In our play they don't do anygood at all - they just stand there looking likepoofs and saying 'Isn't Baby Jesus great'when everyone knows he's just a stupiddoll. I. want to be a lobster. (HE·wALKSOFF) And, by the way, Toby says Uncle David isa dickhead.
Love Actually (2003)
BERNIE
A screenplay character in Love Actually (2003).
- lines
- 8
- words
- 124
- scenes
- 3
- dialogue
- 1.1%
- avg words / line
- 16
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 45
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
In our play they don't do anygood at all - they just stand there looking likepoofs and saying 'Isn't Baby Jesus great'when everyone knows he's just a stupiddoll. I. want to be a lobster. (HE·wALKSOFF) And, by the way, Toby says Uncle David isa dickhead.
scene 17 — INT. KARBN'S BOOSE. DAY.Was I fantastic?
scene 158 — INT.RES'L'A~. W.RSEILLE. NIG~.And I hate kebabs.
scene 17 — INT. KARBN'S BOOSE. DAY.You get to the endof a huge Christmas meal, and your grandmotherlets .rip- and, at last, for once, shecan't blame the dog.
scene 75 — UT. SCHOOL CARPABK. DAY.You go to church, and for the first time ever, it's fun.
scene 75 — UT. SCHOOL CARPABK. DAY.
Bookends
Was I fantastic?