Packed houseof researchers, reporters,interested members of
the public. PROF.CZERNOWITZ is introducingOtto Octavius.
CZERNOWITZ
...asa doctoral candidate hewas dazzling.Now I'm afraid he'sleft usmere mortals far behind. It'smy greathonor to present, directorof theAnansi Project, winner ofa NationalScience Medal, Dr. Otto Octavius.
APPLAUSE as Ottostrides out. Younger thanyou might expect.
Wearing a longblack Gaultier jacket. Smilinglike a man
with a surprisein store for us. He andCzernowitz meet. A
stiffness betweenthem. Czernowitz looksintimidated.
OTTO
Frank.
CZERNOWITZ
Otto.
They shake handsawkwardly. Then Otto stridesto the podium.
Grins, self mocking.Behind him on a table,a violin and
bow. Piano toone side.
OTTO
Hetold you I was "dazzling,"but whathe's too nice to bringup is waswhat an insufferable little wretchI was.
Laughter. Thelights dim; spot on Otto.Behind him a large
flatpanel monitordescends. As he talks,the display will
mirror, expandon and illustrate his words.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Biomimeticsseeks to adapt for humanuse the technologies ofother species.We poor humans havealways enviedour fellow creaturestheir talents;soon we will sharethem.
Peter is rapt;Harry is playing Tetrison his Palm Pilot.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Myown researches have beeninto arachnidtechnology: adapting,the remarkableabilities of spiders, theirweb-spinning abilities,their astonishing,almost precognitive impulsecontrol.
Harry noticeshow spellbound Peter is;leans over.
HARRY
Iwill never understand thisspider thingof yours.
Peter takesno notice.
OTTO
Wehad some success with manipulatingspider RNA. Butit's inthe area of octopedal locomotion thatthings are really getting exciting.The goal is to provide stablemotion on every possible kindof terrain and superior manipulationat a distance.
Otto stepsout from behind the podium.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Youcan't imagine the sheernumber crunchingmight required tocontrol andcoordinate eight legs. Really tough.Actually, it was a chance visitto the Bronx Zoo thatgave me thekey insight.
He walks towardthe monitor, which displaysan octopus, along
with a diagramof its nervous system.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Theoctopus has the equivalentof a powerfulprocessor in each leg, networkedto the central unitin herbrain.
The display fadesto a diagram of the Rig,eight legs
networked toeach other through and tothe center. The
center is empty;then a diagrammatic humanoperator appears.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Now,so far the capacity to control thefull complement of eightlegs isbeyond our capacity. But we've beenable to implement a similar systemusing...
Otto takes astep forward, smiling a littlecoyly. Then from
somewhere behindhim a pair of glintingpseudopods snake out.
The black stealth-bomberglint of superhardceramic. A gasp
from the audience.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Four!
Harry sits up.Puts away the Palm Pilot.
The 'pods hoverover Otto's shoulders amoment, undulant.
OTTO (CONT'D)
I callit a self-articulating network,but I'm afraid the name thathas stuck is Otto's Octopus.
One 'pod reachesto tap him on the shoulder.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Yes?Oh, thank you. It is a little warmin here.
The arms helphim out of the jacket, andas it comes off,
another pairof pseudopods is revealed.The audience goes a
little nuts.
One 'pod takesup the violin; another,the bow. The next pair
snake out towardthe piano; Otto strikesup a Grieg sonata.
With his owntwo hands, he takes out afat cigar and lights
it; puffs contentedly.
The audience,amazed, afraid, half suspectingthat it's all a
prank.
Peter with alook of open-mouthed wonder.The music breaks
off.
Now the 'podsassume a configuration likea daddy long-legs,
"toes" splayedagainst the dais, archinghigh into the air.
Among them hangs,perfectly at ease, Otto.One at a time, in
turn, he raisesand lowers each foot.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Eachone of my four assistantshere isequipped with its own hundred- teraflopprocessor.
He begins tostride back and forth acrossthe stage on his
four dancingpseudopods.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Computerarchitecture so sophisticatedand capable of learningit approaches consciousness.
He sinks backonto the two lower 'pods.The upper ones snake
out around him.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Attimes I feel the Rig herehas a lifeof its own.
LEFT UPPER PSEUDOPODtakes a piece of paperfrom Otto's
pocket. RIGHTUPPER produces a pen andscrawls something
across the paper.Then the 'pod with thepaper slaps it
across Otto'sback. He turns around, asif confused, walking
on the lowerpseudopods. The sign saysGEEK!
Laughter fromthe audience. They're eatingthis up. Otto,
back to the audience,whirls his head around.
OTTO (CONT'D)
Giventime, and a strong enough host...
(rueful smile)
...itssystems and my own would actuallybegin to integrate with eachother--
The pseudopodsrip away his shirt, revealingTHE RIG nestled
right up againsthis spine, overlappinghis own flesh.
OTTO (CONT'D)
--Mergeinto one organism.
AUDIENCE
Shock, even revulsionat the sight of theimplants. Then a surge of APPLAUSE.
PETER
Gapes, bowledover.
PETER
Youhave to introduce me to him!
HARRY
Don'tyou have a diva waiting? Peterchecks his watch.
PETER
I canmake it.