Jesus Christ! Whatdja hit me for?
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
CLERK
A screenplay character in National Lampoon's Vacation (1983).
- lines
- 9
- words
- 83
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 1.3%
- avg words / line
- 9
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 33
Sample dialogue
This is the wildlife fun, you jerk! I've been doing it for twenty-two years. Twenty-two years and you're the first son of a bitch that ever clubbed me! I oughta sue you! .
scene 70, source scene 71 — INT. CLARK AND ELLEN'S TENTFor how much?
scene 101, source scene 102 — INT. - MOTEL LOBBY - MORNINGNot without a major credit card.
scene 101, source scene 102 — INT. - MOTEL LOBBY - MORNINGI told you before I...
scene 101, source scene 102 — INT. - MOTEL LOBBY - MORNINGOnly thing I can do is have you stay here until the check clears.
scene 101, source scene 102 — INT. - MOTEL LOBBY - MORNING
Bookends
Only thing I can do is have you stay here until the check clears.