Yes, there was quite a lot of cocaine. I mean, it was the eighties. And I was king. I was king of the eighties. I was Ted fucking Danson. And not only that, I was Sam fucking Mayday Malone. Was I popular? Gee, lemme think: are there naked dicks in gay porn?
Ted (2012)
TED DANSON
A screenplay character in Ted (2012).
- lines
- 4
- words
- 92
- scenes
- 1
- dialogue
- 1.1%
- avg words / line
- 23
- shortest / longest
- 5 / 52
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Yes, there was quite a lot of cocaine. I mean, it was the eighties. And I was king. I was king of the eighties. I was Ted fucking Danson. And not only that, I was Sam fucking Mayday Malone. Was I popular? Gee, lemme think: are there naked dicks in gay porn?
scene 92 — INT. TED’S NEW APARTMENT - SAMEYes, I was quite beloved.
scene 92 — INT. TED’S NEW APARTMENT - SAMEWoody Harrelson. Smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man.
scene 92 — INT. TED’S NEW APARTMENT - SAME
Bookends
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I’ve ever seen on a man.