Yeah, douchebag.

Scary Movie (2000)
JAKE
A screenplay character in Scary Movie (2000).
- lines
- 14
- words
- 127
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 5.2%
- avg words / line
- 9
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 37
Sample dialogue
I guess that makes you the wise- cracking, know-it-all dork. You secretly lust for Cindy, causing you . to masturbate three times a day - ‘four on the weekends, mixing in the. occasional. auto erotic asphyxiation o
scene 3, source scene 4 — EXT ~ BEACH - LATE NIGHTYou got it?
scene 20, source scene 21 — EXT - MARQUEE MOVIE THEATER - NIGHTI'm not sure what we're. ‘doing is:
scene 3, source scene 4 — EXT ~ BEACH - LATE NIGHTNow if you'll excuse me, I don? t. want to be late for my Home Ec class. Today we're making loganberry scones.
scene 20, source scene 21 — EXT - MARQUEE MOVIE THEATER - NIGHTI don't buy any of this, it's justa prank. And all of you better keep quiet about what happened last Halloween.
scene 7, source scene 8 — INT. - SCHOOL SWIM-GYM - DAY
Bookends
Nice catch.