Born without a tongue, Clark. Don't worry about her, though. Whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
EDDIE
A screenplay character in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983).
- lines
- 17
- words
- 218
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 3.5%
- avg words / line
- 13
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 44
Sample dialogue
I'm glad things are going so good for you, Clark. I got laid off when they closed the asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, now the V.A. cuts my disability pension ' cause they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough.
scene 56, source scene 57 — INT. DALE'S BEDROOM - SAME TIMETry ‘em on.
scene 57, source scene 58 — EXT. HOUSE, PORCH - MORNINGCome on in and see the guest room. I'd help you with those bags, but since they took the kidney, I've been taking it easy.
scene 54, source scene 55 — EXT. FARMHOUSE - LATE AFTERNOONEdna! Come on down. Helper's getting cold!
scene 54, source scene 55 — EXT. FARMHOUSE - LATE AFTERNOONThis is for you.
scene 57, source scene 58 — EXT. HOUSE, PORCH - MORNING
Bookends
I knew you did because when you were here last time you remarked about how much you liked mine.