WHO PISSED ON THE TOILET SEAT!? MOTHER!!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
JEANIE
A screenplay character in Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986).
- lines
- 74
- words
- 792
- scenes
- 22
- dialogue
- 7.8%
- avg words / line
- 11
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 41
source review flagged 3 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Let me tell you something. I study hard, I work hard, I'm polite, I'm considerate, I'm friendly and fair to all kinds of people. Except morons. I try to be everything a good, decent person should be and you know what?
scene 139 — INT. GIRL'S LOCKER ROOMI knew it!
scene 229 — INT. HOUSE. FERRIS' ROOMSee? My brother strokes you, you sympathize with him, I get pissed off and this is what happens!
scene 139 — INT. GIRL'S LOCKER ROOMThe worm has luck like clams have body odor...
scene 231 — INT. FERRIS' ROOMI'd get caught.
scene 305 — INT. POLICE STATION. WAITING ROOM
Bookends
Is he cool?