••• So when Mona died suddenly last winter, I said to myself, 'Al, if you keep bustin' your hump sixteen, twenty hours a day, you're gonna wind up with a sixty million buck funeral for yourself.'

Caddyshack (1980)
AL CZERNAK
A screenplay character in Caddyshack (1980).
- lines
- 8
- words
- 156
- scenes
- 2
- dialogue
- 1.1%
- avg words / line
- 20
- shortest / longest
- 2 / 37
Sample dialogue
He comes up the lit tle hill to the first tee talking at the top of his lungs. Yamamoto tags a long in a bizarrely un·- coordinated golf outfit with price tags stil l attached to everything.
scene 31 — EXT. FIRST TEE - LATERSorry somebody step on a duck?
scene 26 — INT. CLUB KITCHENGad, I've had better food at the ballgame.
scene 26 — INT. CLUB KITCHENHey, junior, ask our waitress if she want s to get married.
scene 26 — INT. CLUB KITCHEN••• So when Mona died suddenly last winter, I said to myself, 'Al, if you keep bustin' your hump sixteen, twenty hours a day, you're gonna wind up with a sixty million buck funeral for yourself.'
scene 26 — INT. CLUB KITCHEN
Bookends
He comes up the lit tle hill to the first tee talking at the top of his lungs. Yamamoto tags a long in a bizarrely un·- coordinated golf outfit with price tags stil l attached to everything.