Thank yeew. Y’all come back, y’heah?

The Shape of Water (2017)
PIE GUY
A screenplay character in The Shape of Water (2017).
- lines
- 26
- words
- 279
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 3.4%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 48
Sample dialogue
They give us the spinners, the signage- That there’s “Pie Boy” our mascot. They tell us what we gotta say— What to wear and such— there's a manual lays it all out. They figured out what people like, scientifically. I don't really talk that way, I'm from Ottawa.
scene 21 — INT. “DIXIE DOUG PIES” DINER - DAYI guess so-
scene 21 — INT. “DIXIE DOUG PIES” DINER - DAYHeck, no. Pies are trucked down throughout the country. It's called “franchising”, see?
scene 21 — INT. “DIXIE DOUG PIES” DINER - DAYIt’s not key lime- but it’s good.
scene 73 — INT. DIXIE DOUG’S PIES - DAYHey, no- Not the counter- Just take out. You can’t sit there. You want something, you order, you take it out.
scene 73 — INT. DIXIE DOUG’S PIES - DAY
Bookends
They come from Albany, Faggot.