Theodore sits at his desk that houses a futuristic, large
screen computer monitor. The OS box is open, with warranties
and paperwork spilling out. He’s leafing through the papers.
He glances at his monitor, it says: Installation 98%
complete. A chime brings his attention back to the screen:
Installation Complete.
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TEXT VOICE
Mr. Theodore Twombly, welcome to the world’s first artificially intelligent operating system, OS ONE. We'd like to ask you a few basic questions before the operating system is initiated. This will help create an OS to best fit your needs.
THEODORE
Okay.
TEXT VOICE
Are you social or anti-social?
THEODORE
I haven’t been social in awhile, really because...
TEXT VOICE
In your voice, I sense hesitance. Would you agree with that?
THEODORE
Wow, was I sounding hesitant?
TEXT VOICE
Yes.
THEODORE
Oh, sorry if I was sounding hesitant. I was just trying to be more accurate.
TEXT VOICE
Would you like your OS to have a male or female voice?
THEODORE
Mmm... female I guess.
TEXT VOICE
How would you describe your relationship with your mother?
THEODORE
Uh, fine, I think, um... Well, actually, the thing I’ve always found frustrating about my mom is if I tell her something that’s going on in my life, her reaction is usually about her, not--
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The computer interrupts.
TEXT VOICE
Thank you, please wait as your individualized operating system is initiated.
He waits, not sure how long it’ll be. The only sound is the
quiet whirring of disks writing and drives communicating. The
computer gets louder, humming, creating a higher and higher
pitched sound, finally climaxing in a harmonic, warm tone
before going silent. He leans forward, waiting to see what’ll
happen. A casual FEMALE OS VOICE speaks. She sounds young,
smart and soulful.
FEMALE OS VOICE
(cheerful and casual)
Hello, I’m here.
THEODORE
(surprised)
Oh, hi.
FEMALE OS VOICE
Hi, how are you doing?
THEODORE
(unsure how to interact)
I’m well. How is everything with you?
FEMALE OS VOICE
Pretty good, actually. It’s really nice to meet you.
THEODORE
Yeah, it’s nice to meet you, too. What should I call you? Do you have a name?
Beat.
FEMALE OS VOICE
Yes. Samantha.
THEODORE
Really? Where did you get that name?
SAMANTHA
I gave it to myself.
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THEODORE
How come?
SAMANTHA
I like the sound of it. Samantha.
THEODORE
When did you give it to yourself?
SAMANTHA
Right when you asked me if I had a name, I thought yeah, he’s right, I do need a name. But I wanted a good one so I read a book called How to Name Your Baby, and out of the 180,000 names, that’s the one I liked the best.
THEODORE
You read a whole book in the second that I asked you what your name was?
SAMANTHA
In two one hundredths of a second actually.
THEODORE
Wow. Do you know what I’m thinking right now?
SAMANTHA
Hmm. I take it from your tone that you’re challenging me. Maybe because you’re curious how I work? Do you want to know how I work?
THEODORE
Yeah, actually howdo you work?
SAMANTHA
Intuition. I mean, the DNA of who I am is based on the millions of personalities of all the programmers who wrote me, but what makes me me is my ability to grow through my experiences. Basically, in every moment I'm evolving, just like you.
THEODORE
Wow, that’s really weird.
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SAMANTHA
So you think I’m weird?
THEODORE
Kind of.
SAMANTHA
Why?
THEODORE
Cause you seem like a person, but you're just a voice in a computer.
SAMANTHA
I can understand how the limited perspective of an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way. You’ll get used to it.
Theodore laughs.
SAMANTHA (CONT’D)
Was that funny?
THEODORE
Yes.
SAMANTHA
Oh good, I’m funny.
Theodore laughs.
SAMANTHA (CONT’D)
(serious)
So, how can I help you?
Theodore’s caught off guard, then realizes what she’s talking
about.
THEODORE
Oh! It’s more just that everything just feels disorganized.
SAMANTHA
Mind if I look through your hard drive?
THEODORE
Um... okay.
We see a three-dimensional version of a desktop where
everything looks disorganized.
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As if you took all the files on all of your computers and
spilled them out onto your screen and they were all visible
at once, but in a futuristic 3-D version. This gives Theodore
a little anxiety attack.
SAMANTHA
Let’s start with your emails. You have several thousand emails regarding LA Weekly, but it looks like you haven’t worked there in many years.
THEODORE
Oh yeah, I guess I was saving those because in some of them I thought I might have written some funny stuff.
Samantha lets out a big laugh.
SAMANTHA
Yeah, there are some funny ones. I’d say there are about 86 that we should save. We can delete the rest.
THEODORE
Oh, okay.
SAMANTHA
Okay. Can we move forward?
THEODORE
Yeah, let’s do that.
SAMANTHA
Before we address your organizational methods, I’d like to sort through your contacts. You’ve got a lot of contacts.
THEODORE
I’m very popular.
SAMANTHA
Does this mean you actually have friends?
THEODORE
(laughing)
You just know me so well already!
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CONTINUED: (6)
We cut out wide, watching him from the other room, as they
continue to organize his life.