Hey, I’m Batman. Got the email. On my Batphone. Which I invented. Gets emails. On a phone.
The Lego Movie (2014)
BATMAN
A screenplay character in The Lego Movie (2014).
- lines
- 17
- words
- 211
- scenes
- 9
- dialogue
- 2.3%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 62
Sample dialogue
I’ll be locked in a deep struggle with him that isn’t just physical but psychological. We’ll talk about how he killed my parents, depending on who you talk to, and how his physical disfigurement and my emotional disfigurement are two sides of the same coin. And then Robin will be like “Can I help” and we’ll both be like “NO!” And then--
scene 86 — EXT. EMPURA TOWER - MORNINGCheck this out:
scene 86 — EXT. EMPURA TOWER - MORNINGHe’ll get a flipping massage alright.
scene 90 — INT. BLACK FALCON’S OFFICE - CONTINUOUSThat does not look good.
scene 100 — INT. SUPERBRICK, KRAGLETHINGY INSTRUCTION SITE -I’ll take out all the guards with a batarang. Then we’ll bust down the front door with a battering batram, look around corners with a batperiscope. Then I’ll batcharm my way into the lair, and the Joker will be there.
scene 86 — EXT. EMPURA TOWER - MORNING
Bookends
There’s too many of them!