John! May I speak with you, please?
Ted (2012)
THOMAS
A screenplay character in Ted (2012).
- lines
- 20
- words
- 268
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 3.1%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 113
Sample dialogue
John, all you have to do is not fuck up, and you get my job when I go to corporate next month. You will be the new branch manager. All you have to do is not fuck up, and all you’re doing is fucking up. Not that I don’t think you’re too fucked up to handle not fucking up my job, but you happen to be the least fucked-up person in the whole office. The next least fucked-up is Alix, and you’ve been here three fucking years longer than him. But I’m telling you, I will promote the fuck out of him if you fuck up one more time. That is all. Fuck.
scene 54 — INT. THOMAS’ OFFICE - SHORTLY AFTEROh my god.
scene 90 — INT. THOMAS’ OFFICE - MOMENTS LATERGoddamn right, wow. Now get outta here. I’m gonna dock you for being late, and for the scratch on that car. Try and be a little more responsible tomorrow.
scene 54 — INT. THOMAS’ OFFICE - SHORTLY AFTERThat’s how they get ‘em to stop biting, sure.
scene 90 — INT. THOMAS’ OFFICE - MOMENTS LATERGood. I like hearing that. Because in a month my life now could be your life: a cushy $38,000-a-year branch manager who’s personal friends with Tom Skerritt. It’s not a bad life, is it?
scene 54 — INT. THOMAS’ OFFICE - SHORTLY AFTER
Bookends
Jesus.