Don't make a fuss. I'm fine. I'll get up.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
FERRIS
A screenplay character in Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986).
- lines
- 293
- words
- 4,448
- scenes
- 79
- dialogue
- 44%
- avg words / line
- 15
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 243
source review flagged 3 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
I was going to say I knew Springsteen's home phone number and I was going to give out the number of the New Jersey State Police but I thought I might get busted. After I got flunked in driver's ed for sideswiping a mail box, which was not in any way, shape or from my fault. I was putting out a cigarette, like I was told. It was weird. I'm so used to getting in a car and lighting up, because I'm not allowed to smoke at home, that I got in the driver's ed. car and spaced completely, pulled out of the lot, lit up a 'boro and Mrs. Heller looked at me like I'd just pulled a bunny out of my nose or something and I realized what the hell I was doing and I went to put it out and hit the mail box. Anyway, I was so pissed off at her reaction to the whole thing that I considered running an ad in a sleaze magazine for a school teacher that does phone sex and I was gonna use Mrs. Heller's home number but is cost too much. I took it again and passed. But I had to work at Burger King to get the cash to pay for the driver's ed. car. The car got fixed in auto shop for nothing and I think Rooney pocketed the cash. But I can't prove it? I'm in high school, remember?
scene 223 — INT. STUDIOThey bought it.
scene 7 — INT. BEDROOM. JOYCEYou had to work hard for the money to buy those things, right?
scene 69 — INT. FERRIS' ROOMIs there a problem?
scene 134 — INT. RESTAURANTWhat's he doing?
scene 182 — INT. CAB. FLOOR.
Bookends
You gotta get one.