Dear, dear Joel: Thank you so much for joining me on the Charles River last night. I know how nervous you were about stepping onto the ice, but that you overcame your fear just to please me is so fucking sweet I could eat you. I will! -- When we watched the stars on our backs and you took my hand and said, "I could...
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
CLEMENTINE'S VOICE
A screenplay character in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004).
- lines
- 16
- words
- 441
- scenes
- 4
- dialogue
- 3.9%
- avg words / line
- 28
- shortest / longest
- 5 / 81
Sample dialogue
... Now the only fuel keeping it going is my feeling sorry for him. He's so needy. The way he looks at me, like I should be ashamed of myself for going out and having some fun in my life. I mean, I've got to have it somewhere, right? I suppose I could sit and watch television with him until we both kick. There's a plan. Y'know Joel is a guy who is never going to do anything with his life...
scene 163A — INT. JOEL'S CAR - MORNINGWhat took you so long?
scene 159 — INT. JOEL'S APARTMENT - NIGHTHa Ha! You said, "I do." I guess that means we're married.
scene 159 — INT. JOEL'S APARTMENT - NIGHTI can't stand to even look at him. His pathetic, wimpy, apologetic smile. That sort of wounded puppy shit he does. Y'know? Is it so much to ask for an actual man to have sex with?
scene 163A — INT. JOEL'S CAR - MORNING... I remember this time I made him come out onto this frozen river with me. He was terrified. Like a goddamn girl...
scene 163A — INT. JOEL'S CAR - MORNING
Bookends
Not fucking... faking. Honey, let's fake tonight. Make a few faces, get it over with. Shit...