I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this -- this -- I don't even know what you call this!
Men in Black (1997)
EDGAR
A screenplay character in Men in Black (1997).
- lines
- 40
- words
- 417
- scenes
- 14
- dialogue
- 5.5%
- avg words / line
- 10
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 48
Sample dialogue
I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this -- this -- I don't even know what you call this!
scene 20 — EXT. FARMHOUSE - NIGHTGive me sugar.
scene 21 — INT. FARMHOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHTYou know, I have noticed an infestation here. Everywhere I look, in fact. Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum. So convinced of their own superiority as they scurry about their short, pointless lives.
scene 34 — INT. GARAGE - DAYWhere is the animal?!
scene 86 — INT. MORGUE - DAYTake me here.
scene 97 — EXT. THE NEARBY BUSY MANHATTAN STREET - DUSK
Bookends
Put my hands on my head?