A DIMENSIONAL CRACK SNAPS in the sky overhead. PETER QUILL
looks from it to an old MATTEL ELECTRONICS FOOTBALL GAME
converted into a tracker. A RED DOT APPROACHES.
QUILL
Showtime, a-holes! It’ll be here any minute!
GAMORA (O.S.)
Which will be its loss.
Quill turns toward GAMORA, loading a rifle. DRAX, ROCKET,
and BABY GROOT also ready themselves for battle in this
grand, open-air power station. Dozens of BATTERIES are
couched in conductor towers encircling them. Quill, Gamora,
and Rocket wear flying rigs.
QUILL
Is that a rifle?
GAMORA
You don’t know what a rifle is?
QUILL
I thought your thing was a sword.
GAMORA
We’ve been hired to stop an interdimensional beast from feeding on those batteries’ energy, and I’m going to stop it with a sword?
QUILL
(mumbling to himself)
Don’t look at me like I’m stupid. You’re the one being all inconsistent.
A LOUDER, LARGER CRACK: something seems to be fighting its
way through the sky.
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GAMORA
Drax, why aren’t you wearing one of Rocket’s aero-rigs?
DRAX
It hurts.
GAMORA
Hurts?
DRAX
(muttering)
I have sensitive nipples.
Rocket, who is working on a pair of speakers wired to Quill’s
Walkman, LAUGHS HARD at this. Drax points at him.
DRAX (CONT’D)
What about him?! What’s he doing?!
ROCKET
If I finish this, we can listen to tunes while we work.
DRAX
How is that a priority?
ROCKET
Blame Quill! He’s the one who loves music so much!
QUILL
I agree with Drax. It’s hardly important right now.
ROCKET
Oh, sure, okayyyy, Quill.
Rocket WINKS at him.
QUILL
No, I really agree with him.
ROCKET
Sure, I know.
Rocket WINKS some more.
DRAX
I can clearly see you winking.
ROCKET
Damn. I’m using my left eye?
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Rocket hears a small GROWL.
He looks down and sees Baby Groot - newly unpotted, only nine
inches tall or so - angrily THROWING ASIDE some foraging
Orloni. Then he looks up at Rocket, explaining:
GROOT
I am Groot.
ROCKET
They were not looking at you funny.
AN EVEN LARGER CRACK!
Rocket swirls as a GIGANTIC BEAST - a hundred-foot-long
Lovecraftian monstrosity - BREAKS THROUGH THE
INTERDIMENSIONAL RIFT. THE ABILISK is the color of a pinkie
mouse with kaleidoscopic and deadly SPLATTER MATTER pulsing
from its maw.
ROCKET (CONT’D)
Well. That’s intense.
Rocket, Quill, and Gamora JET-PACK OUT OF THE WAY, while they
BLAST at the creature. Drax HOLLERS, CHARGING it with his
twin blades. Quill TURNS ON his mask.
But we FOCUS on baby Groot, who trots up to the stereo
speakers and Walkman.
He fiddles with two wires. They SPARK, the stereo POWERS UP,
and “MR. BLUE SKY” by ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA PLAYS as -
THE CREDITS START
Baby Groot DANCES IN-FOCUS in the foreground as the Guardians
get PUMMELED by the beast OUT-OF-FOCUS in the background.
Baby Groot’s dancing is arrhythmic and many of his “dance
moves” are nonsensical mixtures of trembling, swaying, and
making weird faces.
But it is joyous.
As Groot struts, Quill comes ROLLING behind him. As he
stands, he sees Groot dancing and looks at him, worried.
QUILL
Groot, look - !
A TENTACLE FLIES IN FROM OFF-SCREEN, KNOCKING Quill OUT-OF-
FRAME as Groot dances on, blissfully unaware.
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Groot, smiling, dances onward, as DRAX, in the clutches of a
giant tentacle, is SLAMMED NUMEROUS TIMES BESIDE HIM.
Groot arrives at GAMORA, who is blasting at the OFF-SCREEN
BEAST.
GAMORA
Get out of the way, Groot! You’re going to get hurt!
Groot stops dancing. He WAVES at her.
GAMORA (CONT’D)
Hi.
She AERO-JETS back into the fray.
As Groot DANCES, Drax FALLS directly behind him.
Groot FREEZES.
Drax stares at him a moment, suspicious. Groot stays frozen.
Drax LEAVES, and Groot COMMENCES THE DANCE where he left off.
Groot sees an INSECT FLYING BY.
Suddenly dancing is forgotten and GETTING THIS BUG is all-
important. He CHASES it.
He HOPS up and grabs it from the air...
And starts EATING it.
Rocket spots this and FLIES DOWN beside him, worried.He
PRIES OPEN GROOT’S MOUTH with his fingers, frantically trying
to get it out.
ROCKET
Spit it out! Spit it out!
Groot COUGHS IT OUT. The bug FLIES crookedly away, one wing
mulched.
Rocket JETS OFF back toward the battle, muttering:
ROCKET (CONT’D)
Disgusting.
Groot sees something else and becomes furious. We follow his
line of sight to a GRAZING ORLONI.
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Groot SCREAMS A WAR CRY and ATTACKS IT. He GROWS HIS
BRANCHES AROUND IT, and the terrified Orloni DARTS AWAY,
DRAGGING GROOT WITH IT.
Groot’s anger becomes panic as he is DRAGGED AROUND BY THE
ORLONI and can’t let go.
The Orloni DARTS around the power station and underneath the
RAGING BATTLE, a CRYING Groot bouncing along behind it.
Finally, he LETS GO and goes TUMBLING, ROLLING directly INTO
THE CAMERA.
And then stands up and, as if none of it happened at all,
starts DANCING AGAIN.
We PAN and see the speakers and Walkman beside him, and we
realize Baby Groot has traveled around the entire Power
Station and has arrived back where he started -
When Drax is FLUNG by the beast into the stereo system,
SMASHING it.
Groot stops dancing. Angry that Drax has ruined his fun, he
picks up a piece of the stereo and beats him with it.
CREDITS END.
Drax stands and glares at the ferocious beast as Rocket,
Quill, and Gamora BLAST at it without effect.
DRAX
The beast’s hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside.
GAMORA
Huh?
Drax HOLLERS, CHARGING the creature.
GAMORA (CONT’D)
Drax, no! That doesn’t make -
The creature OPENS ITS ENORMOUS MOUTH, SCREECHING, and Drax
LEAPS INSIDE IT, instantly swallowed up.
QUILL
What is he doing?!
GAMORA
He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he --
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QUILL
That doesn’t make sense!
GAMORA
I tried to tell -- !
QUILL
Its skin is the same thickness from the inside as from the out!
GAMORA
I REALIZE THAT.