There you go, here’s your key and rental agreement, and a complimentary map of Boston. Thanks for choosing Liberty, drive safely.

Ted (2012)
GUY
A screenplay character in Ted (2012).
- lines
- 19
- words
- 227
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 2.7%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 40
Sample dialogue
I don’t know. I dig chicks. I don’t remember any of it, I was so fucked up. I might be gay, I don’t know. You mind covering for me for a bit? I’m gonna go lay down in the john.
scene 55 — INT. LIBERTY RENT-A-CAR FRONT OFFICE - MOMENTS LATERHey, heard you got busted.
scene 55 — INT. LIBERTY RENT-A-CAR FRONT OFFICE - MOMENTS LATERNo. Same as last time.
scene 55 — INT. LIBERTY RENT-A-CAR FRONT OFFICE - MOMENTS LATERYou guys‘ve been goin’ out for four years?
scene 55 — INT. LIBERTY RENT-A-CAR FRONT OFFICE - MOMENTS LATERYou could put the ring in her ass and let her fart it out.
scene 55 — INT. LIBERTY RENT-A-CAR FRONT OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER
Bookends
Yeah. Turns out I’m gay or whatever. Had no idea. C’mon Jared, let’s get a drink.