You know I’m nineteen, Randal. You wouldn’t work for me last week, remember? ‘cause you said working on my birthday’d help me build character.

Clerks II (2006)
ELIAS
A screenplay character in Clerks II (2006).
- lines
- 84
- words
- 796
- scenes
- 11
- dialogue
- 6.5%
- avg words / line
- 9
- shortest / longest
- 1 / 41
source review flagged 2 dialogue lines
Sample dialogue
And as you know, my online handle is Optimus Prime, so not only is it awesome that there’s gonna be a live-action “Transformers”, but I’m positioned with the best possible ‘net handle and email address for when the movie comes out.
scene 18 — INT. MOOBY’S - SAMEDon’t be gross.
scene 18 — INT. MOOBY’S - SAMEWelcome to Mooby’s, may I take your order?
scene 22 — INT. MOOBY’S - DAYWhat if you haven’t ever seen pictures of anything like that?
scene 28 — INT. MOOBY’S - SAMEThank you! I keep telling ‘em that.
scene 28 — INT. MOOBY’S - SAME
Bookends
“One ring to rule them all...”