"GREMLINS 2 THE NEW BATCH" (1990)

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  • EXT 21
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EXT. CHINATOWN STREET - MORNING

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The same crowded Chinatown street where Rand Peltzer first found Gizmo the Mogwai. As LOCALS bustle past, ANGLE FAVORS | the stairs to the basement curiosity shop.

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INT. MR. WING’S STORE

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MR. WING, the storekeeper who took Gizmo home after the Gremlins’ night of carnage, Opens the door, beginning his day. As he lights hig pipe, he HEARS a commotion upstairs.

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EXT. STREET

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PEDESTRIANS dodge a long black LIMOUSINE as it pulls up short. ANGLE reveals that most of the stores on the block have closed ~- GOING OUT OF BUSINESS signs and boarded-up windows.

FORSTER, a sour-faced man in a business suit, gets out of the limo, followed by three beefy,MEN, also in suits. The three

big men take a big-screen TV and a VCR out of the car.

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INT. MR. WING’S STORE YD 4

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Mr. Wing looks up from fp hess game as the four men sweep

into the store.

ORDTER
Mister Wi Daniel Clamp would like to to you.

The men quickly set up the big-screen TV set and VCR. One of the men puts in a tape and hits some buttons, and the TV screen fills with the face of DANIEL CLAMP. At a young 40, he’s New York’s most successful real estate developer.

CLAMP (ON TV)

Good morning, Mister Wing. Let’s cut through to key issues, okay? I’m prepared to increase my offer substantially.

(beat) Now, Mister Wing, you’re attached to your business. I appreciate that. I’m attached to my own business. I develop the biggest buildings in New York, and you sell, ah, little things. Fine. But I’m not just talking about money here. .

On the big-screen TV, the IMAGE widens to incltide an easel beside Clamp, holding an architect*s RENDER that shows the grandiose -LOBBY of a huge office building. .

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*Revised - 3/6/89

CLAMP (ON TV) (CONT.}

Take a look, Mister Wing -- (reads)

"The Clamp Chinatown Center -- Where Business Gets Oriented,” When I put up a building, it’s the biggest -- it’s the newest -- it’s the best. People are going to be killing each other to get into this building --

The soft 0O.S. TWITTERING of Gizmo is heard from the rear alcove of the store.

GIZMO (0.S.)
Tee vee!
CLAMP (ON TV)
Now, we’ve been able to reach an understanding with everyone on the block -- except for you. Let me show you what I willing to do for you ~- a sstand and souvenir conogdelon, right here under the at - The foot traffic thr here is going to make the P m building look like a ghost tow

x Mr. Wing regards C % video image impassively. *

Snancapetnentinee

* ¢The Clamp

CLAMP (ON TV) (CONT.)
Please let us know when you’ve * made a decision, Mister Wing. You know, I believe that there's always an area of agreement that two people can reach.

Corporation" 8 LOGO - ~~ a stylized "C" -- fills the *

“video screen, replacing Clamp’ 3 image.

MR. WING
Yes -- a man can always agree with others. It is more difficult to agree with oneself.
FORSTER
. Does that mean you -- k He’*’s interrupted as Mr. Wing COUGHS ~~ a rattling spasm that

sounds deeply unhealthy. When the coughing subsides, he answers Forster.

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*Revised 3/31/89

CONTINUED; 4

MR. WING
I’m sorry. Please tell Mister Clamp that the answer is no.
FORSTER
Keep the TV.

As Mr. Wing walks Clamp’s men to the door in b.g., HOLD on the TV set ~- and a small, furry PAW that reaches into FRAME to

change the TV CHANNEL.

With the change of stations, the TV acreen fills with a SCENE from a Rambo picture. SYLVESTER STALLONE addresses the movie

CAMERA:

STALLONE
To survive a war...you’ve got to *

become war.

Then he screwa an explosive-filled metal ARROWHEAD onto an arrow, and SHOOTS the arrow from a bow. The arrow hits a HELICOPTER, which bursts into FLAMES.

GIZMO (0.8S.)
Neat!

But as the helicopter starts to burn, Mr. Wing comes back and angrily turns the TV set OFF, addressing the unseen Gizmo.

MR. WING Ln

Television again! Ai- ! An invention for fools. ~- As he starts COUGHING again, © Cc? Cc) CUT TO: OMITTED 5 ie

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INT. LIMO/EXT. CHINATOWN STREET (MOXING) - DAY 5A

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Forster and the bodyguards are drip away from Mr. Wing's atore.

BODYGUARD
I'm sorry that didn’t work out, sir, I thought he’d like the TV.
FORSTER
You hear that cough? The guy quest be eighty ~- maybe ninety. We can wait.

A STING of solemn CHINESE MUSIC covers the

DISSOLVE TO:

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

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EXT. CEMETERY - MORNING 6

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Seen through distance and morning MIST, a burial ceremony is taking place, to the accompaniment of the continuing MUSIC.

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EXT. CLAMP CENTRE - DAY 7

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A huge office tower whose sign reads CLAMP PREMIERE REGENCY OFFICE CENTRE.

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INT. CLAMP CENTRE - CABLE TV EDITING ROOM 8

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Near a SIGN reading CLAMP CABLE NETWORK, a NEWS PRODUCER and REPORTER are editing videotape that we see on MONITORS. The tape is of the reporter doing his standup in Chinatown, on Mr. Wing’s boarded-up block.

REPORTER (ON TV)
Mister eset 7, ath removes the last obstaclk eveloper Daniel Clamp’s long-

é hinatown project... ~ On

PRODUCER
Then we go to the boss --

The video IMAGE SWITCHES to Clamp being interviewed behind his spotless, high-tech desk.

CLAMP (ON TV)
»» Obviously a sad occasion, but the bright side is that we can go ahead with something that will mean & great deal to the community down there... :

10A

10B

10C

*REVISED May 10, 1989

Pr CONTINUED: 8 REPORTER That old guy had some neat stuff in his store. You think they’ll auction it off, OFr...? PRODUCER Naah...I hear they’re just gonna tear it down.

CUT TO:

OMIT 9 +

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INT. MR. WING’S STORE 10

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CAMERA moves through the deserted store, and settles on Gizmo’s alcove. The mourning Mogwai hag climbed into his old CAGE, and sits in there with the door open. He wears a black armband, and SINGS a sad, minor-key version of his familiar song.

af CUT TO:

~O THE ARM OF A CONSTRUCTION CRAQE) 10A moving toward us, fast. O

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INT. STORE : 10B

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CLOSE on Gizmo, reacting in fear “‘Se- the crane arm advances toward him. A WIDER ANGLE shows the crane CRASHING into the store.

Gizmo leapa down from the cage, and narrowly escapes, with the crane arm right behind him. Ags a rain of wood and plaster DEBRIS falla around him, he runs AWAY...

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EXT. ALLEY BEHIND STORE 10C

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«into the alley behind the store, and scampers to safety behind an ASHCAN, his chest heaving. But now he looks up, startled and scared —

-- an & pair of human HANDS reach down into FRAME and capture him...and we

SMASH CUT TO:

A BILLBOARD 11

showing the ostentatious structure Danie] Clamp is building on the grave of

Mr. Wing’s etore. The copy reads "COMING SOON ~CLAMP CHINATOWN CENTER ~ Where Business Gete Oriented.” On the cut, there is MUSIC -- a rap song such as Grandmaster Flash's “The Message.”

GRANDMASTER FLASH (V.O.)
It’s like a jungle sometimes, It makes me wonder How I keep from going under...

ii eee ee eee ee eee ee ee

*®REVISED - MAY 3, 1989

CONTINUED: 11 As MAIN TITLES begin, PAN DOWN to

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EXT. NEW YORK STREETS (TIMES SQUARE AREA) ~ MORNING

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The outright madness of New York at rush hour. Herds of WORKERS push past VENDORS, HOOKERS, 3-CARD MONTE ARTISTS, etc.

CAMERA settles on BILLY PELTZER and his girlfriend KATE, heroes of the Gremlin siege of Kingston Falls. Though they’re a few years older now, Billy and Kate are still small-town types, who keep getting elbowed aside by the sidewalk crowd. Billy wears business clothes, and Kate is in a uniform~type skirt and blazer. SPOT Universal Price Code-type BAR CODES on the chest of Billy’s sportscoat and Kate’s blazer.

KATE
I should be finished by six tonight. If we go straight from work, we can make the Early Bird Special at the movies.
BILLY
It’s going to be close. Maybe we could do it tomorrow -- no, tomorrow's when the Futtermans are coming to town.
KATE
Mister Futterman must be getting better, if he can travel.
BILLY .
His wife says he’s getting better. He’s just been ~~ rattled.
KATE
I guess having a bunch of monsters drive a snow plow through your

living room could kind of that

to you. He almost got kitied. * BILLY a)

Right. S

{checks his watch) We're gonna be late.

. eecen” Se, =e

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EXT. 45TH STREET OO 12

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Nd He steps to the corner an@hails @ TAXI.

TAXI DRIVER
You goin’ a’ the airport?

13A

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

Ze CONTINUED: 12

BILLY
No ? the <-~

The taxi ROARS away ~~ Billy lets go of the door handle just in time.

KATE
Billy...I don’t think we’re getting the hang of New York.

OMIT 13

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EXT. STREET NEAR CLAMP CENTRE ~ MORNING 13K

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FOLLOW Billy and Kate as they approach the Clamp office building, where we Saw guys editing videotape earlier.

BILLY

I’ll try and get out early tonight. I have to finish that drawing of the Chinatown building...

(shakes his head) You know, I had the whole thing just right If they’re making me take twent Byes off the World Trade Center

40; ilding looks bigger.

KATE ° 6a A lot of people sren’t as thered by that kind of thing as you are, Billy.

BILLY
Yeah, no kidding...I don’t think I’m getting that promotion this

year. . KATE That’s okay. We don’t have to BILLY

Yeah we do. It wouldn’t feel right, getting married on the money I'm making now. It’s bad

enough that you got me the job ~-

KATE
I didn’t get you the job, I just heard about it. Billy, you can get promoted and stuff if you want to, but you have to act like you deserve it. Let people know you’re

there.

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

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EXT. CLAMP CENTRE 14 =*

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They arrive at the DOORS to the building’s lobby. In addition to regular glass doors, there are a couple of REVOLVING DOORS.

BILLY
Want to try the revolving doors today?

Before Kate can answer, a WORKER enters one of the revolving doors. The power-assisted door, going too fast, WHOOSHES him inside, and we HEAR -- ;

WORKER (0.S.)
Aagghhh!

KATE

They use a regular door instead.

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INT. CLAMP CENTRE LOBBY 15

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BUSINESSES, including S,7RESTAURANTS, a FROZEN YOGURT STAND, a BEAUTY PARLOR, and CLOTH RES.

The ultra-modern, Map ns-sty lobby includes several retail

As Billy and Kate enter, they au Ou thread their way through several WORKERS sprawled in front the revolving doors. The workers are getting dizzily to their feet, gathering their spilled briefcases, etc. SPOT bar-codes, like Billy’s and Kate’s, on the chests of several of the workers.

Kate waves hello to a thirtyish WOMAN (DOREEN) who’s guiding a TOUR GROUP through the lobby. Doreen wears a uniform like Kate’s, plus a matching HAT in the shape of the building.

DOREEN
«.-hope you’ve enjoyed your tour of the world’s most modern automated office building. Don’t forget, copies of Mr. Clamp’s best~selling

book, J]_ Took Manhattan, are on sale

at the newsstand...

KATE
Den’'t let things get to you.

AON na EER Mi i Gin ats

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They kiss.

I won't.

BILLY

in \O OS O © ©

*Revised 3/15/89 8A.

*Revised - 3/6/89

CONTINUED: 15

FOLLOW Billy to a bank of elevators. He pushes a button, and a “goothing” electronic VOICE speaks.

VOICE (V.0.) Thank you for pushing the button. The elevator will be here soon.

Nearby, CAMERA picks up Daniel Clamp’s lieutenant Forster. As Forster walks hurriedly through the lobby, his belt pager BEEPS.

At the sound, Forster changes course, heading for an ALCOVE off the lobby, where he unl sa cabine and opens it eveal & big TV SCREEN with Clamp’s impatient face on it, and a—video_ CAMERA on top.

ee er | CLAMP {ON TV) Forster, I’ve got the planning commission people coming in here today. Those condos I want to

build, on top of e Chrysler , building? rerres close to an

okay. FOR 2) Yes sir. Y

& (ON TV) So I aaron is place running like a clocks the systems, the people, Wverything.

FORSTER
Yes sir. I’m doing a decor compliance check this morning. Tonight I’m doing a random drug search, and --

He’s interrupted as an aging MAN IN A DRACULA COSTUME (GRANDPA FRED) comes over to the cabinet and tries to address Clamp over the TV hookup.

. GRANDPA FRED Excuse me. Mister Clamp, could I speak with you for a --

FORSTER
We’re busy.
GRANDPA FRED
I just need a -~-

Forster snaps the cabinet shut.

CONTINUED: (2)

FORSTER

I said -- we’re busy.

ANGLE - BILLY AT ELEVATORS

As the elevator doors open, Billy is joined by MARLA,

*Revised 3/6/89

9A.

the

chain-smoking, New Yorked-out head of his department.

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MARLA
Billy --
BILLY
Hi, Marla, how --
MARLA
Your Chinatown drawing. We have to have it. It’s a crisis panic emergency. The printers are killing us --
BILLY
Yeah, I just have to --

They get on the elevator, with other WORKERS. The doors close.

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INT. ELEVATOR

ELEVATOR VO 20 (V.0.)
Please state your des d floor

number. DS oO

MARLA . WORKER
I’ve got thirty- / (to @ two people => elevator) screaming at me for -- 2 Sixt--

euEVATOE VOICE ({V.0O.) Your request is floor thirty-two.

Digital NUMBERS flash past on the elevator’s display.

WORKER
{to elevator} No, no, not thirty--
BILLY
{to worker) Don’t --

But it’s too late.

ELEVATOR VOICE (V.0.}
You have cancelled floor thirty-two.

The elevator violently STOPS SHORT, tossing everybody around. “ ELEVATOR VOICE (V.0.) {CONT.) © Please state your new desired

floor number.

*Revised - 3/6/89 ll.

Aye . gs 7 CONTINUED: re Lm

MARLA is (to elevator) Sixteen. (ta Billy?) I hate this thing.

The elevator stops at their floor, and the doors open. Billy follows Marla out into

a mnt —

18 “INT. OFFICE arEa——~ 18 nee —_—nenmenn The advertising department of Daniel Clamp’s empire occupies modern, “open-plan” offices -- endless beige partitions form

tiny CUBICLES full of “ergonomic” furniture. Unseen speakers Pipe in “WHITE NOISE" ~- low-volume static to insulate conversations,

MARLA
Listen, this deadline. It’s not my fault. They’re making me miserable so I have to make you miserable. It's a complete heart

attack disaster horgor story. OA. As Billy and Marla walk, rn a WORKER who’s tr#ing to get

a drink from the d

surges. ~

Billy and Marla ee at Billy’s cubicle, whose "work station" consists of a dra Q@ hoard and several drawers. The PHONE is equipped with a VIDEO SCREEN. SPOT a small, struggling POTTED PLANT, and, pinned to the cubicle wall, Billy’s DRAWING of the main street of Kingston Falls.

On Billy’s drawing toard is an illustration af Clamp ‘s Projected Chinatown building ~-_a glass monstrosity with insane

Pagoda touches. But Billy has tried to breathe some Life into fe Nth -peusTe—th the street, kids flying dragon kites, etc. Marla looks over Billy‘s shoulder at the drawing.

BILLY
It’s almost finished. I just have to make some ~~
NMARLA
That courtyard looks cold. That ’il be nicer with the trees.
BILLY
Ace they going to plant trees there?

*Revised ~ 3/6/89

llA.

MARLA
No, but you’re going to draw them.

aS) s

| % ‘o S

*REVISED April 20, 1989

CONTINUED: 18 BILLY MARLA Elma. BILLY Right.

He’s about to sit down to work, when Daniel Clamp’s lieutenant Forster and his clipboard~carrying ASSISTANT come down the row of cubicles, looking around.

MARLA
Hi, Mister Forster.

Forster nods at Marla, runs an eye over Billy’s cubicle.

FORSTER Qo? It looks like somebody NE r@yWu

employee manual...d

As he speaks, Forster opens AW folder and takes out a bar-code reading WAND attached to the folder by curly cable. He runs the wand over the bar~code on Billy’s chest, and reads from an LCD display in the folder.

FORSTER (CONT. )
~ Peltzer.

BILLY

FORSTER
Unauthorized potted plant -— possible aphid infestation.

As Forster’s asgistant jots on his clipboard, Billy puts the plant in a desk drawer, and Forster spots Billy’s drawing on his partition.

FORSTER
What ig this?
BILLY
My home town.
FORSTER
Mister Peltzer, do von know how much the Clamp organization has spent to provide its employees with art by recognized artists at this facility?

He points to a piece of anonymous “bank art” on a nearby wall.

*Revised 3/15/89

FORSTER (CONT. )
Eye-resting. Color-coordinated.

Authorized. BILLY

Yes sir. It was just a ~- FORSTER

A little touch, yes. Maybe everybody here would like to do gome little touches. Coffee mugs that say "World’s Greatest Lover." The cute little hula doll they bought in Hawaii. The “Snoopy” comic that just says it all.

You'd like that, wouldn’t BAY Mister Peltzer?

BILLY =

I don’t see any -- CO ) FORSTER a)

Coming to work every day in a two

hundred million dollar flea

market. = He turns to move on. O

ASSISTANT
With a "z," right?

As the assistant follows Forster away, Billy puts his drawing of Kingston Falls in a pocket. Marla stews.

MARLA
Billy, this is just what I don’t need right now. Do you realize we’ve got department review in three weeks? This is a nuclear meltdown disaster, I mean it.
BILLY
Sorry, Marla.
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INT. LOBBY

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Kate leads a group of TOURISTS through the lobby.

*REVISED ~ May 31, 1989

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CONTINUED: 19

KATE
The Clamp Centre is the most advanced “smart building" in America, with the latest in security, communications, and climate control. If you'll follow me over here...

Still talking, she takes them toward a STAIRCASE.

KATE (CONT. )}
The Clamp Centre is just one part * of Mister Clamp’s round-the-world business network, which includes construction, sports, finance, and a popular line of jams and jellies...and, of course, as those of you who have cable TV at home know, the Clamp Cable Network.
19

INT. CABLE STUDIOS OL ROOM 20

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With arge show. MARGE

CLOSE on a VIDEO IMAGE ot tly Proyave a ovens on her set.

takes a dish from one of many @ a

MARGE
-..Some people have written in to say that, if they’re serving these dishes in a dark room, maybe for those romantic occasions, they notice a glow coming from some of the meat courses. Now, that’s perfectly normal...

REVEAL that this image is on a control-room monitor at the Clamp Cable studios. Billy, carrying a shopping bag, passes the control room and turns down a narrow hallway.

20

INT. GRANDPA FRED’S STUDIO 21

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The run-down set of Grandpa Fred’s House of Horrors, a hosted-

horror-movie show. Billy comes in and stands behind the CAMERAMAN. GRANDPA FRED, the guy who tried to talk to Daniel Clamp on the lobby TV hookup earlier, is an old trouper ina moth-eaten Dracula outfit. He’s giving the show his demoralized best shot.

{ CONTINUED}

© 21

GRANDPA FRED
...tonight’s movie is so scary -~ the people who saw it when it came out in the theaters twelve years ago are just learning how to speak simple phrases and eat solid food again! That’s right! Talk about scary! It’s a good thing your Grandpa Fred is here with you --+

He waits for something he expected to hear, but it doesn’t happen. He breaks character.

GRANDPA FRED (CoM)
Where’s the moan?
DIRECTOR (0.
{on P.A. from boo The what?
GRANDPA F
The moan. There’s posed to be a moan, from eaepack, and I say, "Oh, Renfield,Syou want some

more flies, don’t you,” and I go back there and open the door --

DIRECTOR (0.S.)
Oh. Sorry, Fred. Can somebody find the tape with the moan?

Grandpa Fred sits down, disgusted. Billy goes over to him.

BILLY
Hi, Fred. Hey, I was sorry to hear about your new time slot. I think they’re making a big mistake,
GRANDPA FRED
A mistake? Kid. it’s a disaster. People that watch TV at three-thirty in the morning are not scared of the Wolfman. The only thing that scares those people is getting sober and finding work.
BILLY
Yeah. I brought you something.

*Revised 3/31 /89

Billy reaches into his shopping bag, and pulls out a mechanized BAT that flaps ita wings as Billy pulls the trigger. Grandpa Fred recoils.

GRANDPA FRED
Watch it with that thing.

Billy puts the bat on top of a cobwebbed TV SET that’s part of Grandpa Fred’s set.

BILLY
I thought it would look good over here.
GRANDPA FRED
Frankly, kid, this was not what I had in mind. I went into broadcasting, I wanted to do news. Public affairs. Something

meaningful. BILLY Horror movies can be meaningful, Fred. You should run some of the classics -~ Frankenstein, * Dracula... * GRANDPA FRED All the great horror movies are in + black and white. Mister Clamp % only likes color. I don ven

have a gimmick. No epee effects. A puppet that c 8 out of a box -~ whoopee. Oo

DIRECTOR (0.8.) C2
We’ve got the moan, Fred. CD

A listless, anemio MOAN is heard through the P.A. GRANDPA FRED _ That’s the moan? ae

es

DIRECTOR (0.8.)
That’s what we've got, Fred. And..-rolling...

Grandpa Fred gamely goes back into character.

GRANDPA FRED
Oh, Renfield, you want some ~~
DIRECTOR (0.S.)
Lunch, everybody. Sorry, Fred. We'll pick it up right there.

*REVISED - July 7, 1989

1?.

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INT. LOBBY - BILLY AND GRANDPA FRED 22

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FOLLOW Billy and Fred as they walk through the lobby.

BILLY
You should run some of the

classics, Fred -- Frankenstein,

GRANDPA FRED
All the great horror movies are in black and white. Mister Clamp only likes color. That guy ig
BILLY
You’ve seen him?
GRANDPA FRED
Well, W ot in person, but -- just lo Uy this building. You

know what nd-of tenants they have

here? There’ esearch laboratory upst ~~ research. Foolin d with animals, cutting th ++elast

week, they took out a patent on a new kind of gerbil. People think Il'g creepy.

BILLY
Well -- I wanted to get away from Kingston Falls. I guess I did.
GRANDPA FRED
You got that right, kid. Have you heard these voices they have here now? Don’t look at me like that. You. know that white noise they play all the time? The static?
BILLY
Yeah. That's so they can put people close together and they won’t overhear each other. You’re not supposed to notice it.
GRANDPA FRED
Sure. But if you listen to it -~ there are little voices in there. You can almost hear what they’re eaying, but not really. That’s a horror movie -- The Building That Wouldn’+t Shut Up.

ee ee Ok OK OK EF Rk OR OK OR HOR Re OR

*REVISED - July 7, 1989

1?7A.

Y What would do that for? GRAND FRED

That’s what th Iid’s coming to,

kid. You can’t talk to

yourself without ebody

interrupting. On

CUT TO:

* REVISED - May 31, 1989

22

INT. SYSTEMS CONTROL CENTER 23

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The Clamp Centre’s “nerve center" looks like an air traffic bad control tower: TECHNICIANS hunch over meters, monitors, and switches, tracking the building’s systems.

Forster comes in and walks past several technicians, looking over their shoulders. One computer monitor tracks the elevators’ movements, while others give spy-camera views of EMPLOYEES in corridors, bathrooms, etc.

Forster talks to a TECHNICIAN who mans controls labelled "WHITE NOISE" and "VOICE."

FORSTER
Let me hear the voices.

The technician brings up VOICES on a speaker. They sound like voice-overs on slick TV commercials.

ANNOUNCERS’ VOICES (dynamic man) -».I’m an honest kind of guy -- and not stealing office supplies works for me, and e way I live today...

(sexy When I save m bt the Clamp organization, I ted! about myself g])] over...

{brainy man) You know, I’ve been thinkin?”-- Mister Clamp would make a great president...

FORSTER
That’s fine --
A TECHNICIAN
(to Forster)
It’s for you, sir.

Forster turns to see a technician pointing at a MONITOR showing CLAMP’S FACE. Forster greets the screen.

FORSTER
Yes, Mister Clamp.
CLAMP (ON TV)
I’m going to a meeting about the Vermont thing. It looks like that takecver is going to happen.
FORSTER
That’s terrific, sir.

*Revised - 3/6/89 19,

CONTINUED 23

CLAMP (ON TV)
No kidding. How many guys do you know that have their own state? Did I show you that picture of the mountains?
FORSTER
Yes sir. Tall!
CLAMP (QN TV)
While I'm in there, get that revolving door fixed downstairs. It shorted out last night while I had some money people here. Mrs. Tanaka is still spinning.
FORSTER
S$ sik. I'll --

ills the monitor screen, and Clamp’s face “it.

Forster turns and looks over a technician’s shoulder at a MONITOR. A spy CAMERA shows a stressed-out EMPLOYEE lighting a Cigarette in a STOREROOM. So)

Forster punches<@ button on the@pnsole, picks up a microphone

and talks into it: YY eoRSTER. Wouirj

That ’s an UnaUE Regi zed break period, pal. SS don’t work here anymore.

On the monitor, the startled employee looks around for the source of the voice.

FORSTER (CONT. >?
We have a problem communicating here? You‘re gone. Clean out the desk. Qne hour. Thanks so much.

He puts down the mike, and moves on to l te” Shaul der--~__ of another technician, who’s turnin p a Switch marked OXYGEN. >

ee ——

FORSTER (CONT.?
What are you doing?
TECHNICIAN
{indicates meters) There’s not much air in the

building, sir.

2)

24A

24B

*Revised 3/1 /89

CONTINUED: (2) 23

FORSTER
At four o’clock, people go into a slump. Then we give them oxygen.
TECHNICIAN
Yes sir.
CUT TO:
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INT. GENETICS LAB ~ RECEPTION AREA 24

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With its cheerful wall sign reading SPLICE-0-LIFE INC., this reception area seems normal, except for the ANIMAL NOISES that drift in from the back rooms.

A MESSENGER with a package, finding no one at the rception desk, goes past it, into an inner corridor...

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INT. CORRIDOR/GENETICS LAB 24A

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»«eto the fringe of a laboratory so high-tech it makes the rest of the building look down-home. Ags he looks into the lab, peering curiously at SCIENTISTS, GADGETS, potted PLANTS and caged ANIMALS, his attention is captured by a SOUND from the back -- Gizmo's song, in that sad minor key.

Half-consciously, the messenger picks up the melody, and starts WHISTLING it to himself -~- until PEGGY, the lab’a receptionist, comes over to hig.

Can I help you?

MESSENGER
Yeah, got a delivery here.++ey
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PEGGY O o> oe) He follows her back to INT. RECEPTION AREA cae 2OuB MESSENGER

“iy What kind of atuff do they do-fr there, anyway?

PEGGY
We’re not aupposed to talk about it.

MESSENGER

Huh. This is for Doctor Catheter.

PEGGY
I can sign for it.

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Peggy’s got a bad case of the sniffles -~ she blows her nose as She signs the paperwork and hands it back.

MESSENGER
Okay. This copy’s yours. Thanks.

Whistling Gizmo’s tune again, the messenger leaves the office -- almost running into DR. CATHETER, Splice-o-~-Life’s chief Scientist, who’s on his way in.

PEGGY
Doctor Catheter, this just came for you.
DR. CATHETER
(taking package)

Oh, good. This might be my malaria...

{opening package) No, this is just rabies. I have rabies. And I was supposed to get the flu this week. Ley

PEGGY XO
I think the flu is on beok-order.

She takes out a Kleenex, blows he® nose again. Dr. Catheter holds his hand out.

DR. CATHET
May I have that, Peg

PEGGY ©

Oh, uh -- sure... = Dr. Catheter takes the Kleenex, and heads for the inner office.

DR. CATHETER
(shakes his head)
Back order. All a man wants is some fresh germs...

FOLLOW Catheter back to

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INT. GENETICS LAB 25

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In this closer look, we SEE that many of the plants and animals in the lab are hooked up to mysterious gadgets.

Catheter goes over to WALLY, a white-coated scientist. The fluorescent LIGHTS over Wally’s area are flickering.

DR. CATHETER
Hello, Wally. Your lights are flickering again.

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CONTINUED: 25

Wally’s eyes are BLINKING in precise synch with the flickering of the fluorescent bulbs.

WALLY
Are they?

Dr. Catheter turns to a table where several different potted vegetable PLANTS are att ed to collecting tubes that feed into a central glass VIAL. O

DR. CA TER
How are we doing pe 9 vegetable medley plant, Wall O talked to the Bird’s-Eye peopl oOo They’re very excited.

Wally nods, sighing -- the long-a Ste ring researcher.

WALLY
We came close yesterday, Doctor, But it rejected the pimento.
DR. CATHETER
You’1l get it, Wally.
WALLY
I’m very pleased about this bat project, though...

Re leads Catheter toward a group of ANIMAL CAGES.

WALLY {CONT. ) You know, in some parts of the world, there are millions of bats. They could make terrific messengers, like pigeons...

DR. CATHETER
Yes, but they only come out at night.
WALLY
That’s what we're working on, sir.

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They arrive at a cage where a resting BAT hangs upside down. An intravenous TUBE, sticking out of the bat’sa flesh, is connected *# to a drip bottle whose label bears a shining SUN logo.

WALLY (CONT. )
This is a formula of vitamins, hormones, and French sunblock. Soon, he'll be totally desensitized to bright light. Watch --

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(CONTINUED }

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CONTINUED: 25

Wally flips a switch, and a bright SUNLAMP shines on the bat. The little creature stretches luxuriously, warming itself in the rays, like a basking cat.

DR. CATHETER
Very nice.

Catheter draws closer to Wally, and speaks with creepy fascination:

DR . -SATHETER (CONT. )
I believe som ca them feed

on... blood. Ee

Doctor. South Ame Ne

WALLY 2
Oh, uh -- that’s ayn bat,
DR. CATHET
(disappointed) wh Ah. Well, good work, lly... Catheter moves on, Another SCIENTIST approaches Wally in b.g.

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SCIENTIST
Wally, could you let me have some growth hormone? I’m a little short.

FOLLOW Catheter to another side of the lab, where two more SCIENTISTS are at work. One of them {LEWIS) greets Catheter, while the other (MARTIN) has his back to us at the moment.

DR. CATHETER {CONT.) Hello, Lewis.

LEWIS
Hi, Doctor.
DR. CATHETER
How’s that cloning work coming?

Martin turns around. He is Lewis’s IDENTICAL TWIN.

MARTIN
Really well, Doctor.

The twins talk in rapid Wwe as if they share a brain. &

LEWIS
Say, Doctor, look at a3
MARTIN OS
»eeT think you’1l find it

interesting.

Following the SOUND of the crooning that caught the messenger'’s attention, they take Catheter over to a lab table where the LIGHTS ARE LOWERED above a covered cage. Martin pulls back the cloth to reveal GIZMO, who stops singing and looks up at them.

LEWIS
Some sort of rodent, apparently...
MARTIN
++.and it can’t take bright light.
LEWIS
Watch this, Doctor.

He opens the side door of Gizmo‘’s cage and turns on a TAPE PLAYER. Hearing the bouncy ROCK MUSIC, Gizmo playfully DANCES out of the cage as the scientists talk.

DR. CATHETER
Hmp! Cute, isn’t he?
MARTIN
That may be genetic...

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LEWIS
».we’re not sure yet.

But as he amuses his captors, Gizmo is slyly looking around for a way out of here. He edges farther away from the cage...

DR. CATHETER
Not so fast, pal.

He abruptly switches the MUSIC off, and GRABS Gizmo just before the Mogwai can make good his escape. Dr. Catheter sticks the frightened Gizmo back in the cage, and shuts the side door firmly.

DR. CATHETER (CONT. )
What’s wrong with you two? He almost made a break for it.

MARTIN

Sorry, sir. (

DR. CATHETER
How are you going to prodeay with

him? DQ LEWIS S&S

Cell samples Fomor r Qe:

MARTIN S
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».«,tissue cultur hursday.

DR. CATHETER
And then there’s body structure. And for that, my little friend...

The three scientists LOOM over the terrified Gizmo. Dr. Catheter reaches into the cage to give Gizmo a POKE.

DR. CATHETER (CONT. )
...we’ll just have to cut you.
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INT. BILLY’S 0 26

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Billy, in his cubicle, stares at his Chinatown drawing. Just as he lowers pencil to paper, the LIGHTS overhead go out.

BILLY
Hell.

The WORKER in the next cubicle speaks up.

{CONTINUED }

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24,

CONTINUED: 26

CUBICLE NEIGHBOR
Jump around.
BILLY
What?
CUBICLE NEIGHBOR
You sat still for too long. The building thinks you left. It’s Saving energy. Jump around.

Billy jumps around, and the LIGHTS come back on, as the messenger who visited the genetics lab comes to the Cubicle Neighbor’s desk with a package.

MESSENGER
Package for you.
CUBICLE NEIGHBOR
Oh. Thanks,

But as the Cubicle Neighbor signs the So ecork. the messenger whistles to himself -- Gizmo’s song in, in that sad minor. For a moment, Billy doesn’t posites t -- and then CAMERA catches the realization dawning s face, as he looks over the cubicle partition and asks veedntly:

BILLY ~ - Where did you hearer:

MESSENGER
Huh?
BILLY
That music. Where did you hear it?
MESSENGER
Oh, uh --
(hums)
Dah dah, dah dah dah dah -- isn’t that by Sting?
BILLY
No. It’s not by Sting. Think. Where did you --
MESSENGER
Oh, hey ~~ I know. I was up in that laboratory, you know, on eighteen, and somebody was, like, humming it --

( CONTINUED}

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CONTINUED: (2) 26 BILLY Did you see who it was? MESSENGER Nuh-uh, it was in the back -~ Billy takes off.

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INT. SPLICE-O-LIFE - RECEPTION AREA 27

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Peggy is sitting at the reception desk as Billy comes in, carrying a red TOOLBOX.

BILLY
How you doin’? I hear your copier’s down.

<a) PEGGY on Oh. Hi. It’s back in there:

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INT. GENETICS LAB ~ 28

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As the scientists work, ANIMALS make restless noises in their cages, most of which are hidden by covering cloths.

Billy strolls in and starts “fixing” the copying machine, removing parts at random as he WHISTLES Gizmo’s song.

A moment later, the melody comes back to him, in Gizmo'’s croon, from a corner where there are several covered cages.

Billy looks around -- the scientists are absorbed in their work.

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Martin and Lewis have clipped ELECTRODES to the EARS of a nervous-looking RAT. They’re preparing to throw the toggle switch of a strange-looking DEVICE connected to the electrodes, as Dr. Catheter looks on.

MARTIN
This is the most interesting bio- electrical work I’ve ever been involved in. Here you go, boy...

He FEEDS the rat some liquid from a VIAL with a LIGHTNING~BOLT insignia on its label.

LEWIS
Think of it...millions of rats in New York, and everyone hates then...

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CONTINUED: . 29

MARTIN
But if one of them could power a portable radio for a month...

He throws the switch. The rat’s eyes WIDEN, then calm down as the current goes off.

Dr. Catheter touches the rat, and quickly pulls his hand back from the electric SHOCK,

DR. CATHETER
Definite progress, fellows. If we could just make it safe to touch

them... MARTIN AND LEWIS Hmm... lr ANGLE - BILLY _ ‘9 30

He wanders back to the corner Gizmo’s voice is coming fron. Two caged MONKEYS chatter at @jm as he passes,

Billy, whistling, lifts the Cdver on the wrong cage. He drops it in shock as he gets a GLIMPSE of a growth-hormone experiment: a hairy SPIDER=Bbout twelve inches across.

Then, as Gizmo’s singin Rrews, Billy’s eyes fall on the right covered cage -- and the reaming SCALPELS arranged next to it.

Billy heads back to the copying machine. On the way, he flips the latch on the monkeys’ cage --

~~ and is back at the copier in time to look up, "surprised," as the excited monkeys scamper past him into the center of the lab, distracting the scientists -~

LEWIS
Theodore! What are you doing out?
MARTIN
Alvin! Put down that DNA!

As the scientists chase the monkeys, Billy hurries to Gizmo’s_ cage. He opens the cage, and HIS EYES MEET GIZMO’S -~ it’g hard to say which of them is more excited.

But the gala reunion will have to wait. Billy scoops Gizmo into his toolbox. He walks out of the lab, leaving the copier a mess.

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INT. CORRIDOR 31

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Walking faster now, Billy ducks into a men’s bathroom, whose wordless SIGN shows a little emblematic man holding a

briefcase.

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INT. BATHROOM 3E

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Billy goes through a small anteroom and a second door, into the bathroom, where he leans against the door, catching his breath.

*REVISED May 16, 1983

31

INT. BATHROOM 32

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Billy goes through a small anteroom and a second door, into the bathroom, where he leans against the door, catching his breath. He starts to lift the cover on the cage, then remembers to turn the LIGHTS down. He lifts the cover --

A boy and his Mogwai! EMOTIONS flood over their faces -- recognition, relief, shared secrets and memories. Billy props the cage on a sink, takes Gizmo out.

BILLY
Hey, guy...did you miss me?

Gizmo does EYE MOVEMENTS -- shyly hedging, then admitting it.

BILLY (CONT. )
Yeah, me too. lLet’s put you up here. We don’t want to get any Water on you.
GIZMO
(Twittering of strong agreement.)

Dy, Billy puts Gizmo onCh/pine te.

BILL Q
Gizmo, what were t “Og doing

with you? Gizmo shrinks back, terrified.

BILLY (CONT.)
That bad, huh? How did you get in there? What happened to Mister Wing?

Gizmo looks sad -~ indicates his armband.

BILLY (CONT. )
Oh. I’m sorry. But then --

He stops at a sudden SOUND -- VOICES in the anteroom between the bathroom and the hall.

BILLY (CONT. )
Quick ~- get in here.

He slips Gizmo into the tool box, above his protesting TWITTERS.

BILLY (CONT.)
Sshh -- just wait a minute --

33-41

CONTINUED;

Billy comes until

Billy about

sets about furiousl into the bathroom,

*REVISED May 16, 1989

y washing his hands, just as Forster Billy doesn’t see him standing there,

he shakes water off his hands --

FORSTER

You're wetting

sees Forster, Sees

my shoes, Peltzer.

the shoes, grabs a paper towel and is

to drop to his knees.

BILLY
I’m sorry, sir
FORST
Stand up, Peltz

-~ let me --

ER
er. Come with me.

Billy grabs the tool box and follows Forster out the door. As

they go into the anteroom, Forster’s clipboard-carrying * ASSISTANT joins them. * OMIT 33-41 *

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INT. CORRIDOR : 42

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LA

fey Yi . With his assistant any yliy watching, Forster points to the sign on the bathroom a OW

FORSTER 0) Do you know what that eans, Peltzer? BILLY It means "men's bathroom." FORSTER What is the man holding? BILLY In the bathroom? FORSTER On the sign, Peltzer.

BILLY
Oh. A little b

riefcase, sir.

FORSTER

That's right.

Because this ~~ ig

the executive washroom. I don’t think you belong in there, do you,

Peltzer?

BILLY

Oh. Well. My mistake ~~

*REVISED May 16, 1989

Forster whips the bar-code reader wand out of his leatherette folder, runs it over Billy’s chest insignia again, and pushes a BUTTON in the folder. A calculator-type PRINTOUT churns out of the gadget, and Forster looks it over,

FORSTER
(reading)

Lateness infractions...and these * SAT scores --

BILLY
{tries to see) That’s in there?

Forster snaps the folder shut. Gizmo, restless, RATTLES the tool box.

FORSTER
What’s in the box, Peltzer?

BILLY ~ Oh, uh -- i. supplies.

(ratt box harder) I’m mixin ints. Well, I better get back té , here --

He backs down the hall, th ns and speeds up. HOLD on Forster and his assistant,

oye Billy leave. FORSTER

Hm. I think our "random" 3 search later on should be very interesting.

ASSISTANT
(jots on clipboard)
Got it, sir.
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INT. BILLY’S CUBICLE

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Billy returns to his cubicle, the restless tool box still in hand. He opens a drawer in his desk, slips Gizmo inside.

BILLY (CONT. )
Gizmo, you’ve got to be quiet. You don’t want to go back to that laboratory, do you?
GIZMO
(Muffled twitter of acquiescence.)
BILLY
We’1l go home soon, and --~

*REVISED May 16, 1989

30./31. CONTINUED: 43

Billy is interrupted by someone GASPING sharply beside him, and he realizes that all noise and conversation around him have

ceased. He quickly SLAMS his desk drawer shut, almost squashing Gizmo’s paw --

-~- and looks up to SEE 8 gry one Staring as Daniel Clamp, with two BODYGUARDS, walks doWwgfhe row of cubicles. No one can quite believe that the SreonGpyers in the flesh.

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CONTINUED: (2) 43

Maria moves quickiy to greet him, and they meet beside Billy’s cubicle.

MARLA
Mister Clamp -~ sir, I'm Marla Bloodstone, I’m the department head here, if there’s anything I can --
CLAMP
That’s okay. Everybody just relax, and go back to what you’d be doing

normally. I know I haven't been down here before, but that’s going to change. I’m going to be a

little more “hands-on” with these Operations from now on...

As he speaks, Clamp glances over Billy’s shoulder, and spots the

Chinatown drawing. 4)

NT.) Hey, this is ex 1é iy

BILLY O
This? 6g
CLAMP
You’ve captured the whole essence of the project here. Look at the kids with the kites. That’s warmth. I like warmth. What’s your name?
BILLY
Peltzger. Billy -- Bill Peltzer.

Marla watches, saucer-eyed, as Clamp shakes hands with Billy.

CLAMP
That’s what we need here. People who produce. {points to drawing} Let’s lose these elm trees, though. People think “elm,” they think “Dutch,” “disease” --

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Gizmo’s drawer rattles open. Billy snaps it shut.

CLAMP (CONT. }
What’s with that drawer?

*REVISED April 20, 1989

BILLY
Oh, it’s, uh -- it's automatic. It opens up now and then, in case you need anything.
CLAMP
Huh. I didn’t know about that one.

He moves on, nodding vaguely at Marla -~ who goes over to Billy, looking at him through completely new eyes.

MARLA
Did you hear that? “People who produce.“ I’ve been working here

six years, and I’ve never even seen him in person.

BILLY
Well -- he likes the drawing ~- % MARLA This is big, Billy. ang

career opportunit cement window. For both

BILLY
It is?
MARLA
Clearly. We can talk about it at dinner.

BILLY

Oh. That sounds great. I could do it, let’s see...

MARLA
BILLY . No, I can't tonight. I’ve got ~-- +

an appointment.

MARLA
I’ve got something tonight too, Billy. A brochure for the Clamp Cable Archery Channel. It’s a total suicide trauma red alert deadiine situation. And you know what? I’m letting it go to have dinner with you.
BILLY
I just don‘t think I can ~~ *

closed.

*REVISED April 20,

(2) 43 His desk drawer starts RATTLING again.

MARLA
What ig with that drawer, Billy? I know every feature in this building. We don't have anything that opens itself.
BILLY
Oh -- I knocked against it with ny leg, I was --
MARLA
Billy, are you keeping some kind of ket in there? It’s a good thing Mister Clamp likes you so much,

because -- Qo? |

BILLY

A pet? No, no, I’m alleqnie)

LA stay. Let me see. Maem

BILLY
You know ~~ I think if we leave right now, I could go to dinner. Just a quick one -~
MARLA
Great. There’s this very chic new restaurant. It’s Canadian. They clean the fish right at your table.
BILLY
Sounds terrific.
MARLA
Let me just grab my coat, and I’1) be right back.

As Marla goes 0.S., Billy slips Gizmo’s drawer open and talks

into it.

BILLY
Gizmo...I have to go now. Just Wait here, okay? Just stay put for a@ few minutes and --

He hurriedly closes the drawer as Marla approaches,

MARLA
Ready?

Billy shoves it firmly

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CONTINUED: (3) 43

BILLY
Yeah.

He grabs his sportcoat, and follows Marla toward the elevators.

As they go, CAMERA HOLDS on Gizmo’s drawer. It slowly shakes 4 open, and the curious Mogwai’s eyes and ears come into view, j checking out the world of Billy's office. 3

Gizmo ducks back out of sight...but, a moment later, a CHAIN OF LARGE PAPER CLIPS is tossed down from the drawer, making a ladder to the floor. As Gizmo starts hoisting himself over the edge of the drawer,

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INT. LOBBY 434

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As Billy and Marla get off the elevators.

BILLY
Uh ~- could you excuse me a second? I’ll be right. back.

MA fy, EF My Billy heads for an alcove at the” rearof, the lobby -- Sag 8

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INT. TOUR GUIDES’ OFFICE AL BBY

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-- and shows up in the little tour-guide office to find Kate taking off her microphone rig.

KATE
Hi! I’m almost ready -~ BILLY Hi. Listen, Kate -- KATE What’s wrong? BILLY Nothing. Um, nothing’s wrong, but I can’t go out tonight. I have a ~- meeting. With some people. KATE Oh, damn. BILLY I know. I’m sorry. But it’s good for -- what we were talking about,

you know? Letting people know I'm there and everything?

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*REVISED ~ June

35A.

KATE
In the middle of the night?

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*REVISED April 20, 1989

uy CONTINUED: Tan

BILLY
Kate, I need you to do something for me. Gizmo’s here,
KATE
What?
BILLY
It’s a long story -- I[’1ll explain it later. He’s up in py desk drawer. You have to take him home.
KATE
Take him home? Billy, this is nuts. If thoge things start running around in New York --
BILLY 5
There won’t be any “thin qr'o ust remember the rules. a an’t take bright light -- vn sunlight. il him. And you can’t get Ja him. And the most important’thing ~-- never feed him after midnight.
KATE
Can’t he just -- go back where you found his?
BILLY
No. I have to go to this -- meeting. Please ~- I'll be home as g800D as I cap.

A beat. KATE (sighs) Okay. Let me take this stuff off and punch out, and then I’ll go get him.

BILLY
Great. Thanks.

He gives her a quick kiss, and leaves the tour guides’ office. Kate waits @ moment, then looks out into the iobby...

KA INT. LOBBY - KATE'S POV HOA 4 -.-and sees Billy leaving the building with Marla.

CUT TO:

4B8A

*REVISED - June 2, 1989

36A. OMIT 45 OMIT 46 OMIT 4? OMIT 48

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INT. BILLY’S OFFICE AREA 48A

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A JANITOR, pushing a cart of cleaning supplies, comes into the office area. Gizmo, on the floor, peeks around a corner to watch as the cart.’s wheels rumble past hin.

As SEEN by Gizmo, the towering janitor stops at the department’s WATER FOUNTAIN and tries to get a drink. The fountain’s spigot OVERSHOOTS, giving the janitor a SPLASH in the face.

Gizmo inches away from the source of the water, and -- seeing a puddle on the carpet where the water landed -~ carefully avoids it. He keeps moving, and evades a second ARC of errant water from the fountain.

The janitor decides téjetx the fountain. Attacking the spigot with a wrench, he sends (off more STREAMS of water. To duck them, Gizmo takes cover, backing / hapy Une er Billy’s desk...

...-and doesn’t see a big SPLASH “of wake hit Billy’s Chinatown picture. While Gizmo, thinking the danger is passed, steps out from under the desk, the bright colors of Billy’s painting blur, and the blob of water ROLLS DOWN the illustration board...

»--down the side of the desk...

Gizmo looks up, but too late. From his POV, the blob of paint- tinted water is huge, and coming down fast. It HITS him ~-

-- and, as the janitor’s feet and the wheels of his cart pass in f.g., CAMERA HOLDS on Gizmo on the floor, writhing in pain. The janitor leaves, and Gizmo SCREAMS, as -~ THWIP! THWIP! -~ two tiny FURBALLS shoot out of his body and land in the open DRAWER of a nearby filing cabinet.

THWIP! The painful Mogwai replication continues, and a third furball caroms off a drafting table and into a wastebasket.

THWIP! The fourth and final offspring shoots from Gizmo’s body, and ~~ as Gizmo watches in horror and pain -~ BOUNCES crazily around the office area, a little Superball of fur.

As Gizmo sits up and looks up, we watch with him -- four newborn

Mogwai HANDS reach out of the filing cabinet drawer, gripping the top edge from inside.

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4 BAA

*REVISED - June 2, 1989 36B.

CONTINUED: 4BA #

CAMERA MOVES IN on the cabinet drawer, and the first two new Mogwais are revealed, standing in the drawer: GEORGE AND LENNY, an inseparable pair. Lenny is big, dumb, and loyal, while George is small, with a criminal caginess -- he gets Lenny to do everything for him.

Gizmo watches the wastebasket where the third furball landed start to ROCK back and forth -~ but is distracted as the BOUNCING FURBALL hits the floor in front of him, then ricochets up onto a DESKTOP.

To SOUND FX of a bowling ball hitting the pins, the furball rolls into a desk corner, and the third Mogwai unfolds -- upside-down. This is DAFFY, a dizzy, uncontrollably antic Mogwai with the demented juvenile joie de vivre we associate with the great Daffy Duck.

In the first seconds following birth, Daffy goes daffy over the very fact of being alive. He sees his little hands and feet unfold, and gives a WHOOP -- .

Wahog!

Stes

~~ as Gizmo watches the rocking, wibtebasket TIP OVER. Looking into the basket, we (and Gizmo) SHE{’@ “qumble of office wastepaper, which is violently tossed*@ut...

+..until MOHAWK, the fourth new Mogwai, emerges. This guy is pure, malicious evil, a new strain of badness. Even as a furry Mogwai, he’s about as cuddly as a cockroach.

While Daffy, up on the desktop, starts playing with everything in sight...

».»-Mohawk, on the floor, moves in on Gizmo.

GIZMO
Uh-oh.

George and Lenny drop down to the carpet to join Mohawk, as Gizmo -- standing now ~- backs away. There’s a grated VENT opening low on the wall behind hin.

Lenny grabs Gizmo with a fast-moving paw, and Mohawk, moving in close, SPITS in Gizmo’s eyes.

ANGLE ~- BILLY‘’S CUBICLE WINDOW ASAA *

Through the glass WINDOW of Billy’s cubicle, we HEAR Daffy acting up --

DAFFY
Wa-hoo!

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48BB

4 8BBB

*REVISED ~ June 2, 1989

CONTINUED: 48AA

~- and MOVE IN to see him putting wet-paint PAW PRINTS all over the glass and the desk.

ANGLE - GIZMO AND MOGWAIS AS BEFORE 48B

George points to the vent opening behind Gizmo, and WHISPERS to Lenny. Lenny nods his dumb understanding; and YANKS the force- Fit GRATE out of the wall. He clumsily bumps George with the grate, and George SLAPS him.

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INT. VENT 48BB

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Gizmo is TOSSED into the vent...and the grate is slammed back into place, imprisoning him. The three Mogwais tease him through the grate, and leave. Gizmo tries to push the grate back out, but can’t do it.

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INT. HALLWAY - ANGLE ON VENT 48BBB

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Gizmo looks out miggrably though the vent...

iéf § & % ...and CAMERA pulls Wagk from him, to show the FEET of departing humans, who are oblivious ta the strange, imprisoned creature a few feet away. sat ay

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52A

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INT. BILLY’S OFFICE AREA - ELEVATORS 50A

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A few late WORKERS get on the elevator where Billy and Marla got off this morning. CAMERA SPOTS George, Lenny, and Mohawk, hanging back in the shadow of a'nearby coffee station... watching the elevator, scoping it out, as the doors close and the electric numbers above the doors start tracking the car’s descent. .

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INT. LOBBY 51

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Kate, her hat off, heads for the elevators. Evening FUN-SEEKERS are replacing workers in the lobby.

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INT. LOBBY ELEVATORG/ ~ ANOTHER ANGLE DLA

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An elevator arrives in’the*Iohby. As the doors open, LOW ANGLE finds the janitor’s FEET and CLEANING CART getting off. after

they’re gone, the HEADS of Georges lenny, and Mohawk, arranged totem-pole-style, peek out of a 1dét,eorner of the elevator.

OMIT 52

42

INT. BILLY’S OFFICE 52A

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Forster and a SECURITY GUARD come down the rows of deserted cubicles. The guard has a mean-looking DOG straining on a leash, SNIFFING at everything. As they near Billy’s cubicle, the dog starts SNIFFING excitedly.

FORSTER
Hah! Good boy! I knew we’d find something in this guy’s desk --

~~ but as they reach Billy’s desk, they find Daffy’s paint PAW PRINTS tracking crazily over every surface. The dog keeps going bananas, but it’s not drugs he smells -- it’s the dander of the recently departed Daffy.

FORSTER (CONT. )
Look at this mess! What kind of footprints are these?

GUARD

Hard to say, sir. A possible gerbil.

52B

53A

*REVISED June 16, 1989

CONTINUED: 524 FORSTER

He’s bringing pets to work. I

don’t believe this guy...it'’s not

just plants. He’s got to have

livestock.

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INT. LOBBY 52B

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At the base of a lobby planter, CAMERA spots George, Lenny, and Mohawk. Unnoticed by passing PEOPLE, they’re digging the nighttime world of the lobby.

44

INT. BILLY’S OFFICE | 53

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Kate, walking toward Bil}y’s cubicle, stops as she HEARS a Piercing WOLF-WHISTLE, N - her. She turns sharply, looks

around, sees nobody -- *

~~ until her eyes light on » neat Og CABINET, where Daffy hangs out of a drawer, ogling her.

KATE
Gizmo, how’d you get up there?

ANGLE - GIZMO IN VENT 534

Gizmo, imprisoned in the vent, SEES Kate mistaking Daffy for him. He shakes his head, twitters, points to himself ~- but he’s too far away to get her attention.

ANGLE - KATE AND DAFFY AS BEFORE 5383

Kate takes Daffy out of the drawer, but she’s not happy about this -- especially when Daffy LEERS at her.

KATE (CONT. )
Billy said to take you home. You’d better stay in my purse till we get out of the building.

(CONTINUED }

*Revised 3/31/89 ko,

CONTINUED: 53B

She slips him into the purse, puts it over her shoulder. ‘As Kate heads for the exit, an ANGLE into her purse...

ANGLE - KATE'’S PURSE 54

-.efinds Daffy smirking.

DAFFY
(softly)
Wahog! CUT TO: OMIT . | 55 INT. CANADIAN RESTAURANT - NIGHT 56

The restaurant is decorated in a Canadian motif; the salt shakers are hollowed-out hockey pucks. CAMERA finds a booth where Marla, drinking Jolt Cola from a wine glass, ia edging closer to Billy, who’s nursing a beer.

MARLA
Did you always know you were going to be an artist?
BILLY
Well -- I always liked to draw. When I was little, with my crayons, I would do these comic strips, and drawings of the teachers and stuff...

MARLA \ I had crayons too, Biwy. And when I was four years old, I was using them to write @@mos to the other children. Even—then, I knew.

)
BILLY
Huh. That’s something .-

fu @

MARLA en Isn't this great? We’rg finally getting to know each other. You

can’t do that in an office.

BILLY
Well, im there, everything's business -<-

** @ e# &@ &

*REVISED ~ May 3l, 1985

KOA.
56 CONTINUED: : 56 MARLA Right. Now, let’s talk strategy. You realize, this changes everything -- for you, me, the department... BILLY What does? MARLA Your relationship to Mister Clamp. Your access. I can see a future, Billy. I see more office 4 space...embossed letterhead...I see ; us --

(lowers her voice) -- swallowing up the publicity department.

BILLY
Wow.

I’m being open nly. Billy. . haven’t talked abgu Bae with anyone.

BILLY : See, I usually don’t pay too much attention to office politics and stuff. I have so puch work to do on the illustrations --

MARLA
You have talent, Billy, and that’s wonderful. It’s a God-given blessing situation. But even an artist has to have goals.
BILLY
Definitely. It’s like I was saying to Kate, I said, Honey, you know, for an artist --

Marla leans closer to Billy, her tone more intimate than before.

MARLA
I can help you reach those goals, Billy. If we join forces...
BILLY
Oh, we should definitely join --

Billy FEELS something in his lap. He looks down. It is Marla’s stockinged FOOT.

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

LOB.

CONTINUED: 56

BILLY (CONT. )
-- forces.

Just at that moment --

CANADIAN WAITER (0.S.)
Sir?

-~- a WAITER appears at Billy’s side, holding a platter containing a large MOOSE HEAD sculpted out of CHOCOLATE. Billy is so startled to find the moose staring at him that he SPILLS his beer in his lap. Marla quickly withdraws her foot, and Billy blots at the spill with a napkin.

CANADIAN WAITER (CONT. }
You okay there, sir? Another Molson there, eh?
BILLY
No, uh, thanks. Everything’s fine.
CAWADIAN WAITER
This is a f Canadian dessert, sir.: an Bohs as BOOsels

Can I cut you an an

BILLY Os No, thanks, I, uh ~--I’ve rea got to get going. I’ve got that -- appointment. I’m sorry about your, uh --

MARLA
Oh, that’s okay -~

COS Sa SS ORY SO” SOY SS SO

*REVISED = June 9, 1989

CONTINUED: 56

As Billy gets up from the booth, Marla -- not giving up without a fight -- grabs his tie. The waiter steps back, and Marla pulls Billy down close to her, planting a KISS on his cheek, leaving a lipstick imprint. When Billy slips loose, he finds the chocolate moose staring at him again.

MARLA {CONT. } -- see you tomorrow.

BILLY
Good. Right. He escapes the x aurant. EXT. BILLY AND KA 8 DING ~ NIGHT 57

IL Establishing their apa Of ~~ it’s pretty run-down.

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62A

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45

INT. BILLY AND KATE’S APARTMENT — KITCHEN 58

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Kate has put Daffy on the kitchen counter. Nearby, she unwraps some Kentucky Fried Chicken. On the counter, SPOT a few of Rand Peltzer’s seldom-used kitchen INVENTIONS.

KATE
Billy said to make sure and feed you before midnight...

As she arranges chicken and mashed potatoes on a plate, Daffy spots a BLENDER next to him. He recoils from it ~-- then, with an evil grin, he shoves it off the counter while Kate’s back is turned, BREAKING it. When she turns and looks, Daffy has an innocent "oops" expression on his face.

KATE
Oh, God...you have to be careful here, okay, Gizmo? We don’t have the money to replace things.

Daffy nods contritely. Kat ings him the food.

KAT NT.) Let’s see if u'll eat this -- FV

Daffy grabs a chick@lea opens his mouth as wide as Joe E. Brown‘s, clamps hn the drumstick, and strips all the meat off in one fast lon, bringing out a spotless bone.

With his other paw, Daffy tries the mashed potatoes. He hates them, and PITCHES what he’s holding, getting half the wad on Kate and half on the refrigerator.

KATE (CONT. }
I don’t know what Billy sees in you.

Daffy WHOOPS, grabs more chicken, and resumes eating.

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46

EXT. BILLY AND KATE'S APARTMENT BUILDING ~ NIGHT 62A

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Billy gets out of a taxi in front of the building, and hurries inside.

*Revised ~ 3/6/89

43./44./45,

47

INT. BILLY AND KATE‘S APARTMENT (ENTRYWAY) -— NIGHT

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Kate answers the doorbell.

BILLY (0.S.)
It’s me.

She undoes the deadbolts and opens the door. Billy rushes in.

BILLY ‘CONT.) Hi. I’m sorry I'm late ~-

He gives her a fast kiss on the lips -- and, as he lets go of her, sees that she’s SPATTERED with food.

BILLY (CONT. >
What happened to you?

Kate doesn’t answer —- she’A&. looking at the LIPSTICK mark an Billy‘s face. lo . Did you ha ae meeting? “Oo ... BILLY

Uh, yapnrit was fine. Where's Gi 2m

KATE
It’s in the kitchen. Billy --

She FOLLOWS him to the kitchen.

BILLY
Did you feed him?
KATE
Yes --

BILLY

{calls ahead) Hey, Giz, how you ~——

They come into the kitchen, which is a mess fram Daffy‘s food: throwing. The Mogwai is hidden behind a little BARRICADE of Lean Cuisine boxes. As Kate and Billy enter, he THROWS a lum of frozen pineapple that nails Billy on the forehead.

@ “3 CONTINUED: 63

BILLY (CONT. )
Ow! Gizmo, what’s --

Billy leans over the barricade and looks in -- as Daffy tosses a GLOP of cherry cobbler, splattering Billy’s face.

BILLY
Kate...Kate, where did you find this guy?

KATE

In your office -- near that drawer, Where you said ~-- Billy, look out!

Too late -- Daffy LOBS a single-serving PUDDING-PACK at Billy. It bursts on impact, staining his shirt. Ky

BILLY
(to Daffy) es)
Where’s Gizmo? Y

The Mogwai SPITS, then wings Kate mo piece of Salisbury steak. Billy looks at the wall cheek: it*s 11:15.

@ BILLY SS

We've got to get over there.

KATE
Billy -- you said there weren’t going to be those --
BILLY
There won’t be. Not if they don’t eat after midnight.
KATE
(indicates Daffy)
What about -- him?
BILLY
We’ll have to take him with us.

He snatches a Lean Cuisine box away and grabs Daffy, almost getting bitten in the process. Kate follows Billy as he takes the flailing Daffy into the living room and stuffs him into his leather daypack.

. DAFFY

ee {(semi-intelligiblie)

Wahoo! No! Elbow room! Don't
fence me -~-

( CONTINUED)

*REVISED

47,

May 11, 1989

The daypack jumps around wildly as Billy zips it shut.

BILLY
You ever want to get out of there, you better relax.

Daffy settles down to a low rumble.

BILLY (CONT. )
That's better.

They grab their coats, start toward the door.

BILLY ({CONT.)
Mister Wing was right...
KATE
About what? BILLY When he came to take Gizmo back. I

asked him how come he could understand what Gizmo was saying... said you just had to know hoe My, istéen. But he said I wasn’t re Dap: For the responsibili “OB I’m not --

As they reach the door, the 6a sounds. BILLY (CONT. ) Ss Great. KATE Who could it be this late? NEW ANGLE Billy opens the door, and finds MURRAY FUTTERMAN, driver from Gremlins; and his wife SHEILA. KATE Mister Futterman! Mrs. Futterman... BILLY

We thought you were coming tomorrow ~-

MR. FUTTERMAN
We thought so too. The guys in my old outfit, they changed the date for the reunion. We tried to call you, but we had to get on the Greyhound.

the snow plow

Kk Ok OF

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AREVISED May Ll, 1989

7A,

SHEILA
Thirty-two hours! We’re sorry to come here so late --~ KATE No, no, that’s okay. Would you like some coffee, or -- SHEILA No, don’t you go to any trouble, hon.

Uy y

YO, 5

*REVISED May 3, 1989

MR. FUTTERMAN
Boy, we tried to get a cab up here ~~ did you Know they have Russian guys drivin’ cabs in this burg? What if somebody gets in one of those cabs with a briefcase full of atomic secrets? Is anyone thinking about that?

SHEILA

Murray, you remember what Doctor Kaplan said. We’re going to stay hice and calm --

(to Billy) Murray was a little...distressed after, you know, what harpened with thoge, um --

(mimes Gremlin)

MR. FUTTERMAN
Ash, I’m fine. Ii was just a little jumpy for a while --

Billy's daypack SQUEAKS. Billy slips the bag under his arm and squeezes it, forcibly quieting Daffy.

MR. FUTTERMAN (CONT. }
What’s that?
SHEILA
It’s okay, honey. I hear it too.
MR. FU RMAN
Of course you hearliit too. What do you mean? xX
BIL
It’s, uh -- Plumbing here. It...makes n e sometimes.

Sheila, looking at Bdily, Bpots something --~

CSHEILA
Oh, Mur ~- I think we i these two.

(CONTINUED )

*REVISED April 20, 1989

4g. CONTINUED: (2) 64

MR. FUTTERMAN
Huh?

Billy realizes what Sheila is talking about, as she takes out a handkerchief and dabs at the lipstick on his face.

BILLY
Oh, uh...that’s from -- my boss. I did some stuff that she liked. I mean some work --

He tries to catch Kate's eye, but she avoids his look.

BILLY (CONT. )
Uh, the thing is -- I’m afraid you guys can’t stay here. I mean, we'd love it if you could, but the, uh ~ - the building's being -<- fumigated.

MR. FUTTERMAN % Bugs, huh? Yeah, you can’t be de, careful these days. All kj rr weird bugs comin’ into, the\)

\

country... wo *

SHEILA
Oh. Well, that’s okay, Billy --
MR. FUTTERMAN
Sure -~- we'll just book into a * hotel.
BILLY
Really sorry...we'll call you...

He backs the Futtermans toward the door. AD LIB goodnights as Billy opens the door, forcing himself to look relaxed as the Futtermans go. He watches through the door for a beat, then

closes it -- and finds Kate suspiciously eyeing his lipstick tattoo.

BILLY
What -- this? It was just one of those business things. You know, like -- “Great job." Yau don’t believe me?

*REVISED ~ May 31, 1989

CONTINUED: (3) 64 KATE I believe you. BILLY We better get going.

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INT. CLAMP CENTRE - LOBBY 65

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The lobby CLOCK is at two minutes to midnight. There’s lively action at the lobby’s BARS, DANCE FLOOR, and FROZEN YOGURT STAND, where two teenage YOGURT JERKS serve CUSTOMERS.

YOGURT JERK 1
+«.g30 that’s a Kona praline and banana-berry swirl with kiwis and peanut butter cups?

Yeah...or, “aie eanut butter cups all Maid 0 6. YOGURT JERK 1

1’m not sure...Alexis, are en) peanut butter cups all natural?

As Yogurt Jerk 2 joins the discussion, a new ANGLE finds a furry PAW turning on two spigots on the yogurt machine. FOLLOW the two streams of goo over the machine’s spill grate and down to the floor. Hidden from view by the counter, Mohawk, George, and Lenny reach for the trickling yogurt...

»».check the lobby CLOCK as the time TICKS past midnight...

LENNY
Yum!

»++,and sloppily chow down. Up above, Yogurt Jerk 1 turns to the machine, sees the two spigots flowing. She’s about to turn then off, but a complaining CUSTOMER stops her.

CUSTOMER 2
Miss, I asked for Oreo cookies and Gummy Bears -~ this stuff is, like ~~ hair.
YOGURT JERK 1
Ma'am, we don't have anything that’s like --

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

But then Customer 2 and Yogurt Jerk 2 SEE it at the same time: a
furry PAW reaching up to scoop M&M’s from a topping bin.
CUSTOMER 2
What is it? It’s a rat!
LENNY (0.S.}
Yum!
CUSTOMER 3
What’s going on here? Did that woman say there are ratg?
YOGURT JERK 2
Um, no, sir, she said there are no rats here -~
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EXT. CLAMP CENTRE

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Billy and Kate hurry into the building.

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INT. LOBBY - BILLY AND KATE

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the frozen yogurt st nd rush over to see what’s going on.

wll
I’m telling abies: thing in the 65
CUSTOMER 2
«++I don’t just want a different

yogurt, I want damages --

BILLY
(to Customer 1)
What kind of thing was in the trail mix?

As Kate and Billy ent “is the lobby, they HEAR the commotion at

CUSTOMER 1
I don’t know, a furry thing. And it’s supposed to be health food.

Billy checks the lobby clock -- 12:10. He pulls Kate aside.

BILLY
That’s it. It’s after midnight, and they’ve eaten. Now they’li make their cocoons...and if they get to water --

@ KATE

Come on.

*REVISED May 3, 1989

CONTINUED: 67 She leads him quickly over to the elevators.

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INT. BASEMENT 68

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Six stories underground, beneath the building and its parking floors. Yellow lamps, set in a concrete wall along a catwalk ledge, cast an eerie HALF-LIGHT on Kate and Billy.

KATE
It’s along here...

They come to a deep, square RECESS in the wall. Inside is massive MACHINERY -- pipes, pumps, meters -- surrounded by a CHAIN~LINK CAGE.

KATE (CONT. )

This is where the water comes into the building.

Lor,

*REVISED May 5, 1989

CONTINUED: 68

BILLY
Great. Maybe if we shut it off, they’1l1 even close the place down...

Billy goes to a corner of the chain-link cage and starts bending links back from the seam, trying to make a big enough opening to slip through.

52

INT. SYSTEMS CONTROL CENTER 69

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One of the technicians gets a BEEP from his terminal. The night-time SUPERVISOR comes and looks over his shoulder at the monitor, which shows a blinking red diagram of the basement water machinery.

SUPERVISOR
Give me video.

The technician types a command, and a video IMAGE of Billy attacking the cage appears on the screen.

SUPERVISOR (CONT. )
Guards.
53

INT. BASEMENT 70

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Billy and Kate have opened a seam of the cage. Kate stands clear as Billy tries to pull the de back, but a bright LIGHT hits his eyes -- ne)

GUARD ma Back off! Put your hepds up.

Billy backs off the cage and aes a GUARD coming toward hin, flashlight and gun in hand. As he gets close, Daffy starts bouncing around in the daypael again. The guard trains his gun on the leather bag. *

oe) GUARD What’s in the bag,” pal? BILLY Nothing. GUARD

Oh yeah? Let’s have a look.

BILLY
You don’t want to --

The guard ignores him, opens the zipper, and LOOKS DOWN into the bag.

*REVISED April 20, 1989

Su,

CONTINUED: 70

GUARD
Aagghhh!

When the guard pulls his head up, Daffy is hanging onto the guard’s NOSE by his teeth. The guard flails his head furiously around, until Daffy finally flies free ~-

BILLY
No!

-~ and as the Mogwai’s departing FOOTSTEPS are heard, the guard angrily puts Billy up against the wall, starts handcuffing him.

BILLY (CONT. )
We have to find him, before he eats

something -- 569

GUARD
(indicates his nose) Q He already ate some ANS

Billy looks around for Kate then realizes she’s hiding in the Shadows of the concrete recess, unnoticed by the guard.

BILLY
Look, we have to shut this building down. That thing that bit you -- there are more of them, okay? And they’re going to turn into -- these monsters, and --
GUARD
Tell you what, pal ~- you can tell the cops all about these monsters, I’m sure they’ll be very interested...

As he takes Billy away, CAMERA holds on a spot over their heads...goes into a GAP between the concrete wall and ceiling...and finds three big COCOONS. Their slimy bodies gleam dully in the yellow lamplight. As we watch, the cocoons silently GROW and change, gathering strength...

BILLY
Listen, I’m not crazy. People are going to be in a lot of danger. They wreck things. They kill people. If they get out of here, they’1l destroy the whole city...they’1l destroy everything.

Listen to me...

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EXT. POLICE STATION - EARLY MORNING

source 55

A midtown precinct house. As Billy door, POLICEMEN in b.g. are leading MIMES from a paddy wagon toward the the mimes continue their portrayals feeling up invisible walls, etc.

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

and Kate hurry out the front & group of arrested STREET

Station. Though in custody, of walking against the wind,

BILLY
Thanks for getting me out of there. ‘ KATE It was easy -- I just gave them next month’s rent. BILLY When we get there -- go to your job, like normal, okay? And just

keep your eyes open. What tine

ia it?

KATE
Six-thirty.

They hit the early-morning Upon a@ run.

~

55

INT. CLAMP CENTRE - LOBBY

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Op 6m TO:

The early-morning arrivals are here ~- PEOPLE opening their lobby businesses. In a SERIES of SHOTS, they lift the shiny, corrugated-metal security GATES that protect a NEWSSTAND...an

ESPRESSO CAFE...

56

INT. BASEMENT CREVICE

source 57

Under the building, the Mogwais’ slimy COCOONS begin to BURST OPEN, with acrid SMOKE swirling around thea...

57

INT. LOBBY

source 58

The gates lift up on the TANNING SALON...the HAIR-CUTTING

58

INT. BASEMENT CREVICE

source 59

ee. 88 More cocoons BURST OPEN...

59

INT. VENT SPACE

source 60

Gizmo edges forward in the dark vent passageway ~~

*REVISED May 3, 1989

NEW ANGLE 77

-~- and doesn’t see the FLOOR disappear from under him until he’s already FALLING down a tall vertical drop, grasping helplessly at the sheer wall that rushes past...

60

INT. BASEMENT 78

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».«e-until he LANDS on something soft, and rolls off onto a hard concrete floor. He looks at what he landed on -- it’s one of the COCOONS in the basement wall crevice.

As Gizmo backs away, the cocoon belches SMOKE, opening up. Gizmo, wide-eyed, knows who to warn -~-

GIZMO
Bil - lee --

-~ but a GREEN CLAW GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND, jerking him backward, off his feet.

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61

INT. LOBBY 79

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Billy and Kate come breathlessly through the lobby doors. They find the businesses mostly open -- and a SEA OF PEOPLE pouring through the doors, innocently arriving for work.

KATE
Billy, what if they’re already --

Suddenly, the lobby LIGHTS DIM, [gud Billy looks up.

BILLY \O They are. Come on...

He starts leading Kate toward ‘the lobby NEWSSTAND. On the way, they run: into Grandpa Fred. ©

GRANDPA -ERED
Hey, Billy -- the building's completely screwed>up today --

BILLY =

(hurrying on) Hi, Fred. I know...

GRANDPA FRED
{watching them goa} Sure. You’re young. You know everything.

Billy and Kate arrive at the newsstand, where Billy grabs four souvenir FLASHLIGHTS in the shape of the building.

De ee ee ee

*REVISED May 3, 1989

56A.

NEWSSTAND LADY

Eighty-six thirty-eight with tax.

BILLY
(to Kate)

I’m going to go up and -- (to newsstand lady)

How much? NEWSSTAND LADY Four times nineteen ninety-five --

BILLY
Put it on my bill.

NG

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*REVISED May 16, 1989

CONTINUED: 79

He hands Kate a couple of flashlights as they start back across the lobby.

BILLY (CONT. }
Remember, they can’t stand bright light. If one of them gets near you --

He’s interrupted as Marla comes up to them -- and gives Billy a Squeeze and a kiss before he has time to think.

MARLA
Good morning, Billy. That was so Mice last night. We’re going to have to do that again ~--
BILLY
Uh -- Marla, this is Kate, my -~-
MARLA
Oops, I’d better get going. See

you u &@irs, Billy. ate} Hi. C Agt. She heads for the elev

BILLY 8

Uh, Kate -~ listen, think I better explain --

KATE
Don’t do any explaining right now, okay? I’m too mad.

A guide calls Kate from the guide office.

GUIDE
Kate -- you’re up, honey.
KATE
Excuse me. I have to go to work now.

BILLY

But -- look, I’m going up to Systems Control. If I’m not back down here in fifteen minutes -~

KATE
Billy -- if we all get through today alive, you’re in big trouble.
BILLY
Kate --

CCANMTMITRD \

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*REVISED May 10, 1989

CONTINUED: (2) 79

She’s out of earshot.

BILLY (CONT. }
Terrific.

As Billy heads for the elevators, HOLD on a nearby Miller’s Outpost jeans store that opens onto the lobby. A couple of teenage girl SHOPPERS approach the SALES CLERK.

SHOPPER
Excuse me...do you have any styles that aren't, um, fringed?

They hold up several pairs of pants. All of them are “fringed” from the knees down -- as if they’d been CLAWED to tatters.

From the store’s back room, we HEAR a whoop. It’s familiar, but the VOICE has become deep, raspy, and much less innocent.

DAFFY (0.8.)

Wa-hoo! Ly ~O CUT To:

62

INT. SYSTEMS CONTROL CENTER CO BO

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©

Billy comes in, to find Forster ghking his morning rounds among

the technicians. .

BILLY — Mister Forster -- CS

e FORSTER = Peltzer! What are you doing in this building? You got yourself arrested here last night, and you

come back?

(to a technician) Get security up here. He’s out. He starts to walk away, but Billy follows him.

BILLY
Mister Forster, we have to evacuate the building. Right now.
FORSTER
Oh, we do? Why’s that?

B3A

*REVISED ~ June 9, 1989

CONTINUED: 80

BILLY
There are...creatures in the building. They start out as these small, furry animals, but then they eat, and they go into cocoons, and then they become small, green --

Pa a

FORSTER
This is drugs. It’s got to be. You’re on a groovy little trip, aren’t you, Peltzer? Well, let me tell you something, Mister Flower Child --
BILLY
Just listen to me ~-
HNICIAN
Wait am ay is is good, They start out amg) d_ then they have the cocoons.>.

BILLY 0 65

First they eat -~

TECHNICIAN 2
Well, sure. you’re going into a cocoon, you want to have a little something first.
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INT. CABLE TV STUDIOS 83A

source 64

Looking around apprehensively, Kate leads her tour group into the Clamp Cable TV operation. Among her charges today is KATSUJI, a 20-year-old Japanese tourist. Katsuji is loaded down with an amazing arsenal of PHOTOGRAPHY EQUIPMENT: half a dozen still cameras with a ton of lenses, and a video CAMCORDER. Photographing the hell out of everything, he falls behind Kate and the group.

KATE
Sir ~- I’m sorry, but you have to keep up with the rest of the

group..:.

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S9A.

334 ~~ continven: B3A
Katsuji responds by ZOOMING in on Kate with the video camera.
KATSUJI
Excellent! Thank you! Please give me some right profile as you continue speaking!
KATE
Uh, If we’re very quiet, we can go in here and watch a program being videotaped...
64

INT. MICROWAVE MARGE’S SET

source 83B

As Kate and her tourists quietly file into the studio, Marge’s CAMERAMAN tracks her to a Counter, where she puts a tray of canapes down beside a casserole.

MARGE
Now, this week here on “Microwave With Marge" is our special "Salute to Luncheon Meats," and I’m very excited about t py pee: so let’s just jump e's) hors @ d’oeuvres. You kn logna and bean dip roll- vupewa RO eg when friends drop over, and Want to make it a little extra Special, you can get some of these little sword-shaped toothpicks, you put that through the bologna, and that’s your "Viva Zapata" appetizer. People are simply crazy about these...
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65

INT. SYSTEMS CONTROL CENTER

source 84

As Forster fumes, the systems control technicians have an amused discussion of the Gremlin “rules” as explained by Billy.

TECHNICIAN 1
Okay, wait -- what if one of them eats something at eleven o’clock, but he gets something stuck in his teeth ~-
TECHNICIAN 2
A caraway seed,
TECHNICIAN 1
Whatever, right, and then after twelve o’clock, it comes out -- now, he didn’t eat that after Midnight ~-

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Uy CONTINUED: 84

BILLY
Look, I didn’t make the rules. There are ~--+
FORSTER
"The rules.” I can’t believe this.

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60A./61.

CONTINUED: BY

TECHNICIAN 2
Or what about if he’s eating in an

airplane, and they cross the time zone --

But the technician’s theory is cut short, as --

~- TWO GREEN ARMS BURST OUT OF HIS CONSOLE, ripping aside

control buttons and speaker grilles in a burst of SPARKS AND SMOKE.

Before the technician can move, the arms are going for his throat ~~ and MOHAWK, now a bloodthirsty Gremlin, emerges from the wreckage of the console, still CHOKING the technician.

TECHNICIAN 2 {CONT.) Help -- me --

At the sight of Nohawilg rster jumps back. Technician 1 tries

to move on the Gremli Wy Mohawk takes a claw from his victim’s neck and SLASHES‘ Te ian 1’s arm, driving him back.

ee

Billy pulls out his building~shap OFpricne and SHINES it at the Gremlin. Recoiling, the Gremlin s go of the technician, who falls to the floor -- dead.

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66

INT. CABLE TV STUDIOS 87

source 67

As Kate and her tourists watch, Marge stirs an enormous, institutional-size SOUP POT on a kitchen stove.

Me ae ok

MARGE
This is how we used to cook for big groups, before we had our microwave ovens and the other modern appliances. It would take days to plan the menu, and hours over a hot stove to do the cooking. But now, we Can make this same tuna-~noodle cheez-product chowder surprise in just a few minutes, and you can feed anything from a high school reunion to a complete chain gang with this kind of quantity.

ae

Ce a a ee a

Marge puts a lid on the soup pot.

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CONTINUED: 87

MARGE (CONT. }
Whew! Now, if we step over here...

But as she starts to turn away, the LIGHTS on the set suddenly DIM.

CAMERAMAN
Huh. Brownout or something.

Marge HEARS a TAPPING noise from inside the soup pot. Confused, she lifts the lid -- and JUMPS BACK, as LENNY ~- now a GREMLIN, but his dopey face still recognizable -- sits up in the soup pot, wearing a chef’s hat, and SPLATTERS Marge with orange noodle-casserole GOO. He whips out a TURKEY BASTER, and SQUIRTS Marge with it.

MARGE
AAAGGHHH! WHAT IS IT?

At the sound of Gremlig,LAUGHTER, she wheels to see GEORGE, a GREMLIN in an apron, | counter behind her. As Marge turns to the Cameraman for pr t? George points to two MICROWAVE OVENS at the rear of the set Of)

czonce | OOS

Mi-cro~wave!

Kate’s tourists turn to FLEE the studio -- the last to go is Katsuji; who photographs the Gremlins a nile a minute as he backs out of the room.

As the tourists go, the Gremlins turn savagely toward the ovens. George whispers to Lenny, who nods obediently and throws several METAL UTENSILS into the microwaves. The Gremlins close the

ovens and start them up. The ovens fill with furious ARCS of blue light --

MARGE
Look out!

-- and THE OVENS EXPLODE, showering the set with GLASS. As Marge and her cameraman escape the studio, the ovens catch FIRE. The flames lick up toward the ceiling --

-- and set off the SPRINKLERS. George and Lenny grin, standing tall to shower in the spray. As the water hits, BUBBLES appear on the Gremlins’ backs. Close on the bubbles, CAMERA finds the tiny heads of GREMLIN OFFSPRING, getting ready to burst out.

As the studio fills with the ominous SMOKE and COLORED LIGHT of Gremlin multiplication, Kate runs from the room.

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*REVISED + June 22, 1989

62A.

67

INT. XEROX ROOM 88

source 68

As the SOUND of a XEROX MACHINE in operation is heard O.S., CAMERA is CLOSE on the floor of a copying and office supply room, where a series of PHOTOCOPIES is piling up. The pictures are of Gizmo ~- his body pinned down, his face contorted in pain. Each pose is slightly more tortured than the one before.

NEW ANGLE finds Gizmo in the flesh -~ he’s fastened by a web of SCOTCH TAPE to the document cover of a big copier. As Gizmo struggles helplessly, Wy ) MOHAWK at the controls, setting the

machine for 100 copies. My. 7 again, WINCING as he’s hit

"065. to

Gizmo slides over the glass by painful BURSTS OF BRIGHT Heat

89A

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OMIT 89

68

INT. SYSTEMS CONTROL CENTER 89A

source 69

In the wake of Mohawk’s attack, the technicians are both somber and rattled. They work urgently at their congoles, as a panicked Forster paces behind them, looking at their monitor screens.

TECHNICIAN 1
Mister Forster, I show lighting brownouts in five locations.
TECHNICIAN 3
I’ve got a climate control maifunction, floors fifteen and sixteen --
FORSTER
What the hell’s going on?
TECHNICIAN 4
Uh, sir --

Forster goes over to Technician 4's station ~-

TECHNICIAN 4 (CONT. }
(points to ecreen)
The Pest Infestation Monitor...

~- and sees, on the technician’s screen, an alarmingly rapid proliferation of DOTS, spreading over the diagram of the building. The dots atarted as a cluster in the cable TV studio area ~~ Microwave Marge’s atudio -~ but they’re spreading out to other floors, and moving around quickly.

FORSTER {ry What is that? That’ a aot rats, is

it? ;

TECHNICI No sir, I’m afraid «€'s not --

A VIDEOPHONE RINGS near Technician 3; he graba it.

cr TECHNICIAN 3 Systems Control <— erie KATE’S FACE fills the videoBhone SCREEN.

KATE (ON PHONE)
Is Billy Peltzer there, please?
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CONTINUED: . 89A

TECHNICIAN 3
No, he said he was going to Mister Clamp’s office ~- hey, do you know anything about --
KATE
Thank you.
69

INT. CLAMP CENTRE LOBBY/ELEVATORS 89B

source 70

She hangs up, runs toward the elevator and gets on.

70

INT. ELEVATOR | 89C

source 71

As the doors close, Kate breathlessly asks the elevator for --

KATE
Thirty-eight.

But the VOICE that croaks back isn’t the usual elevator voice.

GREMLIN VOICE (V.0.}
Thir-ty-eig

Kate’s face registers ipo. She jams on the "DOOR OPEN" button, but the door stay Oy) and the elevator starts MOVING... ~

».ebefore it jerks to a sudden stor? 5

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INT. CLAMP’S OFFICE 90

source 72

Clamp’s office is huge, immaculate, and fully outfitted with high-tech gadgets. The WINDOW looks down on a bank of CLOUDS pierced by the tips of New York LANDMARKS -- the Chrysler Building, etc. Clamp hits the switch on a desk INTERCOM. CLAMP HAve you shredded my mail from this morning? SECRETARY (V.O.) (over intercom}

I’m just finishing, Mister Clamp.

CLAMP
Good. Let’s do some memos...

92A

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

CONTINUED: 90

As he talks, Clamp goes over to a bank of VIDEO MONITORS on his wall. Some of them display spy~camera views around the building, while others are tuned to Clamp Cable channels. One

of these catches Clamp’s eye: it’s showing [t’s a Wonderful] Life

in black and white.

JIMMY STEWART (ON TV)
Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, drugstore...

Scowling, Clamp pushes a button. The movie blossoms into Zarish, unlifelike COLOR,

72

INT. CLAMP’S OUTER OFFICE 91

source 73

Clamp’s SECRETARY pushes the last of his morning's mail into the SHREDDER beside her desk ~~ it’s a letter bearing the seal of the Vice President of the United States and starting “Thank you for your generous contribution..."

As the letter turns into paper spaghetti, the secretary leaves the shredder on, turns to her computer, and starts typing down Clamp’s dictation. SPOT her prim pink SWEATER hanging on the

back of her chair.

cbf (V.0,) (over i Be First one, to yo rnes

Relations. Let's nee) eople in Chinatown give a st 04 j

tival as a spontaneous outpouri > appreciation for what I’ve e for their community...

The secretary takes a hurried bite of a SANDWICH, then goes back to her typing. But CAMERA holds on the sandwich -~ as the GREEN CLAWS of an otherwise 0.S. GREMLIN slip a spring-loaded MOUSETRAP under the top slice of bread.

The claws withdraw from sight just as the secretary turns to Pick up the sandwich again. She takes a bite -- and, though her back is to us, we HEAR the snap of the mousetrap and the secretary’s SCREAM -~

73

INT. CLAMP’S OFFICE 92

source 74

~~ which Clamp also hears, over the intercom. He rushes into the outer office --

74

INT. CLAMP’S OUTER OFFICE 92H

source 75

~~ where he finds the Gremlin, wearing the secretary’s pink Sweater, sitting in her chair and typing at her computer.

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CLAMP
You’re not my secretary.

The Gremlin responds by grabbing a SILEX POT of boiling-hot water from the nearby coffee station, and FLINGING the boiling water at Clamp --~

~- who ducks it, as it SCALDS the paint on the wall behind hin. Clamp makes a tentative move toward the Gremlin, who THROWS the empty Silex. It barely misses Clamp, and SMASHES against the wall,

The Gremlin JUMPS at Clamp, who tries to bat it away from his face, like a kid panicked by a moth -~

~- but his flailing knocks the Gremlin back, so that its foot is caught in the hopper of the secretary’s SHREDDER. Hating to do it, using only his fingertips, Clamp PUSHES the struggling Gremlin down into the machine --

-- which SPRAYS him out of the bottom like a black, bloody, eyes-only memo of ey

As Clamp stands gaspil Ap Ade the machine, the door to the corridor opens, and Bill in. He sees the shredder, and the tattered Gremlin rembins Oiaina from it.

BILLY i) Sir -- are you all right?

CLAMP
I think so...I hate using these machines myself.
BILLY
Sir, I have to talk to you. There are a --

The door opens again, and a dishevelled Forster bursts in.

FORSTER
Mister Clamp, there’s a situation in --
(sees shredder)
My God, what --
BILLY
(to Clamp)

Sir, please listen to me. There are more of these things -~ maybe lots more. We’ve got to get people out of the building ~~ and we’ve got to close the building up. We've got to do it before sundown.

*REVISED - May 31, 1989

66A.

CLAMP
Yeah? What happens at sundown?
BILLY
These ~~ things can’t stand sunlight. It’11l kill them. But once it’s night time, they can get out, into New York. If that happens --
FORSTER
He should be in custody. He’s dangerous.
AMP
Dangerou ps thing that was in

here a min go ~~ that was dangerous. is ’s from the art department. “™ O

92A

*REVISED May 10, 1989

CONTINUED: (2) 92A *

FORSTER
Yeah? Ask him how he knows so much about these -- green things.
CLAMP
That’s a good question, Bill. How do you know about them?

BILLY

Well ~~ um, you know that genetics laboratory, down on --

CLAMP

Of course. Thoge guys. {to Forster}

I warned you that could be a problem tenant. We could have had three shrinks and a plastic surgeon in that space. But no...

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OMIT 93 «*

95 *

75

INT. ELEVATOR —» 96

source 76

© ee

OMIT

OMIT

Kate’s elevator, still stucw between floors, begins to ROCK violently. Kate jams on +&® Alarm button, but the only SOUND she hears is that of countlesa CLAWS outside, pounding and scraping at the elevator car.

The automated ELEVATOR VOICE talks on through the chaos.

ELEVATOR VOICE (V.0O.)
You have requested a floor that is not part of the building at this time...

And now Kate SEES CLAWS tearing at the corners of the elevator car, trying to gouge their way inside. The 0.8. SOUND of

GREMLIN LAUGHTER echoes in the elevator shaft. Kate shrinks

into the middle of the floor, her hands braced against the walls --

76

INT. CONTROL PANEL AREA 97

source 77

DAFFY is now a Gremlin, wearing an engineer’s HARDHAT and a WORKSHIRT with DAFFY stitched on the breast. He’s at an ELEVATOR CONTROL PANEL with floor-number indicators, etc. As he randomly hits buttons and turns dials, METERS shoot into danger zones and RED LIGHTS blink ominously.

100A

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68, OMIT 98 OMIT 99

77

INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT 100

source 78

The elevator FALLS FAST TOWARD US. The GREMLINS hanging on the bottom of the elevator car realize that it’s curtains, but it’s too late for them ta do anything about it --

-- but then the elevator STOPS MOVING --

78

INT. ELEVATOR 100A

source 79

~- and Kate regains her balance inside --

79

INT. CONTROL PANEL AREA 100B

source 80

--~ until Daffy pushes one last button, and the control panel BLOWS OUT -- Ley

80

INT. ELEVATOR SHAFT \O 100C

source 81

-~ and the elevator start SPALLING again, racing down the last few floors to the bottom. ust before impact, the FACE of a SCREAMING GREMLIN fills CGE) FRAME --

81

INT. PARKING VESTIBULE : 101

source 82

Two suburban LADIES walk a bank of ELEVATOR DOORS from the O.S. parking garage. =

LADY } There are some nice shops here in the building...

82

INT. ELEVATOR 102

source 83

On landing, black Gremlin BLOOD splatters Kate as it GUSHES in through the SHATTERING floorboarda.

83

INT. PARKING VESTIBULE 103

source 84

~- and the force of the fall THROWS the elevator doors open, so that the suburban ladies are suddenly face-to-face with the trembling, blood-soaked Kate.

LADY 1
{indicates other elevator) We'll get the next one.
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84

INT. CLAMP'’S OUTER OFFICE

source 104

where the argument is still going on.

BILLY
Sir, we have to make sure that none of these -- things get wet. If that happens --
CLAMP
I'll tell you what we have to do. We have to get a lid on this thing and keep it on. No cops, no media. We'll handle it.

{to Forster)

Go down to systems control and get on top of this thing.

FORSTER
Me? Um, but there might be -~

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*REVISED April 20, 1989

@ 105 CONTINUED: 105

LEWIS
Not me.
WALLY
Hey! My vegetable medley!

Before Wally can stop him, a GREMLIN goes over to the potted VEGETABLE PLANTS with TUBES connecting them to a glass vial. He grabs the vial, EATS it...and stands still for a moment...

»»e-as his BARS turn into leafy clumps of ROMAINE LETTUCE. Wally tries to move on him, but the Gremlin menaces him with a claw, and goes on to grab a vial from a CAULIFLOWER PLANT...

CHAOS ensues, as more Gremlins go after more vials and the scientists’ efforts to stop them result mainly in trashed equipment:

ANGLE on a Gremlin trying a vial marked SEX HORMONE. The Gremlin’s face registers big consumer satisfaction -- he downs

the rest of the vial in one gulp. 69

uy God! DR. = vit” QQ a

As the lab’s chief researcher stands in the doorway, unable to
believe his eyes, another GREMLIN grabs a vial attached to a BRAIN that sits in a tank of saline solution.
MARTIN
Oh no...
LEWIS
««-not the brain hormone.

The Gremlin swallows the vial...twitches for a moment. He painfully croaks out a few WORDS --

BRAIN GREMLIN
I...want...to ——

Then, suddenly, the transformation takes hold, in thrashing Jekyll-and-Hyde HISTRIONICS that send the Gremlin rolling on the floor. When he standa, he wears a pair of HORN-RIMMED GLASSES, and SPEAKS FLUENTLY in a new VOICE, similar to that of GEORGE PLIMPTON.

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CONTINUED: (2) 105

BRAIN GREMLIN (CONT. )
-- talk a little bit about what’s going on in this room, because I think there are gome fascinating ramifications here for the future, When you introduce genetic material of research quality to a life form such as ours, which is posgessed of a sort of -- I hesitate’ to use the word “atavism,” but let us say a highly aggressive nature...

The other Gremlins, instantly bered with this guy, grab more vials and start turning ANIMALS loose from their cages, as the scientista try in vain togftop then.

BRAIN Gomis {CONT. } ...for example, at fellow over

near the, I believ at’s a conmon bat of the order citpopteta -- the

only mammals, I might-4add, capable

of true flight...

Indeed, a. GREMLIN is approaching ie case of the BAT who’a being desensitized to light for messenguving purposes. The Gremlin grabs a collecting VIAL connected by aurgical tubing to the bat’s body. The Gremlin swallows the vial, then stands watching, surprised, as his hands become WEBBED, like bat wings.

While this is happening, the Brain Gremlin walks over to the Bat Gremlin.

BRAIN GREMLIN
Wice wings! Might I have a brief word with you?

The Bat Gremlin looks curiously at hin.

BRAIN GREMLIN {CONT. } ‘My friend, you have...potential. I want to help you be all that you can be...may IL?

As he continues talking, he plucks the intravenous tube from the

bat’s body, and happily JAMS the needle into the Bat Gremlin’s skin. The bottle with the sunshine logo on it drains quickly...

(CONTINUEL)

*REVISED - July 7, 1989

CONTINUED: 105

Bhin GREMLIN (CONT. }

As I’m su ou’re aware, sunlight poses a préiien for our...ethnic group. We nét tan, we don’t burn -- frankly, we st become a rather unappetizing CPoer photochemical leftover. Thus; is formula...specialt’y designed for those of the noctufha persuasion...to mak ight light no problem whatever. That will be

of crucial usefulness where you'll be going...

The Brain Gremlin yanks the IV needle from the Bat Gremlin’s skin. The Bat Gremlin’s expression askea: “Where I’ll be going?”

BRAIN GREMLIN (CONT. )
You have wings, my friend. Flap then.

The Bat Gremlin does -- and TAKES OFF, soaring near the ceiling as the twin scientista chase hin.

LEWIS AND MARTIN
Down! Down!
BRAIN GREMLIN
{to Bat Gremlin) To the window, my friend! A world of possibilities opens itself to yout: Throw off the old constraints...

The Bat Gremlin wings toward one of the polarized glass windows...

BRAIN GREMLIN (CONT. )
There it is...the Apple...the city gs0 nice they named it twice... check it out one time -- won't you?

-»-and SMASHES THROUGH IT, leaving a jagged bat silhouette in the glass behind him. The other Gremlins shrink from the invading rays of SUNLIGHT, but the Bat Gremlin flies free...

85

EXT. BUILDING - THE SKY 106

source 86

+». So0aring into the SKY above New York.

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86

EXT. NEW YORK - PIGEON ON STATUE 107

source 87

A PIGEON perches on a atone statue with which pigeons have been well acquainted. Sunning himself, he’s surprised as -~

-~- PLOP! -~ a glob of GREEN GOO hits him on the head.

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OMIT

OMIT

OMIT
OMIT OMIT INT. GRANDPA FRED’S SET

The threadbare horror host is taping again.

DUST off a reel of film.

*Revise 3/31/89 Pa,

WON 00065

110 * ii *

112 *

He blows some prop

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CONTINUED: 113

GRANDPA FRED
.«.tonight we’ve got a classic horror movie, from Grandpa Fred’s special dungeon --

Fred is interrupted by a MOAN -- not the normal weak moan on the tape, but a genuinely scary GREMLIN moan.

He turns around, and sees a grinning GREMLIN emerge from behind the prop tombstone. As Fred heads back there, two other GREMLINS join the first one, and the three of them watch him intently.

DIRECTOR (0.S.)
Fred, what’s the story with those -- things?
GRANDPA FRED
Uh...I don’t...

One of the Gremlins takes the reel of film from Fred, unreels a little from the loose end and holds it up. A second Gremlin looks at a frame ~-- mimes terrified shock, then CLUTCHES his chest and falls back onto the floor. The mr remlins LAUGH.

GRANDPA FRED (CONT.) Le)

Uh -- that’s right, it’s real scary --

The other two Gremlins put their re alongside Fred’s and make scary snarls. They like it here

DIRECTOR (0.S.)
Boy, that’s creepy. Okay, rolling...

GRANDPA FRED

Uh ~~ Grandpa Fred and his Friends

have something horrible in store

for you tonight... The Gremlins nod in gleeful agreement.

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87

INT. LOBBY 114

source 88

ANGLE ~ BAR

A few PEOPLE are drinking here, but they pay little notice to the NEWSCASTER on the TV set over the bar.

(CONTINUED )}

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CONTINUED: 114

NEWSCASTER
-.-of major mechanical problems today at the Clamp Centre office bl building. Reached by Hotline News, a spokesman for developer Daniel Clamp says there’s nothing to worry about, that these are just the normal "glitches" that a new building goes through in the first few months. Turning te sports...

ANGLE - SALAD BAR 115 Salad bar CUSTOMERS are heaping their plates.

CUSTOMER 4
My broker s the strongest things in the ecé we Cight now are Cigarettes a ifep!s magazines.

CUSTOME Oy) Really. Og

CUSTOMER 4
Of course, he’s been in jail for a while now...

Customer 4 reaches under the salad bar’s sneeze-guard with the plastic tongs to pull a clump of lettuce from the bin -- and is horrified to discover that he is holding an ALL-VEGETABLE MUTAKT GREMLIN by the ear. This horribly smiling thing has RADISHES for eyes, CORN-row hair, CAULIFLOWER ears, STRINGBEAN lips and - ~ as it opens its mouth ~- a darting WAX-PEPPER TONGUE.

As other customers recoil, horrified, Customer 4 tries to drop the Vege-Gremlin, but, baring its sharp ARTICHOKE TEETH, it reaches out with CARROT fingers to grab his shirt and pull his THROUGH the sneeze guard.

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OMIT 116

88

INT. CLAMP CABLE STUDIOS 116AA

source 89

In a Clamp Cable TV studio, LEONARD MALTIN is taping an "At the Movies"-type show called “THE MOVIE POLICE.”

LEONARD MALTIN
And now for our videocassette consumer watch --

He gingerly holds up a videocassette of the first Gremlins movie as if it is a long-dead fish.

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CONTINUED: LIGAA

LEONARD MALTIN (CONT. )
Here’s one that's just been re- released on video, and if you're thinking of renting it, I can think of a lot of better things to do with three dollars...

Leonard is unaware of the REAL GREMLINS that have snuck into the Studio and are creeping up on him from behind --

LEONARD MALTIN (CONT. }
.-.such as burning them. In fact, burning this movie wouldn't be a bad -~

The Gremlins ATTACK, savagely clawing at Leonard, who quickly goes down out of view -- except for his flailing hands.

print MALTIN (CONT. )

Wait! Not? yrs kidding! Look -- two thumbs OP Oe :

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89

INT. LOBBY - ANGLE - STOCK 2 ÉS 1164

source 90

In the Clamp Centre lobby’s small STOCK BROKERAGE office, a BROKER in a "power tie” is working his phones when --

BROKER
AGGGHHHR!

-~ he finds a GREMLIN on his desk, staring at hin.

BROKER (CONT. }
(into phone)
What? Nothing. Think about those bonds. *Bye. inangs up}

The Gremlin points an accusing claw at the broker.

GREMLIN
Nice tie! tt

The broker starts yanking the tie off, but the Gremlin SWIPES at him, and he beats it, as WIDER ANGLE REVEALS a number of OTHER GREMLINS also chasing brokers off, and grabbing their phones --

GREMLINS
(variously, on phones)
Buy! Selil! Sell! Buy! Sell!

SPOT the Brain Hormone Gremlin, kicked back in a broker’s chair, talking on a phone.

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CONTINUED: 116A

BRAIN GREMLIN
..e-yes, I’d say it’s a full-scale

panic. Are you having a run on the banks there yet? Well, it’s rather brutal here...we’re advising our

clients to put everything they’ve got into canned food and shotguns...yes...

The TICKER DISPLAY on the wall speeds up, going NUTS. ANGLE - LOBBY DOORS 117

PEOPLE who’ve seen the invading Gremlins start fleeing through the front doors. ¥

90

INT. STAIRWELL ‘ MW. 118

source 91

f Kate, bruised, haggard, Gog splattered with Gremlin blood, makes it upstairs to a stairwe (dbor , and opens it --

om)

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91

INT. LOBBY

source 119

-- to find a scene of building MAYHEM in the lobby. Ag panicking PEOPLE try to flee the swarming Gremlins, CAMERA surveys the carnage from Kate’s POV:

GREMLINS at the frozen yogurt stand shoot streams of WHIPPED CREAM at fleeing WORKERS...

A BARTENDER, his body covered with Gremlins, falls to the floor, trying to shake them loose...

At the salad bar, the ALL~VEGETABLE GREMLIN terrifies Fleeing people with his freakish face.

A WOMAN SCREAMS AND DUCKS as a GREMLIN SWINGS TOWARD HER on a sparking electric cable torn from the ceiling...

PEOPLE desperately scramble toward the exit doors, but the lobby is becoming an obstacle course of rubble as the Gremlins trash it.

Kate takes momentary cover behind a pillar, gathering her nerve -- then MAKES A BREAK a the lobby, running for a FIRE ALARY on the back wall. As sa ches it, a raincoat-wearing FLASHER GREMLIN blocks her way, a i open his coat to flaunt his reptilian underbelly, op

Kate KICKS the flasher Gremlin 4 OiGn Way, and pulls the ALARM. In the Clamp Centre, of cour Ae ihe fire alarm isn’t some old-fashioned bell or siren. Instead, melodramatic MUSIC builds under a documentary-narrator VOICE -~

FIRE VOICE (V.0.}
Fire! The untamed element... oldest of man’s mysteries...
92

INT. AN OFFICE CORRIDOR 120

source 12C

WORKERS in an upstairs corridor, as yet unreached by the Gremlin invasion, stop to listen to the P.A. vaice.

FIRE VOICE (V.0O.)
Giver of warmth, destroyer of

forests..-right now, this building

igs on fire...

WORKER
What?
FIRE VOICE (¥.0.}
Yes, the building is on fire. Leave the building...enact the age- old drama of self- preservation...

CONTINUED: 120

WORKER 2
Fire! Fire!

PEOPLE from offices start beating it toward the stairwell exit.

CUT TO:
93

EXT. CATHEDRAL - DAY 121

source 94

Mr. and Mrs. Futterman, dressed for sightseeing, arrive at the handsome old CATHEDRAL OF SAINT EVA MARIE. In b.g., SPOT a CONSTRUCTION CREW repairing the sidewalk in front of the cathedral.

SHEILA
Oh, Murray -- what a beautiful building!
MR. FUTTERMAN
Beautiful? Looks like somethin out of the dark ages.

True, Saint Eva Marie’s architecture is on the yyy Side...as CAMERA notices the ornate windows and the corn) topped with spooky stone GARGOYLES -- 1)

Wait a minute. That one there...that’s Ry argoyle...

MR. FUTTERMAN Oe

SHEILA
What is it, Murray?

Hey!

It’s the FLYING BAT-GREMLIN -- and it leaves its perch to fly STRAIGHT AT HIM --

MR. FUTTERMAN
Hey! Help!

He flails at the Gremlin, batting it away from him, but it keeps coming back -- as Sheila stands back, too terrified to move --

SHEILA
Murray, what is it?
MR. FUTTERMAN
It’s them!
(to pedestrians)
Help me! Somebody help me!

But the NEW YORKERS on the sidewalk continue past him, oblivious. Mr.

*REVISED ~ July 7, 1989

TG.
CONTINUED: 121

Futterman grapples with the Gremlf) trying to get hold of its slashing claws. His face is CUT -- and his wrist -- t he grabs hold of one claw, then the other, and manages to FLING the atruggling Gremlin away from him, go that

it tumbles, off balance, into the constrachion crew's churning CEMENT MIXER --

C2

As Sheila rushes to Murray’s side, the yr Gremlin emerges from the cement mixer’s thick whirlpool, coated with ay cement. Murray braces for ancther attack -- but the cement weighs th emlin down so much that all

it can do is flap its wings slowly, lofting palfffully toward the cathedral, as the cement starts HARDENING --

~- and as the Gremlin regains his perch, the cement golidifies, so that he is now a Gargoyle for real -~ and for good.

Mr. Futterman catches his breath -~and takes off running.

SHEILA
Murray ~~ where are you going?
MR. FUTTERMAN
We have to tell Billy! Come on!

Sheila follows him.

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94

INT. CORRIDOR 122

source 95

In b.g., PEOPLE from offices are fleeing the “fire.” Billy and Forster, hurrying toward the Systeme Control] Center, almost trip over a number of escaped LAB ANIMALS, who are fleeing down the hall.

The animals are followed by the breathless Dr. Catheter, who is hurrying even faster. Dr. Catheter’s mind has apparently snapped.

DR. CATHETER
a The horror! The horror! The breakage!
BILLY
What? What happened?
DR. CATHETER
What happened? They fought back, that's what...things...stuff --

He grabs Billy’s shirt.

DR. CATHETER {(CONT.) I awear to God...[ will never... hurt

anything again...they are all part of the * great Chain of being...there are things * that man was not meant to splice... *

*REVISED ~ July 7, 1989

80, @ “22 CONTINUED: 122 FORSTER The hell is he talking about? BILLY Try and calm down -- where were the ~~ But as Billy tries to understand Dr. Catheter -- 123 TRICK SHOT 123 -~- our FRAME startea to JITTER, @ here's something wrong with the projector. Then the film FREEZES caught in the gate. A BURN spot

appears, consuming the image of BillY’asd the cthers. The FRAME fills with WHITE LIGHT and we HEAR a FLAPPING ND, as if the ree] were spinning uselessly in the projector,

95

INT. OUR THEATER D2

source 124

In the stereo surrounds, we begin to hear ae OUND of 0.5. GREMLIN

LAUGHTER. Gremlin SILHOUETTES appear on ‘Wie screen, making shadow bunnies with their clawe, competing for space, hitting and shoving each

: other. 125 OMIT 125 126 OUR SCREEN 126

The FRAME ia filled by a grainy black and white TITLE CARD reading “SUN WORSHIPER FILMS PRESENTS VOLLEYBALL HOLIDAY."

96

INT. OUR THEATER

source 127

A MOTHER ghields her pre-teen DAUGHTER’s eyes from the offscreen sun worshipera as the rest of the audience GASPS. She drags her child from her

seat.

97

INT. LOBBY ~ OUR THEATER

source 128

The mother storms out of the auditorium and accosts the beleaguered-looking MANAGER.

MOTHER
I can't believe it! This is worse than the

first one! A MAN covered with film, obviously the PROJECTIONIST, staggers up to the manager. Ais clothes are in tatters.

PROJECTIONIST
@ I quit! Call the union! Call the National Guard!

A MAN who has been getting popcorn at the nearby candy counter turns and comes over to the group. He is STEVEN SPIELBERG.

© 128

*REVISED ~ July 17, 1989

81,

SPIELBERG

What seems to be the trouble here?

PROJECTIONIST

Those things! They've taken over the

projector! They refuse to run the rest of

the picture! They want to see Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs! SPIELBERG Damn! I Knew I should have directed this one myself! (beckons across lobby} Hulk...

HULK HOGAN, in full wrestling regalia and carrying Raisinets, comes over to

join Spielberg.

Spielberg points a finger upward ~- toward the projection

booth in OUR THEATER,

Hogan, quickly grasping the situation, addresses the Gremlins in the booth.

HULK HOGAN

Okay, you guy “Mf listen up! People paid

good money to

go out to a theate hot popcorn, and projection booth. Do I have to

ke When they cold sodas,

no_mons

there myself? Do you think the (OS

can

stand up to the Hulkster? Well, if I

were you, I’d run the rest of the picture right now.

(to audience}

Sorry, folks. It won’t happen again.

OMIT

OMIT

98

INT. CABLE TV CONTROL BOOTH

source 99

«and OUR FILM RESUMES, in a new setting: the Clamp Cable Network control

booth.

Grandpa Fred comes into the control room to find multiple MONITORS showing

the signals of several New York TV STATIONS to a deserted room. As Fred watches, PAN three monitors showing NEWSPEOPLE in front of the Clamp

Centre Building.

The scene behind the newspeople is chaos ~~ POLICE

barricades, REFUGEES from the building, a CURIOUS CROWD, etc.

NEWSPERSON i

«many conflicting reports from pecple who’ve come out of the building...

*Revised 3/15/89

CONTINUED: 131

NEWSPERSON 2
ee. Stories about a fire, but also reports of an attack by some sort of animals -~ again, none of this is confirmed...
NEWSPERSON 3
eeepeOple who are quite hysterical, talking about some sort of "green men” <= unfortunately, police are not permitting any news media into the building at this time, so we’re unable to bring you first-hand coverage, but as soon as... Fred’s face registers what he’s thinking: this is it. His break. He runs out into the corridor...
99

INT. CORRIDOR - FOLLOWING FRED IR . 132

source 100

-.-where Katsuji, the camera~happy tourist from Kate’s tour group, is fleeing down the hall fom some fresh disaster.

GRANDPA FRED! Hey! ™s KATSUJI ; Yes? al

“re,

GRANDPA FRED
Can you work a TV camera?

Katsuji smiles proudly.

KATSUJI
Work a camera? I master the camera! CUT TO: INT. MARLA’S OFFICE 133

Oblivious to the chaos in the rest of the building, Marla is.

Pa

a ee

trying to work in her darkened office, reading paste-up boards

with a match.

MARLA
(mutters)
Terrific...a screaming catastrophe holocaust murder deadline emergency rush, and there’s no lights...

*Revised 3/15 /89

Angrily, she picks up the receiver of her video-phone. The little SCREEN fills with a CARD reading “PLEASE STAND BY.”

MARLA (CONT. )
‘Great.

135A

135B

*REVISED - JUNE 22, 1989

CONTINUED: 133 She hangs up, goes back to work.

CUT TO:

OMIT 134 OMIT | 135

100

INT. LOBBY - ENTRANCE TO TOY STORE 135A

source 101

From the lobby TOY STORE, we hear the NOISE of Gremlin laughter and clattering machinery.

101

INT. TOY STORE 1358

source 102

On a big MODEL TRAIN ora ypronant and a bunch of his hench- Gremlins are torturing Gizmo“? D ed in engineer’s hats, the

Gremlins have tied the helpless to the tracks. As a vicious Lionel bears down on Gizmo,

CUT TQ:

102

INT. GENETICS LAB 136

source 103

Billy and Forster follow Dr. Catheter in, to find a RIOT of Gremlins, BINGEING on genetic elixirs and TRASHING lab equipment.

Forster is quickly waylaid by the Gremlin who drank the sex hormone earlier, and has become a mutant, amorous GIRL GREMLIN, with blonde hair and big red LIPS. She develops an instant crush on Forster, her HEART pounding half-out of her chest.

The Girl Gremlin jumps up onto Forster’s chest, embraces his neck, and moves in for a KISS.

FORSTER
Get it off me --

But Dr. Catheter is rushing to a CABINET at the back of the lab...

DR. CATHETER
I’ve got some small assault

WEAPONS...

*REVISED May 10, 1989

84,

-»- While Billy SEES a GREMLIN eat the LIGHTNING-BOLT VIAL that was injected into the rat earlier. The Gremlin shudders through the reaction, but seems not to change...until he spote an ELECTRIC SOCKET and touches his claw to it. The Gremlin DISAPPEARS into the socket, as if swallowed by it...

+..8a8 Forster backs out of the room, the Girl Gremlin now hanging on fiercely to his leg...

-..and Dr. Catheter, in b.g., SCREAMS as he takes his arm out of the cabinet with a GREMLIN attached by the teeth. Trying to shake it off, catheter goes TRIPPING through the wrecked lab, CRASHING into equipment. Now a number of other GREMLINS see the scientist on the defensive, and pile onto him, sending him Stumbling to the floor...

-.-and Billy’s attention is Weught by MOHAWK, who’s zeroing in on the cage containing the (W$LVE-INCH SPIDER that Billy saw earlier. A surgical tube s from the hairy spider's body to a small glass VIAL with a eniter logo on it. Billy moves to stop

Mohawk -~

-~- but now the Gremlin w isappeared into the electric outlet EMERGES FROM ANOTHER SOC + across the room. He is different now -- seemingly made of. e,; crackling ELECTRICITY. He flies Close to Billy, forcing to back away, 80 that Mohawk can

grab the vial attached to the spider and escape from the lab.

Finished with Billy, the BLECTRIC GREMLIN wafts himself onto a table full of scientific MACHINERY. He touches his glowing claw to a cyclotron. It spins crazily, then SHORTS OUT in eo shower of SPARKS and SMOKE...

».+.while, on the floor below, the Gremlin mob finishes off Dr. Catheter.

CUT TO:
103

INT. CLAMP’S OFFICE

source 137

The tycoon is talking on the phone --

CLAMP
--Just tell them everything’s under control, we’ve just had a few

oe

Clamp stope as he SEES a wall monitor with a “CLAMP NEWS NETWORK" sign under it. Grandpa Fred stands amid the LOBBY CARNAGE, covered by Katsuji’s slightly jerky hand-held CAMERA. Clamp, whitening, flicks the SOUND on.

* *

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*REVISED May 10, 1989

B4A,

GRANDPA FRED {ON TY)

+..this invasion by strange creatures, perhaps from another galaxy...or @ dimensional warp...

CLAMP

Draculs...? As Fred speaks, Katsuji’s CAMERA catches a fast GLIMPSE of It’s hard for

GREMLINS in kids’ clothes frolicking past in b.g. Fred to shake his horror-movie training ~-

iy SO

)

ep) © a)

*REVISED ~- May 31, 1989

CONTINUED: 137

GRANDPA FRED (ON TV}

»e»and, just & moment ago, in a spine-ting]i . blood=chilli incident --

(catches himself --

turns newsy} -~- uh, they continue to plague this troubled structure throughout what has been a turbulent and tumultuous afternoon...

CLAMP
Oh, shit.
CUT TO:
104

EXT. CLAMP CENTRE BUILDING 138 #*

source 105

As the CROWD builds outside the building, one of the frustrated TV newspeople argues with a COP.

NEWSPERSON 2
Look, just let us in there. We'll take the responsibility -~
COP
Forget it, pal. Most of the people are out of theregpow, anyway.

NEWSPE G Zo Then what’s in there& Oey, I’ve been in Beirut -- ~ 0 6 CoP Ss Yeah? I bet they miss you there.

{to crowd) Let*s move back, folks...

CUT TO:
105

INT. XEROX ROOM 139

source 106

In the same Xerox room where he was tormented with the copying machine and the rubber cement, Gizmo i8 undergoing his worst torture yet at the hands of George and Mohawk, who have lit CENSERS and put on Inqguisition-style ROBES for the occasion.

The defenseless Gizmo is TIED with heavy twine to the top of 4 paper-cutting TABLE. Above him, George hangs by one arm from a high SHELF. In his other claw, George holds a PENDULUM rigged up from a T-square, a protractor, rubber bands...

(CONTINUED )

&REVISED - May 31, 1989

CONTINUED: 139

-.-and a gleaming~sharp EX-ACTO KNIFE. As George swings the pendulum, the knife blade moves closer to Gizmo's chest, a fraction of an inch each time.

Pacing back and forth on the floor below, Mohawk CACKLES at Gizmo’s dilemma. Like a villain swilling whiskey, he gulps from the vial he stole in the genetics lab, the one with the spider logo on it.

The blade moves closer...grazing Gizmo’s fur...but as it SLICES the topmost fibers of the twine that holds him down --

-- a CHANGE comes over Gizmo’s expression. This is one Mogwai Who’s had enough. He sets his jaw in angry determination, and BURSTS the frayed twine, freeing one arm -= then another ~--

George grabs the T-square like a scythe, and tries to hack at Gizmo with the knife blade -~

-~- but Gizmo GRABS the pendulum and PULLS down hard, so that George TUMBLES from his shelf --

~~ and LANDS ON MOHAWK. Before the Gremlins can get to their feet, Gizmo scrambles down from the table ~-

106

INT. HALLWAY UY. 140

source 107

~~ and runs into the corridof, Chas Mohawk’s grabbing CLAW, oN ‘i

making for freedom. 5 ‘sr TO:

OMIT 141

107

EXT. CLAMP CENTRE BULLDING 142

source 108

Two FIRE ENGINES have pulled up outside the building. As FIREMEN connect their hoses to hydrants, COPS push the CROWD back to clear a path to the door for the firemen.

As the breathless FUTTERMANS arrive at the building, they SEE a

TV NEWSPERSON interviewing the nearly hysterical Microwave Marge beside the door.

ror

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tan

*REVISED May 3, 1989

87, CONTINUED: Los

Forster stumbles backward, but the Electric Gremlin jumps at him, and at its touch, Forster’s body too is covered by electricity. He WRITHES in the grasp of the power, and finally throws the Gremlin off.

As the Electric Gremlin disappears into a socket, Forster REELS backward, dazed, stumbling. His hair 18 on end, his eyebrows charred, and he's knocking over furniture. He's alive -- he Just doesn’t know what planet he’s on.

CUT TO:
108

EXT. CLAMP PLAZA BUILDING 142

source 109

Two FIRE ENGINES have pulled up outside the building. As FIREMEN connect their hoses to hydrants, COPS push the CROWD back to clear a path to the door for the firemen.

As the breathlesa FUTTERMANS arrive at the building, they SEE a TV NEWSPERSON interviewing the nearly hysterical Microwave Marge beside the door.

MARGE
+..-and, and then these horrible areen things came into the kitchen, and they, they put all kinds of metal utensils and cookingware into the units, the ovena, which you should never, it’s not like your conventional oven, it produces a, a reaction, and it exploded, and the horrible things were, they were

laughing, and --

Hearing this, Mr. Futterman pushes his way to the entrance and blocks the firemen’s path.

MR. FUTTERMAN 5, Hold it! Wait! No water”

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Sa

FIREMAN oy

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*®REVISED - June 8, 1989

MR. FUTTERMAN
It’s not fire in there -- it’s gremlins. If you get water on ‘em,

they just multiply.

(to cop) You gotta let me in there. I know how to deal with it.

SHEILA
Murrey -=-

The cop blocks Mr. Futterman’s way.

COP
Uh, sure, pal ~- look, why don’t

you calm doyn a little? Just -- %: eTeEeAn

Don’t talk 4 ike I’m crazy -- (realizing | ile fine

I was never craz Ox CUT TO: 143 OMIT 143

109

INT. CLAMP’S OFFICE

source 144

Billy comes into Clamp’s ort ice to find the tycoon pacing nervously.

CLAMP
Bill ~- how’s it going out there? Any progress? Just tell me there’s progress,

o

si,

a

ees Hae, leiwe 7k

B9.

CONTINUED: 144 BILLY I’m afraid it’s pretty pad right how, sir -- CLAMP

Bad? It's horrible. There are people in this building. Real lives. You have any idea what kind of lawsuits we’re looking at here?

BILLY.
Yes sir. We’ll have to --

But as he speaks, the ELECTRIC GREMLIN emerges from a wal) socket behind Clamp...

BILLY (CONT. )
Watch out! me

i: Clamp turns to SEE the Electric Gremlin GLIDE swikdly through the air, coming straight at him --

CLAMP ~~ Help -- eN 7

Billy grabs the RECEIVER of a VIDEO- PHONE steps between Clamp and the Electric Gremlin. At the last possible instant, he holds the receiver up in the Electric Gremlin’s path. The glowing beast touches the mouthpiece...

-DISAPPEARS inside...and shows up an instant later on the video-phone’s SCREEN -- trapped, writhing in pain, as RECORDED VOICES bounce around it and issue from the phone’s SPEAKER.

RECORDED VOICES ({(V.0Q.)
(variously)
If you want to make a call, please hang up and try again...We'’re Sorry -~ all circuits are busy now...
BILLY
He’s in the phone system...on hold. That should take care of him for a while.
RECORDED VOICE (¥V.0.)
While waiting, we invite you to Listen to a brief interlude of recorded music.

CONTINUED: (2) 144

The MUSIC begins: a cheery Muzak rendition of “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ on My Head." The Electric Gremlin WRITHES more fiercely, his pain doubled.

CLAMP
Uh, Bill -- thanks. BILLY Sure. Mister Clamp, we have to

stop these things from leaving

the building. If they get out, that’s it for New York -- at least New York.

Clamp nods gravely, and takes a VIDEOCASSETTE from a drawer.

CLAMP
I thought this would never run, Bill -- but maybe it will.

BILLY wo What is it? ®

CLAMP ”™ The sign-off. The big ahen= Orne.

He puts the tape into a VCR head undereRis wall monitors. Several MONITORS fill with a MONTAGE COEN MAGES -- "beauty shots” of animals, sunsets, beaches. co ANNOUNCER (V.0.)

Because of the end of

civilization, the Clamp Cable

Network now leaves the air. We

hope you have enjoyed our

programming ~- but, more

important, we hope you have

enjoyed...life.

As the montage continues, a Tiffany-~type POP SINGER sings a sprightly version of an old hymn:

SINGER (V.0.)
Yet in my dreams I be Nearer my God to thee...

Clamp, watching, wipes away a tear.

CLAMP “ It’s beautiful, isn’t it?

{CONTINUED }

He takes out a pocket computer-scheduler, ore" a fer

buttons.

*REVISED April 20, 1989

91, (3)

BILLY
Yes ~- listen, sir, can you set the clocks in the building ahead three hours? All of them?
CLAMP
Bill, there’s nothing we can’t do in this building. Why?
BILLY
Sunlight kills these things. That’s why they’re still in here. But when it’s sundown ~-{ or when they think it is ~- they'll all get together in one place, so they can go out. They’ll all be in the lobby.
CLAMP
Right. That’s the only way out -- the front doors.

CLAMP (CONT. ° ae

The sun gets at “™ \ (reads)

~~ seven-twenty~five.

BILLY
So around four-twenty ~= just before they try to leave -- that’s when we can make our move.
CLAMP
I like that. They’re off balance, we’ve got information they don’t --~ that’s when you can really take someone out. What is our move?
BILLY
It'a just an idea...you'll have to set it up. From outside the building, if you can get out there,
CLAMP
Yeah -- I’ve got my own entrance. You should get out toc.
LU4LAA
144A

OMIT

*REVISED May 10, 198!

BILLY
There’s some things I still have to take care of in here. Things and...people. CLAMP This idea of yours -- BILLY Yeah. It’s going to be tricky. But if it works -- you could aave the city. CLAMP Save the city. “Developer Saves City." Good. Shoot. ©S 1UUAA INT. CORRIDOR - WITH MARLA >) 1T4O4A a Walking down a dim corridors Marla calls out indignantly -- MARLA Isn’t anybody around here? Come on...I nee me light in

Suddenly,

my --

Marla is startled by a BOOMING AMPLIFIED VOICE -- the

subliminal tapes from the Systems Control Center, jacked up to

more-than-

audible volume.

MALE VOICE (V.0.)
-- not stealing office supplies works for me, and the way I live today. ee
MARLA
What?

*REVISED May 10, 1989

@ 93.

NEWSPERSON 1 * Mister Clamp, is it true the building’s been evacuated?

NEWSPERSON 2 * Sir, is the building on fire?

CLAMP
No, no --
(Signals firemen)
That's a false alarm. We've just got some problems --

NEWSPERSON 3 * Problems? You’ve got a guy in a Dracula costume in there, broadcasting stuff with little green monsters. Are you trying to Panic New York City?

CLAMP if)

Absolutely not. O

@ NEWSPERSON 2 je)

Then the monsters are

CLAMP
I didn't say that...

As the media mob follows Clamp ac a the street, Mr. Futterman pushea the other way, toward Clamge sidewalk elevator. A couple of people notice -- SHEILA Murray!

~- but Mr. Futterman pushea the button, and he’s below street level before anyone can catch hin.

CUT TO:
110

INT. SYSTEMS CONTROL CENTER

source 147A

In the wrecked control center, Lenny browsea the console, looking for buttons that still work, and jamming on them at random. He hits a few sliderg im a bank marked CLIMATE CONTROL... @ CUT TO:

111

INT. BUILDING - CORRIDOR

source 148

»..and as Billy moves quickly down a corridor, searching...

*REVISED May 10, 1989

93A. CONTINUED: 148

BILLY
Kate...?

».+& WIND STORM comes out of the VENTS. PAPERS from nearby offices swirl into the corridor. As Billy bats the flying memos

away and struggles against the wind, he hears a NOISE in a nearby office, and goes inside to investigate.

112

INT. A DENTIST'S OFFICE IBG

source 113

A dentist’s reception area, full of cheery pro-flossing posters.

CAMERA followa Billy’s cautiously moving SHADOW on the wall -- where it’s suddenly joined by the SHADOW OF A GREMLIN (DAFFY).

Seen in shadows, the Gremlin WHACKS Billy over the head with a FRYING PAN. As Billy’s shadow swoons to the floor,

CUT TO:

OMIT 150

MON’ 00065

~~ ee

150B

*REVISED April 29, 1989

94,

113

INT. AN OFFICE 150A

source 114

A hastily abandoned office, somewhere in the building. Gizmo is on the desktop, rummaging in the open top drawer. With a quiet, stern determination we haven't seen in him before, he gathers up a few things: a rubber band...a wooden match...and a paper clip, which he starts to straighten...

As Gizmo works, PAN to a digital DESK CLOCK. Its numbers flash ahead three hours.

CUT TO:
114

INT. LOBBY/BAR 150B

source 115

The big lobby CLOCK is also moving ahead three hours. PAN DOWN to the BAR, where a number of Gremlins are drinking, and enjoying the broadcast on the TV SET behind the bar.

The TV screen shows Grandpa Fred, in a cable TV atudio with a

Donahue or Geraldo-type talk show set-up, getting ready to interview the Brain Hormone Greplin.

GRANDPA FRED (ON qHe° 65

eerin an even more bizar that one of the erent} “creatures,” is exerts i

The Brain Gremlin nods.

115

INT. CABLE TV STUDIO (CONTINUOUS) 151

source 116

Grandpa Fred and the Brain Gremlin in the studio, where Katauji is working the big floor-model CAMERA.

GRANDPA FRED
-~ who is able to talk, and he’s going to talk with us now. {to Brain Gremlin) I think the main question people have ig ~~ what is it you want?

The Brain Gremlin answers in his usual cultured tones, sounding lucid,

BRAIN GREMLIN
Fred, what we want is, I think, what everyone wants, and what you and your Viewers have --~ Civilization.

1514

151B

*REVISED =~ May 31, 1989

95s

116

INT. LOBBY BAR - GREMLINS WATCHING AS BEFORE 151A

source 117

The drinking Gremline nod agreement, pound beer mugs on the bar for emphasia.

BRAIN GREMLIN (ON TV)

The niceties, Fred. The fine points.

Diplomacy. Compassion. Standards,

manners, tradition. That’s what we're

reaching toward. Oh, we may stumble

along the way, but -- civilization, yes.

The Geneva Convention. Chamber music.

Susan Sontag. Everything your society

has worked so hard to accomplish over

the centuiries ~- that’s what we aspire to.

We want to be civilized. I mean, you take

a look at this fellow here... On TV, a DOPEY-LOOKING GREMLIN wanders into FRAME, grinning stupidly, waving at Fred’s 0.S. CAMERA. The Brain Gremlin reaches out of FRAME, comes back with a GUN, and SHOOTS the dopey Gremlin. The bar Gremlins love it.

BRAIN GREMLIN (CONT.) (ON TV}

Now, was that civilized? No. Clearly nat,

Fun, but in no sense civilized... On TV, Fred starts backing nervously away from the armed Gremlin.

GRANDPA FRED {ON TV}

Well...uh, of courge that could be argued

different My As the bar Gremlins live it oo S to the front doors of the building. Unnoticed by the ite fing SCENE outside the front doors of the building has changed: it now “Bp e 5 RED SQUARE AT NIGHT, in the 1940s.

117

EXT. BUILDING (CONTINUOUS) 151B

source 118

As the CROWD watches, workers with CRANES position a cloth THEATRICAL BACKDROP -~ the Red Square scene -~ in front of the doors.

CLAMP
(supervising)
A little to the left...careful, careful...

Ok OR ok Oe OK OR ok oe oO

A FIRE CHIEF climbs down from an idled hook-and-ladder and comes over to

Clamp.

FIRE CHIEF
What’s this thing for?

{CONTINUED)

KREVISED April 20, 1989

56,

1.516

CLAMP
These things can only come out when it’s dark. We’ve put all the clocks in the building ahead three hours. When they think it’s sunset...and they see what a £ nice "night" it ig outside...they’ll all be in the lobby, getting ready to come out, When they do, we drop thia backdrop...and let the sunlight fry ’em.
FIRE CHIEF
{indicates backdrop) Where’d you find this thing?
CLAMP
It’s from a musical I was backing on Broadway. The one about Stalin. It closed last week.
FIRE CHIEF
Oh, I saw that. Boy, that guy could dance.
118

INT. LOBBY 5 151C

source 119

The bar Gremlins are still watching TV, VS BOQ dain is crazily

filibustering. \

BRAIN GREMLIN (ON TV)
We want the essentiala, Fred. Dinettes. Ber stools. Complete bedroom groups. Convenient credit, even if we’ve been turned down in the past. Fred, am I losing you here...?
CUT TO:
119

INT. DENTIST’S OFFICE 152

source 120

Billy is blinking himself groggily to consciousness, seeing the room through the BLUR of concussion. There’s an unpleasant, whining NOISE —~

-- as Billy SEES Daffy, now in DENTIST’S WHITES, revving up the high-speed drill and moving in on him. Daffy’s FACE MASK doesn’t hide his goofy, eager EYES --

Billy flails desperately, but it just leaves his mouth unprotected. Daffy wedges a CLAW in, moves in with the drill --

MR. FUTTERMAN
Billy!

*REVISED May 17, 1989

CONTINUED: 152

Just before the drill can make contact, Billy and Daffy turn to SEE Mr. Futterman coming quickly toward them from the doorway. Daffy turns on him with the drill, aiming for his chest ~--

-~ but Mr. Futterman reaches overhead, turns on the bright Castle LAMP, and aims it at Daffy -- who SHRIEKS, drops the drill, and runs from the dentist’s office.

MR. FUTTERMAN
You okay, Billy?
BILLY
Yeah. Mr. Futterman, what are you doing here?
MR. FUTTERMAN
I knew you’d need help, kid. I wasn’t gonna let you down. What’s next?
ILLY
I was tr o find Kate. 3 BS op. MAN Right. Let’s mow out.

He leads Billy into the corridor 4

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120

INT. CORRIDOR - MARLA IN SPIDER WEB 15°

source 121

She is still stuck in the web, struggling -- but suddenly she SEES -~

KATE rounding the corner of the corridor, flashlight in hand.

MARLA
Thank God you’re here...
KATE
I could just leave you there. It seems to be good for your attitude.
MARLA
Look -~ about Billy. Nothing happened. Really. I asked him to Zo cut to dinner with me, but it Wag just business.

Kate shakes her head, impatient.

153A

*REVISED May 17, 1989

MARLA (CONT. )
Okay. Wait. I’m going to be honest with you. It‘ll be a cathartic openness thing. It wasn’t business. I tried to get something going with him. But I couldn’t get to first base. Does that help?
KATE
It’ll do.

She reaches into her purse, and pulls out a Swiss Army KNIFE. But as she starts cutting Marla down, Marla SEES something else, and SCREAMS --

MARLA’S POV

The hideous CREATURE that once was Mohawk, coming toward them. Mohawk has the same head and torso he did before -- but his limbs are now rridow iy, SPIDER LEGS, stretching as wide and

high as the corrido “yj

WV . CUT TO:
121

INT. CORRIDOR - BILLY AND SOPYRRENVAN

source 122

They HEAR Kate’s SCREAM O.S., anOrgm in the direction it came fron.

CUT TQ:

122

INT. CORRIDOR - KATE AND MARLA AS BEFORE

source 123

Mohawk moves toward the women with a spider’s predatory nimbleness, quickly closing the distance. Kate and Marla run as fast as they can -~

-- too fast to notice that the corridor before them is strung With more WEBS. The sticky filament catches them ~- and, as they writhe desperately, Mohawk, smiling, clambers toward then for the kill ~- when, suddenly --

A VENT in the ceiling clatters open, and GIZMO drops from it, falling to a display case on the wall between the spider and its prey. He wears a black HEADBAND, and carries a homemade WEAPON ~~ & BOW made from the paper clip and rubber band, and a wooden MATCH as an arrow.

{ CONTINUED }

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*REVISED April 20, 1989

CONTINUED: 155

Gizmo SEES his enemy menacing Kate and Marla. Grim determination shows on his face, as he HEARS in his mind:

SYLVESTER STALLONE (V.O.)
To survive @& war, you’ve got to

become war.

Holding the drawn bow and arrow in front of him, he PIVOTS on the display case, so that the match SCRATCHES against the wall, and CATCHES FIRE --

-~- and, as Billy and Mr. Futterman round the corner, they SEE Gizmo loose the arrow <<

-~- which catches Spider-Mohawk in mid-body. The FLAMES spread over his body and to his hairy legs as he writhes, tumbles over, and DIES.

Billy rushes to cut the women free with a pocket knife, as Mr. Futterman looks at Gizmo, up on the display case.

MR. FUTTERMAN * What’s that? * BILLY 65 * That’s Gizmo, Mister Fu corey} * He’s on our side. WON ° Mr. Futterman gives Gizmo a hand down from the display case. : MR, FUTTERMAN : {to Gizmo) Uh...thanks. : Gizmo responds with a quick, Stallone-style nod, as Kate and * Billy embrace. * KATE Billy -- {indicates Gizmo) What happened to him? BILLY I guess they -- pushed him too far. BILLY Thank God you’re okay. KATE I am now. MARLA . Could somebcdy tell me what the hell ig going on here? *

*REVISED April 26, 198

S9A.

BILLY
Well ~~ Gizmo got wet, and then the * Mogwais ate after midnight, and * then some of the Gremlins must have * mutated, from the genetic material. # % MARLA *
(thinks: huh?) * Oh. * BILLY And if these things get out of here now «= MR. FUTTERMAN We’1l stop ‘em, Billy. I’1ll tell you something -- ever since these guys attacked us, back in Kingston Falis, I’ve been scared it would happen again. But now that it happened...I’m not scared. BILLY How come?

yan: 0006?

*Revised - 3/6/89

CONTINUED: (2) 155

MR. FUTTERMAN
(shrugs)

Screwy, huh? But you know, Billy ~- the most important part of “American” is those last four letters: "I Can." Washington didn’t give up...Lincoln didn’t give up -~

KATE
(suddenly, sharply)
Please -~
MR. FUTTERMAN
What ’s wrong?
KATE
I’m sorry, it’s ~- Lincoln’s birthday... Something terrible happened on Lincoln’s birthday one year, and ever since then...
BILLY
I don’t think we have tigeg Kate.

Let’s go. Q 9d CUT TO: i)

123

INT. LOBBY ~ 156

source 124

True to Billy‘s predictid), GREMLINS are converging in the lobby ~-- George, Lenny, Baffy, and a host of others. Their mood is excited, anticipatory. SPOT tourist paraphernalia on several Gremlins -~ CAMERAS, and a Fodor GUIDEBOOK or two.

The Brain Hormone Gremlin, standing nearest the front doors, addresses His charges.

BRAIN GREMLIN
Is everybody here?

A CHEER of assent from the Gremlins.

BRAIN GREMLIN (CONT.)
All right then...

The Brain Gremlin holds a SPORTSCOAT over one shoulder, Frank Sinatra-style. As he nears the doors, he starts SINGING “New York, New York,” with the GREMLINS SINGING the backup harn part behind him.

*REVISED May 3, i989

101,

BRAIN GREMLIN GREMLINS
Start spreading the news, Dat dat da-da-dat, I’m leaving today... Dat dat da-da-dat, I want to be a part of it, Dat dat da-da-dat, New York, New York... Dat dat da-~da-dat...

As the Gremlins swing into their SONG, an ANGLE on the lobby floor spots

two TRASH CANS with swinging lids. Grandpa Fred peeks cautiously out of one, while Katsuji aims his camera out of the other. They’re covering the

Gremlins from cover, like Edward R. Murrow broadcasting from a bunker.

GRANDPA FRED
it seeme incredible, but following their

blood-curdling rampage of destruction, these creatures are now mounting what appears to be 4 production number...

124

ANGLE - MEZZANINE

source 157

Billy, Kate, Marla, Gizmo and Mr. Futterman arrive on the mezzanine. They look over the railing, at the Gremlin assembly below.

MR. FUTTERMAN
Hey, these guys aren't bad --
KATE
Billy, they’re going to the doors...

Billy points at the dark-glasa WINDOWS over the lobby.

BILLY
Don’t worry, In a few seconds, Mister Clamp’s going to drop that cloth out there. The sunlight will come in, and --
KATE
Sunlight? Neo

On the unwelcome SOUND of a THUNDERCLAP, an CUT TO:

125

EXT. BUILDING S

source 158

Surrounded by COPS, REPORTERS, and an expectant CROWD, Clamp looks up at the darkening SKY, whére the THUNDER is growing louder. oh

‘fe

Clamp turns sadly, and WAVES a signal at the GUYS waiting to drop the Red Square backdrop: Don’t bother.

*REVISED April 20, 1989

126

INT. LOBBY/MEZZANINE

source 159

THUNDER echoes O.S., as the Brain Gremlin cheerfully leads the assembled Gremlins closer to the doors.

BRAIN GREMLIN GREMLINS
I want to wake up Dat dat da da da In the city that never sleeps... Dat dat da da da...

Some Gremlins have formed a Rockettes-style KICK LINE, while others load cameras and flip through guidebooks such as “Dining After Midnight in New York."

127

ANGLE - MEZZANINE

source 160

Billy and the others watch.

MR. FUTTERMAN
If those guys get out there in the rain -- this town’s going under for the third time.
KATE
Billy, we’ve got to do something.

I know -- MON’ 00065

He points to a coiled canvas FIRE HOSE in a case on the wall nearby.

BILLY (CONT. )
Mr. Futterman. Get that hose. Aig it into the lobby.
MR. FUTTERMAN
Into the lobby? Are you nuts?
BILLY
Just do it. Do it fast...Kate, get a box, and put Gizmo in it...keep

him dry... Down in the lobby, the happy Gremlins keep moving toward the doors... BRAIN GREMLIN GREMLINS These little-town blues Dat dat da da dat, Are melting away Dat dat da da dat, I’ll make a brand new start of it Dat dat da da dat, In old New York... Dat dat da da dat...

*REVISED May 16, 1989

CONTINUED: 160

+.-wWhile, on the mezzanine, Kate grabs a box from a nearby store, and Mr. Futterman hauls out the hose. Billy drags a vVideo~phone extension out of a mezzanine office and brings it to Kate...

BILLY
Kate, there’s a call on hold in Mister Clamp’s office. Can you transfer it down here without going up there?
KATE
Oh God -- I think so --
BILLY
Hurry.

Kate hurriedly hands Marla the box containing Gizmo.

KATE
Here HA * let him get wet.
AL
Does it Gs ig)

From the box, Gizmo TWITTE ; aa. ANGLE 161

A knot of Gremlins in the lobby SPOT our group on the mezzanine, and start CLIMBING a modernistic SCULPTURE to get at them...

ANGLE 162
Billy runs to turn on the hose...
ANGLE 163
The Brain Gremlin reaches for the door...
BRAIN GREMLIN
It’s up to you, New York, New -~

-+-but before he can open it, WATER splashes onto the lobby’s doors, its windows, its floor...

»«e-and the Gremlins, delighted, turn to catch the spray. Their SKIN starts to BUBBLE. CAMERA finds miniature GREMLINS in the

bubbles, as the lobby fills with the rising SMOKE AND LIGHT of

Gremlin replication...

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*REVISED May 16, 1989 103A.

164 ANGLE 164

On the mezzanine, Marla Keeps Gizmo shielded in the box as Mr. Futterman uses the gushing hose to knock the climbing Gremlins off the sculpture, then turns it on the lobby floor again. Billy stands beside Kate, who furiously punches at the video- phone’s keypad --

KATE * .+,tap into the PBX...back through the voice mail module...main switchboard...into the

Ethernet...five-digit code --

BILLY
That’s it!

On the screen of the video-phone, the ELECTRIC GREMLIN writhes in agony, trying to get off Hold, as the plastic button BLINKS beneath the screen. Yip

Billy grabs the phone OY uaze , lifts the receiver and holds it * out over the mezzanine railif 5" looks down at the happily showering Gremlins -~

-~- PUSHES the blinking button 55

-~ and sees the Electric Gremlin SHOOT OUT OF THE RECEIVER, swooping down into the lobby --

164A

*REVISED May il, 1989 104,

CONTINUED: 164 -- touching his crackling wing to the WATER that’s rising on the floor ~-

~~ and A JILLION WATTS OF SEARING ELECTRICITY SPREADS ACROSS THE LOBBY, nailing the Gremlins where they stand...and FRYING them...

On the mezzanine, Billy and company shield their eyes from the glaring LIGHT SHOW, and their ears from the Gremlins’ DEATH SCREAMS...

+,.as the threatened invasion of all New York becomes a sodden, viscous puddle of green, churning protoplasm that swamps the lobby...

«..and our heroes sigh with relief, their bodies untensing... ANGLE - LOBBY FLOOR 1644

-.-as the lobby doors b open, and Clamp comes in, leading a SWAT team in full comba » in what he expects to-be a last- ditch charge --~ W.

“-~ and finding nothing but @ s Cente goo on the Lobby

floor. He waves the SWAT team t

' CLAMP

It’s okay, guys. (surveys the goo)

Maybe we can use this stuff as land fill...

Grandpa Fred and Katsuji rush over to Clamp.

GRANDPA FRED
(into mike)
We’re here exclusively with --

Clamp waves Fred and Katsuji to a stop. Fred lowers the mike.

CLAMP
Excuse me there, pal. Who told you to go on my network with all that coverage today?
GRANDPA FRED
Um -~- nobody, sir. It just -- seemed like news, andl...
CLAMP
Right. I’m making you an anchor. Six o’clock weeknights.
GRANDPA FRED
You’re making me ~~ ?

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164A

*REVISED May 16, 1989

CONTINUED: 164A

CLAMP

I want you to go down to Barney’s and see about some different clothes, though. This --

(indicates Dracula

costume} This says to me, “Old World." Think about sweaters. Think avuncular.

GRANDPA FRED
Uh -- right.
KATSUJI
Congrats!

He turns his camera on Fred, and they start backing out of the building.

GRANDPA FRED
What does a men's Wear makeover cost in Manhattan today? Join us, as we inyestigate...

Billy and the othe Ld}. g off the stairs from the mezzanine, and go over to join Clamp,:

lOO

Bill, it looks like ye Bites us out here...

BILLY
It wasn’t just me, sir. Everybody helped. Marla here, and -- x.

Clamp looks at Marla.

CLAMP
Marla. You work for me, don’t you? MARLA Yes, sir. Very, very hard. Clamp nods, looks at her -- as if for the first time. Something

promising passes between them...

e+-&43 the doors to the building open, admitting Sheila Futterman and a small crowd of REPORTERS. Sheila sloshes hurriedly through the goo to Murray’s side.

SHEILA
Murray ~~ what happened?

164A

and hands them to Clamp.

CLAMP
Wait a minute -- what’s this?

But as Clamp unfolds the paper --

*REVISED April 20,

CONTINUED: (2) MR. FUTTERMAN They tried it again, Sheila. But we were ready for ‘em. {to Billy and Kate) We’re going home, guys. See you... The Futtermans exchange goodbye WAVES with Billy and Kate, and leave. The reporters latch onto Marla... REPORTER What happened here? MARLA Oh, it was a complete nightmare disaster. We had to stop work completely... -..as Billy and Kate commisserate with Clamp. BILLY I’m sorry about the building, sir. CLAMP I’m not. 0 65 KATE MON’ OO You’re not? CLAMP For one thing, we’re insured for the damage. For another...maybe it wasn’t for people anyway. It was a Place for things. You make a place for things... ° (shrugs) ».e-things come. BILLY Well, you kept the city safe. CLAMP That’a right. That’s a good point. The sacrifice...you know, this could be good in my next book. I should be taking notes. You have any paper? BILLY Let me see... He rummages -~ comes up with paper and pencil from his pockets

1989

164A ?

*REVISED April 20, 1989

1644 CONTINUED: (3) 164A -
It’s Billy’s drawing of the main street of Kingston Falls.
RAND
That’s Kingston Falls.
CLAMP
This is what I’m looking for.
BILLY
You want to move there?
CLAMP
I want to build it. My new project, over in Jersey ~- this ig terrific! This is what people want now ~~ the traditional community thing. Quiet little towns! Back to the earth -~

(indicates drawing)

Is this your concept?

KATE
It’s our home town.
That's pen bateens I love NON 000 6 5
'

It’s -- wait -~ “Where life slows down to a crawl.” What do you think?

BILLY
Uh, that’s --
KATE
It’s terrific.
CLAMP
This is the kind of thing people need. Not talking elevators, just -~ Bill, you sell me this design, and we’1ll build the biggest, most sensational quiet little town you’ve ever gé@en.
KATE
Of course, for Billy to de a whole town... CLAMP We can come to a deal. Believe me. @ Are you Mrs. Peltzer?

*REVISED - July 7, 1989

KATE
(smiling} i’m going to be. Yeah.

Billy squeezes Kate tighter, with Gizmo cuddled between them, The door to the building opens again -~ and Billy’s father, the inventor RAND PELTZER, comes in.

BILLY
Dad!
RAND
Billy...Kate,

He slogs over to Billy, Kate, and Clamp.

a

“ip BIL Uh, Miater Cl this is my

dad -- .

RAND wo

(shakes CLamp-S-pand) Rand Peltzer’s the ndme, sir.

Inventor. Solving +t 's problems with tomorrow's techno key. Here's my card,

CLAMP

A pleasure,

RAND
I saw on TV what was happening... thought I’d come help you guys out.

He takes out an AEROSOL CAN.

RAND (CONT. }
Wish I’d finished this stuff a little sooner.
CLAMP
What is it?

Rand indicates Gizmo, who’s being held by Billy.

RAND
(holds up can)
The Peltzer Overcoat in a Can. Personal waterproofing, for those who can not afford wetness. {to Gizmo) May I demonstrate?

Gizmo looks at Rand, and nods somberly, Stallone-atyle. Billy holds him up, and Rand SPRAYS the chemical over his body.

€ oe € ee FH

164A CONTINUED:

*REViSED~ July 7, 198%

(5)

RAND (CONT. }
Boy, if I'd have finished this stuff a few days sooner, we could have saved everyone a lot of trouble. Kills you when that happens...

He finishes spraying -- and takes out a WATER PISTOL.

RAND (CONT. )
Observe,

Everyone tenses as Rand aims the squirtgun at Gizmo --

BILLY
Dad --

~- but the splash of water hits Gizmo with no effect, and everyone -~ includ: the stolid Mogwai -- relaxes.

«

P
(to Rand,’ indicating spray-c Excuse me -- that stuff work on construction-@pterials?
RAND
Sir, this’ll work 4Ptk on just about anything.
CLAMP
How about construction crews?
RAND
No reason why not.
CLAMP
{to Billy and Kate) Excuse us a minute.
RAND
{to Billy and Kate) I’'21 call you guys --

Clamp leads Rand away, talking businesa...

CLAMP (CONT. }
If you knew what I wae spending on tarps alone...
RAND
Is that right?

1644

164A

166A

*REVISED - July 7, 1989 119,

CONTINUED: (6) 164A

.».leaving Billy, Kate and Gizmo standing by themselves near the dcors. Gizmo, from his box, TWITTERS a string of indecipherable Mogwai syllables at Billy.

BILLY
Okay.
KATE
You understand him?

Billy, surprised, realizes that he does.

BILLY
Yeah...I guess I do, now,
KATE
Well, what did he say?

- BILLY He said he wants to go home.

Kae Where’s home #) Le

Bry

Gizmo twitters again.

Our place.

Kate, liking the sound of i smiles. Billy pulls her close to him, and, carrying Gizmo, théy go outside...

128

EXT. CLAMP BUILDING ~- DAY 165

source 129

+.-and walk inte the city, as CAMERA CRANES UP on the dispersing CROWD outside the Clamp Centre...

OMIT 166

129

INT,:.CLAMP CENTRE - LOBBY 166A

source 130

Marla is still talking to the reporters -- MARLA «..and then, some of the Mogwaig apparently ate after midnight, and whenever that happens. . ..and Clamp and Rand are in conference -- CLAMP

We’re talking about guantity here --

( CONTINUED)

*REVISED-July 7, 1989 ta

<66A CONTINUED: 166A

RAND
Uh, sir, that’s no problem --

-~- when an ASSISTANT slogs over to Clamp, carrying a cellular phone.

ASSISTANT
It’s for you, sir. From here in the building.

CLAMP

In the buildj

{into p Hello?...For What are you --~ okay, okay, get you out of there. Which fl 7..-Wow, way up there...No, it’ ake a while, the elevators are ou nd the lobby is -- I don’t know, co too long...we’ll do what we can,

Forster. Keep you ants on.

CUT TO:
130

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM

source 166B

In a dimmed conference room high up in the building, Forster backs fearfully toward a wall...

«-,and the GIRL GREMLIN, dressed in a BRIDAL OUTFIT, moves slowly across the floor toward him, with what she imagines is great seductiveness. The Girl Gremlin saucily undoes a button or two...

-»-Forster tries to melt into the wall...

«and we discreetly BLACK OUT, under END CREDITS.