"POLICE ACADEMY 2: THEIR FIRST ASSIGNMENT" (1985)

The Merchant steps out, locks the front door with a giant padleck. Just when we think he's through, he pulls a heavy chain and a giant metal goor rolls down, completely covering the front of the shop. On the door is every kind of warning sign imaginable: “COMPUTER SEHTRY SYSTEM ~- WARHING!™" YARMED RESPOMSE," "BEWARE OF KILLER DOG," “SUDDEN DEATH ASSURED," "THIS MEANS YOU!" “NEMBER OF NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION." The Merchant steps hack, takes out a remote control device and pushes a button. Barbed wire automatically stretches intc place. Ha pushes another button and the wire begins to glow with electrical current. The ELECTRICITY BUZ@ZES and SNAPS

a warning. The Nerchant turns and walks down the street.

ANOTHER ANGLE 7

As he steps quickly down the deserted street, seared to death. He passes several bombed-out buildings and burned cars. The MUSIC INTENSIFIES as he aquickens his pace. te hears the CRASH of GLASS. He breaks and runs.

The HUSIC ACCELERATES.

AHOTHER ANGLE §

As we see where he is headed: a 24-hour banking ma~ chine. He gets there, gasping for breath, panicky. He sticks his bank card in the machine and frantically enters his code number. Seconds grind nast. The tension MUSIC BUILDS and STOFS.

CLOSE ON BANK COMPUTER 9 A message appears: "Temporarily out of service. Sorry for the inconvenience,”

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pounds on the machine, a beaten man. He senses somebody behind him and spins around...

MUSIC STIXG!

SEVERAL MEMBERS OF A GANG 11

hover around him, completely blocking his escape. They are an incredibly scaring-looking bunch, some black, some white, some hispanic, some women. One of the guys is playing with a Slinky.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 3. GOHTIKUED: 11

These are not suburban punkers. These are vicious, hid- eous, ugiy toughs. ZED, the wide-eyed, psychotic leader, stands at the front of the gang.

OFFICER DOOLEY 12

strolls dewn the alley whistling. He walks right be- tueen the gang and the Merchant. He instantly sizes up the situation.

He does a quick about-face and retreats.

MERCHANT 13

is a defeated man. Without any prompting, he hands the envelope of cash to Zed who takes it but still waits ex- pectantiy. The Merchant hands his wallet to Zed. Still no response. He takes off his watch and gives it to Zed who snaps his fingers. The gang starts to leave. Sud- denly, the little Merchant decides to play hero. He fum- bles in his pocket, comes out with the canister of Mace.

Zed turns around and sees the Mace. A wicked grin plays across his lips. He reaches out and very calmly takes the Nace and sprays a couple of shots into his mouth

as though it's breath spray. He picks up the Merchant and kisses him.

EXD OF TITLE SEQUENCE.

We PAH ALONG the wall of the run~down brick building which is covered with graffiti. Obviously the gang has made many raids on the place. Jt is not until the CAMERA

STOPS on the sign over the door that we realize it's the police station. A wisp of toilet paper hangs from the sign which is one of those old-fashioned globe lights

with “PGLICE PRECINCT #16" painted on it. The gang must have “rolled” the building overnight. All at once some~ one @.S. throws half a brick, SHATTERING the GLOBE.

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UNMARKED SEDAN 15

pulls up in front of the precinct.

POLICE CHIEF HURST, his driver and his bodyguard are looking around nervously.

&s Chief Hurst and the others leap from the car and make a break for the huilding, crouched low, running a zig- zag pattern. Suddenly, out of nowhere, they are pelted with eggs.

Hurst and the others enter, dripping with eggs. They push their way through a crowd of distraught citizens who are complaining loudly to a bunch of old, tired, defeated cops. They pass the Merchant we met in the opening scene.

A HARE KRISHHA is complaining to another cop.

A nice OLD LADY is compiaining to a fat slob of a desk serqeant who is reading a Chic Magazine, unconcerned.

I™m talking to you.

Chief Hurst enters, fuming mad. He confronts the pre- cinct commander, CAFTAIN PETE LASSARD. The captain is a taugh but decent old-timer who's served at the pre- cinct for 32 years.

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After years of playing good-cop/bad-cop, Lassard is a man on the edge. Waiting for him to fall off is LIEUTENANT NAUSER, a snide, sniveling, officious man in his mid- thirties. CARL PROCTOR is present.

Proctor whispers something to Mauser.

HURST

Thank you, Lieutenant... ah... MAUSER

Mauser. M-a-u-s...

PETE LASSARD

Cinterrupting> He didn't ask fer your God damn resume, Mauser. Listen, Hurst. You eut my budget. You cut mp staff. I got nothing to work with. Look around you. Those guys are old, they're tired, They just can't hack it any more.

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HURST

You can have six. They exit.

want to speak to my brother.

Mauser stops Hurst. While they talk we can see a member of the gang in the b.g., casually breaking inte the pre- cinct's candy machine with a crowbar. Ho one seems to notice as the coins fall out and hit the floor.

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"POLICE ACADEMY JI™ - Rev. 10/23/84 Bs

COMMAXDANT ERIC LASSARD sits alone, watching a large gotdfish swim around in a rather small bowl. He picks up a giant-sized container of fish food and shakes it over the bowi!. Nothing comes out. He shakes harder. The PHONE RINGS. He picks it up, still shaking the fish food with the other hand.

IXTERCUT THROUGHOUT: Captain Pete Lassard at precinct.

you to call. How's my baby brother?

Throughout this, Eric Lassard has been trying to shake the fish food. He slams the container with the back of his hand and the top comes off, filling the bowl with a smatl mountain of fish food.

CONTINUED: 21 The fish is smothered.

Eric Lassard pokes around in bowl with a letter opener. He can't find the Fish.

We are CLCSE GN GEFICER FUGEME TACKLERERRY, who is bristling with every police gadget imaginable: huge re- volver, mace, handcuffs, baten ~- everything but the riot heimet. He barks orders like a field sargeant,

TACKELEREREY } Come on. Move it, move it, more * it! WIDER ANGLE ns

To reveal that ho ts a school cressing guard. Several elerantary kids walk brisht!y across the skreet, anxicus te @et aay from Tacklieherry,

Leps in fzonti of ile selaotk,

TUT. CAR me.

K sharn-faced middie-aned HEN sneaks to her whiny, ob- noxiaus cight-year-old BPAY.

Pant Why sheuld 1]?

Hart TH ROICams

Because |] said xn, BRAT

dig deal.

BnAT { don’t have te... C€then under his Ilreath?> hird fatuec.

rman TH PERCE CES That ders it, You're in tiosiuble. COGNTIMUIPB >

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liom laohs out to see --

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at the school crossing.

BACK TO MOI! et

As she sets out of the car, crosses to Tacktelherry,

BPAT Pi Tectis the daar.

Gti In NEFCELES

fas, officer. Uy son Hrias ts always Inte fer school. Ceowid you falk to hin... meyhe yive hima tiitite seara?

TACKLERERRY

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appreaches (die station wagen, leans in the winders.

TASELERBERRY -Ccont*d)d May Ba toms (checking his watch} Admost eight hundred hours. Timea to deptoy flor school.

doutre wendy nom, cister ttl lth amazing susced, Tackdelerry draws his sldearm which With amazing seed, Tackle] ¥ hi id hic! turns out to he a luee 292-R toar gar PISTOL. CCONTPHUGN

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Aiming it with both hands he FIRES a canister, SHATTERING the rear WINDOW of the station wagon. The car instantly fills with a thick cloud of gas. The Brat climbs out

of the front window and hits the ground.

Without looking back, the Brat scrambles to his feet and runs for dear Life toward the school huilding.

Tackleherry touches the hrim of his hat and smites pleasantly.

Officer LARVEL JONES sits alone, amusing himself with a noise. A young COUPLE on a date enter and sit at a tiny table beside Jones. They are very smug, very preppy, trying hard to impress each other.

The Guy bites into a potato chip. Jones makes the sound of a loud crunch. The Girl seems a little shocked. The Guy smites to cover his mild embarrassment.

The Guy eats another chip. Jones makes JouSfer munching neises. The Girl covers her eyes, ashamed to be seen With this guy. She picks up her sandwich and taltes a bite, Jones makes horrible chomping sounds. The Guy and Girl both Jook at each other accusingly. Jones nonchalantly sips his Coke,

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How the Girl takes another bite. This timo Jones makes horrible munching, smacking ncises. Phe Guy has had enough.

PRETTY Gar Ccontinulng, sarcastically} Hungry, Dianne?

The Guy pichs up his ceffee and takes a sip. Jonos makes vulgar slurping sounds, punctuated hy a belch. The Preppy Girl is mortified,

She fights hack tears, corcring her mouth with her napvin. She freezes as Jones makes the seind of aAiscustinu nase blowing.

fo major leegue pilcher on the mound, gatting ready to pidch.

BATTER 23

Gripping his bak, tensing for the swing.

OFFICER DOYWS FACKILER om the field. guarding the duagoul. Behind him en the top step of the ducout is an old tobacco-dribblina manager, Fachkier is really into the

Gatco. He grips his police baten like a bat, raises Ht...

FITCHIER an winds up and throws and throws a fast ball.

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in perfect unisen strings the halon smacking the mnanauer in the forehean and Enecking him baclearé into the duqout,

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3? Several cars are parallel parked. An EXECUTIVE, a fat- faced, geod-el*-boy-type, returns te his Lincoln and is irked to find a parking tichet. ile complains to the guy wilh him, @ bland jeuntor exsocutive in a suit. EXECUTIVE fw, what the hell is tis? He snatches the tichokt of f the windshield and leaks un to scm a police department jitney parked a conple of cars alicad. ESECUTIVE (continuing) Give these meter maids a hadge and they think thes orn the streets. tcaklivua to the jitnes> Hey, surctheart. Wait up, He catches up with the jilrey, rars on the tee with his inuchkles FRECUTIVE Ccomblinuwitd > Fveuse mo, haney. 1] vant to talk ke ponrceatout thre tichet. ue quy watches in amacenent as CEFICER NOSE JHGHTAOtE gets out of the ji ite ts, unfolding his huge frana, tovering over the Executive. PERCU TT VE Crontinuing; suddenly very nice; JT was gust rendering... uh... Cfahing ont his wallet) ... 35 it customary to tin or what?

We ESTABLISH the beach, several people sunbathing, kids threwing Erishacs, many pretty giris. Erom ihe dislance we ¢an hear loud ROCK NUSIC, porharps “Hontueliat Sleigh Ride" by the group “Houvntatn.” And nen we...

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The source of the moeis, helhin’! the theel of dune hugay which §s poinked official black: a police ear.

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The CAHERA N@VES WITH the buggy as Mahoney guides it he- tween sunbathers. He is kicked back, enjoying the sun, wearing what's left of his police uniform: the pants cut off short, the sleeves gone completely. Nothing is left of his police hat but the visor. MNshoeney opens the flap eof his holster and takes out a heottle of sunblock. He smears sone on his nvse. He's inte the MUSIC, ohvicusly loves the job.

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As he stops the buggy beside a young couple having a picnic. They have some bottled heers in an ice chest.

MAHOKE ¥ Hi, folks. Sorry, no glass hottles aliouwed on the beash.

Without getting off the hugay he holds out his hand. The young Homan hands him the bie hee:s that are leit.

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Ccontinulig> Thank yous... thauk you.

CAMERA FOLLOUS as Ttahoney Ciives a fen feet down the

beach, lie .oachoes Tor a battiin epaner on a stiing around his neck, pops open a beer and staris to chug it. He stops when he sees --

THRER REANTEFUL YOUNG GIRLS Yt fying on their stonachs, sunbathing, their bikini tops untinod.

girls. It makes a COPD LLECT&OMIC YELPFING noisc.

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are so startked that they sit uo, giving Nahoney a nice vietr of their hreast

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grins, hut just then sees somethings that makes him angry.

HIS POY - JEEP 4S

RGARIKG down the beach, dangerously fast. In the Jeep are three big, muscular JERKS, the kind of assholes who

Insist on playing tackle football right in the middle of a Cub Scout weenie roast.

VARIOUS ANGLES 46

As the Jeep swerves down the heach, causing panic among the sunbathers.

FATHER AXD SOX 4?

are just putting the finishing touches on a fancy sand- castle. They both leap out of the way as the Jeep smashes the sandcastle.

JERKS IN JEEP 4g

laugh and whoop it up.

MAHONEY Th) blocks their Jeep with his dune buggy-~-

Mahoney wishes ho hadn't said the part about hurting somebody because the BIGGEST JERK gets out of the Jeep and strides toward hin.

Without another word, the Biggest Jerk reaches out and rips Mahoneyts badge of f his shirt. He bends the badge hetween his thumb and forefinger.

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The Biggest Jerk takes Mahoney's PR-24 baton and cracks it over his knee.

Mahoney takes out his handcuffs. The Biggest Jerk takes them and stretches them as hard as he can. The cuffs snap in two. The other two other jerks get out of the Jeep and join their friend,

Mahoney takes off as fast as he can. The Jerks leap into the Jeep and take off after him in hot pursuit.

MIDDLE-AGED MAN HOA

buried in sand up to his neck, looks up in horror to see the dune buggy bearing down on him, fast. It straddles him, the wheels passing by on either side. The tan screams, looks around just in time to see the Jeep. The Jeep straddles him, too.

water's etge. The JEEP ROARS up alongside. They're

tryving to force Nahoney into the water. Mahoney looks up to s@e,.,

ROCK JETTY 51

stretching across the beneh, dead ahead.

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“POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 A JEEP AND DUNE BUGGY 52

head straight for the jetty. But the Jerks have their eyes on Mahoney and don't see it.

dune buggy. He aims it at the Jerks and FIRES a BLAST of white foam.

JERKS IN JEEP 54

are temporarily blinded by the foam.

MAHONEY 55

throws the dune buggy in a power slide and it spins around, just short of the rock jetty.

JEEP 56

can*t stop in time. it slams into the jetty and rockets into the air.

of the jetty. The JEEP CRASH lands on the deck which is plied high with garbage.

JERKS 59

dazed but unhurt are sitting there like idiots, completely covered with garbage,

GARBAGE SCOW 60

BLONS its HORK and CHUGS out to sea, taking the Jeep with it.

MAHONEY 61

on the shore, waves goodbye.

“POLICE ACADEMY Ii" - Rev. 10/30/84 ié. OMITTED 62 ®

Commandant Eric Lassard's van moves down a narrow street. The neighborhood looks dangerous. The scene is under- scored by scary tension MUSIC, the kind ef stacatto score oiten heard on TY cop shows.

SEVERAL AXGLES 64

of people frem the neighborhood as they glare at the van. The MUSIC CONTINUES.

Gur officers are Ilseking out the windows. We PULL BACK to reveal Jones making all the tension music himself.

Mahoney gives Jones a iook. Tackleberry looks out the ¥ Window. He loves what he sees. x TACKLERERRY x

€to himself) *

Excellent, excellent. *

Somebody throws some rotten fruit at the van.

at first.

THEIR POY - SIDEWALK 66

As they step at a red light, a LITTLE KID, about six, hanging on to his mother's hand, sheuls an insult at then.

The Kid grabs his crotch.

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"POLICE ACADEMY 11° - Rev. 10/23/84 19. SMALL MINI -BUS 67

pulls alongside. On the side is painted, "SENIOR CITIZENS RESOURCES SERVICES." Al the oid people inside

are yelling insults and making suggestive gestures. Some are oinking like pigs.

Captain Pete Lassard is addressing the new officers. Mahoney is still wearing his cutaway uniform from

the beach. Lassard is trying hard te be friendly and fatherty.

Lassard eyes him warily.

OUTSIDE OFFICE - SAME TIME 72

Mauser is watching Lassard anti the others through the Glass office walt. Sergeant Carl Proctor walks up. Proctor is a supercilious littie snit, the only guy at the precinct whe is friendly with Mauser.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 16/23/84 20.

Mauser €under his breath) That could be arranged, you know.

They exchange conspiratorial smiles.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II* - Rev. 10710784 BACK TO LASSARD'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS ACTIGK Lassard is proudly wrapping up his talk.

Lassard puts his hands on Hightower's shoulders. proud to have the big man on board.

Hightower smiles sheepishly.

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He's

They begin to file out. Mahoney lingers. He tries to

get Lassardts attention.

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CONTINVED:

Mauser is

addressing the new officers. Also present are

several old cops, including Deoley and SISTRUHK. Mahoney is missing.

She hands

MAUSER

Hotwithstanding the touching speech that Captain Lassard gave moments ago, you people are not real police officers, you're rookies and I am your watch commander. When you screw up... and you will screw up... i'll be there to write up a report. Three bad reports and you're suspended,

(to Hooks) What's your name?

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it to him. He looks in the chamher.

"POLICE ACADEMY 15" - Rev. 10/23/84 Be CONTINUED: 74

He holds up his wrist WATCH. Right on cue, it BEEPS a rendition of YANKEE DOODLE.

Mauser is interrupted as Jones makes the sound of the watch beeping. Mauser pushes the button again. Jones stops,

HIGHTOWER

He's not here, sir. He had to

Fine,

Making a note of it.

PROCTOR

That's one for Mahoney. Fackler, you'il ride with Officer Dooley,

Fackler looks at Dooley who waves to him and smiles. MAUSER

Tackleberry, you're trained for motorcycle duty?

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/84 24.

Jones makes the beeping sound again. This time Mauser snaps around and catches him in the act, Mauser is not amused.

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smirks at Jones. He's a pot-bellied tobacco-chewing higot. He spits.

74uB MAUSER AND JONES F4UB MAUSER Enjoy. JONES Ruh-roh.

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HOOKS

What ahout me, sir? Don’t I get a car?

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He turns to walk away. Hooks mutters to herself.

That's two, Hooks.

IHXT. UNIFORM SHOP IN NEIGHBORHOOD - DAY 75

Mahoney is in line with three or four other maie customers, waiting to be fitted. CHLOE DANIELS, the bright, attractive young woman who owns the shop, is measuring the men. She calls out measurements to her assistant.

She matter-of-factly jams the tape against the guy's crotch.

MAHONEY 76

waiting his turn, notices a little kid, about three or four, left unattended in a stroller while his mother shops. The child plays with one of those balloon animals. Mahoney bends down to the kid and says nicely --

Who has just finished measuring another customer.

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Nahoney steps up to be measured. Chloe looks up to see an enormous bulge in his pants; it stretches nearly to his knee.

ANGLE ON MAHOKEY ; 78

Who grins. Chloe is unimpressed. This isn’t the first smart ass she's encountered. She goes about her job.

CHLOE ¢€cont'd> Chest 42... waist 33... inseam...

Without warning, Chloe takes out a straight pin and pricks Mahoney's bulge. The puncture BALLOON rockets out of his pants and flies across the room with a pathetic SQUEAKING sound.

Dooley and Fackler get into a black and white,

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Dooley turns on the flashing red lights and PEELS OUT of the parking lot.

As the squad CAR SQUEALS around the corner and stops with a SCREECH of TIRES directly in frent of a doughnut shop. Dooley and Fackier get out.

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Jenes and Sistrunk are sitting in the parking lot.

SISTRUNK

Jones, I got you figured for a smart ass. I've never taken any shit from you people and ['m not gonna start now. You don’t think, you don't talk, you don't breathe unless | tell you to. You understand?

Jones helds his breath, nods, appears scared.

They start to pull out of the parking let. Jones turns away and makes the sound of a fiat tire thumping.

Jones shakes his head innocently, stiil hoiding his breath. After a beat, Jones makes the sound again.

(stopping the car) Check your side.

Sistrunk and Jones look at the tires, then each other.

JOXES

Cin a high voice, like he's on helium>d Fine.

They get back in and start away. fe HOLD ON a LONG SHOT as we hear Jones begin the FLAT TIRE sound again.

"POLICE ACADEMY II" ~ Rev. 10/10/84 28.

Tackleherry approaches his partner, OFFICER KIRKLAND, who is by a motorcycle wearing a leather jacket and helmet.

Officer Kirkland removes her helmet and shakes her blonde hair.

Tackleberry's jaw drops as though he's seen a ghost.

TACKLEBERRY

J decline to ansuer that question out of respect for your gender.

She leans over the motoreycle to turn on the gas switch.

She straightens up, turns around and glares.

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“POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 16/10/84 29. CONTINUED: &5 She hands him the huge revolver, butt first.

He takes out his own giant pistol and hands it to her.

I prefer the HK-Four Autoloader with full -povier steel -jacketed hardball rounds. Primarly for the knock-down capahility. On the other hand... if you want penetration...

Tackleberry stops, embarrassed at what he's said.

He studies Kirkland. He's never met a woman like her before,

Fackhler and Dooiey are having coffee. Dooley chews on a doughnut. Behind them, THROUGH the window, we can see 2a big mean black GANG NENBER dousing qasoline on a ralph gi

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" ~ Rev. 10/23/84 &6 CONTINUED:

The Gang Nember enters the shop.

The Gang Member exits.

BOOLEY

That's the idea son. You have to build a trust with people. Then they'|! respect you.

(to the man behind

the counter> Hey, Joe. Couple o' more tube cakes here.

Behind them, the CAR EXPLODES in a ball of fire,

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Dooley

doesn't notice. Fackler looks back vaguely and returns

to his coffee.

TXT. LT. MAUSER'S OFFICE 87

Mauser is looking in a mirror, fiossing his teeth. Mahoney enters.

MAHGNEY

Excuse me, sir.

Mauser is startled. He spins around. The dental floss is stuck between his teeth. The floss container dangles from his mouth. Mahoney breaks it off.

Mauser laughs and Mahoney joins in. They already despise each other.

NAHONEY

I like you, too, sir. I admire a

guy who isn't ashanet to floss. You know, sir, oral hygiene is something that too many big-city cops overlook. Tf Barnaby Jones had just flossed

a littie more often, IF bet he'd still be on the air today.

“POLICE ACADEMY If" - Rev. 16/10/84 31.

Mahoney, in uniform, walks up the steps and rings the bell, He netices a bunch of Mad Magazine stickers giued to the door. From inside, we hear the voice of Officer Vinnie Schtulman.

SCHTULNAX'’S VOICE

Who is it?

MAHONEY © It*s Carey Mahoney... your new partner.

Mahoney opens the door...

THT. HOUSE - CONTINUOUS ACTION 89

He steps into the room which is ineredibly messy. The decor includes a large print of a bunch of dogs playing poker, plastic swords, posters of monsters and the Three Stooges. Mahoney Jooks around warily as Schtulman cails to him from the bathroom.

SCHTULMAN'S ¥OICE Be cut in a minute. You want some breakfast?

Nahoney looks at the kitchen area. Bishes and pots lie everywhere, covered with refuse from three -week-oild meals. A big yellow cat is scratching in a howl of Rice Krispies.

We hear a TOILET FLUSH and SHTULNAK comes out, tucking his shirt in, tugging up his trousers. He shakes Mahoney’s hand.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 19/10/84 32. COHTINUED: §9

Schtulman picks up the howl of Rice Krispies the cat was playing with and sits at a plastic dinette. He pours in some milk.

He digs into the cereal, starts to take a bite, then sees something which angers him. He yells at the cat.

Schtuiman flips something out of the bowl with his spoon.

He wipes off the spoon, takes a big bite, smiles and speaks to Mahoney with his mouth full.

Schtulman leads Mahoney down the back steps and inte the junk-covered yard. ,

SCHTULMAK Ccont'd) It's gonna be great havin' a new partner. I just hope Lou's not jealous.

A&A POLICE DOG 94 & big slovenly mutt that looks Jike Schtulman’s canine

counterpart, casually Licking his private parts. He locks up when he hears Schtulman call.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II™ - Rev. 10/10/84 33-35.

Lou looks up happily, then continues licking himself.

Schtulman opens the gate. LOU bounds out excitedly.

BARKING and jumping on Nahoney like an unmannoriy puppy. He licks Mahoney's face.

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Schtulman’s K-9 truck drives down the street.

Lou the dog sits on the seat hetween Mahoney and Schtulman, thho is driving. [t's crowded. LOU scratches his ear vigorously, PANTS loudly right in Mahoney's face. The dog breath and the BO from Schtulman are almost more than Mahoney can take. He cracks a window.

They stop at a red light. Mauser pulls up in his watch commander’s car.

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CONTINUED: 96

LOU GROWLS. Mauser pulls away.

about nine or ten years old, is walking along with a football. Two GANG MEMBERS walk up. Gang Member #1 snatches the footbal}.

The Gang Members play keep-away with the batl, tossing it

back and forth, just out of the Kid's reach. Gang Member

FOOTBALL 968

as it rells to a stop. ft giant hand picks it up.

ANGLE TO REVEAL - HIGHTOGHWER 96C

As he picks up the bali.

GANG MEMBER #1 96D gestures to Hightower.

GANG MEMBER #1 Hey, cop, over here,

RIGHTONER 96E

throws the hall hard, real hard.

GANG MEMBER 41 6F

As the ball hits him in the midsection, knocking him straight back and through the plate-glass window of an

abandoned store. The ball comes bowncing out. The Kid runs in and grabs it. Ue looks in amasement at -- HIGHTONER [66

who smiles.

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Mahoney and Schtulman walk along a row of shops.

Schtulman picks up something he finds on a hus stop bench.

SCHTULMAH

Hey, look at this. A Baby Ruth. And it ain't even been touched,

Che opens the wrapper? No wonder. IJt's got ants all over its

Che brushes it off

and takes a hite)

Wanna bite?

bite of the Baby Ruth> Naw, you Wouldn't. She's a pig. Onass

An ant has stung Schtulman on the inside of his lip. He picks it out.

Four GANG MNENBERS are standing around, plotting a holdup.

GANG NENBER #3 Come on, man, You gonna do it?

GANG MENBER #5 Yeah. I’m gonna do it.

GANG MEMNBER #4 Chanding him a big pistol) Welt, do it, man.

Gang Member #6 takes the pistol, sticks it in his beit.

96d

96K

“POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 38.

This is the lighting fixture store we saw in the opening. The Merchant we met before is finishing up a sale to his only customer, a young mother.

The mother exits. THROUGH the window we see her walking in one direction. She stops and starts running in the other direction. We see why as Gang Members #5 and #6 enter. The Merchant looks un.

Gang Member #6 whips out a wicked-looking .45 automatic and points it at the Merchant who immediately throws up his hands.

GANG MEMBER #6 Open the safe.

ahoney, Schtulman and Lou are walking past the shop window.

Mahoney has spotted the holdup. He quickly ducks out of Sight. Sehtulman is confused,

96L

26h

96N

26-9

36P

IKT. DISPATCHER*S ROOM AT PRECINCT - SAME TIME

Hooks has taken the call. Proctor is standing over her,

Proctor takes the microphone away from her and speaks into it himseif.

€to Schtulman?> Me're going in.

Mahoney flattens against the wall and starts inching toward the deor. Schtuiman follows suit.

THT. SHOP

Merchant has just opened his safe, Gang Nember #6 takes the cash.

GANG MEMBER #6 € furious) ix dollars?

CCONTINUED)

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Gang Member £6 looks ready to kill the guy. Suddenly he

sees Schtulman peering around the corner through the front window.

GANG MENBER #6 Shit! Che presses the pistol at the Merchant's head) Get down. Stay down or you're dead.

The Merchant obeys, crouching behind the counter. Gang Members #5 and #6 make a break for it, running for the rear exit,

Schtulman and Mahoney haven't seen them escape. They draw their service revolvers,

&s they point their revolvers. No one is in sight.

Gang Members #5 and #6 sneak out the hack door and run down the alley with Gang Members #3 and 4H.

IKT. STORE 96T

Mahoney and Schtulman are creeping through the maze of hanging lamps. It's very eerie. They're on edge.

MERCHAHT 96U

towers under the counter, afraid te move.

ALLEY BEHIND STORE 946¥ Fackler's car puits eel 8. os°' sand gvallts to the back deor, fumbling iw: ‘tt: 243 «er a ad alguien. Ne takes oa deep

breath and steps inside.

123A

123B

BACK IHSIDE STORE 118

Schtulman pushes through the tangle of swag iamps. ite sees a man with a gun! It's Schtulman's own reflection in a mirror. Too late. Schtulman FIRES, SHATTERIKG the MIRROR, and at that instant we --

chandeliers hehind them,

them. They open up with the service REVOLVERS, FIRING REPEATEDLY. SMASHING GLASS with evory SHOT.

OMITTED 144

SCHTULNAN AND MAHOKEY +23 STOP FIRING for a moment. They stalk Fackler through the jungie of lamps. Tension huilds.

FACKLER 1234

Crawling bachuards on his hands and knees.

SCUTULMAN AND NAAHONEY 1238

take a faw steps backward and trip over Fackler. Their GUNS FIRE. We hear someone RETURHIKG their SHOTS.

128A

es TACKLEBERRY AND KIRKLAND 124

Tacklebarry GPENS FIRE with his .45 autoloader. It goes off bike a small howitzer. Then Kirkland FIRES a long, ear-shattering BURST from an Uzi SUBNACHINE GUN, MOWING DONH practically all the LANPS that are left.

EVERYBODY ELSE 125

hits the floor as Kirkland rakes the shop with BULLETS. She STOPS.

TACKLEBERRY 126

is very impressed.

MERCHANT 127

turns around to see a GROWLING LOU staring in his face. The Merchant makes a dash for his life, with Lou right on his tail.

OMITTED 128

STREET OUTSIDE SHOP 1288

As the Merchant runs out the front door, slamming it behind hin.

HIGHTOHER 129

is waiting. He thinks the Merchant is the robber getting away. Hightower charges and drops the Merchant with a crack-back tackle, smearing him into the pavement. Hightower looks up te see Lt. Hauser standing over hin.

Mahoney, Schtulman, Tackleberry and Kirkland straggle out ef the store, sherpishly holding their guns.

The Merchant gets up and rresres to his store a defeated man,

"POLICE ACADEMY fi" - Rev. 10/23/84 43

As seen THROUGH the plate glass window. Every piece of glass in the shop has been smashed except for one pitiful-looking swag lamp hanging from the ceiling.

He hands the Merchant the six dollars. The Merchant looks at it, then looks at his shattered shop. The last suag LAMP falls and BREAKS. He whimpers.

OMITTED 134

All our officers are lined up in front of their lockers. Gaptain Pete Lassard looks on grimly while Procter reads a report. Mauser listens with suppressed glee.

PROCTOR

Said officers did then discharge their weapons, with flagrant disregard for public safety, causing te be expended some 1200 rounds of ammunition. Total damage to the shap... $76,800.50,

Sorry. I know you must be furious. I’ve never seen such gross

negligence.

LASSARD

Do you men have anything to say? MAHOHEY

May I speak -- You Know, Captain

Lassard, your brother taught us many fine things at the academy. (AGRE >

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 16/23/84 44. too CONTINUED: 135

MAHOHEY ¢CONT'D> He taught us that a cop can never try to hard or care to much. And that’s what we did today. Perhaps we were a bit overzealous.

PROCTOR

And fifty cents.

PETE LASSARD

Mahoney is right, Lieutenant Mauser. Tf the rest of your men tried as hard as these officers, we could lick this gang in no time.

(Lassard tears up

the repert> Good job, men. Keep it up.

Lassard exits. Mauser fumes,

Schtulman begins eating an egg salad sandwich.

"POLICE ACADENY JI™ - Rev. 10/10/84 4S, 136 LOU 136

sees this and leaps te the attack, BARKING, GROWLING ferociously, backing Mauser into a corner.

Lou backs off. Mauser tries to regain his dignity.

Lou attacks again. Mauser turns tail and runs for the door. He slams it just in time.

The place is called "The Club and Cuff." We hear MUSIC and LAUGHING inside.

The place is decorated in a police motif. Handcuffs, nightsticks and guns are mounted on the walls, along with photes of famous cops from TY shows and movies. Mahoney, Schtulman, Hightower, Jones and Fackier are all gathered at a table drinking beer. They ail wear civilian clothes. Schtulman gets the attention of a waitress.

NAHONEY

I'd like to propose a toast.

Cthey raise their

glasses> To Lieutenant Nauser... The biggest putz at the precinct.

They all drink.

CCONTINUED>

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 46,

COHTINUED: HIGHTOWER Broke every bone in his body. MAHOHEY Good thought, Hightower. Hang onto

that.

Tackieberry walks wp and stands there, slightly embarrassed.

TACKLEBERRY

T need to speak to you, Mahoney. MAHONEY

Go ahead. TACKLEBERRY

It’s of a personal nature.

Mahoney and Tackleberry exit.

AT BAR

Proctor, in civilian clothes, approaches the BARTENDER who is pouring several draft heers. :

Proctor hands the Bartender a fifty dollar bill. The Bartender reaches under the har, pulls out a bottle of pure liquid.

The Bartender begins to pour the alcohol into the beer.

Froctor smirks.

ey

wis

40 MAHCEEY AND TACKLERERRY

settie into a private booth.

Wwe v

rule

AHO

Oh yesh... your Soe teks You’re a luchy guy, Tacklebrrry. She's a FOR. TACHLEVERRY Affirmative. ith regard to Kizskhiand,. Ia: ile can't go on. MAHONEY that? TACELEREREY Te btubnt SE tases HA HoOuey You think what? Onow: on, man, Sroll it out. Tachleberry tocks atannd te malie sure no one

then soelks it out in pelicn code.

Ve

HAC

Crealizing, sred,

a litile ige Teudly? Lovet? You're in leva? SCUCESE Cay

Shhh. Let's Heep this ten-thirty- five, ghayt

MAHOEDY

fshispering excitedly?

You apd Kirkhtend. That's ereat 5, does she have the hets for you, Low ?

ratrters ef na renanbic nmatuie.

Cf

overhears,

OF LEVULES

THOA

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10710784 HB.

COHTINUED:

MAHOHEY

Come on. You've had women hefore, TACKLEBERRY

Well... MAHONEY

You must have had at least one. TACKLEBERRY

Hegative. MAHOHEY

€blurting it out, really loud> You're a Virgin?

Everybody in the place hears this. We hear some snick- ers. Tackleberry gets all red in the face. He stands up and barks at the crowd in his best policeman's

volce --

TACKLEBERRY

You people go about your business er T'i1i crack some heads!

He sits down. Mahoney pats him on the shoulder.

Mauser is parked in his watch commander's car. Proctor walks up.

Mauser pulls away. Proctor gets into his own car which is parked in the shadows.

THOA

146B

14O0C

140D

"POLICE ACADEMY Li” - Rev. 10/10/84 49. IHT. BAR - LATER THAT EVENING 1408

Mahoney, Fackler, Hightower, Tackleherry, Jones and Scthtulman are slouched over the table, their faces in their heer. They're all sioshed. So is Lou. Mahoney picks up his head and puts his arm around Schtulman.

bills out of his

pocket> Here’s three gollars. Run yourself through a ¢ar wash.

Schtulman starts to leave. Mahoney stops him. MAHONEY Hait. Here's another dollar. Have yourself hot-waxred,

Procter is still waiting in his car. He iooks up as he hears the GUYS COMING OUT of the bar.

The guys come out, reeling drunk, and trying to play touch football. Mahoney, Schtuiman and Hightower forn a huddle. MAHONEY Schtulman..- you go down and out. On sixty-three... ready, break!

PROCTOR

is snapping pnietures of them. He opens the door te aet out for a better angle.

GuYs

line up for the play. Erckler, Tachkleberry and Jones line up opposite the otticis. They're using a beer bottle for a hall.

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140D

THOE

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"POLICE ACADEMY ILI" - Rev. 10/23/84 SC. CONTINUED: {40D MAHOXEY Forty-two left... thirty-five Tight. Sixty-three... hut, hut! Hightower snaps the heer bottle. Schtuiman goes out. Mahoney throws the beer bottle... PROCTOR

is taking pictures. The bottle hits him on the forehead with a loud DINK. He falls straight back, out cold.

AHGLE - HANK 140E * whispers to Mahoney. * OMITTED 141 thru

TO ESTABLISH that this is morning.

He are CLOSE ON Proctor's photos of foothall game of night before. ANGLE to reveal Proctor showing photos to Pete Lassard. Proctor wears a bandage. Mauser is smiling.

LASSARD sf

Were they drunk? *

Proctor has black eye. = PROCTOR

This one’s a little overexposed. +

They appear to be clearly inebriated. *

And they conducted themselves in a manner unbecoming to members of the

department. LASSARD

Whe took there pictures? z PROCTOR

I did, sir. *

CONTINUED)

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CONTINUED)

159A

150B

"POLICE ACADEMY Ii" - Rev. 10/10/84 a CONTINUED: 150

Proctor exits. Mauser walks Captain Lassard to the door,

THT. LOCKER ROOM - MOMENTS LATER 150A

All the recruits are sitting around listless, hung-over. Proctor enters and blows a shrill whistle. The recruits cringe.

Mauser is alone. He Jeans hack in his chair and stares out the window. Mahoney enters. Mauser doesn’t notice.

Mauser spins around in the chair, startled.

NAUSER

Very funny. Every year we get a rookie who thinks he's a comedian, Mahoney. See if you think this is funny.

€seribbling on an

assignment sheet) Your new assignment.

x eX HH HM OM

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 52. IKT. TUNNEL ~ DAY 151

Mahoney, Schtulman and Lou are sitting in a little booth in the middle of the tunnel, watching cars go by. It's smokey and foul.

Mahoney dusts some black soot off his sieeve.

He tosses the ball across the tunne!. Lou runs after it. Suddenly there is a loud 0.8. CAR COLLISION. Lou returns with the ball.

He and Mahoney get up to investigate the accident.

Hightower is waiking along. His street looks peaceful. He's doing a good job. He stops when he sees Mauser wait- ing for him in the watch commander's car.

NAUSER

You know, Hightower, I believe a man should do what he does best.

(CONTINUED >

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Mauser nods toward a jitney. Hightower sighs. Mauser hands him the keys and a book of tickets.

IHT. SISTRUKK*S SQUAD CAR ~ DAY 153

Jones makes the sound of a high-pitched squeak. Sistrunk thinks it’s the car.

Jones answers in German gibberish. Sistrunk frowns. When he thinks Sistrunk isn't looking, Jones makes the squeak again. Only this time Sistrunk notices. He doesn't let on.

Jones gets out and opens the hood. As he leans in...

SISTROUNK 155

turns on the ear-piercing SIREN. It YELPS joudiy, right in Jones' ear. Jones staggers out from behind the hood, stunned and wobbling. Sistrunk chortiles.

didn’t fall of Ff no goddamn turnip truck.

ONITTED 156

Dooley's squad car pul!s in. Fackler gets out.

t58A

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 1410/10/84 54. ANOTHER ANGLE - STATION 158

Fackler approaches the station attendant, an 11-year-old LATIH KID who is sitting with his feet propped up, read- ing a wrestling magazine. Loud LATIN MUSIC PLAYS on a portable RADIO.

LATIK KID

Then pee somewheres else.

The Kid indicates a key on the desk. Fackler picks it up. It's attached to a heavy chain with a huge concrete block on the end. He struggles to lift the thing.

SQUAD CAR 158A

Dooley watches as two big GANG NEMRERS walk up, carrying some tools.

GANG MEMBER #7 You got any jumper cables?

Dooley starts to get out of the car.

162A

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"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/40/84 Shs FACKLER 159

is dragging the heavy key chain over to the restroom door, He manages to open it...

FACKLER'S POV - BATHROOM 160

It's incredibly vile and filthy. The walls are covered with graffiti and grungy with years of slime. Scum drips from the overflowing urinal. The commode looks like it hasn't been used for years. The porcelain is broken, cohwebs cover it. A big rat sticks its head out of the toilet bowl and glares,

FACKLER 161

can't believe how bad it is. He closes the door and turns around to see --

SQUAD CAR 162

right where he left it, but it’s been completely strip- ped. The hood is up; the engine is gone, as are all four wheels. The car is covered with freshly sprayed graifiti and Officer Dooley is nowhere in sight. We can hear him POUNDING on the Lid of the trunk, his ¥GICE HUFFLED but desperate.

Mahoney, Schtuiman and Lou wearily climb the steps. They're covered with soot from the tunnel.

Nahoney, Sehtulman and Lou walk past a group of citizens. Pete Lassard is addressing then.

*# ey 2 se we

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 18/10/84 S6:°59;.

7 Kirkland opens her locker and is surprised to find a rese. Hooks notices this.

A smile plays across Kirkland’s lips.

162€ INT. LOCKER ROOM - TACKLEBERRY - DAY 462C

is repairing his helmet.

6d. 162D KIRKLAXD AND HOOKS 162D

Kixkland's eyes say it all.

162E MAHOHEY 162E

enters the locker room, still covered in soot. Mauser passes by wearing only a towel.

Mauser heads toward the showers. Mahoney is too tired to respond. He slusps down on a hench next to Tackleberry who 1s repairing his heimet.

Tackleberry hands Mahoney a container of a thick, glue- a Jike mixture. Mahoney stirs it. Tackleherry sandpapers his helmet.

Tackleberry takes back the can.

Tackleberry begins to apply the stuff to his helmet.

thru thru

167 16?

"POLICE ACADENY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 61. LOCKER ROOM SHOWER 168

Mauser is in the shower, singing "If I Ruled the World"

to himself. He starts the shower, dgouses his head, and with his eyes closed, reaches for the shampoo. He can‘t find it. Suddanly Mahoney's hand reaches INTO FRAME and hands him a tube of something. Mauser takes it and quickly rubs a lot of it into his hair. He tries to

work up a lather with both hands. Suddenly, he stops working his fingers, because they’re stuck. Really stuck. He tries to pull them away from his hair. He can't. He screams.

All the male recruits, including Mahoney, are getting dressed. Mauser wallis through the group, obviously nude, although we only see him from the waist up. His hands are still fiberglassed to his hair which is sticking up in peaks. He glares at them,

Lou sees Mauser and takes off after him, snarling fero- ciously. Mauser runs for the door. He pushes it open, just in time. And he steps into...

which is full of people from the citizens’ watch group. Mauser leans against the door, horrified for an instant. The pecple in the lobby are shocked. Mauser decides to pretend nothing is wrong. He walks naked through the lebby, his hands still giued to his hair.

Citizens give him a weird look.

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"POLICE ACADEMY II” - Rav. 10/10/84 62-65,

FADE IH:

IHT. MAUSER'S OFFICE ~- DAY 180

Proctor is cutting the last chunk of fiberglass out of Mauser‘s hair. Mauser looks at himself in a hand mirror. He scouis at the huge gaps and bald spots.

CCONTIRUED >

180A

180B

186C

180D

CONTINUED: 180

Mauser holds up his hands. Big clumps of hair are fiberglassed to his palms. Proctor can't control him- self. We snickers. Mauser glowers at him.

Pete Lassard rides along in a police station wagon. He sees something that makes him mad --

A LITTLE GANG MENBER 1808

is spraying graffiti on an alley wall.

LASSARD 180C

stops the station wagon, jumps out and heads toward thie gang member.

Lassard runs toward the gang member. But when he gets into the alley, he is quickly surrounded by several more big gang members, all carrying cans of spray paint. They rattie the cans, threatening Lassard.

The gang members close in on him.

IHT. SQUAD ROON - MINUTES LATER 180D

Mauser is speaking to the new recruits. He wears a bad wig. He is scowling.

"POLICE ACADEMY 217 - Rev. 10/10/84 67.

He helds up his hairy palm for all to see,

Lassard’s STATION WAGON wheels up and SCREECHES to a stop. It's spray-painted with graffiti. On the side

of the car, in big letters, is written, "PIG MOBILE." Lassard gets out and slams the door. He looks like he just lost a fight. The gang has spray-painted him, too, On the front of his uniform is written, “CHIEF PIG." A

hig star is spray-painted on his chest. He storms up the steps.

t80F INT. SQUAD ROOM ~ SANE TIME 180F Mauser is still interrogating the officers.

Mauser is interrupted as Pete Lassard storms in, still furious about his run-in with the gang.

EE execs

CCOHTINUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY II™ - Rev. 10/719/784 68. 18OF CONTINUED: 180F

Mauser sits instantly. There's no dealing with Lassard now.

PETE LASSARD

continuing) We've got to do something, men. This is war! We didn't start it, but, by God, we’re going to finish it. We're going to work time -and- avthalf... we're going to work double-time if we have to, but make no mistake about it. We're going to nail those punks starting now!

Fackler jumps up on his desk, raises his arm like he's geing over the top at Iwe Jima and yells --

Fackier fails off the desk. (NOTE: stirring, martial NUSIC UYRDERSCORES this sequence. >

Two gang members come running out of the bushes carrying several women's purses. We hear an 0O.$. woman yell ~-

Mahoney leaps out of a tree, commando-style, on top of one of the gang members.

182 OTHER GAKG NENBER 182

runs off in another direction.

183 MAHONEY 183 shouts for help.

"POLICE ACADEMY 13" - Rev. 10/10/84 69. SCHTULMAK 184 is sitting on a park bench, eating an ice cream cone.

As the other gang member runs past, Schtulman sticks aut

his leg and the gang member trips, headlong to the ground with a loud thud.

Tackleberry and Kirkland have two GANG MEMBERS up against a wall.

She hands him the handcuffs. Their hands touch. They're beth embarrassed. The Gang Member icoks hack at then, annoyed.

Two of the Gang Members who earlier attacked Fackler's car are stripping an expensive car. Gang Member #7 is taking off a wheel white Gang Member #8 works with a wrench under the hood. Fackler walks up and politely taps Gang Member #8 on the shoulder.

Gang Member #8 is so unimpressed that he doesn't even stop working under the hood.

GAXG MEMBER #8 Watcha gonna do about it?

Fackler fumbies with his PR-24 baton, holds it out. FACKLER

I think I'l! have to arrest you or something...

Unseen by Fackler, Gang Member #7 sneaks around from behind, tire tool in hand, ahout to elobber him.

CCONTINVUED>

"POLICE ACADEMY II™ - Rev. 19/10/84 70. CONTINUED: 186

GANG MEMBER #8 (scoffing) You're not gonna use that thing.

Fackler raises the haton, just to threaten him. On the backswing, he pops Gang Member #7 in the forehead.

Fackter spins around, in time to see him hit the ground, out coid.

As Fackier turns he bumps into the brace holding up the hood. The hood slams down on Gang Mamber #8,

Hamu and another big, mean gang member are terrorizing the Chinese grocer.

Suddenly, Jones enters. He leaps into a martial arts pesition and makes threatening noises like Bruce Lee. Namu turns the gun on him.

Jones circles him, making cat-like noises.

Just like Bruce, Jones leaps 10 feet straight up, doing a remarkable triple flip. As he comes down, he kicks both Hamu and the other gang member. The blows make ‘oud

smacking sounds like you hear in Bruce Lee movies. Both gang members drop like a ton of bricks.

A slightly -built young man with extremely short hair is

walking along by himself. We looks up in horror to see --

192A

TEX OR TWELVE GAHG MEMBERS

coming for him.

YOUNG MAN

breaks and rtins for cever into --

BLUE OYSTER BAR

The young man dashes inside, followed by the gang members.

The young man runs for cover. Several men in leather are dancing with their male partners. They leok up as the gang members enter. The NUSIC STOPS. The men in leather step forward, threateningly. The partners hang back. One of the leather hoys throws the first punch at a gang member and the melee begins.

Heoks has just taken a call on the radio. Mauser and Proctor are going over some reports.

No. Send in Mahoney.

Hooks gives Mauser a look, but cheys.

She looks for the address. PROCTOR

{without thinking} Six-twenty-one Couan Avenue,

(COHTINUED)

+99

192A

192A

192B

192C

192D

192E

192E

cb a CONTINUED: 192A

Mauser and Hooks both give him a lock. Proctor guickly returns to work on the reports, pretending not to notice. EAT. BLUE OYSTER BAR ~ HIGHT 192B

The K79 truck pulls up. Mahoney, Schtulman and Lou get

out. They stop as they sea --

of BARE-KXUCKLE SLUGGING, TABLES being CRUSHED. A CHAIR CRASHES through a WINDOW.

MAHOXEY, SCHTULMAK, LOU 192D

SCHTULMAN

Jeeze,. NAHOKEY I'm going in. MAHONEY 192E

charges into the door. He is instantly thrown back out. He lands at Schtulman's feet.

HIGHTOWER'’S JITREY 192F

wheels up. Hightower gets out.

HIGHTOWER

Ya'll wait here.

They watch in amazement as Hightower strides into the door of the bar. The BRAWL INTENSIFIES. Suddenly one of the gang members flies out of the soor backwards, landing

at Mahoney's frets: feathers geet conhs? satis outs: The Higher serra oe ran SA : rove member under his arm like a lirs - .-. : , orn Sehtiulman look at

each other, amazed.

Fa

7 192F CONTINUED: 192F

He goes hach fer more. Mahoney and Schtulman pick wp cone of the gang menhers and carry him to the waiting K-? truck.

OFTICAL FLEP TC

193 BO ePRCH “STP UTES CATE?

Mahoney is reading the prisoners their rights. Sehtulman is studing maybe Lhe eighin oz ninth guy anto the back They're stachod in lilte cord wood, lbeir face Nlesses E} I ageingst the pata] cage. NAMGNE Y Ceont'd? You Jiave tho righi ta sing the hluyss. You have Ale right to cable TV... that's vory important.

Voy Zt. KS TRECH - NIRUIES LATE qe

Hioiteuwer and Schtulman are stacking the last oy into

Ne pached tiauck. They ¢an barely close the decor, there are so meny of them. Mahoney is stil} reating.

RAUCHEY Ccant'dd You have Vie right ta sublet. Yew have the right to print the valls, hut no loud «enters,

Damn goot job, iichieusr., Thanks.

HEIGHTCHE?R Anytime.

Mahoney and Sehiulwman get iuto the K-9 trucls.

CCONTENGND >

194A

“POLICE ACADEMY 11" - Rev. 10/10/84 74. CONTINUED: 194

Several of the Blue Oyster customers gather around Hightower, gazing at him in admiration. Hightower hiushes. The truck pulls away. It is so loaded down that the rear bumper scrapes the pavement.

All our officers, except Tacklebarry, are present.

PETE LASSARD

Yes, sir. FPorty-tuo arrests. Well, I told you these new recruits could do the job... Mauser enters with Proctor, who carries some reports.

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"POLICE ACADEMY JI" - Rev. 10/23/84 a5 CONTINUED: 195

Prector hands Mauser the reports.

agree with you more, sir. Arrests don't mean a thing if you can't make them stick and give my regards to your lovely wife.

Mauser smiles. Mauser hangs up.

Ha. T'é& Lliltco to ba slona-_

Pete Lassard walks into office and closes the door. We hear anguished CRIES as he PGUNDS his HEAD ON the DESK. Mauser smiles.

(CONTINUED >

"POLICE ACADEMY [17 - Rev. 10/23/84 75A. CONTIHUVED: (2) 195 MAUSER Then you'd better be nice to me, Because I'm gonna he in charge soon.

Mahoney watches as Mauser exits.

ONITTED 196

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 76,

Jones is sitting on a bench, playing taps. Schtulman takes off a sock, smeiis it and throws it over his shoulder. It sticks on the wall. He takes off the other sock and throws it, just as...

198 MAUSER 198

opens the door to enter the locker room, The sock hits him and sticks. He peels it of f, disgusted.

LOU GROWLS a warning. Mauser exits quickly, still glaring at Schtulman. 198A MAKONEY 1984

enters the locker room. He notices Tacklehberry putting on a bad sports jacket,

& NURSE marches down the hall, her SHOES SQUEAKIKG. She’s a scowling bulldog of a woman, 200 pounds of pure

venom. Two male attendants accompany her.

Mauser, in a towel, passes hy Mahoney. They glare at each other. Mahoney watches as llauser enters the showers. Fackler appreaches fahoney. FACKLER Hey, Mahoney. somehody wants to see you.

Wikis COHTIKUED: 200

The fat Nurse enters.

HURSE

Where's the prisoner?

Mahoney looks towards the showers, Steam is coming out. We can hear Mauser RUNNING the WATER. Wahoney smiles.

OMITTED 201

IHT. SHOWER - CONTINUOUS ACTION 202

Mauser is showering. He looks around, suspicious, para- noid. He starts to lather. Suddenly two pair of hands grab him.

The attendants drag Nauser out of the showers to the waiting Nurse. They bend him over.

mistake. HURSE €sternly)> Shut him up.

CCONTINUFD>

203A

"POLICE ACABEMY Ti" - Rev. 10/16/84 78. CONTINUED: 202

An attendant quickly slaps a big piece of tape over Mauser's mouth. He murmurs a protest. The Nurse steps behind Mauser.

She smiles demonically and snaps on a rubber glove, tugging it up to her elhow.

CLOSE ON MAUSER’S FACE 203

His eyes bulge and he gives out a muffled scream as the 0.8. Hurse hegins her search.

FADE IN:

IKT. RERKLAND'S APARTHENT - EVENING 203A

Kirkiand opens the door to reveal Tackleberry who wears a fiewered disco shirt. He is very nervous.

Tackleberry stares at Kirkland, she looks very attractive in the nice dress she’s wearing. Kirkland says nervously:

(CONTINUED >

203A

2038

203C

A204

"POLICE ACADEMY II™ - Rev. 10/10/84 79. CONTINUER: 2034

There's an awkward pause. Kirkland glances at her watch.

He thrusts a small package inte her hand.

A pair of sterling silver earrings shaped like tiny handcuffs.

She looks absolutely radiant. The lighting seems sud- denly very flattering to them both. They gaze into each other’s eyes.

MUSIC: A lush, romantic melody, very heavy on the

strings. This continues to swell under the following MOHTAGE as we slowly --

DISSOLVE TO;

Kirkiand, in uniform, is riding aiong. She laughs as she sees 77

(CONTINUED >

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A204 CONTINUED: A2G4

2)

3?

4)

6)

7>

8>

9>

TACKLEBERRY

riding on his motorcycle with one leg out behind hin, showing off like Paul Hewman in “Butch Cassidy."

KIRKLAND AND TACKLEBERRY

She is riding on the handlebars of his cycle. They're laughing,

(INT. POLICE STATION

Tackleberry and Kirkland are playfully fingerprinting each other. He presses her fingers on the ink pad;

raises them to his Jips and kisses them. This leaves ink stains on his mouth, but they are both oblivious.

TACKLEBERRY AND KIRKLAXD

He has his arms around her, showing her how to fire

a huge shotgun. She fires a couple of rounds, although we can't hear it hecause of the DREAMY MUSIC. They look at each other lovingly.

IN SKY ABOVE

Two heautiful doves flying in SLOW MOTION.

BACK ON GROUHB

Tackleberry points up at the doves. Kirkland smiles.

Together they raise the shotgun and fire. A few feathers fail INTO FRAME.

Tackieberry is roasting the doves over a small fire. He gazes transfixed at Kirkland who is slowly sliding a ramrod up and down, cleaning the harrei of

Tackieberry's giant shotgun. Their eyes meet, their faces flush with passion.

The MUSIC reaches a CRESCENDO and ENDS.

A205

B205

"POLICE ACADEMY Ti" ~ Rev. 10/19/84 81.

Kirkland and Tackleberry, in uniform, are standing in the doorway. We see their motorcycles in the background.

He turns, takes a few steps down the walk. Suddenly Kirkland calls out --

The MUSIC SOARS once again as he runs to her. They kiss passionately, then break apart.

They step inside the doorway, grah each other and ease down onto the couch, kissing wildly. Tackleberry fumbles awkwardly with the buckle of her gun belt. She unbuchkles it for him. Her heavy pistol hits the floor with a thud. Tackleberry unbuckles his own gun belt and drops it, too. Then he remembers his "back-up" gun in a hidden holster at the small of his back. He tosses it to tha floor.

He takes a small revolver out of 2a helister on his leg and drops it. Kirkland takes his hand and guides it inside her blouse. With trembling fingers, Tackleberry reaches in and comes out with a tiny double-barre] derringer. He pitches it to the floor. They melt into each other’s

arms as -- The CANERA MOVES TO the floor where Tackleberry's club is sticking through Kirkland's handcuffs. The MUSIC reaches a CLINAX and SUBSIDES.

FADE IX:

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/70/84 BiA. OMNI TIED 205

IHT. JAPANESE RESTAURANT - KNIGHT 206

Pete Lassard and his brother Eric at one of those TEPPAH tables with a hot metal surface in the middie. Their JAPANESE CHEF is preparing the food in a very flashy manner, tossing utensils around, slamming the salt shaker on the table, flipping food to the Lassard brothers. Unfortunately, the chef is very bad at this. Pete is extremely annoyed,

The Chef looks hurt but continues to toss things around.

He reaches under the table and gives Eric a small howl with a Jarge tropicait fish in it.

He admires the fish, sets it on the teppan table.

This suddenly inflames Pete's temper. He practically shouts, his neck museies bulging.

ma!

Che pounds the hot table; it burns his hand>

Jesus!

CCONTIKUED>

2E6 CONTINUED: (¢2) 206

PETE LASSA®D These rookies! All they de is screw up! find the peanle In the netgqhhe:iocd are morse. Thesg

a hete us.

revs, LASSATLT hike shat?

Pele leeks down, notices that the water in the fish bew]) is bubbling. The fish Ileals holly up.

“~

You want stir fry:

CCONTERUESED

206 CONTINYED: (€3)

6 The Chef flips the fish out of the bowl with lightning speed, tosses it on the table. We hear him slice it into pieces. He flips the bits of cooked fish to the Lassard brothers. PETE LASSARD I'm warning you. I was at Guadalcanal. Che picks up the fish with his chopsticks, tastes it, then says calmly> Not had.

A HIGH ANGLE ABOVE the street reveals a banner which says, “LETS SWEEP CRIME OFF OUR STREETS!" As we BOON DOWK TO street level we see a festival underway. Booths are selling goods and all Kinds of strange ethnic foods. & fen portable carnival rides are set up. The street is crowded with people from the neighborhood, some of them in colorful ethnic costumes, Fe A band is playing cheerful music which sounds sort of , vaguely Balkan. Here and there we see the police officers, in uniform but relaxing and joining in the fun: 208 MAHOHEY 208 is inside a booth sponsored by the police. He's handing out pamphlets. NAN OHEY {like a carnival barker) Step up. Right here. Crime Prevention pamphtets,. ZI got safety tips... do's and don'ts... ‘Hou to Slug a MNugqger'... 209 LIEUTENAHT MAUSER 209

is watching the fair, scowling. Schtulman walks up, eating something weird.

CCONTINUIED }

ita

"POLICE ACABEMY II" ~- Rev. 10/16/84 84.

Schtulman

stichs it in Mauser's face.

TACKLEBERRY

Clog dancing with a group of costumed dancers as Kirkland watches, smiling.

JGNES

is amazing a little boy by making eerie space sounds.

BOOTH SPONSORED BY POLICE

Chloe walks up. Mahoney is glad to see her.

He hops over the counter to join her.

2%1

2142

212A

2%2B

212C

212D

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 85. SMALL CROKD 212A is gathered to watch an athletic event. A sign says:

"Tuna Toss Sponsored by the Latvian Benevolent Society.”

A brawny Latvian contestant (in costume) grips a 20-

pound blue fin tuna by the tail, spins it like a hammer and tosses it as far as he can. The crowd cheers.

TILT -A-WHIRL 2712

Fackler gets off, dizzy. Hightower gets on with a couple of Jittle Asian kids.

OK FERRIS WHEEL 212D

Mahoney is kissing Chlee. The ferris wheel is stopped.

Neither have I. Although J] have been known to cop a feel.

They kiss again. The ferris wheel starts up and their car LIFTS OUT OF FRANE. the next car reveals Tackleberry and Kirkland passionately making cut. As they LEAVE FRANE, we see Fackler sitting in a car by himself, enjoy- ing the scenery.

SMALL STAGE 213

set up on the street. IJt'ts covered with bunting and posters proclaiming “Let's Sweep Crime Off Our Streets."

(CONTINUED d

"POLICE ACADEMY [1° - Rev. 10/10/84 86, COXTINUED: 213

A smatl crowd and severai reporters, including TY camera crews, are gathered around for a formal speech. The MAYOR is just finishing her remarks. Captain Pete Lassard stands behind her.

this fair. Captain Pete Lassar@. Captain.

Lassard steps forward, beaming. He holds up a broom. The crowti applauds.

HEARBY ALLEY - SAME TINE 2714

Zed, the wild-eyed psychotic gang teader, approaches, followed by many members of the gang, more than we've ever seen before. Several of them carry sticks and bats. They head toward the fair with a purpose.

AROUND CORHER - SANE TIME 215

Lou trots up, into the spirit of things, wearing a small pointed Latvian hat. He lifts his leg to urinate, but stops when he sees the GANG standing over him, smirking. LOU GROWLS. Zed steps from around the corner. Lou

stops growling and siinks to the ground, wagging his tail for forgiveness.

spirit that’s sweeping across this neighborhood...

Schtulman in the crowd, listening to the speech. Lou slinks up to him, hanging his head. The dog has been spray painted all over with graffiti.

218A

"POLICE ACADEMY Ei" - Rev. 10/40/84 87. UP IN FERRIS WHEEL 217

Mahoney and Chloe are in an embrace. The ferris wheel stops.

He starts to kiss her, but sees something on the ground that disturbs him.

MAHONEY ¢(cont'd> Maybe not so good...

MAHONEY’S POV - GANG MENBER 218

is at the controls of the ferris wheel. He leeks the brake and grins at then.

YP IH FERRIS WHEEL 218A Chioe takes of Ff her shoe and hurts it.

He and the Mayor both grip the broom posing for photo- graphers. They are interrupted by loud SHRIEKING as the crowd suddenly panics. The T¥ CAMERAS suddenly wheel around to record ~~

GAHG 220

builying their way down the street, scattering the crowd ahead of them. Lassard is furious. He grabs the broom and wades toward the crowd, brandishing it ike a club. but he is thrown back as the fleeing crowd runs into him.

227A

"POLICE ACADENY II™ - Rev. 10/10/84 UP IN FERRIS WHEEL

Mahoney is looking down at the melee.

TILT -A -WHIRL

Hightower is spinning around helpless.

7A.

221A

GANG MEMBER

with a baseball hat smashes a display of canned goods.

AKOTHER GANG MEMBER

pushes over a booth with a man inside.

SEVERAL GAKG MEMBERS

push down an entire row of booths. They crash to the street. People scream.

Jones makes chopper noise. A crowd of citizens runs him

over,

ESPECIALLY BIG GANG NEMBER

shoves a couple Latvian contestants aside and picks up a

tuna. He wheels and hurls it into the air with all h strength...

The same Chef we met earlier is sharpening a knife. The tuna comes crashing through the window. It lands

front of the Chef who starts cutting up the tuna without

missing a beat.

ANOTHER GANG MEMBER

is

in

up on a light pole, takes out a knife and cuts down the

banner. If falls into the milling crowd below.

PETE LASSARD

in the crowd, struggiing to get out from under the banner.

CCONTINUED

rl a

CONTIXNVED: 229

An angry mob of peopie is outside the precinct. Jt seems the whole community has turned out to protest the ineffi- ciency of the police. The wreckage of the fair is * visible. *

Fackler pushes his way threugh the mob on his way to work. He tips his hat to an old woman.

The otd lady slams him in the stomach with her heavy purse.

Pete Lassard is packing up his possessions. fle takes

down a large photo of Jack Webb. He's looking at it

fondly when Mahoney and Schtulman walk past the door

and stop. =

together. I'm outta here. ¥ MAHONEY

Why? You stiil have a week left. *

We can do jit. *

CONTINUED: 231

Mauser stands looking at himself in a full-length mirror with a sign over it that says, “How is your public appearance?" He is admiring a pair of shiny new Captain's bars on his shoulders. He breathes on them, shines them with his sleeve, puffs out his chest and steps into the squad room.

SQUAD ROOM - CONTINUOUS ACTION 233 As Mauser strides in, smirking intolerably.

NASER

From this moment on, 1 am the de facto commander of this precinct. Now.

(turning threatening? It's time to clear the air. On Thursday last, yours truly was the object of a disgusting personal attack. I want names,

The offiters are silent.

The guys look at each other. Mahoney stands up.

Mahoney, Schtulman, Lou and Pete Lassard are seated at a booth. Schtulman is looking at a cheeseburger, too depressed to eat.

No, thanks. Lassard slams down his heer.

MAHOKE ¥ You did your best, sir.

gang..- get their confidence.

PETE LASSARD

You're young enough. Hell, you even LEook like one of those little

bastards.

€COXTINUED >

"POLICE ACABEMY II" - Rev. 10/16/84 92. CONTINUED: 234 Schtulman is excited. He starts to eat,

MUSIC BEGINS, a slow suspénseful pulse. We are CLOSE OH a pair of black pointed BOGTS, CLICKING down the pave- ment. We TILT UP SLOWLY to reveal Mahoney in a gang disguise. He sneers. Half a block behind him, a TRUCK rounds the corner. It BACKFIRES. Mahoney flattens against an ailey wall, petrified.

The MUSIC has STOPPED. Mahoney looks around, regains his sneer and starts walking again. The NUSIC STARTS UP again.

Two gang members walk TOWARD us. Mahoney is hiding behind a corner, clutching 2 length af steel pipe, watching them.

When they get within a few yards, Mahoney takes a deep breath and steps around the corner. Mahoney CLANGS the STEEL PIPE against the METAL GRATING covering a shop window. It makes a hell of a racket. Mahoney screams like he's crazy. The gang members halt. They watch hin warily. Mahoney turns and runs down the street in the

other direction, yelling and swinging the pipe as he goes. He slops lony enough toe SHASH a FHONE BOOTH with the PIPE.

GAHG MEMBERS 237

start following Mahoney, keeping back, curious.

"POLICE ACABENHY ITI" - Rev. 16/10/84 93. 238 MAHONEY 238

passes a shop window. It's the Lighting store. Inside, the Merchant is up on a step iadder, hanging up a new chandelier. With an animal cry, Mahoney throws the pipe through the window. The Merchant is so startled he grabs the chandelier, kicking the ladder aside. He hangs on for dear life as the ALARMS sound. Mahoney runs. The chandelier drops.

238A DOWN STREET 238A

Mahoney is walking fast. The gang members are a few yards behind hin.

The gang members catch up with him. Mahoney keeps walk- ing, ignoring them.

FLACK® Hey, man. Hhat you doin'?

When Mahoney speaks, it is with a tough, street-wise accent.

This is the correct answer; they are impressed.

MoJo Hhat do they call you, man?

(CONTINUED?

on. COKTINUED: 228A

MAHOHE ¥ Cat a loss> Wh... Jughead.

Nahoney deesn’t answer,

nocd IT ain’®t pever heard of no Archies.

4OI0 Don't worry, we can get you in.

A&A briwht light shines on them. A saved car is tatiing them, cheelhing them out.

The squad car stops in front of then and Vfficer Sistrunk gets out. ile walhs toward ther, fahoney turns his face

Pe ee avry as Sistrunhk shines his fiashlticht in their fFaans

CCONT ENDLESS)

You know anything about some destruction of property a while ago?

MoJo Naw, man. We ain't done nothin’.

They ohey. As Mahoney leans against the squad car, he sees dones sitting inside. Their eyes meet, Jones is shocked to see Mahoney, but says nothing. Sistrunk approaches with the flashlight. He puts his hands on Mahoney to frisk him, and as he does, Nahoney arabs Sistrunk by the wrist, pins his arm behind his back and snatches his service revolver out of its hoister. He points it at Sistrunk.

(continuing? Come around here,

Cindicating Sistrunk>) Now take his handcuffs off, Put ‘eam on him,

Jones obeys, watching Mahoney weirdly but afraid to blow his cover.

MAHONEY

Ccontinuing) How rip his shirt.

Jones almost smiles. He rips Sistrunk's shirt. He's really enjoying this.

CCONTINVER>

“POLICE ACADEMY I1" - Rev. 18710784 96. ss SBA COHTIHUED: (3) 238A Sistrunk obeys.

Kick him.

Jones kicks him. dones looks at Mahoney and smiles. Nahoney winks.

They stand hack. Sistrunk is looking at Mahoney, trying to figure out who he is.

-- They obey. Mahoney points the REVOLVER at the front tire of the car and FIRES. He quickly moves around the car, SHOOTING out ail four tires. He FIRES another SHOT in the air.

He takes off running. Flacko and Mojo catch up with him. Mahoney FIRES the last SHOT into the air, then throws the pistol! back toward the car.

Novo You're all right, Jughead.

Tackieberry and Kirkland are keeping the dinner date with her folks. GOLD MAN KIRKLAND is leaning by the mantie. He's thick-necked, beefy, and tough as nails. His son Bud is the spitting image of his father, only talier by

a little bit and dumber by a lot. Kirkland sits next to Tackleberry on the sofa. If Tackleberry feels uncomfort- able, it's because Bud is grinning at him, like a Joon.

CCONTINUED)

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 SHA.

OLD MAN KIRKLAND

Ccordially> I was with the SeaRees, Tackieberry. Hell, I was all over the Pacific in “44,

Che sizes Tackleberry

up> ‘ My little girl here tells me you’re into self-defense.

He smiles at Kirkland. The 61d Man notices this.

Bud gets up and starts sparring around. The Old Man joins him, feinting, dodging, aii in good fun.

Suddenly, with warning, the Old Man punches Bud in the face, with a loud smacking sound. It's a good solid right to the jaw. Bud shakes his head and grins.

€CONTINUED>

"POLICE ACADEMY I1™ - Rev. 10/10/84 96B.

Tackleberry is watching this, fascinated, his mouth slightly open.

Kow Bud works inside and gives the Old Man two quick shots to the face with his bare knuckles.

Gtd Man Kirkland lands him a solid blow to the midsection and Bud staggers. The Oid Man follows with a Fierce uppercut to the chin.

Mrs. Kirkland enters, sweet, genial, somewhat giddy. She ‘sees the fight and feigns surprise.

The O14 Man and Bud stop sparring and put their arms around each other, real buddy-buddy. They're laughing. Blood trickies from the corner of Bud's mouth.

Everyone is seated around a table, eating pot roast. Budts lip is swollen. He grins at Tackleberry with his mouth full.

CCONTINUED >

238C

"POLICE ACADEMY II™ - Rev. 10/10/84 96C. CONTINUED: 238C

(he picks up a carving knife> Think fast!

And Old Man Kirkland throws the knife at Tackleberry who miraculously catches it in mid air.

He cuts the roast, takes a big bite. Old Nan Kirkland nods at his daughter, approvingly.

Pete Lassard is showing Mahoney a big, clumsy lavalier microphone which is attached to a bulky apparatus, the size of a cheap transistor radio.

bare}

239 CONTLIRUED: 239

Nahoney oheys, reluctantly.

MAHONEY

Hhex,e did you get his thing? SCHTULMAK

IT built it. MAU DHEY

(studying it suspi- clously> Why does it say 'Mister Microphone '?

Lassard starts strapping the heavy device on MNaheney's chest with lape.

DAMHGNE ¥ Ou. That's Loo tight.

PETE LASSARY

AOrTy.

(0 Q Fe Fs] a

He xrips the tape of f Nahoneyts chest, taking son hatr with it. Moahency wminces.

AAHOME ¥ They're taking we to meet the head of tho gang.

PETE LAS&SARD Good. As long as this thing is on, I*l] hear every word you say. Just give ms seme ciuss so I')]] hrow where pou are,

oe

Suddenly, from tie transmitler, we hear the FAEFNT but unmistakabie sound of a PASERALL GANE.

CCOKTIKVED >

a a"

CONTINUED: 2) al

BASEBALL AHNOUKCER’S VOICE €filtered, muted>d Mumphrey Sstlines... it’s a long drive to right field. Going, going ee. Gone. Holy cont

Flahoney and Lassard leek at Schtulman accusinagly. Schtulman retunes the receiver,

liahoney, in his gang disguise, is waiting. lie wears a hulky coat to conceal the rakgio transmitter. Flache ang Mojo pull ur in an eid Chevy convertible. Mahenay Furps

In and they take off.

THSIDE CAR out y eae) Hey, Jughead, You sweatin’, man. Why dan't gou take eff your coat? HAlOXE T Wee #5 “rR cohaesss IHTEPCUT: Zue

K-93 TRUCE

Schtulman and Pete Lasserd are monttoring the trans-

mitter. Leu sits bebtecen Lheow. Ve can still hear Nehoney talbhing over the receiver.

NAHOVEZ'S VOICE Cconi'd) - JT fibe to sereat.

CONTINUED: 242 FLACKO'S VOICE That's for us to know and you EO scene Flacko’s ¥YOICE FADES as the signal turns to STATIC.

Schtulrman fiddies with the tuner.

BACK IN CHEVY

to tad

nOgoa He's had.

Flacko and Hejo siap hands.

All at once we lear the souns of NUSIC. Mahoney's device has picked up an masy listening radio statiien.

BAR®Y MANILOU'S VOCE (filtered) 1 urite the senes that make the

whole world sting. FT write the

songs oi {ove aud snecial things.

Mahoney is near panic. He furtles under his coat to shut he damn thing off. Flacks thinks it's from the car ratio.

Hoge

The ratio aint#t oven on.

Hojo tunes in loud LATIN MUSIC, drowning out Barry Manilen,

CCONTIRYED >

245A

245B

245C

"POLICE ACADEMY II" ~ Rev. 10/10/84 100. CONTINUED: , 243 FLACKO €continuing?> That’s cool.

Mahoney breathes a sigh of relief.

IKT. K-93 TRUCK 244

They’re picking up the same LATIN NUSIC. Lassar@ adjusts the signal.

The Chevy pulls up. They drive along abandoned cages. it's very eerie.

BEAR CAVE 245A

As the Chevy pulls up. A rope bridge stretches across the moat which is full of seummy green water.

bears.

They get out. Mahoney foliows them across the bridge,

Flacke and Mojo lead Mahoney into the gloomy cavern which is lit by torches. It's very spooky. Mahoney is aware of several members of the gang glaring at him. The CANERA FOLLGKS as they walk deep inte the cave. Mahoney notices a vast hoard of merchandise. Gang members are

stacking car stereos, TV's, bicycle wheels, anything of value.

ANOTHER ANGLE 245C

As they reach the entrance to Zed'’s private throne room. They are stopped by a huge woman guard.

CCONTINUED>)

245C

245D

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/16/84 Ot. COHRTIKGED: 245C

She bhiocks Mahoney's path.

She looks Mahoney over, then decides to let him pass. As soon as they're safely out of range, Mojo says:

Novo Ccontinuing> I'm gonna have to kick her ass ene of these days.

He is watching a stolen TY, A sappy show like the Brady Bunch is ON. He's mesmerized. The three enter.

He kicks the TY to the floor. it lands beside several other busted sets.

Zed approaches Nahoney, sizing him up. ZEB

Ccontinuing?> What do they call you?

MAHONEY

I been thinking of changing it.

(COHTINUED)

245D

thru

250A

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/10/84 102. CONTIHUED: 245D

Zed finds this amusing. He sneers. Mahoney takes out a cigarette, his hand shaking slightly.

OMITTED 246

thru

MAHOHEY'S ¥YOICE (from the receiver> It smelis like animal shit.

wheels around, heads back in the same direction.

BACK AT BEAR CAVE 250A

Mahoney is trying to light the cigarette with a lighter that doesn’t work.

Zed dips his hand into a bow! of clear liquid. He passes his hand over a candle and the hand bursts into flame!

He holds it up te Mahoney who lights his cigarette. The flame goes cut. Zed smiles wickedly, but his face goes dark as he hears the sound of FAINT MANIACAL LAUGHTER. Mahoney's radio has picked up a local commerical.

<CONTINUED?

250A

250B

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 10/23/84 403. CONTINUED: 250A

Zed grabs Mahoney and shoves him against the wall. The SOUND STOPS.

BACK TO K-9 TRUCK 256B

Suddenly the TRANSMISSION STOPS and there is nothing but STATIC. Lassard picks up his radio microphone.

Hooks has heard the call. Proctor is listening.

Proctor grabs the mike.

HOOKS

I’m calling for assistance. Mahoney's in trouble.

a 4 ® 4

255A

255B

"POLICE ACADEMY II" - Rev. 19/23/84

PROCTOR

Mahoney is suspended. You'll @o nothing of the kind.

Hooks decks him with a solid haymaker. She grabs the

mike and shouts into it. HOCKS Police!! Mahoney’s in trouble!!

Jones and Sistrunk are listening.

HOOKS" VOICE €filtered> A 397 at the abondoned zoos. Hurry!

Sistrunk doesn't respond. JONES 997 ~- that means a cop's in jeopardy, so move it, asshole. SISTRUXK I'll move it, mother.

Sistrunk PEELS OUT, directly into the path of an garbage truck. The squad car is creamed, out of sion

HOOKS' ¥YOICE Mahoney needs help!

Fackler and Dooley try to throw their milkshakes

the closed car windows. It splatters everywhere.

takes off, fast.

oncoming commis~

out of Dooley

fis the squad car careens out of the parking lot on two

wheeis.

OMITTED

255A

255B

Flea id

259A

259B

“POLICE ACADENY Ii“ - Rev. 10/10/84 105.

Hightower's driving as fast as he can, his jaw clenched in determination.

Several cars move aside as we hear a loud yelping SIREN. Jones zips through the cars on a bicycle clutching a bull- horn. He makes the siren sound again, changing to a steady wail as he pedais OUT OF FRAME.

Zed is aiming a black .45 automatic at Mahoney. Flacko and Mojo stand back.

1 didn't think he was a... Zed turns the gun on Flacko.

Shut up!

Nahoney sees a slim chance and kicks Zed in the crotch as hard as he can. Incredibly, Zed is unfazed. His face tuists with rage.

Pete Lassard has taken command. He is explaining a plan to Hightower, Fackler, Dooley, Schtulman and Low. He points to a hard-drawn map.

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Mauser approaches, furious. LOU SNARLS at him,

LASSARD *

Very weli Mauser. * MAUSER

€peints at *

Captains bars> ?

Captain Mauser. 5:

Lassard starts to respond, but holds his temper.

Fackler shrugs, shoulders a long rope and follows Mauser toward the cave.

Zed lowers the pistol.

Zed props his elbow on the table. Mahoney assumes he wants to arm urestle. He's relieved.

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Mahoney clasps Sed's hand. Suddenly Mojo lashes their wrists tagether.

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259C

259D

259E

259F

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Flacko slaps a big switchblade into Mahoney's hand. Zed whips out a knife that's even higger,

MAHONEY © Ccontinuing; to Flacko> You wouldn't have a machete, would you?

Nauser and Fackler are climbing the wal! of the bear cave. Fackler slips, but he regains his iooting.

Jones and Hightower cross the bridge, sneaking so as not

to alert the gang inside. Jones stil! carries hullhorn.

They slip inside, revolvers drawn. They inch forward. Suddenly Hightower stops short as he sces a couple of

rats peering at them from the darkness. Hightower is petrified.

I'm scared of rats.

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One look at Hightower's stricken face tells Jones that the big man can't go on,

The knife fight has begun. Zed and Mahoney circle each other. Zed slashes out, cutting Nahoney's coat. They work their way up the steps.

Mauser is rigging a rope to descend through the air vent. Fackler looks down --

A dizzying forty feet down. It's crawling with armed gang members tho surround Zed and Mahoney.

259d MAUSER AND FACKLER 259d

Facklier trips, humping into Mauser and sending hia through the hole. Mauser falis, screaming...

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As Mauser falls head first, the rope trailing behind hin.

At the last second, just four or five feet from the ground, the rope stops him! He dangles upside-down,

shrieking helplessly.

259N JONES 259K

charges ins gun drawn.

259-0 GANG MEMBERS 259-0 open FIRE at him.

259P JONES 259°P retunrs FIRES.

260 ONNITTED 260 thru thru 268 268 269 ZED 269

pushes Mahoney ahead of him, holding the knife against his throat. 270 MNAUSER 279 is caught in a CROSSFIRE. BULLETS WHIZ all around him while he spins at the end of the rope, his wig hanging by a piece of tape. 270A JONES 270A

EMPTIES his REVOLVER. He ducks behind a corner, and grabs the bullhorn. He makes a deafening machine gun

sound. 271 OMNI TTEB 271 thru thru 273 273 274 GANG MEMBERS 274

scatter and run for their tives.

274A

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274D

274E

274F

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Zed pushes Mahoney ahead of him. He stops long enough to cut the cords binding their wrists. Zed takes out the -45 and puts it to Nahoney's head.

Several gang members flee across the rope bridge. High- tower is waiting at the other end. He grabs the bridge

and flips them off. They fail into the scummy water below.

Flacko, Mojo and the big woman scramble up the stairs, heading for a small door. REVEAL Officer Booley waiting for them, He trips a LEVER which CLANGS into place, locking them inside. DOOLEY Sorry, boys.

More gang members try to cross the bridge. Hightower flips them into the water.

Hamu reaches an exit door, only to find it locked. With all his strength, he breaks the door. He crawls out, oniy to see... LOU 274E Waiting for him, creeping forward, GRONLING. Lou charges, chewing on Namu's leg.

Zed shoves Mahoney up the stairs. The door at the top is open. It's a way out.

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thru

280A

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steps out of the shadows, aiming a snub-nosed .38 direct- ly at Zed.

Now Zed is pointing the .45 at Lassard. [t's a stand-off.

And Lassard calmly backs the hammer of the .38. Zed's hand trembles. He breaks, lets out a howl and drops the gun to the steps with a clatter. Lassard relaxes his stance. Zend reaches for another gun at the small of his back. Mahoney sees this and swings from the overhead bars, knocking Zed down. They struggle, Zed reaches for the gun, just beyond his grasp. A big boot steps on his wrist. Zed looks up to see ~--

JOHES 280A

runs up and subdues Zed. Mahoney gets up and dusts him- self off.

Thanks. Jones snaps the cuffs on Zed. Lassard walks up to him, raises the .38 toward the ceiling the squeezes the TRIGGER. It just CLICKS.

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Mahoney, to Zed, who is red-faced with anger:

Zed flares his nostrils. Jones takes him away.

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Tackleberry and Kirkland ROAR up on Tackieberry's MOTOR-

CYCLE, carrying every weapon they could get their hands on. They charge up to Hightower breathing hard.

Tackleherry lets out a little whimper of disappointment. Kirkland takes off her helmet, kicks it. Tackieberry

comes over and puts his arm around her, trying to comfort her.

Everyone has forgotten ahout Mauser. He is still swing- ing from the rope. Lou charges in and begins to snap at him.

As the BELLS CHIME. We TILT DOWN TO the front doors of the chapel. An honorary guard of policemen, in full- dress uniforms, raise their swords, crossing them in traditional military fashion. Tackieberry in full dress uniform and Kirkland in a wedding dress walk be- neath them.

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As he passes, Tackieberry reaches cut and feels one of the swords.

ERIC LASSARD ; 285 is watching the wedding party. Hightower joins him.

2&5

COKTIRUED: 285

tir. and Hrs. Hightower step out from behind their son. They are srall people. Especially Mr. Hightover, who ean't ba more than five~foot-four.

JOKES 206

has his hack to us, tabing pictures. At least wea can hear the unmistakable CLICK and WHER of a motor -drive CAFRA. The PROFESSIONAL FHOYCGRAFIUER bumps inte hin.

Jones turns around and “snaps a picture" of the grapher. But he has no camera. He makes the sound again. He grins.

WENDIHG PARTY 2A7

is posing for photos on the steps of the chapel. Kirtiond raises the her of le: wedding wewn te take

off her garter. A small tevelver is straepeed Lo lier leg. She tosses her narte: to waiting hridesmaids.

Leu leaps in the air, catches it, hrings it to a pied Schtulman whe is stuffing his face with hors d'ocuvres.

are watching the wedding party, enjoying Ft.

MAHONER

1 den*t knew.

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Mahoney 15 Looking at Chloe who leeks absoukutely gorgeous.

TACKLEBFRRY 229

climbs on his motorcycle which has a “Just Rarriea”™ Slan on it. Kirhiand gets on behind hin,

NENBERS OF WEDDING PARTY 290

shout “goodbyes.”

KIPRRGLANI FAMILY 2h

As they wave socthye. Bul Rirkland can't help himself, He wipes suny tears. O)d wan Kitkland punches hin on Lhe jac.

TACRLERERPY AHO PITRELAND pager taka off on the matorcyele.

A uniformed officer is directina traffic in frent ef the chapel. He turns around. t's Hauser, wearing a single strips where his Captain's bars used to be. ie glares

at Tackleberiy, metiens hin on.

Tackleharry and Kiritand de a uheelstand on the CYctLe ROARING Vovard Mauser, the leaps cut ef the way. Tha retarcyete tales oft dezn tho streat, Kirkland's wued-

ding gown flying in the wind,

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