'mfine! Thank you. I'm fine.Now, getoff me.

He stands up,shaky. Brushes off theirhelping hands.

TEAM LEADER
Otto,it was too long. You stayed inthe Rig too long.
OTTO
No,the problem is that I didn't stayin it long enough! My system nevergets the chance to reach equilibriumwith the Rig's!

They stare athim. Is he serious? He looksaround. Sees the broken lightbulb. The slashed curtain.The shattered chair. He sits down.

OTTO (CONT'D)
MaybeI stayed in the rig toolong, I don'tknow.

They bring hima glass of water and a cleanshirt. He accepts their ministrations.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Thankyou. Thanks a lot, Teddy.
(concerned)
Areyou all right? I didn't hurt you?
TEAM LEADER
(relieved)
I'mfine, chief.
17

INT. DAVIS AUDITORIUM- BACKSTAGE CORRIDOR

Harry introducesPeter to Otto; they'reshaking hands. Otto looks a bit frazzledbut basically fine.

HARRY
Doesn'tit hurt to be jackedinto thatthing?
OTTO
Actually,thanks to the endorphin boostersit feels very good.Coming out'sa bitch.
PETER
It'sso great to meet you. Andthe Rig'spretty--cool.
OTTO
Stillone or two--
(twitches his head)
Kinksto work out. But basically sound.
PETER
Actually,Doctor, I was hopingto hearyou talk about the superspider research.
OTTO
Ah.Well. Unfortunately we lostour fundingfor that project. I'm afraidit was rather poorly managed.And please... call me Otto.Any friend of the Osbornsis my friend.The Rig's materialsand kinetechnologyis all Oscorp design andbuild. Norman Osborn was ahuge supporterof my work. A steadyand generoussupporter. Not too mention a trueoriginal. A man, in a world of mediocrities.He's very sorely missed.

At this mentionof Norman, a shadow cloudsHarry's face.

OTTO (CONT'D)
So Ihear you're into spiders.
PETER
It'ssort of a hobby.
OTTO
Andyou guys had a--field trip?To ourlab last year? I hope thatwas interesting?
PETER
Oh,yeah. Changed my life.
HARRY
Pete?Not that I really care, but don'tyou have an ego extravaganza to getto?

Peter looks athis watch: it's 7:45.

PETER
Jeez!Oh, my God. I have to go. Now!
OTTO
Egoextravaganza?
PETER
It'sour friend--
HARRY
Yourfriend.
PETER
--MJ.Mary Jane Watson. She'sin thismusical. She's the understudy andshe's making her big debutin fifteenminutes.

He shakes handswith Otto, then startsaway.

PETER (CONT'D)
Youought to check it out, Ibet you'dreally get into it.
18

EXT. MARTIN BECKTHEATER — NIGHT

The Marquee reads:BRIDE! Over it, enormouscutouts of Dr. Frankensteinand the Bride. The name DeirdreDUNN plastered everywhere.

A tour bus pullsup in front of the theater.The nameplate reads: MT. NEBOCENTER FOR ASSISTED LIVING.A BUNCH OF OLD LADIES file out.

We're with twoof the ladies, SOPHIE andROSE. As they enter the lobby, theyare each handed a program.

Rose noticesa leaf of paper poking fromthe program. Tugs it out.

ROSE
What'sthis?

THE PIECE OFPAPER

DURING TONIGHT'SPERFORMANCE, THE ROLEOF ELIZABETH FRANKENSTEINWILL BE PLAYED BY MARY JANEWATSON.

ROSE (CONT'D)
Wouldn'tyou know it. Sixty dollars a ticketand we get the understudy.
SOPHIE
Deirdre'sprobably in rehab again.
19

INT. THEATER- BACKSTAGE - NIGHT

Frenetic stagehandsmake last minute changes.Actors loiter in the wings.We travel down the wings,past actors and crew who crowd thestairs, down to the dressingrooms.

MJ WATSON sitsat the mirror, making littleadjustments to her makeup.

She's in costume as ElizabethFrankenstein and holdinga blond wig in her hands. RENARD,the actor playing HENRY FRANKENSTEIN, loungesbeside her, calm where she's worried. He's very good-looking.

RENARD
Just remember, actingis reacting.
MJ
Got it.

Clearly troubled rather thannervous. The door to the dressing room opens. MJ turnsexpectantly. ANOTHER ACTOR'S there, costumed as an AngryVillager.

MJ (CONT'D)
Did you check WillCall?
ACTOR
The ticket is stillthere.

MJ looks sad. Puts on the wig,tugs it straight, and smiles at herself. Big theatricalsmile. The show must go on. Renard pulls a chair over,sits down right beside MJ.

RENARD
Hey, cheer up. There'sa TV crew here, you know. FromNew York 1. They heard aboutyour big debut.
MJ
How did they hear?
RENARD
I don't know. Somebodymust have called them. Somebodywho likes the way you... act.

Flirting hard. He brushes aflake of mascara from hercheek.

RENARD (CONT'D)
So, who is he, yourMr. No-Show?
MJ
A friend of mine.
ACTOR
Boyfriend?
MJ
No. Just a friend.I thought he might want to seemy debut, but I guess he doesn't.
ACTOR
Eh,who needs him?
MJ
(resolute)
That'swhat I say. Who needshim?

The STAGE MANAGERcomes in.

STAGE MANAGER
MJ?You ready?
20

I/E. THEATER— NIGHT

Peter tearsinto the lobby. Runs up tothe theater door. A burly USHERstops him.

USHER
Whoa.You can't go in there.Nobody seatedonce the performancebegins.

Points to asign which confirms this.

PETER
ButI--
USHER
It'sto help maintain the illusion.
PETER
Iunderstand. But I have toget in there.Mary Jane Watson is afriend ofmine.
USHER
Andas far as I can tell, sheis a verynice young lady.
(beat)
Nobodyseated once the performance begins.You can go in at intermission.
PETER
When'sthat?
USHER
(checks watch)
Aboutforty-two minutes fromnow.

MJ'S CAST HEADSHOT

Nice picture.A little sultry.

21

INT. THEATER— LOBBY - NIGHT

It's on a wallby the front doors. Peter'sgazing at the picture. Justkind of amazed by how prettyshe looks.

Spider-senseTINGLES.

SIREN in thedistance. Faint SQUEAL oftires.

22

INT. THEATER— ONSTAGE - NIGHT

MJ as Elizabethwith Renard as Henry F.Henry is singing his big number, "ICreated A Man." MJ emotesback at him. Her gaze strays towardthe house.

Right in thefront row, a glaringly emptyseat.

Back on MJ. Shesings.

OUR TWO OLD LADIES
Way at the atthe back of the house.
ROSE
She'sterrible.
23

INT. THEATER— NIGHT

SIREN is louder.Peter ducks out into thestreet. Something is happeningand he needs to stop it. It'scoming from over on Broadway.

A CAR flashesthrough the intersectionof 45th and Ninth. Driving way toofast. In traffic. Skids.Smashes into a car. Then another.Then keeps on going downtown.Two seconds later, one twothree police cruisers.

Peter looks backat the theater. Then athis watch. Then back to the avenue.

PETER
It'snot your problem, Pete.It's thepolice's problem. It's notyour problem.
24

EXT. NINTH AVENUE- NIGHT

"CAR CHASE" SCENE(CC) The car roarsdown the avenue, weavingin and out. The cruisers in pursuit.

It's a rag-top;THREE GUYS. Two in theback with machine guns. Oh, likeSpider-Man didn't see thatcoming! Spider Man flies elegantlythrough their fire. Snagsthe two shooters. Pins them tolight posts and hangs themout for the police.

Now Spider-Manturns to the DRIVER. Landson the car. Is thrown off. Shotat. Keeps coming back.

In the end hecrawls under the car, comesover top, webs up the Driver'sgun. Manages to get them bothout just before the car slamsinto a big construction sitedumpster and EXPLODES.

25

EXT. CONSTRUCTIONSITE - NIGHT

TWO POLICEMENcome running over. Spider-Manlowers the poor bastard downto them on a line, headfirst.They grab him and cuff him. Oneleads him away. The otherlooks up at Spider Man.

POLICEMAN 2
There'sno way I can not arrestyou forthat.
SPIDER-MAN
Dulynoted.

He fires a weband swings back uptown.

POLICEMAN 2
It'sa lot safer in jail, Spider- Man!
26

EXT. NINTH AVENUE- NIGHT

Spider-Man, swingsback toward the theater.Spider sense TINGLES. Hishead snaps left.

Atop a buildingnearby, the flash of asniper's rifle. The next instanta shot rings out. A bulletsnips the dragline neatly in two.It goes slack and Spider-Manfalls out of the sky. Spider-Manplummets to the ground.

A MOTHER is pushingTWINS in a stroller.Right under him. Moving like adiver he twists around. Firesa web that snags a small billboardacross the street. Hestops falling.

The webbing peelsthe entire top sheetoff the billboard, in a single piece.Peter falls the last fourfeet or so. Manages to arrest hisfall, slamming his shoulderinto the pavement. Nearly hits theTWINS.

MOTHER
Maniac!Idiot!

Peter stumblesto his feet. Two big BRUISERSrush him. One carries a pairof heavy-duty handcuffs.They're on him.

They're big,but Peter handles them easilywith a little fake kung fu. Thenhe looks up.

Scans the skiesover Ninth Avenue. Allquiet. There's nothing there now.

TAUNTING MAN
(O.S.)
Hey,look. It's the ten million dollarman.

Spider-Man looksdown. And sees that acrowd has gathered around him. Mostjust staring at him likehungry dogs.

TAUNTING MAN (CONT'D)
Weget five, six guys together,we couldtake him. That's like,what, twomillion apiece. Come on.

But he doesn'tstep forward. Nobody stepsforward. Then a little kid stepsforward. Twelve or thirteen.

KID
Youin for it now.

The kid handsSpider-Man an early copyof tomorrow's Bugle.

THE PHOTO PETERSOLD HIM TODAY(captionedSPIDER MAN ASSAULTS NUN!!!) and THEHEADLINE:

WANTED -- $10,000,000REWARD.

SPIDER-MAN
Tenmillion dollars. I should arrestmyself.

Bounds rightover them and then into thenight.

SPIDER-MAN (CONT'D)
Giveit your best shot, New York.
27

INT. MARTIN BECKTHEATER — LOBBY - NIGHT

Peter comes tearingback in. The lobby'sominously empty. The same usher standsthere. Ready for Peter.

PETER
Tellme I didn't miss intermission.

In reply theusher just crosses his arms.

28

INT. THEATER- NIGHT

MJ is havinga deep scene with the Monsterand the Bride, just before thetragic conclusion.

At the back ofthe theater, one of theold ladies watches, expressionless.Her friend is sound asleep.

29

EXT. THEATER- STAGE DOOR

Peter waits,watching the door. Some actorscome out. Peter perks up--no.

Then she's there.

PETER
MJ!

She sees him,is pierced through by thesight of him--and keeps walking.He goes after her.

PETER (CONT'D)
MJ.Please.

She keeps going.He takes her by the arm.She shakes it off. She isn't goingto even speak to him. Onsecond thought-- She turns back tohim.

MJ
Youknow, when you said you wanted tobe friends, I believed you.
PETER
I dowant to be friends.
MJ
Well,then you aren't a verygood friend,are you?
PETER
I tried,MJ. I got here. I mean,I wasa little late. They wouldn't letme in.
MJ
Butyou missed everything! Allof it!Why didn't you come in at intermission?

Peter doesn'tknow how to answer this;can't lie fast enough.

PETER
Well--therewas an accident--inthe street.I went to get a picture and--

She doesn't wantto hear it. Starts awayagain.

PETER (CONT'D)
MJ.I do want to be your friend. I'msorry. Please.

She looks athim. Is she softening? Peterwill never know. Renard comesout of the theater. Checksout Peter.

RENARD
Goodnight, MJ. You were wonderful.

Gives her a bighug. When he lets go, MJis staring right at Pete. Her looksays, See? You could loseme. Renard gives Peter the fisheyeand then walks off.

PETER
MJ.You aren't-- are you...
MJ
Renard'sjust a friend. Why.Do you wishI was seeing somebody? Would youlike to get rid of me andfor all?
PETER
MJ--
MJ
No.No, I think you enjoy thisidea youhave that I'm going around carryinga torch for you. WhichI'm not.
(beat)
No,I'm not seeing anybody, Peter. Butyou know what? I might meet someone.I might even fall inlove withsomebody. Tomorrow. Andthen nobodywill be carrying a torchfor you.And then what will you do?

She's angry.He looks like he thinks shehas a right to be.

PETER
MJ.You don't know. You don'tknow howmuch I think about you. How muchI--
MJ
No,that's right. I don't know anything.I've known you sincethe firstgrade but I don't know anythingabout you.

Peter takes astep toward her. Looks intoher eyes. Six inches of airseparates him from havingher. His PAGER goesoff. He's embarrassed, fumbleswith it.

PETER
Sorry.It's--oh. It's Aunt May. Shehardly ever pages me. I better--

MJ watches himgo. Typical.

30

EXT. PAYPHONE- NIGHT

Peter's on thephone, worried.

PETER
AuntMay? Aunt May, what's the matter?Why are you crying?
31

INT. AUNT MAY'SHOUSE - SIMULTANEOUS

Aunt May's inher bathrobe, sitting atthe kitchen table. Not so quietly losingit.

MAY
What'sthe matter? I'm goingout of mymind, that's what the matter!I can'ttake it any more!
32

EXT. PAYPHONE- SIMULTANEOUS

Peter is distressed.

PETER
Okay,okay, Aunt May, settledown. I'mcoming.

He hangs up,and runs back down to thealley where he left MJ. But she'sgone.

33

EXT. TRIBOROUGHBRIDGE - NIGHT

Peter races outto Queens on his lousymotorcycle.

34

INT. AUNT MAY'SHOUSE - NIGHT

Peter comes runninginto the house at topspeed, tears into the kitchen.

Aunt May's justsitting there, not crying.Scarily still, holding a cupof tea, in a pool of light.Nice plate of cookies besideher.

PETER
AuntMay? What--
MAY
There'sa fly.
PETER
A fly?
MAY
A fly,a bee, I don't know whatit is.Buzzing all around the house, it'sdriving me insane! Who can sleepwith a racket like that?

PETER: Okay.

PETER
Allright. I'll take care ofit.
MAY
I triedto kill it myself, butI can't.I don't know where itis.

Peter cocks anear, his hearing spider-sharp.

PETER
It'sin the bedroom on your lamp. Shegives him a look; how didhe knowthat?
35

INT. AUNT MAY'SHOUSE - BEDROOM

Peter steps intothe bedroom and closesthe door behind him. His eyes dartto a porcelain shepherdessholding up a forty watt bulb anda gilt-edged shade.

There on theshepherdess's bonnet perchesa big fat juicy fly. If we coulddetect such things, wewould sense that the fly feels a suddenalarm.

36

INT. AUNT MAY'SHOUSE - KITCHEN

Aunt May hearsthe THWING of Spidey's webbingand then a

SPLAT.
Peter emergesfrom the bedroom, lookingsatisfied.
PETER
Missionaccomplished.
MAY
I'msorry, Peter. I know you must thinkI'm losing my mind. It's just--your uncle always killedthe bugsaround here.
PETER
He wasa handy guy to have around.
(beat)
I neverrealized how much I dependedon his advice.

A beat.

MAY
Somethingon your mind?
PETER
Well--
MAY
Youcould talk to me, you know.
PETER
Yeah,I know that. But I--
MAY
Peter...
(taking a chance)
I'veseen the change that has come overyou since Ben died. Everyone has.

Peter looks startled.Guilty.

PETER
Change...?I don't... What do you mean?
MAY
Youhave to grieve him, Peter.You haveto let yourself mourn.
PETER
Oh.Yeah.
(beat)
I wishI could.
MAY
What?
PETER
Oh--no,I mean, I know, you're right.
MAY
Sooneror later, Peter, youhave to letit out. It might as wellbe now.

Peter nods.Sits down. Weight of the world.

PETER
I'mhaving a very hard day,Aunt May.

She slidesthe plate of cookies over tohim. He takes one. Chews it. Sighs.

MAY
Goahead. Cry.
PETER
No,Aunt May. I can't cry. Ican't mournUncle Ben. I don't havethe right.
MAY
Don'tbe silly, Peter. Of all people--
PETER
Ofall people, not me. You don't know-everything there is toknow, AuntMay. About how Uncle Bendied. Theguy who-- that punk.
(deep breath)
Ihad a chance to stop him.

MAY What?

PETER (CONT'D)
Theguy. I ran into him. A couple ofhours before he shot UncleBen. Hewas robbing this place. AndI knewit. And I could have stopped himeasily. But I let him runright pastme. Because at the timeit didn'tseem like my problem.

She's justlooking at him. Dry-eyed. Alittle confused, maybe.

PETER (CONT'D)
Andthen like an hour later,that's whenUncle Ben was waiting forme andthis guy went up to himand...

She sits a momentlonger. Then she standsup and takes the plate of cookiesaway from him.

MAY
Well,I guess I can understandhow youdidn't want to tell me this.

Turns and dumpsall the lovely cookiesinto the trash. Quiet fury.

MAY (CONT'D)
I mean,on the surface, it does seemto be something fairly unforgivable.
PETER
AuntMay?

She swings thechina plate above her head,then brings it down againstthe counter. It shatters.

MAY
Damnit!

She crouchesstiffly and begins to pickup the pieces. Peter goes to helpher but she pushes him away.As she tosses shards into thetrash, she cuts herself.

MAY (CONT'D)
Ow!Damn it.

Pokes her fingerinto her mouth. Petertries to put his hand on her shoulder.

MAY (CONT'D)
Getaway from me. Get out!

He backs away.She takes the Dustbusterfrom the broom closet and begins noisilyto bust dust. Steelyeyed.

PETER
AuntMay--

She ignores him,vacuuming. He turns andwalks out.

37

EXT. BQE - NIGHT

Peter roars backto the city. As he slowsin some traffic, the bike beginsto backfire and throw sparks.Then it actually burstsinto flame. Fellow motoristshonk at him. One leans out ofa passing car.

FELLOW MOTORIST
Yo,butthead, your motorcycleis on fire.

Peter scramblesover onto the shoulder.Leaps off the burning bike. Contemplatesthe flames then startsto stamp them out. This quicklydevolves into a vicious kicking.

PETER
Stupidfrigging piece of junk!Why can'tI have one thing in mylife thatactually works!

Fellow motoristsslow their cars to watchas Peter's spider strength rendersthe bike a heap of junkin seconds.

PETER (CONT'D)
Can't--even-- cross town without burstinginto flames-- or being shotat!

Peter standsover the corpse of the bike,heart POUNDING. Then turns andstarts to limp home alongthe median.

38

INT. OSBORN/PARKERAPARTMENT — NIGHT

Harry is lyingon the couch, watching atape of Barbara Walters interviewingthe his father. Withthe aid of a shaker of martinis.And a little amber prescriptionbottle.

THUMPING fromoutside, muffled throughthe blast shutter over the door.

PETER
(O.S.)
Harry,god damn it, let me in!

Harry picks upthe remote and punches inthe code. The barrier goesup. Peter drags his sorryass in the door. He's a wreck.

HARRY
I mademartinis.
PETER
I seethat.

Onscreen, NormanOsborn sheds a singleshining tear. Harry is crying, too.

HARRY
That'sthe only time that manever cried.
PETER'S FACE
Oh, brother.Here we go.

He takes a deepbreath, then sits downbeside Harry.

HARRY (CONT'D)
Havea drink. You look like you coulduse one.
PETER
I probablycould. But no, thanks. Hepoints to the bottle of pills.
PETER (CONT'D)
Whatare those?
HARRY
Dinner.Courtesy of Dr. Chomsky.
PETER
I'msure he doesn't want youtaking themwith alcohol.
HARRY
She.No, you're right. She'd probablybe very disappointedin me.

They sit andwatch the tape of Norman Osborn.Now Norman is his old in-controlself again, tellingBarbara Walters a story. Barbarais laughing.

HARRY (CONT'D)
Pete.Just tell me where to find him.Tell me where you meet him. That'sall you need to do. I'll takecare of the rest.

Peter looks athim. Harry just keeps staringat the screen.

PETER
I can't.He broke off contactwith me.He said I've made it too dangerousfor him. He almostgot killedtoday.
HARRY
I know.
(beat)
Whodo you think put up the bounty?

Onscreen, NormanOsborn is laughing, now,too. A strangely familiar laugh.His goblin grin is reflectedfor a moment on his son's face,mad glint of the TV inhis eye.

PETER
Bounty!
HARRY
I'msorry, did I say bounty? I meantreward.
PETER
Harry,what you're talking about is--
HARRY
Murder?Maybe. People get murdered, Pete.My father. Your uncle. It happens.

The tape goesblank. Harry's eyes fill withstatic. Peter gets up.

PETER
I think--itwould probably be best forme to move out.
HARRY
What?Because of what I said about Spider-Man?Pete, don't be--
PETER
Mr.Aziz fired me today, Harry.And I can'twork for the Bugle anymore. So.I can't afford to pay you rent anymore.
HARRY
You'llfind another job. I'll carry youuntil you do, no problem.
PETER
I couldn'tlet you do that.

Harry sloshesupright. Grinning a twistedgrin.

HARRY
No,that's right. You wouldn'twant to bea sniveling little do-nothing freeloader.Like me.
PETER
Harry,come on. Let's not--ah, forgetit.

He starts to walkout.

HARRY
Pete?

Harry sits up,drunk and stoned but stillHarry.

HARRY (CONT'D)
Well...where are you going togo? Hometo Aunt May?
PETER
No,I don't think I'm so welcome thereanymore.

He climbs upto his bedroom door. Triesto open it. Pushes some buttons.Nothing happens.

PETER (CONT'D)
Harry,could you please let meinto mybedroom?
39

INT. OTTO'S LOFT- NIGHT

Otto lies ina steaming bathtub, recuperatingfrom his show. Nice tub, goodcigar. TV flickering inthe wall.

On the news:His performance. Video coverageof the lecture, of Otto struttingaround the stage.

BOY TALKING HEAD
...potentialapplications, Octavius said,range from handling nuclear wasteto detonating underwater minesto the exploration of outer space.
GIRL TALKING HEAD
Speakingof creepy crawlies,Jim, itseems that Spider-Man is finding NewYork to be a very tough town.

At the words"Spider-Man" Otto sits upin the tub. He leaps out, dripping,and pads over to the televisionwall.

Otto hits therecord button on his DVD-R.We see several shelves of DVDarchives arranged abovethe recorder.

On TV, the incidentis reported. Jamesonis there, ranting. We see the headlineabout the reward. Thenthere's a shot of Spider-Man scalinga wall.

Otto zooms inon it, watching with a scientist'seye. The girl talkinghead comes back on.

GIRL TALKING HEAD (CONT'D)
Itwas a scene right out of All AboutEve tonight when a spokesman forDeirdre Dunn announced thatthe Broadwaystar, currently playing thelead in the popular musical Bride!would be taking a temporary leaveof absence for some well neededrest...

Otto pops outthe disk, fits it into itsbox, scrawls a label. Filesit on the shelf. We see thatit is labelled: SPIDER-MAN 5/24/04.All of the other disksare labelled the same way. Theygo back for a year.

GIRL TALKING HEAD (CONT'D)
...saidthat the role will be playedby Miss Dunn's understudy, MaryJane Watson.

Otto's attentionis drawn to the screenagain. MJ is being interviewed,in makeup, backstage.

MJ
(ON TV)
Well,this is great opportunityfor me,but mostly I just wish fora veryspeedy recovery for Deirdre.

Otto's gaze remainsscientific, but somehowsoftened. Towels off his hair,watching MJ's lovely face.

We pull backand reveal as we do so hisfour backjacks, each capped with arubber seal, glistening.

INSERT The next day'sBugle: NEW YORK TO SPIDER-MAN:DROP DEAD.

40

EXT. NEW YORKSTREET — NEWSSTAND - DAY

The newspapersits atop a pile. THWIP!A fine mesh of webbing spreadsacross the edge of thepaper. The NEWSVENDOR watches openmouthedas the paper is tuggedgently skyward. A dollar billcomes dangling down on athin silky thread.

41

EXT. NEW YORKSTREET - LAMPPOST - DAY

Spider-Man crouchesatop the lamppost,scanning the paper. Crumples it up.Head snaps to the left.TINGLE of spider sense. A GUNSHOT.A SCREAM.

42

EXT. KOREAN GROCERY- DAY

A THUG runs outwith a sackful of money.Stuffs his gun into his waistband.

A jet of webbingcatches his left arm andpins it to the wall. Anothercatches his right arm, thenTHWIP-THWIP each of his legs at theankle. He's pinned andstruggling. He drops the bag.

Spider-Man picksup the bag. Opens it andpeers inside.

SPIDER-MAN
Youshot someone for nineteen dollars?That's--

Out of nowherelooms a huge OBJECT, headingfor his skull. A wet impact.

It's a WATERMELON,wielded by a pair ofYOUNG MEN. A neat stack of watermelonsbehind them.

Spider-Man wobbles.Sags.

YOUNG MAN
You'reunder arrest.

The GROCER comesrunning over. A bloodypatch on his upper arm. Picks upthe bag of money. Screamsat the young men.

GROCER
What'sthe matter with you? He'sa goodguy. I'm sorry, Spider-Man. Here.

He jabs the grubbypile of bills towardSpider-Man. A SIREN. Spider-Man closesthe Grocer's hand aroundthe money.

SPIDER-MAN
(to Grocer)
Thanks.

As the policerun up, Spider-Man takesto the sky.

43

EXT. QUEENS -FILIPINO CULTURAL CENTER- NIGHT

Dusk outsideBingo Hall. A black Volvopulls up. Five HOODS pile out andgo running in.

44

INT. BINGO HALL- NIGHT

Two hundred frightenedbut outraged oldFilipina ladies relinquish theirbingo money to the pillowcasesof the hoods. A thick strandof webbing lances in andSMACKS the gun of the Lead Hood. Snatchesit from his hand. Thenswings it into his temple, knockinghim cold.

SPIDER-MAN
Stands in thedoorway, wielding the weblike a lariat.

The gun fliesthrough the air, conkingthe Second Hood on the head, then theThird, Fourth and Fifth.They all go down in under three seconds.

The old ladiesturn to Spider-Man. Hardto read their expressions.He waves his fingers.

OLD LADY
Tenmillion dollars!

They start towardhim, and then they'reon him, bludgeoning him with theirhandbags.

45

INT. BINGO HALL- NIGHT

He stumbles freeof them and then leapsto safety.

46

INT. JJJ'S OFFICE— NIGHT

JJJ's workinglate. Studying two alternatefront pages. One says: NOWHERETO RUN TO, BABY. The othersays: NOWHERE TO HIDE.

CRASH!!!!! Ablizzard of broken glass.JJJ ducks under his desk as the avalanchecomes down.

Spider-Man dropsdown through the skylightover JJJ's desk.

JJJ comes outfrom under the desk. SeesSpider-Man standing there.

SPIDER-MAN
Gota minute?

JJJ picks uphis phone. Punches a button.

JJJ
Thisis Jameson. Code S. Repeat. CodeS.
SPIDER-MAN
Isthat S as in "shut the hellup"?

He slaps a gobof webbing across JJJ'smouth, then, in a few seconds, encaseshim entirely. A slickpupa. Takes the straw from JJJ'sBig Gulp. Picks up thecocoon. Jams in the straw about whereJJJ's mouth should be.Garbled CURSING.

Spider-Man sticksthe cocoon under hisarm and leaps to the

ceiling. Clambersacross the newsroom,over the astonished staff. Out awindow, upside down.

47

EXT. ROOF OFBUGLE - NIGHT

Spider-man ripsthe cocoon away. JJJ startsto rant but looks over the corniceand sees the street farbelow. Cringes and pulls back. Afraid.

JJJ
I--I'm acrophobic. Fear of heights.
SPIDER-MAN
Really,I thought that was fearof spiders.
(beat)
Look,Jameson. I'm fine withyou hatingme. I'm even fine withyou slanderingme. But getting me killed,I don't know, that kindof irritatesme a little.

JJJ creeps carefullyaway from the edge.

JJJ
TheBugle didn't tell anybodyto killyou.

His courage returning.He starts to closein on Spider-Man.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Look,pal. I'm not fine with anythingabout you. You are a dangerto this city. You maynot believein old-fashioned ideaslike dueprocess and the rule of law, butI do. You come in here with yourtight pants and your sticky fingersand you tell us you'rea hero.But you know what I see?A vigilante,a muscle man, a gangster inspandex. What gives you the right?Because you're the strongest?That's not the country I'mfrom.

JJJ has Spider-Manon the defensive--backingaway.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Youknow, I hired a psychiatristto doa profile of you. Did yousee thatstory?
(MORE)
JJJ (CONT'D)
Didyou read what that lady said? "Delusionary.""Narcissistic." "Messiahcomplex." Translation:

JJJ goes in forthe kill.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Youneed to get a life, pal.

A door SLAMS.A DOZEN SECURITY GUYS pourout onto the roof. Spider-Man looksat them, then back atJJJ. Seems about to speak. Then leapsover the side of thebuilding, and is gone. The securitymen run to the ledge.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Wherethe hell were you? You'reall fired.
48

INT. OSBORN/PARKERAPARTMENT - NIGHT

Peter has hisstuff packed up; he's carryingout three suitcases andbig laundry sack. Harry comesout into the hall to watch himgo.

HARRY
So,that's it. You're just going.

Peter startsto say something, then justnods.

HARRY (CONT'D)
Where?
PETER
I founda place out in Sheepshead Bay.

As he goes outthe door, the laundry bagtumbles from the pile of suitcases.Peter stoops to pickit up.

HARRY
Youdon't have to take dirty clothes.You can still do yourwash here,you know.

Peter shrugs.

PETER
I needthe big machine.
49

INT. LAUNDROMAT- NIGHT

3 AM. Deserted.Peter sits in a plasticchair, reading a thick tome entitledBiomolecular Chemistry.

A pile of similartomes beside him. Makesa note in a notebook.

A YOUNG MAN enters,carrying a laundrysack. Sees Peter sitting there.Peter doesn't look up. Theman goes over to a machine.

Spider senseTINGLES. Peter looks up asin slow motion the man walks, KEYRINGJINGLING, CHANGE inhis pocket, earphones THROBBING inhis ears.

Slowly the fingersreach for the lid ofthe machine.

PETER
No!

The man gapesat him.

PETER (CONT'D)
Youcan't use that one. That'smy machine.

The man decidesthat Peter is mad. He beginsto stuff his clothes backinto the sack.

YOUNG MAN
Okay,mister. Take it easy.

He shouldersthe bag and hurries out.

YOUNG MAN (CONT'D)
Theyellow light's flashing.

Peter waits amoment, then runs over tothe machine.

The OUT OF BALANCElight is blinking. Peterlifts the lid. Pulls out thered and blue suit, soakingwet.

50

INT. DR. CHOMSKY'SOFFICE

Harry sits facingDr. Chomsky, a petiteKorean-American woman.

DR. CHOMSKY
Nightmares?
HARRY
Everynight. Two of them, last night.
DR. CHOMSKY
Whatare they about?
HARRY
I didn'tthink you guys handled dreamsanymore. I thought that dreamswere just brain garbage.
DR. CHOMSKY
Theyare. But you can learn alot abouta person by going through theirgarbage.

Harry thinks.He closes his eyes.

HARRY'S NIGHTMARE
He's shakinghands with his father. They'reboth smiling. Then with a horriblewet sound Harry splitsopen, right down the center, andNorman Osborn steps outof the husk. The real Norman startsto laugh his GOBLIN laugh.
BACK ON HARRY
He opens hiseyes. Real pain in them.
HARRY
They'redisgusting. I don't wantto talkabout them. Just, please.Give mesomething to help me sleep throughthem.

The doctor staresat him. Sighs. Reachesfor the prescription pad.

51

INT. MARTIN BECKTHEATER - AUDIENCE

Otto sits inthe fifth row, center. Watching.

52

INT. THEATER- ONSTAGE

MJ sings herbig number, "The Mind of theMan I Love."

53

INT. THEATER- AUDIENCE

Otto's entranced.

54

INT. MARTIN BECKTHEATER - BACKSTAGE -NIGHT

MJ stalks offstageto lackluster APPLAUSE.Dissatisfied. Renard followsright behind.

MJ
I sucked!
RENARD
Yousucked not.
55

INT. DRESSINGROOM - CONTINUOUS

MJ runs intothe dressing room, flingsherself onto a battered sofa.There's a Bugle lying there;she tosses it toward Renard.

MJ
TheBugle was right. I do "manage tobe both overstated and paper- thinat the same time."
RENARD
Someonedoesn't agree with youor theBugle.

He points toa big bouquet of black roses,with a card. She goes to them,intrigued, charmed, irritatedall at once. Opens the card.

MJ
IfPeter thinks he can...
THE CARD
It reads: I THINKYOU ARE BRILLIANT.
O.O.
MJ"O.O.?"
RENARD
Ohoh.
56

EXT. MARTIN BECKTHEATER - NIGHT

MJ is walkingout, carrying the flowers.Otto approaches, but keeps a certaindistance. He doesn't wantto frighten her. He's dressedwith a sharpness that is onlyslightly funereal.

OTTO
MissWatson?

She turns, startledbut somehow havingexpected it, too.

OTTO (CONT'D)
I'mOtto Octavius. I--I sentyou thoseflowers.
MJ
Ohoh.
OTTO
I hopethat wasn't out of line.Was it?It was. Excuse me. I'm sorry.

He turns andwalks away. Shaking his head.Not so much embarrassed asdisturbed by the failureof his experiment.

MJ
No!I mean--
OTTO
I won'tbother you again.
MJ
Wait!

Slowly Otto turnsback.

MJ (CONT'D)
I lovedthe flowers. I've beensort ofhoping somebody might sendme flowers.
OTTO
PeterParker?
MJ
Yeah...?How do you...?
OTTO
Peter'sa friend. Of a friend. Honestly,I don't really knowhim verywell at all. But he's theone whotold me about you. Aboutyour beingin this show. Which I loved. Itwas beautiful. You were brilliant,I meant it.
MJ
Thankyou. Unfortunately thedrama criticof the Daily Bugle doesn't agreewith you.
OTTO
Theman is a well-known idiot.
MJ
Really?
OTTO
Legendary.

She likes this.The bubble of weirdnessbetween them pops. We can almost hearit. MJ salutes him withthe roses.

MJ
Thanksfor these.

MJ and the rosesgo very well together.Otto stares. Inner turmoil visible.A long beat goes by. Sheturns to leave.

OTTO
Doyou believe in the value of boldness,Miss Watson?
MJ
Atall times.
OTTO
Havedinner with me. Right now.

MJ hesitates.Not because she doesn't wantto; because she does. This isa big yes for her.

MJ
Wheredid you have in mind?
OTTO
There'sthis Ethiopian placeon West47th.
MJ
Ethiopian.Wow. I've never--

He wiggles hislong elegant fingers. Faintlybut disturbingly tentacular.

OTTO
I liketo eat with my hands.
57

INT. MESKEREMETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT

A lovely serversettles an enormous platterof doro wat and other fine andstrange foods before them.Otto is delighted to see it. MJless sure.

OTTO
Yum.Look at that.
MJ
It'svery... colorful.

Otto digs in.After a moment MJ tears offa piece of njera and joins in.Warily. Otto watches her.She looks right back at him.

OTTO
Well?
MJ
Strangebut good.
OTTO
Youwere telling me about your mother.
MJ
Iknow I was, and I'm sorry.Let's talkabout you. You seem likea muchmore interesting personthan me.
OTTO
Notto me.
(self mocking)
Notright now, anyway.
58

INT. RESTAURANT- LATER

They are sittingcloser to each other.She's finishing a story. It'ssupposed to be funny but hejust nods, serious.

OTTO
Anddid you have a dog?
MJ
WhenI was little. Tasha. She--no. Iam not going to tell you aboutmy childhoodpets. That's enough.It's yourturn. Tell me about whatyou do.It sounds fascinating.
OTTO
Icould describe it to you.But you wouldnever believe it.
MJ
Tryme.
OTTO
I'lltell you what. Come uptown. Rightnow. I'll show you thelab. I'llshow you the rig.
MJ
Oh,I couldn't--
OTTO
Boldnessin all things.
59

INT. ANANSIPROJECT LABORATORY - NIGHT

The darkenedlaboratory. Machines softlyinterrogate one another. KEYin the door. Slash of light.

All the lightsgo on as Otto ushers MJin. She notices the rig right away.It hangs in its dock, amalign orchid.

MJ
Isthat it?

Otto is in lovewith the rig, of course.The way that a man might be in lovewith a ship, or a 1971Chevrolet Barracuda.

OTTO
That'sit.

She gets thathe has feelings for his machine.

MJ
It'sbeautiful.
(beat)
It'sa little freaky.
OTTO
Well,I'm a little freaky. You shouldprobably know that aboutme.
MJ
Okay.
THE RIG
One of its heads.The one with a somehowcrafty expression in its staring blacksensor.
POV - THE RIG
As Otto "comesout" to MJ.
OTTO
I amnot like other people, MJ.I'm notlike anybody you've evermet. Freaky,yeah, I'm a freak of nature.I taught myself calculus whenI was nine. I was a chess grandmasterat fifteen. I don't sayit as a boast. It was hellon earth.I had to fight every dayof mylife.
MJ
I knewa kid like that.
OTTO
Butthere was always that one prettygirl who also managed somehowto be nice. I'll betthat wasyou, huh?

MJ looks away,smiles. THE RIG Deep in its sensor,a diode pulses. Nowit's watching MJ.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Today,I'm all right with it.I've learnedto embrace being a freak.I acceptthat I was given the giftof intelligencefor a purpose. Which isthis thing you see. The rig. Otto'sOctopus.

He goes overto it. Takes hold of one ofits hands. A touch of the bridegroom.

MJ
Whatdoes it, well... do?
OTTO
Oh,it cuts hair.

She laughs.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Whatdoes it do? It improvesyou. Itmakes you better.
MJ
Youmean it makes you stronger?
OTTO
Stronger,faster, yes, but also smarter.Much smarter. When I'm jackedin, I feel like my grasp finallyequals my reach. I canfeel myself--expanding.Not just my physicalgrasp but my mind, my heart,my soul. I feel enlargedby theexperience. And it feelsright. Haveyou ever felt anything like that?
MJ
I thoughtso. One time.

She goes overto the rig. Slowly extendsher fingers toward the nearest head.As her fingers draw nearerthe diode pulses and we beginto fear for the fate of herfingers. Her fingertips touch--the eye goes dark.

MJ (CONT'D)
Whenyou say "jack"...
OTTO
Thereare four shunts that interfacedirectly with my central nervoussystem. I wear it. Butit's alsowearing me.

He reaches upand takes hold of the latch,with its spirit level bubble.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Thisis the neural integrityseal. Thelatch, basically.
MJ
Doesit hurt?
OTTO
Thesystem delivers a steadydose ofpain blocking endorphins the wholetime I'm in it. Which sofar hasnever been longer than afew hours.The goal is a permanent interface.Of course the idea ofa permanent human/machine integrationmakes some people uneasy.

Granted, MJ'slooking a little uneasy.Otto fingers the Latch.

OTTO (CONT'D)
TheRig is designed to seek to implementa systems merger withthe host.Unfortunately, so far,my flimsyhuman tissue's not upto the challenge.Not yet. We're working onthat.

MJ is freaked,and fascinated.

MJ
Soyou have, like... holes? Inyour back?Permanent ones?
OTTO
Wantto see them?

Daring her, alittle bit.

MJ
Notreally, but yes.

He turns. Unbuttonshis shirt. Lowers it.Four black glinting discs in hisback. Freaky but beautiful.

MJ (CONT'D)
Whoa!Okay. Thank you. Very nice.

He pulls up theshirt, rebuttons it, turns.Shirttails hanging out.

OTTO
It'slate.
MJ
Itis.

A DOORBELL PANEL

A FINGER scansthe names. Stops at WATSON.Press the BUZZER.

60

EXT. MJ'S APARTMENTBUILDING - NIGHT

Peter's standingthere. Dressed up. Holdinga single red rose. He waits.There's no answer. He checkshis watch; it's late. Then cuethe TINGLE of spider-sense.He whirls, hears FOOTSTEPS, VOICES.

MJ and Otto approachthe building. Peter'sface as he registers thevoices: alarmed.

REVERSE ANGLE
On the frontstep as MJ and Otto approach.Peter's not there. MJ turns to Otto,carrying the big darkbouquet.
MJ
Thankyou. I had a really nice, reallyinteresting time. Andthank youfor the flowers.
PETER PARKER
Clings to theside of her building, upsidedown. Takes the single cheaprose from his teeth. Looksat it.
OTTO
So,maybe it's out of line. Forme toask you this. But I don'twant tomake a fool of myself. Areyou seeingPeter Parker? Becauseif you are--
MJ
No.I was. But he wouldn't...He couldn't...He just couldn't.
OTTO
It'sreally none of my business.

But he lookspleased with the information.He holds out his hand.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Goodnight.

She takes hishand, then plants a kisson his cheek. PETER Watching thekiss. It's breaking his heart.

MJ
Turns and letsherself into the building.
61

INT. MJ'S BUILDING- LOBBY - NIGHT

She presses herselfagainst the door. Stunnedat her own brazen behavior.

62

EXT. MJ'S BUILDING- NIGHT

As Otto turnsand starts back across town.A skip in his step. A cybergothGene Kelly. Feels likedancing with a lamppost.

63

EXT. LAMPPOST- NIGHT

As Otto walksthrough its beam we noticea dark shape crouching onthe stanchion. Watching.

64

EXT. SCIENCEBUILIDNG - NIGHT

The domed buildingwhere it all began forPeter. A shadow from the shadowsleaps onto the domes.It's Peter.

65

INT. SCIENCEBUILDING - NIGHT

The great centralhall. It's deserted anddim. He walks around. Hearsechoes of that afternoona year ago.

The spider cagesare empty.

He looks downat his hand where the spiderbit him, rubs it. Thoughtful, thenhis face breaks. He sitsdown, buries his face in his hands.Chokes up.

A WHIRR; he looksup, TINGLING.

66

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - NIGHT

Peter creepsdown the hall just outside.We HEAR the unmistakableWHIRR of the rig.

SERIES OF SHOTS- COUPLING THE RIG

1) Otto lowersthe Rig into position.

2) The Rig watches,expressionless.

3) Otto stepsinto the Rig. Engages thecoupler. A WHINE of hydraulics.

Otto reachesback to twist the Latch. Can'tquite see what his fingers aredoing.

His fingers can'treach. Can't reach. Hestrains, grunting. Gives up. Startsto press the decoupler.Then--

--a 'pod reachesin for the Latch and TWISTSIT.

Otto flinches,then lets go as blessedrelief floods his features. Sinkingin. The irises of hiseyes spiral out. One of the 'podsreaches toward his faceand, tenderly, strokes it withsteely finger.

Peter, watching,GASPS.

The 'pods honein on the sound at once,quivering. Otto looks over.

OTTO
Who'sthere?

Peter steps outof the shadows.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Parker?
PETER
Hi.
OTTO
(rattled)
Whatthe hell are you doing here?
PETER
I wantedto talk to you. ButI see you're--whatare you doing?
OTTO
I wasjust--uh. Celebrating.
PETER
Youuse that thing... recreationally?
OTTO
Ithelps me relax.
67

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - NIGHT

Peter sits acrossa desk from Otto. One'pod puts on a CD. Two others arebusy pouring two cans ofCoke. Peter eyes the 'pods warily.Otto taps at the keyboardof his computer.

OTTO
Theviral delivery system wewere usingin the superspider project.
PETER
That'sright.

Otto hits a fewmore keys.

OTTO
That'swhy you came here.
PETER
Whatother reason would therebe?

Otto shrugs.

OTTO
Here.Yes, we were using a modified arbovirus.Highly infectiousin spiders.We replaced the nucleonic RNAwith whatever we wanted tocode forand the virus did the rest.
PETER
Isthis arbovirus infectiousin humans?
OTTO
Itcould be. If we had wantedto introducespider material intoa human,I suppose we could justhave justgotten one of the little crittersto bite--

Staring at Peter.Understanding withoutknowing.

PETER
What?
POV - THE RIG
It watches Peterand Otto, pulsing softly.
OTTO
Whydo you want to know?
PETER
I'mjust curious.

As Peter says these words: They are processed by the suit;it subjects them to a VISUAL VOICE-STRESS ANALYSIS

The pattern is scanned anddesignated COUNTERFACTUAL.

AN INDICATOR begins to blinkon one of the pods.

AT OTTO'S WORKSTATION
The ROUTER begins to blinkin kind.
ON THE MONITOR
Windows pop up, running archivefootage of Spider-Man: climbing, swinging, leaping.

Another window: SuperspiderInventory: 1 through 15. Number 15 flashes: LOST.

But Otto's not even lookingat the monitor; he doesn'tneed to.

OTTO
Spider-Man's a friendof yours, isn't he?

Peter starts to play the questionoff.

PETER
No, not a friend--
OTTO
Know anything abouthim?
PETER
Not much. Kind ofa quiet guy.
OTTO
Know if he was everbitten by a spider?
PETER
He might have been.I wouldn't know.
OTTO
We lost a spider.If, by chance, it bit him. Is thatwhat happened? And transferred the viralgenotrope in its venom...

He's advancing on Peter now.The 'pods billow and arc.

OTTO (CONT'D)
That's great! It'sa conceptual breakthrough!
PETER
Not to him, it isn't.He's sick of it. That's why Icame to see you. To see if there'sany way to--
OTTO
Why didn't he justcome himself?
PETER
Huh? Oh, because.He's, uh, horribly disfigured.Up close. That's why he wearsthe mask.
(shudders)
It's like, he hasthese little hairs all over him,and compound eyeballs. And thesmell!
OTTO
Unfortunate. No wayto control the process, I suppose,relying on a bite.
(beat)
He could probablyuse one of these eventually.

He reaches into a tray behindhim. Holds up a tiny ziplock bag with a speck inside. Peterleans in to look. A tinybit of circuitry--a spider-miteof silicon.

PETER
What is it?
OTTO
It's basically animmune system on a chip. You seedit with a sample of the material youwant to defend against, and it pumpsout antigens. I call it a paritychip.
PETER
Parity?
OTTO
Equilibrium. TheRig is so powerfully integrativethat right now it overwhelmsmy own systems. I'm hoping to usethis to boost my body's immunity.
(MORE)
OTTO (CONT'D)
Intheory your friend could seed thiswith some of his own spiderizedDNA, implant it, and knockout the genes that arecoding forhis spider traits.

He tosses thechip back onto the tray.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Thisis just a prototype. We'renot infab yet.

Peter regardsthe tray, the little baggie.There it is. His salvation. Hiseyes stray up to:

AN AIRVENT INCEILING
Convenientlylocated just over the tray.
OTTO (CONT'D)
I haddinner with Mary Jane Watson tonight.

Peter looks back,caught by surprise.

PETER
Oh.Yeah. I know.
OTTO
Terrificgirl.
PETER
Agreed.
68

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - NIGHT

The Rig is backin the coupler. Otto isat his workstation, asleep in hischair. All quiet.

THE AIRVENT
A tiny threaddrops from it. Weighted withlittle suction cup of webbing.

The little fishingline drops into thetray. Bounces. Misses the baggie. Bouncesagain. Snags it.

THWIP! The baggieshoots up into the airand through the slats of thevent.

69

INT. VETERINARYSUPPLY STORE - DAY

Peter walks in,trying to appear nonchalant.

CLERK
CanI help you?
PETER
Yes,hello. I need some softtissue xx.And a Y-gauge syringe.
CLERK
A Y-gauge...what are you tryingto treat,a rhinoceros?
PETER
A spider.
(beat)
Reallybig spider.
70

INT. DITKOVICH'SHOUSE - PETER'S ROOM -NIGHT

Peter drops abox filled with lab suppliesonto his tiny desk. Sweepseverything off the top ofit.

71

INT. DITKOVICH'SHOUSE - LIVING ROOM -NIGHT

A tiny housein Brighton Beach. DITKOVICHis playing cards, for money, withhis Ukrainian cronies.HUGE CLATTER. They all look up at theceiling. Then at Ditkovich.

DITKOVICH
(in Ukrainian, subtitled)
Thenew roommate.

They go backto their game. SOMETHING BREAKS.Ditkovich lays down his cardswith a sigh.

DITKOVICH (CONT'D)
(in Ukrainian, subtitled)
I thinkhe took my vodka.
72

INT. DITKOVICH'SHOUSE - STAIRS - NIGHT

Ditkovich callsup as we climb the stairsand start down the upstairs hall.

DITKOVICH
Mr.Parker? Everything is all right?
73

INT. PETER'SROOM - NIGHT

Peter is wipingdown the glass surfaceof the desk with Clorox. We see:gauze pads, adhesive tape,alcohol, pipette. A hot plate witha saucepan of boilingwater. A box of Morton's koshersalt. A bottle of vodka.

PETER
Yes!Everything's fine! Sorry!

He decants someof the steaming salineinto a tube.

He picks up thepipette, scrapes at theinside of his cheek. Then he picksup the chip with a clasp.Smears the tissue against the chip.Drops it into the tube.

Holds up theBIG NEEDLE. Jeez. Pokes itdown into the tube, and draws inthe fluid. The chip is suckedin along with it. He stares intothe whirling fluid in thesyringe.

SERIES OF SHOTS- THE SYRINGE In its swirl:

1) Spider-Mancareens like a maniac throughGreater Manhattan airspace.

2) Peter Parkersits despondent in Otto'slaboratory, head in his hands.

3) He crouchesat the side of Ben Parker,watching him die.

BEN
(O.S.)
I thoughtI'd taught you the meaningof responsibility, Peter. Atleast by my death. That'sthe partof all this that makes methe saddest.

Peter turns.Uncle Ben is sitting on thebed behind him.

PETER
Youdon't know what it's like, UncleBen. You don't know howit feelto be such a freak of nature! Okay,with great power comesgreat responsibility.I get that. Butyou know what comes withno power?No worries. No guilt.No freakshow!

With his freehand he pours a shot of vodka.Tosses it back.

PETER (CONT'D)
I'mnot going to lose Mary Jane becauseof Spider-Man. I canbe Spider-Man,or I can have a life.A normallife.

And drawing adeep breath he jerks up hisshirt, baring his hip.

Pops the needleunder the skin. Squeezes.It hurts. A lot. His eyes rollback in his head.

74

INT. DITKOVICH'SHOUSE - LIVING ROOM -NIGHT

CLINK of coins.A muffled THUD from above.Play stops. Ditkovich startsto say something. Changeshis mind.

DITKOVICH
Hitme.
75

INT. PETER'SROOM - NIGHT

Peter wakes upon the floor. Sits up. Handto his hip; a tiny dimple underthe skin.

He checks himselfout in the mirror. Strong.Fit. No visible difference. Hefrowns, then leaps up intothe air. Completes a half-flip,and sticks feet first againstthe ceiling. Damn. He dresses withcare, buttoning his neatcivilian clothes.

Then he goesto the closet. Crouches down,opens a panel in the closet wall.Takes out a little rollingsuitcase with a picture of Wolverine.Unzips it:

The red and bluesuit, neatly folded.

76

EXT. FAR BROOKLYN- VACANT LOT - DAWN

Still dark. Petercarries the suitcasedown a deserted street and thenout into a swampy waste.In the distance, HOMELESS MENaround a burning steel drum.Here, a steel drum standing alone.

The suitcaseCLANGS against the insideof the drum. Peter takes out a canof lighter fluid.

Douses the thingliberally, then strikesa match. HUGE, STUPIDLY HUGEFIREBALL.

Peter leaps toone side. Kicks over thedrum. Flame scatters everywhere. Hejumps around trying to stampthem out. Faraway LAUGHTER fromthe men.

Peter picks upstill-intact suitcase.

PETER
Ouch!

He shakes thecostume out of the smolderingcase.

Picks it up offthe ground, stares at it.The dead eyes of the mask stareback.

He stuffs thething into the steel drumand walks away. Does not look especiallyunburdened.

77

EXT. VACANT LOT- ANOTHER VIEW

A HOMELESS MANwatches Peter walk awayfrom the drum. He tacks a littleunsteadily across thelot toward the drum.

78

INT. SUBWAY CAR- DAY

Peter ridingin a subway car, smudges ofblack on his face. Nearest him sitsA YOUNG WOMAN in scrubs.Near her are a couple of MEN.They're staring at her.Peter sees it.

MAN
Hi.
YOUNG WOMAN
Hello.
MAN
I'mJack. I said, Hi. I'm Jack.

The woman wastrying to ignore him. Sheblushes.

Peter's spidersense TINGLES as he watches.

SECOND MAN
Youdon't got to be rude, bitch.

Peter, sweating.His fingers flex. Hislips narrow. His eyes meet the secondman's.

The train pullsscreeching into the station.The doors open and the girlslips out. The men stand upas if to follow her, then sit backdown. They laugh.

One of them flipsPeter off. Peter looksaway.

79

INT. DAILY BUGLE- JJJ'S OFFICE - DAY

The homelessman stands across the deskfrom JJJ. Carrying the charred huskof the suitcase.

JJJ
I hopeyou don't have the headof anextraterrestrial in there.
HOMELESS MAN
No,sir.
JJJ
Becauseif you do, you're thethird guythis week.

The homelessman unzips the bags and yanksout the costume. It's blackenedand crumpled but still gorgeous.Real.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Wherethe hell did you get that?
HOMELESS MAN
Thisguy left it in the garbage. Outin New Lots. First he triedto setit on fire.
JJJ
Setit on fire?

He takes thecostume and shakes it outby the shoulders. Turns it thisway and that. Then he grins.

JJJ (CONT'D)
He'sout. Thrown in the towel! Abandonedhis sad masquerade!He--

A dark thoughtoccurs.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Thatloser! Quitting on me! Inthe middleof the best damn storyI've hadin thirty years! If I hadn't alreadycrushed him, I'd crushhim againjust for giving up on me!

JJJ is forgettinghis visitor.

HOMELESS MAN
Uh,mister...
JJJ
Waita minute. What kind of idiot doeshe think I am? A burnt costume!How heavy-handed canyou get?Sure, he wants everybodyto thinkhe's quit. When, in reality, he'sjust going underground. Inventinga whole new identityfor himself!
HOMELESS MAN
Mr.Jameson, please, I'm hungry.

JJJ haggles,but his heart's not in it.He's staring fixedly at the Spideysuit.

JJJ
I'llgive you fifty bucks.
HOMELESS MAN
A hundred.
JJJ
Seventy-five.
80

EXT. UNIVERSITY- DAY

Peter comes upout of the subway, carryinga knapsack. Part of a stream ofother students.

Walks past analley, sees THREE MEN standingtogether. None of them savorylooking. Two are clearlythreatening the third. They riflethe pockets of his jacket.They snatch a little parcel.Slap him.

Peter's face,wrestling with the problem.Should he do something? Hetakes a deep breath and keepson walking. Hesitant at first,then steadily.

81

INT. JJJ'S OFFICE— NIGHT

Late editorialmeeting. The costume hangsconspicuously from the door. STAFFERSkeep sneaking glancesat it as JJJ harangues them.

JJJ picks upa front page proof. Headline:SPIDEY PLAYS POSSUM!

JJJ
Spider-Manhas put himself intoa one-manwitness protection program. He'sin hiding. And it's goingto bemy personal mission, and yours, toroot him out! Expose him tothe light!There's no hiding fromthe truth,let's show him that!
(beat)
That'sall I have so far. You peoplefigure out the rest.

They all getup and file out. Some groans.ROBBIE ROBERSTON turns as he'sleaving, pausing by the costume.Sniffs.

ROBBIE
Lighterfluid.

He goes out.Shuts the door.

Jonah goes overto the suit. Regards it.Leans forward. Sniffs it. Aweird idea comes into hisbrain. He starts to unbutton hisshirt.

82

INT. JJJ'S OFFICE— NIGHT

We're watchinghim, maybe through the window.He pulls the mask down overhis head, completing thecostume. Naturally it's not a perfectfit.

He poses stiffly,movements awkward. Thenhe catches sight of himself in amirror. Strikes a pose. Another.

A parody of Spidey'scharacteristic moves.Finally he does the upside-downhook'em horns webshootingthing. We leave him having a shamelessamount of fun.

83

INT. DITKOVICH'SHOUSE - DINING ROOM

The next morningPeter wakes up in bed.Sits up, blinking, pressing at hiship.

He picks up BiomolecularChemistry. Holdsit close, far, close. Readablebut a little blurry. Hesmiles.

Gets out of bed.Maybe he's shrunken abit.

He goes overto a wallpapered wall andlays his palm against it. It slidesa quarter inch; he smiles.It sticks. He frowns. He creepsup the wall and ontothe ceiling. Hangs there. Dropsonto the floor. Not yet.

He FIRES a strandof web. It shoots clearand thin. Then weirdly it SPUTTERS.FOAMS UP.

He shakes hishand at the wrist. Shootsagain. Another clear strand shootsout and hits his knapsack.Jerks it back to him. But somethingis changing.

PETER
It'sworking.

He's delighted.

84

INT. DITKOVICH'SHOUSE - STAIRS - DAY

Peter comes flyingdown the stairs.

PETER
Ditkovich!Ditkovich!

He gives an exuberantlittle kick at thebottom of the stairs. Loseshis footing. Falls on hisass.

Ditkovich looksdown at him. Peter's noteven embarrassed.

PETER (CONT'D)
Whata klutz, huh?
(grins)
I needto use the phone.

INTERCUT - PETERAND MJ

MJ is doing yoga.In Downward Dog posewhen the phone rings.

MJ
Hello?
PETER
MJ?It's Peter. I-- I want tosee you.

She doesn't sayanything.

PETER (CONT'D)
I wantto take you out. Afteryour show.Tonight. I thought we could havedinner. I've made a few changes.
MJ
I can't,Peter. Even if I wantedto seeyou. Which I'm not totallysure thatI do. I already have plans.
PETER
WithOtto Octavius?

She's taken bysurprise by this.

MJ
I don'tthink that's any of your business,Peter. Goodbye.

She hangs up,leaving Peter looking puzzled.

85

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - NIGHT

Otto's singingin the shower. The showeris actually a hazmat-exposurerinse. He towels off. Singing"Tonight" from West Side Story.

In his exuberance,he is being WATCHEDby the Rig. After a moment he approachesthe Rig. Reaches upto touch it.

OTTO
(just kidding around)
Youjealous? Silly thing. Youknow whatyou and I have is special.

A moment of doubt.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Actually,I almost wish I could takeyou with me. Don't feellike quitesuch a fool with you around. Mustbe the endorphin push.

He looks around.Peels off his shirt.

86

INT. MARTIN BECKTHEATER - STAGE - NIGHT

MJ's on stage,singing. We do a kind ofCitizen Kane rise up into the catwalkshigh above the stage.

Peter Parkerdangles by a thread. Upsidedown. Listening as MJ's voice rises.

87

INT. QUEENS HOTDOG STAND - NIGHT

Otto and MJ carryinga couple of dogs apiecetoward the counter. It'svery crowded. Otto's wearinghis long coat.

MJ
Thanksfor indulging me. I know it'sa long way to come for ahot dog.But these are the best.
OTTO
I'venever been to Queens before.

Otto stumbles.Two 'pods shoot out of thebottom of his coat and arrest hisfall.

He rights himself,blushing. No one hasnoticed but us. He takes a bite.

OTTO (CONT'D)
It'sa very good hot dog.
MJ
I reallyneeded it.
OTTO
I'msorry the show's not getting anyeasier for you.
MJ
It'slike there's this pane of glassbetween me and the audience. Theycan see me and hear me,but theycan't feel me.
OTTO
Idon't agree. I think you'rethe mostmarvelously expressive performerI've ever witnessed.

MJ beams foran instant, then cracks up,then looks at him.

MJ
You'resort of gaga over me,aren't you?
OTTO
Sortof. I hope that's okay.
MJ
Ithink so.
OTTO
Iknow we haven't known eachother forvery long. But I--

He winces,and reaches involuntarily forhis side.

MJ
Youokay?
OTTO
Badback.

Through theplate-glass windows we cansee Peter watching them from outon the street.

88

EXT. STREETCORNER- NIGHT

Otto and MJstand a foot apart.

OTTO
Sowhat do you want to do, now?
MJ
Idon't know.
OTTO
Wouldyou like--
(flinches)
Wouldyou like to come to myplace? Myhome, this time. Not my lab. I'vebeen working on a Mozarttrio.
MJ (confused)
Youhave another Rig at home?

Oops.

OTTO
Well,sort of. You see--

TWO BIG BAD MENpass. One bumps into Otto.Kind of hard.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Hey,watch it, man.

The BBM ignoreshim. Otto starts after,with those freaky octopus eyes.

MJ
Otto...

Otto seems torise up, weirdly looming.

OTTO
I don'tknow why human beings persistin believing that mere physicalbulk confers some sortof evolutionaryadvantage.

The BBM feelsa tap on his shoulder. It'sa 'pod, natch.

MAN
Yeah?

The 'pods snakeout around Otto, fataland alert.

On MJ She looks fullyas if the flesh of theguy that she's sort of getting a crushon has suddenly sproutedfour steel arms. Otto and thefaithful Rig make short workof the two men.

Otto turns backto MJ, hanging in the air.Aglow with the work out. Hurricaneeyes. SIRENS in thedistance.

OTTO
Wewanted to show you what weare.
89

EXT. STREETCORNER- ANOTHER VIEW

Peter is watchingfrom a distance as Ottobursts out into strange bloom.

PETER
Ohoh.

Starts to runtoward them. Then stops.Looks around. Sees:

EXCELSIOR SOUVENIRSHOP

He dashes inand looks around. Finds aSpider-Man replica t shirt.

Grabs it, anda Big Apple ski mask. Runsout of the shop with the SHOPOWNERrunning after him.

As he runs hepulls on the long-sleevedT-shirt and mask.

90

EXT. STREETCORNER- ON OTTO AND MJ

The arms retractand Otto comes to her,his clothing in tatters. Shebacks away. Turns. Tries torun.

A 'pod lazilyretrieves her. Whips heraround.

OTTO (plural voice)
Lookat us!

She meets hisgaze. He looks tenderly ather. SIREN getting louder.

OTTO
(normal voice)
You'reso lovely.

The fingertipof the 'pod strokes her cheekwith the same tenderness. Ick.

MJ
Getaway from me!

She tries toduck free of the 'pod. Hewon't let go.

SPIDER-MAN
(O.S.)
Letgo of her.

Otto turns. SeesPeter standing there.Laughs.

OTTO
We'reout of candy, kid. You'll haveto TP the house.
SPIDER-MAN
Puther down!

He flies at Otto.Otto sidesteps him and,reinforcing his grip on MJ, startsto flee up the sideof a building. On top of the buildingthey start to fight.

A leaping pursuitacross the rooftops.Elevated tracks in the distance.On the next to last rooftopbefore the tracks, Otto turns. Thefight begins.

It's not a fairfight; Otto his hamperedby holding MJ. Otto looks atMJ: reproach in his eyes.Then he sets her gently down.And leaps over to the nextbuilding.

Spider-Man goesto MJ. She shakes his arm.

MJ
Goget him. Please. He's notbad.

Peter peers ather through the eyeholesof the ski mask.

PETER
Doyou...Do you love him?
MJ
He'smy friend. He's angry. And dangerous.Please, Spider-Man. Don'tlet him hurt himself.

Spider-Man nods.And goes after Otto. Chaseshim across the last rooftopbefore the tracks. Otto hesitateson the ledge. Spider-Man fliesat him headfirst. HITSand they both tumble over the sideof the building.

"TRAIN SEQUENCE"(TR)

They fall ontothe elevated tracks thatrun alongside the building.

A train is passingat that moment. Theysmash down onto the top of it andare carried along the rushingtracks. Otto rights himself.Gets to his feet.

OTTO
I'mready. Come on.

Spidey risesand then it's basically afive mile long version of King of theHill, at high speed. Ormaybe the myth of Sisyphus. Ottodigs at the head of thecar, and Spidey comes after him. AndOtto throws him off, andSpidey comes after him.

Every time hefalls off the train, somethingworse happens to Spider-Man thanthe time before. It's brutal.But he always climbs back on.

At one pointSpidey manages to get rightonto Otto's back. He gets his handin at the root of the 'podsand grabs hold of the Latch. Pullson it. It SNAPS and swingsfree. Still attached. Butuseless. And Otto HURLS himoff the train. Spidey climbsback on.

After the Latchbusts, Otto just keepsgetting stronger. But we notice thatSpidey seems to be tiring.He's winded. So it makes Ottoangry that Spidey keepson coming. He knocks Spidey off again,and then smashes in thewindow of the car beneath his feet,reaches in with his 'pods.

He starts yankingpeople right out andtossing them to the side. Spider-Mansnares them all in webs.The last time, his webbing SPUTTERSbefore it fires.

Finally Ottorips the controls right outof the car. Then he jumps off thetrain. Spider-Man wants togo after him. But the trainis now hurtling out of control.He can't just leave it.

He stays. Andit's a good thing, becausea big L-bend in the tracks is comingup. And the train is goingmuch too fast to take the turn.

Spider-Man managesto get all the passengersevacuated to the rear half ofthe train.

Then he getsbehind the first three cars(now empty), right in down between,and cuts the lead onesloose. Gives them a mighty push.They race ahead, smash throughthe guard rail, and PLUNGE overthe side of the elevated.

Now Spider-Manhas to stop the part withthe PASSENGERS. He jumps down infront of the car that's nowthe lead. Plants his legs againstthe speeding track itself.Railroad ties SNAP-SNAP-SNAPand the momentum slows.But not enough.

Finally, webSPUTTERING, at the very limitof his strength, Spider-Man stringshis own body betweenbuildings with webbing, makinghimself into the focusof a giant slingshot, with all thosetons of train shoving rightup against him. And the trainslows. And slows. And slows.And stops. The Passengers CHEER.

Utterly spent,his makeshift costume tattered,gaping holes in his mask,Spider-Man hangs over theabyss, clinging to the edge, held inplace by the tension of hiswebbing against the bulk of the trainbehind him. And then--

AT HIS WRISTS
The webbing givesout. For good. The spinneretsFOAM OVER like emptiedaerosol cans.

He hangs suspendedfor a moment. Then falls--

And is caught,by the Passengers. Leaningout of the front windows of thetrain.

They drag himback in and lay him on thefloor. His mask is so torn and stretchedthat you can seemore than half his face.

The passengerslook down at him. Then ANOLDER MAN reaches down and tugsthe mask back over Spider'man'sface. Looks up at the others:Anybody got a problem withmy doing that?

Nobody does.

91

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - NIGHT

Otto stumblesback into the lab. He's crying.He backs into the coupler andactivates it. It advancesto a certain point and then stalls.Tries it again; nothing.

His hand reachesfor the Latch. It's loose;he remembers in

FLASHBACK - FIGHT
As Spider-ManBUSTS the latch while tryingto decouple Otto.
PRESENT MOMENT- LAB
A glinting black'pod joins his hand onthe Latch. They are together forevernow. A look on Otto'sface of inexpressible rapture or possiblyunbearable pain. Hesinks to the ground.
92

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - DAY

Early the nextmorning. One of the GRADUATEASSISTANTS lets lets herselfin. Wearing headphones, listeningto the Flaming Lips. Nicesttime of the day.

Singing along,hangs up coat, turns onlights. Takes a moment or two to sensethat something is amiss.Doffs the headphones. Turnsto look at: THE EMPTY COUPLER Cables danglingloose.

This pretty muchfreaks out the GraduateAssistant completely.

ASSISTANT
ProfessorOctavius?
OTTO
Lies on the floor,naked, in the rig. Weirdfluid seeping from the flesh/machineinterface. The assistantgoes for the phone, stabsout a code.
ASSISTANT (CONT'D)
Thisis Gretchen McCord, in the Anansilab. I need help. I need doctors.A lot of doctors.

An ALARM beginsto sound.

93

INT. RESEARCHCENTER - CORRIDOR - DAY

A special teamof commando DOCTORS, extremesurgeons, rush along, wheelingequipment and gear. They'relike Helmut Newton doctors,packing in a portable operatingtheater.

94

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - DAY

Converted toan impromptu surgery. Ottolies on a table with the 'pods wiltingaround him.

The X-docs goto work. They're wearingmirrored eyeshades and using laser instruments.It's a complicatedballet of machinery andsurgeons and blood. The ANESTHESIOLOGIST monitors theEKG.

DOCTOR 1
Jesus!Look at his tissue! It's changingso fast you can seeit.
DOCTOR 2
Hisautoimmune function is breaking downcompletely.
DOCTOR 3
TheRig's like a parasite...that's goingto kill its host.
DOCTOR 4
Unlesswe kill him first by trying toremove it.

The pace of theEKG ratchets up a notch.

ANESTHESIOLOGIST
I mayneed to give him a little more.So are we going to do thisor not?

The doctors lookat each other.

DOCTOR 3
Allright. Come on.

The Anesthesiologistprepares to turn upthe gas on Otto. One of the 'podsstirs faintly. Unobserved.It's diode pulses. Takesin the situation.

The surgeonstake up their instruments.

From the pseudpod,a soft WHIRR as we traveldown

INTO THE PODITSELF
Into its systems.Impulses sent to a fabricationunit. A complicated organicmolecule takes rapidshape, then a dozen more like it,and we follow them back outof the fab.

The moleculesare pumped directly intoanother system: Otto's nervous system.Up the spine, toward thebrain.

A soft feminineVOICE wells up, muffled.Almost sounds like it's saying,Wake up, Otto.

OTTO'S BODY
We travel upalong his hips and chest,through his neck and up to
HIS EYES
They snap open.
OTTO
I'mawake.

With a ROAR hecomes to life. The 'podswindmill and lash and flail. A tornadoor turbine.

Within moments,Otto stands surroundedby bodies. He's bleeding himself.

The servo ofa 'pseudopod TRILLS softly.The other 'pods gather near it,and turn their attentionas one on Otto. Darting, flexing,the 'pods go to workon Otto's wounds. One cleans with aswab. One secretes an ointment.One radiates a healing light.And one pours him a glassof brandy. He knocks it back. Sighs.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Allright. System report.

He appears tobe LISTENING to a voice inhis head, a soft feminine MURMURwe can almost make out.Winces.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Jesus,that's disgusting. Howlong dowe have?
(listening)
I'mgoing to have to try theparity chip.

He goes overto the tray. Of course it'snot there.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Spider-Man!He stole it--or Parker stoleit for him.
(listens)
No,no time to fab a new one.

His VOICE thickensas he shift to the plural,as if another strand had beenwoven into it.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Weneed to find another meansof attainingsystem equilibrium.
95

INT. ANANSI PROJECTLABORATORY - CONTINUOUS

Otto opens oneof the X-doctors' portablelockers. Stacked with their rubberizedscrub-jumpsuits.Holds it up. Yes, it will do. The'pods take it from him.

THE 'PODS
Go to work modifyingthe uniform. A blade.A needle. A heat sealer. Thenthey hand it back to Otto.He holds it up; now it can fit aroundthe rig.
96

INT. LABORATORY- NIGHT

Otto checks himselfout in a mirror overa sink. Pretty styling. He lookscloser.

HIS EYES
Colored stormsrace across them. The surfaceof Jupiter. This won't do.He picks up a pair of eyeshields.

Electrochromiclenses that darken at atouch. He darkens them, then smilesat the man in the reflection:Doc Ock.

OTTO
Notbad for a dying man.
97

INT. MARTIN BECKTHEATER — REHEARSAL ROOM- DAY

MJ is takingsome coaching from a WOMANAT A PIANO. Trying to find around athorny note in her song.The DIRECTOR of Bride! pokesin his head.

DIRECTOR
MJ?Talk to you a minute?

MJ looks at thePianist. The Pianist knows.Looks away.

98

INT. DIRECTOR'SOFFICE - DAY

MJ's talkingfast as he ushers her in.

MJ
Bobby,I know I keep screwingup my blockingin the scene with the couch.
DIRECTOR
You'vebeen fine.
MJ
I'vebeen working all day with Renard--
DIRECTOR
Sitdown.

She sits. He slidesa box of mints acrossthe desk.

MJ
No,thank you.
DIRECTOR
Takeone. It's a proven fact that it'sharder to cry if you havea mintin your mouth.

She doesn't getit. Then she gets it.

MJ
Whenis she coming back?
DIRECTOR
Tomorrownight. She's strong andin goodvoice, and she's all readyto go.
MJ
Well.I'm glad to hear that. Itwas a greatlearning experience forme, and--
DIRECTOR
I'mglad you feel that way, MJ,I reallyam. But, well, there's one morething I have to tell you.

She cocks herhead, curious, no idea whatit could be.

DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
Please,have a mint.

She takes a mint.

DIRECTOR (CONT'D)
AllieBlack is going to take over as theShepherdess. And as Mrs. Frankenstein'sunderstudy.

MJ's eyes fillwith tears. She goes pale.

MJ
What?Why? Bobby, why?
DIRECTOR
Well,I just think, and Howard agreeswith me, that it wouldbe best.Overall. It's not you,MJ. It'sthe show. It's just notthe bestfit. For you.

MJ is in shocknow. She nods, rises, headsfor the door. Before she goesout she turns back. Beingbrave.

MJ
Bobby,can I ask you something?Do youthink I have any talent?
DIRECTOR
Talent?Yes. And guts. Looks,too, ifyou don't mind my saying so. But--
MJ
Butwhat?
DIRECTOR
Nothing.
MJ
Comeon. You'll be doing me a favor.
DIRECTOR
Youseem to have a hard time openingup. Really connectingto theaudience. There's something brokenway down inside of youthat youdon't want to let out. Most peopledon't. But actors haveto.

She nods, bitterly.She knows. She slipsout.

99

EXT. THEATER- DAY

MJ stands outsidethe theater. Bills aregoing up over the posters, nextto the words DEIRDRE DUNN,that read HER TRIUMPHANT RETURN.It's raining. Maybeit's even starting to snow. She juststands there, crushed.

FOOTSTEPS. It'sRenard, walking into thetheater. He sees her, and thenstarts to act like he didn't.

MJ
Renard?
RENARD
Oh!
(bad acting)
MJ Hi.Hey. I heard.
MJ
I shouldhave known. I don't know whyI ever thought I--
RENARD
Yeah,that's tough. I know how you'refeeling.

Somehow not quitesincere.

MJ
No,you don't. There's only one personwho knows how I'm feeling rightnow.
100

INT. PETER'S ROOM- DAY

Peter is on thephone. He's a wreck, battered,cut.

RECEPTIONIST
(O.S.)
Centerfor Biomimetic Research.
PETER
Dr.Octavius, please?
RECEPTIONIST
Justa moment.
HARSH VOICE
(O.S.)
Whois this?
PETER
I'ma... friend... of Dr. Octavius.
HARSH VOICE
(O.S.)
Dr.Octavius has resigned his appointment.Who is this?

Peter hangs up.Spooked. A KNOCK at his bedroomdoor. He jumps.

PETER
Yeah?

Ditkovich opensthe door.

DITKOVICH
Prettygirl is here.
101

INT. DITKOVICH'SHOUSE - DAY

Peter comes downthe stairs. MJ is standingin the living room. They lookat each other; he readsher sadness.

PETER
Whathappened?

She goes to himand bursts into tears.He holds her. Strokes her hair. Shelooks up at him.

MJ
You'rewearing your glasses.
102

EXT. CONEY ISLAND- BOARDWALK - DUSK

They walk alongthe deserted boardwalk.Snow flurries.

PETER
Thoseguys are crazy, MJ. That's allI can say. I saw you. Youwere awesome.

She turns tolook at him.

MJ
Yousaw me? When did you seeme?
PETER
Oh,I dropped in the other night. Youwere fantastic! You put everythingyou have out there,MJ. Everythingyou are. Right upfront. Youalways have. That's whatI've always...
MJ
What?That's what you alwayswhat?

He puts his armaround her. She leavesit there.

103

INT. DINER -NIGHT

Peter drinkscoffee. MJ's eating a hugesundae.

PETER
I knowwhat a jerk I've been.I understandwhy you got mad atme. I saidI would always be therefor you,and then I wasn't.
(MORE)
PETER (CONT'D)
ButI swear to you, MJ, thingsare goingto be different now.

She rolls hereyes.

PETER (CONT'D)
What?I'm serious.
MJ
Whyare things going to be differentnow? Because you started wearingyour glasses again?
PETER
Because--Ican't tell you. Butyou don'tneed to worry about it, becauseI have changed, and--

But MJ's gettingsteamed.

MJ
Youcan't tell me? You can't tell me!Peter Parker, if you can'ttell me,if you can't trust me, then nothinghas changed at all! Youand yourlittle boy secrets!

She pushes awaythe ice cream.

MJ (CONT'D)
Callme when you're ready to grow up!

PEOPLE are staring.Timidly Peter raisesa finger.

PETER
Check,please.
MJ
Isn'tthere one semi-normal, grown up humanmale in this whole goddamn city?

The WAITRESS bringsthe check.

WAITRESS
I hopethat was a rhetorical question.

Peter takes outhis wallet. As he opens hiswallet, he already knowswhat he will find in it.

It's empty.

PETER
I,uh, I need to get to an ATM.

MJ, disgusted,yanks open her purse. Scramblesup from the table.

MJ
Yeah.Things have really changeda lot.

MJ shakes herhead, tosses down a twenty,walks out.

104

EXT. MINEO'SPIZZA - NIGHT

Peter approaches.GIBREEL is out front,struggling to attach a hot box tothe back of his motorscooter.It tumbles. Peter lurchesto grab it but PIZZAS goscattering everywhere. GIBREEL is frantic.Peter tries to helphim gather them.

PETER
Samething happened to me onetime.

Mr. Aziz comesout.

MR. AZIZ
PeterParker!
105

INT. MINEO'SPIZZA - NIGHT

Peter standssupplicant, Mr. Aziz shakinghis head. The phone RINGS and RINGS.

PETER
It'sjust I'm flat broke, Mr.Aziz. Pleasegive me another chance.
MR. AZIZ
I amsorry, Peter, but following yourdownsizement I have been obligedto hire my nephews from home.

He nods his headtoward SALADIN, who isengaged in fatal combat with around of dough.

MR. AZIZ (CONT'D)
Ifanything they are even less competentthan you, but theyare family.

He reaches forthe phone.

MR. AZIZ (CONT'D)
Yes,yes, Mineo's.

VIEW THROUGHTHE WINDOW

As Gibreel puttersaway on his scooter.The hotbox comes loose and smashesagainst the street.

Before Mr. Azizcan react, SPIDER-MAN walksin. Not Spider man. A guy ina realistic Spidey mask.With a big Glock. Brandishes ittoward Peter, then Mr. Aziz.

Saladin holdsup the sagging round of dough.

SPIDEY HOOD
Okay,Hadji, give me everythingyou got.

Mr. Aziz triesto smile.

MR. AZIZ
Allright, but I hope you havea verymodest habit, my friend, becausethis is not going tobuy youmuch of a fix.
SPIDEY HOOD
Shutup!

He CLUBS Mr.Aziz on the head with hisgun.

Peter throwshimself on the hood. Triesto get a choke-hold on him.

The hood elbowsPeter, then punches himhard in the stomach. Peter tries tograb him again. The hoodsmashes him over the head with hisgun. Peter sags to the floor.

The hood snatchesall the cash from theregister.

Mr. Aziz comesover and helps Peter tohis feet. Mr. Aziz is crying.

MR. AZIZ
Thankyou, Peter. You are a very goodperson.

Peter staggersto his feet.

106

INT. HARRY'SAPARTMENT - DAY

Harry's sleepingin the middle of the day,face down. Bottles by thebed. A CLUNK. His eyes unstick.ANOTHER WEIRD METALLIC CLUNK.Harry sits up. It soundslike it's coming from the otherside of his titanium securityshutters.

He hits the securitypanel. An image ofthe lobby station. The guard isdead.

BRRRONG. Theshutters are ripped open.Doc Ock steps in from five storiesup. ALARMS are screaming.

OTTO
I don'thave time to waste, Osborn. I needmoney. Lots of it. Quickly. Anda well-equipped laboratory.

He takes a smallenvelope from his pocket,holds it out to Harry.

OTTO (CONT'D)
That'smy Christmas list, Santa. Accountnumbers. Suppliers. The addressI want it all sent to.
(grins)
I'mgoing free-lance.
HARRY
Thisis nuts, Otto. Are you nuts? Youkilled one of my securityguys!
(points to window)
Youtrashed five million dollars worthof bomb shielding! Whatthe hell'syour problem?
OTTO
Wemust achieve system equilibrium. Ottocan't survive in this intermediatestate.
HARRY
Ottocan't?

He looks curiouslyat Ock. There's somethingdifferent--the weird pluralvoice. Ock masters it.

OTTO
I needSpider-Man.

That gets Harry'sinterest.

OTTO (CONT'D)
I needhis body. Not all of it, justhis immune system. Well,and hisspine. And all of his bone marrow.
HARRY
Hisspine?
OTTO
Allyou need to know is thatin returnfor your--corporate support--forthis procedure...I guaranteeyou that transitionto thenext level of human evolution will...unavoidably...kill Spider- Man.

There's a distantrising TROMP of feet.A POUNDING on the outer doors.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Thinkit over, Junior. What would yourfather want you to do?
SECURITY
(O.S.)
Mr.Osborn! Mr. Osborn!

Harry looks atOtto, who tosses the envelopeat him. Harry fumbles the catch.

Otto leaps outthrough the window. TheSECURITY MEN burst in, looking around.

SECURITY MAN
Mr.Osborn! Are you all right?
107

EXT. QUEENS CEMETERY- DAY

A black Mercedespulls up amid the rollinggray surf of a Queens cemetery.A CHAUFFEUR gets out andcomes around the car. Opens thedoor for Harry.

Harry gets outand looks around at the.Barren, wintry. He hates it here.

108

EXT. CEMETERY- NORMAN'S GRAVE - DAY

Harry standsin front of the headstone.A hint of spookiness in drift of leavesacross the grave.

HARRY
Dad.I know that you were a manof honor.A man who always playedby therules. And I know I'm not supposedto take the law intomy ownhands.

Mocking LAUGHTER.Harry gazes at the thirteenunlucky letters: NORMAN OSBORN.

NORMAN OSBORN
(O.S.)
"Iknow I'm not supposed to take thelaw into my own hands." Whata pussy!
HARRY
Dad--
NORMAN OSBORN
Yousaw what Spider-Man did tome. He'splaying by a different sentof rules.Rules for men. Let this Octopusdo it for you, if you aren'tman enough to do it yourself.But if he fails...I expectyou to avenge me.

Harry falls downonto his knees. Collapseson the grave.

HARRY
I will.I swear!
109

INT. LIMOUSINE- DAY

Harry flips openhis cell phone, punchesa number. Dirt from the grave onhis cheek.

HARRY
Octavius?Osborn. You'll get everythingyou need.
110

INT. BUGLE -DAY

Peter walks intothe city room, towardJameson's office. He stops when hesees:

THROUGH THE PARTITION
Harry and JJJ,talking urgently. On thedoor behind Harry, Peter sees:
HIS COSTUME
The sight ofhis shocks him.

He walks up toBetty Brant's desk.

BETTY
Youback on the job?
PETER
I'mhoping to be.
BETTY
You sure know howto pick your moments.
JJJ
(O.S.)
You change your mind?!
111

INT. JJJ'S OFFICE — DAY

JJJ and Harry are face to face.

JJJ
You can't promisea ten million dollar reward andthen change your mind! I've stokedthe greed and bloodlust of eightmillion people to a fever pitch!You're just going to turn your backon that?

Harry is strangely cool. Coolerthan we've ever seen him.

HARRY
I've found a moreeffective means of obtaining my end.
JJJ
Yeah? And what isthat?
HARRY
You'll know soonenough.
JJJ
Oh, really? Tellme this, Osborn... How do I know thatyou aren't Spider-Man? Eh? Maybethis whole reward thing wasjust an elaborate dodge. And now that'sthings are getting a littlehot for you, you want to call it off!Your father was a strange character,I always thought so. Maybeyou're a little strange, yourself.

Jabs that Jameson finger atHarry.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Now go home, andleave the running of a public smearcampaign to the people who reallyknow what they're doing.

Harry grabs the finger andcrumples it in his fist. Jameson snatches it back, wincing.

HARRY
You'rejust a grandstanding hack, Jameson!You don't know whatit's liketo want revenge so bad youcan tasteit!

Harry stalksout, brushes past Peter. Peterreaches out to him.

PETER
Harry?Harry, what's going on?

Harry whirls,furious, about to strike.The wire lattice embedded in thesafety glass of the partitioncasts a grid of shadow acrossPeter's face; it looks likewebbing.

Harry peers atPeter, fixedly, then turnsand walks out.

JJJ turns toPeter, sucking on his sorefinger. Peter eyes the costume.

JJJ
Jesus,Parker, how many timesdo I haveto fire you?
112

EXT. AUNT MAY'SHOUSE - DAY

A sunny day.Geraniums. Otto notices thegeraniums by the door. Rings.Aunt May's there.

MAY
Yes?
OTTO
Excuseme. I'm looking for Peter Parker.

Sorrow on theold woman's face at the name.

MAY
Heisn't here. Do you mind my askingwhat this concerns? Areyou a friendof Peter's?
OTTO
Weshare a hobby.
MAY
Whathobby is that?
OTTO
Spider-Man.
MAY
Spider-Man?
(nods)
Onelook at you and I shouldhave known.
OTTO
Please.

There's a WHIRRbut it's Otto's own meatarm that shoots out. He clutches AuntMay. WHIRRING. Otto strugglesagainst a murderous impulsein the 'pods.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Please!It's very urgent. Whereis Parker?
MAY
I haven'tseem him in over aweek! Wehad an argument, I threw him out.I don't know where he is!And that'sthe truth.

She's lying.But doubt creases Otto's face.May sees it. And suddenly feargives way to something else.Anger. Pride. Will to live.

MAY (CONT'D)
NowI'll thank you to take your handoff of me!

Otto's surprised.So is May. He retractshis hand.

OTTO
Wewill find Spider-Man. We will flushhim out.
MAY
Youdo that. Just leave Peter Parkeralone.

"OCK'S RAMPAGE"

Three scenesof urban destruction.

113

EXT. PRADA -DAY

Ock alights outsidethe flagship store.Goes "shopping." Trashes the place,terrifies fellow shoppers.Goes out with cool new clothes.As he's walking out hesays, with panache:

OTTO
Myname is Otto Octavius. I ama madscientist. I'm looking for Spider-Man.
114

EXT. LINCOLNTUNNEL - DAY

Cars lined upheading out of town, trafficstalled. Drivers touchy. Suddenlya car FLIES right outof the tunnel. Lands on and crushessome other cars.

Another car fliesout. Then another. Afew more besides. Then there's a METALLICGROANING and SCRAPING.

Ock emerges,dragging an ARMORED CAR behindhim. He tosses cars in frontof the tunnel mouth to oneside. Clears a space. Then ripsopen the armored car.

People leap fromtheir cars to harvestthe whirling money. Quickly theyturn savage, fighting eachother, slipping and sliding on theice as they chase the money.

Otto stridesamong them. Hangs over them.They stop fighting and look up.

OTTO
Myname is Otto Octavius, I ama madscientist. The destructionwill notstop until Spider-Man surrendershimself to me.
115

EXT. ROSE SPACECENTER - DAY

Otto smasheshis way into the building,shattering the huge windows, scatteringschoolchildren.

116

INT. SPACE CENTER- DAY

He heads straightfor the Willamette Meteorite.

TOUR GUIDE
...foundin Oregon, weighingover 15tons...
OTTO
It'scloser to sixteen.

He digs in the'pods. Grips the Meteorite.

Pulls. Pulls.Pulls. And UPROOTS it. Carriesright out of the museum.

117

INT. FIFTH AVENUE- DAY

Otto stalks downthe avenue swinging thespace rock at the end of his 'podslike an enormous mace.Gouging huge chunks out of buildingson either side.

118

INT. WASHINGTONSQUARE PARK - DAY

Otto winds uplike a cricket bowler andthen hurls the meteorite throughWashington Square Arch.

He turns to aHORRIFIED CROWD who cowernearby.

OTTO
I'msure you know who I am bynow. Letme repeat. Spider-Man is responsiblefor the fate of New YorkCity.

Turns to a WOMAN.Gently.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Didyou get that?
WOMAN
Spider-Manis responsible.
OTTO
Thankyou.
WOMAN
You'rewelcome.

Otto stalks away.We get a good look athim as he goes by. He looks bad. Thetoll on his tissues is becomingvisible; tracery of blackwebbing across his skin.

TELEVISION NEWSREPORT
Features footageof Ock's reign of terror.
REPORTER
Asthe carnage continues, Denise, onequestion is increasinglyon the mindof New Yorkers--where is Spider-Man?If he won't give himselfup to Octavius-- why doesn'the stop him?
119

INT. PETER'SROOM - DAY

Peter watchesthe broadcast on a tiny B&WTV.

He looks as ifhe's been lying there motionlessfor days. Weeks. Unshaven.In pajamas. In a bad way.

WOMAN ONTV
...he told us thatSpider-Man is responsible for this.
(to camera)
Spider-Man, please.Do as he says. Peter's hand straysto the place on his hip where hemade the injection.
REPORTER
Back to you, Denise.
GIRL TALKINGHEAD
Thank you, Rhonda.And, now, here in the studio, wehave JJ Jameson, publisher of theNew York Daily Bugle. In recentdays, your paper had been taking someof the credit for apparently drivingSpider Man into hiding. Nowthat he doesn't seem to want to comeout of hiding, do you feel yourpaper deserves some of the blamefor--
JJJ
(ON TV)
For the fact thatSpider-Man is a damn coward? Absolutelynot! As much as I deplorethis Doctor Octopus character'smethods--
GIRL TALKINGHEAD
Doctor Octopus?
JJJ
(ON TV)
That's what we'regoing with, what do you think?

A KNOCK on the door. Soft,at first. Peter ignores it.Then LOUDER.

MAY
(O.S.)
Peter?

Panic. Peter switches off thetelevision. Makes a frantic, doomed attempt to tidy theroom. Gives up. Goes to openthe door.

Aunt May comes in, carryinggrocery bags and a baked good. Tries to conceal her distasteat the room.

MAY (CONT'D)
Well,isn't this--snug. Here,I madeyou some soup, and your favorite,a Boston cream pie.Real whippedcream.
PETER
Youcame all the way over here-- withsoup?
MAY
AndBoston cream pie.
PETER
AuntMay, haven't you seen the news?Don't you know what's happeningout there?
MAY
Thetrains are still running.If thetrains are still running,it mustbe all right.
(beat)
AndI haven't heard from youin so long,dear. I'm worried aboutyou, Peter,you don't look well. Come downstairsand have some soup.
120

INT. KITCHEN- NIGHT

Peter sits atthe table while Aunt Mayputs a bowl of soup in front of him.He digs right in. Days sincehe ate.

MAY
Youknow, that awful Octopus.He camelooking for you. Earlier today.

The spoon stopshalfway to his mouth. Freakedby this.

PETER
Hecame to see you? Why?
MAY
Hesaid that he was looking for SpiderMan.

She's fiddlingwith the Boston cream pie.Not looking at him.

MAY (CONT'D)
Forsome reason he seemed tofeel thatyou might know where tofind him.

A long pause.Then Peter goes back lessheartily to his soup.

MAY (CONT'D)
I can'tsay that he was a verynice man.

She pokes a fingerinto his soup, tastesit.

MAY (CONT'D)
I senthim packing.
(beat)
Toomuch dill.
PETER
AuntMay. The last time we...at thehouse... what I told you...
MAY
Youshould have told me sooner.And I shouldhave forgiven you before now.It would have been so much easierfor both of us.
PETER
I wouldhave liked that. Things haven'tbeen very easy at all.

Tears in hiseyes.

MAY
Peter,I understand the burdenthat you'vebeen carrying.
PETER
No,you don't.
MAY
Yes,I think I do. The senseof guilt.Of responsibility.
PETER
I'mso sick of that word.
MAY
Butthat's how life is, Peter.

She slices hima piece of Boston creampie (really a cake).

MAY (CONT'D)

Responsibilitiesare thrust onyou. Calamities.Tragedies. Throughno faultof your own. And you sit,and yousay--

PETER
Whyme?
MAY
Yes,you say, why me? And the answeris, you'll never knowthe answerto that.

She looks atthe pie--why not? Cuts herselfa piece. Takes a bite.

MAY (CONT'D)
Mmm.Not bad. But the real question youshould asking is not, whyme? It's,what are you going to do aboutit?
(beat)
Myparticular answer to that questionis, to bring my only nephewsome chicken noodle soupand a Bostoncream pie.

He isn't cryinganymore. He's just listening,and eating pie.

MAY (CONT'D)
I don'twhat the answer is foryou, Peter.But you do.
PETER
It'sso hard, Aunt May. I justwant tohave a normal life. The kindof life--
MAY
Thatdoesn't break your heart?
(beat)
Thatwould be nice, wouldn'tit? Normal,I don't think so.
121

EXT. RUINED PIER- NIGHT

Doc Ock's secretlair. It hums with activitywithin.

122

INT. SECRET LAIR- NIGHT

A laboratoryis in place. Much of the equipmentlabeled Oscorp Systems,Inc. Ock has been workingall night. He steps away from makingadjustments to a nasty-lookingsurgical table. Sits downin a chair.

Harry is there,irritated, strung out.

HARRY
Whydon't you have him yet? Whatam I payingyou for?
OTTO
Hewon't come out... I can'tflush him.

Two 'pods snakeout and grab a can of soda,a slice of pizza. The other twotake hold of one of his meatarm. One jacks in a blood probe.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Howis it?
HARRY
Howis what?
OTTO
I'mnot talking to you!

Otto looks overat:

A MONITOR
It displays theanalysis of his immunoresponse.Not good.
OTTO (CONT'D)
I see.
(beat, plural voice)
Wehave one remaining vector.
HARRY
Vector?What do you mean.
OTTO
(normal voice)
I mean,I want to see Mary Jane Watsonagain.
123

INT. MJ'S BEDROOM- NIGHT

Television going,footage of Otto's havoc.MJ dozes in the blue light. BOOM.She stirs. BOOM! SCREAMSof people in the street. Her eyesopen. The sound of the'pods--kzh-kzh kzh. She goes to thewindow and looks out.

The buildingsacross the way lie in rubble.Fires. People running in panic.In the center of it standsDoc Ock. A literal pathof destruction behind him.

OTTO
MaryJane! Mary Jane!

She pulls backfrom the window. Summonsher nerve. Goes to the windowand throws it open. Steps outonto the little balcony ofher apartment.

MJ
Otto...Otto. Why are you doing this?

A look of agonypasses across his face.

OTTO
Why?

His featuresharden.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Becausewe need to catch a spider.

He climbs straightup the face of thebuilding to her.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Andyou are the fly.
124

EXT. MJ'S NEIGHBORHOOD- NIGHT

In flames.Police and rescue crews. Petercomes running up toward thestreet where she lives. It'scordoned off. A POLICEMAN stopshim.

POLICEMAN
That'sas far as you can go,buddy.

Peter stepsback, horrified by the destruction.People huddle miserablynearby. A Nynex guy isstanding on top of his truck,trying to see what's happening.

BYSTANDER
1Where's Spider-Man in allthis?
BYSTANDER 2
That'swhat I'm saying, what'shis problem?It's like, how selfishcan yoube?
BYSTANDER 3
He'sresponsible for all ofthis. I sawit on TV.

Peter hearsall this. Jesus.

A HUGE CRASHin the distance, then a seriesof CRUNCHES.

BYSTANDER
1What was that?
NYNEX GUY
Hejust climbed up the side ofa building.He's talking to some girl!He's grabbing her!

There's justtime for the shock to registeron Peter's face when Ock comescrashing past with MJ caughtup struggling in one 'pod.

The police raisetheir weapons. Ready tofire.

COP
No,you'll hit the girl.

Ock's movingincredibly fast. He stepsright over the police line--and rightover Peter. Peter runsafter them.

PETER
MJ!MJ!

MJ hears him--

MJ
Peter?

--but Ock justkeeps on going. Peter picksup a broken beam lying nearbyand hurls it at Ock's legsas hard as he can. A 'pod lashes outand flicks it away. Thenlashes at Peter, too, and sendshim flying.

He lands hard.Ock vanishes from sight.

Peter gets up,looks around. Jumps intothe Nynex truck. Takes off afterOck at top speed. The Nynexguy has to leap off.

NYNEX GUY
Thatdude took my damn truck!
125

EXT. AVENUE -NIGHT

Ock stalks alongthe street, moving fast.MJ struggles in the 'pod.

MJ
Otto!Otto, stop!

Otto reachesback, with a meat hand, asif to slap her. Catches himself.

OTTO
Okay.Okay!

Poor Otto's brainis shivering into shards.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Okay, MJ. Darling.Let me try to explain this to you.

He stops and sets her downsomewhat roughly.

MJ
Let me go.
OTTO
I can't.

She stares at him.

OTTO (cont'd)
No.
(listens)
Shut up!
MJ
I didn't say anything!
OTTO
I'm not talking toyou! Okay. Okay, I'll let go. Butdon't leave me.

He uncoils a 'pod from herwaist. She starts to bolt.

OTTO (CONT'D)
I'm going to die,MJ!
126

EXT. AVENUE - NIGHT

Peter races in the truck. Weavingthrough traffic. SeesOck in the distance.

127

EXT. AVENUE - NIGHT

Otto retracts the arms. MJturns toward him. Sees realpain there. Takes a step his way.

OTTO
Please. Come. You'llbe helping us. We promise.

As he speaks, one of the 'podssnakes beckoningly out.MJ notices, and she shudders.

MJ
Otto, who is we?

GUNNING ENGINE. Here comesPeter, tires squealing. Otto snatches MJ up again with one'pod. Rises up on the lower pair.

And with thefourth, PLUNGES straight intothe cab of the truck and grabshold of Peter. Rips himout and tosses him aside.

The truck crashesagainst a lamppost andsplits open. A bicycle chainedto the lamppost goes flyingand lands with a clatter. Peterlies amid spools of cableand orange plastic fencing. He standsup shakily.

Now a HELICOPTERdescends on the intersection.Squad cars arrive from everydirection.

One of the 'podssnakes up and grabs holdof the chopper's strut. Anotherreaches right into the whirlof the helicopter'srotors. His 'pod takes holdof the rotor shaft and with a horribleshrieking brings itto a halt. Then Ock hurls the chopperdirectly at the policecars.

Watching theexplosion, grinning, he retreats.He doesn't see:

THE WEB
That Peter hasimprovised, from orangefencing, across the intersection.It's crooked and lame butOck stumbles. Loses his balance.SLAMS to the ground. One 'podstays aloft, holding MJ.

Peter runs toher, she grabs hold of him.He tries to pry it loose. No way.Now another 'pod snakesin and grabs Peter and bats him lightlyaside.

OTTO
Tellyour friend Spider-Man Ineed totalk to him.

Then they'regone. Peter's alone in therubble. Defeated... and then, abruptly,grim. He goes overto the wreckage of the Nynex truck.Pulls out the toolbox. Opensit. Takes out a wicked needle-nosepliers. Holds it up.Should he?

FLASHBACK - CONEYISLAND

They walk downthe boardwalk in the snow.A few strings of colored lights.He puts his arm aroundMJ's waist.

PETER
(V.O.)
I justwant to have a normallife. A life--
MAY
(V.O.)
--thatdoesn't break your heart? Thatwould be nice, wouldn'tit?

PRESENT MOMENT- AVENUE - NIGHT

He looks aroundat the smoldering wreckagearound him. Then at the pliers.This is going to hurt.

He JABS the knifedirectly into his hip.Digs around. The worst SPLORCHimaginable results. His eyesroll back in his head. He staggers.But he holds up thebloody chip and grimly smiles.

He looks around--needswheels. There'sthe bicycle. A little bent.It will do. He takes pedalingafter Ock and MJ.

128

EXT. AVENUE -NIGHT

Peter rides pastLOOTERS, smashing storewindows. A LOOTER holds up thetelevision he has snatched.

LOOTER
Hey,look here, I got me my eight- armeddiscount.

Peter slows,watching, frowning.

LOOTER (CONT'D)
Whatare you going to do aboutit?

Peter pedalsoff, slows again, turns.

PETER
Youreally should put that back.

The looter, incredulous.

LOOTER
Man,shut up.

His friends laugh.Then there's a cry forhelp.

Peter looks.Some other LOOTERS have descendedon a SIKH man who is defendinghis store.

LOOTER (CONT'D)
Yo,why don't you go back to Baghdad?
PETER
Hey!

Everyone turnsto look at him. Peter looksdown the Avenue. Far, far away,by the Flatiron Building,we can see the dancing glintof Ock's 'pods.

Then LOOTERSfall on the Sikh man.

Peter drops thebike, and runs into themidst of the gang. They turn onhim. The Sikh man crawls outof the melee, bleeding. Thelooters swell around Peter,kicking, stomping, punching. Hegoes down under the surf ofmen.

Then, with anaudible WHOOSH, the gangof looters FLIES BACKWARD. It'slike a blossom blooming.Peter rises to his feet, bloodiedbut steady. The men comeat him again but now he makes shortwork of them, leaping, kicking,dancing.

The Sikh Manlooks on, throwing sympathypunches.

The looters liefallen around Peter. Hereaches down to yank the stockingcap from one of the men'sheads.

PETER (CONT'D)
Areyou using this?
129

INT. JJJ'S OFFICE— NIGHT

JJJ is at hisdesk, on the phone. Peoplecoming and going. The Spidey suithangs in a nice class case.

JJJ
Anysign of him? No?

WHAP. From theboarded-up skylight. JJJlooks up. Uh oh. A foot SMASHESthrough the wood, splinteringit, and then Peter, stockingcap over his face, landsin front of JJJ's desk. He goesover to the case, SHATTERSit. Reaches in and takes the suit.Holds it up.

JJJ (CONT'D)
Whatthe hell do you think--
PETER
Itmakes you look fat.

He fires a webup out of the skylight,gives it a jerk, and then sails outafter it.

130

EXT. FIFTH AVENUE- NIGHT

Spider-Man swingsalong the avenue, tryingto catch up to Dock Ock.

131

EXT. ROCKEFELLERCENTER - NIGHT

He catches upto him at Rockefeller Centerand they fight, in the snow, onthe ice of Wollman Rink. MJgets away from Otto but then staysto watch.

Each combatantgifted in his own way withpower, agility, a kind of grace.

OTTO
Notbad for a couple of freaks.
SPIDER-MAN
Speakfor yourself.
OTTO
I speakfor us both. You havethe greaterpower--power I need.But I havethe strength of knowingwhat I am.I embrace my freak nature.I revelin it. You will alwaysbe fightingagainst it. That iswhy I willwin this battle.

And he does.At last Spidey lies defeatedat Doc Ock's numerous feet.Doc Ock picks him up, andgrabs MJ. He takes his cell phoneout of his pocket. Coollypunches a number.

132

INT. HARRY'SAPARTMENT - NIGHT

Harry sits watchingthe destruction ontelevision. Clearly drugged to thegills. The phone rings.He manages to notice.

HARRY
What.
OTTO
Yourfather's soul will soonrest inpeace, Mr. Osborn. Meet meat thepier.

Click. Harryrises wobbling to his feet.A strange echoing LAUGHTER in hisears.

133

INT. DOC OCKHQ - NIGHT

Ock tosses Spider-Manonto his BIG NASTYSPINAL-CORD EXTRACTING TABLE.MJ he sets down moretenderly to one side. He prepares theprocedure. It looks likeit's going to be extremely painful.

134

EXT. DOC OCKHQ - NIGHT

Harry's limopulls up. Harry gets out.Looks around nervously.

135

INT. DOC OCKHQ - NIGHT

MJ revives, sitsup. Groggy. Harry stumblesin. Sees MJ.

HARRY
MJ?What are you--

Otto turns. Hehas Spider-Man all strappedin, now.

OTTO
Hello,Harry. Come to watch?I guessyou've been waiting quite sometime for this moment. I supposebefore anything elseyou'd liketo know who put your fatherin theground.

Harry draws closer,fascinated. He nods.MJ hangs back. Otto reachesout and YANKS the mask offof Peter.

HARRY'S FACE
Horror. The memoryof Peter and his fathershaking hands. Of Spider-Man leavingthe corpse of NormanOsborn. Masks begin to circle oneanother in his mind--themasks of Norman Osborn's collection,Spider-Man's mask--andone other, green and grinning.
MJ
Peter?
(dawning shock and horror)
Peter!

She runs towardthe table. A 'pod lashesout and knocks her brutally aside.Harry goes to her, seesthe blood on her cheek.

Looks back atPeter lying on the tableas a great, spiked, vascular probebegins to descend on thetorn form of his friend.

The LAUGHTERbegins to sound louder inhis ear and the probe descends.

HARRY
No!This isn't-- I'm not--

He stumbles tohis feet, stoned and terrified,and lurches out of the laboratory.

Ock swings anotherfell-looking unit intoplace near Peter's head. All ofthe 'pods are working in balleticunison to prepare the procedure.

MJ stands. Shesees a big spanner lyingon the ground. Picks it up. Tucksit behind her back. Startsto inch toward Otto.

MJ
Otto.Don't do this. You don'twant todo this.
OTTO
There'sno way to avoid it. Weonly needpieces of him, really, but they'rerather crucial pieces.

She's comingcloser to Otto.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Ifwe could take what we needed withoutkilling him, we would,but alas--

He flips a fewmore controls.

Two of the 'podszero in on Peter's head.One extrudes foam onto it. Theother produces a clipper-head.

With a few rapidstrokes they shave Peterbald.

OTTO (CONT'D)
No,that's not true. We're looking forwardto this death. You know what'sinteresting? Humans always thinkof the killer instinctas somethingvery primitive. A relic ofthe savage past.

Now all the cruelapparatuses are in place.An urchin of steel spines,miniature 'pods, wriggletoward Peter's bare skull.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Butthe longer we spend at this levelof evolution, the morewe realizethat that's just wrong. Thinkabout it. Human beingshave onlygotten better and betterat killingover the last fifty thousandyears. This is whatwe're evolvingtoward...

She's close enough,now. She raises thewrench, high and brings it down--

ZWIPP. A 'podlashes around the wrenchand jerks it from her hand. Another'pod knocks her back againstthe wall.

OTTO (CONT'D)
(plural voice)
Getaway from Otto, bitch!

Ock turns onher, and the 'pods lash outand hover, just above her, readyto cut her to ribbons.

MJ
Otto...please.

She climbs unsteadilyto her feet. Lookinghim in the eye.

MJ (CONT'D)
Otto...hey? Look at me. Please? Justlook at me.

She crosses tohim. The arms strike, andcome within inches of her face.She flinches but doesn't giveway. Then takes another steptoward him. Reaches up. Liftsthe glasses. Peers into his wild,dying eyes.

MJ (CONT'D)
I knowthat you're in there.I can feelyou? Can you feel me?

The arms WHIRRand twitch, impatient ashounds at the end of their leash.

OTTO
Yes,MJ. I can feel you.
MJ
Otto,you are not a killer. Your workis not about killing. Your workis about making us better humans,right? Better at being human.
OTTO
Betterat surviving in this poisonousworld.
MJ
Why?Why survive? Just for thesake ofsurviving?

Otto points atPeter with a meat hand.

OTTO
Youlove him.
MJ
Yes.I do.

Otto's at thelimit of his control. Allhis systems breaking down. The WHIRRof the arms ratchets upto a WHINE.

OTTO
I thoughtthere was a place forme inyour heart. The first placeI everfelt like I belonged.

Distant soundof SIRENS from outside.

MJ
Thereis, Otto! There is a place. Foryou. For me. There is.
OTTO
Youmight be right. There mightbe.

Slowly, the 'podssnake up toward the raftersof old building. Lasharound them. Pull tight.

OTTO (CONT'D)
Let'sfind out.

With a crash,he pulls the ceiling in.The walls begin to collapse in onthemselves.

A pillar tipsover onto Otto, then smashesthrough the floor, dragging Ottowith it. Into the water below.

With a WHOOSHOtto is thrust down deepinto the water.

136

EXT. UNDERWATER- CONTINUOUS

Otto plunges,'pods billowing up behindhim. A streamer.

137

INT. DOC OCKHQ - CONTINUOUS

Peter revives.Looks around. Stuff fallingeverywhere. He kicks and thrasheshis way out of the surgicalunit. Spider sense TINGLES.

He sees, in slowmotion:

The central roofbeam give way, with amighty GROAN.

MJ, leg pinnedunder a fallen slab of concrete.

The inevitabletrajectory that links them.

PETER
MJ!

He leaps acrossand lands under the beamjust at it hits, muscles takingon a massive burden of woodand inertia. He sags-- sags--sags--stops. He squats underit like Atlas underneath theheavens. His face is fiveinches from MJ's.

PETER (CONT'D)
Hi.

Peter gives awaya little more. Faces fourinches apart.

MJ
Hi.

The weight seems to increaseexponentially. Three inches.

PETER
This is really heavy.

Peter sags again. Now theirfaces are less than an inch apart.

MJ
I'm trying. I'm stuck.I think my leg is broken.
PETER
Least of our worries.

CREAKING. MOANING.

138

EXT. DOC OCK HQ - DAY

Dawn. The grand old buildingcarefully goes about the business of sinking into theriver.

139

EXT. UNDERWATER - CONTINUOUS

Otto thrashes in the Rig asthe 'pods struggle towardthe surface. For a moment he lookslike his namesake.

140

INT. DOC OCK HQ - DAY

Peter is drenched in sweat.He's shaking. MJ is tryingto free herself.

MJ
If I could just--feel--myfoot.
PETER
MJ. In case we die--

But he runs out of breath beforehe can finish the sentence.

MJ
You do love me.
PETER
I do.

She had better hurry. He isabout to break. Their facesare nearly close enough for a kiss.

MJ
Eventhough you said you didn't.

Now Peter canonly nod. No breath to spare.MJ's face brightens--she'sfreed her foot.

She crawls outfrom under the slab, thenunder Peter's arms as he drops thebeam. As it slams throughthe floor, he snatches herup, then fires a web througha place where the walls have collapsed.He yanks them upand out just as:

141

EXT. DOC OCKHQ - NIGHT

The entire structureupends and then slideswith a certain urgency intothe East River.

142

EXT. UNDERWATER- CONTINUOUS

Otto turns hisface away-- And ten thousandtons of ancient lumbercomes tumbling down on top of him.

143

INT. NORMAN'SOSBORN'S PENTHOUSE - DAY

Harry Osbornlies in the middle of thefloor of a great, empty ballroomfloor. A small dark islandin a sea of parquet.

He wakes up likeSal Mineo in Rebel Withouta Cause, alone, lost, abandoned.

Stands up. Looksaround. Echoes and ghosts.

He wanders theempty rooms and halls. Drapedfurniture. Carpets rolled.

Climbs the stairs.Stops at the door tohis father's office. Hesitates. Goesin. There's nothing thereexcept--

Something inthe corner. A small pieceof colored paper. He goes overand picks it up. It's a little,store-bought Halloween card.More ghosts. HAVE A BOO-TIFULHALLOWEEN.

Opens it up.“To Dad, Love Harry." He letsit drop.

NORMAN OSBORN
(O.S.)
Allright, Harry. It's your turn now.

Harry looks aroundsharply. No one there.

NORMAN OSBORN (CONT'D)
(O.S.)
I wantto see what kind of stuff you'remade of.
HARRY
No.No, Dad. He's my friend.

He looks intothe mirror over the mantlepiece.Norman is there.

NORMAN OSBORNE
Ishe. Your friend. I guess that's whyhe stole your girlfriend.I guessthat's why he killed me.
HARRY
Dad,I don't know. I'm not sure. There'sa lot I don't understand.
NORMAN OSBORNE
"Idon't know." "I'm not sure." Harry,you swore an oath! Youput yourword, your money, your nameon theline! You swore to make Spider- Manpay. Now, make him pay!

Harry's leaninghis forehead against themirror. It reflects only him.

HARRY
I swear.I swear!

As he says thishe POUNDS the mirror withhis fist. It shatters andfalls. Droplets of glass raindown. And there on the other sideof the universe is a neatlittle room. A laboratory ofsome kind. A command center.A haunt.

Harry steps intothat other world. Hangingfrom a hook is a grinning greenmask. He reaches towardit.

144

INT. MJ'S APARTMENT- DAY

MJ lies on thecouch. Her leg in a reallybig cast. Reading the Daily Bugle.

THE HEADLINE
WACKOS: ONE DOWN,ONE TO GO

She reaches fora squeeze bottle that isjust out of reach.

MJ
Peter!Peter? I can't reach the--

He's there. Inhis coat. Backpack on hisback. Leaving.

MJ (CONT'D)
Water.

She falls backagainst the sofa.

MJ (CONT'D)
Yousaid you'd stay.
PETER
Yourmother's coming.
MJ
Youalso said... that you lovedme.
PETER
I dolove you. I have loved youall mylife, Mary Jane Watson. Ijust can'thave you, that's all. The danger,the uncertainty. The hatred.I can't ask that of you. Youdon't know what it's like.This ismy deal. It's my destiny.

He nods towardthe Bugle.

PETER (CONT'D)
What'she saying?
MJ
He'ssaying you're evil incarnate.

Peter nods.

PETER
I'llcall you tomorrow.

He goes out.She picks up the paper. Herface crumples. She puts the paperdown. Sees his CAMERA sittingthere.

Lumbering, inpain, she pulls herself toher feet. Grabs her crutch. Hobblesover to pick up the camera.Then as quickly as she can tothe window. Throws it open.Snow blows in. She sticks her headout.

MJ
Peter!You forgot your camera!

He's on the streetbelow. He turns andlooks up. She lumbers out ontoher balcony. We can seethe divots that Doc Ock tore outof the face of the building.

MJ forms a quickresolve. Then throws herselfover the side.

PETER
MJ!

He darts underthe balcony and catchesher, awkwardly, but sure.

MJ
Doyou know how amazing it isthan I cantrust you do that?
(beat)
Youwere given a gift, Peter.I wantto share that gift withyou. AndI want you to share it withme. Youdon't have to do it alone.I'll helpyou.
PETER
MJ--
MJ
What,you think police officers don'tget to be in love? Firefightersdon't get to be married?That's crazy.
PETER
But,MJ. This is just--this isjust somuch weirder than being a policeman.
MJ
Itis weird.
(beat)
Butyou've always been weird,Peter Parker.
PETER
Wait,did you say married?

She hits him,hard.

MJ
I alreadyknow your damn secret identity!

He looks at her.Then around. Then he carriesher over to the building and,lightly, with just the tipsof his feet, walks right up it.Hops the balcony and ducksinside with her.

MJ (CONT'D)
(O.S.)
Doesthis mean I get to see the SpiderCave?
PETER
(O.S.)
Thereis no Spider-Cave.
MJ
(O.S.)
Thatsucks.
145

INT. MJ'S APARTMENT- NIGHT

He sets her backdown on the couch. Putsdown his knapsack. Then SIRENS.A lot of SIRENS. Peter goesto the window and looks out. Facegrim. Well, you asked forit.

MJ
Go.Go! I'll be fine.

He starts topeel off his shirt.

146

EXT. NEW YORKSTREET — NIGHT

The sky glowsorange; flashing sirens.Spider-Man takes off into the night.MJ leans out of the balconyas he sails away to be who heis.

MJ
Youforgot your camera!

Spider-Man swingsaround a corner and straightthrough the heart of a burningbuilding.

PETER
(V.O.)
Itwas a five alarm fire. Gasfed. 300firefighters. And the junior Senatorfrom New York on the seventhfloor.

He comes swingingout the other side, clutchinga DISTINGUISHEDGENTLEMAN and a YOUNG WOMANDRESSED AS A MAID.

PETER (CONT'D)
(V.O.)
Withhis lovely companion.

He touches themdown gently. ERT techsrush over.

PETER (CONT'D)
(V.O.)
Lookat that guy. Look at him!You wantto know the story of hislife? Nochoice in the matter. No way out.

Spider-Man sailsback up into the roaringfire, toward a PAIR OF CHILDREN,snatching them from the flames.Doing what he was meant todo.

PETER (CONT'D)
Didn'tget a single damn pictureof anyof it.
THE END