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Wedding Crashers (2005)
J O H N
A screenplay character in Wedding Crashers (2005).
- lines
- 92
- words
- 2,321
- scenes
- 39
- dialogue
- 14%
- avg words / line
- 25
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 182
source review flagged 8 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
No, s e e ,t h efunny-because-it's- t r u e b i tonly worksi ft h et r u t h i sa s m a l l t h i n gl i k e "Tim'sa l i t t l ef r u g a l "o r"We a l lknow J e n n i f e rl i k e s t o shop.Ha.Ha." I mean, people a r e h e r ef o r a wedding, n o tt os e eDon R i c k l e s a t t h eSands.I ' dg i v e itaf i f t e e n , maybe a twency p e r c e n tchanceof a laugh. Not worth it. See, people want something from t h e h e a r t .
scene 44 — - JOHNWe'd 'lovet o .
scene 48 — - SACKYes. Unfortunately, my powers o n l y a p p l y t o u s e l e s sconsumer p r o d u c t s .
scene 31 — - CLAIRESo w h e r eshouldw e go?
scene 67 — -. CLAIREIneed you t o be my wing man.
scene 107 — -. J O H N
Bookends
C r a s h e r s .