JOHN

Sample dialogue

• Well... I guess we can’t make small talk all day, so I’ll say what I wanna say. I could sit here and tell you I’m sorry, it was a huge misunderstanding, and I’m ready to change. But I don’t think you wanna hear any of that crap. I’m not gonna try and get you to take me back. Why would you? I’ve been a really shitty boyfriend for the last four years. I don’t deserve you. I didn’t take our relationship seriously, even though I love you more than life itself. All I want is... just to end on good terms. Because I owe that to you. I want you to be happy... and for us to be friends.

  scene 153 — INT. CHARLEY’S - CONTINUOUS

• Forever and ever?

  scene 15 — INT. JOHN’S BEDROOM - SAME

• It’s a special night. We’ve been dating for four years.

  scene 65 — INT. RESTAURANT - CONTINUOUS

• You know, he’s exactly who you want him to be.

  scene 92 — INT. TED’S NEW APARTMENT - SAME

• Do you know what just happened? Do you have any clue? My life just ended.

  scene 123 — EXT. TED’S APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER

Bookends

Often appears with

• LORI26 scenes
• NARRATOR7 scenes
• REX4 scenes
• SAM4 scenes
• TEDDY4 scenes
• THOMAS3 scenes