Joe sits at a booth. Old Joe enters, steps up slowly, sits.
A moment of silence.
Along with his ear, Joe’s hand and arm are now wrapped in
bloodied bandages. Joe’s eyes go to Old Joe’s arm. Old Joe
pulls his sleeve back and shows him the scar spelling
“BEATRIX.”
Beatrix the waitress steps up breezily.
BEATRIX
Coffee?
OLD JOE
Please. Black. And water.
BEATRIX
Anything else?
OLD JOE
(to Joe)
Are we eating?
JOE
I ordered something.
OLD JOE
Steak and eggs, rare and scrambled.
BEATRIX
Two steak & eggs coming up.
She goes. Another pause.
OLD JOE
We’re not going to talk about time travel.
JOE
...ok.
OLD JOE
Must hurt.
His arm.
JOE
Yeah. Didn’t know if you’d remember her
OLD JOE
I put it together. Clever.
(beat)
Do I get the scar when you’re cut, or when the knife is on its way down and it’s inevitable that you’re going to be cut?
JOE
I’m not cutting myself again to-
OLD JOE
I’m not asking you to.
JOE
It’s an interesting question, I’ve just lost a lot of blood today.
OLD JOE
You know there’s another girl here on weekends.
JOE
(realizes)
Sue.
OLD JOE
Well. Have fun explaining who ‘Beatrix’ is for the next thirty years.
Beatrix sets Old Joe’s black coffee next to Joe’s white.
OLD JOE (CONT'D)
How’s the French coming?
JOE
Good.
OLD JOE
(fast in French, subtitled)
I know you have a gun between your legs.
Joe’s face registers obvious incomprehension.
OLD JOE (CONT'D)
No? Well you’ll get there eventually. Obviously.
JOE
I don’t care what you’re here for, whatever you think you’re going to get from me. More time or whatever you want. I can’t let you walk away from this diner alive. Because the next 30 years of my life-
OLD JOE JOE
I’m sorry to cut off - sorry -are mine they’re not yours
to cut off this spiel you’ve they’re not yours anymore you
been practicing all night, can say anything you want but
but I need you to need you to you’re not walking outta here
listen. Listen. alive
OLD JOE
You know what the voice of god sounds like? See now good you’re confused now but you’re listening. I hope the voice of god sounds like an old man speaking French. Old men speaking French sound like primeval trees in a strong wind, just irrefutable. Wise, strong, gentle, all these things in harmony, complimentary. At once. Old men speaking French. Young men speaking French sound, without exception, like weenies. Fact. You ever hear a Frenchman under 40 try to sound threatening? It’s hilarious. English is a tight t- shirt, flatters the young. Rat a tat tat. French is a double breasted suit. Young man can put it on, but it always feels like he’s putting something on. Some things, you just need the years. It’s my favorite language.
JOE
I’ve got a life ahead of me that’s mine and I’m not giving it up for you or anybody
OLD JOE
Well you know what you have to do then why don’t you take your little gun out from between your knees and do it. One in the head, two in the heart. Boy. It’s all “anybody” and “never” and then you show up here and think you can talk me into dying. Well bullshit we both know you’re not going to kill me. Christ you ordered eggs.
Old Joe downs two aspirin. Takes a breath.
OLD JOE (CONT'D)
I know why you couldn’t pull that trigger. When you’re tasked to do the unthinkable, your mind, it’ll do anything it can to stop you. Only way is you gotta know why you’re doing it, in your bones, so you can say it out loud to someone without apologizing. Or you gotta cut yourself off, go numb. But that’ll kill you, down the line.
(beat)
It’s hard to make eye contact with you. It’s too strange.
JOE
Your face looks backwards.
OLD JOE
Yeah, that helps actually. That little twist of unfamiliar.
(beat)
You’re not winning some pissing contest by looking me in the eye, you didn’t know what I looked like until yesterday, it makes sense that it’s easier for you.
JOE
I wasn’t trying to. Do you know what’s going to happen? Have you already done all this, right now, as me?
OLD JOE
No not - exactly - I don’t want to talk about time travel shit, because we’ll start talking about it and then we’ll be here all day making diagrams with straws. It doesn’t matter.
OLD JOE
The pepper is a sort of fog. See my memories start clear here,
(at the right straw)
but as they go back they get cloudier, until they’re totally obscured. It’s like a fog. Because my memories aren’t really memories, they’re one possible eventuality now, and they grow clearer or cloudier as they become more or less likely. But then they get to the present moment
(the left straw)
And they’re instantly clear again. Like a wall of fog moving forward with the present moment. I can remember what you do after you do it.
He pushes the left straw slowly towards the right, and it
pushes the pepper with it.
JOE
So you can
OLD JOE
And it hurts.
JOE
So when we’re apart you can remember what I do. After I do it.
OLD JOE
Uh huh. But
Beatrix brings their food, two identical plates. Old Joe
awkwardly clears away the pepper and straws.
OLD JOE (CONT’D)
This is a precise description of a fuzzy mechanism. Time travel fucks everything, my brain and body try to catch up. It’s messy. That’s why it’s dangerous. And it hurts. All I know I know two things for sure. I know what’s happening in my head. And I know that you’re still going to meet her.
JOE
Who?
Old Joe takes a worn double of Joe’s POCKET WATCH from his
pocket, clicks it open. We don’t see inside it, but he
stares at it intently.
JOE (CONT’D)
This is a woman, what? I’m going to fall in love with?
OLD JOE
She’s gonna save your life.
Old Joe makes eye contact with Joe, for maybe the first time,
and holds it. Unexpectedly naked on his face is the deepest
sort of grief. Deep and unrelenting. Joe can’t look at it,
he breaks off his gaze.
The grief is too much for Old Joe to swallow back down, so he
turns it into anger.
OLD JOE (CONT’D)
For a long time at the beginning she thought we’d have a baby. She would have been a good mother. She wanted that so much. And now I’m saying sorry to a picture.
JOE
She’s. How is she, you said save my life.
OLD JOE
Your life. Let’s look. At your life. You’re a killer and a junkie. And a fucking child mentality, “My life,” “what’s mine.” Save your life, you’re asking how? The question is why. Why would someone waste themselves on you, give up the good life they had, sacrifice a good life to love you.
JOE
My life is my own, I don’t need it saved
OLD JOE
Shut your fucking child mouth. She’s going to clean you up and you’re going to take her love like a sponge and you’re both going to pretend that she’s saved you, you’re so self absorbed and stupid.
(beat)
Yesterday. Thirty years from now is yesterday. And I can remember it, it’s going to happen. Let me tell you what’s going to happen to this woman who saved your worthless life.
A GREEN DOOR - Kicked in with all the violence in the world.