"DJANGO UNCHAINED" (2012)

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  • INT 28
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  • DAY 24
  • NIGHT 28
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~ EXT - COUNTRYSIDE -BROILING HOT DAY

As the film's OPENINGCREDIT SEQUENCE plays, completewith its own SPAGHETTI WESTERN THEME SONG,we see SEVEN shirtlessand shoeless BLACK MALE SLAVES connectedtogether with LEG IRONS,being run, by TWO WHITE MALE HILLBILLIESon HORSEBACK.

The location is somewherein Texas. The BlackMen (ROY,BIG SID, BENJAMIN, DJANGO,PUDGY RALPH, FRANKLYN, and BLUEBERRY)are slaves just recently purchasedat The Greenville Slave Auctionin Greenville Mississippi. TheWhite Hillbillies are two SlaveTraders called, The SPECK BROTHERS (ACEand DICKY).

One of the sevenslaves is our hero DJANGO....he'sfourth in the leg iron line. We mayor may not notice a tiny small "r"burned into his cheek ("r" forrunaway), but we can't helpbut notice his back which has been SLASHED TO RIBBONSby Bull Whip Beatings.

As the OperaticOpening Theme Song plays,we see a MONTAGE of misery and pain, asDjango and the Other Men arewalked through blistering sun, poundingrain, and moved along by theend of a whip. Bare feet step on hardrock, and slosh through mud puddles.Leg Irons take the skin off ankles.

AS The CREDITSplay, DJANGO has a SPAGHETTIWESTERN FLASHBACK. Now SpaghettiWestern Flashbacks are neverpretty, it's usually the time in thefilm when the lead characterthinks back to the most painfulmemory inflicted on him or his lovedones from evil characters from hispast. In this instance we seeDjango in a SLAVE PEN at the GreenvilleAuction.

DJANGO
amongstmany other should.ersand heads,sees through the bars ofthe cell door,his wife BROOMHILDA being ledto the auction block. He fightshis way to the door, and faroff and obscur_ein the distance, he can seeBroomhilda up on the auctionblock, and in the distancehe hearsthe Auctioneer yell; "Sold."Then she's taken away to whereabouts unknown,never to be seen again.

As thesun continues to beat downon Django's head, he remembers;

DJANGO inthe SLAVE PEN withwhat seems like a one hundredand fifty Slaves in a celldesigned forforty.

WHITE MEN yank him out of thecell, shirtless, shoeless, and leadhim downa hallway, into a giantround pen, an audience viewing area circlesthe round pen flooron three different stories of the structure.

The ground floor is coveredby the BIG MONEY.BUYERS who standin front of the auction block.

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DJANGO
is moved into a line ofSLAVES (The Black Men}, andtheir MASTERS
(theirWhite Owners}, andtheir SELLERS (the WhiteMan actually doing the sales pitch on theauction block}, as theywait for their turn on the block.

A SLAVE (ROBBIE}, stand.onthe auction block inview of the room full of Buyers, The SELLER sells,and the OWNERS standoff to the side.

DJANGO
takes in the environmentaround him. Django hasnever cared for white folks, but these whitefolks are in particularly ugly.

It's DJANGO's turnQN THE AUCTION BLOCK as the THEME SONG wailsits tragic crescendo,Django is brought up on the auction block.He looks down at all theWHITE PEOPLE who want to buy Niggers, who lookup to him.

His heart fills withpoison.

BACK TO DJANGO
walking in Leg Ironswith his six Other Companions,walking across the blistering Texaspanhandle...•remembering...thinking...hating....
THE OPENING CREDITSEQUENCE
end.

/'-'.EXT - WOODS -NIGHT

It's night timeand The Speck Brothers,astride HORSES, keep pushing their black skinnedcargo forward.

It's a verypitch black night, with onlya few stars in the.sky to create a littletop light. It's so dark,the Slave.rsuse the creek.bed to keep fromgetting lost. Both SpeckBrothers carry a lantern upon their horse,as.does Roy, the Slave inlead position on the chaingang.

It's alsoa bitterly cold night,with the breath of the seven slaves, two slavers,and two horses creatingclouds in the air. In fact the seven chainedtogether Slaves,with the lead one holding a lantern,and all of themchugging out smoky breath,and slightly moving in unison, resemblea human locomotive.

The Slavesshiver from the coldon their shirtless backs, bothSpeck Brotherswear rawhide winter coatswith white fur linings, andwhite fur collars.

WHEN...

...A SOUND anda SMALL LIGHT appearsahead of them on the road.This makesthe Slave Traders stop theirhuman live stock, and readytheir riflesfor possible trouble.

A BLACK HORSE
carryinga dressed in grey Rider,CLIP-CLOPS from thebackground to the foreground,illuminated by a glowinglantern that theRider carries.

TheRIDER appearsto be a tenderfoot,due to hi- style of dress.A long grey wintercoat, over a grey threepiece business suit, and agrey bowler haton his head.

DICKY SPECK
Who's that stumblinaround in the dark? State yourbusiness, or prepare toget winged!

TheRIDER Calm yourselvesgentlemen, I meanyou no harm. I'm simplya fellow weary traveler.

TheRider dressed in businessgrey pulls his horseto a stop in front ofthe two Slavers, and theirSlaves, lifting thelantern up to his face.He speaks with a slightGerman accent.

The RIDER (tothe Slavers) Good coldevening gentlemen. (tothe shivering Slaves) Good evening..I'mlooking for apair of slave tradersthat go by t.henameof The SpeckBrothers. Might thatbe you?

ACE SPECK
Who wantsto know?

The RIDER I.do. I'mDr. King Schultz, andthis ismy horse, Fritz.

Fritz, does a littlebow with his head, a neattrick the doctor taught him.

DICKY SPECK
Youa doctor?

Affirmative.

DICKY SPECK
What kinda doctor?

Dentist. Are you The SpeckBrothers, and did you purchase those men at TheGreenville Slave Auction?

ACE SPECK
Sowhat?

So, I wish toparley with you.

ACE SPECK
Speak English!

Oh, I'm sorry.Please forgive me,it is a second language.Amongst your inventory, I've been ledto believe, is a specimen I'm keento acquire. (tothe Slaves) Hello youpoor devils. Is thereone among you, whowas formerly a residentof The CarrucanPlantation?

Since Roy in lead positionis the one holding thelantern, the second half of the slave centipedefalls off into darkness.In the darkness a VOICE rings out;

DJANGO'S VOICE (OS)
I'm fromThe Carrucan Plantation.

Dr.Schultz moves Fritzforward towards the darkness,raises his lantern, illuminatingour hero Django.

Splendid!And what's your nameyoung man?

DJANGO
Django.

Wunderbar!You're exactly theone I'm looking for.So tell me Django - bythe way that's a amazingname - during yourtime at the CarrucanPlantation, did youcome to know threeoverseers by the nameof The Brittle Brothers?

Django nods his head,yes.

Dr.Schultz isdelighted.

Big John, Ellis, and littlebrother Raj?

DJANGO
Dem da Brittle Brothers.

So Django, do you thinkyou could recognize -

,,--..TheSpeckBrothers have been watching thistenderfoot engagetheir Slave in politeconversation...with a touchof disbelief.

ACE SPECK
Hey, stop talkin' tohim like that!

Like what?

ACE SPEC
Like that!

My good man, I'm simplytrying to ascertain-

ACE SPECK
Speak English,goddamit!

Everybody calmdown! I'm simply a customer trying to conducta transaction.

ACE SPECK
I don't care,no sale. Now off witya!

Don't be ridiculous,of course they'refor sale.

Ace raises his rifle towardsthe German.

ACE SPECK
Move it!

Ace cocks back the riflehammer.

My goodman, did you simply getcarried away with yourdramatic gesture, orare you pointingthat weapon at me withlethal intention•.•?

ACE SPECK
Last chance,fancy pants -

- Verywell -

The doctor, throwshis lantern to the ground,enveloping him in darkness.

The next FLASH OFLIGHT we see is the gooddoctors PISTOL out of his holster, and FIRINGpoint blank into Ace Specksface....

...BLOWING thedumber dumb brother off hishorse, dead in the dirt.

~ Before Dickycan maneuver either hisrifle or his horse inthe Germans direction..••.

BAM •••

Dr.SCHULTZSHOOTS his HORSE in thehead .••

...The Steedgoes down taking Dickywith him ..•

Whenthe dead weight horse landson Dicky's slightly twistedleg, we hearTWO DISTINCT CRACKING SOUNDS.,..

Dickylets out a bitch like scream.

TheSlaves watch all this. They'venever seen a whiteman kill another whiteman before.

Dickyis pinned down under hisole paint.

Djangowatches in the dark, theGerman climb down offhis horse, pickup Ace's discarded lantern,and walk over to theremaining Speck.

Sorry aboutputting a bullet in yourbeast. But I didn'twant you to do anythingrash before youhad a moment to come toyour senses.

~ Dr.Schultz LIGHTS the lantern,illuminating himself,as he stands over Dicky's body.

DICKY SPECK
You goddamnson of a bitch, youkilled Ace!

I only shotyour brother, oncehe threatened to shootme. And I do believe Ihave••... (countingout the Slaves) ....one,two, three, four, five,six, sevenwitnesses who can attestto that fact.

DICKY SPECK
My damnlegs busted!

Nodoubt. Now, if you can keepyour caterwaulingdown to a minimum,I'd like tofinish my line of inquirywith young Django. (to Django) As I was saying, if you wereto see the Brittle Brothers again,would you recognize them?

DJANGO
Yes.

Now I'm sureto you, all unshavenwhite men look alike.So Django, in a crowdof unshavenwhite men, can you honestly and positivelypoint out The BrittleBrothers?

DJANGO SPAGHETTI WESTERN FLASHBACK
We're in his little shackat the Carrucan Plantation.It's PISSING RAIN outside. Django is makinglove to his wife Broomhilda,when she stops letting out a shout.The three overseers known asTHE BRITTLE BROTHERS are outside peeking inthrough the window. TheyBURST in through the front door. Soaked tothe bone, they rodeo bulltheir way into the shack, and make the twoslaves continue fuckingfor their amusement.

As Django and Broomhildaare forced to copulate,they run their wet white hands down herchocolate leg...they fondlehis ass...they squeeze her tit...they bringa belt across Django's backsideto make him fuck faster•.•then they yankhim off, as BIG JOHN climbson top of Broomhilda..the otherBrittle brothers whip Djangowith their belts, and make him sit inthe corner, while they finishwith his wife.

BACK TO DJANGO

DJANGO
I canpoint 'em out.

SoldAmerican! So Mr.Speck,how much for Django?

DICKY SPECK
I'm gonna lose this leg!

Yes, unless you find a talentedphysician very quickly, I'm afraidthat will be the end result. But back tobusiness, how much do you want for Django?

DICKY SPECK
You go to hell!

Don't be silly. How muchfor Django?

DICKY SPECK
800 dollars!

Oh.come now, I may nothave the experience in the slave trade thatyou and your family does, but neither was I bornyesterday.

The good doctor removesa pamphlet from his grey suitcoat pocket.

Dr.SCHUL'.I'Z In thismost helpful pamphlet that Ipicked up at TheGreenville Slave Auction, itsays that thegoing rate for African flesh - in particularlya field nigger - issixty toeighty dollars. Now handsome nodoubt as Django is,technically, he is a field.nigger. Whichaccording to this pamphlethere - and whywould they lie - puts his priceat eightydollars. So in light of that,how bouta hundred and twenty five dollarsfor youngDjango here.

Dr.Schultz removeshis long billfold from his pocket,and takes out a one hundred dollarbill, two tens and a fiver.

And since your late brother won'tbe using itanymore, I'd like to purchasehis nag.

He removes a twentydollar·gold piece from hispocket, and tosses it on Dicky's body.He bends down and puts the papermon·ey·inthe saddle ba·gs on Dicky's deadhorse. With.his hands in there,he roots around and finds the keysto the leg irons. He unlocks Django'sleg irons.

~ Django is free.

There you go Django..Give yourankles a good rubbing, then get up on thathorse. Also, if I was you, I'd takethat winter coat the dear departed Speckleft behind.

Django removesthe coat from the dead slaver.Puts on the warm jacket over hisbare back, and climbs up on Ace Speckshorse.

Dr.Schultzturns to Dicky on the ground.

Mr.Speck, I am afraid I willrequire a bill of sale. Do you haveone?

Dicky justcurses him.

He says,removing.a notebook from his pocket;

I thought not. No worries,I come prepared. (as he writes) This will serve nicelyas a bill of sale. (he stops, then says to Django) Django is spelled witha silent "D", is it not?

DJANGO
Huh?

Why not.

He writes it in his book witha silent "D", then stops to admirethe way it looks.

Yes, thatdoes add a little character.

The German dentist lowershimself by the Speck brotherpinned down under his horse, and handshim the notebook and pen.

If you'dbe so kind Speck, as to makeyour mark here.

The Hillbilly spits inthe German gentleman's face.The good doctor wipes his face witha handkerchief. Then takes outa pocket knife. And whispers somethingthat can't be heard in the slaversear. He signs the bill of sale.

Mr.Speck,I would like to say itwas a pleasuredoing business with you,but your customerservice leaves a lot tobe desired.

The good doctor climbsback up on Fritz, and looksto .thesix Slaves in leg irons.

Now as to you poor devils.

He tosses toPudgy Ralph the keys to the shackles.

So as I see it, when it comesto the subject of what to do next, you gentlemenhave two choices. One, once I'm gone,you lift that beast off the remaining Speck,then carry him to the nearest town. Whichwould be at least thirty-seven miles back theway you came. Or ........... ....Two,you unshackle yourselves,take that rifle over there...put abullet in his head, bury the two of them deep,and make your way to a more enlightened areaof the country. The choice is yours.

He's justabout ready to ride off, whenthe good doctor adds;

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Oh, andon the off chance that there's any astronomyaficionados amongstyou, the NorthStar is THAT ONE. Tata.

He looks to Django,who doesn't know how to starthis horse.

Just givehim a little kick.

Django does, and thehorse responds by moving.

See,it's not so difficult.

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EXT - MORNING TEXAS LANDSCAPE- SUNRISE

The DAWNBREAKS on a western landscape. The twomen ride their horses silently, horse hoovesCLIP-CLOPPING among therocks. Django wears Specks winter coat,with one of Dr.Schultz'swhite button down dress shirts underneath it.As they ride through thepicturesque scene••• Dr.Schultz breaksthe silence.

So,Django, what do you intendto name him?

DJANGO
Who?

Your horse?

DJANGO
What horse?

Dr.SCHULTZ' The horse you're riding.

DJANGO
This ain't my horse.

Yes it is.

DJANGO
No it ain't, it's your horse.I'm just riding it.

Well, technically, yes -Wait a minute - technically not. If it'smy horse, I can give it to you, and asof now, I'm doing such. Django, you're now theproud owner of a horse, congratulations.

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DJANGO
I can't feedno horse. I can't putno horse up in nostable.

(frustrated) Don'tworry about all that!

They ride a bit longerin silence•••the good doctorcomposes himself•.• then says with a smile;

So ..••nowthatthat's settled..•.whatdo you intendto name it? Half the funof having a horseis choosing his name. Forinstance my steedis named Fritz. He's stubborn, ornery,and prone to a bad disposition,but I couldn'tdo without him. (hepats Fritz's neck) Anyway, the name of one's steed,isn't somethingone does lightly. Soonce you've thoughtabout it for awhile -

DJANGO
-Tony.

- Tony what?

DJANGO
- I dunno, Tony the horse.

Oh, you mean you want toname your horse Tony?

DJANGO
Yeah. That's what you jus'asked me, right?

When you're right you'reright, indeed I did. Why Tony?

DJANGO
I gotta tell ya? Youdidn't tell me I gotta tell ya.

As theycontinue to converse, they startheading downhill towarda westerntown. They pass by a signthat says; "WELCOMETO DAUGHTREY, TEXAS"

Iz,

Well I'mnaturally curious, of course,but there'sno reason you MUST tellme. In fact an airof mystery adds a dash of panacheto any steed.And I do believe Tonywears it well.Good job Django, well done.

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EXT - THE WESTERN TOWN OFDAUGHTREY - MORNING

As the citizens ofDaughtrey wake up, Django andDr.Schultz ride Fritz and Tony through themain street of town. Daughtreylooks like a million western townswe've seen before in movies.But to the TOWNSPEOPLE of Daughtrey,Django and the Germandon't look like a million other visitors.

What's everybody staring at?

DJANGO
Theynever seen a nigger on ahorse before.

What's this bizarre obsessionthey have with you not riding horses?

DJANGO

r' You askin' me?

Dr.Schultz stopsFritz in front of a saloon,and dismounts. Djangohas a little troubleboth stopping Tony and gettingoff him, but it gets done. Dr.Schultzkeeps bombarding The Slavewith questions.

So what other archaic ritualsare you people verboten to take part in?

As per usualwith this White Man, Djangothinks; "What"?

I'm just trying to get aclear idea on what you can do, and what youcan't do, and if you can't do it, why can'tyou do it? Like for instance,what if we ·wereto walk in this saloon here, sitdown at a table, order a drink, and drinkit? Would the authoritiesfrown on that?

DJANGO
Hell yeah, they gonnafrown.

What part wouldthey find the most offensive?

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DJANGO
Allof it. I can't be walkin' inno saloon. I can'tbe sittin' my ass on no chair, atno table. I can't be drinkin'no drink. And Idefinitely can't be sharin'no drink, withno white man, in public. ·

Soif you and I did those things,that would beconsidered enough of a infractionto make thesaloon keeper go get the sheriff?

DJANGO
Youbet your sweet ass they getthe sheriff.

The good doctor extendshis hand towards the saloonentrance.

Well in that case Django, afteryou.

DJANGO
Whoa - I ain't funnin, I can'tgo in there.

Django you're going to haveto learn to trust me, and as the man said; 11There1 snotime like the.present."

He takes Djangoby the arm and leads him intothe entryway of the establishm.ent.

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INT - SALOON -MORNING

The nervousblack slave and the confidentGerman·dentist walk intothe saloon.

The SALOON KEEPER{PETE) is high upon a chair placed high up ona table,to change a candle in the saloonschandelier. His back isturned away fromthe two patrons.

Good morning innkeeper, two beers for two weary travelers.

SALOON KEEPER
It'.sstill prettyearly, we won't be open for about a hour.But by then we'll be servin' breakfast-

He turnsaround and sees them.

SALOON KEEPER
Whoa! Whatthe hell you think you doin' boy, get that niggeroutta here.

1 ,, TIMECUT

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EXT -SALOON - MORNING

It'sabout five minutes later,and the Saloon Keeper comesrunning out of the bar to get the Sheriff.

When Dr.Schultz, sitting ata table with the youngDjango, calls;

Inn keeper!Remember, get the sheriff,not the marshall.This wouldn't be themarshalls jurisdiction.This is just a infraction, on what Iassume is a simple countyordinance, and thatwould fall under the domainof the Sheriff.

The Saloon Keeper runsaway.

The two men sit by themselvesin the empty saloon.

It lookslike we must act as ourown bartender.

The German stands up,and walks behind the bar,and pours two beer's from the tap intomugs. Django remains seated,and after a beat, asks;

DJANGO
Whatkinda dentist are you?

This makes the doctorlaugh, as he pours thebeer's.

Ihaven't practiced dentistryin five years - Not to say once I know youbetter, I wouldn't liketo get a look at thatmouth - I'm sure it'sa disaster - But thesedays I practice a new profession....•BountyHunter.

This gets noreaction from Django.

Do you know what a BountyHunter is?

The BlackMan shakes his head, no.

As the gooddoctor, walks back to thetable carrying the mugs ofbeer, he explains;

Well the way the slavetrade deals in human lives for cash,a bounty hunter, deals in corpses.

IS

Dr.SCHULTZ (CONT'D) The state places a bountyon a man's head. I track that man, I findthat man, I kill that man. After I'vekilled him, I transport that man's corpseback to the authorities - and sometimes that'seasier said then done. I show that corpseto the authorities - proving, yes indeed, Ihave truly killed him - At which point,the authorities pay me the bounty. (liftinghis beer) Cheers.

The twomen touch glasses, and takea drink.

DJANGO
What's a bounty?

It's like a reward.

DJANGO
You kill peopleand they give you a reward?

Certain people,yes.

DJANGO
White people?

Mostly. A fewMexicans. Couple Chinamen.

DJANGO
Bad people?

Badder theyare, bigger the reward. Which bringsme to you, and I must admit I'm at abit of a quandary when it comes to you.On one hand, I despise slavery. On the otherhand, I need your help, and if you'renot in a position torefuse, all thebetter. So for the time being, I'm goingto make this slave malarkey work tomy benefit. (beat) Still•...havingsaid that, ....I feelguilty. So •.•I'dlikethe two of us to enterinto an agreement.I'm looking for TheBrittle Brothers, howeverin this endeavor I'm at aslight disadvantage,in so far as, I don'tknow whatthey look like. But you do ..•••dont'cha?

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/' DJANGO SPAGHETTI WESTERN FLASHBACK

Django, back at TheCarrucan Plantation, held downby Roger and Ellis Brittle, as Big JohnBURNS the "r" into his cheek witha BRANDING IRON.

BACK TO DJANGO

DJANGO
I knowwhat they look like, all right.

Good. So, here's my agr·eement.Youtravel with me till we find them -

DJANGO
-Where we goin'?

Ihear at least two of them areoverseeing up in Gatlinburg, but I don'tknow where. That means we visit every plantationin Gatlinburg till we find them.And when we find them, you point them out,and I kill them. You do that, I agree togive you your freedom•••.twenty-five dollarsper Brittle brother - that's seventy-five dollars•...your horse, Tony -even though I've already gave him to you- but once the final Brittle brother liesdead in the dust, I'll buy you a new saddle,and a new suit of clothes, handsomecowboy hat included.

Dr.Schultz'seyes go to the saloon window.

And as if on cue••..herecomes the sheriff.

EXT- SALOON - MORNING

We see the sheriff, BILL SHARP, walktowards the saloon cradlinga w.inchester.Some TOWNSPEOPLE ( liketheSaloon Keeper) stand aroundto watch. A YOUNG BOY leads a herd ofBABY GOATS through town.

Sheriff Sharp stands in the middle ofthe street.

SHERIFFSHARP
Okay boys, fun'sover, come on out.

Both the doctor and Django standup and walk to the front porch.

As they do, The Sheriff says;

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SHERIFF SHARP
Now why y'all wanna come intomy town, start trouble, and scare all thesenice people? You ain't got nothin'better to do, then to come into Bill Sharpstown and show your ass -

From his topstep on the porch, Dr. King Schultzextends his hand toward thesheriff, as if to shake it...•.; .

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. •_..THEN•...

A SMALL DERRINGER- POPS into Schultz's handfrom a metal sliding apparatusconcealed under his jacket sleeve.Once in hand, the dentist FIRESone tiny bullet into the belly ofBill Sharp.

The tinygun makes a tiny POP sound.

The shockedBill Sharp lets out a ugly groan,and doubles over in the dirt.

TheTOWNSPEOPLE are startled.

As isDjango.

As Schultzwalks down the porch steps,to the fallen sheriff, reloading histiny pop shooter, a PEDESTRIAN yellsout;

PEDESTRIAN
What did you jus'do to our sheriff?

Dr.Schultz answers him by puttinganother tiny bullet in the lawman's skull, killing him dead.

In the background, ONE WOMANfaints. The Boy and his Goats scatter.

Dr.Schultz looks over at theSaloon Keeper, across the street.

Now you cango get the marshall.

TIME CUT

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EXT - DAUGHTREYMAIN STREET - DAY

U.S.MARSHALL GILL TATUM snapsthe MENFOLK OF Daughtrey toattention.

MARSHALL TATUM
Movethat buckboard over there long ways acrossthe street from the saloon. And I want sixmen and six Winchesters behind it. AndI want two men with two rifles on this roof,and two men with two rifles on that roof,with all barrels pointed at that frontdoor. And somebody git poorBill outtathe goddamn street.

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Cowboyswith rifles climb up stairs totake position on the roof ofthe buildingacross the street from the saloon.

The Marshalldirects the buckboardbeing moved into place.

The lastSNIPER on the rooftop takeshis position.

WHEN•...

COMING FROM THESALOON•...PIANOMUSIC •.•••

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INT -SALOON - DAY

Dr.Schultzsits behind the pianoplaying a catchy little saloonnumber. He seemsskilled enough to be aprofessional western saloon piano player.A terrified Django,who's sure his new master is a lunatic who'sgoing to get them both killed,peeks out the closed curtains onthe window.

Dr.Schultz'ssuit coat sits drapedover a chair. All of hisweapons, includinghis metal sliding railDerringer contraption, lie ona table. Heplays piano in his buttondown dress shirt and gray suitvest.

What are theydoing?

DJANGO
I think theywonderin' why you playin' the piana'.

Good. (pause) But what arethey doing?

DJANGO
A bunchawhite folks brought a buckboard around outfront, now they hidin' behind it with guns.And a buncha other white folks are up onthe roof, with rifles pointed down here.

Damn, theygot that organized fast. Isthe marshallout there?

DJANGO
If theone I think is the.marshall isthe marshall,he's out there.

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What makesyou think he's the marshall?

DJANGO
Cause he'sthe one ready to say somethin'.
MARSHALL'S VOICE
You inthe saloon!

Dr.Schultz stops playingthe piano.

MARSHALL'S VOICE
Wegot eleven Winchesters onevery way outtathat buildin'! You gotonce chance gitoutta this alive! You andyour nigger comeout right now with yourhands over yourhead, and I mean, rightnow!

Firstthings first! Is thisthe marshall Ihave the pleasure of addressing?

MARSHALL TATUM
Yesit is, this is U.S. MarshallGill Tatum.

Wunderbar! So marshall, Ihave relieved myself of all weapons, andjust as you have instructed, I'm readyto step outside with my hands raised abovemy head. I trust as a representativeof the criminal justice systemof The United States of America, I shantbe shot down in the street, by eitheryou or your deputies, before I've had my day incourt.

MARSHALL TATUM
You mean like you didour sheriff? Shot 'emdown like a dog inthe street!

Yes, that's exactlywhat I mean! Do I have your word asa lawman not to shoot me down like a dogin the street?

MARSHALL TATUM
Well, as much aswe'd all enjoy seein' somethin' like that,ain't nobody gonna cheat the hangmanin my town!

Fair enough marshall,here we .come.!

(to Django) They're a littletense out there. So don't make any quickmovements, and let me do the talking.

Django looks at him like, "asif ..."

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EXT - SALOON/MAIN STREET -DAY

A lot of guns are trained onthe front door of the saloon.

Outside of range, the WHOLE TOWN watchesthe stand off.

The saloon doors open, andDr.Schultz and Django, handsraised, step outside.

MARSHALL TATUM
You unarmed?

Yes indeedwe are. Marshall Tatum,may I addressyou, your deputies, and apparently the entiretown of Daughtrey, asto the incidentthat just occurred?

MARSHALL TATUM
Go on!

My nameis Dr.King Schultz. Andlike yourself,marshall, I am a servantof the court.The man lying dead inthe dirt, whothe good people of Daughtreysaw fit to electas their sheriff, whowent by thename of Bill Sharp, is actuallya wantedoutlaw by the name ofWillard Peck, witha price on his head oftwo hundred dollars.That's two hundreddollars, dead oralive.

MARSHALL TATUM
Thehell you say!

I'.mawarethis is probablydisconcerting news. But I'm willing towager this man was elected sheriff sometimein the last two years. I know thisbecause three years ago he was rustling cattlefrom, The B.C. Corrigan CattleCompany of Lubbock Texas.

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Dr.SCHULTZ (CONT'D) In my possessionis a warrant madeout by circuitcourt Judge Henry AllenLaudermilk of AustinTexas. You are encouragedto wire him. Hewill back up who I am, andwho your deardeparted sheriff~-

The Menfolk of thetown with rifles, begin tradinglooks. Then Dr.Schultz deliversthe coup de grace.

Inother words marshall, youowe me twohundred dollars.

CUT TO

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EXT - TENNESSEECOUNTRY ROAD - DAY

Django andDr.Schultz, who by now haveridden quite a few miles together, ridetheir horses in the Tennesseecountryside, on theway to Gatlinburg.Dr.Schultz is dressed in oneof his nearly identical grey business suits,and Djarigois still dressedin his slave pants, Schultz'sbutton down dress shirt, andAce Speck's winter coat. Somewhere alongthe way a pair of shoeshave appeared on his feet.

One needs a plan, son.These are brutal times. A man who survives,is a man with a plan. A man who thrives,is a man with a good plan. So, havingsaid that, what's your plan, young Django?

DJANGO
What'cha mean?

Well, after thisBrittle business is behind us, you'll be afree man, with a horse, and seventy five dollarsin your back pocket. •What's your planafter fhat?

DJANGO
Find my wife,and buy her freedom,

Django, I hadno idea you were a marriedman. Do most slavestake the institution of matrimony seriously?

DJANGO
Huh?

Z2..

Do slaves believein marriage?

DJANGO
Me and my wife do.

Where is she now?

DJANGO
I dunno. Theyput us in different boxcars, and sent us toThe Greenville SlaveAuction. She got sold tv.odays'fore me. But I don't knowwho to.

Dr.Schultztakes out a long stickof beef jerky.

Care for some jerky?

DJANGO
Sure.

Dr.Schultzrips him off a piece.Django chews cinit.As he chews, Schultzsays;

So your planis to trackdowriyourwife, and purchase herfreedom? Only you don'tknow where she is?

A chewing Django nods hishead, yes.

Dr.Schultz, takes a big biteof jerky, chews fora moment contemplating the dilemma, then pronounces;

Well thatshouldn't be all thatdifficult; So how longago did all this happen?

DJANGO
A few monthsago.

Three orfour?

DJANGO
Three.

So shecame from the CarrucanPlantation, and shewas sold at The GreenvilleSlave Auctionto some ·unknowcycustomerthree monthsago?

Django nods hishead, yes.

The bad part aboutslavery being a business, is it's immoral.The good part aboutit being a business is,they keep records. Somewhere in Greenvillethere's a book with yourwife's name in it, andthe name of the customerwho· bought her, andmore then likely theiraddress.

Butthen Schultz seems to getsecond thoughts.

Still, seventy-fivedollars in yourback pocket is apretty nice grub steak,but it's not going toget you very far in Greenville. Not to mentiona slave auction townin Mississippi isn'tthe safest placeyou could visit. Freeor not.

DJANGO
I'll havemy freedom papers.

Yes you will.But say you show themto some rascals, andthey take them fromyou and tear themup?

DJANGO
They coulddo that?

I'm not sayingthey would, butthey could.

DJANGO
They dothat I'll kill 'em.

Great!Now you get hung for killin'a white man.The point being is theplace is just too dangerousfor you.

DJANGO
Well Igotta go, when do I go?

Whenyou get more dangerous.

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EXT - CHATTANOOGA- DAY

Muddy and wet big cityChattanooga. We're inthe back of a STORE that

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SELLSSERVANT/HOUSE NIGGERUNIFORMS. DJANGOCOMES BURSTING OUT OF THE

stores back door.He's very distressed. Oneglance at the outfit he's wearing explains thedistress.

I'· DJANGO is dressed in a powderblue satin Little LordFauntleroy outfit, that wouldn't be out ofplace in the court of MarieAntoinette at Versailles.

Dr.Schultz comestrailing after him.

Django, you have to, it'spart of "The Act". You're playing a character.Your character is The Valet. This iswhat The Valet wears. Remember what I toid you.During the act, you can never break character.

CUT TO

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EXT - BENNETT MANOR -DAY

We see Dr.Schultz, riding slightly infront of Django, dressedin his blue satinLittle Lord Fauntleroy outfit,as they enter the propertyof BENNETT MANOR, aplantation in Gatlinburg,Tennessee. Django leadsa riderlesshorse, behind him and Tony.

As thetwo men ride their horses upthe road that leads to thefront steps ofBennett Manor, alongside thecotton fields, all the SLAVES /' stoppicking cotton, and straightentheir bent backs up to starein wonder atthis sight.

The patriarchof Bennett Manor, SPENCER"BIG DADDY" BENNETT,dressed in a fancyleisure suit of the day, emergesfrom the double doorsof the mansion,and stands on the top steps,hands on hips, watchingthe white man andblack man move from the backgroundto the foreground.

Whilethere are plenty BLACK MALES outin the cotton fields,the majorityof the slave population ofBennett Manor is prettyBLACK FEMALES,fourteen to twenty-four,referred to as, "PONY'S". Thebiggest money making crop of thisfarm, after cotton.

AsDr.Schultz and fancy pants Django,bring Fritz and Tonyto a stop in frontof Bennett Manor, they'vedrawn quite a crowd ofSLAVES, BENNETT FAMILY MEMBERS,and WHITE WORKERS (OVERSEER'S).

SpencerBennett keeps on the top stepso he won't be forcedto look up atthe darkee on the horse.

SPENCER BENNETT
It's againstthe law for niggers to ride horses in thisterritory.

This is my valet,and my valet doesn'twalk.

SPENCER BENNETT
I said niggers-

Hisname is Django, he's a freeman, and hecan ride what he pleases.

SPENCER BENNETT
Not on my property, around my niggers hecan't.

My good sir, perhaps we got offon the wrong boot. Allow me to unringthis bell. My name is Dr.King Schultz, thisis my valet, Django, and these are ourhorses, Fritz, and Tony.

Fritz, doeshis head bow.

This makesthe pretty PONY'S surrounding Bennett,giggle.

Mr. Bennett, I've been lead tobelieve you are a gentleman, and a businessman. And it is in these capacitiesthat we've ridden from Texas to Tennesseeto talk with you now.

SPENCER BENNETT
State your business.

I wish to purchase one of your nigger gals.

SPENCER BENNETT
You and your Jimmie rode fromTexas to Tennessee, to buy one ofmy nigger gals, no appointment, no nuttin'?

I'm afraid so.

SPENCER BENNETT
Well what if I say, I don'tlike you, or your fancy pants nigger,and I wouldn't sell you a tinkers damn -what'cha gotta say about that?

Mr. Bennett, if you arethe business man, I've been led to believeyou to be, I have five thousandthings I might say, that could change yourmind.

r----.Thisgetseverybody's attention, not leastof all Spencer Bennett. Spencerlaughs.

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SPENCER BENNETT
C'mon inside, get yourselfsomething' cool to drink.

The incognitobounty hunter, dismountshis steed, as does Django. Then thegood doctor walks up the stepsto Bennett Manor.

Maybe while we discussbusiness, you could provide oneof your loveliest black creatures to escortDjango here around your magnificent grounds.

SPENCER
Absolutely. Betina!

A pretty,fleshy, sweet jelled,twenty-two year old slave galnamed BETINA,snaps to attention.

BETINA
Yes sir, Big·oaddy?
SPENCER
(to Schultz)
What's yourJimmies name again?

Django.

~•.

SPENCER
Betina sugar,take Django around the grounds. Show 'emall the pretty.stuff.
BETINA
As youplease, Big Daddy.

Dr.Schultz lowers his voice,and says to the plantationowner;

Mr.Bennett, I must remind you, Djangois a freeman. He cannot be treated likea slave. Withinthe bounds of good taste, hemust be treatedas an extension of myself.

SPENCER
Understood,Schultz. Betina?
BETINA
Yes,sir?
SPENCER
Djangoisn't a slave. Django is afree man. Do you understand? You're notto treat himlike any of these other niggersaround here,cause he ain't like anyof these otherniggers around here. Ya gotit?
BETINA
Yawant I should treat 'em likewhite folks?
SPENCER
No that'snot what I said.
BETINA
ThenI don't know what'cha wantBig Daddy.
SPENCER
Yes,I can see that.
(he thinks)
What's the name of that peckawoodboy from townworks with the glass?His mama works at the lumber yard? He comesby and fixes the winda's when we have aproblem?

The MAMMY OF BENNETT MANORchimes in;

·MAMMY OF BENNETT MANOR Oh, you mean Jerry.

SPENCER
Yeah, that's the boy's name,Jerry.
(to Betina)
You know Jerry, dont'cha sugar?
BETINA
Yes 'em, Big Daddy.
SPENCER
Well that's it then.•.justtreat 'em like you would Jerry.
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EXT - ANOTHER PART OF BENNETT MANOR -DAY

Away fromthe big house, Betina givesDjango a tour of the grounds. Her in herslave get up, complete withhandkerchief on her head,and him inhis satin baby blue Little LordFauntleroy outfit, are quite the pair.She eyeballs him disapprovinglyup and down.

BETINA
What'cha do for yourmassa'?
DJANGO
Didn't you hear himtell ya, I ain't no slave.
BETINA
So you really free?
DJANGO
Yes.
BETINA
You mean youwanna dress like that?

Djangofumes.

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EXT -BENNETT MANOR (BACK PORCH)- DAY

BothSpencer Bennett and Dr.Schultzsit on the back porchdrinking lemonade;

I've been toldby those who should know, the most exquisiteAfrican flesh in the state of Tennesseeis bred right here on your land. Andfrom the look of these black angels,my sources weren't wrong.

SPENCER
Oh I got my shareof, coal blacks, horse faces, and gummymouth bitches out in the field. Butthe lion share of my lady niggers arereal show pony's.

Well that'swhat I'm looking for, a show pony for youngDjango. So the only questionthat remains is, do you havea nigger hereworth five thousand dollars?

SPENCER
Dr.Schultz,five thousand dollar nigger, is practicallymy middle name.

BACK TO DJANGO AND BETINA Betina and Django walkby a big tree on the plantationgrounds. The cotton fields and theSLAVES picking it, in thebackground.

DJANGO
Betina,come over here, I need toask you something.

He moves her by the treefor more privacy. Betinathinks this fancy pants wants to get alllovey-dovey, and she couldn'tbe less interested.

BETINA
What'chowant?
DJANGO
I'm lookin'for three white men.Three brothers.Overseers. Their nameis Brittle.Do you know 'em?
BETINA
Brittle?
DJANGO
Yes,Brittle. John Brittle. EllisBrittle. AndRoger Brittle, sometimes called,Little Raj.
BETINA
I don'tknow dem.
DJANGO
Theycould be usin' a differentname. Theywoulda' come to the plantationin thelast year.
BETINA
Youmean The Shaffer's?
DJANGO
Maybe?Three brother?
BETINA
Ah-huh.
DJANGO
Are they here?
BETINA
Ah-huh.
DJANGO
Canyou point one of 'em outto me?
BETINA
Well ones over in that field.

She points to thecotton field, at a OVERSEER ontop of a horse, whip in hand, eyeingthe blacks at his mercy.

Django takeshold of a little bag slung overhis shoulder opens it,and takes out a shinybrass SPYGLASS, the type asea captain might use. Obviously aprop from Dr.Schultz. He slidesit open, places it against his eye, andpoints it in the direction of afigure out in the cotton field landscape.

SPYGLASS POV: Astride hisnag, ~he filthy hillbilly, whocalls himself SHAFFER,but who Djangoknows to be ELLIS BRITTLE, lookson, oblivious to Django's observation.

DJANGO SPAGHETTIWESTERN FLASHBACK
He remembersEllis Brittle BURNING a "r" intoBroomhilda's cheekwith a BRANDING IRON.

BACK TO DJANGO AND THE SPYGLASS he lowersthe glass.

r--··. BETINA

(innocently) Is thatwho you lookin' for?

DJANGO
Yep.

He folds the spyglassback up, and puts it back inhis purse.

DJANGO
Where'sthe other two?
BETINA
Theyby the stable, punishin' LittleJody forbreakin' eggs.
DJANGO
Theywhippin' Little Jody?

She nods her head,yes.

DJANGO
Pointme in that direction.

She points to a shed,and keeps pointing right.

BETINA
Yougo to that shed, and keep goin'that way.

Which means; "Goto the shed and turn right."

DJANGO
Go git that white man, I camehere with.

He slaps herass, to hurry her up.

Then looks tothe shed, and begins crossingthe distance between him and The BrittleBrothers.

FLASH ON
A memory fromThe Carrucan Plantation; TheBrittle Brothers givinghis wife Broomhilda,a peelin'.

PEELIN' :A punishment by bullwhip, acrossthe back.

LITTLE RAJmakes a line in the .dirtwiththe heel of his boot. Making Djangostand behind it, as he watcheshis wife being whipped.

BIG JOHN BRITTLESLASHES the beauty of Broomhilda'sback with his BULLWHIP.

DJANGO, keepingbehind the line, begs BigJohn for mercy.

3/

DJANGO
PleaseBig John, she won't doit no more! She'sreal sorry!

The WHIP RIPS herback.

DJANGO
(screaming)
Goddamit,Big John!
LITTLE RAJ
Whoa nigger, calm down, keepit funny.

Django gets onhis knees, and on behalf ofBroomhilda, begs Big John Brittle with everythinghe has.

BACK TO DJANGO
crossing the lawntowards The Brittle Brothers,like an express train.
FLASH ON
Big John Brittlestanding over him, bullwhipin hand, saying to the kneeling Django;
BIG JOHN BRITTLE
Ilike the way you beg,boy.
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EXT - STABLE -DAY

Little Raj Brittle,ties LITTLE JODY, apetite slave girl (eighteen) to a dead treestump.

BIG JOHN BRITTLEpaces, taking a fewpractice CRACKS with his WHIP.

LITTLE JODY begsThe Shaffer Brothers/TheBrittle Brothers formercy.

ROGER goesand sits on a old wagonwheel to watch the whippin'.

BIG JOHN BRITTLE
Now Jody quit yourcaterwaulin'. You know yourself it's for yourown good. Niggers are clumsy. You'dbreak everything in goddamn sight, youweren't cured. And the only known cure fornigger clumsiness is a peelin'.

Little Jodybegs to differ.

BACK TO DJANGO
As Django inhis powder blue satinsuit hurries across the grassto Little Jodyand The Brittle Brothers,he collects eight littlefriends who happilyrun along with the fastwalking man. EIGHT LITTLEFRENCH BULLDOGS whobark, yelp, snort andbreath at his heels•.Djangopays the little dogsno nevermind.
BACK TO BIGJOHN BRITTLE
In positionto take the skinoff of Little Jody's back.
BIGJOHN
After this we'llsee if you break eggs again.
DJANGO
turns thecorner to the stable,and stands behind them. Theydon't see him. BigJohn rears back to makethe first WHIP LASH.•.•..

WHEN.•.....

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••..DJANGO'SVOICE, STOPS HIM;

DJANGO
John Brittle!

BigJohn breaks his whip stride,looks up, and in a discardedfull length·brokenmirror from thebig house, laying abandonedagainst the stablewall, he seeis DJANGO,dressed in his powder bluesatin Little Lord.Flauntleroyoutfit, surroundedby his pack of littleFrench Bulldogs.

LITTLEJODY on her knees, tiedto the dead tree stump,looks up see's thesame thing in the mirror.

LITTLERAJ looks to his leftat the sounds of the voice.

BIGJOHN turns toward Django,who he still doesn't recognize.

DJANGO juststares back.

BIGJOHN smile disappears.He recognizes Django.

Sodoes Roger.

LITTLE RAJ
Django?

Django crosses toward BigJohn, raising up his armlike he's going to shake his hand••.•...

DJANGO
Rememberme?

.....Djangoextends hisarm, and Dr.Schultz's Derringerarm contraption, POPS theTINY GUN into his hand, andhe FIRES a tiny bullet smack dab intoBIG JOHN'S MERCILESS HEART.

BIG JOHN FACE
goes into shock.•...hefalls to his knees.•.he looksup, clutching his heart, at Django.
DJANGO
I likethe way you die, boy.

~-- Big John hears it•••thentips over dead.

LITTLE JODY can't believewhat she's just seen.

FOUR OTHER SLAVES who justhappen to be walking in thebackground, see it.

LITTLE RAJ is stunned.••.•thencomes to his senses,fumbling for the gun he wears on his hip,but since he's no gunman, inhis haste, he gets it out of his holster,but drops it on the ground.

It goes off.... BANG.

SHOOTING himself inthe foot, he HOPS UP AND DOWNin pain.

The Bulldogs scatter atthe sound of the BANG.

DJANGO picks Big John'sWHIP off the ground, andbegins WHIPPING LITTLE RAJ across theface and chest.

MORE SLAVES gather.

DJANGO WHIPS HIM TO THE GROUND whips him on the ground,then throws the whip tothe ground, picks Roger's pistol off theground, and empties it (FIVESHOTS) into Roger.

~- To say the slavesare flabbergasted, is a understatement.

Dr.Schultz rideshis horse up quickly, rifle inhis·hand. He sees Django, and thetwo dead bodies.

Who are they?

DJANGO
That's John Brittle, and that'shis little brother Raj.

Where's Ellis?

DJANGO
He's the one hightail.in'itacross that field right now.

Ellis Brittleriding his horse full out throughthe cotton field trying to make anescape.

SCHULTZ'SWINCHESTER
goes tohis eye, he follows the rider withhis rifle barrel.

Are you sure that's him?

Ellis getsfurther away ••••

DJANGO
Yes!

Are you positive?

Ellis gets furtheraway •...

DJANGO
Idunno.

You don't know if you're positive?

Ellis gets furtheraway ....

DJANGO
I don't know what, positive,means.

It means you're sure.

DJANGO
Yes.

Yes, what?

DJANGO
Yes I'm sure that's Ellis Brittle.

BAM!

The Germanpicks the middle Brittle brotheroff his horse.

The deadman WIPES OUT horribly in the thickcotton brush.

RED BLOOD splasheson WHITE COTTON.

The Germanand Django have the entire plantation'sattention.

SpencerBennett (with his Winchester), hisSONS and his OVERSEERS, and someHOUSE NIGGERS come around likea angrymob.

The Germantosses his rifle in the dirt,and raises his hands.

Djangodoes the same with his pistol.

Dr.Schultzaddresses the ANGRY MOB.

Everybody calm down,we mean no one else any harm!

SPENCER
Just who the hell areyou two jokers?

Dr·.SCHULTZ I amDr.King Schultz, a legal representative of thecriminal justice system of the UnitedStates of America. The man tomy leftis Django Freeman, he's my deputy. Inmy pocket is a warrant signed bycircuit court judgeHenry Allen Laudermilkof Austin Texas,for the arrest and capture,dead or alive,of John Brittle, Ellis Brittle,and RogerBrittle -

DJANGO
-They were goin by the name, Shaffer.

Youknow them by the name, Shaffer. Butthe butchers real names·wereBrittle. Theseare wanted men. The law wantsthem formurder. I reiterate, this warrant statesdead or alive. When Djangoand myself executedthese men on sight,we were operating within our legal.boundaries.Now I realize passionsare high. But I mustwarn you, thepenalty for taking deadly force againsta officer of the court inthe performance of his duty is, youwill be hungby the neck until you aredead.

This does puta momentary pause in the lynchmob's blood lust.

After his dramaticpause for effect•••.

•...Dr.Schultzsays;

May I please remove the warrantfrom my pocket so you may examine it?

Resting hisWinchester over his shoulder,Bennett reaches for the paper.

SPENCER
Girnrnie.

Dr.Schultzremoves the warrant from his jacketpocket, and hands itto the plantationowner. Bennett reads it silentlyto himself, resign~dto what it says.

Satisfied.

Bennetteyes go from the warrant tothe German.

May I have that back?

~, Bennetthands Schultz back thepiece of paper.

We good?

BENNETT
Get off my land.

Post haste. (toDjango) Load up thebodies as quickly as you can, andlet's get out of here.

TIME CUT

All three dead Brittle Brotherslie over the back of theextra horse the bounty hunters broughtwith them.

Both Bounty Hunters are backin their saddles ready toleave.·

With all the eyes of theplantation on them, the whiteand black man start to ride out, when Spencer"Big Daddy" Bennett, stepsin their way for one final threat.

BENNETT
Ain't nobodygonna touch you and yourJimmie while youon my property. But for lettin'a nigger killa white man, and especiallyfor lettinga nigger kill a white man ina audienceof niggers, y'all ain't gonnamake it outof the county alive. Markmy words Schultz,by tomorrow morning yourniggers gonnabe stripped and clipped andhangin' frommy motherfuckin' gate.

I'mfully aware Bennett, that youand your regulatorplaymates aren't shy about killingfor what you believe in.But mark my words Big Daddy, if you makea move towardsDjango or myself, youbetter be preparedto die for it.

The two men rideoff.

The Black and WhiteAudience watch them go.

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EXT - A TENNESSEELAKE - NIGHT

INSERT: Dr.Schultz'sSADDLE BAG, the doctor'shands remove THREE STICKS ~. OF DYNAMITE fromit.

r-~ INSERT: The doctor'sHANDS bind the Three Sticksof Dynamite together.

INSERT: The ThreeSticks are WRAPPED UP in aBRIGHT YELLOW BANDANA.

INSERT: The YellowDynamite Sticks, areburied in dirt about halfway, with the yellowpart protruding from outof the ground.

CUT TO.

CU SPENCER BENNETT
lying on hisbelly in the grass.
SPENCER BENNETT
That's them sonsabitches.

SPENCER'S POV: We see thecamp by the lake that Dr.Schultzand Django have set up. Both wrappedup in bedrolls. The deadbodies of the Brittle Brothers lie by themin a pile. A campfire slowlydims.

We Cut Backto Spencer Bennett lying onhis belly with SIX OTHER RIFLE CARING MEN observingthe camp, from overa grade.

The Men sneakback down the hill theway they came ..•.

Where aboutTWENTY-FOUR REGULATORS arewaiting for them ON HORSEBACK, all of theriders heads are coveredby FLOUR SACKS with eyes andmouth holes cutout. Some carry TORCHES, allcarry RIFLES or SHOTGUNS.

Spencermounts his horse. "Big Daddy"issues orders astridehis steed••

SPENCER BENNETT
Now unless they startshootin' first, nobody shoot 'em.That's way too simple for these jokers.We're gonna whip that nigger lover todeath. And I'm gonna personally, stripand clip that garboon myself.

Havingsaid his blood thirstywords, he puts the flour sackover his head.He tussles with the sackfor a bit, then from insidethe sack;

SPENCER BENNETT
Damn, I can't seefuckin' shit outta this thing.

He sticks his fingers in theeye holes, and rips, tryingto make the holes bigger, he only succeedsin making·visibilitymore obscured.

BRADSHAW
We ready, orwhat?

r-,

SPENCER BENNETT
Hold on I'mfuckin' with my eye holes.
(rips)
Shit...I justmade it worse.

He rips_it off his headin frustration.

RANDY
I can'tsee shit either.
REDFISH
Who madethis goddamn shit?
O.B.
Willardswife.
WILLARD
Wellmake you own goddamn masks!
SPENCER
(toWillard)
Looknobody's saying they don't appreciate whatJenny did.
REDFISH
Wellif all I hadda do was cut abag, I couldcut it better then this.
O.B.
How 'boutyou Robert, can you see?
ROBERT
Not too good. I mean if I don'tmove my head, Ican see you pretty good•••.moreor less. But when I start ridin' thebag starts moving all over, and I'm riding blind.

Randy tears athis bag.

RANDY
Oh shit, I just made mineworse.

He puts iton ...thensays;

RANDY
Yep, it's worse.

He yanks itoff his head.

RANDY
Did anybody bring any extrabags?
TERRY
No, no one brought a extrabag!
RANDY
I'm just asking.
DOUG
Do we haftawear 'em when we ride?
SPENCER
Shitfire,if you don't wear 'em asyou ride up, that justdefeats the purpose.

Redfish, fatter then some (butnot all), takes offhis bag.

REDFISH
I can'tsee in this fucking thing! I can'tbreathe in this fucking thing! And I can'tride in this fuckingthing!
WILLARD
Fuck ally'all! I'm going home. Iwatched my wifework all day gettin' thirtybags ready foryou ungrateful sonsabitches! And allI hear is criticize, criticize,criticize. Fromnow on don't ask me or minefor nothin'!

Willard rides off.

O.B. removes his bag,and yells after Willard.

SPENCER
O.B.,I tole yo to keep quiet!They're asleep, notdead.
O.B.
ButWillards riding off.
SPENCER
Fuck Willard! Look, let'snot forget why we're here. We gotta killer niggerover that hill. And we gotta make a lessonoutta 'em.
RANDY
Okay, I'm confused, are thebags on or off?

Robert takesoff his bag, and says;

ROBERT
I think we all think thebags was a nice idea. But, not pointing anyfingers, they could of been done better.So how 'bout, no bags this time, butnext time, we do the bags right, and then wego full regalia.

Everyone takesoff their bag.

SPENCER
Wait a minute, I didn'tsay no bags!
TERRY
But nobody can see.
SPENCER
So?
TERRY
So, it would benice to see.
SPENCER
Goddamit, this isa raid! I can't see,you can't see, sowhat? All that matters iscan the fuckin horsesee! That's a raid.

Spencerputs on his sack, everyoneelse, reluctantly,does as well.

EXT- LAKE - NIGHT

TheTHIRTY RIDERS, all withSACKS OVER THEIR HEADS,come riding over thehill, hooting and hollerin.Since nobody can seethey ride haphazardinto each other.·Redfishfalls off his horsehard on his fat ass. They·surround the camp,and when the sleeping Schultzand Dj·a·ngo don't react, they ·knowsomething'sup. But sincenobody can see, everybodyand everybody's horseis confused.

WE HEAR A GROUP OF LINES FROM CIRCLINGCOWBOYSON HORSEBACK WITH BAGS OVER THEIR.·HEADS:"Where arethey, I can't see" - "Theytricked us" - "Didsomebody fall" - "Wherethe hell are they" - "Y'all,Redfish fell off his horse..He's .kindahurtbad."

Then amongst the confusion....

WE SNAP ZOOM TO

A BIG TREE
on the other side of thelake

Then quickly cut into TheTree.

Till we're in a CU OF Dr.SCHULTZ with a SCOPE SIGHT RIFLEup to his eye.

SCOPE SIGHT POV
The Yellow covered STICKSOF DYNAMITE protrudingfrom the ground, are inside the scope sightcircle, Horse hooves steparound it.

TWO SHOT Dr.SCHULTZ and DJANGO upin a tree.

Auf wiedersehen.

o/I

He fires.

The Camp EXPLODES Blowing Horsesand Riders Apart.

Dr.Schultz and Django liftup repeating rifles.

Let 'em haveit!

DJANGO
I can't seenothin'.

Just fire intothe smoke.

The two treetop killers letloose with rifle fire.

INSIDE OF THE SMOKE
pandemonium reigns. Horsesand Men trip over bodiesand pieces of bodies, of horses andmen. Men with legs and armsblown off, yell bloody murder, hurt and scaredHorses cry. Somestruggle to get the sacks off their heads,while scared horses danceand buck in panic. Some are shot by the riflefire. The rest of themen not blown up, and still on horseback, betweenthe sacks and the smoke,still can't see worth a damn. And Menand Horses collide with oneanother, which causes more bucking and ridersfalling. About fifteenof the men who can still ,,--,ride, high tail it thefuck out of there. Whippedand whimpering like dogs.
SPENCER BENNETT
on his horse with theother fleeing regulatorsRIDES for his life..•..
SCOPE SIGHT POV
We see the back ofthe fleeing Bennett smackdab in the cross hairs.
DJANGO
scope sight rifleup to his eye.

Schultz next to him,says;

He's getting away.

DJANGO
I got 'em.
SPENCER'S HORSE
his hoovesrace and rip up the grass.
SPENCER
riding forhis life••.•
DJANGO
scope sightrifle up to his eye.

He's gettingout of range.

DJANGO
I got 'em.

INSERT: A black finger squeezesthe rifle trigger.

SPENCER BENNETT
we're behind him as herides away, OFF SCREEN we hearthe whistling of what sounds like an incomingmissle.
SPENCER BENNETT
we're in front of SpencerBennett as he rides, whenDjango's bullet, RIPS THROUGH his CHEST.

DJANGO

DJANGO
I got 'em.
SPENCER BENNETT
falls from his horse,dead.
DJANGO
scope sight rifle inhis hand, big smile on his face,looks to Dr.Schultz.

Like that, huh?

Referringto the scope sight rifle;

DJANGO
I like.

Well, I think while they takethis opportunity to lick their wounds, we shouldtake this opportunity to get the fuckout of Tennessee.

They hopout of the tree.

MONTAGE
Dr.Schultzin a big city, buying Django anew saddle. Django gets his first initial"D" etched into it. The men goto di.fferentstores to purchaseDjango's wardrobe. The outfit bought,is selected by Django, with suggestionsoffered by Schultz. Whenhe's done, Django looksdamn handsomein his new duds. Brown cowboy boots,Green Corduroy Jacket, SmokeyGrey Shirt, Tan Skin Tight Pants,and Light Brown Cowboy Hat. He looksa bit like Elvis in "Flaming Star"and a Little Joe Cartwright on "Bonanza".However, tellingly, he keepsAce Speck's Winter Coatas ~· hiswinter coat.
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EXT - COUNTRY MEADOW- PRETTY DAY

Django, sittingon his new saddle, in his newduds, rides alongside the good doctorSchultz. The German carriesa PICNIC BASKET.

But I'm serious son, Greenvilleis just too dangerous for you to go fuckingaround there. You're a freed slave, you shouldbe in New York. You shouldn't be in Greenville,you shouldn't even be forty miles on anyside of Greenville. You shouldn't be anywhere inMississippi.

DJANGO
She's my wife, it's my jobto look after her. If Greenville's where I gottago to find out where she went, then I gottago. Now you were sayin' where I gottago first?

There should be some sortof records office. You know when she was sold,you know where she came from, The CarrucanPlantation, and you know her name ••.•whatisher name?

DJANGO
Broomhilda.

Schultzreacts.

Broomhilda?

Django.nodshis head yes.

Were her ownersGerman?

Now Django reacts, "How did heknow that?

DJANGO
Yeah, how didyou know? She wasn't born on The CarrucanPlantation. She was raised by a German mistress,The Von Shafts. She can speak a littleGerman too.

Your wife?

DJANGO
Yeah, when shewas little her mistress taught her so she'dhave somebody to talk Germanwith.

So let me getthis straight, your sla'(e wife speaksGerman, and her name is BroomhildaVon Shaft...?

DJANGO
Yep. Mouthful,huh?

To say theleast. (stoppingthe horse) This lookslike a very pretty placeto have our picnic.What'd ya say, here?

TIME CUT

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EXT - PICNIC IN COUNTRYMEADOW - PRETTY DAY

The two men sit on ablanket with a nice picnic spreadspread out. Django eats a cucumbersandwich with the crustcut off, and drinks a cup of tea.

DJANGO
How didyou know Broomhilda's firstmasters wereGerman?

Broomhildais a German name. Ifthey named her,it stands to reason they'dbe German.

DJANGO
Lotsagals where you from namedBroomhilda?

No, not so much. Broomhildais the name of a character in one of themost popular of all the German legends.

DJANGO
Really? There's a story 'boutBroomhilda?.

Yes there is.

DJANGO
Do you know it?

Every German knows thatstory. Would you like me to tell you?

Django nodshis head, yes.

Well Broornhildawasa princess. She was the daughter of Wotan,the god of all gods. Anyway, her fatheris really mad at her.

DJANGO
What she do?

'f5

I don't exactlyremember. I think shedisobeys him in someway. So at first he's justgoing to obliterateher -

DJANGO
Obliterate.•••whatdoes that mean?

Like blowup.

He pantomimes a explosion.

DJANGO
Phew, that'spretty mad.

Yes it is,and like most fathers,given a little time,he calms down a bit.He's still madat her. He still wantsto punish her. Just not•...••blowher up. So insteadwhat he does, ishe puts her high on topof a mountain.

DJANGO
Broomhilda'son a mountain?

It's aGerman legend, there's alwaysgoing to be amountain in there somewhere.So, he puts heron top of the mountainand he puts a firebreathing dragon there toguard the mountain. And. thenhesurrounds her in circleof hellfire. And thereBroqmhilda shall remain,unless a hero arisesbrave enough to save her.

DJANGO
Doesa fella arise?

From now on as Dr.Schultztalks, he's beginningto realize something he wasn't aware of whenthe conversation started.

YesDjango, as a matter hedoes. A fella named,Sigfried.

DJANGO
Does Sigfried save her?

Yes he does, and quite spectacularly,so. Now true, he is assisted inhis triumph by a truly, truly, remarkablesword, still, having said that, Sigfried triumphsover all of his obstacles not just due tohis sword, but due to his courage. He scales t.hemountain,because he's not afraid of it. He defeatsthe dragon, because he's not afraid of him.

'f6

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DR.SCHULTZ (CON'T)

He walks throughhellfire because Broomhilda'sworth it.

After that last line of dialogue....thetwo men just let amoment pass asthey nibble on their sandwiches.

DJANGO
I know how hefeels.

I think I'm juststarting to realize that.

He pours Django and himselfsome more tea out of a fancytea pot, as he thinks about what he's goingto say next.

Look Django,I don't doubt one day youwill save your ladylove. But I'm afraid Ican't let you goto Greenville in a good conscious. Let me askyou a question, how do youlike the bountyhunting business?

DJANGO
Kill whitefolks, and they pay ya? What's notto like?

I haftaadmit, we make a good team.

DJANGO
But I thoughtyou were mad atme for killin' Big Johnand Rodger?

Yes,on that occasion, you werea tad overzealous.But normally, that'sa good thing.How'd you like to partnerup for thewinter?

DJANGO
What'd ya mean partner up?

You be my deputy, for realthis time. A lot of the big money is in outlawgangs. Some of these fellas are worth fifteenhundred or three thousand a piece. Withone man, anything over three men is a risk.But with a partner? Creating cross fire? It's fishin a barrel. A lot of these gangs holdup in the hills for the winter.

DJANGO
You makin' another agreement?

Yes. Youwork with me through the winter, till the snowmelts. I give you a third of my bounties.And while we're together, I'll teachyou a few things you'regoing to needto know.

DJANGO
Can youteach me how to make Tonydo that head bowthing that Fritz can do?

That amongother things. We make some money thiswinter, when the snowmelts, I'll takeyou to Greenville myself,and we'll findwhere they sent yourwife. I'm prettygood at finding people.Is it a deal?

No white man has everdone anything for Django, justto him. So understandably, he's alittle suspicious.

DJANGO
Why youcare what happens tome? Why you care ifI find my wife?

Well frankly,I've never givenanybody theirfreedom before. And nowthat I have, I feelvaguely responsible foryou. You're justnot ready to go off on yourown, it's thatsimple. You're too green,you'll get hurt. Pluswhen a German meets a reallife Sigfried, it'skind of a big deal. As aGerman, I'm obligedto help you on yourquest to rescueyour beloved Broomhilda.

Django accepts thatresponse.

What follows is aMONTAGE covering the fivemonths that Django and Schultz partner upas bounty hunters. Schultzwears his normal ensemble. Djangowears his cool lookingGreen Jacket, unless it's really cold,which a lot of this Montage is.Then he still wears Ace Specks raw hidewinter coat over his coolclothes.

WE SEE
A SCENE to be improvised(more or less),where Dr.Schultz teaches Django how todraw and shoot the pistol inthe holster at his hip. By the endof the scene, after trial anderror, we see Django's going to be good atthis.
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EXT - HILLSIDE- SUNNY DAY

We see Djangoand Dr.Schultz walking upa hill. Tony and Fritz have been lefttied up downhill. Django leadsa extra body HORSE (named r'' PONCHO) behindhim. Dr.Schultz carrieshis scope sight rifle in a long case. Theyget to the top of the hill. Itoverlooks a small farmhouse.

DOWNBELOW WE SEE
~ A LITTLE MAN strugglingbehind a plow, andhis FIFTEEN YEAR OLD SON helping him by leadingthe horse forward.

On top of their perchon the hill top, Dr.Schultzsays;

Keepdown or he'll see you.

DJANGO.
Who thatfarmer? Who cares?

Wellsince we came here tokill 'em, he justmight.

DJANGO
What? The little man pushin'that plow?

That little man pushingthat plow, is Smitty Bacall.

DJANGO
SmittyBacall is a farmer?

No. Smitty Bacall is a stagecoachrobber who's hiding out as a farmer,because there's a seven thousanddollar bounty on his head.

He hands Djangothe scope rifle case.

And he's all yoursmy boy.

DJANGO layson his belly, with theScope Sight up to his eye.

SCOPE SIGHTPOV: on the Farmerstruggling behind hisplow, working hard withhis horse and his son.

Django'sfinger on the trigger....buthe hesitates.

Oh what happenedto mister I wanna killwhite folks for money?

DJANGO
His son's withhim.

Good. He'll havea loved one with him. Maybe even sharea last word. That's better then mostget, and a damn sight better then hedeserves.

~ Django still hesitates.

Put down therifle. Don't worry, I'mnot mad at you.Take out Smitty Bacall'shandbill.

Django removes the foldedup handbill from the pocketof his tan pants.

Read it aloud.Consider it today'slesson.

DJANGO
(Reading)
"Wanted,dead or alive. Smitty Bacalland The SmittyBacall Gang. For murderand stagecoachrobbery. Seven thousanddollars for SmittyBacall. One thousand andfive hundreddollars for each of his gangmembers. Knownmembers of The Smitty BacallGang are as follows,DANDY MICHAELS, GERALD NASH,and CRAZY CRAIG KOONS."

Well done.Bravo. THAT is who SmittyBacall is. IfSmitty Bacall wanted to starta farm at twenty-two,they would never ofprinted that. (referringto the handbill) But SmittyBacall wanted to robstagecoaches, andhe didn't mind killing peopleto do it. Youwant to save your wife bydoing what I do?This is what I do. I killpeople, andsell their corpses for cash.His corpse isworth seven thousand dollars. Now quityour pussyfootin andshoot him.

Django SHOOTS.

The Little Man downbelow behind the plow fallsdown.

The Young Boy doesn'tknow what happened atfirst. Then he figuresout his father was justshot. He goes to him inthe dirt.

You need to keep that SmittyBacall handbill.

DJANGO
Why?

It's good luck. You alwayskeep the handbill of your firstbounty.

~- They beginwalking down the hill, to collectSmitty Bacall's body, leading theextra body horse behind them.

~- As they walk down hill, they watchthe little scene of SmittyBacall's Soncradling his dying father.in hisarms, the older man speakinghis lastwords to his son before he dies.

See, they're havinga tender little father son moment now. No doubtthe most heartfelt one they've ever had.

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EXT - SNOWY FOREST - NIGHT

It'snow full on snowy winter inthe hills.

Django practices his quick drawagainst a SNOWMAN he's built.He sticks a BOTTLE in it, so the bottomof the bottle is where the snowman's heart would be.

He DRAWS.....

Shoots the bottle heart!

He DRAWS.••••

Shoots the left coal eye.

He DRAWS..••.

Shoots the right coal eye.

He DRAWS•.••.

Shoots the carrot nose.

Dr.Schultz comes up behindhim.

I think it'ssafe to say you're fasterthen the snowman.

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EXT - SNOWY FOREST -DIFFERENT NIGHT

A outlaw gang known asThe WILSON - LOWE GANG (fiveguys) ride through a snowy forest at night.When all five men and theirHorses, are SHOT FROM ABOVE.

DJANGO AND SCHULTZ
up in a tree, FIRINGDOWN ON them.
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EXT - WINTER MOUNTAINTOWN MAIN STREET - NIGHT

~- The FLAKES continueto FALL HARD as Dr.Schultzand Django ride down the main street oftown, pulling poor Ponchowho's FULLY LOADED DOWN with five corpses.

~,

,,-, The local SHERIFF, DON GUS,watches the two men ride up, he knowsthem.

SHERIFFGUS
Doctor and Django,how the hell are ya, and who the hellya got there?

The Wilson -Lowe Gang.

SHERIFFGUS
Who the·hell'sThe Wilson - Lowe Gang?

Dr.Schultz removes a handbillfrom his inside jacket pocket,and hands it down to the friendly peaceofficer.

Bad ChuckWilson, and meaner Bobby Lowe. And threeof their acolytes.

SHERIFF GUS
Just leave 'emout here, they ain't goin' nowhere.And if'in they do, god must love 'em, sowho are we to say. Come outta the snowy snowand git yourself some coffee.
27

INT - SHERIFF GUS'S OFFICE- NIGHT

The snow encrusted bountyhunters come inside the lawmansoffice. They exchange pleasantriesabout the weather as the Sheriffpours them coffee. After the two frostygentlemen have drunk some ofthe hot liquid, they get downto business. As Schultz and Gus discussthe bounties, Django readsthe handbills aloud from off thewall. On the third one he reads,WARRENVANDERS, and a two thousanddollar bounty, "That one", Schultz says.

Django RIPS IT off thewall.

As the winter hasprogressed, we see they've become agenuine bounty hunting team. And Django,a genuine bounty hunter.

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EXT - PRETTY MEADOW- DAY

The snow has melted,and it's SPRING. And inside ofthis meadow Django practices his fastdraw against five men •...

•..•by Schultz throwingFIVE COINS in the air.•...

DJANGO DRAWS FAST shootsthree coins, FIRES againhitting another, then falls to the groundto get the fifth.

He looks up fromthe ground at Schultz.

:----As Schultz collects the coinsoff the ground, he says;

You'repretty confident aren't you?

Django nods his head, yes.

You havereason to be.

He holds out his fist,opens his hand, the coins lay inhis palm. All the coins have bulletholes dead in their center.He drops them on top of Django.

DJANGO
Stillthink I'm too green for Greenville?

Dr.Schultz removes apipe, sticks it in his mouth andsays;

Oh you'reready for Greenville.

He lights a match, thenlights the pipe, puffing ashe says;

Greenvilleready for you, that I'mnot so sure.

He blows out the match.•..

WE GO TO BLACK

What we also saw inthe above montage is Django shakeoff a lifetime of slavery. Django, inhis green jacket, in his cowboyhat, on top of his steed Tony, with hisgun hanging from his hip, hasbecome his own man. He's not a slave anymore.He's a bounty hunter.

BLACK TITLE CARD

ACROSS THE SCREEN ONE LETTER AT A TIMESTYLE (ala "Rocky"and "Flashdance")

MISSISSIPPI

CUT TO

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EXT - THE TOWN OF GREENVILLE MISSISSIPPI- DAY

The whole Main Streetof Greenville is thickwith five inches of shit brown mud that allthe horse hooves, and wagonwheels, and slave feet have to wadethrough to get from one end ofthe town to the other.

We seeDjango and Dr.Schultzenter the town, and slosh theirhorses in themud, down the main streetof Greenville Mississippi.The buying and sellingof slaves is what thewhole town is built around.

BLACK MEN,WOMEN, and CHILDREN inBONDAGE are everywhereyou look.

LINESOF CHAINED SLAVES beingmarched one way or the other,move throughthe muddy streetsof Greenville. WHITE MEN onhorses move them along.

BUCKBOARDSfilled with DOMESTIC SLAVES(HOUSE NIGGERS),and pretty PONYS, driven by WHITE MEN rollthrough the street.

A YOUNG WHITE BOY (14 yearsold), a shepherd, leadsa bunch of
SLAVE CHILDREN throughtown.A SHEPHERD'S DOG, HELPSHIM OUT BY MOVING THE KIDS ALONG.

Impromptuslave auctionstake place on almost everyblock.

A SUBTITLE APPEARS on thebottom of the screen:

GREENVILLE
CHICKASAW COUNTY, MISSISSIPPI

Dr.Schultz takes in thisAfrican flesh market, wherehuman beings sell other human beings,with disgust and a little bitof shock.

,,--..Djangois neither disgustedor.shocked, he knows firsthand how Greenville operates.

As he rides Tony throughtown in his snappy duds,he looks at the BLACK MEN half dressed in chains.He REMEMBERS HIMSELFwith his six Other Companions from earlier,being walked through themud of Main Street by The Speck Brothers.On that day he might as wellof been a steer. Today, with a gun onhis hip, money in his pocket,in his snappy outfit, astride hissteed Tony, he feels so differentfrom these wretched half nakedbastards it gives him a bitof a chill.

Django sees the townsrailroad depot, and acrossfrom it a huge SLAVE PEN, like a STEERCORRAL. At the moment there'sno train in the depot.

WE FLASH ON
The TRAIN, at a earliertime, pulling into thedepot.

INSIDE ONE OF THE BOXCARS amidst a boxcarfull of shirtless BLACK MALES,Django watches the train pull into the station,from inside the woodenslat.esof the boxcar.·

A hatch in theroof of the boxcar is NOISILYYANKED OPEN, and TWO WHITE SLAVE TRADERS (RUSSAND JUDD), peer down attheir human cargo.

JUDD
Good god almighty these niggersstink!
RUSS
Niggers stink,where's the shock?
(tothe Slaves below)
Okay youbucks, listen up, and listen well, I'monly gonna say this once. There'sa slave corral right acrossfrom this boxcar.we gittin ready to openthese doors.When we do, y'all run asfast as you can,right into that pen. Anyonegittin off trail,gonna get hurt and hurtbad. Now you niggersbetter comprehend. Andthat goes for anyAfrican garboons amongst y'allcan't understandenglish......your Americanbuddies bettershove your ass in the rightdirection, or yourtrip to this country isgoing to be short,and pointless. Train topen as fast as you can!

The boxcar door is slidopen, and a HUNDREDAND FIFTY BLACK MALES run full out from thetrain to the steer corral.

We spot Django duringthe running.

Once inside the corral,the gate is closed.

COWBOYSwith riflesact as prison guards.

INSIDE THE CORRAL
through the woodenposts, in the distance,Django watches them openup the boxcar holdingthe females. They do theirrun to their pen outof view.

Django catchesa quick glimpse of Broomhildarunning with the other LADIES, then she'sgone from view.

BACK TO DJANGO (PRESENT)
Django andDr.Schultz on top of their horses,taking in the sightof Greenville.

It's a spectacle out ofDante.

DJANGO
You should see it fromthe other side.

Frankly, I don't knowif I could endure this.

DJANGO
You'd be surprisedwhat you can endure.
(beat)
Where to?

Records office.

CUT TO

30

INT - RECORDS OFFICE- DAY

Dr.Schultzand Django walk into a recordsoffice, lined with books. We watch throughthe store front window, theblack man and whiteman enter, andDr.Schultz present his businesscard to a Dickensian looking RECORDS OFFICEWORKER. As Schultz starts hisspellbinding with words routine.....TheCAMERA FADES TO BLACK.

BLACK TITLECARD:

BROOMHILDA

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INT - SLAVE PEN- DAY

The same shotwe saw before of Django fightinghis way to the barsof the slavepen, to get a better last lookof Broomhilda.

Broomhilda,as before is walked by inthe distance.

Then, asbefore Django loses sight ofher.

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EXT - MAIN STREET- GREENVILLE - DAY

We followin front of Broomhilda beinglead out of .theslavepen by TWO WHITE MALE SLAVERS.Her bare feet sloshin the Main Street mud,and the leg ironsscrap her ankles.

Up untilnow everything you've ever seenof Broomhilda, hasonly been in Django'sSpaghetti Western Flashbacks.In other words, fromhis perspective,and memory. This is theonly time the story willshift to Broomhilda'sperspective. The strorigbutfrightened girl is ledout on to thehustle and bustle, andwagon wheels and horse hoofsof Main Street.

Broomhildais not taken into thatthree story auction arenathat Django was soldin at the beginning. InsteadShe's just lifted upon a parked buckboardwagon. Her SELLER {CLYDE)starts his pitch on theTWELVE or so BUYERS thatwatch this punymake shift auction.

BROOMHILDA
looksdown into the crowd oftwelve ugly white men, and holdsher breathwhich one will buy her.

Among the ugly white men we seeMr.HARMONY {MIKE), not quiteas ugly as therest. An older well dressed,classy gentleman. Next tohim is his twentyfour year old overweightawkward son SCOTTY HARMONY.

r--,. Scottyin the audience, andBroomhilda on the wagon,THEIR EYES MEET, he nudges his dad.

The Seller makes her exposeher breasts to the smallcrowd. Then her back, revealing her whipmarks. Then pointing outthe runaway "r" branded in her cheek.

Some of the crowd, includingScotty, react with repulsionat the sight of the whip marks. The Sellerassures the crowd,that nigg.ersdon•t feel pain like white folks,and it only makes thewomen more gentle.

SELLER - CLYDE
Fellahs,you ain't felt gentle, tillyou felt niggergal gentle.
UGLY MAN
makes a bid.
BROOMHILDA
yikes.
UGLIER MAN
higher bid.
BROOMHILDA
reacts.
UGLIER BY FAR GUY
makes leap frog bigbid.
BROOMHILDA
reacts.
BIG GREASY FAT GUY
makes a bid.

BIG FAT GREASY BEAVER PELTCOVERED TRAPPER makes a bid.

A GIGGLING LEERINGGROUP OF BROTHERS make a bid.

A SEVENTY FIVEYEAR OLD INDIAN ON A MULE makes a bid.

Mr.Harmonymakes a bid for his son Scotty.

Broomhilda noticesthat. And makes more eyecontact with Scotty.

They look ateach.other as Mr.Harmony continuesto bid.

A LITERARY NARRATOR comeson the soundtrack.

NARRATOR (VO)
On that day,eight months ago, theauction was won byMike Harmony, as a birthdaypresent for his fatboy son Scotty.

Mr.Harmony congratulates hisson.

From on top of the buckboardBroomhilda looks downat her new owners.

Later they leave for theHarmony house. Scotty liftsBroomhilda up into the back of the buckboard.He hands her a littlewhite bag.

SCOTTY
This isfor you.

She opens the bag, candiesof many colors sit init.

SCOTTY
They're jellybeans. Try one.

She selects a yellowone and puts it in hermouth.

SCOTTY
Goodhuh?

She nods her head,yes.

We see him drivethe buckboard out of Greenvillewith Broomhilda inthe back eating her bagof jelly beans.

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EXT - COUNTRYROAD - DAY

The buckboardmakes its way down a countryroad. Broomhilda in the back, and Scottydriving the wagon.

Scotty boughther, but he's too scared totalk to her.

Broomhilda'smuddy bare feet dangle offthe wagon. She's beginningto realize theyoung master is the shy type.

BROOMHILDA
Master Scotty....?
SCOTTY
Yes Broomhilda?
BROOMHILDA
I'm lonely back here.Can I come on up with you on that seat sowe can talk?
SCOTTY
Please·'I'd love that.

She climbsinto the driver's seat. Inmore ways then one.

34

EXT - THE HARMONYHOUSE - DAY

A nice two story southernhouse. Very nice, buthardly a plantation. The household's FOUR DOMESTIC SLAVES.Broomhildawill be the fifth. The buckboard pulls up tothe front of the house.

Scotty's mother,Mrs.HARMONY (MARY LOUISE),waits to meet her son, and his new bought niggergal.

The older lady looksthe black girl up anddown and says to her;

What's your name, gal?

BROOMHILDA
Broomhilda.

Follow me.into the kitchen, {to her son) You stay out here.

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INT - KITCHEN- DAY

Mrs.Harmonybrings Broomhilda in her kitchen.The TWO DOMESTIC SLAVES that were in.thereare chased out by theboss lady. Mrs.Harmonygrabs Broomhildaby the wrist, and tells her;

I want to have a wordwith you, wench. You met my boy Scotty. You cantell ain't no white girl gonna fool withhim. And if they do fool with him, they foolwith him for the wrong reason. Boy's twentyfour, he still ain't a man yet. That's whyyou're here. Be nice tohim. He's a very sweetboy. Play him right, he'll eat bird seed outof your palm. Play 'em wrong, you'll dealwith me.

BROOMHILDA
I like Scotty. He'sjust shy is all. All he needs is a littleconfidence.

And you'll givethat to him?

BROOMHILDA
I'll do my best,mam. Scotty's a real sweetboy.

He is, isn't he?

BROOMHILDA
Ah-huh.

The mother lets go of the younglady's wrist.

NARRATOR (VO)
BasicallyThe Harmony's bought a slave bride foryoung master Scotty thatday. Andthe two kids had a nice timeplaying housefor awhile.

We see Scotty andBroomhilda catching butterfliesin butterfly nets in the daytime..

At night they catchLIGHTNING BUGS together.

At night in Scotty'sbed, while the young man layfast asleep, Broomhilda looksat her jelly jar of GLOWING LIGHTNINGBUGS.

NARRATOR (VO)
As Scotty's sort of defacto sweetheart,if no visitors were about, Broomhildawould even join the·family at theirdinner table.

We see themat dirinereating fried chicken andmashed potatoes and gravy.

NARRATOR (VO)
And pretty soon she was adoptedinto a member of the family.

Mrs.Harmonyand Broomhilda sewing together.

The Harmonyfamily and Broomhilda playing croquetin the front yard.

Afterdinner, Mrs.Harmony entertaining thefamily by playing thepiano.

Mr.Harmonyreading the women and his sona story from a storybook.

NARRATOR (VO)
Scotty was never happier.

Scottyand Broomhilda walking holdinghands at Southern magichour.

Broomhilda having sex with Scotty, babytalking with him, talkinghim through it, making him feel loved ands·ecure.

NARRATOR (VO)
After three monthsof this bliss, Scotty decided totake Broomhilda for a romantic weekendin Greenville.
SCOTTY AND BROOMHILDA
drive through the Main Streetof Greenville, dressed to thenines, in a fancy carriage. Broomhilda dressedin a beautiful white lacedress, complete with white lace gloves,fancy ladies hat, and whiteparasol. Scotty, very proud of his prettyPony, is dressed in a fashionbest described as plantation pimpdaddy.

r--- NARRATOR (VO)

White masters would take theirpretty Ponys to Greenville for a treator romantic excurS-ion,for two reasons..One,seeing how bad the other slaves hadit, always made the papered Ponys appreciatetheir privilege position, (just in case they'dforgot).

BROOMHILDA
holdingher parasol, looking like a blackDaisy Miller, watches the OTHER SLAVES marchby in the mud. They watchher too.
36

INT - HOTEL LOBBY- NIGHT

Broomhildaand Scotty, and their luggage,move into the fancy hotel lobby,and rent a room at the front desk.

INSERT:HOTEL REGISTRY· Scottysigns his name. The DESK CLERKS HAND checksthe box on the registrybook that indicates darkee femalecompanion.

37

INT -GREENVIL.LE- NIGHT

Greenvilleat night is a littledifferent. At night, RICH WHITE MASTERS showingoff their Ponys (like Scotty),rule the streets.

NARRATOR (VO)
And two, therewas a sliver of society that ran throughGreenville at night that catered to white masterswho were infected with a condition thatwas normally referred to as, "Nigger·love."At night the streets, the bars, bistros, andbuggy rides were ruled by rich white mastersshowing off their pretty Pony's.
38

EXT - CLEOPATRA CLUB - NIGHT

An establishing shot of thethree story house that has beenconverted into private club called, TheCleopatra Club.

NARRATOR (VO)
But the crownjewel of all this interracial frivolity,was the members only, Cleopatra Club.

INSERT: GOLD PLAQUE with the name, THE CLEOPATRA CLUB onit, next to itis a profile of Nefertiti.

6/

39

INT - THE CLEOPATRA CLUB -RESTAURANT - NIGHT

The interracial jointis jumping {as long asby interracial you mean white menand black women).

Scotty andBroomhilda are enjoying a fancydinner in the clubs dining room.

We see acrossthe dining room, the powerfulwhite man, CALVIN CANDIE, sittingwith some White Men and some BlackPonys, eyeing Broomhilda.

SCOTTY
I gotta tell you Broomhilda- I don't care if I goto.hell for this - I love you. And if lovingyou means I go to hell....Well then helloMr.Devil.

Thatwas actually kind of funny. Broomhildawas right, all he needed was a littleconfidence. She puts herhand on his.

NARRATOR {VO) Then...speak of thedevil and the devil appears.

CALVINCANDIE
appearsat their table.
CALVINCANDIE
Hello, my name isCalvin Candie, I own The Cleopatra Club.And I would just like to welcome an attractivecouple like yourselves tomy favorite place on earth.

Scottystands up and shakes handswith Calvin.

SCOTTY
Thank you somuch, it's a great honor. We love it here.

Pointing at a empty chair.

CALVINCANDIE
May I joinyou?·
SCOTTY
Please, byall means.

Calvin sits down.

Broomhilda gets a sinisterchill from this smiling jack.

Scotty, as per usual, is clueless.

CALVIN CANDIE
How longhave you been a member?
SCOTTY
We just joinedthis weekend.
CALVIN CANDIE
Wellour little private oasis appreciates yourpatronage. Some may considerthe dues excessive,but they're necessaryfor us to createthis haven for the alternative lifestylewe've all become accustomedto.
SCOTTY
Wellsaid, and money well spent.

He squeezes Broomhilda'shand.

Candie sees this.

CALVIN CANDIE
Itwould be my pleasure, yourfirst weekend at the club, to joinme and my friendsat my table.

Broomhilda knowsthis is a man to be avoided.

But Scotty is sweptaway being courted by somebodylike Calvin Candie.

She tries to implythey should stay wherethey are. He brushes her off with a, 11Don'tbesilly.''

We see Calvin introducehis table of friendsto the couple, and they join the party.

Calvin Candiehas his arm around a foxyPony named SHEBA, whose dress is a littlemore revealing then the others.

They drinkand talk, and the White Menhave a forced good time. But Calvin Candiecan't hide his sinister sidefrom Broomhilda, and it keeps heruncomfortable, until she excusesherself from the table togo to bed. Scotty•·shavi·ng:Suchagood timewith his fancy friends heopts to stay behind.Broomhilda leaves in abit of a huff, due to Scotty's disobedience.If these fancy.fuckingwhite men weren't around making Scotty feelso puffy chested, he'd neverdismiss her that way.

We FOLLOW Broomhildaout of the club,across the street, to the hotel.

NARRATOR (VO)
After excusing herself,she walked across the street to herhotel room. She got her white dress dirtyin the mud, but she didn't care, the nightwas ruined anyway. Some romantic weekend.Wait till she gets home and tells hismother how he ignored her. She'll fix his fatass. Wait till he asks her to scratch hisback next time. She's gonna scrape every pimple.

r-, BACK AT THE CLEO CLUB The nowdrunk Scotty is playing poker withCalvin and his friends.

NARRATOR (VO)
Back at The Cleopatra Club,as the night wore on, Calvin Candie suggesteda friendly card game. As the gamewore on, it came down to a two thousand dollarpot between Calvin Candie and ScottyHarmony. Luckily for him, Scotty was holdinga inside straight.

Calvinholds his cards with Sheba drapedaround him. She whispers somethingin his ear.

CANDIE
(to Sheba)
Really?
(to Scotty)
You know what Sheba justtole me?

Scotty,thinking about his great hand,says;

SCOTTY
What?
CANDIE
She says she thinksyou're cute.
SCOTTY
Really? Thank youSheba, I think you're beautiful.

Shebawhispers something else inCandie's ear.

CANDIE
Sheba says she'dlike to give you a little lip. Want some lip?

Scotty, is a little surprised.

SCOTTY
Well, she's yourPony ...Imean ...
CANDIE
Oh hush, what'sa little nigger lip 'tween friends. Goon honey, give 'em some sugar.

Sheba walks over to Scotty'sside of the table, and giveshim a very lip intensive soul kiss. The tableenjoys the show. Then Shebagoes back to Calvin's side of the table.

The game continues.

CANDIE
Okay loverboy,I think you're tryingto out brazen mein my own club, and I won'thave it. If you'rereally holding cards,time to pony up. Iraise you five hundred.

Candie throws in his chips.

SCOTTY
I see yourfive hundred...
(throwsin chips)
...andraise you four hundred more.
(tosseshis last chips)
Call.

This is where Calvin Candiehas waited to be allnight.

CALVIN CANDIE
Not so fast,boy.
(beat)
Pot ain'tfat enough yet.
SCOTTY
I'm allin.
CALVIN CANDIE
Ain'tthat too bad.

Scotty doesn't intendto let this smiling Jackcheat him out of his pot, especially withhim holding an inside straight.

SCOTTY
I wouldthink a southern gentlemanof suchrenown as yourself, wouldn'thave toresort to buying a pot inhis own club.

Calvin writes on apiece of paper, then throwsit in the pot.

CALVIN CANDIE
Onefinal raise.

Scotty takes the pieceof paper, "What's this?"

CALVIN CANDIE
It'sSheba's bill of sale.
SCOTTY
What? I don't want her.

Calvin and thewhole table laugh at that.

CALVIN CANDIE
You sure didn't look likeyou didn't want her.

More laughter.

CALVIN CANDIE
In Greenvilleslaves are currency.And Sheba'sworth about eight hundreddollars. I'm throwingSheba in the pot.Match or fold?
SCOTTY
I'm allout of money.
CALVIN CANDIE
Butwe ain't playin' for moneyno more.• We matchin'nigger gals. Anda nigger gal you got.
SCOTTY
I can'tbet Broomhilda.
CALVIN CANDIE
In ChickasawCounty, she'smoney. Pony her up or fold.Somebody get him apiece of paper and apencil.

Somebody does.

CALVIN CANDIE
Writeout a bill of sale,or fold them cards.

Scotty makes a pressureddecision.

He hurriedly takesthe pencil and writesout a Bill of Sale for Broomhilda.

SCOTTY
Let me see your cards!

Candie lays downhis cards, he has a FLUSH.

What Scotty's justdone hits him like aton of bricks,

SCOTTY
You cheated me.

After Scottyuses the "C" word, everybodyqui.etsdown.

CALVIN CANDIE
What did you just callme?
SCOTTY
I called you a card cheatin'son of a bitch, cause that's what youare!

Calvin calmlystands up from the table.He removes a small Derringer Gun fromhis pocket, and tosses iton the table in front of Scotty. Then takesout another one, and tossesit on the table in front : himself.

Everybody in The Cleo Clubquiets down.

CALVIN CANDIE
Scott Harmony.For calling me a cardcheat in my own club,as a southern gentleman, I challengeyou to a duel.
(tothe Piano Player)
Piano player,will you hit threeseparate notes?
(toScotty)
On the thirdnote, pick up the gunand try tokill me.
(toPiano player)
Piano playerplease......

This is all going too fastfor slow Scotty.

SCOTTY
Waita minute...no!

FIRST NOTE......

SCOTTY
I ain'tdueling with you! Idon't want toduel!
CALVIN CANDIE
Thenget out of here, get inyour buggy andget out of town.
SCOTTY
Sure.Let me just getmy girl.
CALVIN CANDIE
You lost that girl, fatboy.

SECOND NOTE•••.

SCOTTY
Wait!....Look ....Mr.Candie,I'msorry I called you a cheat. But ..•please••.Ican't give you Broomhilda.
CALVIN CANDIE
Last chance fat boy,go home and get useta. to fuckin' anotherone.
(beat)
Or pick up that gun.

Scottycan't leave. He can't go homewithout her. He. can'tfacehis parents.He can't walk out on her.No matters what happenshe can't leave.

,,--.THIRD NOTE.•.•

Calvin Candie SHOOTS ScottyHarmony dead.

40

INT - HOTEL LOBBY - NIGHT

Calvin Candie and his entourageenter the hotel lobbyand go up to the FRONT DESK CLERK.•

CALVIN CANDIE
Hello Oliver.
FRONT DESK CLERK (OLIVER)
HelloMr.Candie, good evening.
CALVIN CANDIE
Good eveningto you as well,.youngOliver. Couldyou please inform me whichroom your guestScott Harmony is stayingin?
41

INT - HOTEL ROOM -NIGHT

Broomhilda is asleep inbed ....

WHEN.....

....Calvin comes BURSTINGin the room holdinghis belt in his hand. He YANKS OFF the sheetsthat Broomhilda sleeps under.Broomhilda lies naked under the covers.Candie brings the beltdown around her legs and backside.

She hops out of bed.

42

INT - HOTEL LOBBY -NIGHT

Candie CHASES hernaked body with his belt,.fromthe top of the stairs, down the stairs,and through the lobby, andout the front door.

All to theamusement of the WHITE HOTEL GUESTS.

43

EXT - GREENVILLEHOTEL - NIGHT

She RUNS outof the hotel naked, and thenTRIPS FALLING INTO THE GREENVILLE MUD.She looks up from the mud,at Calvin Candie looking down at her.

CALVIN CANDIE
Welcome to Candyland.

r·· We doa SLOW ZOOM intoBroomhilda's face.

6'1?

NARRATOR (VO)
Thatwas four months ago.

CUT TO

44

INT - GREENVILLE SLAVE AUCTION- DAY

Back inside thethree story Auction Block domedroom.

The same room Djangowas sold in at the beginning.

Tons of WHITE BUYERS andSELLERS and BLACK SLAVES tobe bought or sold fill the bighall.

ONE MANDINGO SLAVE (BANJO)
stands halfnaked on the auction block.

The SELLER (SHELBY) gives the crowd.asales pitch about Banjo, andstarts the bidding.

Many differentUGLY WHITE MEN make bids on thebig mandingo, including Calvin Candie.

Dr.SCHULTZand DJANGO from a pair of OPERA GLASSES ~' watch CalvinCandie from up above on the 2ndfloor landing.

FROM Dr.SCHULTZ'SPERSPECTIVE We see CalvinCandie, and his black slave.bodyguard,BARTHOLOMEW, always dressedin a slightly ill.fitting threepiece suit and bowler hat, amongthe crowd of buyers at the auctionblock below.

Candie'slawyer LEONIDE MOGUY joins him.

His name is Calvin Candie,and he is the owner of Candyland.

DJANGO
Candyland? The mandingofightin' place?

Oh, so you heard of it?

DJANGO
Ain't no slave ain'theard of Candyland.

Well apparently, that'swhere your wife is, and apparently the repellentgentleman down there is the one whoowns her.

TIME CUT

The White Man and BlackMan find a cubbyhole totalk in the auction hall.

How muchdo you know about mandingofighting?

DJANGO
Notso much ....A little.•..Master Carrucan had acouple niggers he'd fight.

Canyou play a mandingo expert?

DJANGO
What?

Can you convincingly masqueradeas someone who is an expert on mandingofighters?

DJANGO
Why?

Because when a man has oneof the four biggest cotton plantationsin Dixie, but the only thing that seemsto ring his chimes is big sweaty blackmales, if WE want to get his attention, we betterbe talking about big sweaty black males.So my character is that of a big money buyerfrom Dusseldorf, here in Greenville to buymy way into the mandingo fight game. And yourcharacter is the mandingo expert I hired tohelp me do it.

DJANGO
They call that "One-EyedCharly."

Dr .SCHULTZ. One-Eyed Charly?

DJANGO
That's what youcall it when you buy a slave expert. If youwanna raise horses, but don't know nothin' 'abouthorses, you buy yourself a One-Eyed Charlywho knows about horses. He teaches ya.You wanna plant tobacco but don't know nothin'about it, you buy yourself a One-Eyed Charlyknows about tobacco.

Why do they callit One-Eyed Charly?

7o

DJANGO
You know, backon the plantation, my.job wasn't historian.

Testy. It'san unusual name. That's aperfectly legitimatequestion. So, can you convincingly play my mandingoOne-Eyed Charly? Don'tsay, yes, if youcan't.

DJANGO
You wantme to play a black slaver? There ain't nothinlower then a black slaver.Black slavers arelower then head house niggers,and buddy, that'spretty fuckin low.

Then playhim that way! Give me yourblack slaver.

Django gets that.

Can youdo that?

DJANGO
That, Ican do. What's next?

To getourselves personally invitedto Candylandby Calvin Candie himself.

CUT TO

45

EXT - THE CLEOPATRA CLUB -NIGHT

Dr.SCHULTZ and DJANGO standacross the streetfrom The Cleopatra Club. Which looks likea regular nice three story house,among other nice houses on an affluentresidential block in GreenvilleMississippi.

They open the tinygarden gate in front of thehouse, walk up the stoop steps to the frontdoor. They ring the doorbell.

A pretty youngblack girl, dress~d in a FRENCH MAID outfitopens the door.

FRENCH MAID
(southern accent)
Bonjour.

(amused) Bonjour, mon petite femmenoire. We are here to see CalvinCandie.

iJ

~- She's been taught to smileand say:

FRENCH MAID
Enter.

The two men walk intothe entrance way of the house.

A beautiful mulatto HOSTESSgreets the two men.

HOSTESS
(speakingquite refined)
Hello gentlemen,I'm Cleo, can I helpyou?

Dr.Schultz hands Cleo theguest card.

Yes I amDr.King Schultz, and thisis my associate,Django Freeman.

Upon hearing Django isa free man her eyes go to.him.

We'rehere for a appointment with CalvinCandie and Leo Moguy.

CLEO
Yesyou gentlemen are expected.Please makeyourself comfortable. I'll inform MonsieurCandie you've arrived.
(referringto the French Maid)
CanCoco get either of you two gentlemen a tastyrefreshment?

Notat the moment.

CLEO
ThenCoco will entertain you whileI informMonsieur Candie.

How charming.

Cleo·leaves.

Django wanders overthe dining room, and peers inside.

46

INT - DINING ROOM (CLEOPATRA CLUB) - NIGHT

A lush fancy restaurantdining area inside ofthis house. The DINERS are made up exclusivelyof well dressed WHITE MEN,and pretty BLACK GIRLS (PONYS) dressedin the most elaborate ladiesfashions of the day.

?Z

,,,-,Some appearto be on dates.

Some appearto be enjoying a special evening (birthday,anniversary, special treat).

Some are.twomen with two women.

Some are oneman with two or three or morewomen.

The whitemen's ages range from early twentiesto old men.

The girlsages ranges from their twenties,to thirteen.

The billof fare is a combination of Frenchcuisine, and hearty beef drivenAmerican dining.

The dolledup, decked out Ponys eat richFrench cuisine completewith elaboratesauces, and take their knivesto thick cuts of steak.

The youngerlittle girls, usually eat icecream with hot fudge, banana splits,and cookies.

Whileall the men drink whiskey orwine, the girls all drink sarsaparilla.

Dr.Schultzquietly moves next toDjango and asks;

Have you ever seenanything like this before?

Djangoshakes his head, no.

Cocochirps;

coco (verycountry) Y'all gonnadine, it's real good. You like catfish,we got good catfish. They use alotta butta.You like sand dabs, we got sand dabs.

LEO MOGUYdescends from theclubs prominent staircase.

MOGUY
Dr.Schultz,good to see you again.

Mr.Moguy,thank you for your assistance in creatingthe opportunity for this appointment.

Nonsense,it's my job. (CON'T)

(CON'T) (lookingat Django)

47

SOTHIS ISTHE ONE-EYED CHARLY I'VE HEARD

so much about.

Yes, thisis Django. Django, this isMr.Candie's lawyer;LeonideMoguy.

MOGUY
Just callme Leo. Calvin's in thebilliard room, followme. Y'all want Coco shouldcome along too?

We wouldbe quite lucky indeed ifthe charmingCoco cared to follow.

Coco blushes.

MOGUY
You betterwatch out doctor, yougonna steal thislittle pony's heart.

~- They walk through the clubto get to the billiardroom, as they do they say;

How longhave you been associatedwith Mr.Candie?

MOGUY
Calvinand I were about elevenwhen we wentto boarding school together.One couldalmost say, I was raisedto be Calvin'slawyer.
DJANGO
Onecould almost say, you a nigger.

Coco can't believewhat this snappy looking cowboynigger just said to Mr.Moguy.

MOGUY
Whatdid you say?

Ohnothing, he's just being cheeky. Anythingelse about Mr.Candie Ishould knowbefore I meet him?

MOGUY
Yes,he's a bit of a Francophile.

7<f

What civilizedpeople aren't?

MOGUY
That'swhy all the French ambiance.And he prefersMonsieur Candie to MisterCandie.

Dr.Schultz says in FRENCH SUBTITLEDIN ENGLISH;

(FRENCH) What everhe prefers.

This stops Moguy, andhe turns to warn Schultz.

MOGUY
Oh hedoesn't speak French. Don'tspeak Frenchto him, it'll embarrass him.

They get to the two slidingdoors that lead to thebilliard room.

Moguy slides the doorsopen..•.••

The party enters thebilliard room.

48

INT - BILLIARD ROOM (CLEOPATRA CLUB)- NIGHT

Inside is Calvin Candie,his bodyguard Bartholomew (stilldressed in the ill fitting suit),and the lanky sexy Sheba.

Also, at this momen.t,TWO MANDINGOS arehavinga bloody and savage fight to death inthis closed room.

An older European lookingman, who's rooting forthe mandingo that Calvin's not rootingfor, is also in the room.His name is.AMERIGO VASSEPI.

Before any introductionscan be made, with hisback to the new arrivals and his eyes on theblack men fighting for theirlife, Calvin says;

CALVIN CANDIE
Why do you want to get in themandingo business?

That's quite abruptand aggressive.

Dr.Schultz says,as if he's just been massivelyinsulted;

You don't intend to allow your2nd ... (referring to Moguy) •...tomake the proper introductions?

Without turningtowards them, Candie tells Schultz;

"IS

CALVINCANDIE
Quit stalling andanswer the question.

The roomis quiet.

The awful truth? (pause) I'm bored, andit seems like a good bit of fun.

Candietakes that to heart.He'll accept it for now.

CALVIN CANDIE
Well come onover, cause we gotta us afight goin on that'sa good bit of fun.

Dr.Schultz steps up to geta better look at the savagefight.

The bigger mandingo is reallyhurting the smaller one.

Schultz has schooled Djangoon the importance of neverBREAKING CHARACTER: Well now the gooddoctor must practice whathe preaches. Which means not only must hewatch the two men beateach other to death, he must appear to convincinglyenjoy it.

CALVIN CANDIE
The biggernigger is mine. I just bought him today.What's his name, Moguy?
MOGUY
Big Fred.
CALVIN CANDIE
The othernigger belongs to thisdisreputable Italian gentlemento my right. AmerigoVassepi.
(toAmerigo)
What's yournigger's name?
AMERIGO
Luigi....?

Candie looks over at Django,who doesn't walk overto watch the fight. Instead he walks over toa bar set up in the room.A slave bartender named, ROSCOE tends it.

CALVIN CANDIE
How 'boutyou, boy? You find niggerfightin' a goodbit of fun?
DJANGO
You seenone nigger fight, ya seen 'emall.
CALVIN CANDIE
How'dyou two like to try thesignature drink ofthe club?

We'dlove to.

CALVIN CANDIE
(yellingto the bartender)
Roscoe,two Polynesian Pearl Divers,and don'tspare the rum.

Roscoe makes the drinksin coconut shell glasses.

Big Fred kills Luigi.

Candie and his friendscheer.

CALVIN CANDIE
Arrivederci Luigi! Well, Mr.vassepi,looks likeyou owe me ten dollars.

Amerigo paysup the puny bet.

Django and Schultzget the fancy coconut shelldrinks. They both takea sip. Schultzhates it, Django loves it.

Candie turnshis attention to Django.

CALVIN CANDIE
What's your name, boy?

His name is Django.

CALVIN CANDIE
(to Schultz)
Where'd ya dig him up?

A fortuitous turn of eventsbrought Django and myself together.

CALVIN CANDIE
(to Django)
I've heard tell aboutyou. I heard you're a real bright boy.
(beat)
I'm curious, whatmakes you such a mandingo expert?
DJANGO
I'm curious,what makes you so curious?

Bartholomew puts down his poolcue, and turns toward Django;

BARTHOLOMEW
What you say,boy?

'7?

/'. Candie puts a calming handon Bartholomew's shoulder.

CALVIN CANDIE
Calm downBartholomew, gentle...gentle.

MonsieurCandie, I would appreciate it if you directedyour line of inquiry tome.

CALVIN CANDIE
Doc, I'ma seasoned slaver, you area neophyte.I'm simply trying to ascertain if thiscowboy is taking advantage ofyou.

With alldue respect, Monsieur Candie,I didn'tseek you out for your advice.I soughtyou out to purchase a fighting niggerat above top dollar marketprice. I wasunder the impression when you grantedme an audience, it wouldbe to discussbusiness.

CALVIN CANDIE
Nowe weren't talking business yet.We werediscussing my curiosity. Now accordingto Moguy here, if Ido businesswith you ...
(pointing to Schultz)
.,.I'mdoin' business with bothof y'all.
(pointing to Django)
He does the eyeballin', you thebillfold?

Well you don't make it soundtoo flattering, but more or less, yes.

None of thewhite men in the room have anyrespect for a white manwho needs a niggerto tell him what time of dayit is.

Candie turnshis attention back to Django.

CALVIN CANDIE
(to Django)
So Bright Boy, Mogu·yheretells me you looked over my African flesh,and were none too impressed.
FLASH ON
we see Djangolooking over THREE MANDINGOS.

r---. BACK TO CLEO CLUB

DJANGO
Not for topdollar.
CALVINCANDIE
Well thenwe got nothing more to talk about. Youwanna buy a beat ass nigger from me, those.arethe beat ass niggers I wanna sell.
DJANGO
He don'twanna buy the niggers youwanna sell. Hewants the nigger you don't wanna sell.
CALVIN CANDIE
I don't sellthe niggers I don't wanna sell.

Dr.Schultz chimes in thoughtfully;

You won'tsell your best. You won'teven sell yoursecond best. But your third best.....youdon'twant to.sell him ....Butif I madeyou an offer so ridiculousyou'd be forcedto consider it....who knowswhat couldhappen?

CALVIN CANDIE
Whatdo you consider ridiculous?

Dr. SCHULTZ. Fora truly talented specimen, ...."TheRight Nigger"..;? How muchwould you say, Django?

DJANGO
Twelvethousand dollars.

Calvin Candietakes in the figure.

CALVIN CANDIE
Gentlemen, you had my curiosity.Now you got my attention.

TIME CUT

49

INT - CLEOPATRA CLUB- RESTAURANT - NIGHT

Candie,Moguy, Django, Schultz, Bartholomew,Sheba, and Coco eatdinner r' in the restaurant.All the men eat thickT-Bones. Coco eats Catfish. And Shebauses her fingers to rip apartCrawdads.

7'1

CALVIN CANDIE
How ya likethat meat, Bright Boy?

Django's eyes go to Calvin,he nods his approval.

CALVIN CANDIE
(toCoco)
How's yourCatfish, dew drop?

coco Real goodMonsieur Candie.

CALVIN CANDIE
(toSchultz)
You spenda lot of time around niggers aside fromFreeman here?

Not somuch.

CALVIN CANDIE
Well if'inyou did, .you'dknowwhat a treatthis was for 'em. You feel.special Coco?

coco Yessir, Monsieur Candie.

CALVIN CANDIE
Youfeel special Bartholomew?
BARTHOLOMEW
Yessir, Monsieur Candie.

He looks to Sheba,who's licking her fingersfrom the Crawdads.

CALVIN CANDIE
Now Sheba always feels special.Dont'cha?
SHEBA
Yep.
CALVIN CANDIE
How 'boutyou Bright Boy,you feel special?
DJANGO
(meaning Sheba)
Not as special as her.

The tablebreaks out in laughter.

CALVIN CANDIE
Wellwe're leaving bright and early tomorrowmorning, and moving thewhole kit andcaboodle to "Candyland." You oughtacome with us.

Dr.Schultz and Django'seyes meet for a moment..•sofar...so good.

Well,that wasn't on the agenda.But I supposeI could be amenable tothat. How farmust we trek?

CALVIN CANDIE
Ohhardly a ride at all. We'll stillbe inChickasaw County. Five hours...tops. Thereyou can get a look atmy best specimens.Have dinner withmy sister andI. Spend the night at Candylandas my guest.

Splendid.

Django and Schultztrade looks and small smiles.

WE CUT

50

EXT - COUNTRY SIDEMISSISSIPPI - DAY

It's thenext day and a whole processionis making their way to

Candyland.

Calvin Candie,Leonide Moguy, Dr.Schultz,Django, and THREE OVERSEERS (BILLY CRASH,TOMMYGILES, and HOOT PETERS)ride horses.

Bartholomew (nowdressed in work clothes)·drivesa buckboard filled with supplies.

FIVEMANDINGOS (Big Fred and Banjowho we already met, plus JOSHUA, SIDNEYJAMES, and TATUM) recently purchasedat the GreenvilleAuction walkto their new home, with smallbundles of their personal possessionsunder their arm. They looklike powerful warriors.

THREE OTHER SHIRTLESSMANDINGOS (RODNEY,CHICKEN CHARLY, CHESTER)WHO WERE THE MANDINGOS FROM Candylandthatdidn't sell at Greenvilleare walkingback to Candyland, withtheir small bundle of personal possessionsunder their arms. Thesepoor devil's know theirfate is prettydismal. Either they'llbe sold to the LeQuint DickeyMining Company,or they'll be put in somemandingo fight they can'twin, like with Samson, or Stonesipher'sdogs.

8'I

~, RODNEY walks along the road, looksup at Django riding hishorse. All the slaves hate Django becausethey think he's a black slaver.But the three heading backto Candyland are even more resentful.

FLASH ON
Django with Schultz, earlier,inspecting and rejectingthese three.
RODNEY
gives Django a bad eyeballlook up on his horse.
DJANGO ON TONY
sees it. He's playingthe role of a fucker black slaver,he can't let that shit stand.

He yells down to thepowerless man;

DJANGO
Gottaproblem with your eyeball,boy?

Rodney looks away.

RODNEY
No sir.
DJANGO
Youwant a boot heel in it?
RODNEY
No sir.
DJANGO
Then keep ya damn eyeballsoff me! Flash that bad look at meagain, I'llgive ya reason not tolike,me!

As this parademakes progress, Django keepshis emotions in check, but not withoutdifficulty.

Dr.Schultz comesriding Fritz beside him.

How do you like this sideof the slave trade?

DJANGO
Not so much.

Prefer the other side?

DJANGO
I didn't say that.

I've confirmed Broomhilda'sat Candyland.

DJANGO
Are you sure it'sher?

He didn't call herby name, but she's a young lady, whipmarks on her back, and speaks German.Now while it•'snot wise to assume, in this instance,I think it's pretty safe.

DJANGO
Did you offer tobuy her?

I opened the doorto my possible interest. But naturally,sight unseen, I can onlybe so interested.

SUDDENLY.•...

CalvinCandie comes riding upbehind them....

CALVINCANDIE
Am I intruding?

Of course not.

CALVIN CANDIE
(appraisingthe twomen)
I swear youtwo are cozier then acouple of cuttle fish.

Y.ou'dbesurprised what a good conversationalistDjango is.

CALVIN CANDIE
Oh by now,I don't think thatwould surpriseme at all.

Candie gives Django a creepysmile.

Around now the audiencemay start noticing DOG BARKING inthe distance.

Whendo we reach your property?

CALVIN CANDIE
You beenon it. I own the whole sixty miles 'forewe get to Candyland.

Candie gets annoyed atthe barking dogs.

CALVIN CANDIE
Excuseme a moment, gentlemen.
(yellingbehind him at Billy)
BillyCrash, git up here!

Billy Crash, a hillbillyoverseer who's missinghis two front teeth, rides up.

BILLY CRASH
Yeah,Boss?
CALVIN CANDIE
Findout what that goddamncommotion isup at the tracker shack!
BILLY CRASH
Right away, Boss.

Billy Crash TEARS UP AHEAD onhis horse.

,---.. CALVIN CANDIE

You know, confidentially, just'tween us girls, worse things aboutthis business, ain't the slaves.It's all the white trash ya gottadeal with. Like these peckawoodswe got riding with us. These dumb, ignorant,sleazy sonsabitches ain't good fer nuttin,except kickin' a niggers ass can't kickback. Yeah, they holdin' the pretty partof the whip, but it's just a thin membraneseparate 'em. And don't think theydon't know it either. It's about the onlything these dumbass motherfuckers do know.But ya need 'em. Who the hell else yagonna get to beat a niggers ass, otherthan somebody might as well be a nigger hisself.But these mountain boys I use as trackersfor the runaways, they the worst.Nothin but a buncha goddamn inbreed hillbillies.Now like that nigger gal we was talkin' 'bout.I'm sure it was a pain in the ass,but with a lot of patience, thatGerman lady taught Hildi how to speak German.

Djangohears her name himself.His head does involuntary jerk,but his f' emotionsbetray nothing.

CALVINCANDIE
(CON'T)
Now these inbredhillbillies, on theother hand, they canbarely speak English.I can't understanda damn word most of 'emsay. You could te.achaplow horse how to makea pot of coffee, 'foreyou teach those foolshow to use a knifeand fork. I tell ya,if it wasn't forcatchin' a nigger on therun, they'd beas useless as tits ona boar hog.

Billy Crash comes ridingback.

CALVIN CANDIE
What thehell's goin on?
BILLY CRASH
They got 'ema runaway.
CALVIN CANDIE
Who?

CUT TO

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EXT - TRACKER SHACK -DAY

A BUNKHOUSE for theFOUR HILLBILLY TRACKERS (theytrack down runaway slaves) that live hereabout forty miles fromthe Candyland Plantation.

A little dog kennel,looks like a chicken coup,sits next to the bunkhouse.

The TRACKERS area hairy, bearded, burly, buckskinned wearing, dirty long haired lot.

Their Leader isMr.STONESIPHER, the other threeare STEW, LEX, and JAKE. The fourmen could be brothers, or cousins,or father and sons, or just fromthe same hollow.

Lex holdstwo SNARLING GERMAN SHEPHERDS ona leash. Stew one SNARLING GERMAN SHEPHERD ona leash. And Mr.Stonesipher•holdsone SNARLING GERMAN SHEPHERD ona leash, the lead dog,that goes by the name of MARSHA.

A runaway slavenamed, D'ARTAGNAN, liesbelly down in the dirt, surroundedby the four vicious dogs, whoBARK, GROWL, and SNAP athim.

One lookat D'Artagnan tells you he's amandingo who's been in one fight toomany. One of his eyes have beenpoked out. Big BITES have been bitout of both his face and neck (bypast fights, human bites, not thedogs), as well as three fingershave been bit off. Not to ,.--..mentionhe'scovered in cuts, like he'sbeen drug through a briar ' patch.

The fourth Tracker, JAKE, doesn'tengage in the melodrama.He hangs in the background, CUTTING FIREWOOD witha big axe.

Calvin Candie, Dr.Schultz,Django, and the whole Candiecaravan look down on the runaway slave. Includingthe five new mandingos,and the three old mandingos who know D'Artagnan.

CALVIN CANDIE
Well I'11·be,D'Artagnan. Now boy,why do a fool thinglike run off?
D'ARTAGNAN
I can't fightno more, Monsieur Candie.
CALVIN CANDIE
Oh yesyou can. You might not be ableto win,but your ass can fight. - Mr.Stonesipher, shutthese goddamn dogs up, I can'thear myselfthink!

Mr.Stonesipher, yellsto Marsha;

Hushnow! Marsha! Marsha, hushup! Marsha,Marsha, hush up! (tothe other Trackers) Takethese goddamn dogs away fromthis nigger, he's justmakin' em hungry.

The other twoYANK the dogs away from the fallenBlack Man.

CALVIN CANDIE
How long was he loose?

Mr. Stonesipherspits tobacco juice.

A night. Day. Half the othernight.

CALVIN CANDIE
How far he git off property?

Bout twenty miles off prop.Pretty fer, considering that limp hegot.

CALVIN CANDIE
Moguy, who was D'Artagnansuppose to fight Friday?
MOGUY
(pointing behindhim)
One of this new lot.
CALVINCANDIE
Well the wayhe looks now a blind Indian wouldn't beta bead on 'em.
(toD'Artagnan)
Boy, you donemade yourself as useless as a tail on ateddy bear.

D'Artagnan starts begging.

CALVINCANDIE
Now now, nobeggin', no playin' on my soft heart.You in trouble now, son. Now you needto understand I'm runnin'a business.Now I done paid five hundred dollars foryou. And when I pay five hundred dollars,I expect to get five fights outtaa nigga 'fore he rollover and playdead. You've fought three fights.
D'ARTAGNAN
I won everyone.
CALVIN CANDIE
Well, yesyou did. But that lastone, you muddiedthe line between winning andlosing.

Calvin climbs down offof his horse, and walks tothe captured runaway on the ground.

CALVIN CANDIE
But thefact remains, I pay fivehundred dollars,I want five fights. Sowhat aboutmy five hundred dollars?You gonna reimburseme?

The Whites (exceptfor Schultz) laugh.

This whole spectacleis making Dr.Schultz sickto his stomach.

Not Django.•..he'sseen this little drama playout many times before.

The three returningmandingos, Rodney, ChickenCharly, and Chester, watch their fellowdoomed servant pay the pricefor running away.

The five newmandingos watch Calvin Candie'streatment of D'Artagnan to know whatto expect from their new home.

Bartholomewon the buckboard looks at the capturedrunaway like, poor bastard.

Calvin prodsfurther.

CALVIN CANDIE
You even know what reimbursemeans?

TheWhites laugh.

Then SUDDENLY......

....TheGerman Speaks;

I'll reimburseyou.

Al.leyes turn to Dr.Schultz.

IncludingDjango's, whose eyesnarrow at the doctor.

Calvin Candie uses the occasionto perform a slow dramaticturn in the direction of the good German.

CALVINCANDIE
You will?

Removing his long brown leatherbillfold from his suit jacketpocket.

Yes.

CALVIN CANDIE
You'll payfive hundred dollars fora one eyedOle'Joe, ain't fit to pusha broom?

Django's voice cuts throughthe Mississippi heat.

DJANGO
No hewon't.

All eyes turn to Django.

DJANGO
He's justtired of you toyin' withhim is all.And for that matter, so am I.But we ain'tpayin' a penny for that pickaninny, we ain'tgot no use for 'em.Ain't that right,Doc?

Dr.Schultz realizeshe's just done the one thinghe's always preached to Django you cannever do .. BREAK CHARACTER. Thedoctorputshis billfold back in hissuit coat pocket.

(toCandie) You heard 'em.

The HillbillyTrackers stare up at the blackman on the horse in the green jacket, slackjawed.

,r-- Even the onechopping wood in the BG stopshis chopping.

CALVIN CANDIE

(' You'll hafta excuse Mr.Stonesipher'sslack

jawed gaze. He ain't neverseen a nigger like you ever in his life.Ain't that right, Mr.Stonesipher?

Mr.Stonesipher,SPITS.

That's right.

Calvin stepsup to Django on his horse. Lookingup at the black man, Calvin challengesDjango to a staring contest.

CALVIN CANDIE
Well now since you won'tpay a penny for this pickaninny, you won'tmind me handlin' this nigger however I seefit?
DJANGO
He's your nigger.
CALVIN CANDIE
Mr.Stonesipher....letMarsha and her bitches send D'Artagnanto nigger heaven.

Marsha...git 'em!

Theother Trackers let loose of the leashesholding the German Shepherdsback.

TheDOGS CHARGE towards D'Artagnan onhis knees•...

TheMANDINGOS allreact to the sight of the dogsbeing let loose.

TheDOGS ATTACK D'ARTAGNAN....•.

Aswe HEAR the ATTACK......

Candiestaring contest with Django....

Django,who expected nothing lessand has seen worse, doesn'tblink as therunaway slave is torn to bitsby canine teeth.....

Theother Mandingos are scared sick.atwhat they see.

TheHillbilly Trackers root thedogs on.

Dr.Schultzhas never seen a mantorn apart by dogs before,and he appearsnot to enjoy it.

Calvin, without blinking, shiftshis eyes toward Dr.Schultz,then back ,,to Django.

CALVIN CANDIE
Your boss looks a littlegreen around the gills for a bloodsport like ·niggerfightin'?

AsD'Artagnan's SCREAMS and Marsha'sGROWLS continue OFF SCREEN.

DJANGO
Naw, he just ~in1 tuseto seein' a man ripped apart by dogs,is all.
CALVINCANDIE
But you are useto it?
DJANGO
Well, him bein'German an' all, I'm a little more.useto American's then he is. Now MonsieurCandie, whenever you're ready, we rodefive hours so you could show off yourstock. Let's git to it. Cause as ofnow, if he's a example, I ain't impressed.

Calvin...BLINK ......

Saying nothing, Monsieur Candieturns his back to Django, climbsup on his horse, then looks at theblack man.

CALVINCANDIE
Follow me.

The whole caravan rides offas the dogs continue to tearD'Artagnan apart.

52

EXT - THE GROUNDS OF CANDYLAND- DAY

The caravan starts to approachCandyland. Calvin Candieand his sister own the fourth biggest cottonplantation in the state.ofMississippi. As the parade gets closerwe see fields of cotton, andfields of SLAVES picking it.

The audience might of beenexpecting Candyland to bea hell on earth, Auschwitz, Andersonville,Yuma Prison, a Mexican prisonin a Sergio Corbucci Spaghetti western....•.

INSTEAD ......CANDYLANDisvery beautiful. The fieldsof cotton, the way the trees hang greenvines over everything. It's fullof nature and natures vibrant colors,and a broiling hot sun to seeit all in.

One of the cottonpickersin the field, DOBIE, looksup, and sees Django in his cool green corduroyjacket, badass cowboy hat,on top of Tony.

~ He taps the shoulderof another cotton picker (ORWELL),and points out Django.

~ All of a suddenall the bent over backs inthe field, straighten up to get a better lookat the black riding a horse.

Django looksback matching their stare.

53

EXT - SLAVE VILLAGE- DAY

The caravanrolls through the shack/cabinvillage the slaves live in.

As the paraderolls through all the SLAVESsnap to attention, and bow (very formally)as Monsieur Candie ridespast. A KING among his SUBJECTS, a PATRON withhis PEONS, a FATHER amongsthis CHILDREN, a SHEPHERD among his SHEEP.

KIDS playingin the dirt get up and runto Calvin on his horse.

Candie callsthe kids by name, takes outa bag of .jellybeans, and begins tossingthem about.

The Kids scramblein the dirt for the brightcolored candy.

This is CalvinCandie in his element, athis happiest.

THEN.....

....DJANGO ridesby.

The CARAVANmoves from the slave villageto the White Villagethe overseersand their family live in onthe plantation grounds.

Otherthen the switch of white facesfor black, it's prettymuch the same village.

And theytoo see Django.......WOW!

The Caravanenter.sthe road that leadsto the front of the Plantation, or TheBig House as everyone callsit.

To theleft of the Big House isbig wooden ARENA built forhis Friday nightnigger fights.

Allthe HOUSE SLAVES (the domesticslaves that work for theCandie familyin the Big House), andWHITE WORKERS (overseers and strayfarm hands)come out to greet the caravan.

Theyall greet Monsieur CalvinCandie, who naturally leadsthe procession,as if he's AlexanderThe Great returning fromthe wars.

Asthe caravan comes to a stopin front of the Big House, itcreates a hugedust cloud behind it.

Calvin'swidowed sister LARA LEECANDIE-FITZWILLY, an attractive ~ fortyish,strawberry blonde southernbelle, steps out onthe porch of theBig House to greet her brother.

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~' DIRECTLY ABOVE LARA LEE,ON THE THIRD FLOOR BALCONYOVER HANG, OUT

steps...

STEPHEN
eyeing Calvin and theapproaching caravan.

Who's STEPHEN? Stephenis a very old black man,who with his bald pate, and tufts of white curlyhair on the sides, lookslike a character out of Dickens - if Dickenswrote about House Niggersin the Antebellum South.

Stephen has been Calvin'sslave since he was alittle boy. And in (almost) every way isthe 2nd most powerful personat Candyland. Like the charactersBasil Rathbone would play inswashbucklers, evil, scheming, intriguingmen, always trying to influenceand manipulate power for their own self interest.Well that describesStephen to a tee.

The Basil Rathboneof House Niggers.

The old Man watchesthe caravan and the trailingdust cloud approach.

THEN.........

Out of the dust cloud...EMERGE DJANGO andSCHULTZ....onTONY and FRITZ.

All the Candylanderssee Django, dressed likehe is, up on the horse, and for a momentdon't know what to think.

Lara Lee, like herbrother, is both surprisedand intrigued.

As Stephen peersdown from his perch at thenigger in the green jacket, it's hate at firstsight. Stephen heads downstairs,he walks with a limp.

All the caravanriders are still up on theirhorses. Calvin sees Stephen limpingtowards them, and greetshim with a big how do youdo;

CALVIN CANDIE
Hello Stephen my boy!
STEPHEN
Yeah yeah yeah, hello my ass- who's this nigger up on that nag?
CALVIN CANDIE
Oh Stephen, why so ornery,you miss me?
STEPHEN
Yeah, I miss you like Imiss a rock in my shoe. Like I said, who'sthis nigger, up on that nag?
DJANGO'S VOICE (OS)
Hey Snowball.

,,,-,Stephen looks up at Djangoon Tony.

DJANGO
If youwanna know who I am, or thename of my horse,you ask me.
STEPHEN
Just·whothe hell you callin' Snowball, horseboy? I'll yank your ass ofthat goddamnnag, so goddamn fast -in the mud.
CALVIN CANDIE
Whoa,whoa, whoa, Stephen, let'skeep it funny.Django's a Freeman.

Stephen jerks a thumbup towards Django.

STEPHEN
Thisnigger, here?
CALVIN CANDIE
Thatnigger there. Let me atleast introduce the two of.you. Django, thisis another cheekyblack bugger like yourself,Stephen. Stephen, this is Django.You two should hate each other.

Stephen usesthe special privilege he andhe alone enjoys amongstthe blacks at Candyland.

STEPHEN
Calvin, who the hell isthis nigger you feel the need to entertain?
CALVIN CANDIE
Django and his friend ingrey, Dr.Schultz are customers, and theyare our guests Stephen. And you - youold decrepit bastard... ...areto show them everyhospitality. Do you understand that?
STEPHEN
I don't know why I gotta-
CALVIN CANDIE
You don't hafta knowwhy, do you understand?
STEPHEN
Yeah yeah yeah, Iunderstand jus.tfine.
CALVINCANDIE
Good. They're spendingthe night. Go up in the guest bedroomsand get two ready.
STEPHEN
(pointingat Django)
He's gonna stayin the Big House?
CALVIN CANDIE
Stephen, he'sa slaver. It's different.
STEPHEN
(incredulous)
In the BigHouse?
CALVIN CANDIE
You gottaproblem with that?
STEPHEN
I don't gottaproblem, unless you gotta problemwith burin' the bed, the sheets, and thepillow cases once this black ass motherfuckersgone!
CALVIN CANDIE
That'smy problem, they're mine to burn; Your problem,right now, is making a good impression.And I want you to start solvingthat problem right now, andgit themrooms ready.

The Old Man looks upat his Master, and says;

STEPHEN
Yessir, Monsieur Candie.

Stephen limps awayto the guest rooms, mutteringto himself.

Lara Lee and herever present shadow, a FAT MAMMYnamed CORA, comes up to her brotheron his horse.

CALVIN CANDIE
Dr.Schultz, this attractive southernbelle is my widowed sister, may I presentto you, Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwilly.

Lara Lee doesa southern lady bow.

Dr.Schultz liftshis bowler hat, and nods ina grand manner.

I am Dr.King Schultz, this ismy 2nd Django, (Django tips his hat) and these are our horses,Fritz and Tony.

f' BothFritz and Tony do the head bow.

And it is ourgreat delight to encounter this flamingrose.

LARA LEE
Well aren'tyou the charming gentlemen. You're not fromaround here, are you?

Actually I'mfrom a far off land, Dusseldorf,to be exact.

CALVIN CANDIE
These twoare in the market for a fightin' nigger. So Ithought I'd invite 'em down, show 'emmy stock.
LARA LEE
We'll allhave dinner tonight, right?
CALVIN CANDIE
Half thereason I invited them. I thought you'd find.themas intriguing as I do little sister.

Lara Lee looks up at Django,and smiles.

All of a sudden THREE WHITE RIDERSride up on horses,a older one, and two tough looking youngerones. The older one is theCap't of the Overseers, ACE WOODY, andhis two assistants BROWNand JINGLE BELLS CODY. While Ace is dressedfor work on a farm, bothBrown and Jingle Bells Cody are peacockswho wear cool cowboy outfits.

As Calvin Candie watchesthe three riders approach,he turns to Dr.Schultz and Django,and says;

CALVIN CANDIE
Youknow since I started fightin'niggers abouteleven years ago, it's beena new leaseon life. And the man ridin'up here nowis the man responsible for allmy success.

Ace and his boyspull their horses up, kicking updust.

Through the dustAce, Brown, and Jingle Bells Codyeyeball Django and Schultz.

CALVIN CANDIE
Howdy Ace.
(to Schultz and Django)
This here is my Overseer Cap't,and nigger fight trainer extraordinaire, Ace Woody.

9'5

~. Pointing at the two shadowsthat flank Ace Woody.

CALVIN CANDIE
And that'sBrown and that's JingleBells Cody.
(toAce)
Ace,this here is Dr.King Schultz,and DjangoFreeman, they're big customerswith bigpockets wanna buy a big nigger.So I brought 'emout here so you couldgive 'ema little display of our Africanflesh.

Ace takes off his hat,bows from his horse, welcomingthem•.

ACE WOODY
Welcometo Candyland, gentlemen.

Astride their horsesBrown and Jingle Bells Codyjust make faces at Django.

Ace's attention goesto the five new mandingos.justwalked from Greenville to here.

ACE WOODY
Thesethe new chickens?
CALVIN CANDIE
Yes siree bob.
ACE WOODY
How many you get?
(he counts)
One, two, three, four, five.
CALVIN CANDIE
Five real strong bucks.
ACE WOODY
How many you get rid of?
CALVIN CANDIE
We still got three left.

Ace looksto see who came back from theauction.

Leo Moguychimes in;

MOGUY
I already wired theLeQuint Dickey people, they'll be here tomorrow.

Ace turnsto Brown.

ACE WOODY
Get 'emaway from the others. Put 'emin the pentill tomorrow.

Brown with his horse,yells, chases, and herds thethree men away into the slave pen.

Ace yells from his horsedown to the five new mandingoarrivals, Big Fred, Banjo, SidneyJames, Tatum, .andJoshua.

ACE WOODY
Y'allstand over there and makea line!

They do.

Ace climbs down fromoff his horse.

Cody stays in his saddle,circling the blackmen with his horse.

Everybody, includingDjango and Dr.Schultz,watch the show.

Ace Woody walks upand down the line looking atthe new men.

Candie, sitting comfortablyup on his horse,says;

CALVIN CANDIE
What do you think?
ACE WOODY
Ithink you lookin' for niggersto push a plow, 'dem your boys.

Candie rollshis eyes.

CALVIN CANDIE
What's wrong with them?
ACE WOODY
Hold it•..hold it, youdone bought 'em,let me look at 'em.

UnimpressedAce Woody continues to examinethem.

ACE WOODY
Okay, how 'bout thatone, did you buy that one?
CALVIN CANDIE
Which one?
ACE WOODY
What you mean,which one? The one I'm pointing at, thatone.

'17

CALVIN CANDIE
Actually,that one was purchased by our misterMoguy.
ACE WOODY
(toMoguy)
You boughthim?
MOGUY
Yes I did.
ACE WOODY
Why?
MOGUY
I likehis prospects.
ACE WOODY
Hisprospects? Now you know Mr.Moguy, I ain'ta educated fella like yourself. Remindme again what prospects means?
MOGUY
Hopefor the future.

Jerking a thumb towardsthe slave in question.

ACE WOODY
Yougot hope for his future?
MOGUY
Idid.
ACE WOODY
WellI don't.

Ace walks over tothe slave in question.

ACE WOODY
What's your name, boy?

The mandingo says;

SIDNEY JAMES
Sidney James, sir.
ACE WOODY
So long Sidney James.

Ace takes thepeacemaker out of the holsteron his hip, and SHOOTS Sidney Jamespoint blank in the belly.

Everybodyreacts.

~' Especially the four othermandingos standing next to him.

Sidney James rolls in thedirt, screaming and holding hisbleeding gut.

Till Cody puts a bullet inhis head, putting him out ofhis misery.

Moguy, shakes his h~ad, "Typical,"he thinks.

Django and Schultz, on theirhorses next.to Candie,watch.

Ace looks up at his boss.

ACE WOODY
Boss Candie,which one did you buy?
CALVIN CANDIE
Wellto me the pick of the litteris Big Fredover there.
ACE WOODY
(pointingat Fred)
Thisone over here?
CALVIN CANDIE
Yes.
ACE WOODY
(toFred)
YouFred?

A very scared Fredanswers.

BIG .FRED
Yes,sira
ACE WOODY
Well good to meet'cha Fred, I'mAce Woody, I'ma man of influence 'roundhere. Now Fred am I mistaken, or wereyou already in a kurfuffle? ·
CALVIN CANDIE
I had 'em fight one ofAmerigo's niggers last night.
ACE WOODY
How is ol' Amerigo?
CALVIN CANDIE
His nigger lost.

,,

ACE WOODY
(toFred)
Really? Youwon?
BIGFRED
Yes, sir.
ACE WOODY
Wup'ed his ass?
CALVINCANDIE
Beat 'em todeath.

Smiling impressively at BigFred.

ACE WOODY
(toFred)
Really?
CALVIN CANDIE
He did havefifteen pounds on 'em, but still,he still beat his ass to death.
ACE WOODY
(toFred)
You did?

BIG FRED) Yes, sir.

ACE WOODY
Good job,boy. Got any more wins inya?
BIG FRED
Yes, sir.

Ace gives Cody a slighthead nod, and Cody SHOOTS BigFred in the back.

Candie acts out mock frustration.

The remaining threemandingos jump a mile.

CALVIN CANDIE
Now whydid you do that?
ACE WOODY
Hewon his last fight last night.

Ace puts his eyes onthe three remaining mandingos

/oo

ACE WOODY
(to mandingos)
Those of you withexceptional ability will find it ain'tso bad here. Those of you who don't possessexceptional ability, will wish you did.

Ace looksup to Cody on his horse.

ACE WOODY
Run 'em over tothe Arena. Git 'em doin push ups. Firstone gives out, shoot 'em in the head.
(to mandingos)
Welcome to Candyland,boys!

Codyruns the terrified mandingosto the arena.

Candieleans over to Schultz andsays;

CALVINCANDIE
We only get abouttwo out of every batch of five fighterswe buy. But those two tend to be lucky.

Ace Woody hops back up on hishorse.

CALVINCANDIE
You know Mr.Woody,I'm beginning to think that you don'ttrust my judgement?

Ace Woody just smiles at hisboss, and says;

ACE WOODY
Oh you knowI always trust your judgement, Boss Candie...eventually.

He rides off.

Stephen limps back to theaction.

CALVIN CANDIE
Ahhh, Stephenmy boy, rooms ready?
STEPHEN
All readyfor your guest and his nigger.

Candie shakes his head inmock frustration.

CALVIN CANDIE
Stephen,you're incorrigible.
(toSchultz and Django)
Gentlemen,let Stephen show youto your rooms.
CALVIN CANDIE
(CON'T} There you can lie downand rest up for a couple of hours.Then we'll have some lemonade, and I'llshow off some of my finer specimens.

Splendid.

Both Dr.Schultz and Django climbdown from their horses.

Candie looks to a black little stableboy of about eight namedTIMMY.

CALVINCANDIE
Timmy boy, gotake their horses for 'em. Fix 'em up atthe stable, give 'em a load of oats.

Django hands the boy the reigns.

DJANGO
That's Fritz,this is Tony. You take good care of 'emnow.
TIMMY
Yes, sir.

Django takes an apple out ofhis saddle bag, and handsit to the boy.

DJANGO
Once he's inthe stable, give 'em that.

He reaches back in the saddleand pulls out anotherone.

DJANGO
Give thatone to Fritz.

Timmy leads the horsesaway.

The two visitors startto follow Stephen to theirrooms, when Dr.Schultz pretendsto remember something;

Oh,Monsieur Candie, about thatmatter about thenigger girl we were talkingabout?

CALVIN CANDIE
Niggergirl?

Ibelieve you said she spokeGerman?

CALVIN CANDIE
Ohyes, Hildi, what about her?

Ioz..

Do you thinkbefore the demonstration you could sendher around to my room?

CALVIN CANDIE
I don't seewhy not.
(toStephen)
Stephen,when you get through showing them totheir rooms, go fetch Hi1di. I want hercleaned up and smellin' nice, and sentover to Dr.Schultz's room.

Stephen has to be the bearerof bad news.

STEPHEN
Actually....MonsieurCandie....there's somethin'we ain't tole you yet.
CALVIN CANDIE
What?
STEPHEN
Hildi'sin The Hot Box.

This gets Django's,Schultz's, and Candie's attention.

CALVIN CANDIE
What'sshe doin' there?
STEPHEN
What 'chathink she doin' in TheHot Box, shebein punished.
CALVIN CANDIE
What she do?
STEPHEN
She ran away again.
CALVIN CANDIE
Jesus Christ, how many peopleran away when I was gone?
STEPHEN
Two.
CALVIN CANDIE
When did she go?

'STEPHEN Last night. They broughther back this morning.

IO.J

CALVINCANDIE
How bad did Stonesipher'sdogs tear her up?

Django's hand falls to thebutt of his smoke wagon. If theysicked those dogs on his angel, he'sgoing to just kill all these motherfuckers right now.

STEPHEN
Lucky forher they were busy lookin' for D'Artagnan'sass. Brown and Cody wentout lookin' forher and found her. She a little beat up,but she did that to herself. Runnin' throughthem damn bushes.

Django's hand moves away fromhis gun.

CALVIN CANDIE
How longshe been in the box?
STEPHEN
What'chathink, all godd.amnday!Little fool gotten more days to go.
CALVIN CANDIE
Takeher out.
STEPHEN
(incredulous)
Takeher out? Why!
CALVIN CANDIE
BecauseI said so, that's why. Hildiis mynigger. Dr.Schultz is my guest.Southern hospitalitydictates I make her available tohim.
STEPHEN
ButMonsieur Candie, she just ranaway?
CALVIN CANDIE
Jesus Christ Stephen, what'sthe point of havin' a nigger speaks German if•youcan't wheel 'emout when you have aGerman guest? Irealize it's inconvenient. Still,take her out.
(to Cora and Lara Lee) · Lara Lee would you and Corabe responsible for getting her cleaned up andpresentable for Dr.Schultz?

The overseers,·TommyGiles and Hoot Petersgo to The Hot Box. While Billy Crashgoes to the well to draw a bucketof water.

,0v-

Django watches them walkto The Hot Box.

Dr.Schultz's eyes shiftto Django, to watch him watch this.

Stephen notices Django'sinterest in both The Hot Boxand whoever's sizzling in it.

The HOT BOX itself is a large IRONSOLITARY CONFINEMENT CELL DOOR (fromYuma Prison) built into theground. They put a key in thelock, and the two men lift the heavy irondoor open.

REVEALING: A naked Broomhildabroiling in a smallcoffin like iron box dug into the ground.

Broomhilda reacts tothe sudden burst of blinding sunshine.

WHEN.....

Billy Crash TOSSESthe bucket of water on her.

Django watches this.

DJANGO'S POV: .Fromhiswide shot perspectivewe seethem yank the NAKED BROOMHILDA (incoherent)out of the hole.

REVENGE MUSIC PLAYS
r as we move into aSergio Leone CU of DJANGO'S FACE.

Stephen breaksthe mood.

STEPHEN
(to Django)
You comin·•,or you wanna sleepin that little box?

Django turnshis back on the naked Broomhildaand follows Stephen and Dr.Schultzup the front steps of The Big House.

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INT - THE BIGHOUSE - DAY

Stephen leadsthe two guests up the big prominentsweeping staircase in the entryway of The Big House. Then downthe hallway with the guest rooms. Dr.Schultzis shown his guest roomby Stephen. Schultz enters the roomand shuts the door behind him. Stephentakes Django to the room nextdoor, opens the door, and leadshim in.

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INT - DJANGO'SGUEST ROOM - DAY

A guestroom with a big feather bed, dresserdrawer with a flowery pitcherof water and basin on top of it.A little bedside table witha lamp anda tiny bell on it. ('

STEPHEN
This one's yours, boy. Thatbed's damn nice too.

Django walksover to the window, parts thecurtains and peers out.

Broomhilda'sgone. As he looks through theglass, snotty Stephen rattles onin the background.

STEPHEN
Feel free to touch anythingyou want, cause we burnin' all thisshit once you gone. I'll have somebodyknock on the door when the demonstrationready.

Django sitsdown on the bed.

Stephenturns to leave.

DJANGO
Not so fast.
STEPHEN
I got more importantthings to do then jaw with you.
DJANGO
Nigger, when I say stopyou plant roots.

Both thewords and the tone stop Stephendead. He turns around.

DJANGO
This tiny bellon this little table.... •...is this foryou? I ring this, you do fer me?
STEPHEN
Me or somebody.

Djangoreaches over and picksup the bell.

(asoft) DING-A-LING

STEPHEN
(unamused)
What 'chawant?
DJANGO
I want youto pour some water in that bowl formy wash up.

Stephen does what he's told,but with attitude.

Django shuts the guestroom door so the two menare alone.

Once Stephen's done,Django stands up from thebed.

DJANGO
Gimmie.

Stephen hands himthe basin full of water.

Django takes it fromhim.

Then throws thewater in Stephen's face.

The drippingwet old slave can do nothing againstthis free man.

DJANGO
Whatsamatter Stephen, youdon't like that?

Django takeshis hand and SLAPS the oldman hard across the face knocking himto the floor;

DJANGO
That's my kinda bell ringin'.Git up.

The oldman timidly, slowly, and shakyrises off the floor - as soonas he does -Django SLAPS HIM TO THE FLOOR again.

Then Djangosits back down on the bed,looking at the old man onthe floor belowhis knees.

DJANGO
I've known me HouseNiggers like you my whole life. Playyour dog tricks with your Massa'. Ya' lip offto him every now an' then, as long asya' keep it funny. He rol1s his eyes andputs up with it, and all the white folksthink it's so cute. Meanwhile you gotall these niggas round here hoppin' and jumpin'to stay on your good side. Wellthis time Snowball, you gonna listen tome. You got anymore sass you wanna slingmy way, before they give us a mandingodemonstration, I'm gonna give this wholemotherfuckin plantation a demonstration,of ME beatin' the BLACK off your ass.I will make you drop your drawers, I'lltake off my belt, and I will Wup' your bareass with it, in front of every niggaon this plantation. And after I do that, let'ssee you play the rooster round here.
STEPHEN
Calvin wouldn't.let youdo it.
DJANGO
Oh that's right, he givesyou first name privileges••..ain't thatcute. Sass me me again nigger, seewhat happen'.

Stephen lyingon the iloor, biteshis tongue.

DJANGO
That's what I thought.Now git outta·here.

With asmuch dignity as he can muster,Stephen stands up.

Before heleaves, Django tells him;

DJANGO
When I ring thisbell, you better come a runnin'. You - notnobody else. While I'm on this property,you my nigger Snowball.

Stephenleaves.

Djangolies down on the bed.He covers his eyes with hisarm.

A door joinsDjango and Schultz'sroom. The adjoining dooropens, and Schultzstands there.

Was that wise?

Djangodoesn't remove his armfrom .hiseyes.

DJANGO
He ain't tellin'nobody 'bout that.

That'sall that needs to besaid.

INT- HALLWAY (BIG HOUSE) -D-1\Y

LaraLee, Cora, and a traumatized,but cleaned up (she'sdressed in a domesticmaid uniform) Broomhildastand outside Dr.Schultz'sdoor, afterCalvin's sister rapson it.

Dr.Schultzopens the door.

Hello ladies.

LARA LEE
Dr.Schultz, may I introduceto you, Hildi. Hildi, this is Dr.Schultz,he speaksGerman.

(to Broomhilda) I've been informed youdo as well.

BROOMHILDA
(German)
It would be my pleasureto speak with you in Germana

Schultz actsfor the benefit of MissLara's astonishment.

Dr. SCHU.LTZ Astonishing. (in GERMAN) Please come inside Fraulein.

She does,and just·as Lara Lee is to saysomething, Schultzsays, "Thank Youvery much," and closes thedoor in her face. MissLara looks to herMammy, and the two women headoff nonplussed.

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INT - SCHULTZ'SGUEST ROOM (BIG HOUSE)- LATE AFTERNOON

r-'··

With thedoor closed, Schultz turnsto the weak, frightened, disorientedgirl.

He givesher a pleasant smile.

They call youHildi, but your real name is Broomhilda, isn'tit?

BROOMHILDA
Yes. How do youknow that?

Stands to reasonwho ever taught you German wouldalso give you a Germanname. Can I pour youa glass of water, Broomhilda?

Hearingher name being spokeproperly for the firsttime in awhile, not tomention with a German accent,does have a bit ofa calming influence onthe frightened girl.

/o"7

WE CUT TO DJANGO
on the other side of theadjoining door, listening,waiting for his cue to present himself.

BACK TO BROOMHILDAAND Dr.SCHULTZ As Dr.Schultz calmlypours the young lady a glassof water, he begins talking to her in GERMANSUBTITLED IN ENGLISH;

(GERMAN) I'maware you haven't spokenGerman in a longwhile. So I'll talk slowly. I'monly speaking German toyou now, Broomhilda,in case Candie'speople are listeningto us. Myself anda mutual friendof ours, have gone througha lot oftrouble, and rode a lotof miles, to findyou fraulein - to rescueyou.

He hands her ata11·c1ear glass of water.

She looks athim weird, rescue me?

(GERMAN) Please drink.

She absentmindedlyobeys.

(GERMAN) Now it's myself andour mutual friend's intention to take youaway from here forever.

BROOMHILDA
(GERMAN)
I don't got anyfriends.

(GERMAN) Yes you do.

BROOMHILDA
(GERMAN)
Who?

(GERMAN) I can't tellyou. Our mutual friendhas a flair forthe dramatic, and he wantsto surpriseyou.

/JO

BROOMHILDA
(GERMAN)
Where is he?

He pointsat the adjoining door.

(GERMAN) Standing right behind thatdoor.

Her headmoves in the direction of the door.

He looksto the young woman;

(GERMAN) Promise me you won't scream?

She nodsher head, yes.

(GERMAN) Say, I promise.

BROOMHILDA
(GERMAN)
I promise.

Dr.Schultzmoves to the door, and lightlyraps on it.

Thedoor knob turns.

Thedoor slowly opens revealing......

Herhusband Django, but different,all cowboyed out and cleanedup.

He smiles at her, and says;

DJANGO
Hey Little TroubleMaker.

Obviously a pet name betweenthem.

Broomhilda goes into a bitof·shock .....

....firstshe loses strengthin her wrist, so the glasstips over, and the water spills on the floor•....

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•.FOLLOWEDQUICKLY BY HERSELFSPILLING ON THE FLOORIN A DEAD FAINT.

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The two men look at thewoman on the floor, then ateach other;

You silvertongued devil you.

MONTAGE
WE DISSOLVE to later,as we see Dr.Schultz and Djangoexplain what they're doing there,who they're pretending to be,and what their plan is to Broornhilda.We heara woman whistle a softpretty tune on the soundtrack. It's nota happy tune.•.per se. But it'spretty, and vaguely optimistic......

WE DISSOLVE TO The SLAVE PEN The doomed men whodidn't sell at Greenville, broodingRodney and Chester and ChickenCharly, spend their last nightat Candyland sleeping under thestars in The Slave Pen. The samewhistling tune continues over thisscene.

Rodney sees, Thewhole slave selling and buyinggroup, Django, Dr.Schultz, Candie,Bartholomew, Moguy, Ace Woody,Brown and Cody, and the Overseers,walk across the plantation groun.dsontheir way to The Arena. Laughin'and joshin' all the way.The hatred Rodney feels for that groupof rnen•burnsinside him like ared hot poker.

A study in powerlessfury.

DISSOLVE TO BROOMHILDA SETTINGTHE DINNER TABLE ~. in the diningr·oornofThe Big House with itsknives, spoons and forks. She's allby herself as she goes through thisduty.

The whistlingtune we've been listening tohas been corningfrom Broomhildawhistling as she sets the table.

Suddenly outof the darkness of the backgroundappears Stephen.

STEPHEN
What you whistlin', girl?

Broornhildastopswhistling and spins surprisedin Stephen's direction.

STEPHEN
What was you whistlin'?
BROOMHILDA
Oh nuttin'.
STEPHEN
You weren't whistlin'nothin', you were whistlin' sornethin'.What'chawhistlin'?
BROOMHILDA
I dunno. Sornethin'Iheard. I don't know no .name..

1/Z.

STEPHEN
It's kinda pretty.

She doesn'tsay anything in return.

STEPHEN
That was a compliment.
BROOMHILDA
Thank you.

Stephen stepsout of the shadows into thelight closer to Broomhilda.

STEPHEN
I'm just sayin', two daysago you wus' in such misery here, you haddarun off. So you run off, we catch yourass an' drag you back. Then we stick your bareass to sizzle in The Hot Box for' 'boutten hours. Now here you are two days later,whistlin' while you work. I'm just sayin',I.wouldn' think you'd have a hellva lotto whistle 'bout. . ...I'mjus' sayin'.

He watchesthe effect his wordshave on Broomhilda's face.

BROOMHILDA
I'm done here,may I be excused?
STEPHEN
Yes you may.

Shemoves off to another partof the house.

He watches her shuffle off.

INT- DINING ROOM (BIG HOUSE)- NIGHT

Later that evening, Django anda lot of other white people(Calvin Candie, Lara Lee, Moguy, andDr.Schultz) sat around thedinner table. They are being served by theblack people we've cometo know at Candyland (Stephen, Cora,and because Dr.Schultz likesher Broomhilda).

Along with an army of DOMESTIC SLAVESacting as wait service.

Knowing Django's a slaver,and for his dinner tableprivileges, the Domestic Slaves despiseDjango.

Even Broomhilda will be shockedto hear him speak likea slaver, even though they obviously gaveher a heads up on theirmasquerade.

We pick up the conversationin mid-negotiation. r

JI'S

LookMonsieur Candie, they wereall fine specimens,no doubt about it.But the bestthree, by far, were Sampson,Goldie, andEskimo Joe. - By the way,why's he calledEskimo Joe?

CALVIN CANDIE
Ohyou never know how thesenigger nicknames getstarted. His name was Joe· ...maybeone day he said he was cold••.whoknows?

Irregardless,we all know Samson'syour best, and you'll never sellhim and I can see why, he's a champion.

CALVIN CANDIE
All three are champions.

Django contradicts,as he chews his steak;

DJANGO
Samson's the champion.The other two are pretty good.

All theDomestic Slaves around thetable STIFFEN at witnessing Django contradictCalvin Candie.

IncludingBroomhilda, who's wieldingthe Gravy Boat. After Djangosays that,while in shock, she over poursbeef gravy on Lara Lee'smashed potatoes.

LARA LEE
Hildi!

Broomhildasnaps back.

Insteadof getting angry, Candieseems to reflect on that analysis, thenissues his own appraisal;

CALVINCANDIE
Can EskimoJoe whip Sampson, no. Can he take Goldie,probably not - Goldie's the best dirty fightin'nigger I ever saw.But as long as youdon't put 'em up against those two.,EskimoJoe will whip any niggers ass.
DJANGO
Maybe.

The Domestics FREEZE fora jerky second when Django saysthat.

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You must understand, MonsieurCandie, while admittedly a neophyte inthe nigger fight game, I do have a bit ofa background in the European travelingcircus. Hence, I have big ideas when it comesto presentation. I need something morethen just a big nigger. He needs to have panache.A sense of showmanship. I want to be able tobill.him as The Black Hercules. I said, and I quote; "Iwould pay top dollar for the, right nigger."Now I'm not saying Eskimo Joe is the wrongni·gger- per se ..... but is he right asrain .....?

Everyonewaits for Calvin's response.He milks the moment bytaking a sip ofhis mint julep, then says;

CALVIN CANDIE
Dr.Schultz, Iwill have you know, there is no one in thenigger fight game that appreciates the valueof.showmanship more then, MonsieurCalvin J. Candie. But one must not forgetthe most important thing in the niggerfight game.
(beat)
A nigger that canwin fights. That should be your first,second, third, four, and fifth concern.After you have that, and you know youhave that, then, you can start to implementa grande design. But since I enjoyoldest man at the table status - beatingMoguy by one year for that honor -allow the old sage to advise, first thingsfirst.

Broorrihildacomesaround witha bowl of string greenbeans.

Dr.Schultz says somethingpleasant to her in German.

She smiles, and says somethingpleasant back.

CALVIN CANDIE
I see youtwo gettin' on?

Dr.Schultz breaks intoa wide grin;

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FAMOUSLY.

· (dramaticpause) MonsieurCandie, you can't imaginewhat it'slike not to hear you nativetongue for fouryears.

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R"· CALVIN CANDIE

Hell,I can't imagine two weeks inBoston.

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~ Everybody at the table chuckles.

I can't expressthe joy I felt conversing in my mothertongue. And Broomhilda isa charming conversationcompanion.

As Broomhilda holds the bowlof green beans for Moguy,Lara Lee notices how Django and Broomhildalook and try not to lookat each other.

Stephen enters the roomwith a fresh mint julep forMonsieur Candie.

LARA LEE
I don'tknow doctor, you can layon all the Germansweet talk you want, butit looks likethis ponys got big eyesfor Django.

Lara Lee has no ideahow right she is, but when shesaid it, all three, Django, Broomhilda, andSchultz, involuntarily jerk.

AND•.........

•...........: .••...STEPHENseesit.

Schultz covers the jerkwith more of his verbalgobbilty gook.

Except for Stephen,no one else was the wiser.

Broomhilda takes hergreenbeans and leaves thedining room for the kitchen.

Stephen watches hergo, then looks at Django,then hands Candie his mint julep, and goesinto a broad routine forthe table's benefit.

CALVIN CANDIE
Stephen,you're amazing. Ihaven't finished a drink in this house intwenty years.
STEPHEN
When a man likes a colddrink, a man likes a COLD drink.

Chuckle.•..chuckle....

CALVIN CANDIE
Did you overhear that jokeI said about me spending two weeks inBoston
STEPHEN
(mock indignant)
You don't have any ideathe work I do to see food gets on thetable.

I/6

CALVIN CANDIE
Whatdoes that hafta do withthe price of Teain China?
STEPHEN
Youthink when I'm in thatkitchen, I got nothin'better to do then listenin here toyou tellin' unfunny jokes?

Chuckle....chuckle....

CALVIN CANDIE
(mock indignation)
What? They laughed!
STEPHEN
Of course they laughed,their parents raised them right. Whenthey're a guest in somebody's house, andthe master·of of the house thinks he'sfunny, you suppose to laugh. They'dbe rude not to.

Chuckle....chuckle....

They playtheir little comedy routinefor all it's worth.

CALVIN CA.NDIE
No it was really funny,
(to table)
wasn't it?
STEPHEN
Now what do you expectthese people to say? What you needto do is stop embarrassing your guest.
(to table)
Everybody don't laughat him, you're being polite, I understand,you mean well, but it just encourageshim.

Chuckle...chuckle...

As thewhite folks chuckle, Stephenmoves back into the kitchen.

INT- KITCHEN (BIG HOUSE) - NIGHT

OnceStephen enters the kitchen,his smile melts away,and he locks eyeson Broomhilda. He moves overto her.

STEPHEN
You know thatnigger?

f' Shespins around.

,,.,

BROOMHILDA
Who?
STEPHEN
Don't stallme bitch, you knowwho?
BROOMHILDA
At thetable? I don't know him.
STEPHEN
You don'tknow him?
BROOMHILDA
No.
STEPHEN
Youwouldn't lie to me now,would you?

She shakes her head,no.

Stephen looks at herskeptical.

STEPHEN
Okay,if you say so.

BACK TO DINNER TABLE

Pick it up again inmid-negotiation.

DJANGO
EskimoJoe's a quality nigger,no doubt aboutit. But if it wasmy money, I wouldn't pay twelve thousanddollars forhim.

What would your price be?

DJANGO
Well, if I was inclined tobe generous, and I don't know why Iwould be inclined to be generous....nine thousand....maybe.

Candie's lawyerchimes in.

MOGUY
But the real question is,not how much he cost, but how much hecan earn?

Django?

DJANGO
In a years time, sevenor eight fights - outside of Mississippi- where his Candyland pedigree weren't wellknown - Virginia•..
(CON'T)
DJANGO
(CON'T)
Georgia -all goes well...twentyto twenty one thousanddollars.
CALVIN CANDIE
PreciselyBright Boy, good onya. Any way you cutthat cake, that spellsprofit. Not to.mentiona years worth ofaction at the bigtable in a blood sportwith a winner nigger.However let mereclarify how thiswhole negotiation cameabout. It wasn'tme who came to youto sell a nigger,it was you who approachedme to buy one.Now that nine thousanddollar figureBright Boy was bandingabout, ain't toofar off from right.And if I wantedto sell Eskimo Joe forthat, I could sell 'emany day of theweek. But likeyou said in Greenvilledoctor, I don'twanna sell 'em. It wasonly your ridiculousoffer of twelve thousand dollarsthat would make me considerit.

Dr.Schultz considers CalvinCandie's words,then suddenly says;

You knowMonsieur Candie••••youdo possess the powerof persuasion.

Candie smiles at thatremark.

Then SUDDENLY SchultzSLAPS the table hardwith his hand, and says;

Why not!Monsieur Candie,you have a deal, EskimoJoe, twelve thousanddollars!

The White peopleat the table get very happy.

Dr.Schultz continues;

However, that is a tremendousamount of money. And the way you haveyour Mr.Moguy, Ihave a lawyer, a persnicketyman named Tuttle. And I would needmy man to draw up a legal contract beforeI would feel comfortable exchangingthat amount of money for fiesh. Not tomention having Eskimo Joe examined bya physician of my choosing. So say I returnin about five days time with my Mr.Tuttle.And then my Mr.Tuttle and your Mr.Moguycan hash out the finer points betweenthemselves.

CALVIN CANDIE
Splendid.
(callingto the kitchen)
Stephen,time for dessert!

Stephen, Cora, Broomhilda,and the other Domesticscome out of the kitchen to clear awaythe dirty dishes.

Broomhilda goes toCalvin.

BROOMHILDA
Can I take away your dishes,Monsieur Candie?
CALVIN CANDIE
Yes you may, Hildi.

She beginsgathering the dirty dishes.

Candie looksup at her as she works.

CALVIN CANDIE
So Hildi, how you like servinat the big table in the big house?
BROOMHILDA
I like it a lot MonsieurCandie.
CALVIN CANDIE
It's a lot better thensizzling in that hot box, or draggin'your ass through a bramble bush, ain't it?
BROOMHILDA
Yes 'em.

With Candie interrogating Broomhilda,Django tenses up.

Stephenclocks this.

Stephendecides to test Django'sreaction.

STEPHEN
You know MonsieurCandie, the doctor might be interestedin seein' Hildi's "peeled" back. Seein'as he don't see many niggers where he from.
CALVINCANDIE
(toSchultz)
When you wasalone with Hildi here, didja just speakGerman, or did ya git her clothes off?

11.D

We just spoke.

CALVIN CANDIE
So youhaven't seen her back?

No I haven't.

CALVIN CANDIE
Then Stephen'sright, you wouldprobably findthis interesting. Hildi, takeoff yourdress, and show us your back.

Django hears this.

Broomhilda instinctivelyshoots a look to Django.

Stephen clocks it.

LARA LEE
Calvin,I just got her all dressedup andlooking nice.
CALVIN CANDIE
ButLara Lee, Dr.Schultz is fromDusseldorf, theydon't got niggers there.And he's a man of medicine. I'm sure itwould fascinatehim, the niggers endurancefor pain. I mean Hildi got somethinglike fifteenlashes on her back.Lara Lee get one,she'd lose her mind.These niggers aretough, no doubt about it.
LARA LEE
Calvin, we are eating - dessert,no less. Ain't no one wanna see herwhipped up back.

Django continuesto watching this play out.

Stephen watcheshim.

Candie folds.

CALVIN CANDIE
Okay okay Lara. Maybe afterdinner. During the brandies.

Broomhilda- dismissed - takes Calvin'sdishes and heads back intothe kitchen.

Stephen takesone more look at Django,and follows Broomhilda behind the kitchendoor. ~·.

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INT - KITCHEN (BIG HOUSE)- NIGHT

In the kitchen withthe OTHER DOMESTICS, Stephen saysto Broomhilda;

STEPHEN
I thoughtyou said you didn't knowhim?

Broomhilda turns around.

BROOMHILDA
Huh?

Stephen approachesher, the other Domestics getquiet and watch.

STEPHEN
I said,you said, you didn't knowhim?
BROOMHILDA
Idon't.
STEPHEN
Yes you do.
BROOMHILDA
Mister Stephen, I don't.
STEPHEN
Why you lyin to me?

As tears beginto well in her eyes.

BROOMHILDA
I ain't.
STEPHEN
Why you cryin'?
BROOMHILDA
Because you're scarin'me.
STEPHEN
Why am I scarin' you?
BROOMHILDA
Because you're scary.

Things havebecome so tense and quietin the kitchen, that the dinner table conversationbegins to bleed inside.

We hearDr.Schultz in the next roomsay;

Dr.SCHULTZ (OS)

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•.TO SPEAK GERMAN.WITHHILDI THIS

afternoon waspositively soul enriching.

(' Stephenhears this, he's startingto get the idea.

IZ.L.

Hiseyes to to Broomhilda.

STEPHEN
You, stay in thekitchen.

Stephenmoves to the kitchendoor, swings it open, and watches Dr.Schultz prepare to propositionCandie for Broomhilda. Stephenknows these two jokers (Django andSchultz) are up to something,and now he's justfigured it out.

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INT - DINNER TABLE (BIG HOUSE)- NIGHT

You indicatedearlier you would be willing to partwith Hildi?

CALVIN CANDIE
Yes siree bobI did.

Well in thatcase allow me to propose another proposition?

In full "Ole Jimmie" performance,Stephen BARGES in theroom, INTERRUPTING Dr.Schultz.

STEPHEN
- MonsieurCandie?
CALVIN CANDIE
Stephen,you just interrupted Dr.Schultz.
STEPHEN
(toDr.Schultz)
Oh, Ido apologize, doctor. My hearin' ain'tworth a damn these days.
(toCandie)
MonsieurCandie, I need a wordwith you in the kitchen.
CALVIN CANDIE
What,you mean get outta my chair?
STEPHEN
Ifyou could manage it. It's aboutdessert.
CALVIN CANDIE
Whatabout dessert?
STEPHEN
Iwould rather tell you inprivate.
CALVIN CANDIE
We're having rhubarb pie,what sort of melodrama could be brewingback there?

/23

,~ Stephen bends down andwhispers in his ear;·

STEPHEN
Meetme in the library.

Well that's a horseof a different color. That meanswhatever Stephen has to say, hasn't anythingto do with rhubarb pie. "Meetme in the library''is their secretsignal.

CALVIN CANDIE
Finefriend Stephen, I'll be alongmomentarily.

Stephen exits.

Candie stands up fromhis chair and addresses thetable.

CALVIN CANDIE
Wellas you can see, talented nodoubt as theyare in the kitchen, from timeto time,adult supervision is required. Ifyou'll excuse me a moment.

Candie exits.

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INT - LIBRARY (BIGHOUSE) - NIGHT

A masculine sanctuaryfor Calvin Candie. Wallsof perfectly bound 6ooks. Stuffed animalheads (deer, boar) thathe's shot, sit mounted on the walls. There'scomfy red leather chairs anda bar in the globe.

When WE CUT TO thisroom, we cut to Stephen sittingin one of the red leather chairs,drinking a brandy out of abrandy sifter.

Calvin entersthe room, sees Stephen sittingin the chair, drinking his brandy, anddoesn't bat an eye. It appears,in this room, Calvin's and Stephen's life longfriendship exits ona differentplane. Outside of outside eyes,in this room, all pretenseof master and slave is dropped, andthe number one and numbertwo men of Candyland can talk. turkey.

CALVIN CANDIE
What's the matter?
STEPHEN
Those motherfuckers ain'there tO buy no mandingos. They wantthat girl.
CALVIN CANDIE
What the hell you talkin'about?
STEPHEN
They playin your assfor a fool, that's what I'm talkin'bout. They ain't here for no muscle bound jimmie,they here for that girl.

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CALVIN CANDIE
What girl,Hildi?
STEPHEN
Yeah,Hildi. The niggers know eachother.
CALVIN CANDIE
He justbought Eskimo Joe.
STEPHEN
Didhe give you any money?
CALVIN CANDIE
Wellnot yet, but -
STEPHEN
- Thenhe didn't buy diddly,not yet no how.But he was just aboutto buy, who he camehere to buy, when I interruptedhim. Thankyou Stephen - you'rewelcome Calvin.
CALVIN CANDIE
Whereyou gettin' all this?Why would they gothrough all that trouble,to.buy a niggerwith a chewed up back,ain't worth fivehundred dollars?
STEPHEN
Well they're doin' it causeDjango's in lovewith Hildi. She'sprobably his wife. Now why that German givesa fuck about who that uppity son-of~a-bitchis in love with, I'm sure I don't know.
CALVIN CANDIE
If she's who they want,why the whole snake oil pitch aboutmandingos?
STEPHEN
Because you wouldn'tpay no never mind to four hundred dollar.But twelve thousand got you realfriendly.

Calvin thinks.••..

.....•asper usual, Stephen's right.

CALVIN CANDIE
Those lyin' goddamn.timewastin' sonsabitches!
(louder)
Sonsabitches! You justwatch, I'm gonna fix their wagonbut.good! Stephen, we gonna have us aCandyland tar and feathering!

STEPHEN· Now Calvin•..notthat I wouldn't enjoy seein' somethinglike that•..•but why don't you sitdown and let's talk aboutthis.

CALVIN CANDIE
I let a goddamnnigger and nigger lovin' huckster insinuatethemselves atmy dinner table,and play this whole goddamn plantationfor a fool!
STEPHEN
Calm-the-fuck-down,sit down, and let's discuss this.

A frustrated Calvin finallycollapses in the chair.

STEPHEN
Now look,you knew, and I knew, there was somethingup with these two.We just didn't knowwhat. But now we do.They don't wantyou to know how bad theywant that girl.But these ole boys.haverode a lottamiles, went to a whole lotta trouble,and done spread a whole lotta bull toget this girl. They mustwant her mightybad. Way I see it, ain'tnothin' changed.They wanna buy a nigger,you wanna sella nigger.The only thingdone changedis the advantage.
(beat)
Now wegot it. So let's go backin there and buststhese motherfucker'schops.
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INT - DINING ROOM (BIGHOUSE) - NIGHT

The Dinner Table Guestslisten to Lara Lee Candie-Fitzwillyhold court melodramatically..••Till..••CalvinCandie entersthe room from the kitchen door.

Lara Lee, obliviousto her brothers change indemeanor, blurts outupon seeing him·;

LARA LEE
Thereyou are! I was beginningto think youand that ol' crow ran offtogether.

Schultz and Django feelthe change in theirhost's demeanor, as he stares down the tableat them.

CALVIN CANDIE
That'dbe a hellva note,wouldn't it Lara Lee?
(CON'T)

,z,

CALVIN CANDIE
(CON'T)
Lara Lee, I justlooked out the bigwinda. Ace Woody'sout there dealin' with some shady slaversellin' a passel of Ponys. Would yoube a dear and go out thereand give themgals an eyeball. That ol'boy knows everythingto know 'bout mandingos, But he don'tknow diddly 'bout blackpuddin'.

Lara Lee excuses herselfand leaves the room, as shegoes out, Bartholomew, with his SawedOff Shotgun, comes inbehind Schultz and Django.

CALVIN CANDIE
Can I askyou two gentlemen to lookover your shoulder?

Schultz and Django do,and see Bartholomew withhis sawed off shotgun pointing at them.

Calvin Candie removeshis arm from behind hisback, and in his hand he's holding a big uglyhammer.

CALVIN CANDIE
Now layyour palms flat on thetable top.

They put their palmson the table.

CALVIN CANDIE
Now you lift those palms offthat turtle shelltable top, Bartholomewgonna let loosewith both barrels ofthat sawed off. There's been a lotta lies saidaround this table tonight.••but that•••youcan believe.
(beat)
Mr.Moguy, would you be sokind as to collect the pistols hangin' on thoseboys hips?

Mr.Moguy does.

Holding thehammer in his hand, Candiecontinues to hold court.

CALVIN CANDIE
Now where were we? Ohyes, I do believe you were just getting readyto make me a proposition to buyBroomhilda. Right?

Right.

CALVINCANDIE
(yellingto Stephen)
Stephen! Bringout Hildi!

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Stephen enters thedining room through the kitchendoor, holding roughly in his grip,Broomhilda. He holds a smallDerringer pistol against the sideof her head.

Django and Schultzreact.

CALVIN CANDIE
Now it should be quite clearby now I know you're not here to buy no mandingos. Reason y'all came to Candyland,is y'all want Broomhilda. But y'all don'twant me to know how much you want 'er.So instead, you waste my time with allthis Eskimo Joe horseshit.
(to Stephen)
Stephen, put her in that chair.

Stephen sitsthe young lady down in Moguy'sold chair.

With theirpalms against the table, unarmed,Django and Schultz silentlywatch Candie's next move.

Candie, stillholding the hammer, continues.

CALVIN CANDIE
Now the way I see it, ain'tnothin' changed. You still wanna buy a nigger,I still wanna sell one. So, with that inmind, in Greenville, Dr.Schultz, you yourselfsaid, "For the Right Nigger you'd be willingto pay what some would consider a ridiculous amount."To which, me myself said, "What is yourdefinition of ridiculous?" To whichyou said, "Twelve thousand dollars." Now considering you twohave ridden a whole lotta miles, went toa whole lotta trouble, and done spread awhole lotta bull, to purchase the lovely ladyto my left, it would appear that Broomhildais, "The Right Nigger." And if y'all wanna leaveCandyland with Broomhilda, the priceis twelve thousand dollars.

I take it youprefer the take it or leave it style of negotiating.

Candiecontinuing to hold thehammer continues.

CALVINCANDIE
Under the lawsof Chickasaw County, Broomhilda ismy property. And I can do anything withmy property I so desire.

r' He brings the big hammer downhard on the dinner table, making everybody jump.

12!

CALVIN CANDIE
And if youthink my price for thisnigger is too steep,what I'm gonna desireto do is, takethis hammer and beat her assto deathwith it. Right in front ofboth y'all.

He SMASHES the arm restof the chair Broomhilda's sittingin,

CALVIN CANDIE
Put upor shut up, Schultz. Youwanna save thisnigger bitch, you gonna paymy price.

May Ilift my hands'from the tabletop in orderto remove my billfold?

CALVIN CANDIE
Yesyou may.

Dr.Schultz removeshis long brown leather billfoldfrom his gray suit jacket, and says;

Easycome, easy go.

He slides the billfolddown the table to Candie.The plantation owner takes out themoney, does a quick count, thenlooks down the table at

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/'. THE SEATED SCHULTZ,AND SAYS;

CALVIN CANDIE
Pleasure doin' business withyou.

TIME CUT

67

INT - DININGROOM (BIG HOUSE) - NIGHT

INSERT: Calvinsigning over Broomhilda'sBILL OF SALE .

68

MOGUY SIGNSAS A WITNESS.

Broomhildastands next to Django, andwatches her Master sign her freedom papers.

Dr.Schultzsits off by himself. He's verydisturbed.

All thewhite people with Calvin Candieare happy and celebrate Candie'ssuccesses with glasses of Brandy.Lara Lee, Ace Woody,and Brown andCody have joined the·celebration.

For an experiencedhorsetrader, the justconcluded transaction isa thing oflegend. He just sold a Pony,with a tore up back, and a ~ runaway "r"burned in her cheek - ain'tworth five hundred dollars- for twelve thousand.

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,r-- Stephen smilesand laughs it up with everybodyelse.

The Otherdomestics bring out little platesof rhubarb pie, and buzz around pouringcoffee for the white people.

Candie walksover to the seated Schultz,he carries a small plateof rhubarbpie with him,

CALVIN CANDIE
(to Schultz)
Rhubarb pie? ·

Schultzlooks at the pie and the man.

No.

CALVIN CANDIE
Are you brooding 'boutme getting the best of ya?

Actually, I was thinkingof that poor devil you fed tothe dogs today, D'Artagnan. And I was wonderingwhat Dumas would makeof all this.

Calvinhands the doctor the twopieces of paper he needs.Broomhilda's billof sale, and her freedompapers. As he says the followinghe examineshe papers.

CALVINCANDIE
Dumas ..•?

Alexander Dumas.He wrote "The ThreeMusketeers." I figured youmust be an admirer. Younamed your slave afterthat novel's lead character. If AlexanderDumas had been there today,I wonder whathe would of made of it?

CALVIN CANDIE
You doubthe'd approve?

Yes his approvalwould be a dubiousproposition at best.

CALVIN CANDIE
Soft heartedFrenchy?

AlexanderDumas is black.

f' Schultz rises,puts the papers in his back pocket,looks to his two companions, Djangoand Broomhilda, and says;

We got it, let's go. {to Candie) Normally Monsieur Candie, Iwould say, auf wiedersehen. But sincewhat auf wiedersehen actually means is, till I seeyou again, and since I never wish to seeyou again, to you sir, I say, goodbye.

Schultz beginsto cross the room towards theexit.

When Calvin saysto the German's back;

CALVIN CANDIE
One more moment, Doc!

What?

CALVIN CANDIE
It's a custom here in theSouth, once a business deal is concluded,for the two parties to shake hands. Itimplies good faith.

I'm not from the South.

He turns toleave.

CALVIN CANDIE
You're in my house, doctor,I'm afraid I must insist.

This turnsSchultz around.

Insist what..•? That Ishake your hand before I leave? Then I'mafraid I must insist in the oppositedirection.

Calvinwalks closer to the German doctor.

CALVIN CANDIE
You know what I thinkyou are?

What you think I am?No I don't.

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CALVIN CANDIE
I think youare a bad loser.

And Ithink you're an abysmal winner.

CALVIN CANDIE
Neverthe less, here in ChickasawCounty a dealain't done till the two partieshave shookhands. Even after all thispaper signin',don't mean shit you don'tshake my hand.

If Idon't shake your hand, you'regonna throw awaytwelve thousand dollars...? I don'tthink so.

Schultz looks to Djangoand Broomhilda.

Let'sgo.

CALVIN CANDIE
Bartholomew,if she tries to leavehere beforethis German shakes my hand. Cut 'erdown.

Schultz looksto Django •...thento Candie•.

...and thenwith a smile on his face, and a twinklein his eye, asks Candie;

You really want me to shake yourhand?

Django gets it.

CALVIN CANDIE
I insist.

Dr.Schultz smiles.

Well, if you insist.

Django goesto stop him •••

I'· TheGerman crosses toward Candie,offering him his hand•.•

Candieoffers his hand to Schultz••.

Thesmall DERRINGER POPS intoSchultz's outstretched hand.•..

POP!

He SHOOTS CALVIN CANDIE in theheart.

Candie has a look of shock asblood explodes from his heart,and he falls to the floor.

Everybody is stunned.

Schultz looks to Django.

Django looks back.

(toDjango) I'm sorry.I couldn't resist.

Dr.SCHULTZ is BBOWNAPART by Bartholomew's SAWED OFFSHOTGUN.

The room comes to its sensesand attacks Django andBroomhilda.

FADE TO BLACK

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~ WE FADE UP FROM BLACK TO SEE:

The soles of Django's barefeet. A rope is tied aroundthe ankles, and it's obvious he's been strungup, upside down.

The CAMERA moves down hisnaked body, down his legs (wesee his wrists are bound with ropes tohis thigh), down his barebuttocks, down his whip scarred back, to theback of his head whichhovers just about three inches from the barnyard wooden floor.

70

INT - BARN - AFTERNOON

Eight year old stableboy, Timmy, wipes the unconsciousDjango's face with a wet rag. Theyare all alone in the b;rn.

Django begins to cometo •.•••.•.

TIMMY
(shhh'shim)
Act likeyou still sleepin'•.
DJANGO
Where'sBroomhilda?
TIMMY
Who?
DJANGO
Hildi,the slave girl that ranaway a coupleof days ago. They hadher in The HotBox.
TIMMY
Idon't know 'bout no girl.
DJANGO
How 'boutthat German whiteman I came herewith?
TIMMY
Oh he's dead. His body's overthere.

Django twistsupside down on the rope, andsees the corpse of his friend King Schultzdead on the filthy barnyard floor. The sightof the lifelesscarcass of the doctor fillsDjango with pain and anger.

Just then headoverseer Ace Woody walks inthe barn.

Upon seeingAce, Timmy hightails it out ofthere, Ace throws anempty bucket at thefleeing boy.

ACE WOODY

(' Git on outta here, boy!

~. Django,slightly..swayingtoand fro from the rope, looksupside down atAce Woody, all dressed upin a black suit with astring tie, which makes him look a bit likeWyatt Earp.

ACE WOODY
So y'all bountyhunters, .huh?

Djangothinks, "How does heknow?"

ACE WOODY
I knew therewas something fishy 'bout,y'all. We found yourwanted posters and bookof figures in your saddlebags. I gotta say,ain't never· heard of noblack bounty hunter before.A black boy paid tokill white men? How didya like that line of work?

Django retorts, upside down.

DJANGO
Well, itturns out I was a natural.

Ace woody laughs.

ACE WOODY
Boy, people 'roundhere are crosswit you.

Ace Woody pulls up a tinymilking stool, and sitsdown on it, a body length from the hangingman.

ACE WOODY
See BossMan was a rather belovedf·igure 'roundhere. Now he's dead as friedchicken, everyone 'roundhere blames you.

Ace Woody opens his blacksuit jacket, we see notonly does he wear a gun and holster aroundhis waist, he carries aHUGE BOWIE KNIFE in a shoulder holster. Heremoves the big blade fromits sheath.

ACE WOODY
Yep,Boss Man's gone. Poor Calvin.Poor goddamnCalvin. We're burnin' himin a few hours.At sunset. Should be realpretty. However....!don't think you'regonna be ableto attend.

Ace takes the BowieKnife and THROWS IT .....

...IT LANDS stuck inthe wooden barn yard floor,four inches from Django's face.

Ace Woody slowlyrises up from the tiny milkingstool, and slowlywalks the length of the floorbetween him and Django,pulls the blade outof r'' the floor, and walksback to his stool, and sitsback down.

As he does this, hesays;

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r' ACE WOODY

NowI understand you didn'treally have nuttin'to do wit it. It's thatGerman sunbitchthe trouble maker.You just wanted togit your girl, and hightailyour nigger assesoutta here. Now I appreciatethat. Butgrieving folks 'round hereneed someone toblame. And I guess they figureif you hadn't brought your black ass 'roundhere inthe first place, BossMan still be alive. And you know what, they gota point.

He THROWS theknife again••..

•...this time ITLANDS in the floor two inchesfrom Django's face.

He walks the samepath from the knife andback to the tiny stool.

As he doeshe says;

ACE WOODY
Now when it comes to makinga nigger regret the error of his ways, believeme when I tell you, I know every goddamntrick in the book. Now there's a lottaass busters out there try an' git creativewith the way they bust ass. But me ....Ialwaysfound the best methods are, tried andtrue.

He THROWSthe knife again•...

DjangoJERKS his head back•.••.

...andthe knife LANDS in the floor,right where Django's headwas.

Ace Woodystands up, walks the floorto the Bowie, yanks itout of the wood,and straightens up, standingright beside the hangingupside down nakedblack man. Ace talks confide.ntiallytothe bound manat his mercy.

ACE WOODY
You know Blackie, hereat Candyland, I had me a real sweet deal.These last eleven years training Calvin'smandingos I made me more money I made mywhole goddamn life. And no end in sight,neither.
(beat)
Then you came along.Knocked me right off that perch I was sittin'pretty on. Youthink Miss Lara gonnabe as .interestedin mandingos as herbrother? Uuummmm..•I don'tthink so. What I think, is you done fuckedup my good thang. So when it comesto you, Django boy, you could say I gottaaxe to grind.

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r·- He grabs a handfull of Django'sgenitals in his fist. Hetakes his big Bowie, and places the razor sharpBLADE against Django'snut sack.

Django dances at the end ofthe rope like live bait ona fishing pole.

ACE WOODY
How's theblade of that Bowie feel against your ball sack,Blackie? A Bowie rightoff the wet stone.Now that's what I callsharp.

Django dances some more•....

ACE WOODY
Yep nigger,I'm gonna snip them nuts.
(breath)
On the countof three.

Django screams:

DJANGO
NO! ! ! !
ACE WOODY
ONE••••..•..
DJANGO
NO DON'TDO IT!!!!!
ACE WOODY
Got tado it, boy. TWO....•
DJANGO
NO! ! ! ! !

Just then Stephenappears in the entrance ofthe barn/blacksmith facility. He'sholding Django's clothes in abundle under his arm.

STEPHEN
Cap't, Miss Lara lookin' foryou. She wanna talk about the Old Man's funeral. Qh, and she changed her mind 'boutsnippin' Django. She gonna give 'emto the LeQuint Dickey people.

While stillkeeping a firm grip on Django's junk,Ace Woody says;

ACE WOODY
Well she didn't waste aminute tellin' me.

Ace Woody looksdown at Django, both men getover the aborted emotion of whatalmost happened.

ACE WOODY
(to Django)
How disappointing.

,,,

ACE WOODY
(toStephen)
Where she at?
STEPHEN
She in thebig house. The kitchen.

Ace turns to leave, Stephengoes over to a big fieryfurnace in the blacksmith barn, and beginspoking a LONG POKER whichlies buried in the fire.

Django's clothes are dumpedby the furnace.

ACE WOODY
You gonnalook after our friend?

As he plays with the pokerin the fire, he says;

STEPHEN
Oh yes sirreeBob, you know I am! 01' Snowballand a certain nakedass upside downnigger we both know,gonna have us abig ol' chat.

He removes the big blackpoker from the furnacesfire, it's RED HOT END GLOWS ORANGE.

STEPHEN
Snowballsjust makin' sure histalking stick isall nice and FROSTY.

Ace Woody chuckles tohimself as he exits thebarn.

Just Stephen with ared hot poker, and naked,bound upside down Django, alone.

With the red hot pokerin his hand Snowball approachesthe naked hanging Django.

STEPHEN
Ibet you an' that German thoughty'all was oneasy street for awhile -didn't ya? Y'alltrack Hildi to the OldMan. You get the idea to go to Greenville- lookup the Ole Man there.
(breath)
Thatwas a good idea. I bet y'allcouldn't believe how easy it was. Youmeet Moguy, he buys your horseshit. Ya' gityour ass invited to Candyland, no fuss no muss.Ya' ride the whole way to the plantation,no one the wiser. Then ya' ride in to Candyland- ride your goddamn horses right up tothe motherfucking Big House.

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STEPHEN
(beat)
Andthat's where you met me. Andthat's when youknew your goose was cooked.

He TOUCHES Django'sNIPPLE with the ORANGE HOT TIPof the poker.

Unlike a lot ofmovie hero's, Django doesn't taketorture silently and stoically. This shitfucking hurts, so you bestbelieve he screams his fucking ass off,and twists in agony when hegets touched by the orange tip of that redhot poker.

STEPHEN
Now that fancy talkin' whiteman of yours didn't know what's what. He stillthought his ass hadda chance. But likethe One-Eyed Charly you are, you always know theend is .near 'forethe white folks.

With the ORANGE HOT poker,he BURNS OFF Django'sother NIPPLE.

The smellof burned flesh smokes in the air.Stephen makes a show of breathingit in his nostrils.

STEPHEN
Damn Nigger, you smellgood.

He walksbehind Django with the poker.

STEPHEN
You know, when youwas sittin' on that feather bed in the guest room inthe Big House - After you slappedmy ass to the floor - You were sayin' something 'boutmy BARE BLACK ass, and how youwere gonna BUST IT. Remember that, BrightBoy?

Heplaces the HOT ORANGE END OFTHE POKER hard against Django'sBARE buttocks.

DjangoSCREAMS!

StephenLAUGHS.

Stephenwalks away and sticksthe poker back in the fire.He goes through Django's clothes andpulls out his tan pants. He tossesthem on the floor by the hanging man.

STEPHEN
You leavin',that's what you can take with you.

Stephen walks over to thehanging upside down man, and ashe talks to ~'·.him, he begins fondling Django'sgenitals..

STEPHEN
Now you werequite the topic of conversation for the lastfew hours. Seemed like folks never had abright idea in their life,was comin' upwith different ways to kill your ASS. Now mostof 'demideas involved fuckin wit your funparts. But while that mightSEEM like a goodidea. Truth is, once ya snipa niggers nuts,most bleed out. Then I say; "Hells bells,the niggers we send toLeQuint Dickey, gotit worse then that." Thenthey're, "Let'swhip 'emto death," "Throw 'emto the

rnandingos,"Feed 'em to Stonesipher'sdogs. And then Isay, "What's so special 'boutthat? We do thatshit all the time. Hellsbells, the niggerswe send to LeQuint Dickeygot it worsethen that."

He stops massaging Django'sballs.

STEPHEN
SoMiss Lara got the bright ideaof givin' yourass to The LeQuint DickeyMining Company. Andas a slave of The LeQuint DickeyMining Company,hence forth, till theday you die, youwill be swinging a sledgehammer,all day, everyday, turning big rocks intolittle rocks. Andtrust me when I tell you it'sgonna be 'boutas much fun as it sounds.We sell 'em themandingos ain't good fornuttin' no more. Likethem three y'all came backwith. For them big garboons we get twenty apiece. They last 'boutsix months. Skinny niggerlike you, Igive two or three.

Stephen turnsto leave.

DJANGO
Where's Broomhilda?
STEPHEN
She's all right for now.Miss Lara soft hearted on 'er. Shegave her to Billy Crash. He was sweeton 'er. Now Billy Crash might notlook or smell too good, but ain'tnobody gonna bother her.

Stephen limpsaway.

CUT TO

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EXT - CANDYLAND- AFTERNOON

The Caravan comingfrom The LeQuint DickeyMining Company comes riding up to the plantation.It comes equipped withone CAGE WAGON (from a prison), ONE whitetrash PECKAWOODnamed FLOYD todrive the wagon, a 2nd white trashPECKAWOODnamed ROY to ridelead horse, and a white trash PECKAWOODnamed JANO to bring up therear riding horses ass, plus a pack horsethat carries dynamite for themine.

The threepeckawoods, who all talk with thickAustralian accents, have stopped thecaravan and are having a powwow.

ROY
It's chaos 'round here.Some bastard shot the big boss. Let's gitthe niggers and git out.

The Threemandingos who weren't sold inGreenville, Rodney, Chicken Charly,and Chester are walked to thewagon by overseers Tommy Giles and Broomhilda'snew owner Billy Crash.All three slaves carry the bundlesof personal belongings they'vehad since Greenville. Chester wears ahat, and Chicken Charly has acorncob pipe in his mouth.

Thewagon driver, Floyd, approachesthem.

FLOYD
You blacks line up.

Theydo.

FLOYD
What's your names?
CHESTER
Chester.
CHICKEN CHARLY
Chicken Charly.
RODNEY
Rodney.
FLOYD
I'm Floyd,this is Roy, and that's Jano.
(pointingat Chester'sbundle)
What's that?
CHESTER
It'smy stuff.
FLOYD
Throw itin the dirt.

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,,,--,.Allthreethrow their onlybelongings in the dirt. Floydtakes the ·hat offof Chester's head and sailsit away. As well as rippingthe corncobpipe out of ChickenCharly's mouth and tossing itin the dirt.

FLOYD
(toChicken Charly)
You won'tbe doin' much smokin' mate.
(toall three)
You.arenow the property of The LeQuint Dickey MiningCompany. Git in the cage.

This is going to be worsethen the three even thought.They climb into the cage wagon. Floyd locksit behind them.

Roy, the head Aussie, paysBilly Crash for the slaves,when we hear Ace Woody call out;

ACE WOODY (OS)
Hold on,we got another hammer swinger for ya.

Ace Woody comes walkingout of the barn with Django,shirtless and barefoot (just likewe met him at beginning of thestory), wearing his old tan pants, and hiswrists bound by a rope.

ROY
We can'tuse that skinny bastard.
ACE WOODY
We gotan arraignment with Mr.Dickeyto take punishmentniggers from timeto time.
ROY
Noone tole' me 'bout no arraignment.
ACE WOODY
Wellif Mr.Dickey ain't takin'you into his confidence,I'm sure I don'tknow why.
ROY
Look, no one tole' me 'bout-
ACE WOODY
-No, you look peckawood,this nigger got Boss Candie killed. And we wanthis ass punished. Now I know you need ourbucks. So.unless you wanna ride back to themine, and tell Mr.Dickey how and why you fucked upour nice little business relationship,take this nigger and hush up about it!
ROY
Fine, stick 'em in thegoddamn cage.

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r---, Djangosees the three mandingosin the cage. They see himtoo.

Djangostops Ace Woody.

DJANGO
Whoa whoawhoa, you can't put me in there with them.They'll kill me. What aboutall that -turningbig rocks into littlerocks- shit y'allwas talkin' about? I meanthat was the ia'eaain'tit? You put me in therewith them big assgarboons they kill meon the way. I mean ifthat's the idea, that's theidea, but I didn'tthink that was the idea.

Ace knows he's right, sohe turns to Roy and Floyd.

ACE WOODY
He can'tgo in there with them.
FLOYD
Why not?
ACE WOODY
They'llkill him.
FLOYD
I don'tgive a damn.
ACE WOODY
Wellwe do! He killed the fuckinBoss Man, wewant the mine to grind himto gravel!
ROY
Jano,you're rid.in'horses ass,you take this blackand make sure he keepsup.
JANO
Oh,I'll keep 'em up.

Jano takes the ropetired around Django'swrists and ties the otherend around his saddlehorn.

The LeQuint DickeyMining Company caravan lea.vesCandyland.

72

EXT - MISSISSIPPICOUNTRY ROAD - DAY

The Caravanmakes its way down a dirt roadin pretty Chickasaw County. Stoic Roy ridinglead horse, Floyd drivingthe cage wagon, Rodney, Chester, andChicken Charly bouncing aroundinside the cage wagon,Jano riding horsesass, and Django being ledon foot behind him.

I'f'2.

DJANGO
(toJano)
Hey boy!

Janoignores him.

DJANGO
I said, heywhite boy!
JANO
Keep yourmouth shut black, you ain'tgot nothingto say I wanna hear.
DJANGO
What's hepay you?
JANO
Who?
DJANGO
LeQuintDickey?
JANO
You gottafew more things toworry about blackboy, then what I get paid.
DJANGO
I ain'tworried about it. I'm justcurious. Imean, I'm the property ofThe LeQuint Dickey MiningCompany, ain't I?
JANO
Yeah.
DJANGO
And y_ouwork for The LeQuintDickey Mining Company,dont'cha?
JANO
Yeah?
DJANGO
Well, I know how much I'mgettin' paid, how much you gettin' paid?I mean like for instance, how much yougettin' paid for today?
JANO
Look.black, it don'twork like that. Dickey paid for our passage fromAustralia to here. We get a little money.tosend back home, and pay him back for theboat trip.

l'f3

DJANGO
How longyou been here?
JANO
'bouttwo years.
DJANGO
And you ain't paid him back yet?
JANO
(defensively)
No, not yet!
DJANGO
(laughs)
You a slave too, peckawood.They just bought your ass for the price of.aboat ride. At least they didn't chargeus for our boat ride....ha ha ha ha ..•
JANO
(yelling)
You shut up!

Jano's handgrabs his riding crop, andhe brings it up to strike Django,when the black man says to him;

DJANGO
How'd you like to makeeleven thousand dollars?
JANO
What?

Django stepscloser to him.

DJANGO
How would you liketo make eleven thousand dollars - eleventhousand five hundred, actually?

Roy,in the lead, yells back toJano;

ROY
Goddamit Jano,stop fuckin with that black, and keep up!
DJANGO
Keep riding, justride slower.

They move forward, with Djangowalking beside J"anoon hishorse.

DJANGO
Back at thatplantation Candyland,there was an eleventhousand five hundreddollar fortune justsittin there, and y'allrode right pastit.
JANO
You be damned,blackie. We're notbandits.
DJANGO
That'swhat's nice about this fortune,it's not illegal.You can't steal it,ya gotta earn it.
JANO
If you gotsomething to say, sayit.
DJANGO
The eleventhousand five hundreddollar fortune waitingfor you back at Candyland,is in the form ofa wanted dead or alivebounty on SmittyBacall and the Smitty BacallGang.
JANO
Who thefuck is Smitty Bacall?
DJANGO
SmittyBacall is the leader ofa murdering gangof stagecoach robbers,The Bacall Gang. There'sa seven thousand dollardead or alive bountyon him. And one thousandfive hundred dollarsfor each of his threeaccomplices, DandyMichaels, Gerald Nash,and Crazy Craig Koons. Andall four of them gentlemenare sittin back thereat Candyland•.•laughintheir ass off•.• causethey just got away withmurder.
(beat)
Butit don't hafta be thatway. You and your mates could get that money.
JANO
Who pays the money?
DJANGO
The Court.
JANO
The Court?
DJANGO
The Austin Texas Courthouse.Oh, and by the way, the court don'tgive a damn about how you kill 'em. Youcan shoot 'em in the back, from up on a hill,in the back of the head, in their sleep- don't matter.
(CON'T)
DJANGO
(CON'T)
Court doesn't carehow you do it, just as long as you doit.
JANO
They pay us tokill 'em?
DJANGO
No. You kill 'em,and they pay you forthe corpse. Getit?
JANO
I think so ....whatdidthese jokersdo again?
DJANGO
Killed innocentpeople in a stagecoach robbery. I'vegot the handbill inmy pocket.

Django digs into his tanpants and pulls out the foldedup Smitty Bacall handbill that Dr.Schultztold him to hang onto for good luck.

He hands it to Jano.

JANO
What's this?
DJANGO
I told you,it's the handbill forSmitty Bacall andThe Bacall Gang.

Jano looks at the handbill.

DJANGO
Whatsamatter,can't you read?
JANO
I canread, I just don't havemy glasses. Ididn't take 'em with me, becauseI didn't thinkI'd be doin much readin'on a nigger run.
DJANGO
What about that cowboy fellain the lead?
JANO
Roy?
DJANGO
Can Roy read?
JANO
Look, get it straight black,I can fuckin read. I just don't gotmy glasses.

CUT TO

'It'

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EXT -BEAUTIFUL MIS$ISSIPPI COUNTRY TABLEAUX ATDUSK

The LeQuintDickey Mining Co. Caravanhas stopped, and pulled overto the sideof the road.

INTHE CAGE
Rodney, Chicken Charly, and Chestersit in the cage, and watch through the bars this new turn of eventswithout any .clearcomprehensionof what they're watching.

What the three caged men arewatching is the three Australianmining companyemployees and Django,off in the distance (where theycan't hear what they're saying), havingsome sort of a discussion.That includes the still bound by thewrists Django showing the threemen a piece of paper.

INSERT: SMITTY BACALL'S WANTEDDEAD OR ALIVE HANDBILL

Roy holds it in his hand ashe rea.dsand Django talks.

DJANGO
I ain't nogoddamn slave. Do I sound like a fuckin slave?I'm a bounty hunter. Yesterday asa free man, I rode into Candylandon a horse with my white German partner, Dr.KingSchultz. We'd trackedThe Bacall Gangfrom Texas all the way to ChickasawCounty. Found them laying lowat Candyland.We went in to get 'em, things went sour.My partner was killed, andCalvin Candiewas shot. Everybody there decidedto blameme, so here I am.
(toRoy)
You knowI'm not on the manifest?All of you know I'mnot suppose to be on thistrip. But thosefour men, are still backthere. They'restill wanted. And that eleventhousand fivehundred is still up for grabs.And the lastthing they'd expect is y'allridin back andgittin it.

Django is damn convincing.

ROY
What's your deal? You tell uswho they are andwe let ya go?

·DJANGO Iain't tellin' who they are.But, you give me a pistol, and a horse, andfive hundred dollars of that eleven thousandfive hundred, and I'll point 'em out to you.

He's got thesegreedy sonsabitches right onthe hook•••he just needs one littlepush.

I'I'?

DJANGO
Y'all wanna ask somebodyif I'm tellin the truth, ask themmandingos. You can't put me in the same cagewith them without them killin me. Why yathink that is? Ask them am I a Candylandslave, or did I ride in there on a horse,with a white man, yesterday?

CUT TO

ROY AND FLOYD
go to the Cage Wagon to talkwith the three mandingos.As they walk, Roy continues to study thehandbill.
ROY
(readingaloud)
"Wanted, deador alive. Smitty Bacall and The BacallGang. For murder and stagecoach robbery.Seven thousand dollars for Bacall. One thousandfive hundred dollars for each of his gangmembers••••" This is a realhandbill.
FLOYD
Just becausethe handbill's real doesn't mean thatother bunch of malarky is.
ROY
Why woulda nigger slave have a wanteddead or alivehandbill in his pocket?

Floyd doesn't have an answerfor that one.

ROY
Thatblack's damn convincing.

They get to The CageO'Men. Roy startles them witha direct question;

ROY
(pointing.behind him, at Django)
Thatblack ride into Candyland yesterday?

The Caged Men don'tknow what they're suppose to say.

Roy removes thepistol from his belt, cocks backthe hammer and points the barrel at thecage.

ROY
I'mgonna ask again, and rememberI don't likeliars. Is he a Candyland slave,or did he ride in with a white man yesterday?

11/l

CHESTER
Yeah.They walked us from the Greenville Auctionand he rode on a horsewith a whiteman.
ROY
Thiswhite man, was the blackhis slave?
RODNEY
Heweren't no slave.
FLOYD
Yousure about that?
RODNEY
Damnsure.

Roy starts takingthe possibility of an eleventhousand dollar windfall seriously.

ROY
What happened at Candyland?
CHICKEN CHARLY
Bunch of shootin, mastergot shot.
ROY
Who shot 'em?
CHICKEN CHARLY '
The German.
ROY
And why did he do that?
CHICKEN CHARLY
The nigger and theGerman were actin as if they were slavers, but theyweren't.
ROY
What were they?
RODNEY
Bounty hunters.

Floydis starting to get convinced.

FLOYD
Goddamn Roy, thiscould be big.
(to theSlaves)
Do you know whoSmitty Bacall is?
ROY
(barkingat Floyd)
They wouldn'tgo by their outlaw names you idiot!

CUT TO

Roy and Floyd walk back toDjango and Jano.

ROY
Okay black,you gotta deal.

Jano reacts.

DJANGO
I got onemore condition.
ROY
What?
DJANGO
Whenwe get there, when the timecomes, you letme help you kill 'em.

Roy whips out a big knife,and cuts the rope aroundDjango's wrists.

ROY
(laughing)
Yougot a deal, black.

Django interrupts -

DJANGO
Yougotta deal, mate.

Roy really laughsthis time. As does Djangoand the other two Aussies.

ROY
You're all right for a blackfella!

The CAGE Rodney, ChickenCharly, and Chester watchthe sight of the whitemen cutting theropes that bound the blackman's wrists, as well asthem all sharing alaugh, with wonderment. "Whois this Nigger?"

BACK WITH THE LAUGHING QUARTET

ROY
We'll give you that packhorse.
DJANGO
What's them saddle bagsfilled with?
FLOYD
Dynamite.

1:ro

DJANGO
I.ain'tridin no horse with no goddamn dynamiteon his back!
ROY
{chucklechuckle) Yeah, Ican see why. Jano takethose sticks off thathorse, and stick 'em inthe nigger cage.

Jano does this, liftingtwo out of four bags filledwith.dynamite off the pack horse, andwalking to the cage wagon,unlocking the cage door, and placing the bagsinside. The Black Men inthe cage don't like this at all.

Jano removes the lastof the dynamite filled saddlebags from Django's horse, throws themover his shoulders, and beginswalking back to The Cage Wagon.

Django moves to hisnew pack horse, and says;

DJANGO
Where'smy pistol?
ROY
Floyd,you got that rifle onthe wagon, give 'emyour gun and your belt.

Floyd unbuckleshis gun belt, gun and all,folds it up, and walksover to Django handingit to him. Django acceptsit.

About the pistol,Floyd tells Django;

FLOYD
Now don't drop it now. I justhad the sights fixed last month, it's perfect.

Django holdingthe gunbelt in his hand.

DJANGO
That's good to know.

Without takingthe pistol out 0£ the gunbelt,DJANGO SHOOTS FLOYD TWICE in the chest•.•.

Roy turnsaround••.

Djang·otakesthe gun out 0£ the holster•..•

•.•..BAM.••ROY isHIT in the UPPERBRAIN AREA and £alls tothe grass dead.

Jano goesfor the gun on his hip.

Django SHOOTS ONE OF THE SADDLE BAGS over.Jano'sshoulder•••KAHBOOM!!!!!

·IS/

r-' Jano is BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS .•.•.

The KAHBOOMknocks Django onhis ass ...

The CAGE WAGON Rodney, Chester, and ChickenCharlie come down fromthe shock of the blast. The image outside thebars of their cage isof DUST and SMOKE in the air, obscuring all visibility•...

THEN.•...

A sudden GUST OF WIND comesand BLOWS all the smokeand dust away, REVEALING in bright color focus....

...DJANGO standingamongthe two dead Aussies, andwhatever is left of Jano.

He's shoeless and shirtless,but Floyd's pistol andgunbelt sit wrapped around his waist.

He locks eyes with the threemen in the cage..

He then moves towardsthe wagon, and unhooks themine company beast, and climbs aboard him bareback.

He leans over and snatchesthe RIFLE that Floydkept on the wagon seat r'· next to him.

Grabbing a fistful ofthe horses mane, he digshis heels into the beast's side. The packanimals SPRINGS TO LIFEunder the new rider. By now it should be apparentthat Django brings thebest out of horses, and horses bring the bestout of Django.

From his high horseDjango looks down at The ThreeCaged Men ....

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. . . . THEN....

Using the rifle ina QUICK ONE HANDED MOVE heSHOOTS the lock on the cage door.

He looks at the threemen, especially Rodney,then says;

DJANGO
Throw up that dynamite.

Rodney grabs a saddlebag .fullof dynamite andtosses it to Djangoon his Horse.

Django wraps itaround the Horse's neck, turnsthe beast around, and without sayinganother word, rides back inthe direction of Candyland.

The Three NOW FREEMandingos, watch him rideaway.

"Who was thatnigger?"

CUT TO

A GORGEOUS BIG SKY SOUTHERN PURPLEAND ORANGE SUNSET WE PAN DOWNfrom r' thesky and see in small black silhouettethe Funeral Processionof CalvinCandie carrying the Coffinof the former Master up thehill on Candylandthat leads to the Graveyard.

A WHITE PREACHER walks out in frontof the Procession.

Then comes Calvin Candie's Coffincarried by eight pallbearers, Stephen,Moguy, Bartholomew,Ace Woody, Brown, Cody, and hisbest mandingos SAMSON and GOLDIE.

The first mourner in line is LaraLee dressed in a fancy blackdress, wide brim black hat, black veil,and ever present blackMammy (Cora) crying at her side.

CORA
The sky's realpretty Miss Lara. Monsieur Candie think itreal nice.
LARA LEE
Ah, bless you sweetinnocent Cora.

WE CROSS CUT WITH SHOTS of Django RIDING THE HORSE onthe way back to Candyland.The bare backed black man riding thehorse bareback, holding theRIFLE in one hand, a fistful of the horsesmane in the other, haulingass against a r', gorgeous SUNSET SKY, lookslike an Indian.

75

EXT - TRACKER SHACK/BUNKHOUSE- SUNSET

The same GORGEOUS SUNSET SKY overthe same shitty Trackershack -Bunkhouse that Mr.Stonesipherand his three obscurecompanions share.

The GERMAN SHEPHERDS (includingMarsha) rest in the chickenwire kennel next to the bunkhouse.

76

INT - TRACKER SHACK - SUNSET

The FOUR TRACKERS aremissing the funeral, hangingout in the bunkhouse wearing their beards.Mr.Stonesipher, Lex, and Steware playing a mountain card gamewhich looks like poker, except theway you get rid of your cards is different.Instead of chips they playwith, "NIGGER EARS" (yes, the ears of slaves).On a second viewing theaudience may notice that some of the slavesat Candyland are missing oneear.

Jake, the biggest, isoff by himself, pounding nailsinto a small delicate BIRDHOUSE he'smaking.

77

EXT - WOODS OUTSIDETHE SHACK - SUNSET

INSERT: HORSE HOOFS walkingthen stopping. Django'sbare feet jump on to the ground.

,-.. INT -DOG KENNEL - SUNSET

TheFOUR DOGS lay out•.••when,Marsha hears something, andraises her head..••

SHIRTLESSDJANGO
moves quietly through the woods.
MARSHA
risesto all fours, to listen andsmell.out in the darkness,her three PALScontinue to lay out.
DJANGO BY A TREE
hecan see the bunkhouse entrance,the LONG HANDLE AXE buriedin the chopping block, the kennel, andthe one dog looking hisway.
MARSHA
BARK!

The Other Three Dogs ·wakeup,and go on alert.

Django disappears.

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INT - TRACKER SHACK - SUNSET

They hear the barking inside. ,- ..

Jake!

Jake building his birdhouse.

JAKE
Yeah?

Checkon Marsha.

Jake, the one notplaying the game, puts asidehis hammer, and rises to check on them (theseguys are very sensitive abouttheir dogs).

79

EXT - TRACKER SHACK

As the BARKING getsl.ouder,WE SEE A CLOSE UP ofThe Axe in the chopping block,and Django's hand REMOVING IT.

JAKE
opens the bunkhousedoor•••he sees directly ahundred feet in frontof him, Django standingthere with the axe. Justas he reacts••.•

DJANGO••••••THROWS THE AXE•••

JAKE •.••••••••.•••.•ITHITSHIM IN THE FACE.

r--· After letting go of the axehandle, Django RUNS FULL SPEEDtoward Jake. Before the other three havereally registered what's happening,Django has crossed the distance,and is YANKING The Axe out ofJAKE'S FACE.

And with AXE in hand, Djangochases and fights with allthree trackers, till after a point where he'sCHOPPED DOWN TWO OF THEM,Lex, and Stew, and now there's only Mr.Stonesipherleft.

But Mr.Stonesipher has managedto draw his gigantic BUCK KNIFE,and is able to fight back againstDjango. You know Stonesipher'sgreat with a knife, plus his fighting styleis like one of his dogs,attack attack attack.

Django uses the axe handlein a defensive position.

The expert Mountain Boy beginsSCORING BLADE CUTS on shirtlessDjango.

The two men fight until theyend up losing their weapons.Then it's justa fight of brute strength,and survival. Mr.Stonesipheris physically bigger then Django.But if Django's goingto save Broomhilda, not to mention get revengeon all these Candyland motherfuckers,he has to take Stonesipher's assout.

This Black Man who hasbeen under the yoke of whiteman's domination all his life, and thisWhite Man who feeds black peopleto dogs, fight each other for their life.

Django gets his arm aroundStonesipher's neck in a headlock,but the mountain boy is big enoughto lift Django. So like arodeo rider holding on·to bull fordear life, Django tightens hislock around his opponents neck. Django getshis hand on the HAMMERJake was building the birdhouse with, andBRINGS IT CRASHING DOWNON THE TOP OF STONESIPHER'S HEAD.

That weakens Stonesipher.

He HITS HIM AGAIN IN THE HEAD.

That drops Stonesipherto his knees.

He HITS HIM AGAIN WITHTHE HAMMERON THE HEAD.

That puts the mountainman down on his back.

He HITS HIM ONE MORE TIMEWITH THE HAMMERTO l<eephimdown for good.

The Trackers are alldead.

Only the dogs mad barkingremains.

80

EXT - THE FUNERAL -NIGHT

r--- The Funeral for CalvinCandie is underway. The Preacherreads some words over him.

81

EXT - TRACKER SHACK - NIGHT

/' Django, half naked, splatteredwith blood from the axemurders, steps out of the shack. He takesa wash basin off the window sill,and walks over to the WATER PUMP.

Marsha and her three friendscontinue to BARK likemad.

He PUMPS a couple of times,and water explodes intothe bowl. He begins washing the blood·offof himself. As he washes,he says outloud;

DJANGO
What yadoin around here, boy?

Timmy steps from hiswatching place in the bushes.

I was justwalkin' by.

DJANGO
Wannahelp me out?
TIMMY
Sure.
DJANGO
My woman,Hildi, is with BillyCrash. Youknow where his shack is?
TIMMY
Suredo.
DJANGO
You show me?
TIMMY
Will I get in trouble?
DJANGO
Not by the time I get throughkillin' everybody.

Timmy hasnever heard a black man talk likethat. He believes him.

TIMMY
I'll show ya.

THEN......

Djangoturns towards the barking dogs.He turns back to Timmy andasks;

DJANGO
You know what toadstoolslook like?
TIMMY
Suredo.
DJANGO
Go pick me a mess of 'em.

INSERT: TIMMY pickingTOADSTOOLS (POISON MUSHROMS).

INSERT:·DJANGO stirringa big pot of BEEF STEW witha wooden spoon in the tracker shack.

Timmy comes'incarrying a bunch of toadstoolsinside his shirt. Django takesthe toadstools and Mr.Stonesipher'sBUCK KNIFE and CHOPS the mushroomsinto tiny pieces.

He tosses thetiny bits of poisoned shroomsinto the beefy sauce, and mixes it upwith the spoon.

82

EXT - MARSHA'SKENNEL - NIGHT

Django throwsthe pot of poisoned beef stewover the top of the kennel.

It lands onthe ground with a PLOP.

The AngryDogs, are nevertheless', stilldogs, and greedily scarf up the stew.

Djangowatches them wolf down their ultimateagony with a smile.

DJANGO
You bit your lastnigger, bitch? Bite on that.

Django liftsTimmy up on to the barebacked wagon horse.

DJANGO
First things first,boy. Take me to my horse.
83

EXT -FUNERAL.- NIGHT

Thefuneral is in full melodramaticbore.

INT- STABLE-BLACKSMITH - NIGHT

Timmybrings Django to the stableon the Candyland grounds.Django goes straightup to the stall housingTony and says hello. Tony'shappy to seehim. Django feeds himan apple he picked along theway for him.

He turns and sees the bodyof Dr.Schultz lying in a.heap.

And Schultz's horse Fritzin the stable.

DJANGO
Saddle upFritz and Tony.

l!i7

~ Timmy juststares.

DJANGO
Now, boy!

Timmyhops to work.

Djarigobendsdown ·overthebody of Dr.Schultz, he takes Broomhilda's billof sale and freedom papersout of his·back pocket. Healso searchesfor and £inds Schultz'shidden DERRINGER, he keepsit in a holster around his ankle.

As Timmy saddles the horses,he asks;

TIMMY
Do you feelbad for your friend?

Django rises from the bodyof his friend.

DJANGO
Yeah,·Ido.

As Timmy saddles the horseshe says;

TIMMY
I know justhow ya feel. I lost awhite friend once.He drowned in the lake.

Django doesn't correctthe difference between Dr.Schultzand a white friend, because there'snothing he could say to Timmyto make him understand.

He goes over to his pileof clothes~ which still lienext to the furnace. He Puts on hisboots. His Green Jacket overhis bare chest. And finally his hat.

84

EXT - THE FUNERAL -NIGHT

The service is over,everybody is hugging eachother and holding hands, and beginning to leave.

85

INT - BILLY CRASH'SSHACK - NIGHT

Billy Crash is inbed fucking Broomhilda. Shedoesn't wail, she doesn't make any whimperingsounds, but.her eyes constantlywater.

As Billy's fuckingher he says;

BILLY CRASH
It'sgonna be real nice 'roundhere now the 'olman's gone.
(CON'T)
BILLY CRASH
(fucks)
Would you stop yourgaldarn cryin'!

He stopsfucking in frustration

BROOMHILDA
I can't.
BILLYCRASH
Now girl, I'm tryin'to be nice.
BROOMHILDA
I can't help it! I'mreally sad!

Hehops off her and yells at her.

BILLYCRASH
Well goddamit,you're a nigger! Life is sad for niggers!Git use to it!
(calmingdown)
Look you knowMe, Hildi. I'm an ass buster from way back.But you kn.owI've alwaysbeen sweet on you.I don't wanna bust your ass. So don'tmake me! Now I'm gonna go shit. You calm down.

~·. He exits the shack to go theouthouse, leaving Broomhildaalone.

WE MOVE INTO A CLOSE UP OF BROOMHILDA lyingon thebed. She cries for Django, she cries for herself....

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. . • THEN.......

She HEARS an IMPACT SOUND,and a MUFFLED "Ooomph" SOUND.

And through the spaces inthe wooden planks that actas walls in Billy Crash's shack, she seesa figure fall to the ground.

Then she sees another figurethrough the wooden pl·anksmovetowards the front door.

CU BROOMHILDA
Her face, stained withtears, watches the door.

A soft "Knock Knock" onthe door.

BROOMHILDA
(softly)
Yes?

The VOICE on the otherside of the door, says;

~. DJANGO'S VOICE (OS) ' HeyLittle Trouble Maker.

She hops out of bed, and throwsopen the door.....

THERE HE IS, sheruns into his arms.

87

EXT - THE FUNERAL - NIGHT

The TWO OLD SLAVE.GRAVE DIGGERSare throwing the firstshovelfuls of dirt on Monsieur CalvinJ. Candie's coffin.

The participants of thisritual, begin to move awayfrom the grave. The funeral is a private affair,just the Candie FamilyUnit, some of the overseers, and the slaves.No one from town, exceptthe Preacher.

The SLAVE MOURNERS beginto move towards their livingarea, all saying good.byeto Miss Lara.Miss Lara makes a big showof saying goodbye to them.

A little cognizant.of theCandie Family unit beginthe walk off the hill back to the big house.

88

EXT - BILLY CRASH'S SHACK -NIGHT

Django with Broomhilda.Billy Crash lies dead inthe B.G., Stonesipher's Buck Knife buried deepin his chest. He hands Broomhildaher papers.

DJANGO
Here'syour bill of sale, and freedompapers. Nomatter what happens to me,hold on to these andget out of the south.
BROOMHILDA
What'sgonna happen to you?
DJANGO
Ain'tnuttin' gonna happen tome honey, I'm justsayin'. Now go to thestable, little Timmy'sgot our horses saddled.Your horse is namedFritz. He's a damn finehorse. Meet me aroundthe side of the big house.
BROOMHILDA
Butwhat about you -
DJANGO
-Don't worry about me. I'llsee.you, with Timmy and the horses, bythe big house.

He sends her onher way.

Django looksup and sees the silhouettesof the funeral party walking /'· down hill headingback for the big house.

(60

89

EXT - THE TRAIL BACK TO THE BIGHOUSE - NIGHT

The Family unit of The Late CalvinCandie and his sister LaraLee walk back to The Big House for adrink. This Candie Family Unitconsists of:

LARA LEE (unarmed) in her blackflowing funeral dress.

CORA (unarmed) her mammy,walks with Miss Lara, holdingher hand.

STEPHEN (unarmed) dressed inhis fancy black velvet versionof his normal House Nigger outfit,walks on the other side ofhis mistress Miss Lara, holding her otherhand.

ACE WOODY (armed with a gunbelt around his hip) dressedin his Wyatt Earp like funeral black suit,with the string tie, walksby himself.

LEONIDE MOGUY (armed witha gun belt around his hip)walks by himself.

BARTHOLOMEW(unarmed) dressedin his tight fitting businesssuit, with his hat, walks alone.

BROWN and JINGLE BELLSCODY (both armed with guns ontheir hips) both dressed slightly like cowboypeacocks, walk together.

and finally,

SAMSON and GOLDIE (unarmed)Calvin Candie's two prizedmandingos, wearing suits they borrowedfrom Bartholomew.

This CANDIE FAMILY UNITwalk to The Big House fora few post funeral drinks.

They enter the lawnin front of The Big House, andhead for the front door.

Broomhilda on Fritzand Timmy riding on Tony comealong the side of the property by some shed.They see The Candie FamilyUnit, all dressed in their darkest finery,walking towards the frontsteps of.The Big House. The woman and littleboy stop. But the groupof enemies aren't looking their way.

The CANDIE FAMILYUNIT moves closertowards the front of The Big House.....

WHEN.....

The frontof The Big House EXPLODES!

knockingthe Candie Family Unit flat on theircollective asses.

BROOMHILDA andTIMMY can't believetheir eyes.

I6 I

r' WOOD - STONE - PLASTER - DIRT- DUST - GLASS - SMOKE - GUNPOWDER hang in the air.

The CANDIE FAMILY UNIT startscoming to their senses.Nobody was killed, or even seriously hurt (unlessyou count eardrums),just stunned.

As their minds try and graspwith what just happened, theireyes look up from the ground, and tryand see through the smoke anddust.

The·SMOKE and DUST thins alittle, and we see inside thesmoke the mansion has been obliterated,but The Big House front stepsremain.

CUE cool MUSIC.

STEPHEN sees something inthe smoke, squints.

ACE WOODYsees something inthe smoke, squints.

BROWN and CODY see somethingin the smoke, squint.

In the SMOKE and DUST webegin to see a FIGURE,walking towards them.

ACE WOODYsquints atthe FIGURE.

MOGUY sees the FIGURE.

CORA attending toMiss Lara sees the FIGURE, thenMISS LARA sees it.

The FIGURE moves furtherout of the SMOKE and DUST.

ACE WOODY, on theground, his hand starts tomove towards the gun around his waist.

Then he sees TheFIGURE.is carrying somethingin his left hand.... ...it's Floyd'sWinchester, he raises it, andpoints it at Ace.

ACE WOODY's handmoves away from his gun.

The FIGURE stepsout of the SMOKE. It's DJANGO dressedin his DJANGO OUTFIT.

STEPHEN, ACE WOODY, MOGUY, LARA LEE,BARTHOLOMEW,CORA, BROWN and JINGLE BELLS CODY,SAMPSON or GOLDIE ...Nobodycanbelieve Django's standing there.

He stands atthe top of the front stepsof The Big House, looking down at The CandieFamily Unit, all lying onthe front lawn, Winchester rifle heldcasually in his left hand.His right hand held casually by the gun onhis hip.

The CANDIEFAMILY UNIT ~- all ontheir ass in the grass, look upat Django with a mixture of Wonder,Fear, and Hate.

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WE MOVE INTOA ROMANTIC CLOSE UP OFBROOMHILDA asshe watches this.

As DJANGO looks out at the ten stunnedenemies spread out onThe Big House front lawn, and as they lookback from the grass at him.

The black man in the cool green jacketsays;

DJANGO
I bet I.knowwhat you're thinkin', Ace Woody? You' rethinkin',why didn't I cut off that niggers nutswhen I had the chance? Right?
ACE WOODY
I guess I shoulda'.
DJANGO
Yes you shouldof.

He points the Winchester atthe people spread out onthe grass.

DJANGO
Everybodystand up!

It's now Django who givesthe orders. They standup quickly.

Django, with the riflepointing at them, just looksat The Candie ~ Family Unit. Enjoying theircollective hatred.

THEN...

He tosses the rifleaway.

Then moves his righthand by his gun belt in hisholster, as he takes a SHOWDOWN STANCE.

EVERYBODY realizesDJANGO's intentions.

Even BROOMHILDA andTIMMY.

DJANGO looks downfrom his position at the topof The Big House steps at the ten people,and says;

DJANGO
All black folks, take ten stepsaway from the white folks.

DJANGO's eyesgo to STEPHEN, who looks backat him.

DJANGO
Not you Stephen. You'reright where you belong.

The Black Folks, Cora, Bartholomew,Samson·,and Goldie begintaking ten ~. steps away from the White Folksand the gunfight.

LARA LEE can't believe Cora'sleaving her.

CORA is "I'm sorry Miss Lara,but I never did nuttin'to that nigger."

DJANGO looks to STEPHEN, andtakes Schultz's hidden Derringerout of his pocket.

DJANGO
(toStephen)
Let's seeif you can handle this aswell as you canmy nuts?

He tosses the Ole Man thetiny gun.

DJANGO
(toeverybody)
Somebodygive Miss Lara a gun.

BROWN gives LARA LEE oneof his two guns.

BROWN
(toDjango)
Can Iat least cock it for her?
DJANGO
Yep.

BROWN cocks backthe hammer of the peacemaker,and puts it in her hand, and points it towardsthe ground.

BROWN
(to Lara Lee)
Okay Miss Lara, keep it pointeddown till the shootin' starts. Then bringit up as fast as you can.

LARA LEE CANDIE-FITZWILLIcan't come to gripswith what she's.in the middle of,who she's facing, what's in herhand, or what's about to happen.

DJANGO
(to the six)
Make your play hillbillies.

TheMUSIC SWELLS.

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1 ' EVERYBODY, exceptfor LARA LEE is READY:

DJANGO ACE WOODY

STEPHEN MOGUY

BROWN CODY

LARA LEE

The PEOPLEwatching on the side:

BARTHOLOMEW SAMSON BROOMHILDA

CORA GOLDIE TIMMY

EVERYONE'Sready, but no one wants to startthis party.....

TILL ....

ACE WOODYstarts to go for the gun inhis holster, and STEPHEN starts to raise his Derringer.

But it's no contest.

As soon as Django saw any movement fromthe six in front of him, ~. Floyd's Pistol was QUICKSILVER FAST inhis right hand, as his lefthand FANNED the Pistols Hammer, SHOOTING INSTANTLY allfive White People {and Stephen) standing in front of him.

They all fall to grass in differentways ..

It was never any contest, theyand WE (the audience) just didn'tknow HOW GOOD DJANGO was.

FLASH ON
DJANGO showing off his incredibleFAST DRAW and ACCURATE MARKSMANSHIP to Dr.Schultz.

(smiling) You knowwhat they're going to call you, my boy? "Thefastest gun in the South."

BACK TO SHOWDOWN

DJANGO stands on the topsteps of what's left of TheBig House, looking down at The Candie FamilyUnit, who all lay dead ordying on the Candyland front lawn.

The WITNESSES can't fathomwhat they just witnessed.

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r-'· All the CANDIE FAMILY UNITlies on the grass SHOT.But some are still alive. We HEAR MOANING comingfrom LARA LEE, CODY,and MOGUY.

DJANGO sees this.

The Black Man reachesbehind him and comes out witha DYNAMITE STICK.

He tosses it on the grassamong the bodies.

He takes aim with hispistol; and FIRES.

It EXPLODES.

Finishing off whatwas left of the Candie FamilyUnit, not to mention, blowing the limbs offof many of them.

The LAWN is SILENT.

DJANGO'S PISTOL goesback in its holster.

Django walks downthe front steps of The BigHouse, feeling tremendous satisfaction in thewrath .hejust wroth on Candieand Co.

He removes Dr.Schultz'stiny Derringer from Stephen'sdead hand, putting it in hispocket. Then heads over towhere Broomhilda and Timmy wait for himwith Fritz and Tony.

As he ,waiksupto Broomhilda on Fritz, he says;

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DJANGO

Hey Little Tr.oubl·eMaker.

BROOMHILDA
Hey Big Trouble Maker.
DJANGO
Down, boy.

Timmy hopsoff of Tony.

Django climbsaboard Tony. He says toBroomhilda;

DJANGO
I tole' you ain't nuttin'gonna happen to me.
BROOMHILDA
Yes you did.
DJANGO
Girl, you're gonna haftastart trustin' me.
BROOMHILDA
I'll keep that inmind.

, Django looksdown to Timmy.

DJANGO
Thanks for the help, boy.

He reaches intohis saddle bag, and pulls outan apple, and tosses it down to Timmy.

DJANGO
That's for you. Good luckTim.
(he points to the Northern Sky)
The North star, is thatone.

He looksto Broomhilda on Fritz.

DJANGO
You gonna hafta keep up,ya know?
BROOMHILDA
You won't wait for me.
DJANGO
Better not.
BROOMHILDA
You won't.
DJANGO
(smiling)
Better not.
BROOMHILDA
(smiling)
You won't.

Theykiss.

Then,astride Tony, Django leavesCandyland having rescued his Broomhildafrom her Mountain,her Ring of Hellfire, and all her Dragon's.

WRITTEN andDIRECTED by QUENTIN TARANTINO