Well, folks, this is Captain Griswold. We’re on our final approach into Chicago’s Midway Airport. We hope you enjoyed your eighteen minute flight from South Bend.
Vacation (2015)
RUSTY
A screenplay character in Vacation (2015).
- lines
- 423
- words
- 3,972
- scenes
- 78
- dialogue
- 40%
- avg words / line
- 9
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 68
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Just hear me out. See, when you get to be 21, 22 and you’ve been dating someone for a year or so, there may come a night when she finally allows you to make love to her. Now, if you’re blessed with your dad’s unusual size down there, you’re going to want to get a hold of some of those smaller, ‘snugger fit’ condoms they make in Asia.
scene 57 — EXT. MOTEL - CONTINUOUS ACTIONHello? I’m home!
scene 9 — INT. GRISWOLDS’ FOYER - CONTINUOUS ACTIONCome on, guys. We’re 500 yards from where Elvis died on the toilet. Show some respect.
scene 30 — EXT. HEARTBREAK HOTEL - NIGHTOh, and look, Deb. They left your book.
scene 64 — EXT. FOREST CLEARING - MINUTES LATEREveryone out of the raft!
scene 94 — EXT. COLORADO RIVER - MOMENTS LATER
Bookends
Eleven hours.