Telly exits the building. CASPER is sitting on a middle step.
He is reading a comic book and drinking a 40oz. Bottle of
malt liquor. The bottle is wrapped in a brown paper sack. As
he sips his drinkhe laughs at his comic book.
Casper is Telly'ssecond half. The two have been best friends
since grade school.Casper is small and funny, everyone likes
him, he has a quicktemper, and he isn't scared to fight
someone twice hissize. Telly provides Casper with a sense of
adolescent wisdom.Casper makes Telly happy; he's a smart
ass, he has a strongNew York accent, an assortment of
tattoos, and crookedteeth. Telly and Casper are always
together, They helpeach other to survive.
Telly smacks Casperon the back of his head. Casper is
startled and spillsa little bit of his beer onto his shoes.
CASPER
Shit.
TELLY
(smiling)
Was up bitch?
Casper looks at Tellysmiling.
CASPER
Oh shit what happened?
Casper is very excited. He stands up and pulls Telly's arm.
TELLY
What do you think?
CASPER
You fucked it?
Telly laughs and Casper jumps up and down.
CASPER (cont’d)
I knew you fuckedit! I sat out her for like two hours! That girl was like twelve, and you hit it up!
TELLY
(pounding his chest)
Who am I? Who am I? The mothafuckin' virgin surgeon.
They both start tolaugh.
They move off thestairs and start walking down the sidewalk.
The two of them arewalking down the street, obvious to
everything but themselves talking.
CASPER
Well, how was it?
TELLY
Oh my god, so good. That girl can fuck.
CASPER
She can fuck?
TELLY
Hell yeah. That bitch was bleeding. When I first put it in she screamed real loud. I saw her bite down on the pillow.
CASPER
Oh shit. How long did it take?
TELLY
Did what take?
CASPER
How long did you fuckher?
They cross the street, paying no attention to speeding cars.
Casper is listeningto every word that Telly says. Casper
seems much happierthan Telly. Telly is laid-back. Casper is
hyper as he jumpsup and down and claws Telly's arm.
TELLY
Well it took me longer than I thought it would take. It took like 15 minutes to talk her into it. But once it was on, we fucked for a good half an hour. I had to keep taking it out and putting it back in. It hurts the first time.
CASPER
Yeah.
TELLY
But then when she got into it. She really got into it. It was good.
CASPER
How did she smell? Did her puss stink?
Telly puts his fourfingers together and then puts his hand
in front of Caper'snose.
TELLY
Take a whiff.
Casper takes a hugewhiff, the snot in his nose makes a loud
sound as he smellsTelly's fingers.
CASPER
Oh man, it smells like butterscotch.
TELLY
Hell's yeah. She was so clean.
CASPER
Oh man, that's the best.
TELLY
You could tell she took care of herself. She had all these powders and creams in her bathroom.
CASPER
Let me smell it again.
Telly lifts his fingers once again, as Casper breathes in the
odor.
CASPER (cont’d)
That's why virgins are the best. I love that smell.
As they walk downthe street, joggers, men in business suits
with briefcases, ambulances, and women with baby carriages
all pass by.
TELLY
You know what else?
CASPER
What?
TELLY
I can tell that she had just entered puberty.
CASPER
How?
TELLY
Well, I was flipping through a picture book of her and her family, right.
CASPER
Right.
TELLY
And there was this picture of her painting Easter eggs or something. And I said, you were cut when you were little.
CASPER
Yeah.
TELLY
And she goes, yeah that picture was taken less than a year ago. I look younger without my makeup.
Casper starts to crack up.
TELLY (cont’d)
And I looked at her, and thought to myself Oh my god, this girl is a baby.
CASPER
Yeah.
TELLY
And for a second I felt a little bit guilty. You know, because she's young and all.
(MORE)
TELLY(cont'd)
And then I was like, oh shit, that turns me on. I wanna fuck this little baby girl.
They both laugh.
CASPER
Fuckin perverted bastard.
They continue to laugh and walk.
TELLY
I'm telling you Casper. I think I'm getting addicted to that shit.
CASPER
To what? Virgins?
TELLY
Yeah. It's like all I think about now. Not just that, it's like lately during sex, I start dreaming about these complex fantasies.
CASPER
What do you mean?
TELLY
I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.
CASPER
You mean like fuckingtwo virgins at once.
TELLY
(laughing)
That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having sex with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her ass. Just to see what would happen.
CASPER
(laughing)
She's probably smash you in the fucking face.
TELLY
I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn'tgonna try.
(MORE)
TELLY(cont'd)
The whole thing is, you justgotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect.
CASPER
Did you tell her that you loved her?
TELLY
Like. Like. Never love. Love is for low-level virgin seduction guys.
They stop walking.Casper takes the last sip of his beer,
then throws it toward an orange trash can. He misses the can
and the bottle smashes in the middle of a busy street.
CASPER
Shit.
TELLY
What do you want?
CASPER
Get another forty.
(burps)
Smoke a blunt.
TELLY
Are you hungry?
CASPER
Hell yeah. Fuckin starvin. Wait up a sec.
Casper takes two steps away and starts urinating in someone's
bushes. People walkby and stare.
TELLY
You wanna go to Paul's house?
CASPER
What for? That guys a dick.
TELLY
I'm sue he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.
CASPER
You think he's got any herb?
TELLY
I don't know, he quit dealin but I'll bet he'll smoke us out.
CASPER
You think?
TELLY
Probably.
CASPER
He lives on 76th?
TELLY
CASPER
Den less go Joe.
He zips up his pants.
They start walkingagain. Casper is carrying a folded up
comic book in hishand.
CASPER (cont’d)
Telly.
TELLY
Yeah.
CASPER
Did she suck your dick?
TELLY
A little bit. But I didn't really want her to.
CASPER
Why?
TELLY
I don't know. That's too easy. I mean getting a virgin to suck your dick. That's so easy.
CASPER
It is right.
TELLY
I want to knock her guard down. I mean there's a whole philosophy behind it. Having a virgin suck your dick, that's basic because there's nothing lost.
CASPER
It's no big deal, right?
TELLY
Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it.
CASPER
Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook on the this situation is.
(they both start laughing)
It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying. It's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you fucked are gonna remember you because you were their first.
TELLY
Yep.
CASPER
They're gonna tell their grand kids.
(mimicking an old lady)
That Telly. He sure was good in the sack!
The two of them arelaughing, their conversation has gotten
them very excited.
They walk in frontof a Korean grocery. The grocery has a
small outdoor produce section, juice, fruit, sodas, etc. A
KOREAN GUY with flip-flops and headphones is sitting on a
tall wooden stool.
TELLY
You thirsty?
CASPER
Yeah, I feel dehydrated.
TELLY
You got any money?
CASPER
Three pennies and a ball of lint.
TELLY
You down with the boost?
CASPER
(whispers)
Unzip my pack, yo.
He turns around andTelly quickly unzips his backpack.