Hi, Cindy. It's Joel. Joel. I'm not feeling well this morning. No, food poisoning, I think. I had clams. Clams! I'm sorry it took me so long to call in, but I've been vomiting a lot. I've been vomiting! Yes, that's right, a lot!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
JOEL
A screenplay character in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004).
- lines
- 347
- words
- 2,946
- scenes
- 70
- dialogue
- 26%
- avg words / line
- 8
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 70
source review flagged 1 dialogue line
Sample dialogue
Um, well, y'know, I was living with this woman Naomi, about two years ago, and my friends Rob and Carrie invited us to a party on the beach. Naomi couldn't go. She was working on a paper for school. So I went. I didn't really want to either. I don't like parties. But I went. And Clementine was there. In her orange sweatshirt. And her hair. She was really special.
scene 45 — INT. MIERZWIAK'S OFFICE - DAYReally? Because --
scene 11 — INT. TRAIN - LATE AFTERNOONI've got to get to bed, Frank.
scene 19 — INT. JOEL'S APARTMENT ENTRANCEWAY - CONTINUOUSThis Patrick guy is copying me!
scene 92 — INT. KITCHEN - DAYI did. I walked out the door. I felt like a scared little kid. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation. You said, "so go" with such disdain.
scene 141 — INT. BEACH HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
Bookends
Yeah, you too. I had a good time.