"GHOSTBUSTERS" (1984)

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  • DAY 27
  • NIGHT 43
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OPEN

G'BOST.3USTERS

by

Dal'lAykroyd

«

Harold Ramis

October7,198.3

FADEIN

2

EXT.NEWYORK PUBLICLIBRARY -DAY

The sun shines brightly on the classic facade of the main library at Fifth Avenue and42nd Street.In the adjacent park area, pretty hustlersand drug peddlersgo about their business.

FRONTSTEPS

A few people lounge on the steps flanked by the familiar stone lions.

3

INT.MAINREADINGROOM -DAY

People are dotted throughout theroom sitting at the long oak tables polished by decades of use.Readinglamps with green glassshades cast a golden glow on the tables.The patina of age is everywhere .It is very quiet.

LIBRARIAN

A slightly stout,studious looking girl in her late twenties circulates quietly among the tables picking up books and putting them on her cart.Everything seems completely normal and peaceful .

POV

A single eerie musical note signals the presence ofsome- thing strange looking down on the Librarianfrom avantage point high above the room.It follows the Librarian as she pushes her cart around the corner.

The Librarian is alone in aback room sorting books for re- shelving.Behind her is the card catalogue.One of the books attracts her interest and she starts leafing through it.

THE CARDCATALOGUE

Another eerie note is heard as one of the drawers silently slides open behind the Librarian and hundreds of index cards start popping out.The Librarian continues reading completely oblivious to this strange phenomenon.

She gets up and moves past another row of cabinets.Two more drawers quietly slide open,and thousands of file cards start shooting out of the open drawers just behind her,but the Librarian still doesn't notice.

THE STACKS

The Librarian works her way through rowsandrows of old iron shelves containing many thousands of volumes stacked from floor to ceiling.As she puts the books back in their proper places,she slowly gets the feeling that she's being watched.She continues her task but suddenly hearsa scratching noise and stops.

LIBRARIAN
(puzzled)
Hello? Isanybody there?

A ROW OFBOOKS

As the Librarian walksdown the aisle,books start shooting off the shelf behind her.She turns suddenly and sees the fallen books.

THELIBRARIAN

Frightenednow,she walks slowly to the end of the aisle and tentatively peeksaround the corner.Seeingno one, she starts to scratch her head and suddenly a dozen books fly off the shelf right in front of her and fall to the floor.

LIBRARIAN
(frightened)
All right!Who's there?Lyle? Is that you?

Very slowly now,her heart pounding, the Librarian tiptoes to the other end of the aisle.She gets to the corner and starts to peek around it, afraid to look but unable to resist.

4

INT.THENEXT AISLE -DAY

The Librarian comes slowly around the end of the stacks and gets her first look at the thing that's been watching her. Her eyes go very wide and her mouth opens in horror. She screams.

5

EXT.COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY-DAY

Students are enteringand leavinganeo-Gothic building on the University'supper west side campus.A sign identifies the building as:Weaver Hall-Department of Psychology.

6

INT.BASEMENT-WEAVERHALL -DAY

At one end of the dingy corridor isa door markedPARANORMAL STUDIESLABORATORY.A sign danglesfrom the doorknob: Maid -Please MakeUp This Room.Scrawled across the door is a line of student graffiti that reads:"Venkman Burn In Hell!" It looks like it's beenwrittenin blood.

VENKMAN(V.O.)
Now I'm going to turn over the next card and Iwant you to concentrate and tell me what you think it is.
7

INT.PARANORMAL STUDIESLAB -SAME TIME-DAY

OR.PETERVENKMAN is administering anESP test totwo student volunteers,aboy and a girl,who sit across the table from him separated from each other by a screen.

Venkman is an associate professor but his rumpled suit and the manic gleam in his eyes indicate an underlying in- stability in his nature.However, whilea little short on academic credentials,Venkman is long on confidence,charm and salesmanship.

He turns to the male volunteer,an obnoxiousSOPHOMORE, and pulls out a cardfrom the standard deck ofESPsym- bols .The card is visible to the camera over Venkman's shoulder but hidden from thesophomore by a masonite board that rests between them on the table.The cardshowsa star symbol on it.

VENKMAN
All right.What is it?
SOPHOMORE
(concentrates)
A square?
VENKMAN
(shakes his head)
Good guess-butno .

He shows the Sophomorethestar card then pressesa button on the table which administersa mild electric shock to the volunteer.The Sophomore twitches involuntarily as the shock passes through the electrode attached to his finger- tips. Then Venkman turns to the female volunteer,a very beautiful COED.

VENKMAN
Now just clear your mind and tell me what you see.

He turns over a card with a circle on it.

COED
(thinks hard)
Is it a star?
VENKMAN
(feigning surprise)
It isa star!That ' s great. You're very good.

The Coed beams proudly as Venkman turns back to t he Sopho- more without showing her the card.

VENKMAN
(to theSophomore)
Now think.

He turns up the diamond card.

The Sophomore glances nervously at the electrodes,then venturesa guess.

SOPHOMORE
Circle?
VENKMAN
Close- but definitely wrong.

He shockshim again and swivels around to face the Coed.

VENKMAN(CONT ' D)
Ready?
(she nodsand he turnsup the tri- angle card)
What is it?
COED
(biting her lip)
Ummm -figure eight?
VENKMAN
(lies)
Incredible!Five for five.You're not cheating on me here,are you?
COED
(amazed at herown ability)
No. They're just coming to me.
VENKMAN
Well, you're doing great.Keep it up .

He turns back to the Sophomore who winces as the next card is turned up-two parallel wavy lines.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
Nervous?
SOPHOMORE
Yes. I don't like this.
VENXMAN
Well, just 75 more to go.What's i:hisone?
SOPHOMORE
(takesa deep breath)
Twowavy lines?
VENKMAN
(burying the card)
Sorry. This isn't your day.

He zaps him again but this time the Sophomore reallyjumps.

SOPHOMORE
(angry)
Hey! I'm getting a little tired of this.
VENKMAN
You volunteered, didn't you? Aren't we payingyou for this?
SOPHOMORE
Yeah,but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks. What are you trying to prove?
VENKMAN
I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
SOPHOMORE
I'll tell you the effect!It pisses me off!
VENKMAN
Then my theory was correct.

The Sophomore gets up, pulls the electrodes off his finger- tips and exits.

SOPHOMORE
(as he goes)
Keep the fivebucks.I've had it!

Venkman turns back to the Coed and shrugs .

VENKMAN
Well,I guesssome people have it and some don't.
COED
(provocatively)
Do you thinkIhave it,Dr.Venkman?
VENKMAN
Definitely.I think youmaybea very gifted telepath.

Suddenly the door opens andRAYSTANTZenters,

STANTZ

He is Venkman's colleague and best friend.A hard scientist with agood academic background,Stantz isa maverick who genuinely loves a challenge.At the moment,he seems really keyed up.

STANTZ
Drop everything; Venkman.Wegot one.

He startsrummaging through cabinets and drawers, gathering up a variety of electronic devices.

VENKMAN
He frowns at the intrusion and turns to the Coed.
VENKMAN
Excuse me fora minute.
(he crosses to Stantz)
Ray,I'm right in the middle of something here.Can you come back in about an hour?
STANTZ
(excited, but hushed and confidential)
Peter, at 1:40 this afternoon at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnesseda free-roaming, vaporous, full-torso apparition. It blew booksfrom shelves at twenty feetaway.Scared the socks off some poor librarian.
VENKMAN
(unimpressed)
Sure. That's great,Ray.Ithink you should get down there right away and·check it out.Let me know what happens.
STANTZ
(insistent)
No, this one's for real, Peter. Spengler went down there and took some PKE readings.Right off the top of the scale.Buried the needle .We're close this time . Ican feel it.

Venkman looks at Stantz, then back at the Coed, torn be- tween duty and pleasure.

VENKMAN
(decides)
Okay.Just give me asecond here.
(he crosses back to the Coed)
Ihave to leave now but if you've got some time I'd like you to come back this evening and do some more work with me .
COED
Eight o'clock?
VENKMAN
(lying again)
Iwas just going to say "eight." You're fantastic!

He waves good-bye and exits with Stantz.

8

EXT.PUBLIC LIBRARY-DAY

Venkman and Stantz arrive in a taxi and trot up the front steps.Stantz is loaded down with equipment.

STANTZ
Spengler and Ihave charted every psychic occurrence in the Tri- State area for the pasttwo years.The graph we came up with definitely points to something big.
VENKMAN
Ray, as your friendIhave to tell youI think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff.You've been running your ass off fortwo years check- ing out every schizo in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience.And what have you seen?
STANTZ
What do you mean by "seen?"
VENKMAN
Looked at with your eyes.
STANTZ
Well,Iwas at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.
VENKMAN
Uh-huh.I 've heard about the rockfall,Ray .Ithink you've been spending too much time with Spengler.
9

INT.MAINREADINGROOM-DAY

EGONSPENGLER is looking for spirits when Venkman and Stantz arrive.Spengler isa real egghead,aNew Wave Mr.Spock,who single-handedly got Venkman through grad- uate school.Spengler is incredibly intelligent but amazingly dense at thesame time.At the moment he is listening to a table usinga stethoscope connected to stereo earphones.Venkmancomes up behind him and taps on the table to get his attention.

VENKMAN
Egon?

Spengler hears the tapping and thinks he's made contact with the spirit world.Then Venkman slamsaheavy book down on the table.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
Egon!

Spenglerjumps at the deafening noise in his earphones and turns to see Venkman and Stantz.

SPENGLER
Ohl You're here.
VENKMAN
What have you got,Egon?
SPENGLER
Oh, this is big, Peter.This is very big.There's definitely something here.
VENKMAN
Egon,somehowthis remindsme of the time you tried to drilla hole in your head.Do you remember that?

HEAD LIBRARIAN

A choleric, middle-aged civil servant,MR.PEL~CORTE, hurries over to meet them.

HEAD LIBRARIAN
(nervous)
Hello,I'm Roger Delacorte-the Head Librarian.Are you the men from the University?
VENKMAN
Yes. I'm Dr.Venkman and this is Dr. Stantz.
HEAD LIBRARIAN
(leads them off)
Thank you for coming.I'd apprec- iate it if we could take care of this quickly and quietly.
VENKMAN
One thing at a time.We don't even know what it is yet.
10

INT.AN OFFICE-A LITTLELATER

Venkman is questioning the plump Librarian whosaw the spirit, whileaParamedic continues treating her for shock.

LIBRARIAN
I don't remember seeing any legs, but it definitely had arms because it reached for me.
STANTZ
(excited)
Arms! Great!I can't wait to get alook at this thing .

Venkman glowers at him, still skeptical.

VENKMAN
(to the girl)
All right,miss .Have you or has any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?
LIBRARIAN
Well,my uncle thought he was St. Jerome. VENKMAN
(looks at Stantz)
I'll call that a big "yes . "
(to the girl)
Do you yourself habitually use drugs, stimulants or alcohol?
LIBRARIAN
No ,
VENKMAN
I thought not.And one last thing.Are you currently men- struating?
HEAD LIBRARIAN
(shocked)
What's that got to do with it?
VENKMAN
(snaps)
Back off,man!I'm a scientist!

THEDOOR

Spengler sticks his head in.

SPENGLER
(excited)
It's moving!

Stantzand Venkrnan rush out.

11

INT.DEEPIN THESTACKS-DAY

They come slowly down the dark aisle with Spengler leading, taking constant readings.Their faces are lit mainly by the light of their own monitoringand recording equipment.

HIGHPOV

Looking down on them from the spectral point of view.

A SPIRAL STAIRCASE

One by one,Venkman, Stantzand Spengler come down the tightly winding, old iron staircase.They are scared. Books are strewn all over the floor.

A BOOKSHELF

The books start to slide forward then the whole shelving unit topples over and almost crushes the team undera ton of books.Theyjump to safety.

VENKMAN
Nice.
(out loud)
Hello.. .

Spengler looks at his meters and silently points ata dark aisle intersecting the one they're in.The team inches toward it.

SPENGLER
It's here.

They stop at the corner.

12

INT.THEDARK AISLE -DAY

The team peeks around the corner and looks toward camera.

THEIRPOV- DAY

An ethereal presence is hovering between the stacks about four feet off the ground.It seems to waver on the edge of being and non-being,then a large legless,headless torso begins to emerge .

VENKMAN,STANTZANDSPENGLER

They stand there amazed.

STANTZ
(whispers)
What is it?
VENKMAN
It looks like abig pair of breasts and a pot belly.

THETORSO- DAY

A head and arms begin to form.The apparition isnow un- mistakably a full-bodied,somewhat elderly lady.

SPENGLER
It'sa woman .

He edges closer to take valence readings.Stantz starts snapping infra-red photos of it.

STANTZ
(excited)
I told you it's real .
VENKMAN
(whispers)
What do we donow?
STANTZ
(whispers back)
I don't know.Talk to it.
VENKMAN
(nods in agreement then hesitates)
What do Isay?
STANTZ
Anything!Just make contact.
VENKMAN
(takesa deep breath, then addresses the specter)
Hey,Lady?
(the apparition turns andseems to look right past them)
Lady! Can you talk?Who are you?
(no answer)
(to Stantz)
This is not working.Think of something else.
STANTZ
(sotto voce)
Okay. Okay. Igot it. Iknow what to do.Stay close.Ihave a plan.

He starts moving closer to the apparition.Venkman and Spengler edge closer, fighting their fear.They stop just afew feet from the vision.

STANTZ(CONT'D)
(whispers)
Okay,now do exactly asIsay. Everybody ready?

VENKMAN&SPENGLER Ready.

STANTZ
Okay. . .
(shouts)
GET HER!!!

He leaps at the apparition.Venkman and Spenglerjump re- flerivelyat almost thesame moment but they all end up on the floor grabbing at thin air.

THE GHOST-DAY

She drops back afew feet,loomsup intoa raging demonlike specter and blasts them with a rush of hot breath as she mouthsa single word.

THE GHOST
(roars)
QUIET!

VENKMAN,STANTZANOSPENGLER

They scream and fall backwards.

13

EXT .LIBRARY-MAINENTRANCE -DAY

They burst through the doorsand onto the broad steps, both terrified and exhilarated by their first real contact with the supernatural.The Head Librarian rushes out the door after them and chases them down the steps.

HEADLIBRARIAN
(very agitated)
Did you see it?What was it?
VENKMAN
We'll get back to you.
14

EXT.COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY-DAY.

Venk.man, Stantz and Spengler head for their lab in Weaver Hall. Spengler makes rapid calculations as Venkman and Stantz argue.

VENKMAN
(steamed)
"Get her?"That was your whole plan? You call that science?
STANTZ
(exultant)
I guessI gota little overexcited. Wasn't it incredible!I'm telling you, this isa first .You know what this could mean to the Univer- sity?
VENKMAN
(sarcastic)
Oh, yeah.This could be bigger than the microchip.They'll probably throw out the entire engineering de- partment and turn their building over to us.We're probably the first serious scientists to ever molesta dead old lady.
SPENGLER
(consulting his mini- computer)
Iwouldn't say the experience was

completely wasted .Based on these new readings,Ithink we have an excellent chance of actually catching a ghost and holding it indefinitely.

Venkman stops dead in his tracks,stunned by the news. Stantzand Spengler continue walking.

STANTZ
(to Spengler; excited)
Then we were right!This is great. And if the ipnization rate is con- stant for all ectoplasmic entities, Ithink we could really kick ass-in in the spiritual sense.

Venkman catches up withthemagain.

VENKMAN
Spengler, are you serious about actually catching a ghost?
SPENGLER
I'm always serious.
VENKMAN
(his mind reeling at the possibilities)
Wow!
15

EXT.WEAVER HALL-A LITTLE LATER

They approach the entrance to the psychology department talking excitedly.Venkman stops at the door and turns to Spengler.

VENKMAN
Egon,Itake back everythingI ever said about you .Take this.
(he hands him a candy bar)
You earned it.

They enter the building with Spengler greedily devouring the candy bar.

16

INT.WEAVERHALL~DAY

They walk through the hall,then down the stairs to the basement.

VENKMAN
(his mind racing)
If you guys are right, if we can actually trap a ghost and hold it somehow,'1think Icould win the Nobel Prize.
STANTZ
(protests)
If anyone deserves it, it's Spengler and me.We're doing all the hard research and designing the equip- ment.
VENKMAN
Yeah,butIintroduced you guys. You never would've met if not for me.That's got to be worth something.
17

INT.THEBASEMENT -DAY

A Workman in painter pants is at the door as Venkman, Stantz a nd Spengler approach and enter the lab.As soon as the door closes behind them, the Workman starts scraping their names off the door with a razor blade.

18

INT.THELAB -DAY

As they enter, janitorial and maintenance personnel are busy dismantling their apparatus and equipment.DEANYAEGER is supervising.Venkman confronts him.

VENKMAN
(shocked)
I trust you're moving us to a better space somewhere on campus .
DEAN YAEGER
No, we're movi ng you OFFCAMPUS. The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant .You are to vacate these premisesinuned- iately.
VENKMAN
This is preposterous!Idemand an explanation.
DEAN YAEGER
Fine.This University willno longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.
VENKMAN
But why?The students loveus!
DEAN YAEGER
Dr.Venkman,we believe that the purpose of science is to serve man- kind.You,however,seem to regard science assome kind of "dodge" or "hustle."Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe,your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are highly questionable.You'rea poor scientist,Dr.Venkman,and you have no place in this department or in this University.
VENKMAN
I see.
STANTZ
(to Venkman)
You said you floored'em at the Regents' meeting.
VENKMAN
(righteous)
Ray,I apologize.
(looking at Dean Yaeger)
I guessmy confidence inthe Regents was misplaced.They did this to Galileo, too.
DEANYAEGER
It could be worse, Dr.Venkman. They took the astronomer Phileas and staked his head to the town gate.
19

EXT.COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY -DAY -A LITTLE LATER

Stantzand Venkman are sitting ona bench both looking desolate.

STANTZ
(shaking his head)
This is like a major disgrace. Forget M.I . T. or Stanford now.. . they wouldn't touch us with a three-meter cattle prod.
VENKMAN
You're always so worried about your reputation.We don't need the University .Einstein did his best stuff while he was working asa patent clerk.'They can't stop progress.
STANTZ
(not cheered)
Do you know whata patent clerk makes? Iliked the University. They gave us money,they gave us the facilities and we didn't have to produce anything!I've worked in the private sector.They expect results.You've never been out of college.You don't know what it's like out there.
VENKMAN
(with visionary zeal)
Let me tell you,Ray,everything in life happens for a reason.Call it fate, call it luck,Karma, what- ever.I think we were destined to get kicked out of there .
STANTZ
For what purpose?
VENKMAN
(with real conviction)
To go into business for ourselves.

Stantz is immediately intrigued by the idea but voices his reservations.

STANTZ
I don't know.That costs money. And the ecto-containment system we have in mind will require a load of bread to capitalize. Where would we get the money?
20

EXT.WIDEANGLE VIEW OF MANHATTAN -DAY

21

EXT.AVENUEOF THEAMERICAS-DAY

Venkman, Stantz and Spengler emergefromtheIrving Trust headquarters, all neatly dressed in suits.

VENI<MAN You'll never regret this,Ray.

STANTZ
(perturbed)
My parents left me that house. Iwas born there.
VENKMAN
You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages these days.
STANTZ
But atnipeteenpercent interest! You didn't even bargain with the guy .
SPENGLER
(calculating)
Just for your information,Ray, the interest payments alone for the first five years come to over $75,000.
VENKMAN
Will you guys relax?We are on the thresholdof establishing the in- dispensable defense science of the next decade-Professional Para- normal Investigations andElimina- tions .The franchise rights alone will make us wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
STANTZ
But most people are afraid to even report these things.
VENKMAN
Maybe. But no one ever advertised before.

Stantz and Spengler exchange doubtful looks .

22

EXT. FIREBALL -DAY

An abandoned brick, four-story fire station built by the city around the turn of the century.It bearsa coat of faded red paint and legend above the garage door in chipped gilt letters:Engine Company#93.The garage doors open revealing Venkman standing in the white-tiled garage bay with a middle agedREALESTATEWOMAN wearing a blazer.

23

INT.GARAGEBAY -DAY

Venkman is looking around.

R/EWOMAN Besides this,you've got another substantial workareaon the ground floor, office space, sleep- ing quarters and showers on the next floor,and you have your full kitchen on the top level.It's 10,000 square feet total.

SPENGLER

He comes out of the office area with apocket calculator.

SPENGLER
It's 9,642 . 55 square feet.

The Realtor frowns at Spengler.

R/EWOMAN What is he -your accountant?

STANTZ

He is looking at the shiny brass fire pole.

STANTZ
(shouts,loving it)
Wow! Does this pole still work?
VENKMAN
(considering but not wanting to appear too eager)
This might do . . . I don't know... it just seems kind of "pricey" fora fixer-upper, don't you think?We're trying to keep our costs down.You know how it is when you're starting anew company.

R/EWOMAN Yes,I know.What are you calling your business?

STANTZ
Ghostbusters.

R/EWOMAN Oh, well, this place is perfect for it .

24

EXT.UPPER WEST SIDE-DAY

A high panoramic view of the city shows heavy traffic mov- ing up and down Central Park West on a beautiful sunny day.

25

EXT.78TH ANDCENTRALPARK WEST-DAY

An unusual pre-war Gothic high-rise towers over the neigh- borhood buildings .The top of the building includes an elaborate decorative temple,complete with altar, stairs and Babylonian columns.The late afternoon sun gives the structure an oddly menacing quality.The camera PANS slowly down to the street asDANA BARRETT,an attractive woman in her late twenties,comes walking up to the building carrying a cello caseand ashopping bag full of groceries.Guys on the street check her out as she enters, but she coolly ignoresthem.

26

INT.HIGH-RISEAPARTMENT BUILDING-LOBBY-DAY

Dana crosses the lobby and gets into the elevator.

27

INT.THIRTY FIFTH FLOOR-DAY

Dana gets off the elevator and goes to the door of her apart- ment .As she unlocks it, the door to the next apartment opens and Dana's neighbor,LOUIS TULLY,peeks his head out the door.Louisis ashy nerd, hopelessly in love with Dana.

LOUIS
Oh,Dana,it's you..•
DANA
(she's seen this before)
Hi, Louis.
LOUIS
... Ithought it was the drug store.
DANA
Are you sick, Louis?

Louis has broken the ice.He confidently exits his apart- ment and approaches Dana.His door slams behind him as he leaves.

LOUIS
Oh, no,I feel great.Ijust ordered some more vitamins.Isee you were exercising.So was I,I taped"20 Minute Workout"and played it back at high speed so it only took ten minutes and Igot a really good workout.You wanna have a mineral water with me?
DANA
No thanks, Louis.I'm really tired.I've been rehearsing all morning. LOUIS Okay. I'll take a raincheck.I always have plenty of mineral water and other nutritious health foods, but you know that.Listen, that reminds me,I'm having a party for all my clients.It's gonna be my fourth anniversary as an accountant. Iknow you fill out your owntax return,but I'd like you to come being that you're my next door neighbor and all...
DANA
Oh, that's nice, Louis.I'll stop by if I'm around.
LOUIS
You know you shouldn't leave your TV on so loud when you go out. That creep down the hall phoned the manager. DANA I thought Iturned it off.
(she listens and hears loud sound comingfrom inside)
I guessIforgot.

Dana begins unlocking her door.

LOUIS
I climbed on the window ledge to see if Icould disconnect the cable but I couldn't reach soI turned up the sound on myTV real loud so they'd think there was something wrong with everybody's TV. You know,you and Ishould really have keys to each other's apartment...

Her door closes leaving Louis stranded.He walks back to his apartment muttering to himself.

LOUIS(CONT'D)
. .. in case of emergencies...
(he discovers he has locked himself out of his apartment)
...like this one.

DANA'SAPARTMENT-DAY

Aroomy,two-bedroom flat with a great view of the park.

She leaves the cello in the entrance hall, grabs the bag of groceries and goes through the living room toward the kitchen.

Remembering Louis,she stops at theTVset to turn it off, but a strange image on the screen catches her attention.

TV SCREEN

28

INT.CHILDREN'SBEDROOM-NIGHT

Two children,aBOY and a GIRL, are asleep in bed when suddenly they areawakened by supernatural moaning and groaning.

THECHILDREN

They scream andjump out of bed.

THEDOOR

TheirMOTHER andFATHER rush in to find the children cower- ing against thewall.

FATHER
What is it?What's wrong?
THEKIDS
Look!

They point at the closet.

MOTHER
(to Father)
Oh, dear.It's that darn ghost again.Can't you do something about it.
FATHER
(helpless)
I've tried everything,honey! Iguess we'll just have to move.

The mother and the kids look at him with disappointment.

MOTHER
Gee, there must be a better way.

Stantz steps into the foreground.

STANTZ
Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?Have you or your family actually seen aspook, specter or ghost?If the answer is yes,then don't wait another minute.Just pick up the phone and call the pro- fessionals -- Ghostbusters.

EXT,FIREHALL

Venkman, Stantz and Spengler are standing in front of the Ghostbusters'sign.Spengler steps forward.

SPENGLER
(to camera)
Our courteous and efficient staff is on call24 hoursa day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs.
29

INT .RECEPTION AREA

Janine is seen answering the telephone with a big fake smile on her face.

JANINE
(cheery)
Ghostbusters.We'll be right there.
30

INT.CHILDREN'SBEDROOM

Spengler is takingPKE readings along the baseboards. Stantz pops upfrom under the bed.

STANTZ
(smiling proudly)
Got him! I don't think you'll have any more trouble with that ghost.

FATHER,MOTHERANDVENKMAN

They all look as pleased as punch as Venkman hands the Fathera bill.

FATHER
(looks at the total)
And it's economical,too!
MOTHER
How can we ever thank you?
VENKMAN
(big,cheesy smile)
All in a day's work,ma'am. After all ...
(to camera)
. ..We're Ghostbusters.
(he winks)

Mother,Father and Kids wave goodbye to the Ghostbusters.

THE FAMILY
(sings)
If you have a ghost, But you don't want to play host, You can't sleep at all, So who do you call... Ghostbusters-Ghostbusters.

VENKMAN,STANTZANDSPENGLER

They smile at the camera asaphone number is supered on the screen.

Dana turns off theTV set and goes into the kitchen.

Dana switches on the radio and starts unpacking groceries. She sets a loaf of bread anda carton of eggs on the counter and begins putting other items away in the pantry.

THEEGGS

The top of the carton pops open.Then, one by one, the eggs erupt and spill over onto the counter.As the liquid con- tents hit the countertop they sizzle.The eggs begin to fry on the formica surface.

DANA

She hears the sizzle, turns and sees the eggs frying.She gasps,then recovers and inspects the mess.She touches the counter gingerly, but it's not at all hot.Deeply perplexed, she stands there trying to think of an explanation .Then a strange new sound attracts her attention and she turns around to see where it'scorning from.

Dana hears the sound of muffled chanting corning from the fridge.She pulls the door open and gets the shock of her life. The inside of the fridgehas been transformed into the Gateway to another Realm-a fiery path leading to a temple door.On each side of the door isa strange, snarl- ing creature that could best be described asaTERROR DOG. Their frontclaws are raised toward each other in asymbolic pose. The incredible vision is accompanied by the unearthly chanting.

DANA

She stands there transfixed by horror,the flames reflecting in her eyes.

THEFRIDGE

The chanting gets more freneticand ominous as the temple doorsslowly begin to open.

DANA

She is paralyzed.

THETEMPLEDOORS

They continue to open.We feelaterrible presence within.

THE PRESENCE
(whispers loudly and hoarsely)
ZUUL!!!

DANA

She screams and slams the refrigerator door.Instantly, everything is normal again .She looks around the room.

THE EGGS

They are back in the carton,unbroken .

DANA

Fighting her fear,she turns back to the fridge and very slowly reaches for the handle.Then summoning all her courage,she yanks open the door.Ketchup, mustard, bottles of vitamins and otherfooditems fall out of the rack on the inside of the refrigerator door.Dana sighs with relief as she sees nothing but the cool white porcelain interior of

the fridge.She closes the door and stands there foramom- ent still shaken by the vision.Then she shakes her head and leaves the kitchen.

31

EXT.FIREHALL-DAY

The garage bay door is open.Two painters on scaffolding are completing a paint job onthefront of the structure in flat black paint.A carpenter finisheshanging a sign over the door.It reads:GHOSTBUSTERS.

Then Stantz comes driving up in a very long, gold 1959 Cadillac ambulance and turns into the garage bay of the firehall.The car hasa battered look to it and rumbles noisily due to abroken muffler.

32

INT.GARAGEBAY- DAY

Stantz hits the siren and flashes the emergency lights as he drives in.Venkman crosses to the car as Stantzjumps out enthusiastically.

STANTZ
Everybody can relax.Ifound the car.How doyou like it?
VENKMAN
(not terribly pleased)
Do you think it's wide enough? How much?
STANTZ
Fourteen hundred.

Venkman steps on the frontbumper and rocks it.It wallows badly.

STANTZ
Just needsa little suspension work...Anda muffler . . . And maybe brakes.

RECEPTIONAREA-DAY

A bored-looking red-headed young woman,JANINE MELNITZ, sits in a swivel chair behind the reception desk, putting another coat of red polish on her heavily lacquerednails.Spengler is on his hands and kneeswiringup the telephone system.

JANINE
(with a definitive Queens accent)
You're very handy,Ican tell.I bet you like to read a lot, too.
SPENGLER
(looks up)
Print is dead.
JANINE
That's very fascinating to me . Iread a lot myself.Some people think I'm too intellectual.But Ithink reading isafabulous way to spend your spare time.
(he doesn't answer)
I also play racketball.Do you ever play?
SPENGLER
Is thatagame?
JANINE
It'sa great game!You should play sometime.Ibet you'd be good. You seem very athletic. Do you have any hobbies?
SPENGLER
I collect spores,molds and fungus.
JANINE
Oh, that's very-unusual.
SPENGLER
I think it's thefood of the future.
JANINE
Remind me not to go to lunch with you.

THE DOOR

Dana Barrett enters and looks around hesitantly.

VENKMAN

He springs into action.

VENKMAN
(all charm)
Hello.I'm Peter Venkman. May Ihelp you?
DANA
Yes ...well... I'm not sure.What I have to say may sound a little... unusual.
VENKMAN
We're all professionals here, Miss ...
DANA
Barrett.Dana Barrett.

They walk toward the inner office.

VENI<MAN Why don't you step into the o.ffice and we'll talk about it. (to Janine) Hold all my calls, Janine.

JANINE
What calls?

Venkman frownsand exits with Dana.

INSERT- TV MONITOR-LATER

Dana is seen in close-up on aTV screen asshe finishes telling about her experience.

DANA
... and then Iopened the door again but it was gone.There was nothing there.
VENKMAN
(off-camera)
So what do you think it was?
33

INT.OFFICE -SAME TIME

Dana is hooked up to a lie detector.Spengler is monitoring the readout and videotaping the interview.Venkman and Stantz are listening intently, waiting for Dana's assessment of her experience.

DANA
(after along pause)
I think something in my refrig- erator is trying togetme.

Venkman stares at her, trying to make sense of her last statement .

VENKMAN
Generally,you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.What do you think, Egon?

SPENG:CER (checking the poly- graph) She's telling the truth - or at least she thinks she is.

DANA
(defensive)
Why would anyone make up a thing like that?
VENKMAN
Some people like the attention. Some people are just crazy.
STANTZ
(muses)
You know, Peter, this could be a past life experience intruding on the present.
SPENGLER
Or even a race memory, stored in the collective unconscious.And I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either.

Dana starts laughing.They all regardhe~curiously.

DANA
{trying to be serious) I'm sorry.It's just thatI don't believe in any of these things.•I don't even know my sign.
SPENGLER
(checks his notes)
You're a Scorpio with your moon in Leo and Aquarius rising.
DANA
Is that good?
VENKMAN
It means you're bright,ambitious, outgoing and very, very sexy.

Dana looks at Venkman, flattered by the remark but more than a litt le suspicious of his motives.

DANA
Is that your professional opinion?
VENKMAN
It's in the stars.
STANTZ
Why don'tIcheck out the building? It may have a history of psychic turbulence.
VENKMAN
Good idea.
(to Dana)
Were any other wordsspoken that you remember?
DANA
No, just that one word -Zuul- but Ihave no idea what it means.
VENKMAN
Spengler,see if you can find the word "Zuul" in any of the literature.I'll take Miss Barrett home and check out her apartment.
34

INT.DANA'SAPARTMENT -LATERTHATAFTERNOON

The door opens and Dana enters the darkened flat with Venkman .She switches on the light and leads him to the livinq room.

VENKMAN
Have you ever thought of moving out - at least until this dis- turbance blows over?
DANA
No. IfI moved out now I'd be acknowledging that what happened was real.I'm not ready to do that.

Venkrnan sees the cello leaning up against the wall.

VENKMAN
You play thecello!It'smy favorite instrument.
DANA
Really?Do you havea favorite piece?
VENKMAN
(thinks)
I'd have to say Prokofiev's third concerto.
DANA
That'saviolin concerto.
VENKMAN
Yeah,but it's gotagreat cello break.

He grabs the cello and starts playing it likea stand-up base. Dana takes the instrument out of his hands and gently puts it back in the case.

DANA
You really don't act likea scientist. VENKMAN No? What doI act like? DANA Likea used car salesman. VENKMAN Thanks.
(he gets down to business and starts looking around the apartment)
What's in there?

He points to a door.

DANA
That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there .

She takes off her jacket.

VENKMAN
(noticing her body)
That's too bad. DANA What?
VENKMAN
Nothing.Is that the kitchen?

He points to another door.

DANA
(nods)
Uh-huh. VENKMAN Well, let's check it out.
DANA
I'll wait here if you don't mind.

He enters the kitchen.

35

INT.THE KITCHEN-DAY

The room isa real mess.Utensils are lying all over the floor. The cabinets and walls are splattered with food.

VENKMAN
(calls out)
You're quite ahousekeeper.
DANA
(off-camera)
I told you, I. ..
VENKMAN
I know.It happenedby itself.

He scans the room with his monitoring device .

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
Nothing.

He looks in a couple of cabinets,then confronts the refrig- erator. With mild trepidation he grasps the door handle, then suddenly jerks it open.The handlecomes off in his hand.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
Damn!
DANA
(off-camera)
Are you all right?
VENKMAN
Yeah,yeah .

He grips the side of the fridge door and pulls it open.

36

INT .LIVINGROOM -PAY

Dana stands there nervously watching the kitchen door . Finally, it opensand Venkman comes out munching an apple.

VENKMAN
There's nothing there now and I don't get any significant read- ings.
DANA
This is terrible.Either there's a monster in my kitchen orI'~ completelycrazy.
VENKMAN
If it's any comfort to you,I don't think you're crazy.
DANA
(laughs ironically)
Thanks.Coming from you that really means a lot to me.
VENKMAN
I'm a qualified psychologist. I've got a degree and everything. I believe that something happened here andIwant to do something about it.
DANA
All right.What do you want to do?
VENKMAN
I think Ishould spend the night here.
DANA
(she's had enough)
That's it.Get out.
VENKMAN
On a purely scientific basis.
DANA
Out!
VENKMAN
I want to help you.
DANA
I'll scream.
VENKMAN
Don't scream.
DANA
(urging him to the door)
Then leave. VENKMAN Okay, okay.But if anything else happens,you have to promise you'll call me.
DANA
(opening the door)
All right .
VENKMAN
Okay. Then I'll go .
DANA
Goodbye.
VENKMAN
(in the hall)
No kiss?

She closes the door in his faceand triple locks it.

37

EXT.HALLWAY-DAY

Venkman stands there with his nose flattened against Dana's door.He starts to leave just as Louis Tully pokes his head out the door hoping to see Dana.He jealously eyes Venkman.Venkman ignores Louis and gets on the elevator.

Louis spots his newspaperl yi ng on theflooracrossthe hall. Holding the door open with one foot,he reaches for the paper but can't quite stretch far enough.Trying another approach,he swings the door open, leaps for the paper and darts back to the door just as it slams shut in his face, locking him out again.

38

INT.FIREHALLKITCHEN-NIGHT

Stantz and Spengler are eating Chinesefoodfrom several take-out containers.Venkman enters.

STANTZ
How was your date?
VENKMAN
It wasn'ta date.It was an in- vestigation.
SPENGLER
Didyou see anything?
VENKMAN
Didn't see anything.Didn't get anything.Nice girl-no ghost, I'm starting to worry.¥ousaid your graph was pointing to some- thing big.You told me things were going to start popping.
STANTZ
They will. VENKMAN Do you know when that might be? We're on the brink of a very serious cash-flow problem.

He plucksa garlicshrimp from one of the Chinese food cartonsand walks off disconsolately.

39

EXT.HOTELSEDGEWICK-NIGHT

Two uniformedDOORMEN help people in and out of taxis and limos under the hotel's elegant awning.

40

INT.HOTEL -NIGHT

A "DONOTDISTURB"sign hangs on the doorknob ofRoom 1210. Soft music is heard coming from theroom.

41

INT.ROOM 1210-NIGHT

Theroom is dark but we can hear the sighs and heavy breathing ofaman and woman making love on the bed.The cameraPANS across the floor followinga trail of dropped clothing -atuxedo jacket and cummerbund, white satin high heels,a lacywedding gown, striped tuxedo trousers, satin ladiesunderpants, stockings and garters.

BRIDE(V.O.)
Aren't you glad we waited?
GROOM(V.O.)
I don't know.It probably would've been thesame.
BRIDE (V.O.)
(indignant)
Well,thanksa lot.

THEBED

The Groom turns his back to the Bride and pulls the sheet up to his neck.

BRIDE
What are you doing?Are you just going to roll over and go to sleep?
(he doesn't respond)
I don't believe this.

She switches on thelamp on the nightstand and picks up a magazine.

THE AIR VENT

There isa throbbing shudder as if something powerful was rushing through the air duct.A hint of yellowy vapor wafts through the grating and into theroom.

THENIGHTSTAND

The travel clock reads9:45P.M.Suddenly there is an audible hiss,then the glass clockface cracks down the middle witha snap.

THEBRIDE

Startled,she looks at the clock and picks it up to examine it.

BRIDE
Roy? Your clock broke.
GROOM
Nice going,honey .Itwas brand new.
BRIDE
I didn't break your precious clock,Roy!

He gets up and heads for the bathroom.

BRIDE (CONT ' D)
Now where areyou going?
GROOM
To the bathroom,where do you think?
BRIDE
(to herself)
HaveIdone the right thing?

TheGroom enters the bathroom and closes the door behind him. The sound of water running in the sink is heard.Then the Bride hearsasound like the noisea cat makeswhen try- ing to dislodgea hairballfrom its throat .

BRIDE
(calls out)
Roy? Are you all right?

The noise increases to thel evel of ten cats with hairballs.

BRIDE
(disgusted)
Hey,sweetheart, will youCUT THATOUT!!!
GROOM(O.S.)
Uuuuuuugh!!
BRIDE
(getting quite nervous)
What's the matter,dear?

She gets out of bed just as hecomes charging out , stuttering in stunned horror.She goes into the bathroom.

BRIDE(V.O.)
What did you do in here?It smells awful!!OH.. . Oh,no ... Oh,my God.

The Bride runs out of the bathroom into thearms of her husband who is on the telephone.

GROOM
... right . .. It'ssmelling up the whole suite...!don'tknow.. . It ' s just hanging off the ceiling.. . I ' ve never seen anything like this... 1210...Quick...
42

INT.FIREHALL OFFICE-NIGHT

Janine turns off the light at her desk.She packs up her purse and puts on her coat.The phone rings.Janine answers it unenthusiastically .

JANINE
Ghostbusters .. . Yes, it is ... Yes, of course they're serious. You do!You have!Yes, sir. Well,they're out on another casenow ,but if you ' l lgive me the address .. . Don ' tworry,they ' ll be totally discreet.

She hits an alarm button andaloud bell starts ringing frantically.

43

INT.KITCHEN -NIGHT

The alarm sounds and everyonejumps up, scattering takeout cartons.

44

INT.DORM- NIGHT

The alarm continues.Everyone enters in haste and scrambles into jumpsuits.There is much hopping on one leg and bumping into one another.

BRASSPOLE

Fully suited,Venkman jumps on and slides down followed quickly by Spengler.Then Stantzjumps at it but hits it at the wrong angle .He slowly slides down out of sight with a stunned look on his face.

45

INT.GARAGEBAY-EQUIPMENTRACKS-NIGHT

Everyone pulls throwers, traps,packsand harnesses off the wall .

46

EXT .FIREHALL-NIGHT

The garage door slides up and in a blaze of light and screeching tires, the ambulance squeals out and makes a right turn.The vehiclehas been painted flat black and has been fittedwith communication wafers and antennae.All the original lights have been replaced with purple and white strobes and the siren has been altered to emit alow, unearthly moaning.The purple and white strobe bars give the car a strange ultraviolet aura.It rounds the corner and headsup the West Side Highway.

47

EXT.HOTEL -FRONTDOOR-NIGHT

The black ambulance screeches up to the main entrance, siren blaring.Emblazoned on the door is the Ghostbusters'new logo. It's the international symbol of prohibition,ared circle witha diagonal red stroke acrossa ghost.The DOORMAN stepsforward as Venkman, Stantz and Spengler leap out of the car.They open up the rear door and remove their equipment .People on the street stop and gawk.

48

INT.HOTELLOBBY-NIGHT

As the Ghostbusters enter, people turn and stare at their strange appearance.They all wear matching blue futuristic jumpsuits with proton packs strapped to their backs.They also wear brushed-metal,flip-down ecto-visors worn on the head likea welder's mask.Kneeand elbow pads complete their strange outfits.

VENKMAN

He looks ill-at-ease and embarrassedbytheir outlandish get- ups as theHOTELMANAGER descends on them accompanied by a Slavic MAINTENANCEMAN anda worried BELL CAPTAIN.

MANAGER
(agitated)
Thank you for coming so quickly. The guests are starting to ask questions and I'm running out of excuses.
STANTZ
Has this ever happened before?
MANAGER
Well,most of the original staff knows about the twelfth floor ... The disturbances,Imean . . . But it's been quiet for years ... Up until two weeks ago . . .It was never ever this bad,though.
STANTZ
Did you ever report it toanyone?
MANAGER
Heavens,no!The owners don't like us to even talk about it.Ihoped we could take care of this quietly tonight.
STANTZ
Yes, sir.Don't worry.We handle this kind of thing all the time.

They cross the lobby to the elevators, attracting lots of curious interest from the hotel guests.

VENKMAN

AGUESTaccostshim while they wait for an elevator.

GUEST
What are you supposed to be?
VENKMAN
Me? We're ... uh...the exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach on the twelfth floor.

The Guest looks at Venkman, noting the heavy proton pack on his back,the odd-looking particle thrower andflipdown ecto- visor.

GUEST
That's gotta besome cockroach.
VENKMAN
Well,you can't be too careful with those babies.

The elevator arrives and he gets on with the others.

49

INT.THEELEVATOR -NIGHT

The Ghostbusters look nervous as they ride up the elevator.

STANTZ
Ijust realized something.We've never had a completely successful test with any of the equipment.
SPENGLER
Iblame myself.
VENKMAN
So doI.
STANTZ
No sense worrying about it now.
VENKMAN
(doubtful)
Sure .Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our back.No problem.

The elevator stops at the Twelfth Floor.

50

INT .TWELFTHFLOORCORRIDOR-NIGHT

The elevator doors open and Venkrnan peeks out into the hall. He steps out cautiously,followed by the others .

THEENDOF THEHALL

A BELLBOY comes around the corner behind them, pushing a room service cart loaded with dirty dishes.

STANTZ

He hears the rattle of the dishes behind him, whirls and fires astream of protonsfrom his wand.Spengler is so keyed up, he too spins and fires wildly.

THEBELLBOY

He ducks as the particle streams blow the dishes off the cart and scorch holes in the wall behind him.

VENKMAN
(shouts)
Cease fire!

The Bellboy peeks out from behind the cart.

THE GHOSTBUSTERS

They breathe a sigh of relief.

STANTZ
(to the Bellboy)
Sorry,Buddy!
SPENGLER
We'd better adjust our streams.

He leads them down the hall to Room 1210.

51

INT.ROOM 1210-NIGHT

The Ghostbusters enter trepidatiously and start taking read- ings.

SPENGLER
(looking at his meters)
Something was definitely here.
VENKMAN
Yeah,Ican smell it.
STANTZ
I'm getting high readings near the air vents.It must be using the duct system to get around.See, I told you we'd get something.
VENKMAN
So far all we got isa shit smell on the twelfth floorand we almost frieda Puerto Rican bellboy.
STANTZ
All right.Let's cool the negative vibes.These things can sense them.

They exit the room.

52

INT.A CORRIDOR-NIGHT

Spengler makes his way down the hall reading valences at the door to each room.He knocks on one of the doors,then passes his sensor over the top of the door and down the jambs.Then he gets on his knees to read the crack at the bottom of the door.Suddenly the door opens and he looksup to see a really stunning woman wrapped in a bath towel with another towel twisted turban-style around her wet hair.

WOMAN
(noting his unusual attire)
Yes?
SPENGLER
(standsupl Were you recently in the bath- room?
WOMAN
(sarcastic)
What on earth gave you that idea?
SPENGLER
(seriously)
The wet towels,residual moisture on your lower limbs and hair, the redness in your cheeks indicating...
WOMAN
(cutting him offl You'rea regular Sherlock Holmes. Now what do you want?
SPENGLER
When you were in the bathroom,did you notice anything that was yellow and unusuallysmelly?

She slams the door in his face .Spengler shrugs and moves on.

53

INT.ANOTHER CORRIDOR -SAMETIME

Stantz moves down the hall checking PKE valences .

HISPKE METER

The needlejumps into the red.

STANTZ

He alerts Spengler through the walkie-talkie headset he wears.

STANTZ
{hushed) Egon!I got something.I'm moving in.

Slowly and cautiously,he turns the corner at the end of the hall. Suddenly, he sees the object of their search and freezes.

STANTZ
{frightened) Yaaaaaaaaah!

STANTZ'POV

The vapor is hunched over aroom service cart loaded with dirty dishes .It hangs there, translucent,foul,yellow, feeding off table scraps and leftover beverages,knocking dishes off the cart and scattering refuse.It looks like a misshapen potato with a pushed-in faceand spindly arms.

SPENGLER
(over the walkie-talkie)
Rayl Where are you?Are you all right?
STANTZ
(amazed)
God, it's ugly!

THEVAPOR

It raisesa half-empty bottle of wine to its gapinq maw and chugsdown the liquid.The wine is visible as it pours down his gullet and passes through his system, finally spilling through hisbody onto the floor.

STANTZ

He edges closer.

STANTZ
(whispers into his head set)
I'm moving in.I don't think it's seen me yet.

THE VAPOR

It cramssome leftovers into its mouth and belches loudly.

STANTZ

He is growing increasingly more disgusted as the initial fear leaveshim.

STANTZ
Ugh! What a slob!I'm going to take him.
(shouts at the vapor)
Freeze, Potato-Face!

He fires his particle thrower at the vapor.

THEVAPOR

It dodges Stantz' first shot and the ionstreamtearsaway fifty feet of wallpaper in a searing ricochet.Then the vapor flies off down the hall, pulling the roomservice cart along in itswake.

STANTZ

He chases it down the hall,shouting into his headset.

STANTZ
He's getting away!

THEVAPOR

It reaches the end of the corridor butinstead of turning, it passes right through the soli d wall.The room service cart crashes into the wall, smashing dishesand sending the debris flying.

54

INT.A HOTELROOM -NIGHT

A MANis just pulling the plastic bag off his recently dry- cleaned white dinner jacket when the noxious vapor comes shooting through the wall .It blows right over him with a great rush of stinking wind and exits through the air vent .

THEMAN

He looks at the air vent then back at his dinner jacket which has turned several shades of sickly yellow and brown .

55

INT.A CORRIDOR -NIGHT

Venkman is alone in along hallway.He leans against the wall, clearly not taking any of this seriously.He hauls on a cigarette and mutters to himself .

VENKMAN
This bites it.I actually work fora company called Ghostbusters.

Suddenly from the end of the hallway comes the sound of rattling dishes and silverware,accompanied by footsteps. Venk.man'sPKE meter beeps and a red light winks on .

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
(into the walkie-talkie)
Ray -Something's here.
STANTZ(O.S . )
(crackling over the communicator)
Where are you ,Pete?
VENKMAN
(backing away)
Thirdfloor.Get down here .
STANTZ
Sit tight.I'm on my way.
VENKMAN
Well,hurry up.
(checks his meter)
The needle's going wild.
VENKMAN'SPOV
A room service cart sails past alonga perpendicular hall- way and rolls out of sight.Then immediately behind it comesa reeking yellow haze .It is the vapor.It doesn't followt he cart but instead makes the turn at the end of the hall and hovers there,apparently looking at Venkman. VENKMAN He's scared now.
VENKMAN
(intohi shead set)
It's here,Ray.It's looking at me.
STANTZ
(on the radio)
Don't move.It won't hurt you.
VENKMAN
How do you know?
STANTZ
I don't know .I'm just guess- ing.

Venkman sees the vapor start down the hall toward him.

VENKMAN
(panicking)
Well,Ithink you guessed wrong. Here he comes!

THEVAPOR

It fliesdown the hall toward Venkman.

56

INT.STAIRWELL -SAMETIME

Stantz runs downstairs taking them three at a time as Venkrnan is heard screaming over the radio.

VENKMAN
(screaming)
Veeaaaaaahh!

Stantz comes running around the corner and sees Venkman flat on his back, flailing his arms and legs frantically.Sick- ening,yellow-green ectofluid covers his head and chest.

VENKMAN
Aagghh -aaaggghh -uhh -uhh - It slimed me!It slimed me!

Suddenly Spengler's voice crackles over the communicator.

SPENGLER(V. 0.)
Ray! It's here!It just went into the Banquet Room on the third floor.

Stantz helps Venkrnan to his feet and they rush off.

57

INT.BANQUETROOM -NIGHT

The Ghostbusters enter a large dark room with a high, ornately-corniced ceiling and a crystal chandelier hanging in the center.

STANTZ
Visors down.Full stream.

They flipdown their visors and scan theroom.

STANTZ
He peruses the room but sees nothinq.He looks upand scans the ceiling.A form flitsbehinda carved beam.
STANTZ
There!On the ceiling!
(the otherslookT Come on down here,you slug!

Stantz drops to one knee and fires at the vapor.

THE CEILING

The vapor dodges as the beam blasts a sizable chunk of plaster out of the ceiling and destroys half the crystal chandelier.

VENKMAN

He fires at it,too, wasting the rest of the chandelier but the vapor dodgesaway.They are both ready to start blazing away again when Spengler stops them.

SPENGLER
(urgently)
Wait!Wait! There's something I forgot to tell you.
VENKMAN
What?
SPENGLER
(emphatic)
Don't cross the beams.
VENKMAN
Why not?
SPENGLER
Trust me.It will be bad.
VENKMAN
What doyou mean"bad?"
SPENGLER
It's hard to explain, but try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and find- ing yourself confined forever in another dimension.

Venkman considers hisown safety and decides to take charge.

VENKMAN
(with military authority)
That's it!I'm taking charge . You guys are dangerous .

They yieldcommand to him.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
Now nobody does anything unless Iorder you to,okay?

STANTZANDSPENGLER

They nod obediently and glance nervously at the vapor, still hovering near the ceiling.

VENKMAN
Let's do it.This thing's not going to hang around all day waiting for us.Ray, give me one stream wide right of it . I'll go wide left.Now!

STANTZANDVENKMAN

They trigger their throwersand two streams are emitted, shooting off to either side of the entity.The entity swirls but stays between the beams.

VENKMAN
(talking them through it)
Good...Good...Nice andwide... Move with him.. . Easy.Hold steady .

THEVAPOR

It bobsand weaves, trying to slip past the visible lines of light, but Venkman and Stantz manage to keep it boxed in.

VENKMAN
(speaking clearly)
Now, very slowly,Ray, let's tighten it up.You hold steady. I'm coming down.

They start closing the distance between their ion streams.

SPENGLER
(cautious)
Don't crossthem!Watch it!

STANTZ

The vapor is trying to get around his streams, causing him to waver as Venkman's stream gets closer and closer.

VENKMAN
Spengler!A little help!Cut him off.

THEVAPOR

It slips past Stantz and races for the air vent.

SPENGLER

He fires with such poor marksmanship that hecomes only cen- timetersfrom crossing Venkman's stream.Venkman jerks away to avoid crossingSp~ngler'serratic bursts and maneuvers. Together they do extensive damage to the walls.

58

INT.CORRIDOR-SAME TIME

The Hotel Manager and the Maintenance Man look nervously at each other as they hear the sound of heavy property damage comingfrom the banquetroom.

59

INT.BANQUETROOM-NIGHT

Stantz has the thing cornered tosome extent,

STANTZ
(to Venkman)
I'llnudge it out of the corner. You cut off the left side.

Stantz moves closer to the wall and Venkman counters to trap the vapor again.

VENKMAN
(encouragingly)
You got it!That's good.Easy now.

They manage to guide the vapor out into the center of the room, all the time closing the figurativebox around it.

STANTZ
It's working!
SPENGLER
Easy... Easy... I'm going tothrow inmy trap now.

Spengler jerks his leg up, triggering a release on his equipment belt.A cord and foot pedal fall to the floor. At the end of the cord there isa long, flat black metal box two feet long,four inches wide and two high.He kicks the box under the apparition and toes the foot pedal into position. The apparition blasts them with a flatulent gust. They recoil but hold the configuration.

STANTZ
Easy...Easy...Open the trap now!!

Spengler stomps on the foot pedal and with a loud electronic snap the long metal box on the floor sprays up afixed multidimensional inverted pyramid of bright,beaded white light.

Stantz and Venkman herd the vapor to the top of the trap.

VENKMAN
Watch it...Watch it.. . Now!

Spengler stomps the foot pedal again.

Suddenly there isaloud double electronic snap and a blind- ing flash of pink light.Wisps of brown smoke and carbonized particles rise to the ceiling in a large residual puff.The Ghostbusters stand there for a long moment not quite sure the battle is over.

SPENGLER

He cautiously approaches the trap and looksatthe valence indicator on it.

SPENGLER
(confirms it)
He's in here.

STANTZANDVENKMAN

They whoop in triumph -- and considerable relief.

STANTZ
(pulling off his slimy visor)
Well!That wasn't so bad,was it?

Venkman looks askance at him.

VENKMAN
Are you kidding?That was like trying to push smoke into a bottle with a baseball bat . Now what do we do with it?

He looks at Stantz.

STANTZ

He looks at Spengler.

SPENGLER

He shrugs.

VENI<MAN(CONT'D) (not pleased) We'll have to work on that. (to Stantz) Grab that,would you,Ray?

They exit,leaving Stantz to deal with the trap.

60

INT.LOBBY-NIGHT

The elevator opens and the Ghostbusters emerge.Stant~ holds the trap by it's foot pedal.He dangles it awayfrom his body as if it is something putrid.The Hotel Manager approaches them.

HOTELMANAGER
What happened?Did you see it? What is it?

Stantzremoves his infra visor and wipessome slime off his face. He is beaming.

STANTZ
Wegot it!

He holdsup the trap.

HOTELMANAGER
What was it?Will there be any more ofthem?
STANTZ
Sir, what you had there was what we refer to asafocused, non-terminal repeating phantasm ora Class Five Full Roaming Vapor...A real nasty one, too.
VENKMAN
(starts writing a bill)
That'll be$4,000 for the entrap- men·tplus $1,000 for proton re- charge and storage.
HOTELMANAGER
(shocked)
Five thousand dollars!Iwon't pay it.I had no idea it would be so much.
VENKMAN
Fine.We'll let itgo again.
(calls out)
Ray! Bring it back.
HOTELMANAGER
No! All right.Anything .
61

EXT.HOTELSEDGEWICK -NIGHT

Th&Ghostbusterscome through the revolving doors and see a real mob scene on the street.A largecrowd has gathered around the Ectomobile and the police have put up a barricade to holdthem back.Photographers are taking pictures of it and several reporters are there waiting forthem.As the Ghostbusters cross to the vehicle,people in thecrowd cheer and the reporters start firing questions at them.

REPORTERil Nate Cohen.I'm with the Post. What happened in there?

REPORTERi2 Did you really see a ghost?

REPORTER#3 Is thissome kind of a stunt?

STANTZ
(holding up the trap: loudly to the crowd)
We got one!

REPORTER#1 Can we see it?

STANTZ
Uh... I'm afraid not.
VENKMAN
This is not a sideshow!We're serious scientists.

REPORTER#4 What proof do you have that what you saw was real?

STANTZ
Proof?Well, the manager of the Sedgewick just paid us five big ones to get something out of there.Is that realenough for you?

REPORTER#2 Are you saying that ghosts really exist?

VENKMAN
(pitching)
Not only do they exist, they're all over the place!And that's why we're offering this vitally important service to people in the whole tri-state area.We're available twenty-four hoursa day, seven daysa week.we have the tools and we have the talent.No job too small,no fee too big. We're ready for anything.

SPENGLER

He's confused by all the commotion and the barrage of questionsfrom the press.A STREETPUNK in the crowd behind the police barricades keeps hissing at him.

STREETPUNK
Mister!Hey, Mister!Come here! Mister.

He finally gets Spengler's attention and waves him over.

STREETPUNK(CONT'D)
Hey,Mister!Can Isee those guns?
SPENGLER
They're not guns.They're particule throwers.
STREETPUNK
Yeah,yeah. I just want to see 'em. SPENGLER I couldn't do that.You might hurtsomeone.

He turnsaway.

STREETPUNK
Wait! Wait!Let me ask you something.If you like shot Superman with those guns,would he feel it or what?
SPENGLER
(with authority)
On Earth -no.But on Krypton

we could slice him up like Oscar Mayer Bologna.

STREETPUNK
Wow!

VENKMT\NANDSTANTZ

They are in high spirits as they continue to field questions. A minicam is videotaping them.

MINICAMREPORTER
Sing the song from your conunercial.
STANTZ
(reluctant)
No,we have to get back and...
MINICAM REPORTER
(wheedlinq)
Come on.It's free advertising.
VENKMAN
There's a thought.Hit it,Ray.

Stantz shrugs and starts singing the Ghostbusterssong with embarrassed restraint.

STA,NTZ. (singing) Ghostbusters...Ifyouhave a ghost But you don't want to play host...

Venkman joins in with aharmony and they continue with more confidence.

STANTZ& VENKMAN (singing) They can be bad houseguests And all-night pests . . . You can't sleep at all So who do you call?

Spengler joinsthem for the big finish with no perceivable sense of melody or rhythm.

ALL TOGETHER
(singing)
Ghostbusters...Ghostbusters.

At the moment aflashbulb goes off freezing the Ghostbusters in a still-frame thatbecomes afront-pagenews photo.

FRONTPAGE

The New York Post carries the picture with a big headline reading:GHOSTBUSTERS?

The Ghostbusters'song really starts to cook with full pro- duction now asaMONTAGE begins.

TELETYPEMACHINES

A bank of whirring, clicking teleprinters spits reams of hard copy and wire service photos depicting the team at work.

ANNOUNCER(V.0. )
Hello,America.This is Ronald Gwynne reporting from United Press International in New York.Through- out my entire careeras ajournal ist Ihave never reported anything as

exciting and incredible as the trap- ping of an actual supernatural entity by a team of men based in this city who call themselves Ghostbusters.

62

INT .FIREHALL

The team hears the alarm buzzer.They leap from their beds and slide down the pole.

ANNOUNCER(V.O.)(CONT'D)
Now, most of us have never even heard of a floating, slime-like substance called ectoplasm, but these gentlemen claim we will be seeing a lot more of it than ever before.
63

EXT .YANKEESTADIUM -DAY

The Ectomobile is parked at home plate.The Ghostbusters enter the Yankee dugout asa concerned Groundskeeper looks on.

64

EXT.TIMESSQUARE-NIGHT

The electronic Seiko sign flashes the news:

Ghostbusters Nab Phantom Bat Boy at Yankee Stadium.

FULLSCREEN VIDEOOFROGERGRIMSBY

ROGERGRIMSBY
Good morning.Today the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of hundreds of reported in- cidents involving multiple sightings in what can only be described as extreme events of paranormal extraphehomenical proportions.It seems everybody is willing to bring their old ghosts and skeletons out of the closet.Roy Brady reports from New York.
65

EXT.IN FRONT OFFIREBALL

Minicam set up in street .

ROYBRADY
Thank you,Roger.Everybody's heard ghost stories around the campfire.Heck,my grandma used to spin yarns about a spectral locomotive that used to rocket past the farm where she grew up. Now, as if some unseen authority had suddenly given permission, thousands of people here are talk- ing about encounters they claim to have had with ghosts .

Music and Teleclicker up.

66

EXT .TUDOR CITY -DAY

The Ectomobile pulls up to a Gothic apartment building in the complex.The Ghostbustersjump out and hurry into the lobby .

APOLICEMAN

He notices that the Ectomobile is illegally parked andwalks over togawk atthe odd vehicle.

THE ECTOMOBILE

As the Policeman approaches,a set of double antennae on the roof are automatically activated.They rotate and tilt to point at the Policeman .The Policeman isa little unnerved by the antennae and starts to walk around the car, but the antennae follow him with unerring accuracy.

THEPOLICEMAN

Eager to get away from the vehicle,he quickly writesa parkingticket and sticks it under the windshield wiper.

THEWINDSHIELD

As the Policeman withdraws his hand,the ticket heats up, bursts intoflame and burns up.

THEPOLICEMAN

He stares at the ashes foramoment then slowly backsaway from the car.

67

INT.ECTOMOBILE-NIGHT

Stant z is driving .Spengler andVenkmanare asleep. They all look completely exhausted.

THE JOEFRANKLINSHOW -ONCAMERA

JOE FRANKLIN
Ray, every timeIhear about your company,I can't help think- ing about the old Bob Hope movie.
STANTZ
Actually, Joe, the title of that film was."Ghostbreakers,"and Olsen and Johnson did one called "Ghost Catchers"and the Bowery Boys did "Ghost Chasers,""Hold That Ghost,""SpooksRun Wild," "Spook Busters,"and"Spook Chasers."
JOE FRANKLIN
Well, in any case,Iguess there's one big question on everybody's mind and you're certainly in a position to answer it for us: Have you seen Elvis and how is he?
68

INT.RADIO STUDIO

LARRYKING is doing his phone-in talk show.

LARRY KING
Our phone-in topic today:Ghosts and Ghostbusting.The controversy builds as more sightings are re- ported and some maintain that these protessional paranormal eliminators in New York are the cause of it all.Why did every- thing start just when these guys went into business?
69

EXT.LINCOLN CENTER-DAY

Larry King continues voice-over as members of the New York Philharmonic come out the stage door of Avery Fisher Hall.

LARRY KING(V.O.)
Should they be allowed to carry around unlicensed proton mass drivers?And what's wrong with ghostsanyway?Call us ...All our lines are open.Hello, Larry King.

Dana is walking with another man,a VIOLINIST,when she sees Venkman sitting on the edge of the fountain in the center of the plaza.She asks the Violinist to wait and crosses to Venkman.

FEMALECALLER(V.O.)
Hello, Larry?Ithink what Dr. Spenglersaidin his interview with you last night was true.The world is in fora"psychic shock" 'causelike my aunt reads coffee grounds and she . . .
(fade out)
VENKMANANDDANA
She is surprised and a little bit pleased to see him.
VENKMAN
Great rehearsal.
DANA
You heard it?
VENKMAN
You're the best one in your row.
DANA
(skeptical)
Most people can't hear me with the whole orchestra playing. You're good. VENKMAN I don't have to take abusefrom you. Ihave other people dying to give it tome .
DANA
Iknow. You're quite a celebrity these days.Are you here because you have info... aboutmy case?
VENKMAN
(looks at the Violinist who appears to be getting impatient)
Who's the stiff?
DANA
The "stiff?"He happens to be one of the finest musicians in the world and a wonderful man.
VENKMAN
Is he dying or something?

They glance at the Violinist. THE VIOLINIST

He takesa hit of nasal spray in each nostril .

DANAAND VENKMAN

She looks at him trying to decide whether she likes him or not.

DANA
He isa very close friend.Do you havesome explanation of what happened inmyapartment?
VENKMAN
Yes, but Ihave to tell you in private at a fine restaurant .
DANA
Can't you tellme now?
VENKMAN
I'll cancel the reservation.I found the name "Zuul" in.. .
(reading)
The Roylance Guide to Secret Societies and Sects.I don't suppose you'veread it.
DANA
You must have gotten the last copy.
VENKMAN
Well,the name Zuulrefersto a demi-god worshipped around6000 B.C.by the...What's that say?
DANA
Hittites,the Mesopotamians and the Sumerians."Zuul was the Minion of Gozer."
VENKMAN
"Gozer"-he was very big in the Sumerian religion.One of their gods. DANA What's he doing in my refrigerator.
VENKMAN
I'm checking on that.Ithink we should meet Thursday night at nine to talk about it.
DANA
I don't think so.I'm busy Thurs- day night.
VENKMAN
(persists)
You think Ienjoy giving up my evenings to spend time with clients? I'm making an exception becauseI respect you asan artist and as a dresser.
DANA
(laughs)
All right.Since you put it that way.
VENKMAN
I'll pick you up at your place. I'll bring along the Roylance Guide- we can read after we eat.
DANA
I 1 ve got to go now.

She walks toward the Violinist.Venkman shouts after her.

VENKMAN
Remember.I'm the only one stand- ing between you anda heavy Hittite.

She starts walking away.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
(calls after her)
I'll pick you up at your place.

DANA

She wavesgoodbye and rejoins the Violinist.

VIOLINISTANDDANA

VIOLINIST
(jealous)
Who was that?
DANA
Oh, he's an old professor of mine.
VIOLINIST
(doubtful)
Really?
DANA
Yes. He's smarter than he looks.

They walk off.

70

INT.RECEPTIONAREA -DAY

Janine is handling a steady barrage of phone calls,switching from one line to the other.WINSTONZEDDEMORE,a large, impressive-looking black man sits acrossfrom her filling out a job application.

JANINE
(answering a call)
GHOSTBUSTERS -- please hold.
(switches)
Good afternoon,GHOSTBUSTERS please hold.
(switches back)
Yes,canI helpyou,
(pause)
Yes ... yes.Is it just a mist or does it havearms and legs ...? Uh-huh...Well, the soonest we could possibly get toyouwould be a weekfrom Friday... I'm sorry, but we're completely booked until then...Uh-huh...Well,allIcan suggest is that you stay out Of your house until we can get to you. Thank you.

She hangs up.

WINSTON
Let me ask you something.The ad in the paper just said"Help Wanted."What's thejob?
JANINE
I really don't know,Mr.Zeddemore . They just told me to take applica- tionsand ask you these questions .
(she readsfrom a questionnaire as if for the hundredth time)
Doyou believe in U.F.O. 's, astral projection, mentaltelepathy~ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, full-trancemediums, telekinetic movement, black and/or white magic,pyrarnidology, the theory of Atlantis,the Loch Ness Monster, or in general in spooks, spectres, wraiths, geistsand ghosts?
WINSTON
Not really.However, if there's a semi-regular paycheck in it I'll believe anythingyou say .
71

EXT.FIREHALL -SAME TIME

A gaggle of autograph hounds is waiting on the street as Ecto One pulls in.The front of the building now bearsa big neon sign with the Ghostbusters logo on it.

72

INT.GARAGEBAY -DAY

Venkman and Stantz disembark.They carry a couple of traps apiece .Theirjumpsuits are covered with smoldering ecto- slime. The Ectomobile looks like it's been through a war.

STANTZ
(exhausted)
Boy, that wasa rough one.

VENKM}\N I can't take much more of this. The pace is killing me.

RECEPTIONAREA -DAY

Venkman enters with Stantz, crosses to Janine and dropsa paid invoice on her desk.

VENKMAN
Here's the paper on the Brooklyn job. She paid witha Visa card.
JANINE
(handsa sheaf of work orders to Stantz)
Here are tonight's calls.
STANTZ
(shuffles through them)
Oh,no. Two more free-roaming repeaters.
JANINE
And this is WinstonZeddemore. He came about the job.
STANTZ
Hi. Ray Stantz.Pete Venkman .

They shake hands.

JANINE
(to Venkman)
And someonefrom theEPA is here to see you.
VENKMAN
The EPA?What's he want?
JANINE
I didn ' task him.AllIknow is that Ihaven ' thada break in two weeks and youpromised you'd hire more help.
VENKMAN
(surly)
Janine, I'm sure awoman with your qualifications would have no trouble findingatop flight job in the housekeeping or food service industry.
JANINE
Oh, really?Well,I ' ve quit better jobs than this one, believe me.

He exits.

STANTZ

He scans Winston's resume,ignoring the flare-up between Janine and Venkman.They start downstairs to the storage facility.

STANTZ
Very impressive resume.Electronic countermeasures, Strategic Air Command... Black belt in Karate... Smallarms expert...Mr.Zeddemore, as you may have heard,we locate ghosts and spirits, trap them with streams of concentrated quantum energy and removethem from people's homes, offices and places of worship.
WINSTON
Yeah,I heard that.Now tell me what you really do.
73

INT.THE OFFICE-SAME TIME

The walls are plastered with newspaper and magazine stories on Ghostbusters.WALTER PECK,junior E.P.A.administrator, is reading one of the articles when Venkman walks in .

VENKMAN
Can Ihelp you?
PECK
(turns all business)
I'm Walter Peck.Irepresent the Environmental Protection Agency, Third District.
VENKMAN
(not impressed)
Great! How's it going?
PECK
Are you Peter Venkman?
VENKMAN
Yes, I'm Doctor Venkman.

Peck looks at Venkman's soiled jumpsuit.

PECK
Exactly what are you a doctor of,Mr.Venkman?
VENKMAN
Ihave Ph.D's in psychology and parapsychology.
PECK
I see .And now you catch ghosts?
VENKMAN
You could say that.
PECK
And how many ghosts have you caught,Mr.Venkman?
VENKMAN
I'm not at liberty to say.
PECK
And where do you puttheseghosts onceyou catch them?
VENKMAN
In a storage facility.
PECK
And would this storage facility be located on these premises?
VENKMAN
Yes, it would,
PECK
And mayIsee this storage facility?
VENKMAN
No,you may not.
PECK
And why not,Mr.Venkman?
VENKMAN
Because you didn't say the magic word.
PECK
(sighs)
And what is the magic word,Mr. Venkman?
VENKMAN
The magic word is "please."

Peck laughs nervously.

PECK
May Iplease see the storage facility?
VENKMAN
Why do you want to see it?
PECK
Well,because I'm curious.I want toknow more about what you do here.Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possible environmental impactfrom your operation.For instance,the storage of noxious, possibly hazardous waste materials inyo~r basement.Now either youshow me what's down there or Icome back witha court order.
VENKMAN
(he ' shad it)
Go ahead!Geta court order. Then I'm gonna sue your ass off for wrongful prosecution.
PECK
(exiting)
Have it your way,Mr .Venkman.
VENKMAN
(shouts after him)
Hey!Make yourself useful!Go savea tree!
74

INT .FIREBALLBASEMENT-SAMETIME

Spengler is at the work bench repairingadamaged proton pack. The place isa mess with equipment, work orders, parts, catalogs and old lunches piled everywhere.Half the room has been sealed offfrom floor to ceiling with concrete blocks to forma storage facility for captured spirits .Winston is standing at a viewing slit staring into the storage facility. STANTZ He insertsa trap intoa metal-lined slot in the wall of the storage facility.Spengler crosses toa control console to assist him .

STANTZ
(pushing buttons)
Set entry grid.
SPENGLER
Neutronize.System shut.

He pushes more buttons and the slot lights up.Several grating electronic snaps are heard, like the sound of bugs being fried on an outdoor insect light.Then Stantz with- draws the trapand tosses it intoa bin marked:FORRECHARGE.

SPENGLER(CONT'D)
I've got to sleep.
STANTZ
I needtwo new purge valves. How's the grid around the storage facility holding up?
SPENGLER
I'm worried,Ray.It's getting crowded in there.And allmy recent data points to something big on the bottom.
WINSTON
(concerned)
What do you mean "big?"

Spengler picks up a Hostess Twinkiefrom the workbench.

SPENGLER
Well, let's say this Twinkie rep- resents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area .According to this morning'sPKE sample, the current level in the city would bea Twinkie35 feetlong weighing approximately six hundred pounds .
WINSTON
That'sa big Twinkie.
STANTZ
We could be on the verge of a fourfold crossover... or worse. If what we're seeing indicatesa massive PKE surge,we could ex- perience an actual rip.

Spengler nods gravely. Venkman enters looking very concerned.

VENKMAN
Egon,how's the grid around the storage facility holding up?
STANTZ
It's not good, Pete.
WINSTON
Tell him about the Twinkie.

Venkman lets that remark go and crosses to aTV monitor linked toacamera inside the storage facility.

VENKMAN
(peering)
I can't look anymore.It's too depressing.

THE MONITOR.

Wezoom in on the monitor and get our first real look inside the storage facility.It isa bleak repository for souls of many species.Strange lights, mists and spectral shapes wafta.bout aimlessly.Human-like figures lean against the walls in despairing convict poses.Others flit and hang on the ceiling.It isa sad and frightening limbo and amost unholy makeshift asylum.

75

EXT .MANHATTAN SKYLINE -NIGHT

A mysterious cloud takes shape and hovers over Dana's apart- ment building.Then a strange glow starts to radiatefrom the temple-like structure on the roof.

76

EXT .THETEMPLE -NIGHT

The moon shines through the odd cloud configuration, illumi- nating the ornate temple door with its two stone Terror Dogs posed rampant on either side of the portal.

TERROR DOG

Its hideous stone features are bathed in moonlight.The camera PANS down its grotesquebody to one of its claws. Suddenly there is a hiss and an audible crack of disintegrat- ing mortar as one of its stone talons comes to life.

ITSHEAD

The stone figure opens its eyes, revealing glowing red pupils beneath the scaly lids.

77

INT.HALLWAY -NIGHT

Dana gets off the elevator and immediately hears loud music blasting from Louis'apartment as his party hits fullswing. She tiptoes past his door but despite the loudness of the music,Louissomehow senses her presence andcomes rushing out into the hall.

LOUIS
Oh, Dana, it's you .
DANA
Hi,Louis. LOUIS Hey, it's crazy in here.You're missing a classic party.
DANA
Well, actually LouisIhave a friendcoming by.
LOUIS
Great!Bring her, too.But you better hurry.Imade nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone.I'll makesome more though.
DANA
(entering her apartment)
Fine, Louis.We'll stop in fora drink. LOUIS I got the Twister game for later.. .

Dana closes the door leaving Louis alone in the hall,once again locked out of his own apartment .

LOUIS (CONT'D)
(knocking on his door)
Hey. Lemme in...
78

INT.DANA'SAPARTMENT -NI GHT

She entersand takes off her coat.She's wearing dance clothes and appears to be really tired.She sits down in an overstuffed chair and takes off her leg warmers .Then leans back and closes her eyes .It is very quiet . Something dreadful isabout to happen . Then it happens.The phone rings so loudly it makes Dana jump.She picks it up.

DANA
Hello...Oh, hi Mom.Yes ...yes. Everything's fine.No... nothing . Just that one time... Iam... I will ... I won't...Mother!I'm all right. Itold you.Everything's fine . .. ! All right.I'll talk to you to- morrow . .. Ipromise.'Bye.

She hangsup the phone,leans her head back and closes her eyesagain. We hold on her foralong beat.

79

INT .THE KITCHENDOOR -NIGHT

An eerie light is seen coming through the cracksaround the door.

DANA

She sits up in surprise and looks at the kitchen door.

DANA
Oh, shit!

She starts to get up but suddenly a pair of scaly,inhuman hands rip out of the chair cushion on either side of her and clutch her around the waist.She screams and tries to break their grip, but another pair of claws tears through the up- holstery and grabs her around the chest and neck, pinning her to the chair.

THE CHAIR

As if drawn by a powerful force,the chair with Dana in it slides across the living room floor toward the kitchen door.

THEKITCHENDOOR

The whole door isnow pulsing.

DANA

She is horrified.

THEKITCHENDOOR

It swings open, revealing a fiery chamber where the kitchen used to be.One of the Terror Dog creatures seen earlier in the fridge is standing there waiting forDana with outstretchedclaws.

DANA

She screams as the chair propels her into the kitchen.Then the door swings shut behind her.

80

EXT.DANA'SROOFTOP -NIGHT

A bright flash shoots out from the center of the pyramid, lighting up the roof of Dana's building.

ROOFTEMPLE

All is as before except that both stone Terror Dogs are ominously missingfrom the structure.

81

INT.LOUIS'APARTMENT-SAMETIME

Louis is playing the perfect host to his clients,a general cross-section of nerds and nerdettes.The musicismuch too loud and the guests are scattered about the living room in small groups making dull conversation.

LOUIS

He is emptying ashtrays and cleaning them withWindex.A TALLWOMAN approaches him.

TALLWOMAN
Louis,do you have any Excedrin or Extra Strength Tylenol?
LOUIS
I have acetacylasilic acid but genericfrom Walgreens causeIcan get600 tables for35%less than

the cost of300name brand.Is it aheadache?

The woman movesaway.

THEBUFFETTABLE

Two stiff men are helping themselves.One is about to bite intosome lox when Louis joins them.

LOUIS
That's Nova Scotia salmon.The real thing .It costs $24.95a pound but really$12.48apound net after tax.I'm writing this whole party off asa promotional expense.That's why I invited clients instead of friends.Try that Brie, it's dynamite at room temperature.Maybe Ishould turn the heat up a bit ...

A SECONDWOMAN moves up to Louis.

WOMANt2 C'mon Louis,maybe if we dance other people will start.

They start to dance.

The doorbell rings.Louis bolts for the door hopingi~'s Dana. It's another couple.Louis escorts them in and takes their coats.

LOUIS
Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming.Ted hasa small carpet cleaning business in receivership,but Annette is drawing a salary fromadeferred bonusfrom two years ago and the house has $15,000 left at eight percent.

He goes to the bedroom door with their coats and opens it.

82

INT.BEDROOM -NIGHT

On the bed, standing up on all four legs, isa bristling, panting, live Terror Dog.Too preoccupied to notice it, Louis reflexively tosses the coats onto the bed.They both land on the Terror Dog's head.

83

INT.LIVINGROOM- NIGHT

Louis comes out of the bedroom and closes the door.Then from within there issues forthatremendous roar that freezes the guest.

LOUIS
Okay. Who brought the dog?

BEDROOMDOOR

An instant later,the Terror Dog bursts right through the door. Wood chipsand splinters shower the guests.

THE GUESTS

They drop their drinks and canapes as the Terror Dog lands in the center of the room, snarling hellishly.

It quickly scans theroom,looking for Louis.

LOUIS

He yelps and runs for the door.

TERRORDOG

He lunges after Louis,but Louis gets out just in time and slams the door behind him.

84

INT.HALLWAY-NIGHT

Louis tears off down the hall,bellowing.TheTerror Dog bursts through the door,lands in the hall and runs after him .

Louis ducks into the elevator.

85

EXT.DANA'SBUILDING -NIGHT

A DOORMAN stands at his post near the revolving door,Two elegantly dressed visitorswaitas he phones to announce them to one of the building residents,Suddenly Louiscomes running out of the door.

LOUIS
Help!Help!There'sa bear loose in my apartment.

He runs across the street and disappears in the park.

THEDOORMAN

DOORMAN
(mutters)
How he's got animals up there.

The Doorman turns just in time to see the Terror Dog before it runs right over him and bounds across the street.

TWOBUMS stroll casually along discussing current events.

FIRSTBUM
I think you're right about Central America but Icompletely disagree about the other thing. A good heavyweight boxer could take a Karate guy every time.

Louis runs by them,almost knocking them over.

LOUIS
(screaming)
Run! Run!

They turn to watch him go.

SECONDBUM
(shaking his head)
Rush,rush, rush.

They turn back just as the Terror Dog streaks past them in hot pursuit.They recoil in fearand watch as the creature sprints after Louis.

SECONDBUM(CONT'D)
That is one speedy mutt.
FIRSTBUM
He'sa big one.Youdon't want to mess with that particular breed .
SECONDBUM
Definitely some sort of fight- ing Spaniel,Ithink.
86

EXT.CENTRALPARK -NIGHT

Louis runs for his life, afraid to look back.He races through a tunnel then sees the twinkling lights of the Tavern on the Green restaurant and heads straight for it.

87

EXT.TAVERN ON THE GREEN -NIGHT

Louiscomes tearing into the courtyard of the restaurant. Through the large picture windows he can see well-dressed people sitting in the elegant dining room.He goes fora door into the dining room but finds it locked. Then he tries another door but it, too, is locked.Suddenly,he hearsa low rumbling growlfrom the bushes . Desperatenow,he starts pounding on the glass.

88

INT.TAVERNON THEGREEN-SAME TIME

The wealthy patronslook upand see Louis pounding on the glass,screaming unintelligibly.

LOUIS
(muffled)
Help! Help!

They ignore his pleas and return to their salmon croute.

89

EXT.COURTYARD -NIGHT

Louis' heart is pounding, his breath coming in compulsive gasps as he turns to face the relentless Terror Dog.

THE TERRORDOG

It stands there silhouetted in the dark .Then it starts ad- vancing toward Louis, casting giantshadows on the walls.

LOUIS

He is paralyzed with fear.

LOUIS
(trembling)
Nice doggie.Nice.

THE TERRORDOG

It pounces with atremendous roar.

90

INT.TAVERNON THEGREEN -NIGHT

The roar echoes through the restaurant.There is the sound of a vio l ent struggle,then all is quiet.Nobody notices.

COLUMBUS CIRCLE -LATER

Louis walks out of the park, walking stiffly witha glazed look in his eyes.He seesa horse and carriage parked at the curb.He goes right up to the horse and speaks to it, obviously possessed by the Terror Dog.

LOUIS
(to the horse)
I am Vinz Clortho.Keymaster of Gozer, Volguus Zildrohar,Lord of the Sebouillia.Are you the Gatekeeper?

TheCOACHMAN sees Louis talking to his horse .

COACHMAN
Hey! He pulls the wagon .I make the deals .You wanna ride?
LOUIS
(to Coachman)
Are you the Gatekeeper?
COACHMAN
No,I ' m the Governor of New Jersey.Now get outta here.

Louis glares at the Coachman. His eyes begin to glow,magic- ally.

LOUIS
(to Coachman)
You will perish in flames ,sub- creature!Gazer will destroy you and your kind!
(he whispers to the horse)
Wait for the sign.Then all prisoners will be released .

Louis lopes off across the street.The carscome screeching to a halt to avoid hitting him.

THESTREET

TWOMOUNTEDPOLICEMEN notice his strange behavior and follow him down the street.

91

EXT.DANA ' SAPARTMENT BUILDING-NIGHT

Venkman enters dressed neatly in a suit, holding a bouquet of flowers for Dana.He seestwoCOPS talking to dishevelled party guests.He sidles up to one of the cops .

VENKMAN
What ' s going on?
THECOP
Some moron broughtacougar to a party and it went ber serk.
VENKMAN
Oh.

He goes to the elevators.

92

INT.HALLWAY-NIGHT

Venkman walks past Louis'apartment and curiously notes the splintered door.Then he rings Dana's bell, waits, rings again and knocks .

VENKMAN
(calls out)
Dana?

The door opens and Dana is standing there,but she has changed radicallyfrom the woman we met earlier.Her hair is down, flowing loosely over her naked shoulders, her eyes are wide open, filled with a kind of love-slave longing, her lips are parted and wet and her clothes are seductively tattered.She stares at Venkman.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
Hi.
(he notes the change in her)

What happened to you?The cop downstairs said an animal got loose up here.What's the story? Are you all right?

She stares at him as if she hasn't heard aword he said.

DANA
Are you the Keymaster?

Venkman realizes thatsomething bizarre has happened.

VENKMAN
Not thatIknow of.

She starts to close the door but Venkman slides past her into the apartment.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
(worried now)
Hey,Dana.What is it?What happened?
DANA
I am Zuul.Iam the Gatekeeper.

He looks around the apartment and notices the holes ripped in the chair.Then he sees the kitchen doorframe charred and blackened with soot.

VENKMAN
I think we better get out of here.

DANA

She crosses to the window and gazes at the sky as if waiting for something.

DANA
We must prepare for the coming of Gozer. VENKMAN
(humoring her)
Okay, I'll help you.Should we makesome dip or something?
DANA
He is the Destructor.
VENKMAN
Really?Can't wait to meet him.
(he has an idea)
As long as we're waiting for him, I'd really like to trysome- thing with you- in the bedroom.

He takes her hand and she yields.They enter the bedroom.

93

INT.DANA'SBEDROOM -NIGHT

They enter and Venkman steers her onto the bed.

DANA
(wantonly)
Do you want thisbody?
VENKMAN
(taking her pulse)
Well, I'll just use it fora while and get it right back to you.
DANA
Take me now.

He checks her pupil dilation witha penlight.

VENKMAN
Well,Imake it a rule never to sleep with possessed people.

She pulls him down on top of her and kisses him with super- natural lust.

VENKMAN
(coming up for air)
~ctually,it's more of a policy than a rule.
DANA
(stroking him)
I want you inside me.
VENKMAN
(reluctant)
I don't know.You've got two people in there already.It could get a little crowded.
(he gently pushes her back down on thebed)
I want you to close your eyes and relax.
(she complies)
Now I'm going tospeak to Dana and Iwant Dana to answer.
DANA
I am Zuul.Iam...
VENKMAN
Right... You're the Gatekeeper. But Iwant Dana.Dana,speak to me ...
DANA
(in alow, horrible unearthly voice)
There is no Dana.Iam Zuul.
VENKMAN
(recoils)
Whoa!!Nice voice.

She starts to sit up,but he restrains her with a light touch on the shoulder.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
(trying another approach)
All right-Zuul.Listen carefully. I don't know where you camefrom or why, but Iwant you to get out of here and leave Dana alone.I'm going to count to ten and when I'm finished,you better be gone.Okay? Here goes .One . ..Two.. . Three...

A shudder runs through Dana's body,then she slowly starts to levitate, rising a full three feet off the bed.

VENKMAN(CONT'D)
(aghast)
Wow!

He stands up and circles around the bed looking forsome sort of explanation.He passes his hands over her, then under her , looking for wires or a force field .Then he makes a few theatrical moves like acheap magician.

94

EXT.HUDSONPARKWAY-SAMENIGHT

Ecto One speeds northward,strobes lit.

95

INT .ECTOMOBILE-NIGHT

Winston is at the wheel.Stantz pops open a beer and lights a smoke. They both look completely wasted .Stantz is looking oversome blueprints.

WINSTON
Hey man.What is it you're so involved with there?
STANTZ
Uh . . . Oh these are blueprints of the structural ironwork in Dana Barrett's apartment building.. . And they're most unusual .
WINSTON
(changing the subject)
Are you a Christian,Ray?
STANTZ
(examining documents)
Mrnrnhmrnm. WINSTON Me, too. STANTZ
(reacting to something in the blueprint)
Boy! Solid cores of shielded Seleniurn,325.
WINSTON
Do you believe in God?
STANTZ
No. But I liked Jesus' style.
WINSTON
Me,too .Parts of the Bible are great.
STANTZ
(hardly listening)
The whole roof cap was fabricated with a magnesium-tungsten alloy .
WINSTON
Ray,do you remember something in the Bible aboutaday when the dead would rise upfrom their graves?
STANTZ
(still absorbed by the blueprint)
And the seas would boil...
WINSTON
Right.And the sky would fall .. .
STANTZ
Judgement Day.. .
WINSTON
Yeah,Judgement Day.
STANTZ
Every ancient religion had its own myth about the end of the world.
WINSTON
Well,has it ever occurred to you that the reason you've been so busy lately is because the dead have been rising from their graves?

They exchange alook of puzzlement and concern.

96

EXT.FORT DETMERRING -NIGHT-SAMETIME

Ecto One pulls up to a pair of massive parapetsand ahewn timber gate set in a thick redoubt on an escarpment high above the river.Two figures approach them from the shadows. As they draw closer, Stantzand Winston see their Stetson hatsand uniforms.

PARK RANGER
Evening .We've hada problem here for quitesome time.I called your outfit a couple of weeks ago.
WINSTON
Busy time of year.
PARKRANGER
Nobody likes to talk about this sort of thing.
STANTZ
You don't have to worry about that with us, sir.
WINSTON
Right.We ' ll believe anything.
97

INT.FORT -GUNNER'SCORRIDOR -NIGHT

Stantz and Winston walk past along line of cannon.Their visors are down.They wear the usual equipment.

STANTZ
You check the armory.I'll go down to the officers'barracks.

They split up.Winston takesal ong ,low passageway.Stantz descendsa set of stone stairs.They both leaveframe.The sound of their separate footsteps fades O.S.

98

EXT.FIREHALL -NIGHT -SAME TIME

A police van pulls up,the garage door opens and Spengler comes out of the building .He meetsaPOLICESERGEANT. They walk around to the back door of the van.

SERGEANT
We picked up this guy and now we don't know what to do with him. Bellevue doesn't want him and I'm afraid to put him in the lock- up. I'm telling you, there's something weird about him.And Iknow you guys are into this stuff so we figured we'd check with you.

The Sergeant unlocks the door and pulls it open.

99

INT.THE POLICEVAN-NIGHT

Louis is on the floor wearing a strait jacket.He is tied to the bench with leather restraint straps and ankle cuffs.

LOUIS
(forlorn)
Are you the Gatekeeper?

Spengler notes the strange glow in Louis' eyes.

SPENGLER
Bring him inside, Officer.
100

INT.BASEMENT -LATER

Louis is hooked up to a variety of strange contraptions including something on his head that looks like an aluminum mixing bowl wired with hundreds of electrodes.Spengler monitors Louis' reactions as he questionshim. Janine watches.

LOUIS
Iam Vinz Clortho -Keymaster of Gozer. SPENGLER
(reacts to thename Gazer)
Iam Egon Spengler, Creature of Earth,Doctor of Physics, Graduate of M.I.T.
JANINE
(looking through Louis' wallet)
According to this hisname is Louis Tully.
LOUIS
Oh,no. Tully is the fleshbag I'm using.I must wait inside for the sign.
JANINE
Do you wantsome coffee while you're waiting?
LOUIS
(to Spengler)
Do I? SPENGLER Yes,have some.
(Janine goes to the table and putssome water up to boil)
Vinz,what sign are you waiting for? LOUIS Gazer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms.Dur- ing the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third re- conciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chosea new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuulsknewwhat it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.

Spengler stares at Louis foramoment then looks over at Janine .

JANINE

She rolls her eyes at Spenglerand mimes the traditional sign for lunacy by pointing toher temple and tracing a circle with her index finger.Then the phone ringsand Spengler answers it.

SPENGLER
Hello?
101

INT.DANA'SBEDROOM-SAMETIME

Venkman is lying on the bed with the phone.Dana is asleep next to him, still floating three feet in the air with a blanket over her.

VENKMAN
It's Peter,Egon.I've gota problem.

INTERCUTSPENGLER ANDVENKMAN

SPENGLER
What is it?
VENKMAN
I'm with Dana Barrett and she's floating three feet off the bed.
SPENGLER
Does she want to be?
VENKMAN
I don't think so.It's more of that Gozer thing.She says she's the Gatekeeper.Does that make any sense to you?
SPENGLER
Some. I just met the Keymaster . He's here with me now.
(there'salong silence on the other end)
Venkman?Are you there?
VENKMAN
Yeah,yeah. Iwas just thinking. It probably wouldn't be agood idea forthem to get together at this point.
SPENGLER
I agree.
VENKMAN
You have to keep him there.Do whatever you have to,but don't let him leave.He could be very dangerous.

SPENGLER

He looks nervously at Louis.

LOUIS

He pourssome instant coffee crystals into his mouth and chewsthem up,then he drinksa beaker of boiling water that's been heating over aBunsen Burner.

SPENGLER
(into the phone)
All right.I'll try.
VENKMAN
I'll spend the night here and get back first thing in the morning.
SPENGLER
All right, Peter.Good night.

They hang up.

JANINE

She crosses to Spengler.

JANINE
(worried)
Egon, there's something very strange about that man .
(she indicates Louis)
I'm very psychic usually and right now Ihave this terrible feeling that something awful is going to happen to you.I'm afraid you're going to die.
SPENGLER
Die in what sense?
JANINE
In the physical sense.
SPENGLER
I don't care.Isee us as tiny parts of a vast organism,like two bacteria living on a rotting speck of dust floating in an in- finite void.
JANINE
That's so romantic.

She hugs him. Spengler responds awkwardly, not sure where to put his hands.

SPENGLER
(nervous)
You have nice clavicles.
(he gulps)
Iwonder where Stantz is, I think we're going to need him.
102

INT.FORTDETMERRING-SINGLE OFFICERS'QUARTERS-NIGHT

Stantz is in a painstakingly restored period room with a four poster bed, writing table and wardrobehung with uniforms. Hisown jumpsuit and backpack lie inaheap beside the bed. He fingers an officer's uniform then tries it on. He steps to a full-length mirror and models it, striking afew heroic poses.He shrugs, sits on the bed,bouncing the mattress and squeezing it.He then liesdown fulllength and tests it, hands behind his head.

STANTZ

He yawns.His eyes droop, blink and finally close.His head lolls sideways, his mouth drops open slightly and he drops off to sleep,exhausted.

103

INT .WARDROBE-NIGHT

A uniform sleeve moves slightly. A sabre in its sheath begins to tap lightly against the open doorsash .Aphosphorescent light streaks out in between gaps in the clothing, casting patterns over theroom.

STANTZ'PACKANDWANDS

A panel light winks on.The needle on hisPKE meter jumps into the red.

STANTZ

He rolls over.From inside the wardrobeashimmering pink mist rises up and begins to takeform on the ceiling.

MIST

The vaguest remnants of ahumanform take shape .It hovers and shifts as if appraising Stantz.

STANTZ

He tosses and rolls onto his back, still deeply asleep.

BEDCANOPY

The mist slithers in through the curtainsand takesa position abovehim.It begins to descend slowly.

STANTZ

The mist widens and elongates and sprawls in suspension over his body.He wakes.The apparition is inches above his face . He gasps but can't move, totally transfixed with fear.

STANTZ'POV

He isface-to-face with a lost soul.It isa beautiful femini ne face. It presses in closer.He sucks in his breath. Is he being smothered?The gaunt figure then slides slowly awayfrom his face and down toa spot below his waist.

STANTZ

He props himself up on his elbows and looks down.Suddenly the apparition vanishes.Then his beltcomesundone as if pulled by an invisible hand and his zipper slowly opens.

CLOSE-UP-STANTZ'FACE

His look changesfrom fear to confusion to pleasure.He closes his eyesand submits.

104

INT.BARRACKSCORRIDOR-NIGHT

Winston issmoking a cigarette,ambling down the barracks corridor.He hears voices and walks to the door of the barracks .

WINSTON
Stantz?Youokay in there?
STANTZ
(from inside)
LATER,MAN!!

Winston shrugs and slinks out.

105

EXT.FIREHALL -MORNING

Two cars pull up out front,aNew York City Police car and a lime green K-car with U.S.Government plates.They are followed by aCon Edison utilities van and a County Sheriff's car . Peck gets out of the government car.Two COPS step out and flank him.A POLICECAPTAIN joins them and they all enter the fireball.

106

INT.FIREHALL -RECEPTIONAREA

Janine is at her desk when the law enters and walks right past her.

PECK
(heading for the basement)
This way, Captain. JANINE
(rushes over to block their way)
Ibeg your pardon!Just where do you think you're going? PECK Step aside,Mi ss, or I'll have you arrested for interfering with a police officer.
JANINE
(not moving)
Who do you think you're talking to,Mister?Do I look likea child?You can'tcome in here withoutsome kind of warrant or writ or something.

Peck hands her the court orders.

PECK
(naming them)
Cease and desist allcommerce order, seizure of premises and chattels,ban on the use of public utilities fornon- licensed waste handlers anda Federal Entry and Inspection Order.
JANINE
(steps aside)
This is just like Poland.

Peck brushes past her and leads his cohorts toward the base- ment.

107

INT.BASEMENT-LATER

Spengler is arguing with Peck.Louis is sitting quietly in the corner,watching the argument with interest.

PECK
(high-handed)
I want to see what's in there . Now either you shut off those "beams" or we'll shut them off for you. SPENGLER
(calmly)
You can see what's inside through the monitor if you wish.

He switches it on.

PECK
(ignores it)
I'm not interested in TV right now.

Venkman arrives in a taxi,sees the police cars parked outside and dashes in.

The argument is still going on when Venkman enters and asserts himself.

VENKMAN
(to Policemen)
At ease, Officers.I'm Peter Venkman.I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here and Iwant to cooperate in every wayIcan.
PECK
(turns on him immediately)
Forget it,Venkman.You had your chance to cooperate but you thought it was morefun to insult me. Now it's my turn, smart-ass.
SPENGLER
(excited)
He wants to shut down the storage grid.

VENI<MAN If you turn that thing off we won't be responsible for the con- sequences.

PECK
On the contrary!You will be held completely responsible.
(to the Con-Ed Man)
Turn it off.

The CON-EDMAN steps to the control panel and looks at the switches, meters and chasing lights.

VENKMAN
(to the Con-Ed Man)
Don't do it1I'm warning you.

THECON-EDMAN

He looks nervously at the Police Captain.

CON-EDMAN
I've never seen anything like this before.I don't know...
PECK
(enraged)
Just do it, fella.Nobody asked for your opinion.

The Con-Ed Man reaches fora switch but Venkman grabs him from behind.

VENKMAN
(toPeck)
Don't be a jerk!

The Cops grabVenklnanand drag him off the Con-Ed Man.

PECK
If he tries that again,shoot him.

The Captain looks at Peck with contempt.

CAPTAIN
(to Peck)
You do your job, pencil- neck. Don't tell us how to do ours.
VENKMAN
Thank you, Officer.
PECK
(to Con-Ed Man)
Now turn it off.

The Cops slacken their hold onVenklnan .He looks at Spengler, worried .

SPENGLER

He mimes an explosion with his hands.

VENKMAN
He nods and backs towards the door.Spengler gets the same thought.

LOUIS

He sees Spengler backing awayand starts to do the same.

CONTROL PANEL

The Con-Ed Man turns all the switches to the OFF position. The panel lights go out.

POWER METER

The needle indicator drops to zero .

PECK

He feels the floor start to shake.

VENKMAN,SPENGLERANDLOUIS

They run like crazy for the stairs.Spengler grabs Janine on the way out.

THESTORAGE FACILITY

A strange light starts to leak through the cracks between the concrete blocks.Suddenly one of the blocks is blown across theroom.

Everyone comes running out as the storage facility explodes. A powerful geyser of irridescent energy shoots out the top of the building like aphenomenal Roman Candle reaching a hundred feet in the air.

108

INT.DANA'SBEDROOM -THATINSTANT

As the explosion rumbles in the distance, Dana's eyes pop open as if cued by the blast.

109

EXT.FIREHALL -SAME TIME

Venkman,Spengler and the others are dodging and ducking a shower of debris.

LOUIS

He stands there oblivious to the danger,looking up at the glowing geyser of energy.Janine is beside him.

LOUIS
It is time.This is the sign.
JANINE
It'sa sign, all right... "Going Out Of Business."

Louis walks off down the street as if in the grip ofsome powerful psychic compulsion.The others are too busy to notice his departure.

110

EXT.LOWER MANHATTAN

Awide shot of the island shows the glistening geyser spurting high into the air.Theirridescent cloud generated by the geyser starts moving across Manhattan toward Dana's building.Sirens are screaming all over town as police cars, fire trucksand emergency vehicles race to the scene.

111

EXT.FIREHALL -LATER

Firetrucks, police cars,Con-Ed trucks and a general mob are assembled, watching the roof of the building which is spurting a translucent blue substance. It looks likea massive natural gas flame. Bits of ecto material rain down on the on-lookers .

SPENGLER

Flanked by police,he tries to answer questionsfrom fire department officials and ahazardous chemicalEXPERT in a bulky decontamination suit.

GUY IN SUIT
...does it contain TCE,PCB or tailings from styrene esters or any polyfluoric groups . .. ?
FIRECAPTAIN
What are the pink particles? What will happen if we use water?

Spengler just shakes his head.

SPENGLER
No... no water.There's nothing you can do.
FIRE CAPTAIN
Did you have any kind of solvents or any concentrated sulphurs of any kind?

Ecto One pulls up .Winston and Stantzjump out. Stantz finds Venkman and Spengler.

STANTZ
What happened??!!!?
SPENGLER
The storage facility blew.This one. . . {indicates Peck) .. . shut off the protection grid.

VENKMAN

Suddenly remembers another problem.

VENKMAN
(to Spengler)
Where ' sthe Keyrnaster?
SPENGLER
(looks for Louis)
Oh, shit !
STANTZ.
(at a loss)
Who ' s the Keyrnaster?

Spengler looks at Venkman .They both tear off to find Louis but Peck intervenes.

PECK
(to a Cop)
Stop them!Iwant them arrested, Captain.These men have been act- ing in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act and this explosion wasa direct result.

The Police Captain restrains Venkman from leaving.

VENKMAN
(shouts at Peck)
You turned off the power!
(to Captain)
Look, there was another man here . . . You have to findhim and bring him back.A short determined-looking guy with the eyes of ahappy zombie.
PECK
(to the Cop)
See! They are using drugs .

Spengler turns on Peck with uncharacteristic fury.

SPENGLER
If you don't shut up I'm going to rip out yourseptum.

Peck backs off.

POLICECAPTAIN
(exasperated)
Idon ' tknow what ' sgoing on here butI ' m going to have to arrest you all .You can discuss it with the judge.I'm going to read you your rightsnow,so please listen carefully. ..

Louis walks briskly and purposefully uptown ,gazing at the symmetrical lights in the sky .

SUBWAYENTRANCE

As Louis walks by, ahuge crowd of people descends the stairs into thesubway.The last of them disappears a r ound the corner.Then echoing screams are heard and the whole crowd comes charging back up the stairs pursuedbya strange apparition.

112

INT.DANA'SAPARTMENT

She is standing at the open bedroom window gazing down into the streets below.

113

EXT.SEDGEWICK HOTEL-SAME TIME

A SabrettHOTDOGVENDOR is dispensing pretzels and hot dogs from his pushcart.

THE VENDOR

He opens the top of the bin and reaches in to get abun.He feelsaround inside,knowing the cart should be loaded with food. Then he peers inside and yanks his arm out with a shout. He falls back in fear.

THECART

The gluttonous Onion-Headed Vapor rises out of the pushcart stuffed with hot dogs,buns and pretzels .It belches loudly at the gaping spectators, then flitsdown the street with the pushcart following under its own power.

114

EXT.EXXONBUILDING-SAMETIME

A well-dressedBUSINESSMAN comes rushing out andjumps into a cab parked at the curb.

115

INT.THE BACK SEAT

The Businessman leans close to the safety partition and shouts his destination.

BUSINESSMAN
Gulf and Western Building!And I'm in a hurry so let's not dawdle.

THE FRONTSEAT

Through the windshield we see that the driver isa badly de- composed corpse in a leather jacket and snap-brim cap.

THEPASSENGER

Through the partition he seesa skeletal hand reach outand start the meter.

116

EXT.THE STREET

The cab peelsawayfrom the curb at tremendousspeed and turnsthe wrong way upa one-way street.

117

INT.AN OFFICE-SAMETIME

It's the accounts department of a major corporation.Young men and women are working at typewriters and computer terminals in the sterile,modern office.

A PROGRAMMER

She bends over at the file cabinets and something gooses her. She looks around, miffed, but seesno one.She goes back to her desk.Her skirt hikes up suddenly.She yanks it back down. Then she feelsa strange,not unpleasant tickling under her. She squirms.Her skirt goesup again.The tickling gets unbearable,forcing her to stand.She walks briskly betweeen the rows of desks, trying to get to the ladiesroom, fighting to keep her skirt down.Her co-workers begin to notice and laugh.

A TYPIST

She standsup to look and her blouse pops open.

THE OFFICE

All the women begin toscream and squirm as the invisible molester runs wild in the office.

118

EXT.CENTRALPARK-SAMETIME

Louis entersalong dark pedestrian tunnel.

INSIDETHETUNNEL

A gang of MUGGERS is smoking something in a weird pipelike device. One ofthem sees the approaching silhouette of Louis and hisses to his cohorts.The . others all look and slowly begin to fan out across the width of the tunnel. LOUIS He is staring straight ahead and entirely focused on his destination as the muggers approach and confront him.He stops. They are deliberately blocking his path.

MUGGER
(to Louis)
Okay...give me.

Louis blinksatupi~iy.

LOUIS
Are you the Gatekeeper?
MUGGER
Come on.You want me to stick you? Come on.
VINZ
Iam Vinz Clortho.Iam the Keymaster.Do you bar my way?

MUGGER#2 Are you crazy,man?You don't give, Jino's gonna rip you,man. Nobody gets by Jino.

LOUIS
(repeats)
Do you bar my way?
MUGGER
Yeah.We bar your way.
LOUIS
His eyes widen,he inhales deeply,then opens his mouth and roars. Irridescent lights pour out of his mouth.

THEMUGGERS

They scream and run, horrified and disgusted by Louis' un- earthly display.

The cab driven by the corpse weaves through traffic at break- neck speed.Cars are forced up on the curb.Pedestrians run for safety.

119

INT.THEBACK SEAT

The Businessman is reading the Wall Street Journal, oblivious to the whole situation.

120

EXT.ST.MARKSPLAYHOUSE -DAY

A worn, graffiti-spattered S1.99 triple bill movie house in theNew Wave district near Second Avenue.The bill reads :

ALL NIGHTALLDAYHORRORSHOW IN3-D

The house is packed with hooting, jeering, beer-drinking pot- smoking downtowners, all wearing cardboard3-D glasses.They are wildly razzing and throwing things at the screen on which is running abad sixties British horror indie pie.The film breaks.Thesound crackles off and the lights come on.There is astorm of protest and abuse hurled at the projectionist. Then from all around them there starts a thin whistling whine. It builds above the shouts and jeers in the theater until everyone stops to hear what it is. It is like no other sound ever heard -a piercing, all-permeating shrill whistle like the fan blades of some massive unseen turbine beginning to rotate.

The lights in the theater flicker. The musty ancient curtains on either side of the screen are picked up in an unseen wind which lifts them,spreading dustand ripped old fabric about the house.There are shouts and soundsand noisesfrom deep beyond the recesses of the backstage.The curtains are now flying in a serious wind.All the lights in the theater go out except thatfrom the projection booth.From a point in the center of the screen,a searing bolt of phosphorescent light rips back along the projection beam into the booth. The beam evolves into an etheric strand of unified glistening particles.The wind dies down.People in the house are hushed.They gaze transfixed asa procession of phantasms emerge in single filethrough the illuminated screen.As if suspended on a clothesline,they weave and bounce along the length of the pulsating beam,and pass through the hole in the projection booth.The apparition is gone.All is quiet. Then the audience bursts into wildly enthusiastic applause.

121

INT.NYPDLOCK-UP

Winston is staring out through the bars talking to himself.

WINSTON
(depressed)
We're gonna get five years for this. Plus they're gonna make us retrap all those spooks.Iknew I shouldn't have taken this job.

He bangs on the bars and crosses to Venkman, Stantz and Spengler who are huddled together looking at blueprints of Dana's building.

STANTZ
(intense)
Look at the structure of the roof cap. It looks exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in other galaxies.
SPENGLER
And look at this, Peter
(indicates another diagram)
Cold-riveted girders with selenium cores.

Venkman leans in to look but suddenly notices that they have an audience.

THE CELL

The Ghostbusters are surrounded by a motley assortment of BUMS,PUNKS,HOODSand a particularly mean-looking gang of BIKERS, all listening intently to their discussion.

VENKMAN
(to their cellmates)
Everybody with us so far?

The other prisoners mutter and scratch their heads,then drift off.

STANTZ
(back to his point)
The ironwork extends down through fifty feet of bedrock and touches the water table!

He looks at Venkman who doesn't see the significance.

VENKMAN
(shrugs)
I guess they don't build them like they used to,huh?
STANTZ
No! Nobody ever built them like this! The architect was either an authentic whacko or a certi- fied genius.The whole building is likeahuge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy. VENKMAN Who was the architect? STANTZ He's listed on the blueprints as I. Shandor. SPENGLER
(exclaims)
Of course!
(the others turn and look at him)
SPENGLER
Ivo Shandor.Isaw his name in Tobin's SPIRIT GUIDE.He starteda secret society in 1920.
VENKMAN
(putting it all together)
Let me guess -- Gozer Worshippers. SPENGLER Yes. After the First World War Shandor decided that society was too sick to survive.And he wasn't alone.He had close toa thousand followerswhen he died. They conducted rituals,bizarre rituals,intended to bring about the end of the world.
VENKMAN
(now very worried about Dana)
She said he was "the Destructor."
SPENGLER
Who?
VENKMAN
Gozer. SPENGLER
(confused)
You talked to Gozer?
VENKMAN
Get a grip on yourself,Egon. I talked to Dana Barrett and she referred to Gozer as the Destructor. STANTZ
(proud)
See? I told you something big was about to happen.

Winston has heard enough.

WINSTON
This is insane!You actually believe thatsome moldy Baby- lonian God is going to drop in at 78th and Central Park West and start tearing up the city?
SPENGLER
(corrects him)
Sumarian -- not Babylonian.

Winston just shakes his head. Then auniformed GUARD appears with a high-ranking POLICE OFFICIAL and unlocks the cell door.

POLICE OFFICIAL
Are you the Ghostbusters?
VENKMAN
Whatabout it?
POLICE OFFICIAL
The mayor wants to seeyou rightaway.The whole island is going crazy.Let's go.

They exit.

The official cars arrive and the Ghostbusters are hustled past amob of reporters, all shouting questions at once.

REPORTERS
(ashabble)
Are you under arrest?Did you havea bomb factory in the base- ment? What are you going to do about all these ghosts?
122

INT.MAYOR'S OFFICE

Secretaries and aides scurry about in a chaos of telephones and waiting city officials.As the Ghostbusters are led through the outer offices, everyone stops what they're doing to stare at them.

123

INT.OFFICE OF THEMAYOR OFNEWYORK CITY

The Ghostbusters enterand see a very concerned group of leaders arguing like crazy.The Police and Fire Commission- ers, State and City Police Commandants,the Archbishop of the New York Diocese, the Regional Director of the Environmental Protection Agency, the Governor of the State of New York, and various other high-ranking officials.

THE AIDE
(entering with the Ghostbusters)
The Ghostbusters are here,Mr, Mayor.

At once, the group turns and instantly regains perfect decorum.

THEMAYOR

He isa likeable Democrat and a man of the people- particularly the Irish, Italian and Jewish people.

MAYOR
(looking them over)
Okay, the Ghostbusters.And who's Peck?

Peck shoulders his way forward.

PECK
(adrenalin pumping)
I'm Walter Peck, sir .And I'm prepared to makea full report.
(holdsup dossier)
These men are complete snowball artists .They use nerve and sense gases to induce hallucina- tions.The people think they're seeing ghosts and call these bozos, who conveniently show up to get rid of the problem withafake electronic light show.
MAYOR
(to Venkman)
You using nerve gas?
VENKMAN
The man isa psychopath,Your Honor.
PECK
Probably a mixture of gases,no doubt stolenfrom the Army...
STANTZ
Bullshit! ! !
PECK
. . . improperly stored and touched off with those high-voltage laser beams they use in their light show. They caused an explosion.

The Mayor looks for helpfrom the assembled leaders.

FIRECOMMISSIONER
AllI know is, that wasn'ta light show wesaw this morning .I've seen every form of combustion known to man,but this beats me.
POLICECOMMISSIONER
And nobody's using nerve gas on all the people that have seen those ... things . ..all over the city.The walls were bleeding at the 53rd Precinct.How do you explain that?

He looks to the Archbishop.Everybody focuses on the ornately attired Prelate.

ARCHBISHOP
Officially, the Churchwillnot take a position on the religious implications of these...phenomena. However,since they started, people have been lining up at every church in the city to confess and take communion.We've had to put on extra priests.Personally,I think it'sa sign from God but don't quote me on that.
MAYOR
(shaking his head)
I can't call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying .
WINSTON
He steps forward.
WINSTON
I'm Winston Zeddemore,Your Honor. I've only been with the company fora couple of weeks, but I gotta tell you -- these things are real.Since Ijoined these men Ihave seen shit that would turn you white.
THE MAYOR
He rubs his eyes wearily.
MAYOR
(to Venkman)
So what doIdo now?
VENKMAN
He seizes the moment.
VENKMAN
Mr.Mayor, it'sa pretty simple choice.You can believe Mr. Pecker here...

PECI< (snaps) That's"Peck!"

VENKMAN
(ignoreshim)
...oryoucan accept the fact that this city is heading for a disaster of really Biblical proportions.
MAYOR
What do you mean "Biblical?"
VENKMAN
Old Testament,Mr.Mayor. "Wrath of God"-type stuff .The seas could boil, fireand brim- stone fallingfrom the sky...
STANTZ
(chimes in)
. .. forty years of darkness, earth- quakes,mass hysteria,human sacrifice...
MAYOR
Enough!I get the point.
(really torn)
But what if you're wrong?
VENKMAN
If I'm wrong then nothing happens and you toss us in the can.But if I'm right,and if we can stop this thing...well, let's just say that you could save the lives of a lot of registered voters.

The Mayor starts nodding affirmatively, clearly convinced by Venkman's rational assessment.

PECK
(furious)
I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these men!

The Mayor takesalong look at Peck.

MAYOR
Get him out of here.
(Peck looks stricken)
We've got work to do.What do you needfrom me?
124

EXT.DANA'SAPARTMENTBUILDING -SAMETIME

Louis arrives in front of the building and looks up. Strange lights are beginning to flashfrom the windows.He enters the building and a moment later ahuge tremor shakes the structure.

125

INT.DANA'SFLOOR

The elevator doors open and Louis gets out.A crowd of ten- ants rushes onto the elevator clutching their most prized possessions.He gets through the panicked tenants andwalks down the hall.

MRS.BLUM, a neighbor,comes out of her apartment carrying an armload of small appliances.

Louis!What are you doing standing there... get out of the building . .. don't you know it's an earthquake or something?

LOUIS
The Traveller is coming.

Don't be crazy.Nobody is going to come and visit you with all thiscommotion going on.

She rushes off leaving Louis alone in the hall.He goes to Dana's door and mechanically knocks three times .His knock- ing echoes thunderously throughout the building. THEDOOR It opens and Louis seesDana standing there.A tremendous thunderclaprattlethe building.

LOUIS
(his eyes light up)
Are you the Gatekeeper?
DANA
(nods)
Iam Zuul.

Hearing that, Louis•grabs Dana with a passion that's been building in his unconscious for8000 years.He kisses her with savage lust and pulls her to the floor out of frame as an explosive force blows through the apartment.

126

INT .CITYHALLCORRIDOR

Venkman, Stantz and the Mayor walk briskly toward the vehicledock at the back of the building .Aides scurry along behindthem., awaiting instructions.

MAYOR
I don't understand it.Why here? Why now?
VENKMAN
What goes around,comes around, Mr.Mayor.The big Lazy Susan of Karma just keeps turning and sometimes we get the short end of the stick.
STANTZ
This may be Nature's way of telling us to slow down.You have to admit it's kind of humbling, isn't it?
MAYOR
(shouts after them)
We're humble already!Hasn't this city suffered enough?

Theycome out onto the loading dock.

The Ectomobile is parked there.Winston and Spengler are charging all the packs off the building current.There'sa lot of police activity aroundthem as orders are dispatched.

A POLICECAPTAIN reports to Venkman .

CAPTAIN
We've cleared the whole building and cordonnedoffthe street . I'm massing our own special tactics squad and the National Guard is on standby.
AIDE
I better alert the Red Cross, too.

SPENGLER

He looksup and sees Janine standing on the dock.She crossesto him.

JANINE
(a little teary)
Iwant you to have this.
(she hands him acoin)
SPENGLER
What is it?
JANINE
It'sa souvenirfrom the 1964 World's Fair at Flushing Meadow. It's my lucky coin.
SPENGLER
I don'tbelieve in luck.
JANINE
Keep it anyway.Ihave another one at home.
SPENGLER
Thank you.

They hug.

THE ECTOMOBILE

Stantz,Venkrnan and Winston get in. Spengler rushes over and joins them.

Venkrnan turns aroundand looks at his friends.

VENKMAN
Okay. Just remember, whatever happens out there,we are total professionals.Not only are we the best Ghostbusters around, we're the only Ghostbusters around.It's up to us.

They all shake hands.Then Venkrnan sticks his hand out the windowand signals likea cavalry officer.

VENKMAN(CONT I D)
(shouts)
Move'em out!
127

EXT.REAR OF CITYHALL

A pair of police motorcyclescomes roaring up the driveway followed by the Ectomobileand two police cruisers.The motorcade turnsup the street and heads uptown at high speed.They passacolumn of National Guard trucks.

128

EXT.DANA'SAPARTMENT BUILDING

The street has been blocked off with police barricades but a huge crowd has gathered nonetheless to watch the strange lights and flashesemanatingfrom the upper floors of the building.

THE CROWD

The news media are out in front filming and taping everything. A contingent of Doomsday freaks is gathered with signspro- claiming"REPENTFOR THEEND ISAT HAND!"AfewCatholic priests are kneeling,performing rites of exorcism,

THE CROWD

A gang of punks is hanging around hoping foradisaster,A handful of Hassidic Jews behind them are wailing in earnest. The police work to restrain thecrowd .

THE STREET

The screaming of sirens turns the attention of thecrowd as the motorcade arrives.As the Ectomobile rounds the corner ahuge cheer goesupfrom the crowd.

THECROWD

The punks cheer.The Hassidic Jews wave their black hats and start dancing for joy.

THEECTOMOBILE

It pulls up in front of the building.The doors fly open and theGhostbusters alljump out at once .The crowd roars.

THE PRIESTS

They leap to their feetand give each other"high fives."

VENKMAN

He raises both fists likea victorious boxer.

VENKMAN
(shouts to thecrowd)
Ghostbusters!

The crowd thunders its approval .

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They quickly finish suiting up at the rear of the Ectomobile.

VENKMAN
(keyed up)
Are we all together on thisnow?
WINSTON
(in earnest)
I think we should get ona plane right nowand go to Australia or Indonesia until this blows over.
VENKMAN
I'm going to make a note of your suggestion and possibly bring it up later if this thing really gets out of hand.Now let's move.

They start heading for thelobby entrance to the building.

VOICE INCROWD(MAN)
Get'em!
VOICEIN CROWD(GIRL)
All right, Ghostbusters!

Thecrowd applauds as the Ghostbusters approach the entrance.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They stop in front of the building and look up at the roof.

THEIRPOV

A blinding flash of light shootsfrom the rooftop temple.

THE BUILDINGENTRANCE

The whole buildingseems to groan as if under enormous pressure.Then suddenly the concrete facade cracks open and the pavement in front of the building collapses dropping the Ghostbustersand a police car into the enormous sinkhole. The crowd gasps.

THESINKHOLE

There is a tense moment of silence,then the Ghostbusters pop up and climb out of the pit.

VENKMAN
I've heard of underground park- ing but this is ridiculous.

They flash the"okay"sign to the crowd and enter the building.

129

EXT.THEROOFTOP-SAMETIME

Dana and Louis emerge from the stairwell, approach the Temple and mount the pedestals once occupied by the Terror Dogs.

THETEMPLE

The walls begin to vibrate in response.

130

EXT.THE STREETBELOW

Blinding beams of light flashfrom all the windows.

131

INT .STAIRWELL

The Ghostbusters trudge up thirty-five flights of stairs.

132

INT.THIRTY-FIFTHFLOORHALLWAY

The stairwell door opens and the Ghostbusters stagger into the hallway,completely exhausted.

VENI<MAN (gasping and spitting) I'm glad we took the stai rs.

133

INT.DANA'SDOOR

The Ghostbusters arrive.The door frame is charred and black- ened by soot.Venkman rings the doorbell.DING-DONG.

VENKMAN
Dana? WINSTON Maybe we should go downstairs and call first?

Venkman knocks on the door and the door simply falls off its hinges and crashes to the floor.The Ghostbusters gape at the damage to the apartment.

134

INT.DANA'SAPARTMENT

The exterior building wall is completely gone providing an unobstructed view of the Hudson andNew Jersey.All the furniture is overturned and the other walls are cracked. A powerful wind blows through the apartment fluttering the shredded curtains.

WINSTON
(ready to leave)
Well, she's not here .Let's go.
VENKMAN
No! The kitchen!
135

INT.THE KITCHEN

The team enters and sees that the refrigerator has been blown away revealing a hole in the wall and the entrance to a stone staircase behind it .

VENKMAN

He looks at the forbidding portal and turns to Stantz.

VENKMAN
(slaps his shoulder)
GO!

Stantz realizes thatVenkmanexpectshim to go first.He leads the charge up the stairs.

Dana and Louis stare at the Temple,then begin a miraculous and horrible transformation into the hideousforms of the Terror Dogs.

THETEMPLE

The solid stone wallsrumble ominously and start to separate.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They come running out onto the roof and gape at the scene.

THETEMPLE

The walls open completely revealing the secret architecture of the Temple:A stone staircase leading to ase~of monumental doors,and beyond them a massive pyramid that appears to besuspended in mid-air with no visible means of support. LOUISANDDANA

They complete their transformationintothe Terror Dogs, which now turn and snarl menacingly at the Ghostbusters.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They can't believe their eyes.

VENKMAN
(aghast)
Shit! I've been out with some real dogs, but this is ridiculous!

The heavy rumbling of moving stone draws their attention back to the temple .

THETEMPLE

The Terror Dogs havenow taken ritual positions on the staircase. The heavy stone gates begin to open and a bright white lightstarts to emerge.As the light descends the stairsa humanform slowly materializes.

THEFORM

It isa thin,hollow-cheeked, distinguished-looking man in his early sixties. His eyes are burning red pin-holes. He looks around at the spectacular rooftop view, then acknowledges the two Terror Dogs and starts stroking them like house pets.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They stare at the apparition.

SPENGLER
(recognizeshim)
It's Shandor -the architect!
WINSTON
I thought he died!
VENKMAN
It doesn't seem to have slowed him down any.
STANTZ
I don't think it's Shandor.

He gets to his feet and speaks sharply to Gozer.

STANTZ(CONT'D)
Gozer the Gozerian?

GOZER

Helooksup andseems to notice the Ghostbusters for the firsttime.

STANTZ

He'busts'Gozer.

STANTZ
(forceful)
Asa duly-constituted representa- tive of the City of New York,and on behalf of theCounty and State of New York, the United States of America, the Planet Earthand all its inhabitants,Ihereby order you to cease and desist any and all supernatural activity and return at once to your place of origin or next parallel dimension.
VENKMAN
(to Stantz)
Well, that ought to do it.

GOZER

He stands up to his full height and regards Stantz curiously.

GOZER
Are you agod?
STANTZ
(compulsively honest)
No.
GOZER
Then die!

He raises hisarms and blows away the Ghostbusters with searing bolts of energy .

THE GHOSTBUSTERS

Momentarily stunned, theytumbleall the way down the stairsand almost fall off the edge of the roof.

WINSTON
(to Stantz)
You should've said "yes!"He might have been willing to negotiate.

Venkman gets to his feet first, really mad now.

VENKMAN
(setting his wands)
Okay .That's it!I'm gonna turn this guy into toast.

The Ghostbusters leap into action.One by one they activate their Proton packs and take up positions for an entrapment.

GOZER
He braces for the onslaught. VENKMAN He shootsa particle stream at Gozer. GOZER He leaps out of the way with superhuman agility and executes a perfect double-flip with a half-twisting round-off at the end.

VENKMAN

He can't believe his eyes.

VENKMAN
Agile bastard, isn't he?
STANTZ
Forget the trapping!Just blast him!

The others adjust their units and they all blazeaway at Gozer.

GOZER

He stands there calmly and absorbs the force of the streams. There isa brilliant pink flash and Gozer disappears. THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They stare for a long moment, finding it hard to believe that they won.Then Winston lets out a triumphant whoop .

SPENGLER
He scans the temple with hisPKE meter,not at all convinced the danger has passed,
STANTZ
He bounds up the stairs.
STANTZ
(jubilant)
We neutronized him!The guy'sa molecular nonentity.

VENKMANANDSPENGLER

He wants to believe it but sees the doubt on Spengler's face.

SPENGLER
(reading the meter)
Not necessarily.

There is a deep seismic rumble and the entire building begins to vibrate.The Ghostbusters look around nervously as the entire building starts to sway.

136

EXT.THE EAVES

Cement carvings and moldingsaround the edge of the roof crackand break off.

137

EXT.THE STREET

The crowd screams and runs as cement debris rains down the side of the building and crashes on the sidewalk.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They look up at the sky waiting for the big blow.An incrediblyloud thunderclap rocks the rooftop.

THESKY

A bolt of lightning cracklesfrom the swirling dark cloud and strikes the rooftop.

The Ghostbusters stand there facing their new God like Moses on Mount Sinai.And then Gozer speaks tothemin a voice thatcan be heard throughout Metropolitan New York and parts of New Jersey.

GOZER
SUBCREATURES!GOZERTHEGOZERIAN, GOZERTHEDESTRUCTOR,VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR,THE TRAVELLERHAS COME. CHOOSEAND PERISH.
VENKMAN
(shouting to be heard)
Is he talking to us?
WINSTON
What's he talking about?Choose what?
STANTZ
(to the heavens)
What do you mean "choose?"We don't understand.
GOZER
CHOOSE!!
SPENGLER
Ithink he's saying that since we're about to be sacrificed any- way, we get to choose theform we want him to take.
STANTZ
You mean if Istand here and con- centrate on the image of Roberto Clemente,Gazer will appear as Roberto Clemente and wipe us out?
SPENGLER
That appears to be the case.
VENKMAN
(quickly)
Don't think of anything yet.Clear your minds.We only get onecrack at this.
GOZER
The choice is made.The Traveller has~- VENKMAN
(in a panic)
We didn't choose anything!
(to the others)

I didn't think of an image, did you?

SPENGLER
No.

They look at Winston.

WINSTON
My mind'sa total void!

They all look at Stantz.

STANTZ
(guilty)
Icouldn't help it!It just popped in there!
VENKMAN
(desperately)
What?What popped in there?
STANTZ
(pointing)
Look!

They all turn andlook to the south.

GHOSTBUSTERSPOV

Looking south past Columbus Circle, they see part of something big and white moving between the buildings accompanied bythunderous footsteps of almost seismic proportions.

VENKMAN

He doesn't know what it is yet, but he knows it's coming.

VENKMAN
(desperately)
What is it?Ray,what did you think of?

BROADWAYAND55TH

The massive white shape passes behindsome buildings, offeringaglimpse of what appears to bea fat, whitearm.

STANTZ

He's about to go into shock.

STANTZ
(babbling)
It can't be!It can't be!

COLUMBUSCIRCLE

The thundering footsteps continue to plod as the thing starts to emerge from behind the buildings.Now we can see part ofa blue garment covering its enormous chest.

STANTZ

He recognizes the monster.

STANTZ
It's...It's ... It's the STAY-PUFTMARSHMALLOW MAN.

Winston,Venkman and Spengler gape.

THEIRPOV·

They look across the roof topsand see a large, square, white, bobbing,laughing head atopa massive body of similar puffedwhite squares.The being is dressed ina tiny sailor's hat, red bosun's whistle and lanyardanda little blue vest with abutton undone in the middle revealing a little white belly . It is the cute, quintessential American brand symbol,loominq as large as Godzilla.

STANTZ(V.O.)
(desperately apologizing)
I tried to think of the most harm- less thing... something that could never destroy us ... something I loved from my childhood.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They watch the Marshmallow Man plodding toward them.

VENKMAN
ANDYOUCAMEUP WITHTHAT?
STANTZ
The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man! He was on all the packages we used to buy when Iwasa kid.We used to roast Stay-Puft marsh- mallows at Camp Waconda!
VENKMAN
Great!The marshmallows are about to get their revenge.

THE STAY-PUFTMAN

He plods relentlessly uptown toward the Ghostbusters' rooftopvantage point.The ground rumbles as his big, soft feet come down on the pavement.

THE STREET

People are fleeing in panic as the marshmallow feet pad along kicking over lampposts and mail boxes.

A CAR

The driverjumps out just before an enormous white marsh- mallow footcomes down and flattens his automobile.

THE GHOSTBUSTERS

They stand there helplessly watching the laughing bobbing head of the Stay-Puft Man as he comes toward them.

VENKMAN
What now?
SPENGLER
(adjusting histhrower)
Full-stream with strogon pulse .

Venkmanlooks at Stantz.Stantz shrugs.

VENKMAN
(decides)
I guess that's all we've got.

They step to the edge of the roof,moving like warriorsnow, ready to face the consequences.

138

EXT.THE STREET

Peck comes running up to the front of the apartment building. People are fleeing the oncoming monster.Peck grabsaCOP who is just about to flee himself.

PECK
(in a rage)
Are the Ghostbustersup there?
COP
(desperate to get away)
Yeah!
PECK
Iwant you to go up on the roof and arrestthem.This time they've gone too far.

The Cop looks at Peck like he's insane, then sees the Stay- Puft Man looming up at the end of the block.

COP
(knocking Peck's hands away)
Youarrest them,numb nuts!I'm getting out of here.

He runs off.Peck turns to face the monster.

THE STAY-PUFTMAN

The ground shakes with every step as he reaches the building. Then,using the church next door as a stepping stone,he begins climbing the wall.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They look over the edge of the roof as the Marshmallow Man climbs higher and higher .

VENKMAN
(shouts)
Hit him!

They each fire point blank at the Stay-Puft Man.

THESTAY-PUFTMAN

He bellows with pain and rage as the beams strike him right in the chest and set his skin on fire.He begins to burn with ablue flame that spreads quickly across his torso and down hisarms. The Stay-Puft Man bellows even louder, flailing itshugearms in response to the searing flames that are starting to engulf him.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They stare at the horrible conflagration.

WINSTON
Good .Now we made him mad,

THESTAY-PUFTMAN

Carbonous,flaming hunks of melting marshmallow are flying from his arms as he wavesthem in wild rage.

THESTREET

Peck stands there paralyzed with fear.A mass of flaming marshmallow fallsand flattensanews stand nearby.Then a huge glob of sticky toasted marshmallow comes zipping down from above and lands right on him,burying him up to his neck in melted sucrose.

THESTAY-PUFTMAN

The flaming monster keeps coming intent on their destruction. Most of his chest has melted away revealing horrid muscula- ture anda skeletal rib cage.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They square off and face him for the last time, their weapons poised.

VENKMAN
(calmly)
We'regoing to be killed by a hundred-foot marshmallow.
THESTAY-PUFTMAN
He is almost on them now, fully engulfed in flames,reaching for them,ready to swat them with his burning fist.
VENXMAN
(to the others)
On the count of three!One . .. Two..• SPENGLER
(he has the best idea of his life)
No! Them! Shoot them!
(he points at the Terror Dogs)
Cross the beams.

THETERRORDOGS

They stand beside the portal literally petrified.

VENKMAN

He hesitates.

VENKMAN
(protesting)
No! You said crossing the beams would beBAD.It'll kill her! And us! SPENGLER Life is just a state of mind.
VENKMAN
But it's my favorite state .
STANTZ
Either way we're history.

THE STAY-PUFTMAN

His burning fist is starting to descend on the Ghostbusters.

VENKMAN
He chooses the only way out.
VENKMAN
(shouts)
Now!!

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They turn and fire at the two petrified Terror Dogs and blow them to oblivion. The entire front of the temple is obliter- ated along with the door.

THE STAY-PUFTMAN

With the destruction of his earthly portal, the flaming monster is suddenly engulfed in a cyclonic wind that begins to swirl around him likea fire-storm.Theflames are whipped higher and higher as the tornado begins to pick up rotational speed. Then the Marshmallow Man seems to explode from deep inside creating aflaming air burst high above the rooftops.

THEROOFTOP

The Ghostbusters are blasted off their feet.

THE SKY

The fireball reaches its maximum explosive force,then a sudden jet ofairpressure occurs likea titanic vacuum cleaner in the sky and sucks the flaming mass of gasses and ash up through our atmosphere and right out of our dimension.The dark clouds disappear with it,leavinga beautiful clear blue sky over the whole area.

THETEMPLE

It now looks like an ancient ruin.

THE GHOSTBUSTERS

They are lying at the foot of the stairs. Everything is still. One by one they get slowly to their feetand look around to see that the crisis has passed.

STANTZ
Everybody okay?

Venkman looks up at the portal.

THE TERRORDOGS

They are still on the pedestals but charred almost beyond recognition.Venkman mounts the stairsand gazes sadly at the remains.

THEPEDESTAL

Venkman stands there mourning,then a slight movement under the blackened skin of the Terror Dog catches his eye.The movement gets stronger, then suddenly a human hand pokes through the carbonous coating.

VENKMAN
Hope surges in him and he starts frantically tearing away the black coating, finally revealing Dana alive and well under the burnt skin of the Terror Dog,

STANTZANDSPENGLER

They peel the charred coating off Louis and help him to his feet.

LOUIS

He looks around wondering how he ended up on the roof ofa wrecked high-rise.He looks at his scorched and ripped suit crusted with the still-smoking gobs of melted marshmallow.

LOUIS
(amazed)
Jeez! Somebody must have spiked the egg salad .

VENKMAN

He helps Dana to her feet.

VENKMAN
Are you all right?

She looks around at the incredible scene.

DANA
(totally confused)
Oh, sure.I ' m getting used to this.
LOUIS
(seeing Dana for the first time)
I'm innocent!Honest,Dana.I never touched you.Not thatI remember anyway.
DANA
(getting annoyed)
All right,what happened to me?
VENKMAN
Nothing!We just got rid of that thing in your kitchen.
DANA
Really!Is it gone?
VENKMAN
Yeah,along with mostofyour furniture and a lot of your personal possessions.This one took some work.
DANA
(noting the wrecked templ e)
Thank you.Next time Iwant to break a lease I ' llknow who to call.

She hugs him.

VENKMAN
This is going to cost you,you know. Our fees are ridiculously high.
DANA
Talk to my accountant.
(she indicates Louis)
LOUIS
Oh, great!I bet we could write off all the damage as an Act of God .

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They look at each other and nod.

STANTZ
I'll go along with that.
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EXT.STREET -NEARTHEAPARTMENT-NIGHT

THETWO BUMS

They hear the cheering down the street as they cautiously inspecta massive mound of cooling sucrose.

FIRSTBUM
Well, that definitely looks like marshmallow to me.
SECONDBUM
(sniffing it)
Yeah, it'ssome kind of mallow- type substance - that's for sure .
FIRSTBUM
You have to wonder why anybody would dumpa marshmallow that size right in the middle of the street.
SECONDBUM
Iwonder if there might not be a very large cup of hot chocolate somewhere in the area .
FIRSTBUM
That would definitely explain it.
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EXT.THE STREET -NIGHT

A happy throng of jubilant citizens is gathered outside the lobby entrance to the apartment building.

THEENTRANCE

The battered but victorious Ghostbusters emergefrom the lobby .Venkrnan and Dana are holding hands.The crowd roars with unrestrainedjoy and gratitude.Janine runs over and hugs Spengler enthusiastically.The Ghostbusters wave and head for the Ectomobile parked at the curb.

THEGHOSTBUSTERS

They get into the Ectomobile and drive off with lights flash- ing and sirens screaming as thecrowd cheers wildly.

THE END