Albert, Eva, Sarah and Will sit around the living room
drinking wine. They help themselves to a cheese plate, and
chips and guacamole.
WILL
No flowers, no little dots.
SARAH
I once bought sheets that had stars on
them and he -
WILL
(in baby voice)
Little stars and moons and suns -
ALBERT
Oh no.
WILL
Right? Why do women like things that look
like they belong to children?
EVA
I love doll house furniture. I would eat
it if I could.
SARAH
Sometimes I think I’d like to be single
just so I can have girly sheets.
WILL
Youwouldlike that, wouldn’t you?
SARAH
I’m kidding.
WILL
I hope so.
EVA
(pouring herself more wine)
I have flowered sheets and they’re not
all they’re cracked up to be.
ENOUGHSAID 74
ALBERT
I like your flowered sheets. WILL Don’t sell me out, man. ALBERT We’re new. At this point I’d probably like her sheets if they had little Mussolini’s on them. EVA Hey, get some night tables and we’ll talk.
(beat)
He’s got normal sheets but no night tables. ALBERT So, I have no night tables. EVA Well, maybe it’s a metaphor. Or maybe it’s not! Albert flinches a bit - that hurt. He reaches for the guacamole and starts to swirl the onions to the side. Eva watches, wondering if this bothers her or not. WILL You know, I make a million compromises. Not having flowery sheets is not a big deal. SARAH
(taken aback)
I know. I know you make compromises. WILL You do? What do you think they are? SARAH Will, this isn’t the time. WILL Sometimes I wish I was with someone who was more interested in History. SARAH
(beat, confused)
What?
ENOUGHSAID 75
WILL
History. SARAH Okay... WILL I’m just saying. Very uncomfortable. Cathy, the maid, comes into the living room and takes the empty guacamole bowl. CATHY More guacamole? EVA Not for me. SARAH Or me. ALBERT I’d love some, thank you. Cathy goes into the kitchen. EVA You know how many calories are in guacamole? ALBERT Ten? WILL
(mortified)
Leave the guy alone. He likes his guacamole. ALBERT
(to Cathy, in the kitchen)
Never mind the guac! I’ll just stick with the cheese! EVA
(drinking MORE wine)
You know what I’m going to get you for a present? I’m going to get you a calorie book. ALBERT Please don’t.
ENOUGHSAID 76
SARAH
Yeah, a calorie book as a gift isn’t so good. INT. DINING ROOM - LATER Mid dinner, lots of wine. ALBERT Eva tells me you’re a therapist. EVA Tell us about your weirdest patient. SARAH What? You know I can’t. WILL She can’t. EVA She can. You don’t have to name names, mate! SARAH No. EVA
(to Albert)
She’ssouptight about confidentiality. ALBERT Shouldn’t she be? SARAH
(beat)
I have this one patient who picks his nose and eats it. ALBERT In front of you!? EVA Is he a child? WILL Are you making this up? Sarah looks at him like he’s crazy.
ENOUGHSAID 77
SARAH
It’s so gross and distracting. He does it in this way that he thinks I can’t see, but of course I can. Everyone is grossed out. SARAH (CONT’D) And I’m not going to tell you who it is, but he’s famous. They shriek. SARAH (CONT’D) Really famous. EVA Tell us! WILL I bet I know who it is. SARAH You don’t. EVA You have to tell us! WILL I can’t tell you either. EVA Not fair! SARAH
(guilty)
Okay no more. Show’s over. Eva pours more wine for herself. EVA I like being drunk. I think it’s highly overrated.I mean underrated! SARAH You’re shouting. EVA I am? ALBERT You are, a little.
ENOUGHSAID 78
SARAH
I just don’t want you to wake the little people. EVA Oh sorry. Yeah. You want to know something funny? Albert doesn’t know how to whisper. ALBERT What? EVA Go ahead, show them. ALBERT What are you talking about? EVA Please? It’s funny. ALBERT
(trying)
This is whispering. WILL That’s a whisper. EVA No, it wasn’t. SARAH
(whispering)
Can I? EVA Yes. WILL
(whispering)
What about me? EVA Yes. Everyone turns to Albert. It looks like he’s going to have to try to whisper again. ALBERT
(not whispering)
This is whispering. Eva cracks up, thinking this is hilarious.
ENOUGHSAID 79
EVA
Not at all. That is not a whisper! SARAH You’re picking on him. EVA I am not! WILL You are. ALBERT You kind of are. EVA
(beat)
I’m sorry. I just never met anybody who couldn’t whisper.