Comegive your old man a kissor I'llkick your teeth in.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
STUART
A screenplay character in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993).
- lines
- 31
- words
- 391
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 6.0%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 44
source review flagged 13 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Heed. Move that melon of yours into the bathroom and get the paper for your mother.
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMSCORES! MAGIC GOAL!
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMI'm not kidding. That's a huge noggin'. Ithas it's own weather system. It'sa virtual planetoid.
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMYOU'RE INMY EYES, YOU'RE INMY DREAMS... YOU'RECELTIC, UNITED AND BABYI'VE DECIDED ...
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMDon't be embarrassed abouthaving a good strong butcher's grip. Do you link your own sausage?
scene 67 — INT. CHARLIE'SPARENT'S ~FART~E~T NIGHT
Bookends
Let's get pissed.