Oh, now that you’ve puked your way to the bottom, you might actually consider me? I’ve auditioned three times and never got in because you said my boobs look like baloney.

Pitch Perfect (2012)
BARB
A screenplay character in Pitch Perfect (2012).
- lines
- 4
- words
- 115
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 1.2%
- avg words / line
- 29
- shortest / longest
- 18 / 46
Sample dialogue
BECAUSE/ ALL MY LIFE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR I’VE BEEN PRAYING FOR FOR THE PEOPLE TO SAY THAT WE DON’T WANNA FIGHT NO MORE THEY’LL BE NO MORE WARS AND OUR CHILDREN WILL PLAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY
scene 51 — EXT. BARDEN ATHLETIC FACILITY - EMPTY POOLThe word’s out. The Bellas’s are the laughing stock of a cappella. Good look recruiting this year, douche-b’s.
scene 18 — EXT. ACTIVITIES FAIR/BELLAS BOOTH - SAME TIMEYOU”RE SO FINE, AND YOU’RE MINE, I’LL BE YOUR YOURS TILL THE END OF TIME, CAUSE YOU MADE ME FEEL...
scene 51 — EXT. BARDEN ATHLETIC FACILITY - EMPTY POOLOh, now that you’ve puked your way to the bottom, you might actually consider me? I’ve auditioned three times and never got in because you said my boobs look like baloney.
scene 18 — EXT. ACTIVITIES FAIR/BELLAS BOOTH - SAME TIME
Bookends
BECAUSE/ ALL MY LIFE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR I’VE BEEN PRAYING FOR FOR THE PEOPLE TO SAY THAT WE DON’T WANNA FIGHT NO MORE THEY’LL BE NO MORE WARS AND OUR CHILDREN WILL PLAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY/ ONE DAY