Terrorists?
Clerks II (2006)
RANDAL
A screenplay character in Clerks II (2006).
- lines
- 341
- words
- 4,991
- scenes
- 26
- dialogue
- 41%
- avg words / line
- 15
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 156
source review flagged 2 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
Oh, man - then you must love this guy, ‘cause he’s the biggest pussy I ever met: the dude who lives his life according to other people’s standards. “I gotta go to college, ‘cause that’s what everyone does.” Or, “I gotta go to Florida and get married ‘cause that’s what’s expected of me.” and the insane part is he ain’t even that crazy about the chick he’s marrying or Florida. Never mind the fact that he’s got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he’s nuts about, and even Anne fucking Frank could see she’s nuts about him, God knows why! And, she likes you for who you are, man. She ain’t trying to stuff you into a box you’ll never fit into! If you had any fucking sense whatsoever, you’d stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the fucking sheep, and do what makes sense for you, you fucking ass!
scene 63 — INT. JAIL CELLS - SAMEAre you sure?
scene 13 — INT. MOOBY’S - DAYYou sound like my mom.
scene 19 — INT. MOOBY’S - DAYWell, I assume if I was deviant enough to jerk off at work in the first place, I’d be doing it in the men’s bathroom, where it might make sense that a guy would walk in.
scene 37 — INT. DANTE’S CAR - DAYI’ve always found that any more time than that and you run the risk of saying the wrong thing again. Follow her, talk to her for an hour, then come back here and help me close up.
scene 54 — EXT. MOOBY’S - DUSK
Bookends
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