If the Titty Twister looked like the asshole of the world
from the outside, in the immortal words of Al Jolson, "You
ain't seen nothin' yet." This is the kind of place where
they sweep up the teeth and hose down the cum, the blood and
the beer at closing.
In the back, TOPLESS DANCERS do lap dances with customers,
while a SLEAZY SEXY STRIPPER STRIPS to RAUNCHY MUSIC, played
at ear drum-bursting level. TWO MEN are in a savage
BAREKNUCKLE FIGHT, surrounded by screaming customers of
bikers and truckers.
One of the dancers is a man with a saddle on his back, his
name is DANNY THE WONDER PONY. The woman on his back, in the
saddle, feet in the stirrups, hands on the reins, is ATHENA,
his rider. They dance around to the cheers of the crowd.
Bikers and truckers play pool in the back. Fights break out
here about one every ten minutes. The customers may start
'em, but the bouncer, BIG EMILIO, ends 'em.
Seth, Richard, Jacob, Scott and Kate walk through the door.
They each individually take in the sights and the smells.
Seth is the first to say something.
SETH
Now this is my kinda place! I could become a regular.
The man behind the bar is RAZOR CHARLIE. He eyes the group
as they approach.
Their difference from the usual road waif nomads who
populate the Twister disturbs him. He exchanges a knowing
look across the room with Big Emilio, as the group bellies
up to the bar.
SETH (CONT’D)
Whiskey!
RAZOR CHARLIE
(in English)
You can't come in here.
SETH
What dya mean?
RAZOR CHARLIE
This is a private club. You're not welcome.
SETH
Are you tellin' me I'm not good enough to drink here?
RAZOR CHARLIE
This bar is for bikers and truckers only.
(points his finger to Seth)
You, get out!
Big Emilio almost magically appears behind Seth and places
HIS BIG BEEFY SAUSAGE-FINGERED HAND HARD on Seth's shoulder.
BIG EMILIO
(to Seth in Spanish)
Walk, Pendaho.
Seth slowly turns his eyes to the big hand on his shoulder.
SETH
(low)
Take your hand off me.
BIG EMILIO
(Spanish)
I'm going to count to three.
SETH
No, I'm going to count to three.
BIG EMILIO
Uno...
SETH
Two..
Jacob jumps in the middle.
JACOB
Now wait a minute, there's no reason to get ugly. There's just a misunderstanding going on here. You said this bar is for truckers and bikers, Well, I'm a truck driver.
Everybody looks at Jacob.
As Jacob talks he takes out his wallet.
JACOB (CONT’D)
If you look outside your door, parked in your parking lot, you'll see a big ass recreational vehicle. That's mine. In order to drive that legally, you need a class two driver's license. That is the same license that the DMV requires truck drivers to carry in order to drive a truck.
(he takes the license out of his wallet and lays it on the bar)
That is me, and this is my class two license. This is a truck driver's bar, I am a truck driver, and these are my friends.
Everybody's a little stunned after Jacob's speech.
Razor Charlie picks up the license, looks at Jacob, looks at
everyone in the party and smiles.
RAZOR CHARLIE
(to Jacob)
Welcome to the Titty Twister. What can I get you?
Seth BRUSHES OFF Big Emilio's paw.
SETH
Bottle of whiskey and five glasses.
Razor Charlie's eyes go to Seth. Even though he has a big
smile on his face, he looks like he's going to kill Seth.
But instead he just says,
RAZOR CHARLIE
Coming right up.
Razor Charlie goes for the bottle. Big Emilio gives the
party one last look and walks away. Richard gives Jacob a
buddy punch on the shoulder.
RICHARD
Good job, Pops.
Seth's still frying an egg on his head.
SETH
That's just fuckin' typical. Biggest number one problem with Mexico, it's not service oriented. I was feelin' so good, and those fuckin' spies brought me down.
Richard puts his arm around Seth.
RICHARD
Fuck 'em, shake it off.
Razor Charlie brings the bottle and the glasses. Seth looks
at the guy, still pissed.
SETH
You serve food, Jose?
Razor Charlie knows Seth's taunting him with a racial slur,
but he just smiles and says,
RAZOR CHARLIE
Best in Mexico.
SETH
I kinda doubt that. We're grabbin' a table, send over a waitress to take our order.
Seth walks away, and the group follows him.
We just hang on the evil wheels turning inside of Razor
Charlie's head.
The five of them move across the floor to a table. As they
walk, Kate attracts stares, wolf whistles and rude comments
from some of the patrons. Jacob keeps near his daughter.
The dancers do their sexy routines. A big-chested, wild-
haired blonde catches Scott's eye. She winks at him.
Richard leans over and whispers in Scott's ear.
RICHARD
Anytime you want a lap dance with that broad, say the word. It's on me, kiddo.
He gives the boy's neck a squeeze. Jacob's eyes survey the
surroundings. Big Emilio and Razor Charlie quietly exchange
words about the party in Spanish.
RAZOR CHARLIE
(in Spanish)
They're not the normal road trash we normally feed on. But it'll be okay. No one knows they're here.
The five of them find a table and sit down.
Seth, still in a bad mood, takes the cork out of the whiskey
bottle and tosses it. He pours Richie and himself a glass.
SETH
Who else?
JACOB
Pass.
SETH
(picking a fight)
Why not, against your religion?
JACOB
(won't be baited)
No, I do drink, I'm just not drinking now.
SETH
Suit yourself, more for me.
(to Scott)
Scotty?
Scott shakes his head no.
SETH (CONT’D)
(to Kate)
How 'bout you?
(pointing at Scott and Kate)
are safer in here with us than wandering around a Mexican border town all night long. Just don't do nothin' stupid and we'll all get along fine.
(to Scott)
Scotty, you sure you don't want a drink?
SCOTT
Okay, I'll have one.
JACOB
No you won't.
Seth pours Scott a shot.
SETH
Sorry, Pops, but I'm drinkin' and I don't like drinkin' alone. Bottoms up, boy.
Scott takes the drink and he, too, experiences an on-
drinker's tremor.
Seth turns to Kate.
SETH (CONT’D)
How about you, cutie pie? Ready for round two?
KATE
Okay.
Seth just passes her the bottle. She pours her own shot and
knocks it back.
RICHARD
(to Seth)
Hey, Dr. Frankenstein, I think you just created a monster.
Jacob turns to Seth and asks quietly.
JACOB
Why are you so agitated?
SETH
I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a weed up my ass, too.
JACOB
He backed down.
SETH
He's smilin' at us. But behind his smile, he's sayin', "Fuck you Jack." I hear that loud and clear.
JACOB
What are you going to do?
SETH
(picking up the whiskey bottle)
I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've drunk the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.
JACOB
Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.
SETH
(tossing it off)
I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.
JACOB
Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
Richard, Kate and Scott both turn to Jacob. Nobody can
believe what he just said. Neither can Seth who calmly lays
down his drinking glass.
SETH
What did you call me?
JACOB
Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again? Very well. Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won?
(pause)
The entire state of Texas, along with the FBI, is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. They had every entrance to the border covered. There's no way you could get across. Did you? Yes, you did. You've won, Seth, enjoy it.
Seth looks at Jacob, then picks up the bottle.
SETH
Jacob, I want you to have a drink with me. I insist.
Jacob slides his empty glass over to Seth. Seth pours booze
in Jacob's glass and his own. Both men pick up the glasses.
SETH (CONT’D)
To your family.
JACOB
To yours.
They both knock 'em back and slap the empty glasses down.
JACOB (CONT’D)
Now, is your shit together?
SETH
Forever together.
Seth turns to Scott.
SETH (CONT’D)
In that camper out there I saw a guitar. I take it that's yours.
SCOTT
Yeah, it's mine.
SETH
Go out and bring it in. I feel a song coming on.
CUT TO:
Seth sitting at the table, playing guitar, singing Mexican
songs. Some bikers, truckers, and whores have gathered
around their table. Everyone's groovin'. Seth finishes the
song. Everybody applauds.
Razor Charlie behind the bar grabs the greasy microphone
that he uses to announce dancers.
RAZOR CHARLIE
(announcer voice in Spanish)
And now for your viewing pleasure. The Mistress of the Macabre. The Epitome of Evil. The most sinister woman to dance on the face of the earth. Lowly dogs, get on your knees, bow your heads and worship at the feet of SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM!
The lights go down low. A light hits the stage. The opening
notes of the Coaster's "Down in Mexico" fills the room.
The crowd hushes up.
And on the stage steps SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM.
This Mexican goddess is beautiful, but not the beauty that
Stendhal described in "As the Promise of Happiness," but the
beauty of the siren who lures men to their doom.
She dances to the raunchy music, not like she owned the
stage, but like she owned the world.
And if the patrons of the Titty Twister are her world, the
world is proud to be her possession.
All activity in the bar, save Santanico, stops. Even the
Fuller/Gecko table falls under her spell. Especially
Richard, Scott and Kate. Seth knows this song and
accompanies from the table with the guitar.
When the music builds to its explosive section.
Santanico LEAPS from the stage, LANDING in the middle of the
room.
She does an eyes-closed voodoo dance in perfect step with
the beat. As the music continues to play, a very fucked-up
looking Chet Pussy walks in. He goes over to Razor Charlie
and points at Seth's table, describing what happened.
As the last verse plays, Santanico, like a snake, comes up
from the ground, on top of the Fuller/Gecko table.
Richard, Kate and Scott are enraptured.
Santanico scans the table, zeroing in on our boy Richard.
She STANDS OVER him.
While moving her body to the music, she lifts up the whisky
bottle from the table, and pours the whiskey down her leg.
She lifts up her foot, with the whiskey dripping from her
toes, and sticks it in Richard's face.
SANTANICO
(to Richard in Spanish)
Drink up.
Richie, mesmerized, sucks the whiskey off her toes. The
CROWD GOES WILD. Santanico smiles, master of all she
surveys.
Jacob and Scott are embarrassed.
Kate, oddly enough, is turned on by the controlling power
this woman has over a man she's deathly feared.
Seth laughs out loud a Mexican "yi yi yiii" laugh, keeping
the beat with his guitar.
Across the room, Razor Charlie, Chet by his side, motions
over Big Emilio. He begins explaining with pointing what
Seth and company did to Chet.
Richard continues to suck her toes.
The song ends, Santanico extracts her foot from Richard's
mouth. Steps off the table. Takes a drink of whiskey. Looks
down at the seated Richard.
She GRABS the back of his hair, YANKS his head BACK. His
mouth OPENS because she's hurting him. She LEANS her FACE
OVER his like she's going to kiss him. Then let's the
whiskey from her mouth fall into his. They never touch. The
crowd applauds. She lets go of Richard's hair. Except for
Jacob and Richard, both for their own reasons, the table
applauds, none louder than Seth.
SETH
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Now that's what I call a fuckin' show!
One of Santanico's FLUNKIES brings the naked woman a robe,
which she puts on.
Richard, still in a daze, looks up at his new friend.
SETH (CONT’D)
(snapping his fingers)
Earth to Richie. Don't you wanna ask your new friend to join us?
RICHARD
Yeah.
SETH
Well, then ask her, dumb ass.
RICHARD
(looking up at Santanico)
Por favor, Senorita. Would you care to join us?
SANTANICO
(to Richard)
Muy bien, gracias.
Santanico sits down next to Richie. Seth pours her a drink.
SETH
Richie, you lucky bastard!
(to Santanico)
Now, little lady, you could of just as easily done that to me. Who a Nelly! You got my dick harder 'n Chinese arithmetic.
The table laughs.
SETH (CONT’D)
Which reminds me of a joke. Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest and she comes across Little Bo Peep, and Little Bo Peep says: "Little Red Riding Hood, are you crazy? Don't you know the Big Bad Wolf is walking these woods and if he finds you he's gonna pull down your dress and squeeze your titties?" Then Little Red Riding Hood hitches up her skirt and taps a .357 Magnum she has holstered on her thigh and says: "No he won't."
As Seth tells his joke, Jacob notices Razor Charlie, Big
Emilio and Chet moving rapidly towards their table.
JACOB
(to himself)
Oh, shit.
(to Seth)
Seth --
Seth waves him away.
SETH
Not now. So finally she comes across the Big Bad Wolf and the Big Bad Wolf's laughing and says: "Little Red Riding Hood, you know better than to be walking around these woods alone. You know I'm just gonna have to pull down your dress and squeeze your titties." Then Little Red Riding Hood whips out her .357, cocks it, sticks it in the Big Bad Wolf's face and says: "No you won't. You're gonna eat me, just like the story says."
Seth starts laughing at his own joke uproariously. Richard,
Kate, Scott and Santanico join in too. Before Jacob can say
anything --
The Titty Twister trio stand over the table.
RAZOR CHARLIE
(to Chet in Spanish)
Which one?
CHET
(pointing at Seth)
This piece of shit broke my finger and my nose...
(pointing at Richard)
then this fag kicked me in the ribs while I was down.
That's all Big Emilio has to hear.
BIG EMILIO
(to The Gecko Brothers)
Up!
RICHARD
Fuck off, ape man!
Big Emilio leans in with his beefy hand, GRABS Richard by
the shoulder. Richard lets out a howl as blood pours from
his wounded shoulder.
Santanico steps back from the table.
Seth jumps to his feet and FIRES a round from his .45 into
Big Emilio, sending his bullet-ridden body to the floor.
Razor Charlie whips out a straight version of his name sake
and SLASHES Seth across the face.
Seth SCREAMS at the top of his lungs as his hand goes up to
his laid open cheek.
Richard, who has fallen to the ground holding his wound,
brings up his .45 and starts BLASTING.
Razor Charlie takes a bullet in the head, chest and belly
before he hits the floor.
Jacob and his children have hit the floor as well to stay
out of gunfire.
The bikers, truckers, waitresses and whores all stop what
they were doing.
The music continues to play, though the dancers stop
dancing.
Santanico, who's closest to the two brothers, smells
something.
Her NOSTRILS FLARE.
Richard moves to his brother, who takes out a handkerchief
and puts it to his face.
RICHARD (CONT’D)
How are you?
SETH
Scarred for life, that's how I am!
Seth looks up and sees Chet still standing there.
SETH (CONT’D)
You thought it was pretty funny, didn't you?
Both brothers FIRE on Chet. Chet's blown left... right...
left... right... then drops, pointing their guns towards the
crowd.
SETH (CONT’D)
Everybody be cool, or you'll be just as dead as these fucks!
SLOW MOTION: Blood drips down the side of Seth's face.
SLOW MOTION: It splatters to the floor.
The CAMERA scans the crowd. The patrons are scared, but the
waitresses, whores and dancers lick their lips.
SLOW MOTION: Blood drips from Richard's shoulder. It falls
to the floor, splattering.
WE MOVE INTO SANTANICO'S FACE. A special aroma fills her
nostrils. Her eyes lock on Richard. The look on her face
could easily be read as intense sexual desire.
CLOSE-UP KATE ON FLOOR
Looks up and watches, eyes wide with fear, Santanico's
transformation.
Her NOSE RECEDES INTO her face like a rodent's. The whites
of her eyes turn YELLOW. The FANGS of a beast PROTRUDE from
her mouth. Kate yells from the floor.
KATE
(yelling)
Richie, look out!
Before Richie can turn around.
SANTANICO LEAPS ACROSS THE FLOOR, LANDS on his BACK and
SINKS her FANGS into Richie's wounded SHOULDER.
Richard LETS LOOSE with an agonizing SCREAM.
Seth turns to his brother's cry.
He sees SANTANICO PANDEMONIUM, like a mongoose attached to a
cobra, legs wrapped around Richard's waist, fangs buried
deep in his shoulder, and Richard screaming and slamming
about, trying to knock her off.
Richard screams to Seth:
RICHARD
Shoot her! Shoot her! Get her off!
Seth tries to aim his gun, but there's too much movement. He
can't get a clear shot.
Jacob and his children can't believe what they're seeing.
Richard can't take it anymore, his knees buckle. Santanico
rides him down to the floor.
Seth gets a clear shot, he takes aim and FIRES, hitting the
vamp in the head, blowing her off his brother.
Richard, who's on all fours, tries to stand and gets about
half way before he stops, saying:
RICHARD (CONT’D)
(with his dying breath)
Fucking Bitch!
He tumbles over, a corpse.
SETH
Richie.
Suddenly, the eyes of Big Emilio, Razor Charlie and Chet
Pussy pop open. The "dead" men sit up with evil grins on
their faces.
The patrons scream.
A WHORE locks the front door (which is a complicated lock
with steel rods going into the ground), turns toward the bar
and yells:
WHORE
Dinner is served!
The bikers and truckers who have been transfixed, watching
the impossible, realize that the waitresses, naked dancers
and whores who they were pawing just five minutes ago, have
turned into yellow-eyed, razor-fanged, drool-dripping
VAMPIRES.
The vamps attack.
What follows is a shark feeding frenzy. Whores, who had been
sitting on customer's laps, sink their teeth into unshaven
necks.
Naked strippers and bikers wail the shit out of each other.
Truckers get their heads caved in by women half their size.
The patrons use what ever they can find to fend off the
monsters: chairs, chair legs, broken bottles, switchblades,
anything.
Jacob, Kate and Scott make a dash and dive behind the bar.
They hide and watch.
Seth stands where his was, limp dick of a .45 in his hand,
too freaked, scared and stunned to do anything. He stands
motionless, watching what he can't believe.
Behind him, Santanico, who lies next to the dead Richard,
eyes POP OPEN.
She RISES in her snake/dance way.
Seth feels her and SPINS in her direction, gun raised.
SANTANICO
Let's see if you taste as good as your brother.
She approaches Seth, who FIRES at her. BAM... BAM... BAM...
CLICK... CLICK... CLICK... CLICK. She laughs and gives her
hair a toss back. Seth, moving backwards, is terrified.
Santanico gives Seth a SWINGING ROUND HOUSE PUNCH to the
JAW, that sends him FLYING over a table, SLIDING ACROSS the
FLOOR and INTO the WALL.
A bad-ass biker named FROST, with a hideous burn on the side
of his face, stands on top of a pool table, swinging a pool
cue, left to right, fending off vamps.
Big Emilio picks up a biker who stabbed him with a
switchblade and throws the poor bastard from one end of the
bar to the other.
The biker-winner of the bare knuckle fight, SEX MACHINE,
goes head to head with a stripper.
The vamp might have superhuman strength, but Sex Machine has
close to superhuman strength, and he's matching the vamp
bitch blow for blow.
Then he GRABS her by the waist, LIFTS her up over his head
and BRINGS her DOWN HARD on an upturned table, IMPALING her
on the wooden leg.
FROST is still swinging his POOL CUE, when Razor Charlie
appears, straight razor in hand.
Frost JUMPS off the table to meet the challenge. Razor
Charlie SWINGS at him, Frost LEAPS back, SWINGING his pool
cue at him. They do this dance, till Frost CRACKS Charlie
UPSIDE the HEAD with the pool cue, breaking it in half.
Charlie FEELS the HIT. Frost PLUNGES the splintered end of
the cue in Razor Charlie's heart.
Green blood comes out of his chest, as Charlie screams the
vampire's death scream.
Seth comes to and finds Santanico standing over him. He
tries to rise, but Santanico places her bare foot on his
chest, pinning him down to the floor. He tries to move, but
the pressure of her foot is equivalent to an engine block
placed on his chest.
SANTANICO (CONT’D)
I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me, You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
SLOW MOTION: A WHISKEY BOTTLE FLIES THROUGH the AIR, sailing
end over end.
CLOSE-UP SANTANICO
looking down at Seth, her face contorts to FEED MODE, when
the bottle HITS her SQUARE in the HEAD, SHATTERING.
We see that Jacob behind the bar threw it.
Santanico, bathed in whiskey and broken glass, is
momentarily dazed. She looks down at Seth.
Seth sits up, .45 in hand, and fires.
Santanico is HIT in the CHEST. The bullet from the gun makes
the liquor-soaked robe ignite.
Santanico SCREAMS as she GOES UP IN FLAMES.
Big Emilio sees Santanico's fiery death. He lets out a cry.
BIG EMILIO
Noooooo!
He turns his hateful gaze on the two humans.
Seth and Jacob see Big Emilio zeroing in on them, then they
see him move his big frame in their direction. Seth turns to
Jacob.
SETH
We may be in trouble.
Big Emilio walks steadily through the bar like Godzilla
walks through Tokyo. Tipping over tables, knocking fighting
vamps and humans alike on their asses on his way to stamp
out Seth and Jacob. A TRUCKER JUMPS in his path to attack
him, with a QUICK SWING of his hand the trucker is brushed
aside, receiving a broken neck for the effort.
Big Emilio never breaks his stride or takes his eyes off
Seth and Jacob.
Seth and Jacob both grab pieces of wood, holding it like a
weapon, but the wood looks puny compared to their opponent.
Big Emilio stands in front of them. The two men hold their
wood tight. Fangs grow in Big Emilio's mouth that make him
look like a huge walking shark.
Just when Big Emilio's ready to strike, he hears behind him,
VOICE (O.S.)
Hey, you, monkey man!
Big Emilio turns and sees Sex Machine across the room.
SEX MACHINE
Anything you gotta say to them, say to me first.
Both Seth and Jacob ATTACK Big Emilio from behind. He
effortlessly knocks them away.
They both hit the ground.
Sex Machine gestures with his hand to Big Emilio to "come
ahead."
Big Emilio CHARGES towards Sex Machine, like a runaway
locomotive.
Sex Machine stands his ground waiting for IMPACT. The two
huge men COLLIDE. What follows is literally a war of the
Gargantuans. The two mastiffs POUND each other till one
buckles. Finally, the one who buckles first is Big Emilio,
who HITS the floor.
Once on the floor, Seth and Jacob, stand over the huge vamp,
BEATING him with clubs and pipes, like L.A.'s finest. The
vamp can do nothing except SQUIRM on the floor from the
savage beating.
SEX MACHINE (CONT’D)
That's enough.
Jacob and Seth stop.
Sex Machine holds a pool cue in his hand. He SNAPS off the
end tip, making it jagged, and like a spear, STICKS it into
big vamp's fallen body. Big Emilio, SCREAMS, TWITCHES and
dies. The pool cue sticks out straight up from the dead
vamp.
Chet Pussy spies Ms. Apple Pie Pussy herself, Kate. He
breaks into a lecherous grin and licks the blood from around
his mouth.
Kate and Scott are cowering behind the bar when Chet appears
over the top. They both let out a scream. Scott goes to
protect his sister and receives a punch in the face for his
trouble. Chet dives at Kate.
CHET
You know what everybody says about me? I suck!
Chet goes to bite Kate, grabbing at her t-shirt, and sees
her crucifix. HE recoils backwards. Scott grabs hold of his
head from behind.
Kate jumps up from the floor, rips off her cross and grabs
Chet by his beatnik beard, opening his mouth. She SHOVES the
cross inside. Chet's eyes roll up back into his head. Scott
SLAPS Chet hard on the back.
GULP.
Chet has swallowed the crucifix. A SIZZLING sound is heard
moving down from his throat to his belly. He opens his mouth
and lets out a noise similar to a train whistle. He jumps up
from behind the bar, doing a wild dance from pain. He jumps
from wall to wall and floor to ceiling, screaming all the
while.
Kate and Scott watch him from the bar, mischievous grins on
their faces.
Chet is on his knees, arms stretched out, yelling at the top
of his lungs like a vamp King Lear.
CHET (CONT’D)
I-AM-IN-AGONNNYYYY!
Chet breaks off a chair leg, muttering to himself.
CHET (CONT’D)
Stop the pain, stop the pain, stop the pain, stop the pain, stop the pain...
He plunges the stake into his own heart, but instead of the
vampire's cry that escapes from the others upon being
staked, Chet lets out a sigh of relief.
By this time there are not too many people left. Most of the
vampire have been killed by wooden stakes and most of the
customers have been butchered or drained.
All that's left on the vampire side are two naked dancers
and two whores. On the human side are Seth, Jacob and his
kids, Sex Machine and Frost. Aside from the children, who
are hiding behind the bar, all the humans are holding wooden
stakes.
The four human men group together. The four female vampires
charge, teeth exposed, snarling and dripping with blood.
Seth, Jacob, Sex Machine and Frost raise their weapons and
slam, almost simultaneously, the four vamps. All four staked
bodies hit the floor.
Kate and Scott run from behind the bar to their father's
side.
They all stand looking at the horrible carnage that has
taken place. The floor is littered with dead bodies.
FROST
Ain't they supposed to burn up or something?
At that moment a bright flash ERUPTS, illuminating
everyone's face. The sound of quick burning flames fills the
air. Everybody shields their eyes from the intense light,
which lasts only a split second.
It vanishes, along with the bodies of the vampires. All that
remains is a smoldering mess of goo where the bodies once
lay.
They all stare at the mess for a few seconds and then RUN
for the door. It's locked. They BANG on the door, but it's
useless. It ain't budging, yet they all go on banging.
Except for Seth. He never ran for the door. He walks over to
his dead brother's body and kneels beside it.
He takes his dead hand.
SETH
Richie, I'm sorry I fucked things up. You'd really like it in El Ray. We'd find peace there. I love you little brother, I'll miss ya bad.
Seth goes to kiss his brother's lips when, RICHARD 'S EYES
POP OPEN. They're YELLOW. Seth RAISES his head in surprise.
RICHARD
I'm glad you feel that way, Seth. I love you, too.
Richard GRABS Seth by the front of his shirt and pulls him
down to him. Fangs are now exposed. Seth tries to pull away.
He SCREAMS for the others to help. Richard PULLS Seth down
to striking distance and opens his mouth to take the big
bite, when Sex Machine grabs Seth from behind and YANKS him
from Richard's grasp. Jacob, Frost and the kids have
surrounded Richard and proceed to KICK him and STOMP his
head. Sex Machine picks up a chair and SMASHES it against a
wall. He picks up one of the chair legs and walks over to
where the others are holding Richard down. Richard sees the
wood in the biker's hand. He knows what that means. Seth
whips out his .45 and points it at Sex Machine.
SETH
Touch my brother with that stake, biker, and vampires won't need to suck your blood, they'll be able to lick it up off the floor.
SEX MACHINE
He ain't your brother no more.
SETH
That's a matter of opinion, and I don't give a fuck about your's.
Jacob, Frost and the kids continue to hold Richard down to
the ground.
JACOB
Don't be an idiot, he'll kill us all!
Seth aims his gun at the group.
SETH
Shut up!
Richard's giggling.
RICHARD
Yeah, shut up.
Seth, still holding the outstretched gun, takes the stake
out of Sex Machine's hand. Seth lowers the .45.
SETH
Hold him down.
The smile evaporates from Richard's face.
SETH (CONT’D)
Richie, here's the peace in death I could never give you in life.
Seth puts the stake over Richard's heart. Using the butt of
his .45 like a hammer, he POUNDS the stake into Richard's
heart. Richard screams and dies. They all stand around the
body as it BURSTS INTO FLAMES and disintegrates into goo.
Seth breaks away from the group and walks over to the bar.
He grabs a bottle of whiskey and starts downing it. Kate, of
all people, walks away from the group and joins Seth at the
bar.
KATE
Are you okay?
SETH
Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
KATE
I'm really sorry.
SETH
Bullshit! You hate us. If you had half a chance you'd feed us to them!
JACOB
Then why didn't I?
Jacob walks over to Seth.
JACOB (CONT’D)
I saved your life. I didn't have to, but I did. And I'm sorry you lost your brother. I'm sorry he's dead. I'm sorry everybody's dead. Now, if we're gonna get out of this we need each other. And we need you sober and thinking, not drunk and...
As Jacob has been talking, a sound has started that has
grown LOUDER and LOUDER. Jacob stops in mid-sentence to
identify it.
JACOB (CONT’D)
What the hell is that?
FROST
At first I just thought it was birds.
SEX MACHINE
No, it's more of a gnawing sound. Birds peck, they don't gnaw. Rats gnaw.
Seth puts the bottle in his hand down.
SETH
It's bats.