Mister Van Weesp, we know you've been living in Manhattan for six years under a forged tourist visa.

Coneheads (1993)
SEEDLING
A screenplay character in Coneheads (1993).
- lines
- 52
- words
- 773
- scenes
- 17
- dialogue
- 8.5%
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- 15
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 90
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Sample dialogue
Not right away I'm afraid. There's a lot of red tape_ involved, so for the next four months you'll be residing at an INS detention compound in the Keewalatchie Glades Deportees Holding Centre in Florida. By the way, how's your Spanish? 'Cause your new roommates are some of Castro's ex-mental patients who've been there since '77. I understand some of them are quite artistic. They do a lot of carving. But don't worry, I'm sure the time will fly and before you know it you'll be back home in Belgium.
scene 39 — INT. SEEDLING'S OFFICE - DAYWhere is he?
scene 58 — EXT. KHOUDRI'S TRIPLEX, EAST ORANGE - DUSKThanks. The last illegal who used it skipped back to Somalia before I could get him. This one I want.
scene 39 — INT. SEEDLING'S OFFICE - DAYWhat about you? Let's see your proof of alien registration. Your green card.
scene 58 — EXT. KHOUDRI'S TRIPLEX, EAST ORANGE - DUSKForget the others Can't risk loosing these three. Take em now.
scene 120 — INT. GRAY TRUCK - NIGHT
Bookends
Then I have no objection.