"POLICE ACADEMY 2: THEIR FIRST ASSIGNMENT" (1985)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" (working title)

"POLICE ACADEMY 11"

Sinister tension MUS IC BEG HIS as we ESTABLISH the bleak, low skyline.

2 ANO'l'IIER ANGLE 2

As we MOVE IN ON a small shop. Through the window we can see a nerdish MERCHAH'L a nervous but spunky little guy with glasses. He loolls out of the window with ap- prehension, turns the "OPEK" sign around so that it reads, "CLOSED."

The Merchant opens his cash register, takes out a small stack of cash and stuffs it into a bank d~posit enuP.lope. He quickly seals the envelope and tucks it into his bre.ist pocket. How he picl:s up a canistor of MacP., studies i-t grimly, then jams it into his side pocket.

4 SERIES OF QUICK CLOSEUPS - MERClll\ltT 4

Securing his shop:

A> He stretches some folding burglar bars across the front window, loclls them shut.

B) He slams the heavy steel baclr door, locks three solid deadbolts in rapid succession, then drops .t hea.1111 steel bar in place.

C} He switches off the lights.

D) Ho turns a key, activating a sophisticated alarm sys- tem. A red ,~arning sign f1<1shes on and off. It says, "SYSTEM ARtlEO." The IIT,ARTT beg ins BEEP.

has just a few seconds before the alarm goes off. Ho

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moves quickly. Fir~t h~ rl~r~~ P lifa-~i~P plastic police do!! i·1 f!_, ,, ... •· • ··, ,.,, 1•: :,rs up a card- :c board cut-out of c:; 11,l ,.~,.~t.-.·,;:l ;,:; ''Dirty Harry" point-:« ing a huge pistol. II€! flips a switch which turns on a "' TAPE RECORDER inside th€! DOG. It B/IRKS repeatedly.

The Merchant steps out, locks the !ront door with a giant padlock. Just when we think he's through, he pulls a heavy chain and a giant metal door rolls down, completely covering the front of the shop. On the door is every kind of warning sign imaginable: •COMPUTER SENTRY SYSTEM -- W!\RNIMG ! " "ARnED RESPOHSE," "BEl~ARE OF KILLER DOG," ''SUDDEN DEATH ASSURED," "THIS MEAllS YOU!" "l'IEl1BER OF HATlOHAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION." The Merchant steps back, takes out a remote control device and pusl1es a button. Barbed wire automatically stretches into place. He pushes another button and the wire begins to glo1~ 141 lh electrical current. The ELECTRICITY BUZZES and SNAPS a warning. The ne r chant turns and walks dot.Jn the street.

7 ANOTHER ANGLE 7

As he steps quickly down the deserted str~et, scared to death. He passes several bombed-out buildings and burned cars. The MUSIC INTENSIFIES as ho quickons his pace. lie hears tho CRASH of Gl,J\SS. He breal:s and nins.

The MUSIC ACCELERATES,

8 ANOTHER ANGLE 8

As ~,e see whe IE~ he is headed: a 211 -hour banll i ng ma - chine. llo g<its thoro, gasping for broath, panicky. lie sticks his hank card in the machine and frantically enters his code nunber, Seconds grind past. The tension MUSIC BUILDS and STOPS.

9 CLOSE 011 BANK COMPUTER 9

A message appears: "Temporarily out of service. Sorry for the inconveniP.nce."

10 MERCHANT 10

pounds on tho machine, a beaten man. Ho sensGS so~u;~body beJ1iJ1d him a1,rl ~pin~ nrou11rl •••

r!USIC STHIG !

11 SEVERAL MEMBERS or A GANG 11

hover ;,round him, completely blocking his escape. They are an incr~dibly scaring-looki11g bunch, some bla~~. ~omo white, some hispanic, some women. One of the guys is ~ playing witlt a Slinky. ~

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/Sq 3.

These are not suburban punkers. These are vicious, hid- eous, ugly toughs. ZED, the wide-eyed, psychotic leader, stands at the front of the gang.

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12 OFFICER DOOLEY 12

strolls down the alley whistling. He walks right be- tJ,Jeen the gang and the Merchant.He instantly sizes up the situation.

DOOLEY .. EKcuse me.

He does a quick about-face and retreats.

13 MERCHANT 13

is a defeated man. Without any prompting, he hands the envelope of cash to Zed who takes it but still waits ex- pectantly. The l'lerchant hands his wallet to Zed. Still no response. He takes off his watch and gives it to Zed who snaps his fingers. The gang starts to leave. Sud- denly, the little Merchant decides to play hero. Ile fum- bles in his pocket, comes out with the canister of M~ce.

Hey, you forgot something.

Zed turns around and sees the Mace. A wicked grin plays across his lips. He reaches out and very calmly takes the Mace and sprays a couple of shots into his mouth

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as though it• s breath spray. He picl1s up the 11erchant

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and kisses him.

END OF TITLE SEQUENCE.

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We PAN ALOHG the wall of the run-down brick building which is covered with graffiti. Obviously the gang has made many raids on the place. It is not until the CAMERA STOPS on tl1e sign over thE> <l oor that we real i zc it's the police station. A wisp of toilet paper hangs from the sign which is one of those old-fashioned globe lights with "POLICE PRECINCT 1116" painted on it. The gang m\ls t have "rolled" the building overnight. All at onco some- one O. S. throws half a brick, SHA.TTERI HG the GLOBE.

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pulls up in front of the precinct.

POLICE CHIEF HURST, his driver and his bodyguard are looking around nervously.

As Chief Hurst and the others leap from the car and make a break for the building, crouched low, running a zig- zag pattern. Suddenly, out of nowhere, they are pelted with eggs.

Hurst and the othors enter, dripping with eggs. They push their way through a crowd of distraught citi2en5 who are complaining loudly to a bunch of old, tired, defeated cops. They pass the Merchant we met in the opening scene.

MERCH/\IIT You've got to stop this gang. It's the third time this week I've been robbed.

A HARE l<RISHHA is co1nplaining to another cop.

A nice OLD LADY is complaining to a fat slob of a tle5ll sergeant who is reading a Chic tlagazin~, unconcernecl.

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Chief Hur!lt enters, furo ing mad. He confronts the pre - cinct cornrnander, CAP'l:AIM PETt LASSI\RD. The captain is a tough hut decent old-timer who's served ~t the pre- cinct for 32 years.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/84 5.

19 CONTINUED: \9

After years of playing good-cop/bad-cop, Lassard is a man on the edge. Waiting for him to fall off is LIEUTENANT MAUSER, a snide, sniveling, officious man in his mid- thirties. CARL PROCTOR is present.

Proctor whispers something to Mauser.

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19 CONrINUED1 (2) 19

They exit.

Mauser stops Hurst. Mhile they talk we can see a member of the gang in the b.g., casually breaking into the pre- cinct's candy machine 1.1ith a crowbar. No one seems to notice as the coins fall out and hit the floor.

111\USER Sir, we're all under pressure here but 1 see no reason to insult the mayor and yourself but, I've got some ideas of my own about running the precinct.

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z, INT. POLICE ACADEMY COMt!ANDANT'S OFFICE - DAY 21

COMMANDANT ERIC LASSARD sits alone, watching a large goldfish S"Wim around in a rather small bowl. He picks up a giant-sized container of fish food and shakes it over the bowl. Nothing comes out. He shakes harder. The PHONE RINGS. He piclls it up, still shaking the fish food 1,1ith the other hand.

INTERCUT THROUGHOUT: Captain Pete Lassard at precinct.

Throughout this, Eric Lassard has been trying to shake the fish food. He slams tha container with tho back oI his hand and the top comes off, filling the bowl with a small mountain of fish food.

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The fish is smothered.

Eric Lassard pokes around in bowl with a letter opener. He can't find the fish.

ERIC LASSI\RD We all have out little problems.

PETF: LI\SSARD No, no. I need to got my hands on some young men.

PETE LASSI\RD What are you talking about? I'm in trouble here. I need some new recruits.

ERIC LASSI\RD (relieved) Oh. Well ••• tl1at's easy. We've had many, many fine young graduate~ here at the Academy, • • both 111e n and WOIBE'll.

He are CLCSt OJI OEFICER f.UGF.ll~ T/1.CY.LEBERR'i, Mho is bristling wilh e,,er}" police gadgr,t ir,,.t;Jin.ihle: htt!cJC i-c~- volver, mncc-, h:rndcuffs, hal<,n ··- everything but the r ioL helmet. He hit! !:s onl£'r!> l il:e :i field s!:!rgcant.

TAC~:T.r.r.r.R RY Comp on . Move it, moue it,

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To 1 eve al that hQ is ~ s:drno I c I oss i 119 guard. SC) vr.•r ~ ! eler,~nl::n y kicl'.i ~all! br i'.il:l ~• across th1> s l.H,E L ,mxict:'.i to ~et aHny from Tacklnb~rry.

"i'J\''.!'.l.~:m::P.P.i <cont• d) Ke'?p it moving! l.ct''.i go.

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[\ t:hal p-fa<:f'd r.ij.~1~1 l~ -;)r~0tl r;~·r: ~Pf'l:'ll:s to hr· r t·!hi n~•, oh- noi-:iaus c ig!tl ··year· old BJ1t1';.

MOU I H t!£i>.CEDES Neu, Bi i~,,. I wn11l yo1: to go ~trnl ghl to c: 1 ;"I~:, t!Hl~y.

•!hy shou 1 cl 1 1

t1~H~ I?~ nr: n(~~nr: s E~c~cs~ 1 ~~1d :=~.

r.ori I H r1E ,~cr:n!•:s (fi,ml~•) Yot~•~ batt~r ,-~~,,d J~P, mi~t~r.

(then rnu!e,r hi,- ln C:\ ll,) hird f.-.,C~f' a

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!on !oohs out to s'"~ ··-

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at th€ school cr,,s:;ing.

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As shP. ~JP.ts out of th~ car, crossc>s to T:u:)(Jp),<,rry.

TJ\t :~·:T. ~:?.f-: f E Y CsnlutiHg c~!>u~! l}•) llelp ;·ou, rn;i';1s,?

r;o•; I H tlf. J'f~E!'.F. S Yes, o{ficr?r. nr son Hri;~:· is al~ars Jn~a !er ~ch0ol. c~ultl yo~ talk to }ii~ ••• ~it~)J~ giv~, lljrn a liU.IP ~,;~ni?

LI\G~: LF.!lc.!' !\ Y (snilin,:~ Sure tl,j1,g, ma•~~-

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Ill. B1i;:!'n. ( chc>c:lting his H;il:ch) Alno.'.7t eicrh\: h111nl.1•:,r.l ho11r!:. Tiw;1 to dPptoy lor sci1ool.

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TAGJ: LEE~E:P. RY Csud~~1,ly ~c1Qa~ing) rou' r(! _? C•:"ll_\' __ I:("!_', .. _:- JS t~•!" ! ! T

I.Ji th arna~l!~g ~i·•f•()!l, 1'ar:k t;:-l-- ... ! r~• c';r "~•~:: his :;j rl,~,~r~ i.·hich tu:rns ou\: to lJti a lll:~~· i0~ -~··~ h··ilr n~; 1'!~.~IOL-

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Aiming it with both hands he FIRES a canister, SHATTERING the rear WINDOW of the station wagon. The car instantly fills with a thick cloud of gas. The Brat climbs out of the front window and hits the ground.

Without looking back, the Brat scrambles to his feet and runs for dear life toward the school building.

30 TACKLEBERRY 30

walks calmly over to the Mom who is wide-eyed with fear.

Tackleberry touches the hrim of his hat and smiles pleasantly.

31 I KT. FAST -FOOD RES TAURAHT AT MALL - MOMENTS LATER 31

Officer LARVEL JOKES sits alone, amusing himself with a noise. A young COUPLE on a date enter and sit at a tiny table beside Jones. They are very smug, very preppy, trying hard to impress each other.

The Guy bites into a potato chip. Jones makes the sound of a loud crunch. The Gi? l seems a Ii ttle shocked. The Guy smiles to cover his mild embarrassment.

The Guy eats another chip. Jones makes louder munching noises. The Girl covers her eyes, ashamed to be seen JJi th this guy. She picks up her sandwich and taltes a bite. Jones makes horrible chomping sounds. The Guy and Girl both look at each other accusingly. Jones nonchalantly sips his Coke.

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llo\~ th~ Girl ta Ile 5 another hi te. This ti inc Jono s s,,:iJw s horr i bl n 1nunchi ng, sin«c;k i ng n~ i sr,-s. The Guy lt«s hilcl enough.

I'F.E!TY GU"f <con l.inu i 1,g, s;ircastic:d l y) Hun,n v, lH :uwe?

The Guy picl:s up his coffee nncl take!:. :::. sip. Jonos r-,nl:~s vulgar slurping sounds, 1rnnctua-!.ecl h, « belch. The PrPppy Girl is reo!lifled.

rP."F:PFY GI f.L (nearly l1yslcrical) F"or God':-: .s:ilrn. 11ich.illl! J11sl t~l:P P.~ hont.:i. rleci~•e.

She fights hacl: te,i?:s, co•:c·r ing hr:r 11011th wi t.h herU~p}~j )\ • ShQ fr<,>;:>?~~ ~~s JotH~f• tt~J:~s f.h~ -:;c;!nd cl dis~ustiJJun.C'l~f:> blo~i11g. . .

A 51l~jQr lt?,~9l.H? pi lch~~.t on th~ rio\~rHl, q2ttiacr re~dy to

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U[FlCER DOUG FI\Cl:!.Fl\ 01: llu~ f h,J c!, !!ll"Tc! in!: lh;, clugoul. B,,hi1d him ca the top step oi the clugout is an old tobacco .. clr ibbl inP, f!l:-:n:=tg~r. F~cl~ ~er j ~; r~~J Jr in to the ga:':"r-. H~ grip~ his pol i c.:- buto11 1 iJ:s- a h~t, r~i!i~5 j t ...

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Bl\ T'rr::n

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ii~ pE':rf~cl unis~n s~:~ •1tr~: th~~ l,a ton sr1;1c:Jiir~~ thf> ::t~~;;~ti~"r in th2 l o!·ehCJ~Hl ~r!d }inc'.'c~ i •,:, ht~ t·«c~~:-~~t (: i ?! tu lhP fll,'J?Ut.

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37 F.XT. CITY STRf.F.T - DAY

Several c"'rs are parnll~I p::orMod. An EXECUTIVE, a fat- f~c:ecl, g(:oil-ol' -boy ··l}·pc, return:, t0 hi!; Lin-:oln and is il·!icd to find "'11::orJ:ing ticl:et. I[(? c01~rl:iins to the guy will, him, a bla~d junior cKnc1,tive i11 R s11it.

f.XfCI.IT ! VE A,~. ~1h;1.t tl,,:, hcl l i!< t.iti!:?

He sn'ttch~s the ticl:c !: off tlL,~ Hilltlshielc! and looJ.:s 1tp tt, SN} a 1101 i c:o 11'.-p<lr lrr.-~al j i ln0y pr.rlir-d ,, c:onrle oI c,us ah~ «tl.,

r-:xr-:cwn VE (continuing) (; i vc thcs c !lit' tr,!° i,,i i cl~ a hat! g e and tlH!}' thin 1: th,r 01m ti,£? s-::rccts. (c:alli 1 ~!: to thP. jitnc:r> f1C?y, s1::,,!!i:J!c,.;1rt. M~it up.

He cntcJl~~ l!p !Jl t:h th!' j t lJtc-~· • r ()!"-~ on ·t~u:~ lop t.:i th his J;rn,:.:J~ le!-.

EX£CIJT1 Vt <C(>') l 1n'.! .l 1~u) E~C:ll';l• r.~ ... ~ h"."nr,r. 1 1:!ilrt~; to t:ilJ~ ~o J''?".t ;.:]H~'.tt l.}d •; ti cl:•-:-f..

The guy 1~:1 t c!:<:: s in ar.: ;:i::cnen t ~, u~·F I CEit tc•~J:: !11 Gl\ T!l!·,f: !t gets o:.it of lite jit.11;,y, u:ifo)r1i11g his !::1~,:;, fr~c1;,, to,~cr ihg o•:ei: the !:::-:ecutiv<?.

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ve1y nice) r tta~ jt1sl ~()l\~~ring ... ,~1, . .. ( !.~!~:i1n, OH!.. his !JttJ },:t.) ... is it custor·.".1y to ti!' or ~•h::t7

We F.:~T,VJT.I SH tbr;, br>ach, SM'!?I :al r•r;,opl<" s1111l,:athil!g, ki~1s thrc~Jing F1 i~l.-~c!:', mar!y pretty ~ir l::,. Ere,:, the c1i5 l.;,1i<:"' we can hc-:lr lotul RO~~: rru~:1c ~ r,,:i, h~r•s "U;--ntucl~i:t S!r.!i yh P.b:le•' by the qroup .. ,1<'t•nt~!n. ·• l•.~Ht nc!J ,.:~ ...

C!IT TO:

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Th,~ sourc~ of ♦-!in tr.u!:i~:, hflh\n~1 tt:~ t!hc~l of a soHp~d .. ur f1une buy~I;" 1-1ldch j !; l~~ii ~• lc<1 nf J j,;l~tl h!~-::J: ~nd r.dd tf.' ! ii~~ ,.r0]ic~cnr.

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'! ho Gl\tl~:Rll t!OVES NI TH the buggy as Mahone;• g u i r!es it he - t1,1ee n sun ha the 1· s. J!g is I( i CH(; d bad,, enjoying tlrn s 111i, w~aring wlial's left of liis police unifor~: tlie pants cut off short, the slr.oucs go11e C<•rr.pletc:d}•- llothing is l(.> ft of his pol ice hat but the visor. 1·J~honey opens the flap of liis holster and tal:as out a bottle of sunblock. fin s~n~rs ~o"@ on his nose. He's into thn MU~l(;, obuiou5!F l 01•e5 the job.

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As he stops thP bug~y beside a young couple Ji~uliig ~ picnic. 'fhe1• haH! so~e l•ottlcd )l(,<'l s in .in ice che:;t.

M:'\11011£ Y Iii, foll',~.Sorry, no glass bottles alloi:erl onthe bf!ach.

IH thou t getting of I the hui:~y lie ho I els out his h:rncl. ih~ young HOJr.<ln h:inds him ;_}i;-- l~tt.-: h~'~!:; llF~t ~1 e leit.

Cflrl~RI\. F0LLOl!S .ts l1;.tl1on1q· t!1 i ves a fe!~ feet down the b~:,ch. IIP. 1~~{:lt0s for~ h~t.tlr. ~~~.:-~n~r Ol~ ~ ~trjng around )11 s nccJ.:, pops- op~ll a i:':!l?I anc1 !i tar ls to chug it. fle s tors wlu~~, he s-=-<->s --

T!IRF.F. llF.JUJT l FU!. 'iOU!IG Ci l !tl.S

lying on th•:iir !lto1lad,~, '.;llnbathin9, their !Ji.!,ir:i loj1S untied.

l-:i thou~ stC'ppin~, pich~; up ~ RHLl.lfOR}i <'11H1 poi~~ts ;:;tl ~J~.-:> ~Jirl~. lt ;·.:~J:~s a !.tH~D L:LFc.;T!H'~qt: rELf!~~G noise.

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~re :.o st.c,r t l~d th,t. U1~r ~it u9, gi v inq r1~h~ne\' u nic~ vie~! of lh-?ir hre~5 ~.~.

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HIS POV - JE'EP 45

ROARING down the beach, dangerously fast. In the Jeep are three big, muscular JERKS, the kind of assholes who insist on playing tackle football right in the middle of a Cub Scout weenie roast.

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As the Jeep swerves down the beach, causing panic among the sunbathers.

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are just putting the finishing touches on a fancy sand- castle. They both leap out of the u::iy .is thP. Jeep smashes tho s.indcastle.

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laugh and whoop it up.

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blocks their Jeep with his dune buggy.

l1AHONEY lley, get that Jeep of£ the beach bP.fore you hurt somebody.

l'lahoney wishes ho hadn"t said the part about hurting somebody because the BIGGEST JERI< gets out of the Jeep and strides toward hirn.

Without anothor word, the Biggest Jori< reaches out and r i r5 M;, honey•~ b~dgc ol l his shirt. He bends the ha.doc betwecn his thumb and fore f i ngE> r .

11AHOHEY (continuinq) You're l\1cky h~c~,1~ 0J•rn l)oing to prct~nil 1 •1•·•--·•· -.··

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The Biggest Jerk takes Mahoney's PR-2~ baton and cracks it over his kneo.

Mahoney takes out his handcuffs. The Biggest Jerk tak~s them and stretches them as hard as he can. The cu£ f s snap in two. The other tl~o other jerl{s get out of the Jeep and join their friend.

MMIOl{EY (continuing; appearing to bacl; down) Gee, you guys are so strong and ..• oily. You must spond a lot of time giving each other lube jobs. Of course, that's not surprising. (climbs baclr into the duno buggy) I mean, it's true what people say, right? That all you muscle guys are gay?

Mahoney taltes off as fast as he can. The Jerks leap into the Jeep and take off after him in hot pursuit.

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gathers speed, racing along the beach, right at the water" s edge. The JEEP ROARS up alongside. They• re trying to force Mahoney into the water. Mahoney looks up to see ...

51 ROCK JE'f"TY 51

stretch( ng across the be Jtch, de ad ahead .

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52 JEEP AND DUNE BUGGY 52

head straight for the jetty. But the Jerks have their eyes on Mahoney and don't see it.

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reaches for a FIRE EXTINGUISHER which is mounted to the dune buggy. He aims it at the Jerks and FIRES a BLAST of white foam.

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throws the dune buggy in a power slide and it spins around, just short of the rock jetty.

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can't stop in time. It slams into the jetty and rockets into the air.

As it soars through the air, the Jerks screaming, hanging on for dear life.

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is motoring out of the channel, just on the other side of the jetty. The JEEP CRASH lands on the deck which is piled high with garbage.

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dazed but unhurt are sitting there like idiots, completely covered with garbage.

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BLOl~S its HORN and CHUGS out to sea, taking the Jeep with it.

on the shore, waves goodbye.

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Commandant Eric Lassard's van moves down a narrow street. Tha neighborhood looks dangerous. The scene is under- scored by scary tension MUSIC, the kind of stacatto scora often heard on TV cop shows.

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of people from the neighborhood as they glare at the van. The 11USIC COHTllWES.

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Our officers are looking out the windows. We PULL BACK to reveal Jones making all the tension music himself. Mahoney gives Jones a look. Tackleberry looks out the ~ window. He loves what he soos. ~

Somebody throws some rotten fruit at the van.

As they stop at a red light, a LITTLE KID, about six, hanging on to his 1nother • s hand, ,;hou L.s an i 11.s ult "- t them.

The Kid grabs his crotch.

ERIC LASSI\RD But I'm sure you' 11 win them over,

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pulls alongside. On the side is painted, "SENIOR Cl TlZEKS RESOURCES SERVICES." All the old people inside are yelling insults and making suggestive gestures. Some are oinking like pigs.

thru thru

Captain Pete Lassard is addressing the new officers. Mahoney is still wearing his cutaway uniform from the beach. Lassard is trying hard to be friendly and fatherly.

Lassard eyes him warily.

Mauser is watching Lassard and the others through the glass office wall. Sergeant Carl Proctor walks up. Proctor is a supercilious little snit, the only guy at the precinct who is friendly with Mauser.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/8~ 20.

Mauser (under his breath) That could be arranged, you know.

They eKchange conspiratorial smiles.

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73 BACK TO LASSA RD'S OFF l CE - COHTI KU OUS ACTI OH 73

Lassard is proudly wrapping up his talk.

Lassard puts his hands on Hightower's shoulders. He's proud to have the big man on board.

Hightower smiles sheepishly.

PF.YE: LASSI\RD (continuing) Well, good luck, everybody. Report :I: to the squad room where Lieutenant z Mauser will give you your assignments.

They begin to file out. Mahoney lingers. He trie3 to get Lassartl's attention.

MJ\IIONEY Excuse me, sir. It's me ... Mahoney.

PETE LJ\SSARD Yes, Mahoney.

<CONTIIWED}

0 POLICE ACADEMY 11" - Rev. 10/23/84

73 CONTIMUED: 73

Mauser is addressing the new officers. Also present are several old cops, including Dooley and SISTRUNK. Mahoney is missing.

She hands it to him. He looks in the chamber.

"POLICE ACADEMY rrn - Rev. 10/23/84 23.

71! COKTIKUED:

He holds up his wrist ~IATCH. Right on cue, it BEEPS a rendition of YAKKEE DOODLE.

Mauser is interrupted as Jones makes the sound of the watch beeping. Mauser pushes the button again. Jon<ls stops.

Making a note of it.

Fackler looks at Dooley who waves to him and smiles,

MAUSF,R Tackleberry, you're trained for motorcycle duty?

(CONTI HUED>

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/SIJ 21!.

71J CONTI HUED: <2 >

Jones makes the beeping sound again. This time Mauser snaps around and catches him in the act. Mauser is not amused.

(CONl'IKUED>

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/8~

71/B CONTINUED: (Al>

(CONTIIWED)

"POLICE ACADEMY 11" - Rev. 10/10/SIJ 25.

He turns to walk away. Hooks mutters to herself.

Mauser spins around.

Mahoney is in linewith three or four other male customers, waiting to be fitted. CHLOE DANIELS, the bright, attractive young woman who owns the shop, is measuring the men. She calls out measurements to her assistant.

She matter-of-factly jams the tape against the guy's crotch.

76 MAHONEY 76

waiting his turn, notices a little kid, about three or four, left unattAnded in a stroller while his mother shops. The child plays with one of those balloon animals. Mahoney bends down to the kid and says nicely

11AHOME Y Hi •. , what's that -- a giraffe? Can I see him for a minute?

77 BACK TO CHLOE 77

Who has just finished measuring another custo~er.

<COMTllWED>

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 26.

Mahoney steps up to be measured. Chloe looks up to see an enormous bulge in his pants; it stretches nearly to his knee.

78 ANGLE OM MAHONEY 78

Who grins. Chloe is unimpressed. This isn't the first smart ass she's encountered. She goes about her job.

CHLOE <cont'd) Chest ~2 ... waist 33 ••. inseam ...

rlAHO!fEY Please ... be gentle.

~ithout warning, Chloe takes out a straight pin and pricks Mahoney"s bulge. The puncture BALLOON rockets out of his pants and flies across the room with a pathetic SQUEAKING sound.

Dooley and Fackler get into a black and white,

Dooley turns on the flashing red lights and PEELS OUT of the parking lot.

As the squad CAR SQUEALS around the corner and stops with a SCREECH of TIRES directly in iront of a doughnut shop. Dooley and Fackler get out.

"POLI CE ACADEMY I I" - Rev. 10/10/811 27.

Jones and Sistrunk are sitting in the parking lot.

Jones holds his breath, nods, appears scared.

SlSTRUKK (continuing) That's good. We're gonna get along fine.

They start to pull out of the parking lot. Jones turns a"Way and maltes the sound of a fl at tire thumping,

Jones shakes his head innocently, still holding his breath. After a beat, Jones makos the sound again.

Sistrunk and Jones look at the tires, then each other.

They get back in and start away. We HOLD 01{ a LONG SllOT as we h~ar Jones begin the FLAT TIRE sound again.

"POLICE ACADEMY 11° - Rev. 10/10/84 28. •

Tackleherry approaches his partner, OFFICER KIRKLAHD, who is by a motorcycle wearing a leather jacket and helmet.

TAGKLEBERR'l Officer Tackleherry reporting for duty, sir!

Officer Kirkland removes her helmet and shakes her blonde hair.

Tackleberry•s jaw drops as though ho's seen a ghost.

TACKLEBERRY

She leans over the motorcycle to turn on the gas switch.

She straightens up, turns around and glares.

KI RI\LAttD <softening somewhat) Oh.

(CONTINUF.D)

"POLICE ACADE~Y II" - Rev. 10/10/84 29.

85 COHTI){UED: 85

She hands him the huge revolver, butt first.

He takes out his own giant pistol and hands it to her.

Tackleberry stops, ernbarrass~d at what he's said.

He studies Kirltland. He's never met a woman like her before.

Faclller and Dooley are h;iving coffee. Dooley chews on a doughnut. Behind them, THROUGH the window, we can see a big mean black GANG MEMBER dousing g~soline on a car.

<COMT I MUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY Ilq - Rev. 10/23/8~ 29A.

86 CONTI HUED: 86 , .... The Gang tle111ber enters the shop.

• GANG MEMBER (to Fackler) Yo, man ... you got a match?

The Gang Member eKits.

Behind them, the CAR EXPLODES in a ball of fire. Dooley doesn't notice. Fackler looks back vaguely and returns to his coffee.

30. '.:

87 IMT. LT. MAUSER'S OFFICE 87

Mauser is looking in a mirror, flossing his teeth . Mahoney enters.

MAIIOHE'l ElCcuse me, sir.

Mauser is startled. He spins around. The dental floss is stuck between his teeth. The floss container dangles from his mouth. Mahoney breal<s it off.

MAHO}IEY Had to get a uniform, sir.

MAIIOllEY That •s right. I r.1ean, where would we hang our handcuffs?

Mauser 1 a ughs and Mahoney joins in. They already despise each other.

111>.IIONEY I like you, too, sir. I admire a guy who isn't ashamed to floss. You know, sir, oral hygiirne is something th:1t too many bi!f-ci ty cops over lool{. If Barnaby Jones had just flossed a Ii ttle more often, I bet h~ 'd still be on the air today.

"POLICE ACADEMY II~ - Rev. 10/10/84 31.

Mahoney, in uniform, ~•alks up the steps and rings the bell. He notices a bunch of Mad Maqa~ine stickers glued to the door. From inside, we hear the voice of Officer Vinnie Schtulman.

SCI! TULtlAH • S VO ICE Who is it?

Mahoney opens the door ••.

He steps into the room which is incredibly messy. Tl~ decor includes a large print of a bunch of dogs playing poker, plastic swords, posters of monsters and the Three Stooge5. Mahoney look~ around warily as Schtulman calls to him from the bathroom.

Mahoney looks at the kitchen area. Dishes and pots lio everywhere, covered with refuse from three-week-old moals. A big yellow cat is scratching in a bowl of Riea Krispies.

We hear a TOILET FLUSH and SHTULt!AM comes out, tucking his shirt in, tugging up his trousers. He shakos Mahoney's hand.

SCHTULMI\H How you doin'? Vinnie Schtulman. Okay if l eat real quick?

(COHTIKUED>

"POLICE ACADEMY IIn - Rev. 10/10/8~ 32.

Schtulman picks up the bowl of Rice Krispies the cat was playing with and sits at a plastic dinette. He pours in some milk.

SCHTUUlAN Next to lunch and dinner, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

He digs into the cereal, starts to take a bite, then sees something which angers him. He yells at the cat.

SCIITULl1AH <continuing) Aw, jeeze, Bunkey!

Schtulman flips something out of the bowl with his spoon.

SCflTULtll\H <continuing) How many times have I gotta tell ya?

He wipes off the spoon, takes a big bite, smiles and speaks to Mahoney with his mouth full.

Schtulman leads Mahoney down the back steps and into the junk-covered yard.

My regular partner. Come on and meet him.

IJ 1 A POLICE DOG 91

A big slovenly mutt that looks like Schtulman•s canine counterpart, casually licking his private parts. He looks up when he hears Schtulmall call.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/811 33-35.

91 COllTI HUED: 91

SCHTULMAll <cont'd) Here, Lou! Come on, boy.

Lou looks up happily, then continues licking hims~lf.

l'IAHOKEY If I could do that, l'd never leave home,

Schtulman opens the gate. LOU bounds out excitedly. BARKING and jumping on Mahoney liko an unmannorly puppy. He licks rlahoney"s face.

92 OMITTED 92 :t thru thru 94 9 4 :t

Schtulman's K-9 truck drivP.s down the street. •

Lou the dog sits on the seat between Mahoney and Schtulman, who is driving. It's crowded. LOU scratches his ear vigorously, PANTS loudly right in Mahoney's face. The dog breath and the BO fr om Schhd man are a 1most more than Mahoney can take. He cracks a window.

SCHTULtlAN Yeah, but you don't want to ride in the back. That's where Lou does his doodies.

They stop at a red light. Mauser pulls up in his watch commander's car.

96 COHTIKUED: 96

LOU GROWLS. Mauser pulls away.

about nine or ten years old, is walking along with a f ootba 11 • Two GAllG l'IEl'IBERS walk up. Gang l'lember ii 1 snatches the football.

The Gang Members play keep-away with the ball, tossing it back and forth, just out of the Kid's reach. Gang l'lember ff2 misses a toss and we FOLLOW

96B FOOTBALL 96B

as it rolls to a stop. A giant hand picks it up.

As he picks up the ball.

96D GANG l'IEMBER t 1 96D

gestures to Hightower.

GANG l'lEt!BER t 1 Hey, cop, over horo.

<J 6E HIGHTOl~ER 96[

throws the ball hard, real hard.

96F GANG MEMBER 11 96F

As the ball hits him in the mids~ction, knocking him straight back and through the plate-glass ~1indow of an abandoned storo. The ball comP.s bt>\mcing out. The Kid runs in and gr abs it. lie looks in ama .:emen t at - -

96G II I GIITOJo!f.R

1o1ho smiles.

37. *

l'lahoney and Sc:htul man wa I k a long a ro1~ of shops. Schtulman piclts up something he fi11ds on a bus stop bench.

SCHTULl1AM Hey, 1 ooll at this. A Baby Ru th. And it ain't even been touched. (he opens the wrapper) Ho wonder. It's got ants all over it. <he brushes it off and takes a bite) Wanna bite?

SCHTUl,MI\H {as he tal:es a last bite of the Baby Ruth) }law, you wouldn't. She's a pig. Ot,J • ••

An ant has stung Schtulrnan on ti~ inside of his lip. Ho picks it out.

96-1 EXT. ALLEY NEAR LIGHTIHG STORE - SAME TIME 96 -I

Four GANG MEMBERS are standing around, plotting a holdup.

GANG r1Er1BER ~3 Come 011, man. 'l'.ou gonna do it 7

GAIIG MEMBER ii S Yeah. I'm gonna do it.

GANG !'!EUBER it~ (handing him a big pistol) WP.11 , .!'l.<l it, man.

Gang Member t6 takns the pistol, sticks it in his hElt.

"POL I CE ACADEMY I I" - Rev. 10/ 10/Stt 38.

This is the lighting fixture store we saw in the opening. The Merchant we met before is finishing up a sale to his ~ only customer, a young mother.

The mother exits. THROUGH the window we see her walking in one direction. She stops and starts running in the other direction. We see why as Gang Members iS and i6 enter. The Merchant looks up.

Gang Member ~6 whips out a wicked-looking .45 auto~atic and points it at the Merchant who immediately throws up his hands.

Mahoney, Schtulm.in and Lou are 1,1alking past the shop window.

Mahoney hns spotted the holdup. He quickly ducks out of sight. Schtulman is confused.

Hooks has taken the call. Proctor is standing over her.

9611 !HT. WATCH COMHAIIDER 'S CAR - COl!TUIUOUS ACTION 9611

tlAUSER (into his radio) Ten-four. (with a wicked smile) Tell them to move in.

96ll I KT. DI SPATCHE:R • S ROOM AT PRECINCT - COHTillUOUS ACT! ON9611

HOO!<S Shouldn't they wait for a backup?

Proctor takes the microphone away fro~ her and spQaks into it himself.

96-0 EXT. SHOP 96 -o

SCHTULl'IAM We are?

Mahoney flattens against the wall and starts inching toward the door. Schtutman follows suit.

96P lllT. SHOP 96P

Merchant has just opened his safP, Gang l'lember t6 takes the cash.

GJ\llG MEMBER t6 (furious) Six dollars?

( COJ{T I HUED)

l/ 0 • •

96P COHTHIUED: 96P

Gang Member t6 looks zead11 to kill tho guy. Suddenly he sees Schtulman peering around the corner through the front window.

GAltG MEtlBER fl 6 Shit! (he presses the pistol at the Merchant's head) Get do~m. Stay down or you're dead.

The Merchant obeys, crouching behind the counter. Gang Membezs #5 and ff6 make a breall for it, running for the rear exit.

Schtulman and rlahoney haven't seen them escape. They draw thP.ir service revolvors.

They burst in .•.

As they point their revolvers. Ho one is in sight.

Gang Members #5 and 16 sneak out the back door and run down the a 11 oy with Gang r!P.mbers 13 and 1111.

Mahoney and Schtulman are creeping througl1 the maze of hanging lamps. It• s very eerie. They• re on ~dge.

96U MERCHAJIT 96U

cowers under the counter, afraid to move.

96V ALLEY BEHIMD STORE

Fackler•~ t:~• r!•~,t• .,,. -. ,·. !! !~~ ! l1 s to the back door, fumblii.,i ,,,;:l: ...... . L ·. i.!:t •j•t a Ha tc:.~:c s a deep breath and step~ inside.

thru thru l 17 117

118 BACK INSIDE STORE 118

Schtulman pushes through the tang le of swag lamps. lie ~ees a man with a gun! It's Schtulman's own reflection ln a mirror. Too late. Schtulman FIRES, SIIJ\TTERlt:G the MIRROR, and at that instant we --

119 FACKLER 119

near the back of the store. The gunshot stnrtles him so badly that he squeeaes the trigger o{ the sawed-off SHOT- GU}I. It ROARS l Ike a cannon, dropping a I ine of chandeliers behind them.

120 SCHTULMAN AND MAHONEY 120

leap for cover, convinced the armed robber has shot at them. They open up with the service REVOLVERS, FIRING REPEATEDLY, SMASHING GLASS with every SIIOT.

121 FACKLER 121

returns FIRE through the maze, BLASTIRG LAMPS in every direction.

122 OMITTED 1?. l

123 SCHTULl1AH AND MAHOHE'i 123

STOP FIRING for a moment. They stalk Fackler through the jungle of lamps. Tension builds.

123A FACKLER 1231\

123B SCIITULMAH ARD MAHONEY 123B

take a few steps backward and trip over Fackl~r. Their GUMS FI RE. l~e hear someone RETUR:U NG tl1e i r SHOTS.

4 2. :t.

TACKLEBERRY AND KIRKLAND 124

Tackle berry OPENS FIRE with his .IJ5 autoloader. It goes off like a small howitzer. Then Kirkland FlRES a long, ear-shattering BURS'I from an Uzi SUBtlACHINE GUN, MOWI}IG DOWN practically all the LAMPS that are left.

125 EVERYBODY ELSE 125

hits the floor as Kirkland rakes the shop with BULLETS. She STOPS.

126 TACKLEBERRY

is very impressP.d.

127 MERCHANT 127

turns around to see a GRO~LING LOU staring in his face. The Merchant makes a dash for his life, with Lou right on his tail.

128A STREET OUTSIDE SHOP 128A

As the Merchant runs out the front door, slamming it behind him.

129 HIGHTOMER 129

is waiting. He thinks the Merchant is the robbQr getting a!l.11'. Hightower charges and drops the rlorch.:.nt with a crack-back tackle, smearing him into the pavement. Hightower looks up to see Lt. Maus~r standing over him.

11AUSER Hello, Higl1tower.

Mahoney, Schtulman, Tackleberry and Kirkland straggle out of the store, shcc,pishly holdin!J their guns.

The Merchant gets up and~,"::,,,.,, ~o his store a defeated man.

MERCll.!\MI My shop. Look ~hrat they clid to my shop.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/SIJ IJ3.

I: i;

As seen THROUGH the plate glass window. Every piece oI glass in the shop has been smashed eKcept for one pitiful-looking swag lamp hanging from the ceiling.

comes running over to the Merchant.

He hands the Merchant the six dollars. The Merchant looks at it, then looks at his shatten~d shop. The last swag LAMP falls and BREAKS. He whimpers.

All our officers are lined up in front of their lockers. Captain Pete Lassard looks on grimly while Proctor reads a report. Mauser listens with suppressed glee.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/8~

135 CONTI HUED: 135 ,---.

11AHOIIEi' <COIIT 'D > He taught us that a cop can neuer try to hard or care to much. And that's what we did today. Perhaps we were a bit overzealous.

MI\HONEi' If caring is a crime and trying is a felony, then r guess we all plead guilty.

Lassard exits. Mauser fumos.

Schtulman begins eating an egg salad sandwich.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 45.

136 LOU 136

sees this and leaps to the attack, BARKING, GROWLlllG ferociously, backing Mauser into a corner.

Lou backs off. Mauser tries to regain his dignity.

Lou attacl!s again. 11auser turns tail and runs for the door. He slams it just in time.

The place is called "The Club and Cuff." We hear MUSIC and LAUGHHIG inside.

The place is decorated in a police motif. Handcuffs, nightsticks and guns are mounted on the walls, along with photos of famous cops from TV shows and movies. Mahoney, Schtulman, Hightower, Jones and Fackler are all gathered at a table drinking beer. They all t.1ear civilian clothes. Schtulman gets the attention of a waitress.

SCHTULtll\H Give us another round here, will ya?

They all drink.

<COMTiffUED>

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/SlJ 46.

138 COJITIRUED! 138

Tackleberry walks up and stands there, slightly embarrassed.

MAHONEY

Mahoney and Tackleberry exit.

139 AT BAR 139

Proctor, in civilian clothes, approaches the BARTENDER who is pouring several draft beers.

Proctor hands the Bartender a fifty dollar bill. The Bartender reaches under the har, pulls out a bottle of pure liq\tid.

The Bartender begins to rour the alcohol into the beer. Proctor smirks.

1110 11A!lC HEY P. l!D I AC!-: l. "E:F f. 1'. P. Y

settle into a private booth.

~!t\HOHCY

TJ\~~~:T..FFF. nr '1' It's l:ir)(!~.nd.

11/\HOHF:"l OJ, yenh ... your rn!t11er.You're a l uc!:~• nu11, T,H.:kl r, h;•l· r y.SltP 'S ~ ioxa

Tf: c~:L£~ t n RI Affirmnli~~- Witl1 r~g~rd to Kirlll:ind, I ...

II,~ cnn't !JO 011.

11/J!O!'.SY

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rF·H0 1~~~· Yo,1 thinJ< :•Jha.l~ C~·~ift 011, n~n. SrQ!l jt out.

TacJtlebPt ry locl!5 ~t onncl t:o ~al!e ~u1·~ no one O\~f?rh~ar!:, thr.· n :; r,e 11 s it out in pu I i cc corl e.

111\ll OJ!SY ( reali-;-:ii.~, n!:toni~'11<1<I, ~ little too loudly) Lnvf'I"?! Yol~'r,, 1:1 _lc·v~?

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t~AHOl~r Y <t.J!, j ~ !''.'; l nt; f~,:c i ted 1 }') 'icu a!•d l:ir];l;~~1tl. 'Ih1l'. • ~ OT'-;1 ~-. So, <lo~s ~h~ h•1v,~ thf' J1ot~ -7c:-;-~:uu, t 1,•.)?

T t..<:~~J.ERr.~ ~ Y I duu•t J(11~H. I·~ in ►--~:1H:•ri~nc~tl in r« ~ L':q· s of ri 1 0~1;-i !\ t.i. ~· nrd.u: P.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/Slf

1110 COMTINUED:

T/\CJ<LEBERRY We 11 •••

1'1AHOMEY You must have had at least one.

T/\CKLEBERRY Negative.

Everybody in the place hears this. We hear some snick- ers. Tackleberry gets all red in the face. He stands up and barks at the crowd in his best policeman's voice --

He sits down. Mahoney pats him on the shoulder.

llf0A EXT. STREET OUTSIDE BAR - NIGHT 1 IJ OA

Mauser is parked in his watch commander's car. Proctor walks up.

Mauser pulls away. Proctor gets into his own car which is parked in the shadows.

"POLI CE ACADEMY I I" - Re 11. 10/ 10/8'1

Mahoney, Fackler, Hightower, Tackleberry, Jones and Schtulrnan are slouched over the table, their faces in their beer. They're all sloshed. So is Lou. rlahoney picks up his head and puts his arm around Schtulrnan.

Schtulman starts to leave. Mahoney stops him.

Proctor is still waiting in his car, He looks up as he hears the GUYS COMING OUT of the bar.

The guys come out, reeling drunk, and trying to play touch football. Mahoney, Schtulman and Hightower form a huddle.

l'IAHO.HEY Schtulrnan •.. you go down and out. On sixty-three ••• ready, break!

( C:OIIT I IIUED)

ftPOLICE ACADEMY llft - Rev. 10/23/SIJ 50.

11JOD CONTINUED: 1110D

11AHONEY Forty-two left ... thirty-five right. Sixty-three •.• hut. hut!

Hightower snaps the beer bottle. Schtulman goes out. Mahoney throws the beer bottle .•.

whispers to 11ahoney.

1111 OMITTED 11! 1 thru thru 1iJ 9 1119

TO ESTABLISH that this is morning.

We are CLOSE OK Proctor's photos of football game of night before. ANGLE to reveal Proctor showing photos to Pete Lassard. Proctor wears a bandage. Mauser is smiling.

LASSARD * ,. Were they drunk?

Proctor has black eye. •

(C.:OMTINUED)

ftPOLICE ACADEMY !In - Rev. 10/23/811 50A.

,so COIITIHUED: CAD 150

,. LASSARD ,. Why?

,. PROCTOR Just following some vagug inner * ,. voice, sir.

(CONTIKUEO)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 51.

150 COHTINUEO: 150

Proctor eMits. Mauser walks Captain Lassard to the door.

MI\USER (continuing) Sorry I had to do that, sir. But sometimes he just goes too far.

All the recruits are sitting around listless, hung-over. Proctor enters and blows a shrill whistle. The recruits cringe.

l50B INT. MAUSER'S OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER 1508

Mauser is alone. He leans back in his chair and stares out the wind ow. Mahoney enters. Mauser doesn't notico.

M(>.USER {gleefully, to himself) Any day now, Mahoney, and your little ass is going to be mine.

Mauser spins around in the chair, startled.

tlAUSER Very funny. Every year wn get a " rookie who thinks he's a comedian, "' Mahoney. See if you think this is • funny. .. (scribbling on an assignment sheet) Your new ass i gnmc;n t.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 52.

Mahoney, Schtulman and Lou are sitting in a little booth in the middle of the tunnel, watching cars go by. It's smokey and foul.

MAH01{£:( Who's gonna save us?

Mahoney dusts some black soot off his sleeve.

He tosses the ball across tho tunnel. Lou runs after it. Suddenly there is a loud O.S. CAR COLLISIOM. Lou returns with the ball.

He and Mahoney got up to investigate the accident.

Hightower is walking along. His street looks peaceful. He's doing a good job. He stops when he sees Mauser wait- ing for him r-n the 14atch commander's car.

You know, Hightower, I bP.lieue a m~n should do what he does best.

(COKTIIIUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY Il" - Rev. 10/10/Slf 53.

152 COIITIIIUED: 152

Mauser nods toward a jitney. Hightower sighs. Mauser hands him the keys and a book of tickets.

Jones makes the sound of a high-pitched squeak. Sistrunk thinks it's the car.

Jones answers in German gibberish. Sistrunk frowns. When he thinlHl Sistrunk isn't looking, Jones makes the squeak again. Only this time Sistrunk notices. lie doesn't let on.

Jones gets out and opens the hood. As he leans in ...

155 SISTRUNK 155

turns on the ear-piercing SIREN. It YELPS loudly, right in Jones' ear. Jones staggers out from behind the hood, stunned and wobbling. Sistrunk chortles.

156 OtlITTED 156 "

Dooley's squad car pulls in. Fackler gets out.

"POLICE ACADEMY ll" - Rev. 10/10/84

iss AKOTHER ANGLE - STATION 158

LATIN KID who is sitting with his feet propped up, read- ing a wrestling magazine. Loud LATIH MUSIC PLAYS on a portable RADIO.

The Kiel indicates a key on the desk, Fackler picks it up. It's attached to a heavy chain with a huge concrete block on the end. He struggles to lift the thing.

LATII{ KID (continuing) Hey, don't run off with that.

158A SQUAD CI\R 1581\

Dooley watches as two big GAllG MEl1Bf.RS walk up, carrying some tools.

GANG 11EMBER ft 7 You got any jumper cables?

Dooley starts to get out of the car.

npoLICE ACADEMY !!ft - Rev. 10/10/84 55.

159 FACKLER 159

is dragging the heavy key chain over to the restroom door. He manages to open it ...

It's incredibly vile and filthy. The walls are covered with graffiti and grungy with years of slime. Scum drips from the overflowing urinal. The commode looks like it hasn't been used for years. The porcelain is broken, cobwebs cover it. A big rat sticks its head out of the toilet bowl and glares.

161 FACl<LER 161

can't believe how bad it is. He closes the door and turns around to see --

162 SQUAD CAR 162

right where he left it, but it's been completely strip- ped. The hood is up; the engine is gono, as are all four wheels. The car is covered with freshly sprayed graffiti and Officer Dooley is nowhere in sight. We can hear him POUNDHIG on tho lid of the trunk, his VOICE MUFFLED but desperate.

Mahoney, Schtulman and Lou wearil'} climb the steps. They' re covezed with soot from the tunnel.

A162B INT. MAJN PRECINCT LOBBY - DA~ A162B'

Mahoney, Schtulman and Lou walk past a group of citizens. • Pete Lassard is addressing them. •

"POLICE ACADEMY rr· - Rev. 10/10/8~

Kirklanil opens her locker and is surprised to £ind a rose. Hooks notices this.

,.

A smile plays across Kirkland's lips.

is repairing his helmet.

60. :1

162D KIRKLAND AND HOOKS 162D

Kirkland's eyes say it all.

162[ MAHONEY 162E

enters the 1ocker room, still covered in soot. Mauser passes by wearing only a towel.

Mauser heads toward the showers. Mahoney is too tired to respond. He slumps down on a bench next to Tackleberry who is repairing his helmet.

M/\HOHEY Hi, Tackleberry.

Tacltleberry hands Mahoney a. container of a thick, glue- I il:P mil<lu-r-e. llahoney stirs it. Tackl1?.b1?.rry sandpapers his helmet.

Tackleberry takes hack thP- can.

Tackleberry begins to apply the stuff to his helmet.

TACl<LEBERRY A few seconds.

11AHOHEY Got any more?

thnt thru 167 16·1

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168 LOCKER ROOM SHOWER 168

Mauser is in the shower, singing "If I Ruled the World" to himself. He starts the shower, douses his head, and with his eyes closed, reaches for the shampoo. He can't find it. Suddenly Mahoney's hand reaches INTO FRAM£ and hands him a tube of something. Mauser takes it and quickly rubs a lot of it into his hair. He tries to work up a lather with both hands. Suddenly, he stops working his fingers, because they're stuck. Really stuck. le tries to pull them away from his hair. He can't. He screams.

169 I NT. MA l H LOCKER ROOM - CONT I NUOUS ACTI OH 1&9

All the male recruits. including Mahoney, are getting dressed. Mauser walks through the group, obviously nude, although we only see him from the waist up. His hands are still fiberglassed to his hair which is sticking up in peaks. He glares at them.

Lou sees Mauser and takes off after him, snarling fero- ciously. Mauser runs /or the door. He pushGs it open, just in time. And he steps into ...

which is full of people from the citizens' watch group. Mauser leans against the door, horrified for an instant. Tha people in the lohbv are shocked. M~user decides to pretend nothing is wrong. He walks nailed through the lobby, his hands still glued to his hair.

rll\USER (forcing a smile) Hi. How are you?

Ci~izen~ give him a ~Gird look.

M!IUSER (continuing) What's thQ mattor? You naver saw a man wash his hair before?

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FADE IN:

thru thru

Proctor is cutting the last chunk of fiberglass out of Mauser's hair. Mauser looks at himself in a hand mirror. He scowls at the huge gaps and bald spots.

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Mauser holds up his hands. Big clumps of hair are fiberglassed to his palms. Proctor can't control him- self. lie snickers. Mauser glo1~ers at him.

Pete Lassard rides along in a police station wagon. He sees something that makes him mad --

180B A LITTLE GAHG Mf-MBF.R 1808

is spraying graffiti on an alley wall.

180C LASSARD 180C

stops the station wagon, j\tmps out and haads toward the gang rnernbe I •

PETE Ll\SSARD Hey!

Lassard runs toward the gang nu~rnber. But when he gets into the alley, he is quickly surrounded by several more big gang members, all carrying cans of spray paint. Thay rattle the cans, threatening Lassard.

The gang ~1embers close in on him.

180D HIT. SQUAD ROOtl - MHW'l'F.S T.hTF.R 180D

Mauser is speaking to the new recruits. He wears a bad wig. He is scowling.

Mii 11 ~I".'\ At tJ1af: r--•:,\ • }c•::s truly was th:: ohjccl o! >\ r,,d j(; inu~ pranlt.

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180D COKTIKUED: 180D

MAH O}{EY I can. And if you don't stop that, sir, you could go blind,

Lassard's STATIOK WAGON whools up and SCREECHES to a stop. It's spray-painted with graffiti. On the side of the car, in big letters, is written, "PIG MOBILE." Lassard gets out and slams the door. He looks like he just lost a fight. 'rhe gang has spray-painted hi111, too. On the front of his uniform is written, "CHIEF PIG." A big star is spray-painted on his chest. He storms up the steps.

180f !HT. SQUAD ROOM - SAME THIE 180f

Mauser is still interrogating the officers.

Mauser is interrupted as Pete Lassard storms in, still furious about his run-in with the gang.

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180F COMTIHUED: t80F

Mauser sits instantly. There's no dealing with Lassard now.

Fackler jumps up on his desk, raises his arm like he's going over the top at lwo Jima and yells

Fackler falls off the desk. (NOTE, stirring, martial MUSIC UNDERSCORES this sequenc~.)

Two gang members come running out of the bushes carrying several women's purses. We hear an O.S. woman yell --

Mahoney leaps out of a tree, commando -sty le, on top of one of the gang members.

182 OTHER GANG MEMBER 182

runs of£ in another direction.

183 MAHONEY 183

shouts £or h~lp.

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184 SCHTULMAH 184

is sitting on a park bench, eating an ice cream cone. As the other gang member runs past, Schtulman sticks out his leg and the gang member trips, headlong to the ground with a loud thud.

Tackleberry and Kirkland have two GANG MEMBERS up against a wall.

,.

She hands him the handcuffs. Their hands touch. They're both embarrassed. The Gang Member looks back at them, • annoyed.

GAHG ME~1BER Hey, don't let me interrupt nothin'.

Two of the Gang Members who earlier attacked Fackler's car are stripping an expensive car. Gang Member 17 is taking off a wheel while Gang Member 18 works with a wrench under the hood. Fackler walks up and politely taps Gang Member 18 on the shoulder.

Gang Member 18 is so unimpressed that he doesn't even stop working under the hood.

Fackler fumbles with his PR-2~ baton, holds it out.

Unseen by Fackler, Gang Member f7 sneaks around from behind, tire tool in },and, about to clobber him.

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Fackler raises the baton, just to threaten him. On the backswing, he pops Gang Member i7 in the forehead. Fackler spins around, in time to see him hit the ground, out cold.

As Fackler turns he bumps into the brace holding up the hood. The hood slams down on Gang Member i8.

Namu and another big, mean gang member are terrorizing the Chinese grocer.

Suddenly, Jones enters. He leaps into a martial arts .. position and mak~s threatening noises like Bruce Lee.

,.

Namu turns the gun on him.

Jones circles him, making cat-like noises.

Just like Bruce, Jones leaps 10 feet straight up, doing a remarkable triple flip. As ho comes down, he kicks both Namu and the other gang member. The blows make loud smacking sounds like you hear in Bruce Lee movies. Both gang members drop li)c~ ~ ton of brickP.

A slightly-built young man with e~trernely short hair is walking along by himself. lie looks up in horror to see --

189 TEK OR TWELVE GANG MEMBERS 189

coming for him.

\90 YOUMG MAN 190

breaks and runs for cover into --

191 BLUE OYSTER BAR 1'}1

The young man dashes inside, followed by the gang members,

The young man runs for cover. Several men in leather are dancing with their male partners. They look up as the gang members enter. Tho t!USJC STOPS. The men in leather step forward, threateningly. ihe partners hang back. On'! of the leatlu~r boys throws the first punch at a gang member and the melee begins.

Hooks has just takon a call on the radio, Mauser and Proctor are going over some reports.

Hooks gives Mauser a look, but obeys.

She lool<s for the address.

( CO!lT IIIUED)

,.

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Mauser and Hooks both give him a look. Proctor quickly returns to work on tha reports, pretending not to notice.

The K-9 truck pulls up. Mahoney, Schtulman and Lou get out. They stop as thr,,,y see --

192C BAR 192C

Tha fight is raging inside. Me hear BRAWLING, sounds of BARE -KNUCKLE SLUGGING, TABLES being CRUSHED. A CHI\ IR CRASHES through a WINDOW.

192D MAHOllEY, SCHTULl'IAR. LOU 192D

SCHTULMAI{ Jee~e.

t!AIIONEY I'rn going in.

192E MAHONEY 1~2E

charges into the door. He is instantly thrown back out. He lands at Schtulman's feet.

HIGHTOWER'S JITNEY 192F 192F

1Jheels up. Hightower gets out.

SCHTULllf\N Hi ya, HightowAr. Looks prAtty bad.

They watch in amazem,int as Hightower strides into tho door of the bar. The RRAHL INTENSIFIES. Suddenly one of the gang members flies out ol thA door backwards, landing at Mahoney' s fl)<>+. ,... ,.,.,,.. · ···· ··..·· ·•h<>r s::ii ls out. The HightO\l<'Y ,_ .... ' rr r> 0 rhir under his arm lihe « !1,.~·· , ,,, ... ~cld.ul1n:;,n looil at each other, amazed.

(CO!ITIKUED)

·; 3.

1') J,fCONT I !WED:

HJCHTOJ.!ER ( continuii1t1> Put lhD~o in tliP l1,1cl1.I'll ho 1i11hl h.::.cl·:.

lie goes bncl: ior r:orr..lfahun!·y ~ncl Schtul:n<1n picll up one of th<? !f:lll{I '"":nl,~rs .::.::clcarry hi Pl to th~ ~... ai ting K-9 tr ucll.

t!tdlel!EY ( to tho y :u, g r:r:>mhe r ) YOU h::ive u,~ I j gh ~ to roi::;: lll 5 i lmi t. You hil\'C the right to :i Ctll.!l t ~rpc,j11l0~ ~ttor11~y •..

or-11cM. n,rr re~,

193 K-~ TRUC~ ., nlHUT~S LRTEr 193

M.::.hoJls· 1• is r<! :ld i ng th~ 1: r is or,.-,? s t. It~ i T r i ~hts. Sch\~: l ri ~;i i::; 5!.~!ffinq r:1:yl·e th.~- ei9hth oz nintlr g ... ty 1nl-o th,-· h~1:k. 'Iht:!}' r re! st~cl;~-:,ci in 1 iJ:~ cord t-1octl, l h;~j r it~G23 p1~~~cc; <l~H:ill'J ~ l~:2 F.!~t«J c;;g,~.

r1r1H~!C 'i ( CO!l t' Ii) 'iou h:n;c, lb•: 1·ighl. to s!~~g th,1 h~\!t'S. lou h~~:,.: tl:~: I itihl to c:.~h1e "f'l •.• tl1at·s vory i~porta:1t.

orTIC~L FL!r TO:

EX!. K·9 TRUCK - MIJ!UIE~ LATER

II i [>l,t or~n r ;,nd ~ch t~il ~,m «re 5 tack i n11 the l <l.$ t 11'1 y i 11 I.<> t~i-:! r~c]~ecl l1 uc~;. ih,:,y <::-in hnrr, l 'j <: lo~t0 thr> rlcr:!·, t1:-::rc a!"c so m~n~, of th~!rr◄• rlc?.h',?H:y i!.i !.,ti)} re;:u~jn~y.

rc~n o~n~ 't' <~er~ t • c!) Yoll h~'.:ci thP t ig:,•_ t.:."l s,,1,1~ ◄-. Yt•iJ h:l·,c, thQ right to p~~nt th-~ i.!:ll ls, b11L no 1011d u•,lor~.

H 1 CH ·rftl!f.R l tl1in!1 tl•nt's nil.

l'l/1.1 [OJIF.Y n~?Ftn good job, Hi~~~~~ CH!P't. Th«nJ:s.

H l Gf!T('!,!E i\

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194 CONTINUED:

HIGHTOl~ER (continuing) Ya'll be good.

Several of the Blue Oyster customers gather around Hightower, gazing at him in admiration. Hightower blushes. The truck pulls away. It is so loaded down that the rear bumper scrapes the pavement.

All our officers, except Tackleberry, are present.

DESK SERGEA}[T (handing him the phone) Captain Lass~rd, it's the commisioner.

Mauser enters with Proctor, who carries some reports.

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19S COHTIHUED: 195

Proctor hands Mauser the reports.

Mauser smiles. Mauser hangs up.

Pete Lassard walks into office and closes the door. We hear anguished CRIES as he POUKDS his HEAD ON tho DESK. Mauser smiles.

(CONTI IIUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/84 75A.

195 COHTINUED: (2) 195

Mahoney watches as Mauser exits.

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197 I }(T. LOCKER ROOM 197

Jones is sitting on a bench, playing taps. Schtulrnan ~ takes off a sock, smells it and throws it over his ~ shoulder. It sticks on the wall. He takes off the other sock and throws it, just as ..•

198 MAUSER 198

opens the door to enter the locker room. The sock hi ts him and sticks. He peels it off, disgusted.

LOU GROWLS a warning. Mauser eKits quickly, still glaring at Schtulman.

198A MAHONEY 198A

enters the locker room. He notices Tackleberry putting on a bad sports jacket.

tll\l!OHEY Why so dressed up?

TACl<f,E:Bf.R RY I have a date with Kirkland. "

11/1.HONEY Is that cologne you"re wearing?

TACl<LEBERRY Ko. Gun oil.

A NURSE marches down the hall, her SHOES SQUEAKING. She's a scowling bulldog of a woman, 200 pounds of pure venom. Two male attendants accompany her.

M~user, in~ ~n~•l. ~~•ses hp M~honQy. Th~y ol~rQ al each other. Nahoney watches as llauser enters the showers. Fackler approaches rlahoney.

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77. •

200 COHTINUED: 200

The fat Hurse entets.

Mahoney looks towards the showers. Steam ls corning out. We can hear Mauser RUNlfI HG the WATER. l'lahoney smiles.

Mausor is showering. He looks around, suspicious, para- noid. He starts to lather. Sud(lenly two pair of hands grab him.

The atten1lants drag nauser out of the showers to the waiting Nurse. They bend him over.

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202 CONTINUED: 2 0?.

An attendant quickly slaps a big piece of tape over Mauser"s mouth. He murmurs a protest. 'Ihe Nurse steps behind Mauser.

She smiles demonically and snaps on a rubber glove, tugging it up to her elbow.

203 CLOSE ON MAUSER'S FACE 203

His eyes bulge and he gives out a muffled scream as tho O.S. Hurse begins her search.

FADE IN:

Kirkland opens the door to reveal Tackleberry who wears a !lowered disco shirt. He is very nervous,

Tackleberry stares at Kirkland, she loolts very attractive in the nice dress she"s wearing. Kirkland says nervously:

l<lRKLAHD (quickly) No.

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203A CONTINUED: 2031'\

There's an awkward pause. Kirkland glances at her watch.

He thrusts a small package into her hand.

203B CLOSEUP - Gl FT 203B

A pair of sterling silver earrings shaped like tiny handcuffs.

203C TACKLEBERRY AHD KIRKLAND 203C

He beams with pride as she tries on one of the earrings.

She looks absolutely radiant. The lighting seems sud- denly very flattering to them both. They gaze into each other•s eyes.

MUSIC: A lush, romantic melody, very heavy on the strings. This continues to swell under the following MOHTAGE as we slowly --

A201! MONTAGE A204

1) EXT. CITY STREET - DAY

Kirkland, in uniform, is riding along. Sh~ !~ughs ns she sees --

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2) TACKLEBERRY

riding on his motorcycle with one leg out behind him, sho~,i ng o £ f 1 i ke Paul Hewman in "Butch Cassidy."

3) KIRKLAKO AKD TACKLEBERRY

She is riding on the handlebars o! his cycle. They're laughing.

IJ) INT. POLICE STATION

Tackleberry and Kirkland are playfully fingerprinting each other. He presses her fingers on the ink pad, raises them to his lips and II i sses them. This leaves ink stains on his mouth, but they are both oblivious.

5) FIRING RANGE

Several cops are lined up, blasting at targets.

6) TACKLEBERRY AND KIRKLAND

He has his arms around her, showing her how to fire a huge shotgun. She fires a couple of rounds, al though we can't. hear it heca11~e of thP ORF.A.MY MUSIC. They look at each other lovingly.

7} IH SKY ABOVE

Two beautiful doves flying in SLOW MOTION.

8> BACK ON GROUND

Tackleberry points up at the doves. Kirkland smiles. Together they raise the shotgun and fire. A f e~1 feathers fall INTO FRAME.

9) EXT. WOODS NEAP. FIRING RANGE - NIGHT

Tackleberry is roasting the doves over a small fire. He gazes transfixed at Kirkland who is slowly sliding a ramrod up and down, cleaning the barrel of Tackleberry's giant shotgun. '.their eyes meet, their {acQs flush with passion.

The MUSIC reaches a CRESCENDO and ENDS.

2011 Ol'lJTTED 2011

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/8~ 81.

A205 EXT. KIRKLAKD'S APARTMEKT - KIGHT A205

Kirkland and Tackleberry, in uniform, are standing in the doon1a11. We see the i. r motorcycles in the background.

He turns, takes a few steps down the walk. Suddenly Kirkland calls out --

The 111JSIC SOARS once again as he runs to her. They l~iss passionately, then break apart.

B205 I MT. APARTMENT - COMTI:IWOUS ACT I OK B205

They step inside the doon,ay, grab each other and ease down onto the couch, kissing wildly. Tackleberry fumbles awkwardly with the bucl!le oI her gun belt. She unbuckles it for him. Her heavy pistol hi ts the £ loor with a thud. Tackleberry unbuckles his own gun belt and drops it, too. Then he remembers his "back-up" gun in a hidden holster at the small of his back. He tosses it to tho floor. Ho takes a small revolver out of a holster on his leg and drops it. Kirkland takos his hand and guides it inside her blouse. With trembling finyers, Tackleb,nry reaches in and comes out with a tiny double-ba:rrel derrinyor. lie pitche~ it to the floor. They melt into each other's arms as --

Th!! CAMERA MOVES TO the floor where Tacklebe:rry's club is sticking through Kirkland's handcuffs. The MUSIC reaches a CLUIAX and SUBSIDES.

FADE IN:

"J'OLJ CE ACADEMY I I" - Rev. 10/ 10/81J 81A.

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Pete Lass ard and his brother Eric at one o £ those TEPPAll • tables with a hot metal surface in the middle. Their JAPANESE CHEf is preparing the food in a verv flashy manner, tossing utensils around, slamming the salt shaker on the tab le, f 1 i pp i ng food to the Lass ard brothors. Unfortunately, the chef is very bad at this. Pete is extremely annoyed.

The Chef looks hurt but continues to toss things <1round.

PETE LI\SSARD (suddenly very calm) Oh, I'm fino. Look what I got for you. An early birthday present.

He reaches under the table and gives Eric a small bowl with a large tropical fish in it.

He admires the fish, sets it on the teppan table.

ERIC LJ\SSARD (continuing) How are things at work, Pete?

This suddenly inflames Pete's temper. He practically shouts, his neck muscles bulging.

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ZfJ6 COHTIJIUED: <2) 206

PETE L!\SS~.l!D <sud~P11lv cool agni11) Sorry. Just the str:-:in, th:it's al l • ( as the Chn f hi ts hi n, i a the I .ice t.•i lh ~ sl,r in1>; Pete s11:-:rl~ at him) - You slupi,l l.1as ••• (quieklp a1•olo~izing) Scrrv. Y~u•1e doi11y 3 Ntl)\~erfltl job, (sudil~nlr accu~ing Eric) You did this to me!

PETE Lf'.~SARn Y011 ! ~!hy' rl Vi,u s,, 11 ,1 mf"! tho,; e gurs?

'ET!:: LJl~;~,/~~'.D Tl,ct:e r <>{ll~ i r, ~ ! ;\ l l th~~Y ~lo is 'CTeW \IJ)! fo.11<! thr, pvopln in thP n~ ! ~Od1 C! J.ooll il.r !? 1,1c,1 s e. !h~ y h~tc '-'~•.

fit Ir.; Ll'. '.; $1>.!:I) Hhy l1 en· I; you :l ~ sc-:-~~:. t}1 i ng?

n:rr: LAS SAr.n

F:R IC i~ft: ~;~/\ lUJ lfoll, 1•ou couli! ... uh •.• (l.hin~;ing hrird> ..• clo '""~id.hi ng t<> t~;>!'~lllQ thr. co~rntuait~• .. ., « ~pecial shc:>W of 1,01 j er· invol ~,c?''.C?nt in the r~1:i~1hhtnh~Jotl. ,l\. ~t.!·r-r'lt f~ir.

rE TF: LJ\SSA 1'lJ ";:hrit' s hr i 11 i;rnl. You' 1 e lhr.i l1P~~ biy brotJ1ar.

re le lot>l~:1 llvw11, !\oticc.·s th~ t th~ wntC'"r in the fish l,o?~J L:; buhhl i nq. 'fh<? ! i sh f 1 c-,d.:; !,~ l l >' up.

'~TE: L/\ ssr, EU ( shc:r. r h•, to Chef) Thh; fi~h i, boileL

J!:.i'A !{ESF. CHFF You 14::nt 5tir hr,

83. ,.

The Chef flips the fish out of the bowl with lightning speed, tosses it on the tabla. We hear him slice it into pieces. He flips the bi ts of coolled fish to the Lassard brothers.

A HIGH AllGLE ABOVE the street reveals a banner which says, "LETS SUEEP CRIME OFF OUR STREETS!" As we BOOtl DOWK TO street level we see a festival underway. Booths are selling goods and all kinds of strange ethnic foods, A few portable carnival rides are set up. The street is cro1~ded -with people from the neighborhood, some of thel'I in colorful ethnic costumes.

A band is playing cheerful music which sounds sort of vaguely Balkan. Here and there we see the police officers, in ~niform but relaxing and joining in the fun:

208 MAHOXEY 208

is inside a booth sponsored by the police, He's handing out pamphlets.

MI\IIOHEY ( like a carnival barker) Step up. Right here. Crime prevention painph I e ts , I got safety tips ... do's and don'ts ..• 'How to Slug a Mugger' ...

209 Ll£UT£HAHT MAUSER 209

is watching the fair, scowling. Schtulrnan walks up, eating sorot>thing 1,mird.

Sr.II: Ill. 11 I\ ll Havt> ;•ol! t! !•:(! ·.:,,., ·.:·;,."1;,n food? llen:,, talH~ a bit".

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SCHTULMJ\N Pig ear on a stick.

Schtulman sticks it in Mauser's face.

210 TACKLEBERRY 210

Clog dancing with a group of costumed dancers as Kirkland watches, smiling.

2 \1 JONES 211

is amazing a little boy by making eerie space sounds.

212 BOOTH SPOHSORED BY POLICE 212

Chloe walks up. Mahoney is glad to see her.

Where's your ethnic costume?

He hops over the counter to join her.

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212A SMALL CROWD 212A

is gathered to watch an athletic event. A sign says: •Tuna Toss Sponsored by the Latvian Benevolent Society." A brawny Latvian contestant (in costume) grips a 20- pound blue fin tuna by the tail, spins it like a hammer and tosses it as far as he can. The crowd cheers.

212B ANOTHER LATVIAN 2128

marks where the fish hit the street.

212C TILT-A-WHIRL 212C

Fackler gets off, dizzy. Hightower gets on with a couple of little Asian kids.

212D OH FERRIS "WHEEL 212D

Mahoney is kissing Chloe. The ferris wheel is stopped. ._

:r CHLOE I never kissed a cop before.

They kiss again. The ferris wheel starts up and their car LIFTS OUT OF FRAnE. the neKt car reveals Tackleberry and Kirkland passionately making out. As they LEAVE FRAME, we see Fackler sitting in a car by himself, enjoy- ing the scenery.

213 SMALL STAGE 213

set up on the street. It's coverQd with bunting and

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213 COHTIHUED: 213

A small crowd and several reporters, including TV camera crews, are gathered around for a formal speech. The MAYOR is just finishing her remarks. Captain Pete Lassard stands behind her.

l1AYOR ••. But in a sense, this sar:ie ethnic diversity gives our city its charm and its strength. And now, I'd like to introduce the man responsible for this fair. Captain Pete Lassarcl. Captain.

Lassard steps forward, beaming. He holds up a broom. The crowd applauds.

PETE LASSI\RD Thank you, Mrs. Mayor •••

214 NEARBY ALLF.:Y - SAl1E TIME 2111

Zed, the wild-eyed psychotic gang leader, approaches, followed by many members of the gang, more than wa've evor seen befo1e. Se"eral of them carry sticks and bats. They head toward the fair with a purpose.

2. 15 AROUND CORNER - SAME TIME 215

Lou trots up, into the spirit of things, wearing a small pointed Latvian hat. He lifts his leg to urinate, but stops when he sees the GANG standing over him, smirking. LOU GROWLS. Z0d steps from around the corner. Lou stops growling and slinks to the ground, wagging his tail for forgiveness.

216 BACK AT FAIR 2 16

Lassard is into his speech.

Schtulman in the crowd, listening to the speech. Lou slinks up to him, hanging his head. The clog has been spray painted all over with graffiti.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 87.

217 UP IN FERRIS WHEEL 217

Mahoney and Chloe are in an embrace. The ferris wheel stops.

He starts to kiss her, but sees something on the ground that disturbs him.

is at the controls of the ferris wheel. He locks the brake and grins at them.

218A IJP IN FERRIS WHEEL 218A •

Chloe takes off her shoe and hurls it.

CHLOE .. You bastards! •

219 BACK ON STAGE 219

Lassard is wrapping up his talk.

He and the Mayor both grip the broom posing for photo- graphers. They are interrupted by loud SHRIEKING as the crowd suddenly panics. The TV CAMERAS suddenly wheel around to record --

220 GANG 220

bullying their way down the street, scattering the crowd ahead of them. Lassard is furious. He grabs the broom and wades toward the crowd, brandishing it like a club. but he is thrown back as the fleeing crowd runs into him.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. ~0/10/Sq 87A.

221 UP IH FERRIS WHEEL 221

Mahoney is looking down at the melee.

221A TILT-A-WHIRL 221A

Highto~er is spinning around helpless.

222 GAKG MEMBER 22Z

with a baseball hat smashes a display of canned goods.

2Z3 AKOTIIER GI\IIG MEMBER 223

pushes over a booth with a man inside.

SEVERAL GAHG MEMBERS 224

push down an entire row of booths. They crash to the street. People scream.

225 JOIIES 225

speaking into a public address system.

Jones makes chopper noise. A crowd of citizens runs him ~ over.

226 ESPECIALLY BIG GAMG MEMBER 226

shoves a couple Latvian contestants aside and picks up a tuna. He wheels and hurls it into the air with all his strength .•.

Tho same Chef we met earlier is sharpening a knife. The tuna comes crashing through the window. It lands in front of tl1e Chef who starts cutting up the tuna without missing a beat.

228 ANOTHER GAl{G MEMBER 228

up on a light pole, takes out a knife and cuts dot.Jn the banner. If falls into the milling crowd below.

229 PETE LASSARD 229

in the crowd, struggling to get out from under the banner.

(COMTlllUE:D)

An angry mob of people is outside the precinct. It seems the whole community has turned out to protest the ineffi- ciency of the police. The wreckage of the fair is * visible. ~

Fackler pushos his way through the mob on his way to work. He tips his hat to an old woman.

The old lady slams him in the stomach with her heavy purse.

Pete Lass ::ir d is packing up his possessions. lie tiikes do1,1n a 1 arge photo of Jack Wobb. He• s looking at it fondly when Mahoney and Schtulman walk pa5t the door and stop.

PETE LASSJ\RD Thanks, son, but 1 know when I'm beaten.

Proctor sticks his head in the door.

<COMT IllUED)

90. *

231 COHTINUED; 231

Mauser stands looking at himself in a full-length mirror with a sign over it that says, ''How is your public appearance?• He is admiring a pair of shiny new Captain's bars on his shoulders. He breathes on them, shines them with his sleeve, puffs out his chest and steps into the squad room.

233 SQUAD ROOM - CONTJl(IIOUS ACTION 233

As Mauser strides in, smirking intolerably.

The officers are silent.

The guys look at each other. Mahoney stands up.

tlAUSER Mahoney .•. (unable to contain his joy> You're suspended .•. indefinitely.

SCHTULM/l.N You can't do that. You suspond him, you suspend me.

9 1 • «

Mahoney, Schtulman, Lou and Pete Lassard are seated at a booth. Schtulman is looking at a cheeseburger, too depressed to eat.

Lassard slams down his beer.

MAIIOl{EY You did your best, sir.

FETE LI\SSARD If we could just find out where they come from ..• where they hang out. •• who their leader is.,.

SCH TULMl\ll I say we do what Baratta would do.

SCHTULMI\I{ Go untlercover ... infiltrate the g~ng ... got their confidence.

PETE LI\SS/\RD Think you could do it?

111\IIOHEY Me?

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COHTIKUED:

Schtulman is excited. He starts to eat.

MUSIC BEGINS, a slow suspenseful pulse. We are CLOSE OH a pair of black pointed BOOTS, CLICKIHG down the pave - ment. We TILT UP SLOMLY to reveal Mahoney in a gang disguise. He sneers. Half a block behind him, a TRUCK rounds the corner. It BACKFIRES. Mahoney ilattens against an alley wall, petrified.

The MUSIC has STOPPED. Mahoney looks around, regains his sneer and starts walking again. The MUSIC STARTS UP again.

Two gang members ~1a l k TOW.I\RD us. Mahoney is hiding behind a corner, clutching a length of steel pipe, watching them.

When they get within a few yards, Mahoney takes a doep breath and steps ;,.round the corner. Mahoney CLANGS the STEEL PIPE against the METAL GR/I.TING coveriug a shop window. It makes a hell of a racket. Mahoney ~cre~m5 like he's crazy. The gang merabers halt. They watch him war i 1y. Mahoney turns and runs down the street in the other direction, yelling and swinging the pipe as he goe:;. lie :, lo 11:, I ouy e10oug h to Sl:11\SH a PHO HE BOOTH w i i.h

,.

the PIPE.

237 GAJIG MEMBERS 237

start following Mahoney, keeping back, curious.

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238 l'IAHO}{EY 238

passes a shop window. It's the lighting store. Inside, the Merchant is up on a step ladder, hanging up a new chandelier. With an animal cry, Mahoney throws the pipe through the window. The Merchant is so startled he grabs the chandelier, kicking the ladder aside. He hangs on for dear life as the ALARMS sound. Mahoney runs. The chandelier drops.

238A DOJilH STREET 238A

Mahoney is walking fast. The gang members are a few yards behind him.

l'!AHOKEY (under his breath) Come on, guys. Come to papa.

The gang members catch up with him. Mahoney keeps walk- ing, ignoring them.

FLACl<O Hey, man. What you doin'?

When Mahoney speaks, it is with a tough, street-wise accent.

MAllONEY (contemptuously) I ain't doin' nothln'.

FLACl<O How come you messed up that store?

This is the correct answer; they are impressed.

{CONTINUED>

COl{T I llUF:D:

l'!AHOJIEY ( at a losg) Uh.,, Ju\1hec1cl.

FLJ\C!(O Me and Hojo, ~e•1e Hitl1 th0 Seu I .Ii ens, Hho 1h y<JU c ! «im, rn;,.n?

n«ho11ey doE>sn't ar,swPr,

F Lrd.;~:o (cont inu in~> WI\() ' s your 9" n n?

tlAH011£Y ChP r:u,' t thin 1, o{ anrth.ing else) The Archi r-~.

nol10 I «i?l ~ t JH~·.·~r hc:t:rd of no Archi!?s.

t:l\lHHIF: '{ He USE>(l to b~ th~• ~ ur\pucl:ers !net t?c cb ~ngE· rl i l.

il~JO /\11 righl, }'e:>h. I thin!! I h!o\J semi? f1H1 ;1ucJ:~1· s fr 01:1 Lho lk·s t Side.

FL!\C:KO Ile;·, r.1;,Jl, you should lie .,i th us.

1:/\HO!IEY llo!4 do I !J"'t to he a Seal 1 ion?

FL.!\Cl:O ( fr c L•Hd n ~ > Sc \111 i r-11 , H ~ n . . . no l S {; a 1 l i on .

L~OJO Do:1't WOltY, ~c c~n gel you l11.

A lJJ i ~•ht l i y}J l ~J, i ucs OH th,:1~~. /\ :::;q~r;;ri c:~y i,:; t:1 i l i np- th,;,m, ch,;,cl:i11~1 tbc-,,. out.

FLI\Ct;U Chill out. l t' s th~ Man.

Th" squ:,d car stops in front ol the"-! aacl Off j (:1;,r Sistruni: g(:'t.s out. H~ E~J J:.s lou;11 t1 th•::··. ll«hon~y lar'1~, his :f;--.::2 <H-~ =' ~- '°' s Si ~tr unh ~hi n c ~ h i !• f l t1 ~d1 t ; ~1 h t i n Lh,.) i r f ~! t: ~ s •

FLI\CKO l{othin'.

110JO Haw, man. We ain't done nothin'.

They obey. As Mahoney leans against the squad car, ho sees Jones sitting inside. Their eyes meet. Jones is shocked to see Mahoney, but says nothing. Sistrunk a11proaches with the flash! i ght. lie puts his hands on Mahoney to frisk him, and as he doos, Mahoney grabs Sistrunk by the wrist, pins his arm behind his back and snatches his service revolver out ol its holster. He points it at Sistrunk.

Jones obeys.

Jones oboys, watching Mahoney weirdly but afraid to blow his cover.

Jones almost smiles. He rips Sistrunk's shirt. Ho's really enjoying this.

<CONTINUED)

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~38A COKTI KUED: ( 3) 238A

Sistrunk obeys.

Jones kicks him. Jones looks at Mahoney and smiles. Mahoney winks.

They stand back. Sistrunk is looking at Mahoney, trying to figure out who he is.

They obey. Mahoney points the REVOLVER at thP. front tire of the car and FIRES. He quickly moves around the car, SHOOTING out all four tires. He FIRES another SHOT in the air.

He takes off running. Flacko and Mojo catch up with him. Mahoney FIRES the last SHOT into the air, then throws the pistol back toward the car.

Tackleberry and Kirkland are keeping the dinner date with her f o lits. OLD 11AM KI RKLAKD is leaning by the mantle. He's thick-necked, beefy, and tough as nails. His son Bud is the spitting image of his fatheT, only tallar by a little bit and dumber by a lot. Kirkland sits next to Tackleberry on the sofa. If Tackleberry feels uncomfort- able, it's because Bud is grinning at ltim, like a loon.

CCOIITIMUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/t0/84 96A.

He smiles at Kirkland. The Old Man notices this.

OLD tll\N KI RKLAHD Yep. Bud here was once a Golden Gloves champ. But 1 bet I can still take him on.

Bud gets up and starts sparring around. The Old M~n joins him, feinting, dodging, all in good fun.

Sud~efily, with WAr1\i1,g, tho Old M~n punchas Bud in ti~ face, with a loud smacking sound. lt's a good solid right to the jaw. Bud shakes his he~d and grins,

(CO){TIHUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 96B.

238B CONTI HUED: <2) 238B

Tackleberry is watching this, fascinated, his mouth slightly open.

How Bud works inside and gives the Old Man two quick shots to the face with his bare knuckles.

Old Man Kirkland lands him a solid blo14 to the midsection and Bud staggers. The Old Man follows with a fierce uppercut to the chin.

Mrs. Kirkland enters, sweet, genial, somewhat giddy. She ·sees tho light and feigns surprise.

MRS. KIRl<LAIID (just joshing) You boys stop that foolishess and come to the table. Dinner's ready.

The Old Man and Bud stop sparring and put their arms around each other, real buddy -buddy. They' re laughing. Blood trickles from the corner of Bud's mouth.

t!RS. KIRKLAND (continuing; smiling at Tackleberry) Honestly, when tho5e two get started they're like a couple of kids.

Everyone is seated around a table, eating pot roast. Bud's lip is swollen. lie ~rins at raekleberry with his mouth full.

Mrs. Kirkland blushes and smiles at Old Man Kirkland who now wa:ns a l :age red welt on the bridge of his nose. The Old Man notices th~t T~ckleberry is struggling to cut his roast with a butter knife.

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238C COHTIKUED: 238C

And Old Man Kirkland throws the knife at Tackleberry who miraculously catches it in mid iir.

TACKLEBERR'i (calmly) Thank you, sir. Much better.

He cuts the roast, takes a big bite. Old Man Kirkland nods at his daughter, approvingly.

Pete Lassard is showing Mahoney a big, clumsy lavalier microphone which is attached to a bulky apparatus, the size of a cheap transistor radio.

(CONTIKUED)

Q ., , ' .

COIITIMUED:

M~honpy obeys, reluctantly.

111\l!Ol!S Y Wh~1P did y()\I 1:1et his thing?

Mf\.!trJHEY (studying it su5pi- ciou:;ly} Why does it say 'MistAr MicrophotH~'?

SCH 1' ULllA II Don't I-lorry.l m:itle a fo IJ r.101\ if i C:'"I ti 01\S.

Lnssard starts strapping th<? IH!,H•y tlev ice on M:ihonoy' r, chr-st with tap~.

M!1lJOJtF.: i' Ow. Ihat''5 Loo ti~rld:.

lfp rips th>" t:~r'! off tl;,hor:P. y • s dH1st, tali ing some chest hair ~,i th it. 11:ihonc;y 1,Jinces.

M/l, JI C1/F. i' Thr! I'' r,::, t:i Iring me> to mr-!!i: th<:- lrn :id of tho gang.

PF.if, l.l\S~;ARD Good. As long :is this tl1i»g is on, I'JJ h~.:l.t C?Vct)' ~~or~l yotr sciy. J\tst gi~o m~ scna c1uns so I'll }:!"' o:..r 1,:h,::, r r:- Y<n• ?. l ~.

11/\llOJWf Rinht. f:.10 you sur~ ·this i:; q')jnq i.o t.Jo:rk?

SCI! i UL 111\H

Suddenly, fl 01:, tl,o tr:rnsmi tlP.l, W<> he.ir the FAillT but un~istakahlQ sound of ct Pl'.~~F,l},l\J_.L GAfiL.

(CONTIHUED>

239 COIITil!UED: (2) ?.39

BASEBALL A.lll/OU~:er: 11' S VO I er: (filtciad, mutPd) Mump.hrey suing:; •.• it's ;: long driPD to ri1rf1t fi~ld. Gai~g, going ..• ~one. lloly coK!

Mahc,,ne 'I a11tl Lil:;~ ar d l ool< <l t Sch tu I man :: cc: 11 ~ i ng l y. Sch t\1 h\an re tunes thf1 1,;t:e j 1:e I •

SCllT UL fl/I.fl It do~s thal sn~~times. lou j11sl J1q~e to giue it~ l?p.

l'l!\llOIIF: 'i ( unco:1v incod)

tjt!honey, in his g a!lIT di ~g\.J i 3•?, is w~i ting. Uf:' wea1 s « hul}:~r co~t. lo c:otH:~:il tht: r;"ld io tran:c=it; Ltt~?. F ~ :H;l(o nn!? Mojo pul! up in ~n c.1 tl (;h,~v,- cc1:uer l ib1e. n~~lr::t;?\' jiu""~"~.• in illld they till:,;, of l.

Tl(S l DE Cl\!l

110\iO Hey, Juqh~:-i,I. You s1~Qntin', m<ln. Hhy don.• t ~Jou ·tcd;B off r {>~.-r co~ t?

lihl rom: 'l No ... it•~ oJ(ny ...

IHTEP.CUT:

Sch tu l!,, ,rn ~n,1 Pel,, r.~ ~ s :> rti are !'Ion i to I i tl!J ti,<! ti;: !\S - ,:i;t.tcr. L•:•H !;.\t5 h-;,~.c::r·i•H LL,.:·:!. 1~0 C';lH 5t~11 ]l,~;::r n~ht)!?~Y tril~;ing O\TrJT the r~t:~j V('~·.

tlAHO'lE't'S IJOJr..F. (cont'd) ... 1 ... uh ... r J.J.};~ to ~L•-?;-i. t.

PETE LASS,'\.?D <worriPtl) J;,rnn !

tLl\l~Dl:F. '!' ~ VO JCF: t·lhere ~J~ go in•?

COHTIIIUEU:

.. -.

FL/o.C/{O'S VOICE Tl1~t•s for us to Jrnow and ycu t O •• •

Flacilo' s 'JOICE fJ\DES «s lh1,- siynal turns to STATIC. Schtul1•:m J iddles 1,1i th thr- lun,'r.

1111..110 !IE: y 7.C'I d?

f!./V.:J: C He's the !fan.

Al I at one~ ue hP.~l lhP !=-ounO of t1U~1t. Maht'nC?}r' ~ (~e~1ic,2 h;t~ Jd <; J:,:-rl \J p an f! =ls\' 1 i ~ i;e n i n~f r ~ t1 i o ~ t ~ l jun.

BAf.,i' 11h!II LOH' S VOi CF. <filter~,l) I 1-n i te tlrn __ sC'l1rns__ tl_1«_t_rnc1li~ thr, ~~~o.i~ 1~~~ l ll !; : HU.. I tj! ! tq .!b'.'.1 ~~~\ ~L~ ·- ~J l {) V~ ~ u d s l~~~J ~)___ th .i.!l g.~ .

11ah~ney is near panic. lie fur~los 11,,~or l1ls coat to sliut th'? d:n,n thin~! oJ I. Flad:~ \.!·,i:1lis it's fro1n the c:ir radio.

ru-,c1:o ( to t!ojo) He\', !lel ii g_<wd stali on, r.;:n.

FL!1.f:~•~O Chi tting l1~jc en th!•' a1·r.1 > i:f) 11 , no \J,')J~ d c• 1 , s_ i0'2.,j, J tl.

nujo lu11As i11 lo11d LAiilt MUSI~. dro~9jng out B~rry th~ n j 1 c~ 1.1 •

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2113 COHTIHUED:

Mahoney breathes a sigh of relief.

244 !HT. K-9 TRUCK

They•ze piciling up the same LATIN l1USIC. Lassarcl adjusts the signal.

The Chevy pulls up. They drive along abandoned cages. It's very eerie.

BEAR CAVF. 245A

As the Chevy pulls up. A rope bridge stretchos across the moat which is full of scummy green water.

They get out. Mahoney fol lows them across th!! bridgo.

2'15B INT. BEAR CAVE - CONTINUOUS ACTION 245B

Flacko and Mojo lead Mahoney into the gloomy cavern which is lit by torches. It's very spooky. Mahoney is aware of several members of the gang glaring at him. The CAMERA FOLLOWS as they walk deep into the cave. Mahoney notices a vast hoard of merchandise. Gang members are stackin!1 car storeos, TV's, bi eye le whee ls, anything of Va JUI::! a

245C AMOTHER ANGLE 245C

As they reach the entrance to Zed •s private throne room. They are stopped by a huge 1~0111an guard.

(CONTI.HUED)

"POLICE ACADEl1Y II" - Rev. 10/10/84 \01.

21!5C CONTINUED; 2l!SC

She blocks l'lahoney's path.

l'IOJO Hey. He's cool.

She looks Mahoney over, then decides to let him pass. As soon as they're safely out of range, Mojo says:

21!5D !HT. ZED'S THRONE RROM 2115D

He is watching a stolen TV. A sappy show like the Brady Bunch is OK. He's mesmerized. The three enter.

He kicks the TV to the floor. It lands beside several other busted sets.

Zed approaches Mahoney, sizing him up.

l'IAHOKEY Jughead.

11AHOKEY I been thinking of changing it.

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2'15D CONTINUED:

Zed Iinds this amusing. He sneers. l'lahoney takes out a cigarette, his hand shaking slightly.

2'16 OMITTED 21\6 thru thru 2'18 2'11.l

wheels around, heads back in the s::1me direction.

BACK AT BEAR CAVE 250A 250A

Mahoney is trying to light the cigarette with a lighter that doesn't work.

Zed dips his hand into a bowl of clear liquid. He passes his hand over a candle and the hand bursts into flame! He holds it up to Mahoney who lights his cigarette. The flam~ goes out. Zed smiles wickedly, but his face goes darll as he hears the so\lnd of FAINT MANIACAL LAUGHTER. Mahoney' s radio has picked \Ill a local com~erical.

<CONTIKUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/8~ 103.

250A CONTI HUED: 250A

Zed grabs Mahoney and shoves him against the wall. The SOUND STOPS.

250B BACK TO K-9 TRUCK 250B

Suddenly the TRANSM!SSIOK STOPS and there is nothing but STATIC. Lassard picks up his radio microphone.

& &

Hooks has heard the call. Proctor is listening.

HOOKS • Mahoney's in trouble. • {into mike) .. All units we have a 992 at the old • abandoned zoo. •

Proctor grabs the mike.

{COKTIKUED)

npoLICE ACADEMY IIff - Rev. 10/23/8~ 1 0 I! •

Hooks decks him with a sol id hayroaker. She grabs the mike and shouts into it.

Jones and Sistzunk are listening.

Sistrunk doesn't respond.

.. SISTRUIIK :r: I'll move it, mother.

Sistrunk PEELS OUT, directly iSLlo the path of an oncoming garbage truck. The squad car is creamed, out of commis- sion

Fackler and Dooley try to throw their milkshakes out of the closed car windows. It splatters everywhere. Dooley takes off, fast.

Z55B EXT. DOUGHNUT SHOP - CONTINUOUS ACTION 255B

As the squad car careens out of the parking lot on two wheels.

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"POLICE ACADEtlY II" - Rev. l0/10/Slt 105.

258 I KT. HIGHTOl~ER • S JI THEY - SAME TI l'IE 258

Hightower's driving as fast as he can, his jaw clenched in determination.

Several cars move aside as we hear a loud yelping SIREH. Jones zips through the cars on a bicycle clutching a bull- horn. He makes the siren sound again, changing to a steady wail as he pedals OUT OF FRAME.

Zed is aiming a black .~5 automatic at Mahoney. Flacko and Mojo stand back.

Zed turns the gun on Flacko.

Mahoney sees a slim chance and kicks Zed in the crotch as hard as he can. Incredibly, Zed is unfa2ed. His face twists with rage.

Pete Lassard has taken command. He is explaining a plan to Hightolder, Fackler, Dooley, Schtulman and Lou. He points to a hard-drawn map.

<COKTIIHIED)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/8~ 106.

Mauser approaches, furious. LOU SNARLS at him.

LASSARD • Very well Mauser. "'

Lassard starts to respond, but holds his temper.

rll\USER (as if he's an idiot for asking) Up to the air vent.

Yackler shrugs, shoulders a long rope and follows Mauser toward the cave.

Zed lowers the pistol.

Zed props his elbow on the table. Mahoney assumes he wants to arm wrestle. He's relieved.

(COMTINUf.D)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/8~ 106A.

259C CONTINUED: <A1> 259C

Mahoney clasps Zed's hand. Suddenly Mojo lashes their 1~rists together.

(COl{TINUED)

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259C COMTIMUED: 259C

Flacko slaps a big switchblade into Mahoney's hand. Zed whips out a knife that's even bigger.

Mauser and Fackler are climbing the wall of the bear cave. Fackler slips, but he regains his footing.

Jones and Hightower cross the bridge, sneaking so as not to alert the gang inside. Jones still carries bullhorn.

They slip inside, revolvers drawn. They inch forward. Suddenly Hightower stops short as he soes a couple of rats peering at them from the darkness. Hightower is petrified.

HIGHTO~IJ::R I can't go in.

(COKTIHUED)

hPQLICE ACADEMY II~ - Rev. 10/10/Sq 108.

One look at Hightower's stricken face tells Jones that the big man can't go on.

The knife fight has begun. Zed and Mahoney circle each other. Zed slashes out, cutting rlahoney•s coat. They work their way up the steps.

Mauser is rigging a rope to descend through the air vent. Fackler looks down --

A dizzying forty feet down. It's crawling with armed gang members who surround Zed and Mahoney.

259J MAUSER AND FACKLER 259J

Zed has the upper hand in the knife fight. Mahoney loses his switchblade. Zed grins.

259L TOP OF CAVE 259L

Fackler is fumbling with the rope.

Fackler trips, bumping into Mauser and sending him through the hole. Mauser fall~, screaming .•.

"POLICE ACADEMY 11" - Rev. 10/10/8~ 109. z

As Mauser falls head first, the rope trailing behind him. At the last second, just four or five feet from the ground, the rope stops him! He dangles upside-down, shrieking helplessly.

259H JONES 259H

cha;r ge s in, gun drawn.

259-0 GANG MEMBERS 259-0

open FIRE at him.

259P JONES 2591'

retunrs FI RES.

Z60 011MITTED 260 thru thru

Z69 ZED 269

pushes Mahoney ahead of him, holding the knife against his throat.

270 MAUSER 270

is caught in a CROSSFIRE. BULLETS WHIZ all around him while he spins at the end of the rope, his wi(l hanging by a piece of tape.

270A JONES 2701\

EMPTIES his REVOLVER. He ducks behind a corner, and grabs the bullhorn. He make~ a deafening machine gun sound.

271 Ofll TTED 271 thru thnt

GANG 11El1BERS

scatter and run for their lives.

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271JA PASSAGEWAY

Zed pushes Mahoney ahead of him. He stops long enough to cut the cords binding their wrists. Zed takes out the

Several gang members flee across the rope bridge. High- tower is waiting at the other end. Ho grabs the bridge and flips them off. They fall into the scummy water below.

271!C INT. STAIRWAY OUT 27l!C

Flacko, Mojo and the big ~oman·scramble up the stairs, heading for a small door. REVEAL Officer Dooley waiting for thorn. He trips a LEVER which CLANGS into place, locking them insido.

271!D EXT. ENTRANCE TO CAVE 271JD

More gang members try to cross the bridge. Hightower flips them into the water.

Namu reaches an exit door, only to find it locked. With all his strength, he breaks the door. He crawls out, only to see ...

271!F LOU

waiting for him, creeping forward, GRO!~LIHG. Lou charges. chewing on Namu's leg.

271JG I NT. PASSAGEl~A Y 274G

Zed shoves Mahoney up the stairs. The door at the top is open. It's a way out •

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279 CAPTAIK PETE LASSARD 279

steps out of the shadows, aiming a snub-nosed .38 direct- ly at Zed.

Now Zed is pointing the .IJS at Lassan!. It's a stand-off.

And Lassard calmly backs the hammer of the .38. Zed's hand trembles. He breaks, lets out a howl and drops the gun to the steps with a clatter. Lassard relaxes his stance. Zed reaches for another gun at the small of his back. Mahoney sees this and swings from the overhead bars, knocking Zed down. They struggle. Zed reaches for the gun, just beyond his grasp. A big boot steps on his wrist. Zed looks up to see --

280 SCHTULMAK 280

standing there, gr inning at him. Schtulman tal<es a Ji i te out of a pink Hostess snowball.

280A JONF:S 280A

runs up and subdues Zed. Mahoney gets up and dusts him- self off.

Jones snaps the cuffs on Zed. Lassard walks up to him, raises the .38 toward the ceiling the squee~as thQ TRIGGER. It just CLICKS.

(CONTINUED>

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280A COKTIKUED: 2801\

Mahoney, to Zed, who is red-faced with anger:

Zed flares his nostrils. Jones takes him away.

Tackleberry and Kirkland ROAR up on Tackleberry•s MOTOR- CYCLE, carrying every weapon they could get their hands on. Thoy charge up to Hightower breathing hard.

HlGHTOWER Oh, yeali! You missed it •••

Tackleherry lets out a little whimper of disappointment. Kirkland takes o[[ her helmet, kicks it. Tackleberry comes over and puts his arlft around her, trying to comfort her.

Everyone has forgotten about Mauser. He is still swing - ing from the rope. Lou charges in and begins to snap at him.

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As the BELLS CHIME. We TlLT DOWN TO the front doors of the chapel. An honorary guard of policemen, in full- dress uniforms, raise their swords, crossing them in traditional military fashion. Tackleberry in full dress uniform and Kirkland in a wedding dress walk be- neath them.

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As he passes, Tackleberry reaches out and feels one o! the swords.

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is watching the wedding party. Hightower joins him.

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tir. a11(1 Mrs. Hightower slep out from behind their son. They are t;r,-all people. F.:~J'l>Ci~lly Mr. Higlitow;,r, who c;in't bo more than five-foot-lour.

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has his hack lo u~, tnhing pictures. At least ~e c~n hear the unmi s tal:aii le CL l CK anti 1-llU H. o ! a motor -di· i ve Cfl.l!F.RJ\. Thr> r ROn:ss ! O!!!~L Pl!OT C!G R1\fliER ln!i:,ps into hl n.

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J onps turns ~ 1 O\J1H? :lHd "'snaps ~pictuni" of the !'hoto- grapher. But he h~s no c~mer~. He r.i~kes th: .~s>t.i}1.t~ again. He in in5.

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i!; posing !or rholos on the slei;!i of the ch,q.>~1. l·:1r,~l.:>nd rais~!; the- lu~:fl of 1i~~t t.:edcfin~ tt<H~n to t:--.J.:P. off h<?r !J"TT.<11. A sm,tll !e,·t,lvr.r is str.>ppP.1! lo lt,•I lC'!.J. SlH? to55e5 h'::'I fl(!:!'.'l:f.11 to w~iting hrid~5!'H~i(1~. Lou leat'S ill tho :ii r. catches it, hr ing:; it lo ;: pl<•\Jcl Schtul~an who is st,.1ffing hi~ far-~ wilh hors cl'oeuvr~:,.

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~rG t.!:ltching the HP(ltl i11g p:lr tr, enjoyill!J it.

1'1::rc L/l S<;/\ RD Wh0.rc ~'t'U ~toin~.1 ao~J~ ~~nc:}: t1J th~ heel.ch?

1AflOIH::l 1 c.l c-n • t ]~now.

T'E1'E !.A~SJ\P.ll You cuulil~ ~llck n,oun~. Bright guy I i ht? you c 01.1 l d m:i l:t? Li cu tenant. And l 'm go11n;i r:t=-ud •~ Hc•::r Hatch C o..im~.ndt~ ! •

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Maloor,~y is loohing at Chloe who looks al,:;oulutely uorgeous.

rlJ\!IOJIEY Wit~· not 1 1 t • s not such :1 hail no i gltlwr hoc cl.

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climbs on his rnotorcy<,l<! which !ms a "Just r.:n i: it>rl" sign on it. Klrl:l;,:ul ciet:. on bQhin!i hit.i.

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/1.s th,· JI 1~:i 1•() r1 ood h JI~.Bud l:irl;la11d cnn't hn!p hiasnlf. }le i,ipas ~~~y tc~rs.O)ci 1~\~11 J:tr}{land punche~ hi;:! on lhe j<UJ.

A uni £orl1\e1l off i c<>J 1 !' (Ii n>ct i n•i tr.1 f fi c in front of thr. ch~1r~ 1. He turns ~1 o!ind. l t • s 1·1ncst1r, t.!r.-~1 ing n single r.trip-~ whf'·lO his C2pt~in's btirs u:0°:!d ·1.:o l;e. H2 91<,r~s al ,~~l1l(~hrr1y, ~~ti~ns }1ir1 on.

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T~ckl<>h<.!rl)' ;11Hl !:irl:1:mrl do :1 ~1hr.>elsta11:! on th~ Ci'.CLl::, ROPiRl}~G touar(l M~u:;q,r, t!h{'J l<~:1;•!l cut of t.h~ w~y a Th~ 1t.otorcyc:ll' ta!:c>s off do~:n th-~ streot, •:irld;i,nd's 1:,,c!- d i E g go t4n fl 1 in~ in t. hr-! ,~ i r, '.:.

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