Joe, you want me to shoot him for you?

Reservoir Dogs (1992)
MR. BLONDE
A screenplay character in Reservoir Dogs (1992).
- lines
- 40
- words
- 496
- scenes
- 6
- dialogue
- 4.4%
- avg words / line
- 12
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 57
Sample dialogue
You see what I been puttin up with? As soon as I walk through the door I'm hit with this shit. I tell 'm what you told me about us stayin put and Mr. White whips out his gun, sticks it in my face, and starts screaming "You motherfucker, I'm gonna blow you away, blah, blah, blah."
scene 21 — INT. WAREHOUSE - DAYNobody's going anywhere.
scene 12 — INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY - MEDIUM C.U. ON MR. BLONDEWe're gonna sit here and wait.
scene 13 — EXT. WAREHOUSE - DAYAlone at last.
scene 22 — INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY - MR. BLONDE AND COPNow I'm not gonna bullshit you. I don't really care about what you know or don't know. I'm gonna torture you for awhile regardless. Not to get information, but because torturing a cop amuses me. There's nothing you can say, there's nothing you can do. Except pray for death.
scene 22 — INT. WAREHOUSE - DAY - MR. BLONDE AND COP
Bookends
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you."