Stuart, you're going to give the boy a complex.
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
MAY
A screenplay character in So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993).
- lines
- 20
- words
- 230
- scenes
- 4
- dialogue
- 3.5%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 35
source review flagged 8 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Maybe it's just as wellnot to get married, look at thenews. Where did I put it?
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMIs thatenough pccatoes, Charlie?
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMWould anyone like a juice? Charlie, did I tell you,we bought a Juice Tiger?
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMOh, you'veturned into a sexy Italian bastard.
scene 33 — CHARLIE'SPOV - AS WE ENTER THELIVING ROOMMake sure you leave the seat down.
scene 67 — INT. CHARLIE'SPARENT'S ~FART~E~T NIGHT
Bookends
Healways leaves the seatup. He's gotta learn.