I'm gonna make you like beer some day, Armand. {calling) Chuck! The club will be open in five minutes. Let's have that keg!

The Birdcage (1996)
TONY
A screenplay character in The Birdcage (1996).
- lines
- 11
- words
- 154
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 1.3%
- avg words / line
- 14
- shortest / longest
- 3 / 35
Sample dialogue
It's funny, isn't it? When I was born my father wanted me to be president, when Chuck was born I thought if he doesn't get hooked on drugs or turn gay, I'm fine. No offense.
scene 45 — INT. THE BIRDCAGE - NIGHTJesus, you're right.
scene 45 — INT. THE BIRDCAGE - NIGHTThat's great. Top 20 ••• Great.
scene 45 — INT. THE BIRDCAGE - NIGHTOf course. Hey--everybody's a coward when it comes to their kids.
scene 45 — INT. THE BIRDCAGE - NIGHTI'm gonna make you like beer some day, Armand. {calling) Chuck! The club will be open in five minutes. Let's have that keg!
scene 45 — INT. THE BIRDCAGE - NIGHT
Bookends
Hey, don't you have any sense of time! •••