It’s all happening. I got married. Stacy’s pregnant-- with triplets! And I finally got my sex offender status expunged. Which is great, because otherwise I’d have to stay 100 yards from my own kids.

Horrible Bosses 2 (2014)
DALE
A screenplay character in Horrible Bosses 2 (2014).
- lines
- 329
- words
- 2,481
- scenes
- 58
- dialogue
- 24%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 50
Sample dialogue
The Shower Buddy eliminates the endless cycle of washing and rinsing and washing and rinsing. It’s not just a time saver. It’s a life saver. My team is ready to move on this with or without your help. But the only way we can do that is with your help.
scene 27 — INT. MR. NAGOPIAN’S OFFICE - LATERYou’re okay, buddy.
scene 11 — INT. EXAMINATION ROOM - MOMENTS LATEROkay, here’s an everyday problem: showering. You gotta shampoo, condition, lather up, rinse, repeat. It takes forever.
scene 20 — INT. HARKEN’S HOUSE - LATERWait a minute. What floor is this?
scene 57 — INT. OFFICE - CONTINUOUSShe’s in labor. We’ve got to pick her up.
scene 81 — INT. DALE’S HOUSE - SAME TIME
Bookends
AHHHHHHHHHHH!