Chronologically, you're sixteen today. Physically, you're still fifteen.

Sixteen Candles (1984)
SAM
A screenplay character in Sixteen Candles (1984).
- lines
- 190
- words
- 1,582
- scenes
- 61
- dialogue
- 21%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 52
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Sample dialogue
I can't even describe what a total bummer this is going to be. I have to go to the wedding and look like Miss Pretty Princess in this dipshit bridesmaid dress. I don't have one-tenth the bod to fill the stupid bust up. Should I just waste myself and spare the agony?
scene 197 — INT. SAM'S ROOMI'm totally screwed.
scene 32 — INT. SCHOOL - HALLWAY - LATERI can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
scene 58 — INT.MIKE'S ROOMHe did not.
scene 91 — CONTINUED - 5Trust me, I am.
scene 169 — CONTINUED - 2
Bookends
It already came true.